The central Georgian. (Sandersville, Ga.) 1847-1874, June 15, 1852, Image 1

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BY S. B. S ANDERS VILLE, GEORGIA* TUESDAY, JUNE 15, 1852. VOL, VI---NO. 21, THE CENTRAL GEORGIAN 18 PUBLISHED EVERY TUESDAY MORNING, TERMS : If paid strictly in advance, per year, $1 50 If not paid at the time of subscribing, $2 00 These terms will be strictly adhered TO, without respect to persons, and all subscriptions will be required to be set tled UP EVERY YEAR. Advertisements not exceeding twel /e lines, will be inserted at one dollar for the first in sertion, and fifty cents for each continuance. Advertisements not having the nuJhber of in sertions specified, will be published until for bid. Sales of Land and Negroes by Executors, 3ee ]£ate driving oft, Jehu-like, with two or Administrators ajid Guardians, are required by three .3 , h ' J Mr.-Tilton la* to,ba advertised m a public gazette forty ' .#j■ . », man she loved, and never expected to—but mother said ‘it would be so near,’ and fath er said, ‘it would be a good match,’ and Kate, to get rid of them, said, ‘Yes, if she must get married, she’d as soon marry Henry Tilton as any body she wasn’t go ing to be teazed to death.’ Poor fellow! he’d better have commit ted suicide. As it was, it was next thing to it. Kate would forget his dinner, and when supper time arrived, she would be ‘•over to her mother’s. If her husband wan ted the horse, Kate was sure to want it ai the same moment, and many a time in the busy season the good man would huiry up to the barn for his horse, just in season to days previous to the day of sale, The sale of Personal Property must be ad vertised in like manner at least ten days. Notice to Debtors and Creditors of an es tate c ust be published forty days. Notice that application will be made to the Court of ordinary for leave to sell Land and Negroes, must be published weekly for two months. Citations for letters of administration, must be published thirty days—for dismission from administration, monthly for six months— for dis mission from Guardianship, forty days. Rules for foreclosure of Mortgage must be published monthly for four months—for estab lishing lost papers, for the full space of three months—for compelling titles from Executors or Administrators, where a bond has been giv en by the deceased, the full space of 3 months. Publications will always be continued ac cording to these, the legal requirements, unless otherwise ordered. All letters on business must be vost-paid POETRY. keep (be heart as light as you can We have always enough to hear, We have always something to do : We have never to ask for care When we have the world to get thro’! But wha!Hhough Adversity test The courage and vigor of man, They get through misfortune the best Who keep the heart light as they can. If we shake not the load from the mind, Our energy’s sure to be gone ; We must wrestle with care, or we’ll find Two loads are less easy than one! To sit in disconsolate mood Is a poor and profitless plan ; The true heart is never subdued, If we keep it as light as we can. There’s nothing that Sorrow can yield, Excepting a harvest of pain; Far better to seek Fortune’s field, And till it, and plough it again. The weight that Exertion can move, The gloom that Decision can span, The manhood within us but Drove! Then keep the heart light as you can. MISCELLANEO US. [from THE CARPET BAG.] THE BEWITCHING WIDOW. BY FRANK FITZHERBERT. Kate Warren! bright, beautiful, be witching Kate Warren !—it almost seems as if I could see thee talked to her father and mother, aud father and mother talked to Kate; but she told them iliat she married to please them, aud was now ‘her own woman,’ and ‘could not allow her domestic arrangements to be med dled with by other people. One day Kate’s husband was compelled to walk three miles, because she, contrary to his expressed wishes, had gone ou a drive What his thoughts were, the reader can guess from the fact, that iu less than a week the old mare had been swapped for a five-year old colt, which Kate was told was too high sjir.ied f r her to drive. An on every other subject, Kate differed with her husband ou this—the more so as the colt was a beauty—and she admired him, besides, the idea that be could ‘go,’ which made her anxious for the Oj portuni- ty to test liis qualities; and as soon as the breakfast things were cleared up, Kate led out the colt, and ‘hitching him to the wagon started to see ‘sister Frank,’ who lived some four miles off. The colt was a ‘prompt traveller,’ and Kate told her sister she ‘lov ed him < early. When Mr. Tilton returned to dinner, the An Interesting Husband. One of the go-a-head ladies of this pro gressive age thus writes of her husband to the Boston 01iv#Branch. It does seem to be a pity that such a woman should have been caught in the same net with such man as this lady describes her husband to be—but such accidents do happen occasion ally: Mr. Editor: I you could only see my husband, Solomon Stillweather? It is mv firm conviction he will be the death of me I am naturally a happy, bright, energetic, warm-hearted, chaiu-hghtning, impulsive woman—born after stages were exploded, and in the days of railroads and steam en gines. I have the most capacious heart that ever thumped against a silken bodice; cau hate like Lucifer, and love in proportion, and be eternally grateful to any one who is kind to me. Now. S-o l-o-m-o-n is a per petual calm. Nothing ruffles him, nothing disturbs him. Mount Vesuvius couldn’t make him hurry; he does everything, mer cantile and matrimonial, by rule, square and compass. When the proper time arrives, it “comes, off.” and it don’t a fraction of a second be fore. Were the house on fire, he would stop to take the lint off his coat, and brush his teeth before starting. If I ask him a ques tion at breakfast, I never get an answer till after tea; he walks arouud the house with a noiseless, velvety tread, like a superanuated pussy cat. Should the children, in their play, knock over the tea-table and its con tents, lie looks quietly up from h s book, and says: “A-i-n-ty-o-u r-a-t-h-e-r ru-d-e c-h-i-i- d-r-e-n ? One summer evening, in the country, as he sat on the grass smoking a cigar, it oc curred to me whether anything short of an earthquake would start him up, so I placed a long string of crakers directly behind him, and touched them off; and, as I am a living colt was standing in the yard, with one ot; woman, he never so much as winked. You the wagon shafts hanging to a portion ot (should see him getting ready for church as the harness, trembling like a frightened ( he repairs and polishes his finger nails, lays rabbitt. Her husband was frightened, and every hair on his head over the appropri- procunng a horse of his father-in-law, star- j a te bump, sprinkles a drop of cologne on the ted oft in pursuit of his wife. Haifa mile . northwest corner of his pocket handkerchief, from home lie met Kate, skipping merrily | and ties the bow of that cravat for the for- alotig, aud snapping her whip with as much tieth time. I never saw So-l-o-m-o-n ex- satisiaction as though she was comforta , cited. bly seated iu her carriage. Poor man ! we cau not chronicle his many sufferings. Kate was killing him by incti- I never heard him laugh; he don’t know the luxury of tears. Now, if I could only get up a domestic squablle! (thunder-clouds es; yet, when he was taken sick she tended clear the atmosphere, you know,) but it’s him with all the affection of a loving wife, no use. I’ve tried to stir him up on politics, and when he died she wept as though her , but he’s on the fence, and as a lief jump one heart was broken, and every body pitied j way as another, and as quite indifferent as her, and said‘she must have loved him very (to “glutton.” I’ve put on the sulks, and affectionately.’ been distant and dignified—I tell you he But Kate’s tears were soon dried.—She likes it; besides, you couldn’t freeze him col- was a widow, with only one chlid, a curiy der than he is; I’ve been loving, and petted headed, blue-eyed boy, aud property worth him; it’s a waste of ammunition, he can’t be ten thousand dollars. It was in her nature thawed out. It’s my solemn belief that he to enjoy herself, and why shouldn’t she ? j was originally intended for an old maid, The second year of" her widowhood, Kate but by some horrid mistake—he’s my hus- visited Boston, and spent a few mouths at band. I could double Cape Horn while he the residence of a friend. While here, she savs, “M-y d-e-a-r.” Oh! oh! when the cor- became acquainted with a Mr. Blitkins, (not oner’s jury sits on me, wou’t the verdict be Blifkins of the Carpet Bag,) a book keeper —“died of excess of still weather?” in an extensive dry goods establishment, He gallanted her about the city, took her Retaliation, to the opera, theatres, concerts, &c., and Some few years since, in the county of really thought, (though he was on the sha- p e nobscoi, there lived a man by the name dy side ol thirty, and a little bald,) that 0 j.