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THE ATLANTIAN
. December, 1914
WHAT’S HOLDING YOU BACK ?
We are always glad to explain the difference in diamonds, to those
interested in buying pure white flawless stones, the kind that do
not lose their iridescent fire, for Christmas presents. The differ
ence is just as great as between the ox-cart and the Automobile.
If you have an eye for dependable gifts, and a taste for economy,
you can gratify both to your heart’s content by a visit to our store.
Besides diamonds and the famous Hamilton watches, acknowledged
by all people to be the best, it will be our plaesure to help you
select any of the following:
Cigarette Cases.
Cigar Ash Trays.
Watch Safes.
Watch Fobs.
Desk Sets.
Shoe Horns in Silver.
Parker Fountain Pens.
Tie Clasps.
Scarf Pins.
AND LOTS OF OTHER GIFTS.
Then don’t forget this:
Watch Repairing is our Specialty.
A. M. BALDING
17 Edgewood Ave. “Just a step off Peachtree”
Desk Clocks.
Ladies Cameo Pins.
Vanity Cases.
Silver Card Cases.
Gold Head Umbrellas.
Silver Manicure Sets.
Cut Glass.
Secret Order Emblems.
No Progidy.
“Yes, sir, that boy of mine is a piano
player. Wjhy he can play with his
toes,’’ said a proud father.
“How old is lie?” asekd the friend.
“Fifteen.”
“Well,” said the friend, “I’ve got
a boy at home who can play with his
toes, and he’s only one year old.”
She Provided a Substitute.
A very pretty young woman had
been asked to dinner by the mother
of a young man who admired her very
much.
While waiting for dinner to be an
nounced the four-year-old niece of the
young man came into the room and
climbed into the lap of her uncle, of
whom she seemed very fond.
The young lady said coaxingly:
“Come, Mary, give me a kiss; but the
child hid her face on her uncle’s arm.
The young woman urged the child to
come to her, saying, again: “Won’t you
give me a kiss?”
The little girl said: “No, I don’t want
to.” Then she brightened up and said,
“Uncle Fred, you do it.’’
As it Looked to Her.
The aviator’s wife was taking her
first trip with her husband in his air
ship.
“Wait a minute, George,” she said,
“I’m afraid we will have to go down
again.”
“What’s wrong?” asked the husband.
“I believe I have dropped one of the
pearl buttons off my jacket. I think
I can see it glistening on the ground.”
“Keep your seat, my dear,” said the
aviator; “that Lake’s Erie.”
Luke McLuke Says.
(Cincinnati Enquirer.)
The renson a girl lets a man do all
the talking when they arc engaged is
because she knows her turn will come
later on.
Sometimes the marriage tie binds so
tightly that it cuts through to the
bone.
There never was an editor of a fash
ionable magazine who had nerve enough
to print pictures showing how the fat
women will look in the new styles.
It takes a nevry man to stare at a
woman when she is standing in a
street car and he is sitting down.
As soon as a man or woman get
so old and grouchy that they can’t
have any fun they begin to organize
societies for the prevention of the very
things they can’t do.
Here’s another text for a seirnon:
“The bad dye young.”
Free advice is always the most cost
ly to follow.
We know a lot of good judges of fig
ures who don’t know a thing about
mathematics.
Awkward.
Normandie—“Can you dress within
your income?”
Bartram—“Yes, but it’s like dressing
in an upper berth.”—Pennsylvania
Punch Bowl,
Thank You Sweetly.
Falmouth Outlook: “The banking
fraternity of Falmouth met last Fri
day and indorsed C’ncinnati as the
location of the regional bank. Louis
ville was given second choice and Cyn-
thiana, our thriving sister city, was
given third choice. Cynthiana is bub
bling over for something to happen
to her out of the ordinary. If it is
impossible for her to have a San Fran
cisco earthquake, we are in favor of
giving her the regional bank.”
H. WARNER MARTIN,
As*t. Cashier Lowry National Bank.
Former President Atlanta
Chapter A. I. B.
B. J. KING,
Asst. Cashier Central Bank & Trust
Corp. Member Advisory
Council, A. I. B.
Foresight.
Aunt Rebecca—“Dat ol’ man o’ yohs
am sho’ a good provider.”
Aunt Chloe—“He done shows his
sense. He wants to keep me busy
occupyin’ dis here skillet as a utensil
instid of a weapon.”—Philadelphia
Public Ledger.
That One Was Full.
Wife: Oh, George, dear, do order
a rat trap to be sent home today.
George: But you bought one only
last week.
Wife: Yes, dear, but there’s a rat
in that.
Your December Calendar
Shows a Red Date—
Christmas!
A thought for a need is the gracious deed.
There is no finer gift than the finely tailored suit or
the splendid overcoat for one of the family or close
friend—when it bears the name of Muse behind the
collar.
It is a .present to contribute pleasure and comfort
along the road ahead.
Magnificent assortments in warm and cheerful fab-
i ics, supreme styles—chuck full of the holiday spirit
—await your visit.
Let these head your Christmas memoranda.
You 11 be glad as soon as such a sensible purchase is
made.
You’ll draw a big interest on your money’s worth
many days after the gift date.
Make P^e what you will. The gift garment is
good at MUSE S, be it $15 or $50.
Geo. Muse Clothing Co.