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Of all the -strange methods jn- • vented by man to separate him from i his trouble the strangest is that de- ! vised by one Jose 'Diaz of the City > of Mexico. Jose had a stomach a*che. To cure it he made a bolus of dynamite and inserted in it a deto nating cap, to which was attached a thread of copper wire. He swal lowed the bolus and with the cop per wire hanging from liis lip3 went out to s^ek an electrical connection. He met a policeman first and un der questioning explained the situa- tiqn, After an official consultation Jose was taken into the suburbs. He was made to lie down, and a long rape was fastened to his feet. Then the copper wire wps made fast to a fence, and three policemen at the other end of that long rope drew J’ose and the detonator apart. Tho dynamite remained in his in terior department, however, and Jose is now shunned as a dangerous character. To Your Kidneys Dr. Jenner’s Kidney Pills cause the kidneys to work as nature intended they should. They build up the shrunken walls of the kidneys, as no known remedy has been found to do before. As a cure for urinary troubles they have no equal. IO, 25, 50 Cents los Hold by It. §> llollzclnw. Druggist, Derry, <*§* Subtle Dysper half the cases. It deceives the unknowing sufferer. .Its many variations work along the weakest I lines of the system. To battle [ against only one of them is vain. Our booklet explains its symp toms. Our Dyspepsia Tablets give , complete and lasting relief. DyspepsiaTablets 260 and’’ loc* Hold by If. Rl. Molt7.oUiw, Perry, Gn. Your Bowels with harsh minerals which always leave had after-effects on the entire system, and where their use h persisted in, tend to completely wreck the stomach and bowels. Edgar ..USE: s Cathartic Confections The only harmless, vegetable, bowel regulator, and liver vitalize* known. As pleasant to the taste as candy, and as positive as the harsh est mineral. No gripe or pain. 889 JO, 25, 50 cents. Sold by H. M. ltolt*olow, Ferry, fin. 50 YEARS 7 EXPERIENCE A handsomely illustevtcd weekly. Largest clr. iBIlffippi SSlEacadnav. Susie She Can’t Laugh. E. Jenkins, twenty years old, of Philadelphia, says: “I have seen nearly all the funny shows that have come to Philadelphia in recent years, and not one of them could make me laugh. My mother has often tried to make me laugh by tickling me, but even that won’t work. Ever since I can remember people have been telling mo funny stories and cutting up all sorts of capers in the hope that I could bo induced to smile, but all their ef forts have been in vain. No; I have never consulted a doctor about it, for I have hi way s enjoyed perfect health. I want to exhibit myself in public, and offer a prize to any one who can make me laugh. It must be a queer sensation.” An Ancient Bit of Cheese. An object of considerable interest was sold in London the other day— no other than a preserved fragment of a “Protestant cheese.” From the. inscription on tho base of the glass shade wo learn that in gratitude for his able vindication of the Prot estant ascendency in parliament on April 25, 1825, TI. R. H. the duke f York was presented by the in habitants of the county palatine of Chester with the largest cheose ever made—149 pounds in weight—of their own producing. Tho duke java a small portion of this cheese 0 Mary Isabella, duchess of Rut land, and it is this fragment, pre served by Professor Cumming, which came under the hammer, re alizing $9. A Tragical Joke. According to the San Mario (Ar gentina, south Italy) correspondent of the Independence Beige, a wed ding feast became “funeral baked meats.” A young tradesman, M. Costello, was married laBt week to country lass aged nineteen. In putting the ring on the bride’s fin er in church- he let it fall. At the reakfast one of the guests utilized this mishap for the subject of a joke. Jt8 effect on the bridegroom was unforeseen. He left the table “pale as death” and, retiring to the nuptial chamber, blew out his brains with a revolver. The bride has lost her reason. Nordau Likes Markham. Mr. Edwin Markham’s verse is the object of the queer approbation of the erratic Dr. Max Nordau. “Edwin Markham,” he declares, “is a great poet. I place him higher than Walt Whitman, as his form is more artistic and beautiful. There is sometimes a Miltonic ring in his Verses and Swinburnian richness in. liis rhymes and rhythms. And as to his philosophy and emotion, they are of the noblest kind. It ; honors Americans that Mr. Markham’s po etry‘should have been