- jq } whose greatest pleasure was iu , Kate loved him aland rate he was cer- tormenting others. His own family was yore, when thy bright eyes shone with a j tain that he loved her. We cannot tell gene , ally the butt of his sport. im.i-lik« lustre, and thv cheeks were like whether the‘ten thousand’had any th:ng. One coid aud blustering night, he retired to do with his affection. He was very at b>ecl at an early hour, his wile being ab- tentive to her, and promised to visit her at g^t at a neighbor’s. Some time after, she an early period after her return home. I returning, finding the door closed, demand sun-like lustre, and thy cheeks the roses in thy own garden. But who was Kate Warren? Ah, that’s it, reader. 1 was just about to tell thee who Kate Warren was. Kate was the daughter of an honest far mer—the youngest child, and, of course, About a month after Kate had arrived home, one pleasant Saturiay afternoon, j Mr. Blifkins rung the bell at the door of her petted and spoiled. There were four girls residence, and was met by the mistress. He coJq,” of them—Sally, Frank, Lizzie and Kate ; appeared pleaded to see her, and extended but Kate was the life and soul of the wTiole bis hand. Kate drew back. Really, he family. Active and upright as a fawn, she had the advantage of her—she was sure was constantly in mischief, aud if any ro- she did not know him,’and when he men- guery was concocted, Kate Warren, you tioned the name of‘Blifkins,’she had never might be sure, had something to do a-, heard it before—there must be some mis- bout it. And yet every body in the neigh borhood loved Kate, from the old bed rid den beldame to the laughing, frolicking ed admittance. Who are you?” cried Mr. H- child. If Kate did not labor as hard as her sis ters, she was equally as useful. She drove “You know who I am; let me in, it is very 1.” Begone, you strolling vagabond; I want nothing of you here.” “But 1 must come in.” “What is your name?” “You know my name—it is Mrs. H . “Begone! Mrs. H is a very likely take. To add to the annoyance of Blifkins, woman; she never keeps such late hours as Kate motioned to the servant-girl, a witty this.” daughter of Erin, and winking to her, left j Mrs. H replied—“If you do Lot Beautiful Thoughts. BY BISHOP TAYLOR, Reveries of the Han who didn’t want to be Rich. What’s the use of being rich f In par- , ticular what’s the use of getting rich ! My God has sent some angels into the word wife, she says to me every time I get to whose office is to refresh the sorrow of the work on a good job “Jim why don’t you poor, aud to enlighteu the eyes of the dis- try to lay up a little mon?y ?” says she. consolate. And what greater pleasure can Aud then 1 try to distil into her mind the we have, than that we should bring joy to evils of riches. There was poor Mr. Aslor our brother; that the tongue should be tun-j worked hard to ’cumulate property, and ed with heavenly accents, and make the! when he piled up a lot of it he was pestered weary soul iisteu for light and ease ; and | to death to take keer of it. Then here wa.' when he peiceives that there is such a thing ■ poor rich Mr. McDonough, in Louisiana, in the world, and in the order of tbi'igs, as nigh about starved himself, and only had comfort and joy, to begin to break out from the prison ot his sorrows at the door of sighs and tears, and by little begin to melt into showers and refreshments ? This is giorv to thy voice and employment fit for the brightest angel. So I have seen the son kiss the frozen eaith which was bound up with the images of death and the colder breath of the North; and then the waters break from their en closure, aud melt with joy, and run in use ful channels, and flies rise again from their little graves in walls, and dance awhile in the air to tell that joy is within and that the great mother creatures will open the stock of her new refreshments, become use ful to mankind and sing praises to the Re deemer; so is the heart ot'a sorrowful man under the discourse of wise comfort; breaks from the despair of the grave and the tet ters and chains of sorrow—he blesses God and he blesses thee, and he feels his life re turning ; for to be miserable is death, but nothing is life but the comforter. God is pleased with no music below so much as the Uiauksgiviiig song of relieved widows, aud supported orphans, of rejoicing, comforted aud thankful