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November, 1922 THE ATLANTIAN 13 A Ukulele Lay. By Clement Wood. As a ukulele player You can gaily uke a lay; For you can’t make music gayer Than the ukulele way. You are happy as a duke on His vacation, at his ease, When you uke on/on the Yukon, Or mid eucalyptus trees. You may take a hand at euchre, While the other strums with glee; But you never uke for lucre— You continue uking free; And you never envy duke a Bit, or any other man, When you let your little uku— Lele uke in Yucatan. The Fourragcre. “Fo’ why dat French sojer done got dat telephone cord all drape’ round his shoulders?” inquired one colored stevedore of another. “Ah’s plumb appealed by yo’ igger- ance,” answered the second pityingly. “Dat merely syndicates dat his regi ment done got excited.”—American Legion Weekly. The Dividing Line. Hubby (driving the car)—I wish you would sit up here in front with me. Wife (seated in tonneau)—Are you ashamed for people to know we are married?—New York Sun. The car was waiting at its terminal outside the city when Hi Hardscrab ble approached, chewing a straw and tugging along his lawful heirs. “Hi, thar, young feller,” he ad dressed the conductor, “will yew charge me fare for these kids?” “Not if they’re under Jflve,” an swered the wielder of the ticket punch. “Wa’al, then, that’s fixed, b’gosh. These kids ain’t neither of ’em turned five yit. S’pose yew jist takes them into taown and puts ’em off by the depot; they’ll wait there while I walks it.”—Penn State Froth. LET “PAT DO IT” 510 Courtland St. Comic Relief. Sir Arthur Pinero has the reputa tion of being one of the most careful of modern producers. On one occasion he expostulated with an actor for speaking a certain line in a pedantic fashion. “I have always spoken the line that way,” said the actor, with dignity, “and I shall continue to do so.” “My dear sir,” was Pinero’s caustic retort, “by all means speak the line as you will. I would be the last person in the world to deprive you of one of your laughs.”—Humorist (London). Ikey—You got a nerve advertising a fire sale. Vere was the fire? Izzy—Right here in this store. I fired two salesmen last week.—Vir ginia Reel. WARD’S CAFE WALTON BLDG. Telephone, Ivy 8698 iiiimmniiiii Headquarters for SOUTHERN HOME COOKING lllllllllllllllll CATERING TO LABOR IN ALL ITS PHASES iiiiiiiiiiniiiii EAT WITH ME STEWART WARD, Proprietor REED OIL CO. IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlImi Did You Buy Wonder Gas? It’s the BEST Use Liberty Motor Oil. None better. LIST OF STATIONS 90 W. Peachtree Street 17 W. Peachtree Street 290 Peachtree Street Cain and Spring Streets Ivy and Ellis Streets 37 Edgewood Avenue 125 Decatur Street Washington Street Viaduct Georgia and Capitol Avenues 585 Marietta Street 111 S. Fomyth Street Park and Peters Streets Whitehall and Gordon Streets Buckhead Reed Oil Company Whitehall and Forsyth JACOBS 10 CONVENIENT STORES IN ATLANTA One in Your Neighborhood No Matter Where You Live LARGE FRESH STOCKS, SERVICE OF THE BETTER KIND—POLITE, EFFICIENT SALES PEOPLE AND Lowest Prices Always! Visit Our Clean, Cool Soda Fountains, Where De lightful Beverages, Cake, Pie and Sand wiches Are Served.