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DAILY ENQUIRER • SUN : COLUMBUS, GEORGIA, WEDNESDAY MORNING JUNE 30, 1886.
What Congressman Burleigh Thinks of
Reformer From Massachusetts.
Vrtliitj in llir MatrlmnnUI Market -.liialir
lira) Mini Morretnr) l.ntimr tnntlior iif Ciuii|
trailer lltirlinni'K Iterl.lniiH rhe New Ciitlinli
• 1’nlscmltj.
Wamiinoton, June 2tt. No man hates i
.‘nimlnig more thoroughly than Coiigrow.
snail lhirleigh, of New York, who says tin
only groivunce ho has (jot against C’levi
Jantl it, that he don’t turn outoiery reinih
Jienn In office and till the places with <n m-
ierats. “Hlnnk ’em, I’d do it, blank quick. ’
said lhtrlcigh, and he’s a stalwart ropubli
•«ji, too. “What were the democrat-
lighting for In the last election? Trine!
ph s? ft lari It ’em, they haven’t got an)
principles! It was the olHces they won
fighting for, and they have been fighting
for nothing else for the best twonty-foui
.Venrs, and they won; and now they've got
'em, why don’t they take ’em, blank ’em,
ilid be holiest about it."
And every democrat within the hearing
if those remarks groaned inspirit and
on ipi.d a tearful eye -
Mr. Burleigh’s only vices are honesty,
candor and the use of profane language,
tic swears for the same reason that liquids
•.gurgie when they come out of a jug, be
cause he can’t help it. This habit causes
.ilia good wife great pain, and when he
fame to congress she said to him;
“Henry, T want you to do me a great
favor.**
“Anything you ask, my dear. I’ll buy
you b diamond necklace, or a new house,
ir anything on earth you want. All I’ve
got is yours, and if we haven’t enough to
suit you, I’ll get it.”
“It isn't that, Henry. 1 don’t care for a
diamond necklace. Our house is good
enough for any one, and we have all the
money we need; hut 1 don’t like to hear
you swear so, and when you go to Wash
ington among tile great men, I want you
to appear us others do, and wear a dress
■ suit when you go out in the evening.”
The congressman looked a little bewil-
■dered, for lie was struck in his most sensi
tive place.
“You’re asking a good deal of me, my
'dear,” he replied, “but J ’ll compromise
with you. I’ll solemnly promise here and
new that I’ll never utter another oath as
long *s 1 live, but I’ll be d—d if 1 wear a
spilli-tail coat.”
“Talking about reformers,” said Bur
leigh, the other day, “John B. Long, of
IMaasarhusetts, beats them all. He’s the
rankest old reformer in the house of repre
sentatives, and if I cun get a chance I’ll
shins’ him up, blank him, ho needs it.
When the river and harbor Hill was under
consideration, Long pestered t he life out of
us ull to make an appropriation for the
harbors of Situate and Poeiesset in Massa-
tchnsetU. Now, if there are two
places on this whole blessed earth
.-whereno harbors arc needed these are the
ones They don’t raise down there any
thing but beans. But Long bung on so,
and plead so hard that t lie committee gave
ffibOo to each place. Long got mad be
cause we didn't give him more, and lay
don non me until I moved to make ft
ftilXX). The committee kicked like a lot of
steers, but I iinnlly got the amounts raised
in each case. 1 knew all the while that it
was a dead waste of money, and that
neither place ought to have a dollar, but
for I/mg’s sake l jammed It through.
“And then blank him, when the bill
■ came up in the house, what do you suppose
Mat rnun Long did? I was never so com
pletely floored in my life. After all the
fussing and fretting and working lie had
done, and after getting us to put ill .fl2,(XKI
for his blanked old bean farms, lie got ui>
in the house and voted against ’em—voted
against his own appropriations, and every
thing else, and made a speech denouncing
the committee forspending public money
for worthless objects. He’s a tine old re
former. Now, ain’t he? I was so mad
that if I’d hud a chance I would have
moved that the appropriation he used to
till up his blanked old frog ponds, and to
bury him there with the rest of the rub-
ihiali.”