persons. Aristocracy. It is always a perilous thing for haughty people to look back along the line of their ancestry. Twenty years ago, says the Mer chant’s Magazine, this one’ butchered, that one made candles, another sold cheese and butter, a fourth carried on a distillery, an other was a contractor on canals; others were merchants and mechanics. They are acquainted with both ends of society, as their children will be after them though it will uot do to say so out loud. For often you will fiud that those toiling worms hatch butterflies, aud they live about a year. Death brings division of property ; and it brings new tinanciers. The young gentle man takes his revenues and begins to trav el—toward poverty, which he reaches be fore death—or his children do, if he do not. So that in fact, though there is a moneyed rank, it is not hereditary, it is accessible to all; three good seasons of cotton will send a generation of men up; a score of years will bring them all down, and send their children again to labor. The father grubs & grows rich; his children strut and use the money; their children inherit pride and go to shiftless poverty ; their children, re-in vigorated by fresh plebian blood ai d by the smell of the clod, come up again. Thus society, like a tree, draws its sap from the .. , •>, . ,,. , earth, changes it into leaves and blossoms : u i. „ . j 1U , abroad in one suit for the sake of buying all the land that jiued him I reckon I’ve et and drunk ten times as much good stuff’as Mr. McDon ough did in his life, with all his property. I live kinder independent like. No body asks me to endorse notes or bail for any body. No tenth cousin comes-to my house a visitin, expecting to live like fightin-cocks at my expense. No body asks me to sub scribe a thousand dollars for Koshoot. No body asks me for money for party purposes. In fact, I get treated at other people’s ex pense—evry ’lection. Aud uow what’s the use of ray workin and serublin around year in year out just to ’cumulate a few huudred thousand dollars ? My wife would to have me do it, I know, so she might dress in silk; but calico is good enough for any women, you rich men go to great expense and much trouble to keep coaches and great lazy fellers to drive ’em, but when I want to ride up to the south end, or to any part of the city, I just beckun with my finger aud a four horse teem and coach haul up to the curb stone and 1 am oft"—only a four pepce to pay. No no! you don’tc itch Jim Ferguson bein one of the ‘Rich Men of Massachusetts,” no how They aint good memberses of society they aint. Couse why ! They buy their liquor by the demijohn and drink it at home, and they aint no public spirit about that. They don’t help landlords and saloon to pay vent keepers don’t help along the ’chinerv of so ciety. It’s liable to raise a breeze in the family circle. T’fcnow by experience, for if I carry home even a pint bottle, Mrs. F., raises a blow that almost take my hair off. If I followed the example of rich men, I should lead a pretty life with Mrs. F. In fact rich men are humbugs, so I guess I’ll carry this quarter to some grocery and in vest it wherejbieves can’t break through and steal it. As long as I carry it about I’m liable to have my pockets picked, but when I’ve drunk it up nobody can’t cheat me out it—that’s a fact.—Boston Museum. Wimt A Han can Lire On. In the year 1840, some experiments were instituted in the Glasgow prison on the diet of a selected number of the in mates, Ten persons were led on the fol lowing fare: For breakfast they had eight ounces of oatmeal made into a porridge with a pint of buttermilk ; for dinner three pounds of boiled .potatoes, with salt; for every supper, five ounces of oatmeal por ridge, with one half pint of buttermilk. At [from THE LONDON LANCETj] Chloroform. There are. two mode3 of administering chloroform; one consists in using a small quantity ofitto be inhaled in a very short time, with hardly any admixture of atmos pheric air. Patients are in this manner i^nckly rendered insensible. The method is dangerous; and though but comparative ly few accidents have occurred, the latter have struck such terror into - practioners aud members of the community, that this mode should never be followed. Chloro form should first be inhaled with a large quantity ot.atmospheric air ; respiration is allowed to go on regularly and formally, the chloroform is then gradually inhaled in a more concentrated form, and left off as soon as any