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THE ATL ANTI AN
April, 1915
PEACE, POWER AND PLENTY
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T HIS trinity of blessings is the sure heritage of
the man who has an account with this bank
and deposits his money regularly. Ready
money is always at a prenjiunj. JLeff in the bank
it strengthens credit with? the bank an<) . induces'
favorable consideration when additional funds are
needed for investment purposes. At ready demand,
reduction sales will often double its value. In fore
stalling adversity its value is positively inestimable.
Fiilton National Bank
Atlanta, Ga. v < > C
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WILLIAM J. BLACOCX WtsfdeiVt. S '
ARTHUR B. SIMMS, Vice President.
BOLLING H. JONES, Vice President.
HENRY B. KENNEDY, Cashier.
RYBURN G, CLAY', Assistant Cashier.
A Gever Tar. : r
The sailor had been ■ showing, the
lady visitor over the ship. I» thank
ing him, she said:
“I see that by the rules' of your
ship tips are forbidden.”
“Lor’ bless yer ’earl, ma’am,” re
plied Jack, “so were the apples in
the Garden of Eden.”
Lost On the Voyage.
Stranger: “I noticed you advertis
ed for a man to retail imported can
aries f”
Proprietor pf Bird Store: *‘J)o you
want the job?” ■ ‘/'
Stranger“No,'a merely was curious
to learn how the canaries ‘ lost their
tails.”—The Press.
Understanding.
The visitor claimed to be tti i good
pianist with unusual ability in read
ing music at sight. Seeing a sheet of
music on the piano ruck, she sat down
and began playing, pounding the keys
with little regard for correctness or
time, Observing the small daughter
of the household watching her earn
estly, the would-be admired player
pressed harder on the loud pedal, lift-
her hands higher/ and ended with a
flourish. : lo ilJO i. .
Whirling around on the stool, she
bestowed a patronizing smile upon the
child, who looked up and naively re-
, Tit for Tat.
He: Why are you women always
going to bargain sales in the hope of
getting something for nothing?
She: For the same reason you men
are always going to your poker clubs.
—Dqllas News.
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Got Everything As It Was.
“Does Why talk yet?” asked a friend
of baby’s little brother.
“No,” rep-lied the little fellow dis
gustedly, “he doesn’t need to talk. All
he has to do is to ycl) and he gets
everything about the house.”
A Stwining Product.
A pompous manufacturer of ma
chinery was showing a stranger over
his factory.
“Fine piece of work, isn’t it?” he
Said, when ‘they p’ere look at. a. very
ingenious machine.
‘‘Yes," Said the visitor,'‘but ‘‘you
cannot hold a candle-.t# t)ic goods we
are turning out.”
'{‘Indeed?” said) the chagrined man
ufacturer, “ajid what is your line?”
“Gunpowder,” was the reply.—New
YprkHlphe. . . ,
Not Particular.
. Barber -(to sleepy eustooier)—I can’t
shave you, sir, unless you hold up your
head. ’ '*' t ' ‘ * 1
Sleepy Customer—All right; give
What Was It?
Time—End of lirst act. Scene—
Orpheum.
He: I hear a lire alarm. I must
go out and see about it.
He returns in live minutes and says
“It was not fire.”
She (using her nasal properties))—
Neither was it water.
Exit* Curtain.—Lehigh Burr.
How To Vote.
•‘How are you going to vote, Jean
nette?”
In quired her friend, Marie.
And the other miss, nonplussed at this,
Replied: “Now, let me see.”
“I think I’ll vote in a sealskin coat,”
Jeannette went on to say,
“And a gown of red.” Then Hie other,
said:
“Well, that’s a lovely way.”
—Kansas City Journal.
April Fool!
Little Johnny Trout was just about
to go a-swimming up the brook to
look for an Early Worm, with a nat
ural squirm, that wasn’t on. a hook.
When, lifting, its head, a Pollywog
said, “You forget! it’s raining! you’ll
get wet!”- And so he stayed at home
where the merry rapids foam, in a
corner of the pool. And the otUev
fishes flickered their tails and fins, and
snickered.
W. A. MOORE,
Member Lodge 302 B. of R. T., and
Chairman Grievance Committee
' Sou. Ry;, Atlanta Terminals.
marked, “I can't iplaj^jjjJJ qiQi$P?. iUtfei a. h4ire'Ut,|thon,'-Columbia Jester.
TRY A
TELEPHONE ORDER
have been talking lor some time about
our Telephone Service. We want you
to try it. Give it a test and see if we do not
fully live up to our claims of prompt service,
correct merchandise and reasonable prices.
Our telephone numbers:
BELL PHONES
Main 570, 569, 9147.
A$k Central to connect you.
ATL. PHONES
570, 2407
Benjamin Pharmacy Co.
“THE HOME OF PURE DRUGS”
104-106 WHITEHALL ST., Cor. Mitchell, ATLANTA, GA.