Below is the OCR text representation for this newspapers page.

24 THE ATLANTIAN November, 1922 WHERE? Lots of people ask the question, “Where can I get first-class repairs on my car, or where can I find a good place to store my car in a reasonable Garage with con veniences?” You will find both at our place of busi ness. We have this reputation, and we strive many long hours each day trying to meet the many demands of Automobile owners, with the best in workmanship and service, combined with courteous attention. Don’t allow your car to suffer on account of needed repairs—anything man-made goes wrong sometimes. We guarantee first-class work only, and endeavor at all times to give our very best attention to all jobs, small or large, on any car. Electrical and Carburetor work a specialty. Large stock of genuine Electrical Equipment and Carburetor parts. Prompt attention, night or day, given to pull-in and wrecked jobs. Southern Auto and Equipment Co., Inc. Ill S. Forsyth St. Main 6156 Atlanta The young man arrived at the party and made his way to the hostess, greeting her and apologizing for his lateness. “Awfully glad to see you, Mr. Jones," said the hostess. “So good of you to come. But where is your brother?” “He was unable to come. You see, we are so busy just now that it was impossible for both of us to get away, and so we tossed up to see which of us should come.” “How nice! And you won?” “No,” replied the young man, ab sently, “I lost!”—National Repub lican. LET “PAT DO IT” 510 Courtland St. More Self-Determination. A Dutch scientist has discovered the existence in the Heavens of a body twenty thousand million times larger than the sun. We understand that it is to be allowed to remain there for the time being.—Passing Show (Lon don). The Plagiarist. Fiancee—My dear, Arthur compared me to a rose today. Friend—Really! He must have heard that somewhere.—Lustige Blat ter (Berlin). Like father like son, but like daugh ter and you don’t care a rap about father.—Town Topics (London). Tommy’s Cranberry Sauce. By O. K. Hoe. Somethin’s doin’ with my gear, Must’ve slipped a chain. ’Guess I’ve lost a spark-plug, For I’ve got an awful pain. Just got through with eatin’ An’ I’m chokin’ with remorse— Naw!—it ain’t the turkey. It’s the cranberry sauce. Had a half a turkey’s breast, Had some dark meat, too; Had a drumstick an’ a wing— More ’n I could chew; Had another helpin’ An’ some pumpkin pie, of course. Naw!—it ain’t the turkey. It’s the cranberry sauce. Will I have some supper? What you say you had? Pumpkin pie and turkey cold! Want to drive me mad? Hurry up the doctor Or I’ll get so bloomin’ cross— Naw!—It ain’t the turkey, It’s the cranberry sauce! “Do you think motion pictures are educational?” “Yes,” replied Mr. Stormington Barnes; “although I won’t say they have gotten so far along as to teach people how to act.”—Washington Star. Deb—What’s wrong between you and your friend, the masseuse ? Meb—She rubs me the wrong way. Parker-Brannon Drug Co. 540 PEACHTREE STREET Telephone, Hemlock 4206 imimimiii! “De Deliver Anything Anywhere” iiimmimiii Have Your Doctor Telephone Us Your Prescription ill If You Want Anything That Is Carried in a First-Class Drug Store, We Have It—and At the Right Price. Parker-Brannon Drug Co. 540 PEACHTREE STREET Phone M-1217 Established 1889 Nat Kaiser & Co. Jewelers and Brokers 3 Peachtree Street ATLANTA GEORGIA Reliable—Ask Anybody