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18 THE ATLANTIAN If You Need Money— THE AMERICAN will consider your wants in a spirit of mutual helpfulness, and extend every possible accommodation your ability and responsibility may entitle you to. Many suc cessful business men have found the assistance of a good, strong bank a great benefit during trying times in their career. If You Have Money— THE AMERICAN will keep it safe for you during the period pending final investment, and p,uy you a liberal rate of interest. A cheeking account will tend to build up your credit, and may be the means of your obtain ing the bank’s assistance in some important financial undertaking. If You Make Money— AND DO NOT SAVE a part of your income, success will not be yours. The margin be tween success and failure in life is very small. Success is often wrested by the help of a few convenient dollars upon which one c,nn lay his hands at just the right time to grasp an op portunity. AMERICAN NATIONAL BANK ATLANTA, GA. QUITE A DIFFERENCE. Della, after a rain, begged to go out side to play. “You may go,” said her mother, “if you will stay on the walk, and not make mud-pies. ’ ’ It was not long before Della was lean ing suspiciously far over the walk. “I thought you promised not to make mud-pies,” mother called. “I’m not, mamma,” rejdied Della. “I’m making doughnuts.” HARRY M. PERKERSON, Member of the Firm of Freeman & Perkerson, Merchant Tailors. AT THE DEPARTMENT STORE A man with a low voice had just com pleted his purclmso in the department store. “What is tho name?” asked the clerk. “Jepson,” replied the man. ■ “Chipson? ” “No, Jepson.” “Oh, yes, Jefferson.” ‘ ‘ No, Jepson—.T-c-p-s-o-n-. ’ ’ “Jepson?” “That’s it. You havo it. Sixteen eighty-two—• “Your first name; initial, please.” “Oh, K.” “O. K. Jepson.” ‘ ‘ Excuse me, it isn't O. K. You did not understand me. I said, ‘ Oh. ’ ’ ’ “O. Jepson.” “No, rub out the O. and let the K. stand. ” The clerk looked annoyed. “Will you pleaso give me your initials again?” “I said K.” “I beg your pardon, you said O. K. perhaps you better write it yourself. ’ ’ “I said ‘Oh’—” “Just now you said K.” “Allow mo to finish what I started. I said ‘Oh’ beeanso I did not understand what you were asking me, I did not mean that it was my initial. My name is Kirby Jepson.” “Oh! ” “No, not O., but givo me the pencil, and I will write it down for you myself. There, I guess it’s O. K. now. ’ ’—Ex. Mon are like violins: they don’t get really good until they are old. Neither do women. CHRIS ESSIG, One of the Most Prominent Mem- i bers of Yaarab Temple. GEORGE P. FREEMAN, Member of Shrine Patrol of Yaarab Temple. A FAIR PHILOSOPHER. (From Judge.) Madge: “Isn’t it awful, dear? The scientists havo discovered that our feet arc growing larger. ’ ’ Marjorie: “Never mind! Just think how much more our Christmas stock ings will hold! ’ ’ What does your anxiety do? It docs not empty tomorrow, brother, of its sor row, but ah! it empties today of its strength. It does not make you escape the evil; it makes you unable to cope with it when it comes.—I. Maclarcn. NOT TO BLAME. ‘ ‘ I was surprised to sec your hus- ; band get up and walk out of the church while I was delivering my sermon,” said tho minister in a reproving tone. “Oh, don’t notice that! You know ho’s troubled with somnambulism! ” re plied tho wife. NOT PARTICULAR. “Are you looking for work?” “No, sir; I’m looking for money, but I’m willing to work, because that’s the only way I can get it. ’ ’—Topeka Capital. Don’t Force Your Liver To Work! Forced activity never cures. The stomach, liver and bowels need strengthening instead of forcing. S OMETIMES, without proper consideration of results, a sufferer from headache, indigestion, biliousness, etc., will take some powerful drug, such as calomel, in the hope of securing instant relief. Right then health is jeopardized. Calomel, a powerful mercurial drug, crashes into the sour bile and works it up, and the shock forces liver and bowels to action. With this forcing, and the vomiting and awful nausea, the whole system is weakened, bowels left inactive and a relaxing dose of castor oil or strong salts must be taken. Nothing is done to correct what caused the bile and constipation. In a few weeks a stronger forcing is required. Chemical science and medical research have combined to pro duce JACOBS’ LIVER SALT, something that acts upon the liver as sure as calomel, but by stimulation, not force. It removes the cause of the trouble by dissolving the poisonous uric acid that has assumu- lated in the system and passes it off in the urine; and it quickly flushes the alimentary tract and cleanses it of all waste and fer mentation. JACOBS’ LIVER SALT it a natural and quick remedy for consti pation, biliousness, sour stomach, rheumatism gout, neuralgia and all other hepatic ailments. It combines easily with the gastric juices of the stomach and supplies the deficient sulphates that nature re quires to digest food and to prevent uric acid deposits. No other liver medicine has the same natural, stimulating effect. Therefore, refuse any substitute. Large jar 25 cents. Seven cents extra by parcel post. Made by Jacobs’ Pharmacy, Atlanta. k