I’m told that Commissioner Black is
very much depressed. He is in trouble all
around. , The democratic house has cut
down his salary as commissioner of pen
sions. 'The republicans never lose a chance
to denounce him for drawing the biggest
pension paid to any man; the senate com
mittee that is investigating the charges he
made in his report has got him cornered
so that he can’t squeeze out, and
are roasting him with his own fuel;
'the Grand Army of the Republic
has arraigned him with a terrific series of
charges for turning crippled soldiers out
of the pension bureau; the president is
disgusted with him. Secretary Lamar ac
cuses him of having brought' the depart
ment into disgrace, and he is getting it hot
and heavy trom every direction. Any
other man hut he would have resigned !
long ago, and he would be glad to get out j
if he could do so without disgrace. But
■the president will drop on him one of
these days, and drop hard.
Tobinson of the .Jersey City police hoard
vho Is also a Justice of the peace.
Leaning on the man’s arm was a wel -
.rcssed young woman, who smiled chee -
'ully nnd nodded assent to the expreosc•
dsn.
“Why, I can’t do that,” said the ’squire,
‘it’s against regulations.”
“Well, make it five years, then,”pleaded
he man.
The young woman, easy to please, again
loddccl acquiescence.
“Can't do tlmt either,” said the justice.
•All marriages in New Jersey are for life,
inlimited, and for better or worse.”
The man seemed greatly disappointed,
fhere was a consultation 111 which all th<
mrty took part. The young woman made
iO objection to any of the plans proposed,
save that of abandoning the project ot
.ettlng murried at all. The man seemed
I apt;Mn,] t 0 that rather than marriage with
out lim’tition, but he Anally consented to
. e o ,iy contract which the justice would
•atify, and the marriage ceremony was
lerformed.
The bridegroom gave his name ns John
dudronch, and the young woman said she
was Kate White. Both said they resided
it 403 Henderson street.
WITHOUT LEGS.
I'lii' iti'liiriiilli of a Vi
in.’ Oiairidim Or him
iishvllti'.
Nashville t'alon.
A crowd of about twenty persons col
lected about the entrance to the American
national bank iast night attracted a re
porter’s attention and led him to believe
that something unusual had caused the
presence of the little assemblage, every
member of which seemed intently inter
ested in an object close up beside the bank.
.Stepping across the street the reporter
made his way through the little throng,
and was surprised to see a man without the
least indication of ever having a leg. He
rested on his hands, his arms being longer
than his body. Everybody uttered ex
clamations of surprise at the pitiable con
dition of the man, and everybody asked
everybody else: “Who is he?” “What’s
the matter with him ?” “How did he lose
his legs?” “How did he get here?”
The reporter learned from him that his
name was John Miller, and that he and
his sick mother had arrived on the night
train from Reeves Station, Ga. He secured
the assistance of a negro man, who was
conducting him through the city. The
negro borrowed a chair from a neighbor
ing saloon, and on this Johnnie Miller sat
while he played his violin, one end of
which rested in the violin case. While he
was playing the negro passed around the
hat, and the nickels which were dropped
into it told that the chord of sympathy
in more than one heart had been touched.
As he moved along the streets pedes
trians gazed upon him, and not infrequent
were the remarks of sympathy expressed
for him.
Miller was born without lower limbs,
and makes his living by playing the violin.
HOSPITALS.
CURATh/E INF", ITU f IONS,
INFIRMARitr 3,
And Prescribed dy Phys.c^ .j vcrywhere
CURES
CONSUMPT. N,
HEMGRRHA3ES
And fill M fistin(/ Ji. ; tsrsf
DYSPEPSIA, INDIGESTION,
MALARIA.
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For the Sick, Invalus,
CONVALESCING PATIINTS,
AGED PEOPLE,
Weak and Debilitated Women.
For sale by Druggists, Grocers and Dealers.
Price, One Dollar per Bottle.
Soldon/yliipPalM bottle*, mid none genuine ex-
re|.l Ktirh a* bear our t rad e-inai k label (.1 theobl chemist,
»» above, and Hie name ofrompatiy blown In bottle.
CUTPerHonneastofthe Kooky Mountain* (except the
Territories), unable to procure It from their dealer*,
can have Half Dozen went, In plain ca»e, nnmnrked, Ex
press charges prepaid, by remitting Six Dollars to
the Duffy Malt Whiskey Co., Baltimore,Md.