able to cre ate at once a sensation among them.” „ CliiUlrcn Especially Liable. Burns, bruises and cuts are ex tremely painful and if neglected often result in blood poisoning- Children are especially liable to such mishaps because not so care ful. As a remedy DeWitt’s Witch Hazel Salve is unequalled. Draws, out the fire, stops the pain, soon heals the wound. Beware of counterfeits. Sure cure for piles “DeWitt’s Witch Hazel Salve cured ray baby of eczema after two physiciaus gave her up,” writes James Mock, N Webster, Ind. “ The sores were so bad she soiled two to five dresses a day. Holtz- claw’s drugstore. Wants Things as They Are. Some amusing stories are being told which illustrate Kaiser Wil helm’s preference for having things represented as -they are rather than as they might be. When the Ber lin sculptor, Seh.oat, was command ed to model a statue /Friedrich Wilhelm I. of Prussia to be placed iu the imperial palace, he made the mistake of idealizing the monarch in his desire to produce a fine work of art, and the consequence was that the first sketches laid before the kaiser represented a-majestic and calmly dignified figure which totally 1 ' lacked tire characteristics of Friedrich Wilhelm. “My dear Schost,” was Kaiser Wilhelm’s crit icism after closely inspecting the sculptor’s production, “you • must represent the king more forcibly— as inexorable simply. After all, he was a bearish fellow.- Well, make him one.” Schost followed the ad vice and produced a cast of the statue of the king which was full of energy, powerful and blunt. “Fa mous 1” exclaimed the kaiser on be holding it. him thus, only take his hat off. Where court cus toms rein one doffs the hat even when one is inconsiderate and a king.” , ' Not Her Ideal. Rudyard Kipling tells this story against hiiiiself: He had been pre sented to a young lady, who almost immediately began to whimper and q " a ww a ^pa^ El * ALL CASES OF DEAFNESS OR HARD HEARING ARE NOW CURABLE by our new invention. Only those born deaf are incurable. F. A. WERWIAN, OF BALTIMORE, SAYS! L Baltimore, Md., March 30, 1901. Gentlemen: — Being entirely cured of deafness, thanks to your treatment, I will now give you a full history of my case, to be used at your discretion. T . About five years ago my right ear began to sing, and this kept on getting worse, until I lost “ y I undement a S treat?nent e for catarrh, for three months, without anv success, consulted a num- ber of physicians, among others, the most eminent ear specialist of this city, who told me that only an operation could help tnc, mid even that only temporarily, that the head noises would then cease, but the hearing in the affected ear would be lost forever. I then saw your advertisement accidentally in a New Vork i paper, and °£^f55/l_y®yr treat ment. After I hi to-day, after five heartily and beg to remain lad used it only a few days according to your directions, the noises ceased, and e weeks, my hearing in the diseased ear has been entirely restored. I thank you Very truly yours, F. A. WRRMAN, 730 S. Broadway, Baltimore, Md. ’OH, I THOUGHT YOU WEBB BO TAEL AND SO HANDSOME I” whose eyes were so full of tears that ho felt compelled to ask, if she were ill or if anything were the matter. Looking at him between her sobs, the disappointed maiden broke out, “Oh, I thought you wero so tall and so handsome 1” Kelvin’s Appropriate Keynote. The jubilee of the submarine ca ble, says the London Express, re calls a little story of Lord Kelvin. At the time Professor Thomson, as he was then, was engaged on his deep sea soundings work he was one day discovered by a visitor experi menting with a long coil of wire. “What is that for?” inquired the visitor, pointing to.the wire. “Making sounds,” replied tho pro fessor. “Ah,” said the guest jocularly, “what kind of note does it give off ?” “The deep C, of course,” came the answer like a shot, acompanied by the well known twinkle in the pro fessor’s eye. COUGHS and COLDS in CH ILDREN. Recommendation Of a Well Known Chicago Physician. . I use and prescribe Chamber lain’s Cough Remedy for almost all obstinate, constricted coughs’ with direct results. I prescribe it to children of all ages. Am glad to recommend it to all iu need and seeking relief from colds and coughs and bronchial afflictions, it is non-narcotic and safe in the hands of the most unprofessional. A universal panacea for all man kinds —Mrs.' Mary R. Melendy, M. D. Ph. D., Chicago, 111. Thi9 remedy is for sale by all dealers in Perry, Warren & Lowe Byron Free Blood Cure. They recommend