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THE ATLANTA GEORGIAN AND NEWS. *t/ri RATrRDAY, MARCH 1 1W7. 1 M IRA1 H f)Y o N 1 rh IF 1 ADY 1 m IRT )F R F R S nnniLn,,, l 1 1 1 I n r\ 1 U 1 V 11 1 i i 1 L L* i \ 1 i 1 1 I J It L * L l\ L B J DOROTHY DIX (Cbpyright. 19«»T. by American*Journal Examiner » UK flfA'Y JANE" remarked Mlrmndy I Vl 11 "" Juxt been fellin' me 'bout * " *dat woman down In Mississippi whut beared dat a man had been talk In' dUrnntemptuous 'bout her an’ #he retch down her plat'd from de ahelf. an* pegaausted over to hla office an' ahot him down dead. An’ she read me •bout anedder lady in Wanhtnfton whut killed de man whut had procrastinated dalr marriage ontel deli* rhlllen had got biff enough to art lak deni Fnun- tlerojr paces at de ueOdln’ an’ den flew de trark "An’ she promulgated bom a gentle flrl In Ohio dat took a wing shot at le judge dat was try In* a case aginst Uer, •n' anodder woman out In de Wesl dat got even wld de man flat she say busted her heart by .blow In' off de top of hie bald. *’*De Lawd Sakee;* ’srialtu* I. 'but) women sho’ly la glttln’ handy wld deli guns, an* de fust news dry knows *oim*| of ’em lx gwlne ;.i he ornamentin’ dr rend of a rope’ "‘Not no; ’*pon« Ma’y .lane, dev will hr a< quitted by dr oii'viitten Jaw.’ ” ’Whut In de name of goodness i- dat?* I axes her. "'De unwritten law.' ’spons Ma x Jane. *|m de hark do' to de jail dat you creeps otlt of after hit Is cost de Ma*e f<»* million dollars to fling you In dr front d<»’. lilt's de tiling dat unities J»it murder to kill anybody for money, an’ gran' an’ heroic to ahoot ’em In *b* hark for fellin' dr lroof *hout you or vour -fmnur ef ynu nrr whut y*or don't want to hear mentioned* ■An' >ou think all deni lady mui- derrjs Is $r"1ne to git «»ff free"” I ovo her. 'Hure,' says she; Me Mississippi lady a hunch of Just ho handed to her j i« • Ident. hut des as soon as hit was done de Jury apologised for hit. an' nlie'll git a new trial and git off. hii’ nil dat de vuther ladles will have to do will he it. put on a preiiy dress, an’ go into rotiiJ an’ look a sort of weak an soi low fill an' dey will he left off—es- periall) ef dey is gott.l lookin'.’ 'Huh ' ‘*|*on# I " Well.’ says Mu'y Jane, ’hit’s iniglity bud U»r anybody to steal a woman’s gotsl name.' "'lilt’s a terrible thing.' goes on reason dat a woman ought not to leave hit lay In' around loose so flat anybody kin lake hit flat’s got a mind to. I ain’t never seed nobody steal a worn- •in’s good name ylt ef she took keer of lilt, an’ kep’ hit nrider lock an' key.' 'lilt’s a terrible thing.’ goes on -Mit’y Jane, for anvh<»dy to tell sean- dalous things 'lioui a woman.* •’ *11 It sho'ly am.* *sp*»ns I, 'but ef a woman does scandalous things I don't >fr dat de balancenf ttiHs got any eall to keep from talkin’ 'bout 'em. Ylt,* says I. T*e attended mo* dan one fu neral whar all dat de corpse did was to mention something dat somebody wasn't ic-hamed of doin’, but was ashamed of havin' told.' ** Anyway.* remarked Ma'y Jane, ’hit's glttln' mighty unhealthy to trifle wld a woman's affections In dese days, By OOROTHY DIX. for hit looka lak hit's glttln’ sort of fashionable for women to tote a gun. an’ punctuate de anatomy of de man whut Is tryln* to side step de altar, or dat clrrumloc'utes any tales 'bout delr carryings on.’ ’* 'Dat's so,* says I. *an' hit wouldn’t surprise me none ef befo’ long you’d be read In' In cle (tapers dat at de Helpin’ Hand Roclal dat Miss Herald Ine Jones wo* a lovely thlrty-fo’ caliber, aelf- cockln* revolver, draped wld blue rib bons. an* Miss Maud Violet Hmlthers carried a pink gatlln' gun. an* de beau tiful Lucille Ann Jenkins toted her Jew el razor. "‘As hit is. I should think dat ev’y lime a man saw n woman dive down tniii her Jurnit bng, he ! d turn pale around cle gills, an’ begin shakln at de knees, flu- don't know wedder she’s gwlne to draw out a powder tag an' a fde**e +4****vlo' mum. oi a -pUl*+l. An* hit’s lots mo* dangerous for a woman to draw a gun on you dan hit Is for a l to. for a woman sh«M»ts so wild dat she's de* us liable to hit you as not. whilst de mos* of de men misses de mark.' 'You dfm't *|»ear to have no sympa thy wld deni ladieH whin takes de law Into delr own hands, an’ kills de men whut dey claims has .‘hindered dem.