Send 2-cent stamp for our I'nfniling Con*vmptton Farm-
u/a,consisting principally 0/ raw beefsteak and our whin-
key. Equally valuable for r ndigestto» y Dyspepsia, and
recovery from all Wasting Di eases. It can be prepared
by any housekeeper. Allinquiries concerning this formula
uud the use of our whiskey in any disease, will be cheer
fully answered by our Medic : / Department.
Potaah Victim.
CAUTION.
Consumers should not confute mr Specific
with the numerous imitations, substitutes,
potash and mercury mixtures which are got
ten up to sell, not on their own merit, hut on
the merit of our remedy. An imitation U
always a fraud and a cheat, and they thrive
only as they can steal from Oie article imitated.
Treatise on Blood and Skin Diseases mailed
free. For sale by oil druggists,
TUE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.,
Drawers, Atlanta, Ga.
S. S. S. vs. POTASH.
I have had blood poison for ten years. I know I have taken one hundred bottles of
iodide of potash in that time, hut it aid me no good. Lost summer my face, neck, body
and limbs .were covered with sores, and 1 could scarcely use my arms on account of rheu
matism In my shoulders. I took S, ». S., and it has done me more good than all other medi
cines I have taken. My face, body and neck arc perfectly clear and clean, and my rheu
matism is entirely gone. I weighed llfi pounds when I began the medicine, and I now weigh
155 pounds. My tlrst bottle helped me greatly, and gave me an appetite like a strong man.
I would not be without S. S. S. for several times Its weight tu gold.
C. E. MITCHELL, W. S3d St. Ferry, New York.
The matrimonial market lias been very j
■active since the president took a wife, and
ji number of prominent men have already
followed his example, while others besides
Justice Gray are suspected of similar de
signs. The gossips are wondering if Seen-
tary Liunir isn't going to add another to j
tthe cabinet circle. He has been a widower i
Tor several years, but “begin to take no
tice” iast winter, Ims sprueud up a great ;
deal, wears better clothes than he did, has
.discarded Ids old slouch hat for n fresh
new white plug, and has de- |
veloped into quite a beau. There
was a story tlmt he was to marry an old
dame in Georgia, a lady to whom he was
engaged thirty years ago. She is a widow
.now. as he is a widower, and last spring lie i
•took a week’s vacation and went down to
make her n visit. The announcement that I
■he went to marry her was indignantly do- ;
lik'd by the lady’s friends, but they lin'd no
reason to lie offended, as Secretary Lamar ,
is worthy of any woman. There is no man
in the cabinet so well liked us he by ail !
•classes, and his ability is far above the
Average of men in public life.
There is an active and somewhat bitter
struggle between the Jesuits and the other
orders of tile Catholic priesthood for the
•ontrol oftlie new university that is to tie
.istuhlishcd here, with an endowment of ■
fl,tXX),IXX). A tine site tins been purchased
adjoining the grounds of the Soldiers’
Home to the eastward, and the work of
• i"i'tii»n is to commence as soon as the
labor troubles are over. The institution is
m-'iidi d to lie the largest under the care
of the Catholic church, and will have
schools of science, classics and
theology. Bishop Spalding, of Peoria,
is understood to have been selected
is the dean, and botli he and Hr. Gibbons,
tbi- new cardinal, are said to favor the Sui-
pitian Brotherhood in preference to the
Jesuits and the other orders. The Sulpi-
cians have devoted themselves, since tlieir
irganization ill Rome 200 years ago to the
education of young men for the priest
hood, and Tiow have charge of the princi
pal theological schools. The Jesuits are
said to lie working among the subscribers
to the endowment to secure control oftlie
institution, but the decision lies with Car
dinal Gibbons, subject to the approval of
% he pope.
BAD BLOOD.
Scrofulous, Inherited and Con
tagious Humors,
With Loss of Hair, Glandular Swellings. Ulcer
ous Patches in the Throat and Mouth, Abscesses,
Rumors, Carbuncles, Blotches, Sores, Scurvy,
Wasting of the Kidneys and Urinary Organs,
Dropsy, Eniemia, Debility, Chronic Rheumatism,
Constipation and Piles, and most diseasesarising
from an impure or impoverished condition oftlie
Blood, are speedily cured by the Cuticuha Re
solvent, the new Blood Purifier, internally, as
sisted by Cuticura, the great Skin Cure, and Cu-
ticuha Soap, an exquisite Skin Beautifier, exter
nally
CKOFI LOI N IMFItS.
