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THE ATLANTIAN
September, 1919
CENTRAL BANK
& TRUST CORPORATION
ATLANTA, GA.
STRENGTH — SERVICE — CONVENIENCE
18 TRUSTEES to deliberate for YOU.
8 OFFICERS to manage for YOU.
60 CLERKS to operate for YOU.
PLUS
EVERY BANKING FUNCTION.
EVERY TRUST FUNCTION.
EVERY SAVINGS FACILITY.
OFFICERS
ASA G. CANDLER, President
JOHN S. OWENS, Vice-Pres. A. PICKENS COLES, Vice-Pres.
WALTER T. CANDLER, Cashier
HENRY C. HEINZ, Asst. Cashier
CARL H. LEWIS, Ass’t Cashier and Trust Officer
ARTHUR J. STITT, Ass’t Cashier
FONVILLE McWHORTER, Asst. Cashier.
BRANCH—MITCHELL AND FORSYTH STS.
ANCIENT FOLKLORE.
The end of the No Treating Order
reminds me of a good story, which,
just before the war-time restrictions
on drink, had its origin in Manchest
er. Two men were exchanging mem
ories of a dead pal. Said one, “Now
he was the kind of chap I like; he
was a Wattler, not a Mineser.” Ask
ed to explain thse unfamiliar terms,
he replied, "Why, he always said,
iW'hat’H you have?' not like some
chaps, ‘Mine’s Beer’I’’—London Daily
News.
ALMA MATER REVISITED.
The young wife, class ’17,
Hands her husband around
Like a new Kewpie doll
To Peggy, Helen, Margaret,
Excited, all prinked up,
Reminiscing like a nestful of rooks;
Proud, eager, forgetful,
Dashing from room to hall,
From hall to Alumnae,
From chocolate shake to strawberry
sundae,
Tossing her husband one smile care
lessly,
Like a hone to a starving dog.
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The young husband
Among the billowing frocks
Of (Peggy, Helen, Margaret,
Excited, all prinked up
Like new Kewpie dolls,
'Limps in tight boots adoringly
■From room to hall,
From ha'll to Aulmnae,
Alone,
Seeing one excited face
In the mass of muslined nullities,
'Poised to catch the careless smile
(For which he hungers,
Like a starving dog.
Jeannette Phillips Gibbs. —
THEIR FAVORITE BOOKS.
“What Will 'He Do to It?” Wood-
row Wilson.
“Through One Administration,”
William G. McAdoo.
Tar from the Madding Crowd,"
William Hohenzollern.
“The Four Million,” Newton Bak
er. 1
“Twelve Men,” La Follette.
"Three (Men in a Boat,” Lloyd-
George.
“The /Wrecker,” (Burleson.
■Best seller, “The Inside of the
Cup.”
NOT OVERJOYED.
'Sweet Young Thing—Oh, don’t you
just love to see a splendid comeback?
Scribbler—Not if it chances to be
one of my scenarios.
THEIR FAVORITE SONGS.
“Over There,” Woodrow Wilson.
"The Letter That He Longed for
Never Came,” Burleson.
“After the Ball,” Ty Cobb.
“I remember, I Remember,” Wil
liam Hohenzollern.
“Jerusalem the Golden, with Milk
and Honey Blest,” Herbert Hoover.
To be dramatic is to play a comedy
to the world and a tragedy for our
selves. A real sense of humor pre
vents more farce than it creates.
HIS PRESENT OCCUPATION.
“After being in business for thirty
years or more, old Johnberry Judson
has sold out,” related the landlord of
the Petunia tavern. “He said he
couldn’t stand any longer having
everybody elce telling him how to
run his business.”
“That so?” returned the recently
arrived commercial traveler. “Is he
doing anything now?”
“Not a thing but telling everybody
else how to run their business.”
NOT EVEN, BUT AHEAD.
First Extra—Say, you rememer
how Bill blacked my eye last week?
Second Ditto—Yeah.
First One—Well, yesterday he was a
(Jew—and I was a Bolshevist!
RAPID-FIRE ROMANCE.
By Frederick Moxon.
Won by Walloping
The villian grabbed her 'round the
waist
(“Her” was the heroine-beauty),
And tried to taste her lips so chaste
(As was his villian duty).
He jabbed the villian on the jaw
(“He” was the hero dandy)—
She introduced him to her “paw”—
(The wedding was a dandy!)
Nor Wife Nor ^Widow
The broker did not love his wife,
Tho she was awful pretty;
He led a cabaretious life
In gayi (Manhattan city.
And did she weep while darning
socks?
Or did she break his bean-O?
■Not much. She packed her jewel
box
And hied away to Reno.
LIFELIKE.
‘This scenario is a true portrayal
of life.”
“In what way?”
“The hero orrows matches and
really works once in a while.”
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