* says Ma'y Jane. " 'Well,* says I, ‘1 mout ef dey had cleaner alates. but. all cle women dat I ever Is heered ’ls»ut dat felt railed on to kill somebody for tulkin’ 'bout ’em was de kind of women dat you didn’t dnat tell de troof 'bout. An' us for killin' p man be case he won’t marry you. hit looks lak to me dat dat Is a waste of amunltlon when husbands arc us easy to git as dey are. ""Cose I ain't hud much pussonul nrciualntnnce wld ladles whut was quick on de trigger, but hlt'a my opin ion dal ef u women behaves herself lak she ouglu |o dat she ain’t gwine to have no call to kill nobody for whut ricr wtr 'bom her;' "Vassum,-dal’s **». 1 a'.Jud de time when Him Jenkins was down wld cle typhoid fever, an’ de po’ boy whut didn’t have no mother, nor sister, nor nobody to take keer of him. was dat pllful. dal T went to his room an’ nuvsed him through his sickness. An’ one duy. as I was a-gwln' down. I met up wld Knllny Hue whut done run away wld anodcier woman’s husbar' on’ war. al ways a-castln* sheeps eyes ut ev’y man dat cruat her path, an' she say: ’81s Ml randy, ain't you nfeered dat folks will tnk ’bout you gwlne dere?* ’Nltvm.* says 1, 'flat I aim*. Nobody ain’t gwlne to scandalize rny reputation, ciize I done live so dat hit will stand a little strain ef hit had to.' "Yassuni. dat's so. an* dat's whut makes dls heah unwritten law dat lets folks off for perfectin' whut dey call delr honor by killin’ folks look lak plumb foolishness to me. For dey mos'# ly ain’t got no honor, an' hit sho'ly does seem - lak you was strainin' a pint to murder a pusson for passln* a few' remarks on whut some odder pusson done, when dey segasuated off of de straight an* narrow path. "Brer Jenkins, ho say. dat we ought not to gossip, an’ dat we ought not to remark on each adders frailties, but my Inn', dat’s w hut keepa de world straight. Hit’s de fear of our neighbors' tongue dat keeps most of us In de stockade. Ult’s gossip dal's de real perllce of de world "An\ nrywoy. I don't bettered tn— murder, lilt’s u mighty messy thing— especially for women, an' 1 ain’t In favor of dls heah unwritten law tnakln* hit so easy >for ’em chit ev’y woman wld a red-haired temper feels lak dat wbe kin go out un’ ahffot down any man da* she’s got u grudge ag'lnst, an’ git off. an’ git her picture In de pifper, an* a offer to go on d** stage Hit'll uiuke murder too popular.” AMERICAN WOMEN IN PARIS By Ella Wheeler Wilcox H UNDMEM of Am.rl„,n Rlrla .n.l | LV.™t.-"I ."V"'., women go to Parln er> “ Inilo _ .... .. ... )tn Innumerable »ho|. » P»renu and huahanda we them -all I A)| ,, nr ,_ Pall . away, and make no protest and give warning Indeed, they speak with pride, s Ing: "My daughter <**r my wifet Art Oral—and other tilings nft- Icrwards. . The French man and worn- r-jnn. hoin and bred In lid- atmosphere, I ate accustomed to It. They receive , .. .... v . i. -i- i„ ! their moral and prudent education In studying o\er In laris. \*i laris l H J,j„. m |,jm „f these Influences and ob- atid tiie woman especially ' an atmosphere exuding subtle dangers for any woman who is n*»t particularly well balanced and endowed with more than woman’s usual amount of com mon aepse and prudence and, logical reasoning powers. * j Paris Is the center of all that i» -iiiiil ln~nrt~11f* ~~; guarded .from all save the best and highest of their. She. hears only the la*st mufic and sees only the best works of art. and always under protecting conditions I am speaking pf tlie women who or. i< w|.v social p islllons similar to those Beautiful architecture greets the eye In every portion of the < Jty. You shop In old palaces redolent of history and romance. You walk or drive through squares which were the scenes of great trage dies and vast niap-chHiiglnK dramas. You see on every alternate corner the game of a street or boulevard which wives w ho plunge billows of Parisian life each yeur - gills of good family, well educated and g«-nt|v reared In refined homes, where comfort ami pmhups a certain amount of wealth exist. All aucli Kiris in Purls arc carefully guarded and guided and protected from a too Intimate ac quaintance with the life so familiar to the American student or tourist colony. A yntinc ■woman of 29. n gifted com- brings to your mind the fact that some ! ! M >scr an***i*erformer of music, told me area* hero or u**r liteiatnre or m„sl. \ nhf> hn ' 1 "ever yet been on the streets great hero or war ot liteiature oi in-i-b ; (lf Pai .,„ alonr< ,|„ v or night. I told ber oi art was once uxsm’lated w ith that I ,»f sights and entertainment*."supposed locality. Mtatues meet the eye at every! to be essentially "Parisian.” of which she had never even heard. With the exception of grand ojiera and a few of the greater theaters, she km vv nothing of the theatrical world of Paris, with Its hundreds of deml-nion- dalnes, "splendidly’-' attired, given free nccc«M to foyer and aisles, ami she knew., nothing of the cafe world, where these same women queen It for a few brief hours nightly, the cynosure of all eyes and the recipients of seemingly admiring attentions. All this Is familiar to the American girl In Paris And. however moral she Is. and how ever prudent and sensible, site Is nev ertheless subjected to danger In Its contemplation. There Is no such situation to be found lD_AtnerlcjL i _ At itololq lestmmin!- Mild at alMio- tcls, to be sure, one sees occasionally a woman w hose name is more familiar In ruce track circles than In drawing rooms. Hut she Is always accompa nied liv an escort, and Is always main taining a certain all* of i*Mpertubillty. Ihn the half world of Paris Is quite another realm from anything to he found In America. The hundreds, yes. thousand*, of t women who roin|>o*»» it make not the I least effort to be thought conventional or law -abiding. Th»*v dress cottspirii* I •Misly ami conduct themselves with a| freedom of manner ami a disregard .f ! ioiivenllons which make their status' known, and they are given free en trance to scores of theaters and to scores of cafes where they seel; the ac quaintance of desirable companions of the opposite sex. Man.' uie unattended: other* arrive -with an escort, or with mure A!lit 11 one. ami everywhere they are objects of at tention In theaters and cafes, where it is undeistood that they bring custom. The American gill, with her student theatrical magazine* and art revlrua. |subtle in their effect upon the Itnprfs- whlch often eulogize the women of the *lonoh!c minds of ambitious young tlie pleasure-seekIng Ameii-jidit uloglze the . .... half world. ‘T'lteae various magazines and review s—a half dozen or m ne displayed on all newsstands—1 am as sured by several Parisians are pub lished aolelv for the entertainment of strangers here. One may or may not take this ^statement -** obiM»hii«*—fH«q r but it would Is* interesting to obtain statistics regarding the purchasers of the |K>l1odicals. At all events, they are composed and can woman, with her tourist compan ion. sees all this glitter and glow of life—the stunning tostuines. the car riages, the dinners, the "ga\ life.” widely are commented ui“»n freely minds of ambitious young women working for Huccess In Paris, and ilndlng little encouragement In a life of loneliness, economy and g<M>d-|>e- ha\ lor. Tin icfore. I urge all parents to keep their daughters In America until they can secure conditions, for .ikem abruud which will insur** piotectlnn and com panionship and safe guidance over the many dangerous reefs In foreign wa- tci?-: and I urge every, man who carej l-t.-n. Ii writers «n<l *..1.1 !.v i f ‘" t,u i^l-plni-** f *•!» horn* to nr- . ,. ... company his w ife when she goes abroad vetiil#!-#. un.- of thns.. THOR- f ,„ „|. mK .. (i stav . or to c.mvlm* iuIii.-o l.o* I|.ubiisl.i..* o scrips of i,p,. t|, at |„ , .tpsirp—tn ro unattpnrtp.i articles called "Our **harmei*s.” Bach i< a menace to the peace ami security was the life and exploits of some deml- , 1 ^ domestic life. tnotoloiti.. of irost nr present times-* •'r.lirsl-nnilev, ryll.lnR else aft- —: 1 . . * . -^nLarit. .inay.Ju fur n liiolto in Paris, •. Z ;mg;-rvn.-;r-_noTnes-nT»t. .teen nnniRht ;imi enilionmenM Into prominence by kings, princes, mil- | „f women are so unlike the con- llonalres or men of genius. I ditions surrounding the AmerlcaiiH; but one of the most notorious of these jit will not do for a motto for Anierl- extulled as the J can girls rind wives, howevci artistic Pcrisl.i ELLA WHEE 1 ER WILCOX phase of Parisian ilfe. and she wonder If It can he that the Ideas III A merle: are too provincial; If these women an not better than the moralists would I women now living have us believe, and. If she does n>»t queen of her realm—the only existing I uiid ambitious they may he show her limited knowledge of human repie-entatlve of the departed glory of i And do not make the