James E. Richardson. Custom House, New Or
leans, on oath says: In 1870 Scrofulous Ulcers
broke out on my body until I was a mass of cor
ruption. Everything known to the medical facul
ty was tried in vain. I became a mere wreck. At
times could not lift my hands to my head, could
not lurn in bed ; was in constant nain and looked
upon life as a curse. No relief or cure in ten
years. In 18H0 I heard of the Cuticuha Remedies,
used them, and was perfectly cured.”
Sworn to before U. S. Com, J. D. Crawford.
ONK OF Till; WOHST CASES.
We have been selling your Cuticuha Remedies
for years, and have the first complaint yet to re
ceive from a purchaser. One of the worst cases
of Scrofula 1 ever saw was cured by the use of
five bottles of Cuticura Resolvent, Cuticura and
Cuticura Soap. The Soap takes the “cake” as a
medicinal soap.
TAYLOR & TAYLOR, Druggists,
Frankfort, Kan.
vAitH'osno som: legs.
My wife used the Cuticura Remedies for a
sore leg. caused by varicose veins, with entire and
perfect satisfaction. Mrs. John Flarety was also
cured of a sore h»g of long standing by the same
treatment. JOHN M. COOPER, Druggist.
Greenfield, 111.
nildKA IHyUIIDIIIK
Are sold everywhere. Price : ( ’uticura, 50 cents;
Cuticuha Soap, 25 cents: Cuticura Resolvent,
$l.oo. Prepared by Potter Drug and Chemical
Co., Boston.
Send for “How to Cure Skin Diseases.”
1) I AI PLES, Blackheads, Skin Blemishes, and
1 IItI Baby Humors, use Cuticuha Soap.
itmt A NO ACHE. OR PAIN. OR BRUISE,
or Strain, or Murcular Weakness, but
yields to the new,original and infalli
ole alleviating properties of the Cuti
cura Anti-Pain Plaster. A curative
[wonder. At Druggists’. 25c.
School fBoys
1 WILL open a School for Bo>s in the city on
the first Monday in September. The course
of study will he such as is used in all schools of
high grade. Young men desiring to enter col
lege can he prepared for any class. Patronage ot
the citizens respectfully solicited.
jel2 2w JOHN H. CROWELL.
Stores For Rent.
Ten light weight and col
ored Suitings just received.
Suits made to measure at
closer prices than ever before.
In thirty days they must be
sold. Pants to measure at a
reduced price.
Bargains in every line.
Bring the cash and you can
get the goods.
A, C, CHANCELLOR,
Merchant Tailor and Clothier,
11115 liUOAl) STREET.
d&wtf
+ DYSENTERY
3L
CHILDREN TEETHING
50*PERB0TTLE
OF
The First-Class Direct Route to all Eastern Cities—308 Miles
Shorter to New York than via Louisville.
Close connection made with Piedmont Air Line, Atlantic Coast Line, and Cincinnati Southern.
Only 37 hours and 20 minutes from Montgomery to New York, and only 36 hours and 10 minutes
from New York to Montgomery.
READ WHAT THEY SAY
Will bo N»l(| to the first I.mly „ r ,
tleinun that fulls This Wuj,
-FOR-
S250 and $1800. Tivo vacant lots on First nv
1000. Six room House, out-liouse and ki.iul
First avenue. *iu.nenJ
6000. Corner Sixth avenue and Eighth J
acre lot, Store House, Wagon Yard
out-houses
1800. Quarter acre lot, 4 room House, un
Second avenue. 1 l °"nJ
800. Quarter acre lot, 4 room House un
Second avenue. 1 10
1500. Quarter acre lot, 6 room House un i„„.„
Second avenue. ' 1 umn .
2000. Quarter acre lot, 8 room House •>
kitehen, well of iiood water and .
works, First avenue. “ r
Six Houses and Lots 160 yards from i„„ .
hndite, in Girard. Will sell separate. ' r
* House with '■; acre lot in Girard.
