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7 PLANT I watch: CLOCKS NEW PAPES! And Lumber Men! JEWELRT REPAIRED BY J ernigani Having over SO years ex perience in Steam Machine- r | ry, I take liberty to call spe cial attention to the Liddell’s Patent Jernigan, h& s a nice lot J<= w elry, Clocks* “TIIE MERCURY.” % The glory of woman is her heir. White-washers—-good laundresses. The diamond field—The shirt front. Shrewd mon—Henpcked husbands. F s o n R of Ihe piano men—"Hold the Womonwho like to gossip neve# like men to go-sip. ; Pickpokots become watchmakers in a crowd. " The telescope maker hnB an tube business. eye- Swellsof the ocean get dend bus ted as soon as they strike shore. the { e liiigyies 4 -i and iSewInjg Machines flbr Mills, CotW PrdsL^, &c. sale cheap Also, the NordyW^ Mar- on Co’s, Plantaf-hn, Corn d Peed Mill. Also Corn d Flour mill Machinery for x*ohfiirfc ojrcustom mills* X tak&t the Agency for 'unkiyfeton ami ai!joining CountSvh for this and other first class 5 a o to machinery, among them is JERBamAW n For \ iolins, Accodeons, Rows. Strings, Rosin Boxes, &c. I Buy The Improve Weed A DEMOCRAt Mg JOURNAL L j« IIMItsM, Proprietor, There isn’t so much on a due bill as is on a show bill, but a man will look at it longer and think about it oftener Time is money, and leisure i 8 five cents to the man who reads the morn ing paper to a news depot without *** 1 he muscles of the hnmnn jaw exert a lon-e of SU'D pounds. * hiuk of that, young man, in choosing a partner for life. \ A doctor in a party,‘was ask ed to dance the luncem. lte de clined the request, but expressed his willingness to lance the dan cers. PUBLISHED BY? Jernigan & Scarborough, *= S 111'. l.A Til ST OCT, 11777/; A LI I TTA OII ME NTS, STYLE l!KL CCT. FOR SALK A) 'x'WW? m -V M " *:M Mspjiw X X/Jji a trdly wonderful machine Jawing maciiink.o„i Persons wishing to purchase!, machinery, will find it to their interest to call at my Shop and see the practical'A. jr.Jo^nigin working of the same before 1 purchasing. I will steam upj and grind corn Wednesday’ and Saturdays or at any time necessary to show off the| machinery. Come one, come 1 all and see machinery that cannot be surpassedfor du rability,simplicity and econ omy, and get an illustrated Catalogue from J. T. TAPPER Ag’t Sandersville, Geo. At Sandersville, Washing ton Count y^Ga, every Satur day. / i mmM A i The Mercury SANDERSVILLE, GA. B 1 "V &T YOUR S P E CTAC L E S, FROM JERNIGAN On hand and for Hair SPECTA CLES, NOSE CLASSES, Jo. Jflrs. S. Fannie Jernigan, Has open a JYotion Store, next JERNIGAN’S JeEirELR $ ' SHE WILL KEEP ON HAND ALL THE TIME ZEPHER, HOSIERY, NEEDLES, ZED HER NEEDLES TOWELS HANKDRCPIEFS C0MI1S, HUTTONS, TINS, SOAPS CANVASES for ZEPHER WORK, DOLLS, TOYS, MA RULES, BALLS FINE & COM MON CANDY, SLATES, PENCIL, PE\S ,t‘c. COME AND SEE HOW CHEAP I WILL SELL FOE SALE at j Jernp’sSiorjCh]] \\ ilj be devoted to Literature, Science, Agriculture and G eial Intelligence. It will contain alljthe latest News of Wash ington and adjoining Counties. Rates of Subscription. One Year, .1.50 Cash in advance. Sandersville, Georgia, March 23rd, 1880. It has been decided that, a clergyman can marry himsclf.but in must cases he will have a ve.iy dull companion and poor help mate. “I would never he a hew er of wood,” said milkman to a carpenter. “I suppose not,’* was the repiy “but. 1 see you are not above being u drawer of water.” Two lovers, like two armies, generally get along well < nough till they ore engaged, ai d then tliepowderflieK--lioni the* young girl’s elu ek to the young man’s coat collar. “A little too nun h repose about the mouth lor it to be natural,” was the remark of a husband to a west-end photogiapher who had taken his wife’s photograph. It doesn’t hurt a good man to have h s character investigated ; neither does it hurt a go’ti co n to try its ring on the counter. AN HUM RLE PRINTER. Seldom does n live Du'cnmnn get credit Jo* mine smart things lmn uro sot down to him in this cut- •chism tliut he put to a journeyman printer: A Dutchman, sitting in the door of Lis tavern in the far West, is ap proached by a tall thin Yankee, who is emigrating west-ward on foot, with a I urn lo hung on a cane over his shoulder. "Veil, Mister Talking Stick, vat you vaut?’ inquired the dutch- man. ‘ Rost and rcfrelmient,” replied the printf r. “Supper and lotchin,’ I reckon t" “Ye-i, supper and lodging, if you please.” “l’e ye a Yankee peddler, mid fehewely in your pack to cheat der al r “No, sir; I’m no Yankee ped dler.” "A singin’ master, too lazy to vork ?” “No, sir.” “A book achent vot boddeas der school committees till they do vo.t you wish, choost to get rid of you? ’ “Guess again, sir. I am no book agent.” “Ter teyfels ! A dentist, preaking der people’s jaw at a dollar a schnag, and )uunin’ off mit a daughter ?” “No, air; I am no tooth puller.” “Phenologus, den, feeling der young folk’s heads like so many cab- bitch ?” “No. I am no phrenologist." “Veil, den, vat der teyfels can you be ? Choost tell, you shall the best sassage for supper, and sday all night free gratis, ruitout a cent, and ». a chill of whisky to start mit in dor morning’.” “I am an hnmble disciple of Faust —a professor of that art that preser ves all arts—a typographer, at your service.” “Votsch dot?” “A printer, sir; a man that prints books a newspapers,” “A .man vot printsch noosepapers ! Oh, yaw, yaw! ay, dat ish it. A man vot printsch noosepapers! yaw, yaw! Valk up 1 A man vot printsch noose papers / I vish I may he shot if I did not tink you vas a poor tyeful of a dishtrick schoolmaster who vorks for nodding and boards round. 1 tought you vas him.—Exchange. \ i