egotistical error nature by thinking the half world . su • old fJreece! j of taking if f«»i granted that because a very much worse than-the other half | The respectable young women of j woman's your dmightci or your wlf** Again. I must assert that It requires 1 Paris run no chance of reading these ' that she is hc-vond or above temptation much good sense, culm reasoning and a j magazines* or hearing such theories , and Incapable of forming false ideals tine balance for a young American I presented; but American women buy j of Ilf- woman to live In this atmosphere and I whatever they like at news stands and , “Le ad us not into temptation, hut de. not lower her standards I book stores at home, and they do the, liver us from evil." was meant for all Then, too, she buys and reads French j same here; and these Influences urejthe human family. THE RACE QUESTION - : By Mrs. Un A. Logan J HE HA«'K question grows apace j and has recently caused great* rnnmmtPm-att tin* ♦HOHrUyv^ “”YTc gTr ncr nrrrnuTmTTwt'iw ttrhHHmr f - this quealiou is coulitred to tin: negroes In the Honih ihst we lose sight of the Fat t that tr Is the cause o£ quite as nun li trouble In the North and West Tire -Orientals, -who Imve .wlthln the past few years come to this country in swarms, have in many cities crested great alarm on account of their Inti mate mingling with the young people of America There or-, of coursp. edu cated Japanese and t’hlnese who have been granted every « ourtesy and liber ty enjoyed by the citizens of this re public. hut in thcli wake a horde of undesirable |>er*nn* of these ra»*es have Insisted upon twtng accorded privileges and considerations to which they are not entitled, and which would he denied even to native American* of a like objectionable class. Their tenacity to their Oriental ideas of civilization, ed ucation ami social questions can not l»e denied, and as these Idea* are totally at variance with American ideas of good cttlzen'htp, It seems quite reason able that the people of the Putted States where there are to be numbers of Asiatic immigrants should be nl- ' lowed to he the judges of whut Is the , best method of providing for this class to the guarantee of proper protection of our own i*eopie tr un uncoveted asso. | elation* ami u tv American sentiments j and practices it has not been claimed i that even in <'.illfornl.t they were re fused the opportunity of acquiring ed- i Ucutton. The people of tin* state have, however. Insisted that there'shall la* | separate school* f,.r tit* Japanese and J the t’hlnese. and If thev were in earn- j MRS. JOHN A. LOGAN. because In the discussion of these questions the mistakes of these for eigners will he graphically pointed out. Fair-minded people must agree thnt great progress has been made In the negro question in the Houth, and If It were possible to raise up a few more such leaders for the colored race ns Xloukci T. Washington the sMotion of thin problem would be reached at an •■ t „b -l,,.-. Hii-nr"'*- P f ’I”’ a ... army AN INDIAN SKNATOR. question hn* made it dlfTUill!' beyond * Since tjnny dhsl. tin* mitloiinl congress Inis Im‘«*ii w I (limit an Indian senator. Now I j tlie want Itiis ls»en supplhsl by Kansas. - ■■ —■ — Itepreseiitutl'e i burlei « mth. who Is to i (Copyright, 190^, by Amerit an-Journal- dike Senator lleiismi's sent, whleli neiisoii I * Examiner.) i.Mik iu Muci'essiuu tu It ti it on lust year, I* . * Home, N«»w. In.ll ... III. mni.h-r ,.«» lltL- Kntv J ^ ft 1.1 v 1 tifiintl Hi .V I.110EY: V* By George V. Hobart M kix —f* mid 111*» fill Iti-t* 1 ei.-T.sT mm bet expression because of the fact that an | turn the Uierok.-e nii.e, anomaly 1* presenter! m i be c»m- : amt iramn ami LIunLeU ou j Dro:ul dltiniiK in the Hmith The ftegnu 1 * werr ! tk:* twrliH cf hie rw*tn se a- vi*lbU’ fcukvu.' brought to the Southland without con-J "f Ids right to fnun;* Imlinii leglslnt on in iidlmi l*e»*ii their descendants have been h» since the foundation of the government. The white people need tlie negro In the South. He is espei hilly fitted to ||\e anil labor there as no other iuce could, and there will come a tline.jyhen the Interests of the negro and the 'while limn will require the negro's presence | fn ,, fj,.,, | in the South. The experiment of Itnl- : n„. | n «u "Inuliin" states- spisil; of Tniii Illllgle . munv. (Mu* Is lie* Quay ami Wurrei Teller type