One acre lot and four Houses in Girard
One House and Lot in Chipley.
1 wo 2 room Houses in city.
•yl, have some tine suburban property which I
..tVjj” several small Farms and some larpe K,i rm<i
\\ ill either sell or exchange for city property,
FOR REST.
Several Houses from $1 to 820 per month.
Come and see and ask questions. We eaun,,t
trade unless we come face to fuce.
vT. O. REEDY,
Real Estate Agent, No.io 12th St,
d f ■ \-am
Printing, Book-Binding
AND 0
Paper Boxes
OF EVERY DESCRIPTION AT
LOWEST PRICES.
eluding Letter, Packet and Note Heads, Bill
Heads, Statements, always on hand. Also En
velopes, Cards, &c., printed at short notice.
Paper Boxes of any size or description not kept
in stock made at short notice.
Tiff OS. OIEIIEKT,
tf 42 Randolph Street, opposite Post Office.
For 15 years at 37 Court Place, now ;
3 ES?‘ t ^S t ’LoiiMillB,Kj
A rocularlv educate! and legally qualified physician an d tte
cuut successful, as his practice will prove.
Curas all forms of PRIVATE,
CHROfNIC and SEXUAL DIS-
^S^joruiatorrlioa and Impotoncy,
a* the result of seif-abuse in youth, 3exual excesses in n:a-
turnr years, or other causes, nud producing some cf the fol
lowing effects: Nervousness, Seminal Emissions, (night emis-
al'Mis hv dreams), Dimness of Sight, Defective Memory, Phy-
sioil Decay, Pimples on Face, Aversion to Society or Females,
Conrusiou of Ideas, Loss of Sexual Power. Ac., rendering
marriage improper or nnhappr, are thoroughly and pere.a*
neatly cured. S YPHllj IS P°»‘ l >vcly cured and eu-
fromtiio system; Gonorrhea,
GLEET, Stricture, Orchitis, Hernia, (or Rupture,,
Plica and other private diseases quickly cured.
It is self-evident that a phy slcian who pays special attention
to a certain class of diseases, and treating thousands auuu-
ally, acquires great skill. Physicians knowing this fact often
recommend persons to my care. When it is inconvenient to
visit the city for treatment, medicines can be sent privately
and safely by mail or express anywhere.
Cures Guaranteed in all Cases
undertaken.
Consultations personally or by letter free and lnvl^d.
Charges reasonable and correspondence strictly couficlsaual.
A PRIVATE COUNSELOR
Of 200 pages, sent to any address, securely sealed, for thirty
(30) cents. 8hould be read by all. Address as above.
Office hours from 8 ▲. M. to 9 P- M. Sundays, 2 to 4 P. M.
Pride of the Kitchen
SOAP.
Used for same purpose as Sapolio, for scouring
cleaning and polishing. It will do the same
work as Sapolio and much cheaper.
June 13.1886.
No. 53
Akron 8 30am
Greensboro 0 32 a m
Marion 11 03 am
Selma 1 2 00 pm
Montgomery 1 5 15 p m
Montgomery 8 45 p 111
Cowles 10 21 p m
Chehaw 10 50 p 111
Notasulga 11 17 pm
Loachapoka 11 34 p m
Auburn 11 56 p m
Opelika 12 15
House Cleaning Purposes.
IT WIL.Ij UxKA\ Paint, Marble, Crockery
Ware, Kitchen Utensils, Door and Window
Casing and Glass.
IT WILL POLISH Silver and Tin Ware,
Brass and Metals.
IT IS S4II.II in handsome solid cakes for
scouring, &c.
Fill I Hi OF THE KITCHEN SOAP
will clean paint, takes grease off the dishes, pots,
pans, makes oil cloth bright. It will make
knives, forks and spoons as bright as new; do
any work that Sapolio will do.
A Solid 1*2-07,. Cake lor 5<*.
J. J. WOOD,
138 Broad Street.
Till-: DESIRABLE THREE STORY BRICK
STORE HOUSE
\\ est Point
LaG range..
