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THE ATLANTIAN
September, 1922
MEET ME AT
Terminal Station
Cafe
“FOR SOMETHING REALLY GOOD TO EAT”
£
Our Watchword Is
SERVICE ALL THE TIME
Delicious Salads and Desserts
Courtesy to All
We Have Just Finished Some Extensive
Improvements
Cleanest and Most Sanitary Place in the South
W. W. BOYD, Prop.
LINES TO A SWEDISH MATCH
(Made in Nippon)
Spirit of light, faint-hearted,
Losing your sickly glare
Almost before it’s started,
In the first rush of air;
Or, if no wind is stirring,
Still to your ways recurring.
Boxes of you I’ve ravished,
Trying to light a pipe.
Language on you I’ve lavished,
Some of it overripe,
Yet you don’t heed my scratches,
Will-o’-the-wisp of matches.
Strewn in my wake is lumber
Ample to build a barn,
Unlighted sticks in number
Into the millions. Dam
All the sad works of nations
Dealing, in imitations.
“Made in Nippon,” obscurely,
Coyly your label states.
“Tandstickor Swenska,” surely,
Boldly the print relates.
That is what strikes me oddest—
Newer Japan grown modest.
“That actress looks at least ninety.
Do have a look at her through my
opera glass!”
“I can’t. I have forgotten to put
on my rings.”—Le Journal Amusant
(Paris).
Every man has saved lots of lives
by not driving the way his wife told
him to.—Toledo Blade.
A good Coue story has been told:
A certain man suffered acutely
from bow legs. He was advised by a
friend to repeat the Coue formula
every night thirty times: “Every day
and in every way my legs are getting
straighter and straighten”
Unfortunately he miscalculated the
number and repeated the magic words
sixty times every night. As a result
he is now knockkneed.—London Morn
ing Post.
SOMETHING INDISPENSABLE
Our neighbor's wife bought some
household labor-saving article from a
slick-tongued salesman the other day.
When her husband came home she
told him about it. “What is this de
vice for?” he asked. “Gracious,” re
plied the wife, “the agent talked so
fast I forget to ask him.”—'Winfield
Free Press.
LET “PAT DO IT”
510 Courtland St.
There wasn’t any place for the peo
ple to go in Neodesha the other day
for a few hours. Someone accidental
ly locked the postoffice door.—Altoona
(Mo.) Tribune.
IN THE HIGHLANDS
Fair Angler: What a glorious
morning, Mac; I feel inclined to whis
tle and sing.
Mas: Tuts, lassie, we’re no birrd
scarin’—we’re fushin’.—Tatler.
It is for your convenience that—
The Wise Drug Co.
Is So Centrally Located—No Matter Where You Are
Going, It’s On Your Way.
ONE OF THE FINEST SODA FOUNTAINS IN
THE COUNTRY
Make our store your meeting place—so convenient to
the Howard, Grand and Lyric
THE WISE DRUG CO.
Howard Theatre Building.
Telephone Ivy 3041
Service To
CINCINNATI
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LOUISVILLE
No. 2
Lv. Atlanta 6:10 a. m.
Ar. Cincinnati 9:15 p. m.
No. 2—Royal Palm, through fast train, high class ij
coaches, sleeping cars, dining car.
No. 6—Atlanta-Cincinnati Express, through fast train, fi!
high class coaches, sleeping cars. Dining car serves j|[
special $1.25 Chicken Supper. ]
No. 2 No. 6 1
Lv. Atlanta 6.10 a. m. 4:00 p. m.
Ar. Louisville 9:10 p. m. 7:40 a. m.
No. 2—Royal Palm, through fast train, coaches, sleep-
ing cars. Change of cars made at Danville at 5:30 p. m. !
No. 6 carries through sleeper to Louisville. Special
$1.25 Chicken Supper served on diner. Through fast
train.
Southern Railway System
V. L. ESTES, District Passenger Agent,
48 N. Broad Street, Atlanta, Ga.
No. 6
4:00 p. m.
7:15 a. m.