wlilcti couldn't tlie red Ill-other Use irlng tti.it ailgtit and vu^glat lu gnt ’hlnchlniiatl. und know- dot y«m v ».l! mu del dtiiimner tnzr-eix. Vour mother says It dot l should ftff v.ni in hi* lei let all dcr Jiome-newe, vivil I vftll dll 11. All mi* quiet at home mil der eggs- ccption dot burglars broke in our house Vednesdrty night urtd stole half a dozen 1111,1 | knives, but dey showed vot had table im* I manners dey hat by forgetting to took itie ! der fork* also. I toll der police nbould I had Imimi guiiruiitusl to j it. but dey set der « lioke vas on dor \ t-<i|t[ier 11\etui ireiiiles nml luii'glurs. bemuse to took anydlng sharp tan labor bus been to a certain extent [ sgreeiin-.iis i lieir work lin* Ihs ii f«i tons- f |jkr a knife Jnttnuld leaving a penny for successful, hut no one save the negro j eii rlvcto mid "Jolty" the Imlinii" l ui lis • j, ,m s friendship can cultivate the large cotton planta- M- «f 1 l,, ’ I ,M * r -l"'‘ r 1 hV. till! vas l,oro Mt ho,nr mlt t,er "".IK, it ml thrm tire «l»f tnonl.1 ' ll1 ' i ^iVifti'.’.. 'im'n* .nn'Ini.-tlv" InSlti.. Uvl# | .•RKw-eiitlon . n *!**>' fernmmeter *ot South who recognize this fact. There Is no doubt that the men of wisdom .*r | |; „| both the black and white races will eventually agree upon an adjustment of the question on account of the Impossi. billtv of either to do without the other. The prophecies of Holy Writ have long since foretold the conflict that would arise, hut that peace and har mony would eventually unite all man kind. MRS. JOHN A. LOU AN. it. .•iinKrvH- ivl>" Tm« 11t.r .l >i.*i ud.lrr night un.l vent down it ijcnl wit li t’tif tiuslern IimIIiiii prot*- ti» t’rce degree* below keno. vlch burst- ... la Kaasm the.\ say that the nillremls j, ,| der vater pipes, und for two days ve fl.i t.it riutl*. It'd the IimIIiiiih. ut say . ( 1M , an ; ,nark of plumbers In our midst. I -at*-, at* glnd to if the rslluxuls tu *•»•■! ( S von of der most eggspenslve J Instance mic«i*f«i (outers. ^ |diseases In nil der history «»f nux vomlcn. V». vas all veil und happy at home For the Michigan Peachea. icai , ^ , i...t;.in,* cRRK.*o,„ion ^ ^ ur ^r,^ Isirltes Iniiniatc that It’s Just Ih 1 DOES RADIUM COME FROM THE SUN ? Is located then*.-lomsiug By Garrett P. Servi« est In tht Ir «b-ir.- to avail the of these oppot tuiutle* tlu-v « rrtalnlv | would not ioni|.inln any more than the nerto ha* the t ight t » ol»1»«t to -»:p«- | rat# school* In the 8«»uth. - these j T ll 11. lc.ld to umy Interesting speculatliins. s um* of tit#*in possfsslng th** highest Interest a* affecting the life ami com- tort of the earth's inhabitants. Just what part radium plays. If any. In the life phenomena of our globe siiQiise side of the earth—the prow of the t.*trestlini ship-might be expected to exhibit somewlint different atmos pheric phenomena from those expe rienced on the other side do not The rotation of the earth on Its axis . hut If It Is Important to us from would also have a sltuilat vlfect If *.t ltlt.it point of view, then the question oft were performed at a greater velocity.. 11h uiigin and of the continuance and ( hut since the velocity l> at about a i • guloi it v of the supply i** of prime * th.iusiuul tnifes an Iffpir. at the equator. 'int*-t«-it it appeal* too slight to play «n> pci- ' According «•* Professor Jolv’* •'tip- ceptlhle pan position, the sun darts forth particles Htippor-i tin Miiantlty of r.idlum emlt- of radium In all directions with siifll-j ted rtutn the -un should suddenly t** n * !« leu velo.iiv to enable them to reach | gnatlv ln« reused, or. on the other hand. •p'Tlght. 1907. by \V HE myntirv "f the oilgin of r.nll- tint lies Just received a new **\- plnnuthdi It copies from l»n»- r J. Jolv. of Ti lultv College. Hub- schools admit all appil. mt- la twi . n’lln lu Id- opinion, that wonderful certain as* * und have ui**t a- g"..,i. substance I*, not on. ..t the . rigtual teachets as those emp;.i\. i t . t.-a> it I«onstltm id.' of tin inrth l» ha- none the children of while . itizens «*f the ! to u-. and 1- stilj coming to n« from t’nltcd Htate* .,t..i t •»' have n«» right j hryond the IlmilM of our p ain t It- to ask for more than ha- 1 »• «*n a.. r.lcl * iii->-i pr.dmtd. source I- ti'* sun to them Tin complaint I- that then'I 1*t .f. -v,»| Jolv mp'u- in the Ib is a discrimination !»• tw** n them and t pi.j, .