Newnan
Atlanta
BALL’S
Mont^o 111 <*r,v and Columbus Through FreiglK and Accommodation
Montgomei
* Opelika
! Columbus..
(las and water works. This is the most desirably I
located Store in Columbus for either Grocery or j
Dry Goods business. Building will be put, in
thorough order by October 1st. Parties wanting
a good store will liml it to their interest to see .
me in reference to this place, as it will be made !
to their interest.
The Brick store and Bakery next to Evans & ,
Howard. The building has recently been put in
good order and is considered to be the best loca
tion in the city for the Bakery business.
1245 Broad Street
idoims ot \ wroiin.
Ileal Estate Audit.
je27tf
FOR SALE.
a the Piedmont Air Li
■ Atlanta
; Charlotte
Richmond
Washington
Baltimore
Philadelphia
New York
1 New York and East.
1 50 a m 11 17 a m
2 40 a 111 11 50 a 111
4 08 a 111 12 57 p 111
5 50 a 111 2 30 p 111
... 7 00 a m
... 8 00 am
... 9 35 am
2 40 pm
.... 3 40 pm
r.v to Washing to
4 00 j) ill
4 05 a m
3 37 p 111
8 30 p ill
11 25 p 111
3 00 a 111
6 20 a 111
Without Change
/■VURE Biliousness; Sick Headache in Four hours.
16) One dose relieves Neuralgia. They cure ann
prevent Chills Fever, Sour Stomach Baa
3reath. Clear the Skin, Tone the Nerves, and
Life ** Vigor to the system. Dose : OM. ^ V
Try them once anu you will never be wilboui iha-'.
Price, 26 cents per bottle. Sold by D-uggGts v
i Medicine Dealers generally. Sent on receipt .
price In stamps, postpaid, to any address,
o, F. SMITH & CO.i
Manufacturers and Sole Pr^ps.. S T ,n, 'l3,W0-
outh Bound Trains
No. 50
No. 52
Hud i'
eh-White tl ulimihd.)
sa
U
i‘w York Bun.
. •T'” M'ant to be married for three vears,”
St'"?".!'’ 10 headed a party of Poles
Quit yesterday entered the office of Clerk
f- )U0. One-half acre lot wi
on lower Broad str<
desirable home.
, I have for sale about thirty small houses in dif
ferent parts of the city that pay 16 per cent, on
the price asked. Those who want cheap homes
1 cipi furnish them on any terms wanted.
MONEY TO TjO^cET.
I have had placed at my disposal $6000 to be
loaned on real estate on three years time at 8 Per
cent, intere.-t in sums of $1000 and upwards. My
terms tor negotiating these loans are cheaper
1 than ever before offered in this city.
eodtf \V. S. GREEN.
U M y El i U
Loacliqpok;
Notasulga..
Chehaw
Cowles
? Moiitgomer
• Moiitgomer
1 15 pm
5 15 p ill
5 28 p ill
5 12 p ill
Vicksburg...
eport.
r'-:nfr«7!_y tAT!SFACTCR!
, „... rv nrA i-s pr.-e n-fuud-.ii hyAtlt
efW>
without idalT
CUICAGO CORSET CO
tj L. ■jn.e.fd New York,
t.40 & i',.’ tfsP-os St.. Chicago, W4
Columbus uud Monluomer,v I Iikmi^Ii Fii
i^lit nnd Aeeouicuodation.
No. 12 ,
Leave Columbus
10 50 p m | 1
Leave Opelika
Arrive Montgomery
5 15am 1
No. 50 Pullman Palace Buffet Car attached Atlanta to
50 and 51 connect at Chehaw withTuskegee Railroad.
CECIL GABBETT.
w dtf General Manager.
New Orleans without change. Trains
CHAS. H. CROMWELL,
General Passenger Agent.
N EW ENGLAND CONSERVATORY
OF MUSIC Boston, Mass.
THE LARCESTand BEST EQUIPPED in* 8
WORLD —l<x* In.tructorB, 2003 Students la.t ye.T. inoi
ouRh Instruction in Vocal and Instrument., Music, Pia
Organ Tuning, Fine Arts, Oratory, Literature. French,
man and Italian Languages. English Branches, Gymnast^
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Electric Light, *45to,7S per term. Fall Term 'cm’ .'I
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