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THE ATLANTIAN
A purpose and a plan are
necessary for every succesful
undertaking.
In the matter of saving, have
some object in view, then con
centrate every effort toward
attaining it.
It may be to establish
yourself in business, to buy a
home or to provide for old age.
This bank encourages worthy
efforts and invites your
account.
4% on Savings
Central Bank £? Trust Corporation
CAPITAL ONE MILLION DOLLARS
Candler Building
BRANCH COR. MITCHELL AND FORSYTH STREETS
THE WAY OF IT.
Mrs. Grogan—“Oi hear Kelly was in
an automobile accident.”
Mrs. Dooley—‘ ‘ Yis. Little Timmy
Riley across th’ way threw a brick at
wan, and it landed on Kelly’s face.”
NO RISK.
Patient—“I wish to consult you with
regard to my utter loss of memory.”
Doctor—* ‘ Ah, yes! Why—er—in cases
of this nature, I always require my fee
in advance.”—Christian Intelligencer.
ISAAC LIPSTINE,
Member of Yaarab Temple.
BUYING HIM CIGARS.
President Hadley of Yale, at the Car-
negio foundation’s recent luncheon at
Dclmonico’s, in New York, said of a
certain charge:
“Such a charge indicates ignorance—
ludicrous ignorance. It reminds me of
tho young lady who desired to buy a
box of cigars for her fiance’s Christmas.
“This young lady, entering tho most
fasliionable tobacconist’s in Fifth avenue,
said:
“ ‘I want to get a box of cigats for a
tall, slonder man with bluo eyes and
a palo brown mustnchc—my fiance, in
fact. Now, George wears dark colors
usually, and I suppose a long black cigar
would suit him best, don’t you think?”
NEVER AGAIN.
A German peddler knocked timidly at
tho kitchen door. Mrs. O’Sullivan, ex
asperated at being called away from her
work, opened tho door and glared at
him.
“Well, did yez want to see me?” she
demanded, in threatening tones.
The peddler backed down the steps.
“Veil, if I did,” lie answered, apolo
getically, “I got my vish, much obliged
to you.”
Mr. Browning (pompously)—“This is
a great day for us at home. My daugh
ter ‘comes out’ tonight.”
Mrs. Diggie (surprised)—“You don’t
say so, mister I So does my ’usband; e’s
been in for a month.”—Ex.
SOCIETY PERSONAL FROM
BOSTON.
She: “Oh, Jack, I’m awful glad you
proposed.’ ’
He: “ Then you accept me ? ”
She: “Well, no; but, you see, your
proposal puts me even with Kitty Cobb,
who had tho most of any girl in our set. ’ ’
“I can’t keep the visitors from com
ing up,” said tho office boy, dejectedly,
to tho editor. “When I say you’re out
they don’t believe me. They say they
must see you.”
“Well,” said the editor, “just tell
them that’s what the all say. I don’t
care if you ‘sass’ them. I must have
quietness.
That afternoon there called at the
office a lady. She wanted to see the
editor, and the boy assured her that it
was impossible.
“But I must see him;” she protested.
“I’in his wifel ”
“That’s what they all say,” replied
tho boy.
And now a new boy is wanted there.
A SILENCER.
Dr. Henry Van Dyke, the distinguished
clergyman, has a neat way of silencing
the censorious.
At a luncheon in Princeton a certain
bishop was being discussed, and a visitor
said:
“I don’t like tho bishop. He is too
much a man of the world to suit me.”
“Quite so,” Dr. Van Dyke retorted
quickly; but which world—this or the
next?”
W. W. ORR,
Prominent Member Yaarab Tem
ple Shrine. He Will Also At
tend the Imperial Council at
Dallas, Texas in May.
THE KINDRED TOUCH.
Little Howard expressed a worldwide
sentiment tho other day, subsequent to
tho hanging of his mother’s prize yellow
leghorn.
“Howard,” his mother said, shaking
her finger prophetically, “did you hang
my yellow pullet in the coal-shed?”
Howard kicked a small sandaled foot
against tho portico steps. “Ma,” he
said, looking down, “I don’t want to
talk.”
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Our 27th Year JJ Whitehall Street