*. that it radium were, as ha* the children of other r.ati maMth - !•*-• J. tali' ht. n a-niuied. t regui.il Ing »lRht nf. Ill- f»'i umi "I! •'il.t*. .Kin... m ,.t in, .tit Hit. .**. UM. .tH„*ai .hr t "V .hiiIi In ul.mtt fou. .lava Tl.at no*,'that IU,* *U|i|tly 'lnml-1 l.uioptdi to .It • *• - . tn I hi rotk- In the foim «m l<" ntotlut . u„ u id mean a velocity of about n mil- denly full what would he the conse. *u mile* .in hour. !qu».n. t*’ Perhaps It would he serious Hltice the rndlum I- sent forth con- | mid perhaps Into t.ur house last Tuesday und stole t\... vases from der mantelpiece und four octaves Horn tier piano. I tolt der . police ahotiid it und der police smiled un lously. All \a* cherful here at home mlt • let eggsceptlon dot your I’ncle Her- m tn Hplevln Is 'visiting us from Pater- - u N Chav, und he has brought mlt . him an attack of nervous procrastlnu- ■ jtlon. vlch forces him to look a glass of viskey efery half hour py tier doc tor's orders, vlch Includes In der pre scription dot I must pay for der viskey. Der only satisfaction nbould It is dot GEORGE V. HOBAQT. Herman.vas on his vny to der Zoo ven lie arrived mlt us. und now It Is only a question of a few more half hours be fore his collection of vile mice und pink enterpedes vIII be complete. Ve vas all veil at home ipul eferyding vas peaceful mlt der eggsceptlon nf your mother, vlch concluded vunce more dot she vas getting too fat, so she secured annuder passion for physi cal torture to tease herself thinner. Last night nbould o'clock she hat an attack of Indian clubs, vim of vlch vas contagious, because It settled on my chest und spoiled by singing 'voice. Den she became uilachrd to u pair of dumbbells and struggled mlt dem for flvj* whmu*. until-run nf-dem left her mul. -Xiim. .ouhl . tlu'oqgh tier liedrpoo vlpdo'v, vlch caused a rush of police-' men it* der scene. For my (*art, I dink laintisa is n-* crime, blit an . angry dumbbell in der hands of a veak vom- un Is der vhir IcAdz ould cn der road to ruin. All vas quiet und peaceful at home mlt der eggsceptlon dot burglars broke Into our house T'urstay night und stole der alarm clock. Dls cornea as a great blow to me, because now I vlll not be able to know ven to vuke up ven der next burglars come around. I tolt der police nbould It. but dey set dot time vas flying und how could dey catch a tempus fuglt burglar mltould a airship* Ve Vila all veil at home mlt tier eggs ceptlon dot your leedle brother .Max has an attack of Indian fever, vlch caused him to took der carving knife und enter der parlor stealthfully. vare he climbed up In a chair und hcuI|mm1 a (minting of t’hoige Viusliington Cross ing der Delavare. He removed Chorge’a vlg from der right ear to u (mint nbould slgs Inches from der Chersey shore, und ven your mother found him he hat moved tier chair ofer unter a painting of Frederick der tiros*e und hat separated Frederick from all of his buttons und part of der Imperial hln. After sefernl doses of your moth- r's slipper der Indian fever has sup sided. und leedle Max Is so busy try ing to figure ould yen he vlll be able to sit down again dot he has no time f.*r udder eggsphdt*. 1’ddervlse ve vas all veil und happy at home. Yours mil luff. D. DINKEL8PIKL. Per t J purge V. Ilolmrt. THE PROFESSION OF FRIENDSHIP By John Anderson Jayne 0 I .III/* d ilph-d-l i emit • ti t" • Tr m - jn an l. havt tniinlgranis ft have manifest.it ti public, and Imv* I- • citizens, helping t-- !••■«■ dens of th.- nation in ranks «'f "UI him \ and the government .Mato died on the fbd.l >f L > have lieen l-'st u ►.*.» ti their adopted toumry. tbejr children's children all the prtvlleg.w An ,\ corded to chllJien *f n.f Bven the < ■ i*.i.-l ».*• •• tlwy can have ». withstanding th*" t * • the defense of Co 'a Own among *oi •** (•• *ph , “ Tht re l« li** cctnjt.i i - -li i .*••»'* n the •* due- of th** negr • and « f r*•• Jap- J _ anesc or t’hlnese. The go*si advtn "Li* h ! ..* • *i gtv- M en t*» tlie colored (*•-•»(■•• - old Le given to discontented r *• :t*,. p- i n* ^should learn by dr'<o«,'t. t- A n**t* ,?*. ,' Institution- nn*l loyalty ■ g i - mant they deserve to I nntu . I zed citizens of the rmt*i Nt.it* *■ »*«•- for# they complain «*I disittinina u • ■.against them. N«» nation on the gl do* would *.«\* » C|»cned wide hrr *1***0- and av.onuf * • jn* acquislt|,*n **f kn**"iedg* Mods as has the t’i.u* .