unpleasant symptoms occur. Eeight or ten minutes, and from three to five drachms of chloroform, are thus em ployed in obtaining aaethesis; but this loss ot time and chloroform is made up by the absence of danger. Operations of the most delicate kind can thus be carried on for a whole hour; as much as three ounces or more of chloroform are consumed, and no accident occurs. and spreads them abroad in great glory, sheds them off’ to fall back to the earth a- gain to mingle with the soil, and at length to re-appear iu new trees and fresh garni ture. Blifkins, to her tender mercies. Bridget told him she was sure no jintil man would insult alone widow in her own let me in I will drown myself in the well.” “Do, if you please,” he replied. She then took up a log and plunged it 1 with lead, soldered up close. A Relic of a By-Gone Age.—On Thurs- y last a powerful blast was made in the rockm Meeting House Hill in Dorchester, near Bostou, a few rods souih of Rev. Mr. Hall’s meeting house. This bla*t threw out an immense mass of rock, some of the pieces weighing several tons, and scattered small fragments in all directions. Among them was picked up a metalic vessel in two parts, rent asunder by the explosion. On puttiug the two parts together it formed a bell shaped vessel, 4 1-2 inches high, 6 1-2 inches iu the base, 2 1-2 inches at the top, and about an 1-8 of an inch in thickness.— The body of this vessel resembles zinc in color, or a composition metal, in which there is a considerable portion of silver. In the top there is a hole for a handle, and in the bottom opposite a larger hole is elled The inside door. Mr H- the cows, tended the ehickens and tuikeys house, and in order to give greater effect to j n ^ 0 t be W ell, and returned to the side of the is considerably corroded, but the ouside is Caught the horse and harnessed him when her words, she placed her hands—which her father was in a hurry, and the way she unfortunately for Blifkins, had just emerg •would leap over a three barred fence was e q f rom tbe : damp flour which she was at caution to petticoats. Kate would have -mixim/ when the gentlemen arrived—on been a “Bloomer,” il" Bloomers had been in his coat. vogue in her youug days; nevertheless, short ( Poor Blifkins! he was dumbfounded! dresses were then worn, aud Kate was not There was no tavern in the town, and he slow at a race. ^ | was compelled to beg a lodging, and, what The first time I met Kate Warren, she was worse< t h e innocent man was compell- WUs standing with her sister Lizzie, on a lit- ! e q t0 ; nvent a falsehood as the reason for tie knoll in her father’s' pasture, half a b ls visit. He returned to Boston a sadder utile from home. Hollooing with her inu- but w j ser matv f u |jy satisfied that middle! j of you here.” she leaped a or e d book keepers should never make love ».u n ~ sical voice to the cows, aud as sue leaped a g e q bu ok keepi from rock to rock in her endeavors to make t0 bewitching widows, them ‘fall in,’ into the cow-path, I thought K ate j s s tiU the same—driving and frol- ber the most lovely iittle sylph I had ever j c ki ng gay and thoughtless; and though Time”has made a few furrows on her brow, her admirers have njt decreased, but wheth er any of the lords of creation will be able Kate had was enca- met. With all her mischievousness, a heart—a whole heart—but it aed so thoroughly that, though “nice young meu” had hinted their parti- j s a ma tter which for the present is locked ality for heTsfae cared little about them— j u tbe mysterious casket of her own heart. abd ; told them so. She was free—gener- smooth and free from rust , hearing the nosie, rushed j Ou the inside there are six figures of a from the house, to save, as he supposed, his flower or bouquet, beautifully iulaid with drowning wife. She at the same time, slip- pure silver, and around the lower part of ped in a id closed the door after her. Mr. the vessel a vine, or wreath inlaid also with H almost naked, in turn demanded silver. The chasing, carving and inlaying admittance. I are exquisitely done by the art of some cun- “ Who are you?” she demanded. I ning workman, and when new must have “You kuow who I am—let me in, or I j been very beautiful. This curious and un shall freeze.” j known vessel was blown out of the solid Begone; you thievish rogue! I want noth- pudding stone, 15 feet below the surface. How it came there, or for what use it was made, no one can imagine. But I must come in.” “What is your name?” “You kuow my name—it is Mr. H .” “Mr. H- num -rous tQ ma k e a wife of the bewitching widow,’ j oor aQ q j et b i m in .