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9
May, 1921
THE ATLANTIAN
300 WOOL PLAID SKIRTS
A new lot of fine Skirts just received for immediate selling. Wide variety of newest,
most favored plaid color combinations
Special
5 AND $ 10
CLEARANCE— The Much in Vogue TRICOTINE SUITS
You will find an unusual assortment in both models and colors—the very
suit you have wanted is undoubtedly included. All sizes at each price. .
BOX AND PLEATED COATS
All beautifully fashioned and never intended to be sold for so little.
The Sale Price Will Be
23 - *28 - *33
IN SIX
GROUPS
43-*48-’58
H. G. LEWIS 8s CO.
70-72 WHITEHALL
Something Similar—An English
tourist was on a visit to Arran and de
cided to have a day’s fishing. He made
inquiries of local experts, and on be
ing told that the cleg, or horsefly,
would suit his purpose for lure, he
sought the highest land servant girl
at his inn.
“I say, my girl, can you get me
some horseflies?” he asked.
The girl looked at him stupidly.
He repeated his question and added:
“Why, girl, did you never see a
horsefly?’’
“Naa, sir,” replied the girl, shaking
her head, "but wance I saw a coo
jump ewer a cliff.”—Chicago Daily
News.
Dad’s Definition.
“Paa, what is an average man?”
“An average man, Tiberius, is what
we all think we aren’t, but mostly
are.”
A Hard-Hearted Meter?
Attorney Joel E. Williamson, one
of the citizens present, said he owned
fourteen gas stoves and they had told
him repeatedly that they were starv-
ing.—Evansville (Ind.) Courier.
A Brilliant Heroine.
She left the office and went into
the corridor where she listened again
Hearing nothing, she ran lighted up
the stairs.—Saucy Stories, “A Step
Into Crime,’’
Asking for Trouble.
The scene is a country National
School in County Antrim- The teacher
is exhibiting a class of tiny boys to
an inspecter. She asks the top boy:
“Johnny McDowel, who is the Su
preme Being?”
Johnny, in a tdne of pleased con
viction and certainty: “Sir Edward
Cairson, miss.”
‘Wrong—next boy.”
Second boy, in a surprised tone:
“Sir Edward Cairson, miss.”
“Wrong—next.”
Third boy, thinking the teacher
either absent-minded or trying to
catch them: “Sir Edward Cairson,
miss.”
“Wrong.”
A small boy at the end of the class
mumbles out:' “God, miss.”
“Right—go up.”
Just then teacher and inspecter are
summoned for a moment into an ad
joining room. As - they disappear
through the door, three clenched fists
are raised, and three small voices
chorus: “Ye blooming’ little Sinn
Feiner—wait till we get ye outside.”
—Tid-Bits.
Concerning Chickens—An Atlanta
man asked the old darky what breed
of chickens he considered the best.
“All kinds has dere merits,” replied,
Caesar, after a moment’s considera
tion.. “De white ones is de easiest to
find, but de black ones is de easiest
to hide aftah yo’ gits ’em.”—Harper’s
Magazine.
Union Meat Market
FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
POULTRY AND EGGS,
FRESH MEATS
FISH, OYSTERS AND GAME
15-17 V. Alabama Street
ATLANTA, GEORGIA