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to have the youngster come back and
ask that the minister accompany him
to the game that" afternoon. He
thought it so manly of the lad-Jo want
to “return the treat.” Arriving at the
grounds, the boy Jed him on past the
ticket window to a secluded spot in tne
tear of the enclosure. .. s
• “Here,” said he, pointing.-to a-hole
in the fence, “here isajito-datidy place
I’ve found to crawHn.”; .** *
Reason For Popularity.
“Your wife’s dinner parties are al
ways beaufiful affairs.”
“Yes,” replied Mr. Cumrox. ; “At
first people didn’t seem to want to
come to ’em. I guess paebbe the high
cost of living is making a difference.”
—Washington Star.
L. W. FLOWERS,
Re-elected Trees. Lodge 302
B. of R. T.
Of Course!
The magistrate was examining a
•witness, to whom lie remarked:
“You admit you overheard the quar-
jel between the defendant and his
■wife?”
“Yis, sor, I do,” stoutly maintained
the witness.
“Tell the court, if you can, what
he seemed to be doing.”'- :
“He seemed to, be doin’ the listen
in’.”—Harper’s Magazine.
His Position.
“I have been told,” stated J.- Fuller
Gloom, “that it is impossible to please
everybody. I don’t know of .my own
Cured.
“Why, Sharpe, I’m glad to see you
so lively again. You were quite lame
when I last met you.”
“Oh, yes; I was awfully lame then.
But that was before I got a verdict of
$1000 against the railway company.”—
Chicago Herald.
Wanted Help.
Four-year-old Mac had been playing
with the hammer and mislaid it. Dad
dy, who is sometimes rather stern, call
ed upou the youngster to bring it. His
best friend, a neighboring lady, was
helping him search for it and said,
“Try to think where you were when
playing with it, Mac. Think hard!”
Tlie boy,' appreciating the gravity of
the situation, replied most seriously,
“You think, too!”
In Place of a Prescription.
“My hair is coming out,” said a man
to his doctor. “Please give me some
thing to keep it in.”
“Well,”, said the doctor, “here’s an
old pill box. Will that do?”—Phila
delphia Bulletin.
His Treat.
A clergyman tells this. He had
taken a boy of his flock to see a pro
fessional game -of. baseball, the boy’s
first, and several days later was pleased
Plan to Reciprocate.
“Well, wbat can I do for you, Sam?”
asked Jones, as the colored .waiter who'
usually served him at the restaurant
entered the office.
“I got a chance to change mah p’si-
tion, boss. Kin yo’. say a good word
fo’ me? Say I’se hones’ an sich?” „
“1 know, of ..course, that you’re a'
good waifer, Sam, but how do I know
knowledge, for T have never tried.”
you’re honest ?”
“Well,-jes’ say.Vo’ think I’se hones.’
Dat’ll do.’
“All right, Sam, anything .to oblige
you.”
“Thank yo’, boss, thank yo’ very
much.- When yo’ comes ovah tomor
row be sure to sit at mah table. I’ll
give yo’ a sho’t cheek.—The Pathfinder.
Odd, to Say the Least.
Hick—This match won’t -light.
Hike—That’s,jfunny. It lit all right
a' minute ago.—Michigan Gargoyle.
becember, 1915
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Hadn’t Brought Her Along. }
“I am afraid I, shall have to commit
ybu as a Vagrant,” said the Justice,
looking sadly ft Weary Waggles;
“You. have no visible means of sup
port.” X
; “But, your Honor,” protested Weaify
“I couldn’t bring my wife along. She’s
too busy supportin’ the family.” S
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Had Done His Bdst, j'
Lover—I wish to marry your daugh
ter, -sir. .
Old Gotrox—You do, eh? Are you
sure you love Henrietta? . ..
Lover—Well, if I don’t, sir, she is
the worst fooled .girl in this town. ;
Bobbie Knew.
Fogd Mother—Bobbie, come here. I
have something awfully nice to; tell
you. _ •;
Bobbie (age six)—Aw—I don’t care.
I know what it is. Big brother’s home
from college. , V ...
—F. Mother—Why, Bobbie, how could
you guess? V .•;-•
—Bobbie—My bank don’t rattle any
more.—Awguan.
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Colossal Ignorance.
Fair Fair-Visitor-—Can you tell me
why the state exhibits are all closed
on Sundays?
Gruff Guide—Well, I should say so!
Don’t you know that the states belong
to the Union?—Chaparral. j
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