| Ht.it* - t .lap- * aac-e utol t*hln«s«*. t.» -a' Ii 'tldm ib# friendshifi extended t » Jn|*aii In * 1 Vwr wit»' Rn-sia to** tino-h**n •• » friend of th# United States, nml it . to !>•* ho|*ed that attei a 11111** ietle* :t -u th# Japan* s«* "III ie«||z** that It t* a crai rle-* thing n them t*» tlemand un- . I* rr9s**n/.ble re.-vid*l**n There i* * qiiestli*n but what ttils*| trhO# 3ka:tvr wl 1 be i'JJosivd a' om.e. In tla element, titanium, then th** **f i* * •** , »an would ne*ess*irll' contain a 1 , o gic.n i quantity of radium than I- a. fuallv found In them Next, h* shoes * I,.it th*- ’ i.uitum loi.nd geneiall.' *il-- tn;.ut*.l all *»vei the i.utli can n**t ha\*' * oiiii* from 'oleanoes. h*« au-r th** Int- »e» at ■ local phenomena and ladluin I* , •' * s v" mi »■ Fliutllv. h\ the processor * \. lusmu. ii* j.rit'c- at the . **m li|-t**ti (hat th* onl\ piohahh s*>ur»c **f Hu* radium f**un«l *»n Un laitlt must he, nt forth con- space thiougli which tin* -UI! Itf-e-T? ti*»rr*VYTte- - un * ••mtiiu illy • xj c- lilWuUi -fiii44u (»•♦*♦*. \ m**iu th*"*- nullum mu • »* • S' i* amltig **u* * ii* •*uut» i - tin earth, losph**:* ft it* I. gi.tiluallN t hmuglit to the qutniii I* >• wrfaee well t*.* mini •I to tla •*ll settling d*»" n. sut fa* e »•! tin* min- and air tinuallv In Us tegular Journey ;.i.iund the sun mint be more oi less ili.u ge*| on all sides with |*ai Heirs *»f that suhst.un* . -•* that our gl«»be trav- 11 — through an tn'l-tble *1 »u*l **f radio, ii* - * I' n t outs. which shoot out from the -un itinl puss through s|»a»'e like the iavi of light, but "Ith much -mallei 11 loci t Jt • If this Is so. air.I If the velo*lt\ *»f th«- ~t ; >* U'mg radium U that asaJUicd by Pi - of l.i-t.i J,d" the motion * f the eanh m and ; Itx orbit rrtov t to\ -••iii** part In the lilting i» in strl.»l pin nomcna The th 11 it\els t « ,irl> nine on»l Iti Its *»i hit. o.. s.i hour Thl- i*> .itiout the assumed ' ••!*•« it? n nullum There -In a measurahli that 1 I' of radium tell, bo- i»ire.uly r« marked, the part placed |»y radium in th** economy of the ••ui ih as a habitable planet Is two ' et understood Itut Professor J.»l>'s tln - oia lends additional llitere-t t*> the sun ns' the source of hltheilo unicnignued effects up*m tire earth. F ALL the flowers that bloom In | pulse of the other thought, may hold sweet communion one with the other, though separated by great barriers of time and spuee. (.lire "Mite my or a neaumui j | Pn ,|shl|» I- the sacramental table omul which, full of l*»ve and dent in. true hearts may gather, ami "ith sweet remembrances of past rejoicing the gulden of life, on the Island of time, the sweetest and rarest white Illy of a beautiful frh mishit Friendship I- the Itest gift of the Eternal to man Ii- Impulses ai«- of divine oi.gin. j gratitude for present blessings and un deeply Implanted In the Iniwi - j S | H> | %I ,„ ph*(|g«> for future * o-o|*erutl*»ns. ,**•”•* *.*'•'*'— " r h*'nK* H» r*.*»t# i j fr ,„„ th ,, .„„ iam .. n , better nttml «"to..*. 1 nml n.'urM.M^hv I Hn ,, i f., bin,ten ,>f lUHUUK'S ESSAYS. !*\'\va.U\M F H• UK. and the gentle rain 'll** autl fit I a- it I- redolent with I’** 1 - I fume. *»nr would Imagine It an exoticT*'*;*• tr*»plcal plant, but under all *kjg*j tna! if the battle *«f life I thus flint Us r.»tc depth Ii * high *1 "Ith ;t- the w.iteis **f ii " dirrusing 'iu [ :::.y i.i*llum is ale i tin* arts side lh. n miles per , ' ' 70.000 miles ' • " • fourteenth liim* i\ of tim sun- • lould. iherefai**. up •* In the quuntt- wi**'i the atnu'sphei *• f ui. ti arth »**»m- t .i„„. i’oWAUDS cu that Mil lax Thare he ay «V live fried'* loeii a *i»wsr»l iwii town sum other a sweet-throated song- \, outstretched pinion-j an hear **ur troubled and per- p'tuih#**! spirit- far above tlu* noise and the cinnage of the butt Friendship Is the spirit of the Eternal which, admitted Into life, cherished and obeyed, makes of a Ilf** a glad, sweet song; rejected, turns life Into a parched and mocking desert, the only Inhabi tants of which at* false hope*, lost ambitions and baseless dream-. T*» profess friend-hip f«u a ifl'an Is t• ► t ^ make life's greate-t profession! When frll'n’d. m'ihVr"h# wlin‘li'rt'miiiy"* i l*">f*•»»■■•' , o.