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16 THE ATLANTIAN
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LOOK WHO’S HERE
R. G. DUNWODY
With a Full Line of
DRUGS
FRESH AND NEW
We need no introduction to the public.
Our record in this line in the past is a shining
example of what you may expect of us in the
future.
Call for anything you want that is carried in
a first-class Drug Store. We have it.
R. G. DUNWODY
141 Peachtree Street
Phones—‘Ivy 5746, Ivy 5747; Atlanta 690.
HOW T|HE FEUD STARTED.
Before there were pineapples, pea
ches or plums,
The Dog and the Cat were Compan
ions and Cbums.
(The*y! lived in a Highly Respecta
ble Grotto,
Where “God Bless Our Home’’ was
their favorite motto.)
The Dog had a Parchment, a Parch
ment had he,
Proclaiming his right to be Happy
and Free.
(This .Charter was signed by the
Patriach Noah,
And Witnessed in Form by the Goat
and the Boa.)
The Dog went a-hunting on Mount
Ararat.
The Parchment he left in the care
of the Cat.
(His Trust in the Cat was Complete
and Abiding.
The Dog, then as ever, was Much
too Confiding.)
The Cat, who was always a Rover
in Soul,
Grew Bored with the Cavern and
went for a Stroll.
(Beguiled by the Song of the Birds
in the Bowers,
He ambled and ambled for Hours
and Hours.)
Then out from their Crannies the
Mouse People crept,
And Lunhced on the Parchment that
Puss should have kept!
(They flosked with their children,
their Nephews and Nieces;
They shredded the Charter and ate
up the pieces.)
When Home came the Dog near the
Close of the Day,
The last of his Freedom was whisk
ing awayl
(He leaped—but the Tails disappear
ed in a Flicker.
The Dog may be quick, but the
Mouse Folk are quicker.)
When Home strolled -the Cat as the
Twilight grew dim,
The Dog paid the utmost attention
to Him!
(The Cat, who in climbing was al
ways a leader,
Escaped by a Whisker and ran up a
Cedar.)
So, seeking his vengeance—and just
ly at that—
The Dog, .'through the ages, still
chases the Cat.
(The Cat, with Euivalent Justifica
tion,
Has chosen the Moiuse as his Favor
ite Ration.)
May, 1918
THE NEW PASTRY.
•fWhat is that you are serving,
wifey ?”
‘Lucifer food.”
"I thought you said you were go
ing to make an angel cake.”
“I was, but it fell.”
WHO?
By Owen B. Winters
Sister Sadie’s now a bell-hop,
In a swell hotel,
Cousin Luoy drives a taxi,
So does Annabel.
M'nner runs an elevator,
Aunt Jane carries mail,
Grandma’s busy guarding aliens,
At the county jail.
When the cruel war is ended,
And the boys, come back,
Wonder who will rock the cradle—
Jill or Jack?
CAPABLE OF SPEED.
“I want you to help me’ spend my
fortune.”
“Am I not doing so?”
“No; I mean for ever and ever.”
“Oh. It won’t take me as long as
that.’’—Snark’s Annual (London).
Ladle* Work a Specialty Work Called for and Delivered
SERVICE CLEANING & PRESSING CO.
Dry Cleaning, Pressing, Tailoring,
Altering, Repairing
Palm Beach Suits Cleaned and Pressed, 75c
MEMBERSHIP RATES
Bell Phone Main 4081.
7iy 2 WHITEHALL STREET
Arthur Guiterman.
New Oxfords
Smart new styles in dark grey kid with
perforated tips and foxing; light turned
soles and Louis covered heels, at $7.00
—White kid oxfords with perforated wing
tips, Paris covered heels and turned soles,
at $8.00
KEELY’S