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CLOCKS
NEW PAPES!
And Lumber Men!
JEWELRT
REPAIRED BY
J ernigani
Having over SO years ex
perience in Steam Machine- r |
ry, I take liberty to call spe
cial attention to the
Liddell’s Patent
Jernigan, h& s
a nice lot J<= w
elry, Clocks*
“TIIE MERCURY.”
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The glory of woman is her heir.
White-washers—-good laundresses.
The diamond field—The shirt front.
Shrewd mon—Henpcked husbands.
F s o n R of Ihe piano men—"Hold the
Womonwho like to gossip neve#
like men to go-sip. ;
Pickpokots become watchmakers
in a crowd. "
The telescope maker hnB an
tube business.
eye-
Swellsof the ocean get dend bus
ted as soon as they strike
shore.
the
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Machines flbr
Mills, CotW PrdsL^, &c. sale cheap
Also, the NordyW^ Mar-
on Co’s, Plantaf-hn, Corn
d Peed Mill. Also Corn
d Flour mill Machinery for
x*ohfiirfc ojrcustom mills* X
tak&t the Agency for
'unkiyfeton ami ai!joining
CountSvh for
this and other first class
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machinery,
among
them is JERBamAW
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For \ iolins, Accodeons, Rows.
Strings, Rosin Boxes, &c. I
Buy The Improve Weed
A DEMOCRAt Mg JOURNAL
L j« IIMItsM, Proprietor,
There isn’t so much on a due bill as
is on a show bill, but a man will look at
it longer and think about it oftener
Time is money, and leisure i 8 five
cents to the man who reads the morn
ing paper to a news depot without
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1 he muscles of the hnmnn jaw
exert a lon-e of SU'D pounds.
* hiuk of that, young man, in
choosing a partner for life.
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A doctor in a party,‘was ask
ed to dance the luncem. lte de
clined the request, but expressed
his willingness to lance the dan
cers.
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Jernigan & Scarborough,
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a trdly wonderful machine Jawing maciiink.o„i
Persons wishing to purchase!,
machinery, will find it to
their interest to call at my
Shop and see the practical'A. jr.Jo^nigin
working of the same before 1
purchasing. I will steam upj
and grind corn Wednesday’
and Saturdays or at any time
necessary to show off the|
machinery. Come one, come 1
all and see machinery that
cannot be surpassedfor du
rability,simplicity and econ
omy, and get an illustrated
Catalogue from
J. T. TAPPER Ag’t
Sandersville, Geo.
At Sandersville, Washing
ton Count y^Ga, every Satur
day.
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SANDERSVILLE, GA.
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YOUR S P E CTAC L E S,
FROM
JERNIGAN
On hand and for Hair SPECTA
CLES, NOSE CLASSES, Jo.
Jflrs. S. Fannie Jernigan,
Has open a JYotion Store, next
JERNIGAN’S JeEirELR $
' SHE WILL KEEP ON HAND ALL THE TIME
ZEPHER, HOSIERY, NEEDLES, ZED HER NEEDLES TOWELS
HANKDRCPIEFS C0MI1S, HUTTONS, TINS, SOAPS CANVASES for
ZEPHER WORK, DOLLS, TOYS, MA RULES, BALLS FINE & COM
MON CANDY, SLATES, PENCIL, PE\S ,t‘c.
COME AND SEE HOW CHEAP I WILL SELL
FOE SALE at
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Jernp’sSiorjCh]]
\\ ilj be devoted to Literature, Science, Agriculture and G
eial Intelligence. It will contain alljthe latest News of Wash
ington and adjoining Counties.
Rates of Subscription.
One Year,
.1.50
Cash in advance.
Sandersville, Georgia, March 23rd, 1880.
It has been decided that, a
clergyman can marry himsclf.but
in must cases he will have a ve.iy
dull companion and poor help
mate.
“I would never he a hew
er of wood,” said milkman to a
carpenter. “I suppose not,’* was
the repiy “but. 1 see you are not
above being u drawer of water.”
Two lovers, like two armies,
generally get along well < nough
till they ore engaged, ai d then
tliepowderflieK--lioni the* young
girl’s elu ek to the young man’s
coat collar.
“A little too nun h repose about
the mouth lor it to be natural,”
was the remark of a husband to
a west-end photogiapher who
had taken his wife’s photograph.
It doesn’t hurt a good man to
have h s character investigated ;
neither does it hurt a go’ti co n
to try its ring on the counter.
AN HUM RLE PRINTER.
Seldom does n live Du'cnmnn
get credit Jo* mine smart things
lmn uro sot down to him in this cut-
•chism tliut he put to a journeyman
printer:
A Dutchman, sitting in the door
of Lis tavern in the far West, is ap
proached by a tall thin Yankee, who
is emigrating west-ward on foot,
with a I urn lo hung on a cane over
his shoulder.
"Veil, Mister Talking Stick, vat
you vaut?’ inquired the dutch-
man.
‘ Rost and rcfrelmient,” replied the
printf r.
“Supper and lotchin,’ I reckon t"
“Ye-i, supper and lodging, if you
please.”
“l’e ye a Yankee peddler, mid
fehewely in your pack to cheat der
al r
“No, sir; I’m no Yankee ped
dler.”
"A singin’ master, too lazy to
vork ?”
“No, sir.”
“A book achent vot boddeas der
school committees till they do vo.t
you wish, choost to get rid of you? ’
“Guess again, sir. I am no book
agent.”
“Ter teyfels ! A dentist, preaking
der people’s jaw at a dollar a schnag,
and )uunin’ off mit a daughter ?”
“No, air; I am no tooth puller.”
“Phenologus, den, feeling der
young folk’s heads like so many cab-
bitch ?”
“No. I am no phrenologist."
“Veil, den, vat der teyfels can you
be ? Choost tell, you shall the best
sassage for supper, and sday all
night free gratis, ruitout a cent, and ».
a chill of whisky to start mit in dor
morning’.”
“I am an hnmble disciple of Faust
—a professor of that art that preser
ves all arts—a typographer, at your
service.”
“Votsch dot?”
“A printer, sir; a man that prints
books a newspapers,”
“A .man vot printsch noosepapers !
Oh, yaw, yaw! ay, dat ish it. A man
vot printsch noosepapers! yaw, yaw!
Valk up 1 A man vot printsch noose
papers / I vish I may he shot if I
did not tink you vas a poor tyeful of
a dishtrick schoolmaster who vorks
for nodding and boards round. 1
tought you vas him.—Exchange.
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