-".J-* ,1 «' « , *;1 '*• »<■>»«• and in all climes throughout all age sends forth it- flower and foliage to purlfv and uplift mankind. It is a delightful task to study Its gniwth and analyze lis well rounded an*l delicate consummation Hupp' the man who Amis friendship I Is paler tie who attracts friend-hip. while happiest of all Is he who retain- fi lendshlp. *'all not the chance ncqu«ln\nn lie your • till lulled "Ith the -UP-* • j.. , at * tmpam tug *11 >,l . I hat -I !«• of t lie < Side. f<> the "III silo It ih o.hei •i> wl i*ioCvsaoi July in he sun i- l-lng that nlwitx- *;•*••- ahea*! Ilk*' th.* f.„ p«.ve t'l rt sht|*. nrd tlt-rt* t*M^*ptamMj am *d rn«llum encountei imi-t he larger than *»n the i un It tin* cntraiwe **f the i a *i the atm**s|»hn *• were an •«n phenomenon - thnt i- t*» - .ill' means of deteitmg it- lill • n* * IS It IS |Ntssihh* that ti’ up, in the sup|dy abo'e ref»*rre»l »«» coal.l l*e limitsulet! If f«*i the mere sake *‘f ^ tihistiHtlon. It were !•* he assunoil that ’ *, ( fu -h iwtlium • in* 111ik the aimo-plo-i* | ,, (1 , ufTcvt# its vlcxtrlc xt*inlitlons, thru thu luxcitnl, th >*»m th -*x quat gi\• n time rear side • dlfTvi and sincere In hi- protestation-, he Is offering the -**« ret treasure.- of his life. ,7f the depth ot his heart's ufTet tl*»n ami t*irat|on his soul, theiefo » them al*»*ut the tilin' ^ - J",*k I*. bUKlnw* .iMKorlntp, njltlifi* I." *h» .► m ...,*> i»ik .' "ot .. tin. i y*«»f companion, Ii* *a iii lie s.t> s \Wi\ sloideiit , ’’n,.,..-' KMemUhlP I- ,h »’ aspllHtlt'll of his soul the w! * Siiml he nil II « ow-, friendship- max spnng utrioisnip IH * r f ', , n f f, i,. n ,|-hlP i- li a .a* -i irts talk lug ! not founded me chance meeting, husl- I profeszionoiirientismi . k.M-. z. touV riesi intwre-1 or v«*nipenlntlty though I rri ' prole, si n tiik ;•» ait these may enter Inti* Its coiii|»*taltlori. ( Ha(*py the uisii — — - p („ founded ,m honor, rrzpfct. love j kindred and truth, and. more than nil the-e. af Unity. Ki lendshlp ts the magnet I When you have a ft lend, hind him to your heart with hoops of steel, ami he ns true to him as you would have him he to you. Even in Kantai. If n topple of 11aim had crashed into each other at the door of the ladies* waiting room of th * union depot at about a o’clock this mottling m* one In the nepot would liaxe noticed it The depot mustei stood motionless holding up a morning p.;pt r—reading the Thaw trial. At tip lunch stand the "nitres*- cs drape** themselves over the* morn ing paper, absorbed in Hig Thaw trial. M th> n*w- -rand the young man In chinge leaned his bend **n Ills hands as h rt ticiit *v«'i a morning |iai*er. lost in tlie Thaw trial. At the windows of the llck*»t ortlcc the tlckit agent f«»rg*H all tn reading tht Thaw trial. In the "»*m- * n’s waiting i sun groups *»t women looked over each other’s shoulders, all trying t«* rem b «*tie |>a(*cr at the same t llnu -Thaw trial. The men are always j leading Hie papers lit the depot, s** It w i- nothing new to .-ee every man In tip* men's waiting room hurled behind his paper, deeplv Interrsted in the Tin*" trial - Atchison Globe. life' most • h • .mi Ignorant #nd Happy. - • .« *|.| . jutiiwiiilt **f U*i—ia i- « ***<*»\hr p-wui**-* «n,i .ill IIU !«li.*t.*kmj*li** show lib" to of tw* Itxes Influem < finds ul that Ids In art will rejoice . in the offering of the profession, i Unworthy th** man who trades upon his fellows with the sacred profession For Thot# With Hindsight. ! When n partner said to »'i|'*'ImII**!i. itis ! jjr*'iit wlil-i |»ln>» r. T, lf you hnd *l**m* **»• 1 aial ••*. xv»*‘i) have made stvninl so." lie ! ill" *v- r»*|*ll*il ; |»l*l you »*'cr hear of the story of your uncle n lot " "tn a un t V" | If the player laid heard It he would at Im—uip* silent, wot wishing to hear It . Ih it.* hi* h i- often tin lie |s silid ti 1*1 hern!* llltf Ualtluiore American. .... . - . iff gativc- i of friendship, and equally unworthy oflnKalu, It h • had not heard It , "nn,l"nrr tb- mnn uba. a. ui bts tile j t „iuv in l.l. C-Mnortinn „f Ih" BKine nnj |,r.i(,*KKl,,n In n aordld. K"IU»I> ki.I.Ii* i ,„.„,. ** RlvInR nothlnR In return, ami »h>> uki-k Tn ,. n «■„vri»ll-t> -mil,I fnmn nu,| ray la It In the marketing |.Iki*i- >,r amt.lllnn a „,i,, m „ >„|... to further hi# own personal and private I *'if your aunt b#*t Iwn a num she would iut»ed and balanced tu the YelntuMm- enda. > our aeile.' , -Waahlagtoa star. and complement *.f the fiat and czarina*# weakness i*f each with the stiength «*f e other. th. mu : CC#n<l-t.ln l» l"c.**lrrle« irleg.aph