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THE ATLANTIAN
Central Bank
and
Trust Corporation
Capital $1,000,000.00.
THIS BANK REPRESENTS
STRENGTH SERVICE
CONVENIENCE
Bat more awn thic k ourdesire to serve every
depositor end every line of industry inDixie.
We believe in Thrift, that’s why we pay the
largest interest, 4 per cent.
OFFICERS
ASA G. CANDLER
President
JOHN S. OWENS
Vice President
A. PICKENS COLES
Vice President
WALTER T. CANDLER
Viee President
HENRY C. HEINZ
Viee President
CARL H. LEWIS
Cashier
ARTHUR J. STITT
Assistant Cashier
fonville McWhorter
Assistant Cashier
THOMAS I. MILLER
Assistant Cashier
L. H. PARRIS
Auditor
Claudius, Kin* of Denmark:
Oh, myoffensr-is rank fit smells
to heaven. However, my lawyers tell
me, under paragraph 4, section 663 of
the Penal Code, I stand a good
chance of getting off with nothing
!! worse than a suspended sentence. Oh,
you Nassau County I
ROMEO.'
Oh, that I were a glove upon that
hand I
Say, take it from me, I’d be ithe origi-
nal
Form-fit kid, and don't you forget it.
Yea, bol
Ah, there, Juliet, girlie!
I'm crazy about you. .
Never to Hssr tkr Hunan Viocv;
Or, He’d Ba Lsnstsm> Tksr«»
; Thi' Tired Business M*n: Gee, I’d
like to go on a long vacation where
I'd be entirely cut off from the world.
Sympathetic Friend: Why don’t you
try a telephone-booth?
Settlement Work.
Rounder: 1 have decided to go
into settlement^work.)
Bounder: Isn’t that a.rather sud
den decision?)
Rounder: Weil, my creditors have
been insisting upon it for some time.
Banting thn H. 'C. L.
There was a fair co-ed named'Jean,
Who aspired to become a kitchen
queen;
She took domestic science,
. And with every, appliance
She prepared a whole meal from a
. bean.
Birdie .Tw*.
Mrs. Willis: What dor-you mean
by running) out to the golf course with
a woman?
Mr. .Willis:. I never did. What
makes^y.ou thing 40? . .
Mrs. Willis: T heard Mr. Bump
telling you that he went aro.und.-the
course with a wren ( and.you told him
that you had a birdie, too.
Ju»trim<TiiHe. r
Ignorance was about to make her
annual tour of the United States of
America.
"During my enforced absence in
other countries of the globe,” said Ig
norance, "I am reluctantly compelled
to believe that some glimmerings of
light have dawned on this prosperous
and discontented people. And this in
spite of the fact that I left on guard
the movies, the flivvers, the best sell
ers, the financiers and the historians.
My veil has several small holes an it.
Dear me! I must set matters right.”
Whereupon she proceeded to make
them immune once more to any
knowledge of
The true course of politics;
The entrancingly beautiful and iri-
deescent windings of our finan
cial system;
The world ambitions of two gentle
men named Lenin and Trotzky;
The sufferings of Poland and Ar
menia,
And the true meaning of ithe League.
..When the help Falla to Come—
Mr Suburb: My dear, you seem
to be provoked.
. Mrs.. Suburb: I am, indeed. The
washerwoman has just telephoned
that she cannot come today because
her clothes have, not been delivered
from the laundry.
November, 1920
A good many of us while not sympa
thizing with the Bolshevists, are won
dering,.deep in our hearts, if the civ-
il : 7ation of ome part3 or western Eu
rope is worth contending for.
Try This on‘Your Bolahevictrola.
His: looks were enough to convict
him,
But he swore that' five anarchists
kicked-him.
Has'voice was quite squeaky:*
"I’m-'not a Bolsheviki ;
I’m what'you might call ‘Bolshevic-
timM”
-_AJok*. 1
Inventory. -
What is the poet’s stock-in-trade?
Items: gone love ,a withered rose,
Lost moonlight and a broken
heart.
Yet sings he of some fair, sweet maid;
And aye about the bud that'blows,
And of young Love and love’s
smart—
Although he knows the flower will
fade; .
That love cold, grows full well he
knows;
He knows—yet sings—for that .is
Art.
Money-'talks— until it is summon
ed by a campaign investigating com
mittee:
"I just got in from the Pacific
Coast.” You do look tired.”
“I am; Couldn't feel much worse
if I had gone from Brooklyn to New
Jersey.” There is much talk of gov
ernment extravagance; but careful
investigation has failed to reveal
any evidence of it so far as the
salaries of postal employees are con
cerned. In this respect the govern
ment appears in the role a tightwad,
not a spendthrift.
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