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THE ATLANTIAN
November, 1921
JACOBS
10 CONVENIENT STORES
IN ATLANTA
One in Your Neighborhood
No Matter Where You Live
LARGE FRESH STOCKS, SERVICE OF THE
BETTER KIND—POLITE, EFFICIENT
SALES PEOPLE AND
Lowest Prices Always!
Visit Our Clean, Cool Soda Fountains, Where De
lightful Beverages, Cake, Pie and Sand
wiches Are Served.
IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A REGU
LAR FRIEND.
If you want to have a regular friend,
• One you can swear is true,
If you want to have a regular friend
Whose only thought is you,
If you want to feel whate’er life
brings
He’ll never give you up,
Go out and buy a collar and chain
. And onto it hitch a pup.
Chorus.
Onto it hitch a'pup,
Onto it hitch a pup,
The surest thing you ever will know
As on through life you jog:
You’ve a friend in need that’s a friend
indeed
If only you own a dog.
To stylish tastes maybe you are in
clined,
You’d like a pom or peke,
Or a little, curly, poodle-oodle
Is just the kind you seek.
It matters not if big or small,
With joy he’ll fill your' cup,
So, go out and buy a collar and chain
And onto- it hitch a pup.
Chorus.
Or, perhaps you’ve a somewhat sporty
taste
You’d like a bull, you feel,
With legs that curve and a powerful
chest
And finely trained to heel.
And there is the collie of bounding
grace
That begs with you to sup,
So, go out and buy a collar and chain
And onto it hitch a pup.
. Chorus.
Don’t you love the airs of the aire-
dale glum?
Beats there a heart more true ?
Shepherds, setters, pointers,
Oh, any old dog will do! .
If you want to have a regular friend
Who’ll never give you up,
Go out and buy a collar and chain
And onto it hitch a pup.
Chorus.
WHAT IS THE USE?
Why ask her to choose between Mor
als and Style?
With prudish contentions why vex
her?
Her answer is just a superior smile.
Why ask her to choose between Mor
als and Style?
Her code is the Fashion Plate all of
the while,—
She’s a woman. Why would you
unsex her?
Why ask her to choose between Mor
als and Style?
With prudish contentions why vex
her?
—.Stokely S. Fisher.
SIDETRACKED.
Traveler —It’s a nuisance—these
trains are always late.
Resourceful Conductor—But, my
dear sir, what would be the use of
the waiting rooms if they were on
time?—Numero (Turin.)
The man with a new car has al
ways just traded in the worst car on
the market and bought the best. It
doesn’t matter what make either of
them is.
The only noise some people make in
the world seems to come from their
exploded theories.
Algernon (city cousin)—What has
that cow got the bell strapped ’round
her neck for?
Bobby—That’s to call the calf when
dinner’s ready.
AGE CANNOT WITHER.
At a Boston Immigration Station
one blank was recently filled out as
follows:
Name: Abraham Cherowsky.
Born: Yes.
Business: Rotten.
Harvard Lampoon.
The joke in the preceding is the
word “recently.”—New York Tribune.
THE CONNOISSEUR OF TIES.
The street hawker was selling neck
ties by the public library while his
cappers watched for the sign of a
bluecoat. He had to work fast. “This
here scarf,” he shouted, “makes a gent
look dressable and you’d pay three
bucks for it at any mawdeest’s. I
hrung these over from Paris myself.
The king of Paris wore one exactly
like this at the grand ball given at
the Buss de Balcony.” A capper
stepped up and bought one. “Ah!”
said the hawker, “Mr. Pierpont Mor
gan takes this one.”—0. 0. McIntyre,
in St. Louis Globe-Democrat.
LET “DAD DO IT”
207 Whitehall St.
“I’m very sick today.”
“How much is the matter with
you ? ”—Kasper (Stockholm.)
“Oh, stop whining! Is whining go
ing to mend matters?”
“I suppose not.”
“Then if not, whine not!”—Arklight
(U. S. S. Arkansas. )
CAMPHODINE—for Colds
Manufactured by R. G. Dunwody
THE WAYS OF GENIUS.
Cleaner or Artist’s Studio —Such a
mess in ’ere, Mrs. Baggs, they must
’a’ bin in a state last night.
Second Ditto—Shameful, I calls it;
and then ’as the cheek to say it’s their
artistic temperance.—London Opinion.
AT A RUMMAGE SALE.
Chairwoman of the Committee—Has
anyone seen my light blue golf cape ?
I laid it aside when I first came.
Assistant (in charge of second-hand
table)—Oh, Mrs. Glidden, I’m so
sorry! I didn’t, know it was yours. I
sold it an hour ago.
LOVE DIVINE.
“The man making love under that
beach umbrella is a divinity student."
“Who is the divinity?”
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