Botanic Blood Balm (B. B, B.)for all blood troubles, such as u-cei's, eating sores, soorfula, eczema, itching humors; pimples, boils, carbun cles, blood poisefn, aching bones, fester- iug sores, cancer, catarrh, rheumatism. Botanic Blood Balm cures all malignant blood or skin diseases, especially advis ed for old dfeep-seated cases. It cures when all else fails. Beals every sore or pimple, stops all aches and pains by giving a healthy, blood supply. Thor oughly tested for. 80 years. Thousands cured. At drugstores, $1 per large bot tle. Our readers will receive a trial tieatmeut free by writing Dr. Gillumf 218 Mitchell St., Atlanta, Ga; Describe trouble and flee medical advice given. Medicine sent at once prepaid. Our treatment does not interfere with your usual occupation. iitef YOU UAH CURE YOURSELF AT HOME ■“SSf INTERNATIONAL AURAL CLINIC, 596 LA SALLE AVE,, CHICAGO, ILL. $3.50 PENNSYLVANIA PUKE RYE, EIGHT YEARS OLD. OLD SHARPE WILLIAMS. Pour ful Quarts of IhiB P|ne Old, Pnre RYE WHISKEY s EXPRESS PAID* We sliip on approval in plain, sealed boxes with no marks to indicate contents. When (you receive itaud test it, if it is not satisfactory, return it a* our expense and we wil return your $3.00. We guarantee this brand to be EIGHT TEARS OLD. Eight bottles for $0 50, express prepaid j 12 bottfes for $0 60 express preoaid. One gallon jug, express prepafd, $3 00; 2 gallon jug, express prepaid, $5 50. No charge for boxing. We handle all tho leading brands of Rye and Bourbon Whiskies and will save you GO Per Cent, on Your Purchases: Quart, Gallon. Kontucky Star Bourbon, $ 35 $126 Elkridge Bourbon 40 1 60 Boon Hollow Bourbon 45 105 Colwood Pure Rye 50 190 Monogram Bye 55 2 00 McBrayer Rye.. GO 225 Maker’s A AAa 05 2 40 O. O. P. (Old Oscar Pepper) 05 240 Old Crow 75 260 Finchor’u Golden Wedding.. 75 2 50 Hoffman House Rve 00 300 Mount Vernon, 8 vears ol d 100 3 50 Old Dillinger Bye, 10 years old,.... 126 400 The above ere only a few brands. Send for a catalogue. All other Soods by the gallon, such as Corn Whiskey, Peach ami Apple Brandies, etc., sold oquallv as low, rvom $125 a gallon and upward We make a speciosty of tho Jug Trade* and all orders by Mail or Telgeraph will have our prompt attention: Special inducements offered. Mail Orders Bhipped same dav of the receipt of order. The Altmayer & Flateau Liquor Company, 600, 508, 510, 612 Fourth Street, near Union Passengor Hepot. MACON, GEORGIA. Motion Digests what you eat* This preparation contains all of the digestants and digests all kinds of food. It gives instant relief and never fails to cure. It allows you to eat all the food you want. The most sensitive stomachs can take it. By its use many thousands of dyspeptics have been cured after everything else failed. It prevents formation of gas on tho stom ach, relieving all distress after eating. Dieting unnecessary. Pleasant to take. Partisan Arithmetic. An arithmetic published in Rich mond during the civil war contain ed the following example“If one Confederate soldier can whip seven Yankees, how many Confederate sol diers Svill it take to whip forty-nine Yankees?” It can’t heSp bat do you good THE COMMONER, (Mr. Bryan’s Paper.) The Commoner has attained within six months from date of tlve first issue a circulation of 100,000 copies, a record probably never equaled in the history of American periodical literature. The unparalleled growth of this paper de monstrates that there is room in the newspaper fields for a national paper de voted to the disenssiou of political, economic, and social problems. To the columns of the Commoner Mr. Bryan contributes his best effortsjaud his views of political events as they arise from time to time can not fail &> intei est those who study ppblic questions. I he Commoner’s regular subeription price is §1.00 per year. YVehavo arrang ed with Mr. Bryan whereby we can fur nish his paper and Home Journal ; to gether for one .year for §1.90. rfW reg ular subscription price of the iy.o pa pers when subenbed for separately is £2.50. A FREE PATTERN A LADIES' MAOAZINE. A gam ( beautiful colored plates; latest fashions l dressmaking economies | fancy work | household hints | fiction, etc. Sub scribe to-day, or, send w. for latest copy. Lady agents wanted, Send for terms. Stylish, Reliable, Simple, Up-to- dato, Economical and Absolutely Perfect-Fitting Paper Patterns, MS CALL flfrriiws All Seams Allowed and Perforations show the Basting and Sewing Lines, Only to and 15 cents each—none higher, Ask for them. 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