— Vox Populi. Wheat.—From difterent parts of this -is a~very iikdv man, he count Y and the contiguous couuties, we learn don’t keep such late hours.” ’ | that the Wheat crop bids fair to be fine- Suffice it to say, she after keeking him in more than an average crop. A large amount 4th and 5th, was married on the 11th, the cold until she was satisfied, opened the « sowed, and our tanners are taking in-, here on the 14th, was health, each p- rson had gained four pounds’ weight, and they liked tbe diet, the cost of which, including the cooking, was two pence three farthing per day. Other ten men were fed for the same time solely on boiled potatoes and salt; each had two pounds for breakfast, three pounds for din ner, and one pound for supper. They gained three and a half pounds each ; and they declared that they preferred this fare to the ordinary diet of the prison. Twelve others were ted on the same allowance of porridge and milk for breakfast and supper as the first ten; but for dinner they had soup, containing two pounds of potatoes to each, and a quarter of a pound of meat. At the end of two months they had lost in weight one and a quarter pounds each, and they all disliked this diet. The ex pense of each, daily, was three-pence sevec- eighths. Twenty others had the same breakfast and supper, with one pound of potatoes for-dinner, and a half pound of meat. They preserved good health, but decreased in weight, and preferred the or dinary diet of the prison. The expense was four-pence seven-eighths each. In the ca ses, perhaps, the previous habits and tastes of the prisoners had some influence: yet it appears that the six pounds of potatoes, daily, was a better diet than the smaller quantities of soud or animal food. A Fast Criminal.—The Paducah Demo crat thus details a few incidents in the life of a fast man of the present day and gener ation. Dr. Bavne, the notorious swindler and bigamist, ran off from New-Orieans on the 19th of February last, arrived at Cincin nati on the 10th of March, married Mrs. Howe on the 18th left her on the 19th, and after visiting St. Louis, Nashville, and oth er places, arrived at Paducah on the 3d of April, courted and engaged himself on the "T left arrested at Clarks- A Dream Realized. Some time during the past summer, a stranger stopped at one of the watering pla ces ou the mountains south of Waynesboro, Pennsylvania. After his arrival there he was taken sick, and for several days was ap parently deranged. On his recovery he in formed- the proprietor of the house that, during his illness, he had dreamed for three nights in succession that he had discovered at a certain distance in the mountain, un der a rock, an earthen crock, containing a large amount of silver. At this the worthy host expressed surprise, and spoke of it as a mysterious dream. Afterwards, however, they were walking together in that direction, when the dream was again adverted to by the stranger, and the proprietor at once proposed an examina tion to satisfy their curiosity. The rock was soon found, and after carefully brush ing the leaves away, it was removed, and to their utter astonishment, there sat a crock full of silver. They took it out and convey ed it to the house, and on examination it was found to contain $400, all in half dollars, which was divided equally between them. The day after this discovery, the stranger was about to take leave of the mountain, and complained to bis friend,, the proprie tor of the springs, of the inconvenience of carrying the silver, when an exchange was proposed and made, the stranger receiving bankable paper for his silver. It was not long after his departure, however, that the proprietor made another discovery—his four hundred dollars in silver was counter feit, and he had thus been ingeniously swin dled out of two hundred dollars.—Norwich Courier. I6‘ creased pains in its cultivation. We sup- j ville on the loth, brought back on the 15th, pose engagements could be made here for; was put on his trial on the 27th, found _ . ,. r> wheat at 90 cents and $1 per bushel—but - gulfty on the 28th, sentenced on the first of Southern /r B1 (.