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THE ATLANTIAN
May, 1918
Marshall & Pender grast
PRESCRIPTION DRUGGISTS
156 N. Moreland Ave.
Nothing too small
for us to deliver
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WE WANT YOUR BUSINESS
Visit Our New Fount
Everything New and Up-to-Date
Marshall & Pendergrast
. Proprietors
“BOTH PHONES”
JAMES E. MILLER,
Ex-President Atlanta Federation of
Trades—A leader and a rising
young lawyer.
GOOD FISHING, HOWEVER.
A pouplar arch-deacon while out
one day with his dog and gun met a
parishioner.
“I hope,” said the archdeacon, “you
attend church regularly and read
your Bible?'*
“I do read by Bible," replied the
parishioner; and added in a severe
ton;' but I nowhere find that the
apostles went out shooting.”
“No," said the arch-deacon, “the
shooting was very bad in Palestine,
so they went fishing instead.”—Lon
don Tit-Bits.
NO PIKER.
‘I’m worrying about the outcome
of the war."
“Better worry about your rent.”
“Oh, hang the rent! When I bor
row trouble I borrow a hunk of it
worth while."—Boston Tronscripr.
Cleopatra’s nose, they teH us, was
too long for perfect beauty. She was
also long on eiyes—and when they
called for the eyes and nose, the ayes
had it—and Marc Antony was will
ing to lend iher all the ears he bor
rowed from the Roman populace
when he came to bury Caesar, not
to praise him.
The Bolsheviki have broken all re-
lat'ons with Roumania, but it’s only
fair to say that before they did so
all their relations at home were flat
broke, too.
Bryan’s million men havn’t yet
sprung to arms, but the Kaiser
should remembtr that many a hard
winter is followed by an early spring.
poral was heard to say:
"An boy. ah ain’t goin’ to give no
commands to ’at ol’ boy—no, ma'am!
Ah’nt just goin’ to say, ‘Please, mis-
tah. will yi Squads Right.’ ”
PICNIC WAS OFF.
Baby’s uncle met her in the street
one 'day and asked here whether
she was going with a picnic party
from her school.
“No," replied the eiglit-year-old
niece, “I ain’t going!”
“M<y dear,” said the uncle, ’you
must-not say ‘I aim going.’ You must
say ‘I am not going ’ ”
And he proceeded to give here a
little lesson in grammar.
“You are not going. He is not go
ing. e are not going. They arc not
going. Now, can you say all that?"
“Oh, yet!” responded Baby hearti
ly. "There ain’t nobody going!”—
London Enswers.
AND THE CONSUMER PAYS.
Seranger. Farm products cost more
than they used to.
The farmer: Yes. hen a farmer
is supposed to know the botanical
name of what he’s raisin’, and the
entomological name of the insect
that eats it, an’ the pharmaceutical
name of the chemical that will kill
it, somebody’s got to paty.
—Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph.
French Millinery Co.
We are now ready to show you our beau
tiful line of
Spring and Summer Millinery
We have also added to our Millinery, a
pretty line of Shirt Waists, Skirts, Suits
and Coats, Hosiery, Corsets, Gloves, Hand
kerchiefs, etc., and will be glad to have you
call and look through.
Your charge account is solicited.
We thank you for past patronage and
solicit your future business. Hurry back.
French Millinery Co.
392 Edgewood Avenue—Corner Boulevard
Mrs. LIZZIE WAITS FRENCH, Mgr.
Phone Ivy 1391 L.
TWENTY-FOUR .HOURS PER
DAY.
“Bugge certainly believes in keep
ing his money at work.”
“Yes, he says a penny slaved is a
penny ^earned.!’—Ginger.
A VOCAL CONTRIBUTION.
"Has Titewad helped to raise any
thing fo'r the war?”
‘’Helped to raise a cheer the other
daiy.”—Washington Post.
AN UNEXPECTED REMEDY.
‘Hi, Bill! Here comes a gas
wave! 1”
“Thank Heavens! This toothache’s
almost killin’ me.”—Cartoons Maga
zine.
POOR THING 1
Hokus: I wonder why artists’ mod
els have such a poor reputation.
Pokus: I’m sure I don’t know.
They are seldom as bade as they are
painted.
CURIOSITY.
Little Mary, seeing a cow: Mither,
is that the cow I saved a part of last
meatless Tuesday?—Chicago News.
MUSCLE RESPECTED.
A famous negro pugilist has just
been assigned to a squad, and after
his company was dismissed his cor