-The ^anahip Boa- ^ ^ u u f or j„ 0o Lu, ‘ ‘ “ Columbus, oastoafault. lfshe erred it was on the. Extraordinary Longevity and Fecundity, noke, on her last trip from Norfolk, brought Q eoat |i 50 for" white and $1 00 for red side of humanity, and rnanv a poor travel- —A Canada paper records the death of Mr. to New York fifty seven arie s o & law.ei- —Chattanooga Gazette. ling beggar was indebted to her interposi- Charles Boucher, of Berthier, at the advan- j ries, ten barrels oi cherries, and two bun- tfdfi fbr a night’s lodging at farmer’s dwell- ced age of 106. lie was married to three dred and thirty eight arre & o green-peas, ipg. (wives! by whom he had 60 children. He The Virginians have discovered that a great “Fifty-two sons of Temperance,” ex wivco i/ ^, claimed Mrs. Partington, “aud twent-five But tfeegolled on—Kate grew older; to deplore hV loss 43~ children, 66 deal of money can be made by raising early daughters, too! Why,bless me, bow many £)6i‘VtsterAwefe All married, and she de- grand children, 15 great grand-children d&$j»te bfer own good sense to the contrary 28 nephews, 70 grand-nephews, and 18 jiw iidveed by lather, mother, sister, un- great grand-nephews, cies, aunts and cousins, to wed a young m&arivhbse farm adjoined her father’s. SfoUhat she loved him—Bhe never saw the With what musical instrument would you catch fish? Castanet. fru : ts aud vegetables for the New York market. A lady remarked to a printer the other day that though he might “print” a kiss, he must never “publish” it. children has aunt Terapy got? And I bear some talk about Cadets of Temperance— what sort debts are them ? But no wond er she owes debts, she" has so many child ren to maintain—how I. pity the old crit- tur,” May, started to the Penitentiary on the 2d. readied there on the 4th, and was put to spinning hemp on the 5tb. Thus in 25 days he married two wives, travelled some 1,590 miles, told 4,000 lies, an 1 in 20 days more was arrested, tried, convicted, and lodged in the State prison. B3T “Johnny, my son, do you know that vpu have broken the Sabbath?” “Yes, dad,” said his little sister, “and mother’s great big iron pot, too, in five or six places!” % Two Dromios iu the,Rhode laud Legislature. There are two brothers in the Rhode Is- land.Legisluture,named Christopher Colum bus Potter and Americus Vespucius Potter, who are so much alike, that it is doubted whether either knows himself from his broth er. The Providence Journal says: “Christopher is a whig, and Americus a democrat; and there will be a pretty muss when they get to Newport. Not a soul in the House can tell one from the other; and the democrats will be running to Christo pher, and the whigs to Americus, with# all the secrets of their respective parties. We have ourselves sometimes commenced a po litical conversation with the democrat broth er, who always had the generosity to inter rupt us before we got upon dangerous ground. Now, when we meet either', we say, as we take his hand, “is this vou* or your brother?” If it be Christopher, he says, ‘it is I,’ aud we talk about politics; if it be Americus, he savs, ‘it is not I—it is my brother,’ and we talk about the weather. We should advise them to wear a badge around their hats, like the rail-road con ductors; but then they would be sure to change hats, and that would make it worse.” Adjournment of Congress.—A motion was made in the House of Representatives to adjourn sine die on the first Monday of August next; but the proposition has hot been considered, and is therefore doubtful whether Congress will not continue in ses sion until the next regular day of meeting. Members dislike to withdraw their spoons from the national pap dish; and nothing will move them from Washington but the cholera, ship fever, or the stoppage of pay. The latter would cause them to wind up che public business in a week or. two.— Const. Another Outrage.—On Sunday morning about two o’clock a man named ; Frank Ri- 1 y, a steamboat deck hand, was found at the corner of Church and Commerce •street®, literally cut open. When removed to the guard-house a large portion of his entrals were protruding and remained in that con dition until he was removed to the hospital. Riley stated that he was asked by some man to treat, Ac., and upon his refusal a dispute arose, when he was cut in the frightful man ner in which he was found.—Mobile Her ald, 25thinst. An Irishman, in complaining of a hard berth which his employer had given him the other day, exclaimed: “Faith, if I have to work this way for a year, I shall die in less than a fortnight. - —- - .* - - “I have turned many a woman’s head,” boasted a young nobleman of France. ' replied Talleyrand, “away from yc