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,| .in,■Jt ' 'I mwwflW!u,i ****** SECOND SBOTTON. VOL. V. NO. 225. The' Atlanta Georgian and News == __ ATLANTA, GA., SATURDAY, MARCH 23,1907. THE HALIiROOM BOYS THEY DO IT ON $0.50 PER. a wm>«. imr. w m The Sovereign States. By JAMES J. MONTAGUE. Tkt fraeidenL by wiring to tha Cali fornia Legislature. flopped th* yaeeagc o t a Mam met tiding the Japt.—Kewt • atm. T HE Mike Lagiabtcee »u doping • la* AKxkg a Icaljr oa Buck. Along with c ridat declaring bud .cider Sbosld Iw timed u a kupwuci drimk. When tha bbW Inm Moorawallow nw ■ Ilia Ml. Acd thcadored draaaticalyi "S1.7I i daw wa kaow that thia ball !•> Lat’a aaa wkal tba Whita Hcoaaal aajrP i And that vary night coma a menage: •Jon nro Endangering pence with that mink kh."—r. r. THE Fiends Solaaa wan acbag an ad 1.1 I AalMa» a Im aa iba awalb I Who la Iba Onaaad cad Pal- Baacb hotels Wbaa Iba Saaalaa hsOiag (rasa EvargUdabc Esclahasdi "Lai aa aal go aairayl Sock awaaaraa aa daaaa aaaaa |e aa jsU Aa Bctwhsl wiO iba Pnaidaat aa,?" That night come ■ wire: "Jon're going toe for; That 6(11 interferu with my peace plane.—T. H." THE Oiages lawmakerr bua3, toiled, j 1 Far tba Stata ni ia terrible toad Oi tawa la laatraic iba caudal of Aa rain Aad liaail Aa jockrabbih' spaed. Bat Jaal aa iba iukrakbil baB waa abaci To peecead aa b lagaliied way, A aaaoibaa oiadi “Gaola, ibia yara law b Bail wbal win lha Praaidaat aay?" Thie meeeoge that night gave the num ber* a far; "That Jockrahttt Hit will mean war — Jourt, T. R." They Attend a Dinner of the Sons of 76 and Buy Champagne. Mail for • Grave. "1 had a q soar jab 7 aa tarda,." aalif a' latter earrlar, aa ha warned hla oold blur; baa da “I dallrarad a arraath to a fTOTi." It hi a aaiall wreath at latsertaUai ; la a paataboard box. The addraaa waa Oraia at jaaaa Lara, Woodlawa CamaUry, nrat tot to Right of Smith Monument." "Tboaaaada of Uaaoe 1 had paaaad that! cemetery oa my resale, bst I aorer though: 1 I aiake a dallrary to ooa of Iba tombe. "Going In. I foosd the Lore *rara eaally. brushed the enow off the mossd with ay » aad team* the wrealb from Its boa. I II os tba bright green iroaa. 1 "I cowaldar that tba atraoxaat axperteicel ,of my foarteea years' aarrtea."—Ulssaapo-t ills Jos real. Tricks of Trade. At Brlrhtao two boy* ware charted with! Uaft of rabbit ekias. "What ! IT* tltl SbCV-JW ’ The Grand Opera War. By JAMES J. MONTAGUE. I^/JY child, if you hunger for huty wealth, and hone that you soon will be of cash that will put to bluih • piker ..sc poor John D„ Don't lUrt out to make That opulent stake By modern financial thrift. For the people might nail you And speedily j«il you In the light of the late up Eft It is easier far To become ■ atar In the heavy opera line, j And get handed outright Seven thousand a night For throwing down Hammerstein. T IME war when any old way to wealth had never a atain to blot it. And no one questioned you why or how, so long as they knew you'd got it; Bnt the late complaint Of. the thing called taint Is much in the public ear. So grow a voice And vou'D soon rejoice In a million or two a year. Get Conned to make ■ few bids oa you, and an African diamond mins Won't pay a tenth of the sum you'D get from the envious Hammerstein. [ OOK L- W1 at Bond, who ham't a sham of Cobalt or Standard Oil, Who never could trim the easier lamb or grind down a son of toil; In a couple of days He has bad a vast i : raise Aad is hotly hoping for more; While Signor Caruso Is hinting a fsw, so Hit pay will begin soon to soar. ' keep out of WaB Sheet and Transit and such and get on the Opera fine. And you'D get your own figure, no matter how much, from Conried and Bobbie’s Essays* By WILLIAM F. KQUC XT TSACBBB. » teacher la a laty. ska la tall * tkla A abaci forty «0> yaara all, •'■••1 art eary Sappy -'■■I Hally Jab. feerkaaa loan! git »ary Mi I !*- r I'Jta ns a An* hi : Hst will la tka altai gjWiFiw • l ¥* U 2 h .7„l\£!: , i e^aatt g wa abarpaa all tba ptaafla * dees ■ '' * W.ckbaarla A wilt *• ■ " — ian <6m J jw i •"as klo brail. A Iba Masher aa* That *•’*! ka M kufeiM. Ui obIj tla* kl* & *rm * l kftt* mi m* <•** STEAK. itaam la Wbal ease tram water after It glta tee bet ta be attll. H to fecal 1k. aa- State A aam flala ate. It kanla can faU at paapal aadl tba rata sg5r<sK: tSKSHUNKg faittr la tka water tkaa be aka be alwifa sSwts&SS-fesrSf MR. E. Z. MARK DELIVERS THE GOODS. ie.» this Is a pretty punky town. I'va baan hare two dtys and havsnt struck a thing yst By Jovsl Thera goea Mr*. E. Z. Mark Into that Woman’a Club. She has no furs on. Hoi An Idee. If Mr. E. Z. lo homo I think I eon manage a haul. 2. FLIM-FLAM FLATHI I’m tha butler down at the Women's Club. Mrs. Mark sent mo up to aok you If you would pltoee give mo her furs. Ehs finds It much colder out than she anticipated. MR. E. Z.—THERE! I told har vehan aha wont out that oho had bettor wear her furs. I. MR. E. r—Thors Now bo oarefirt of those hundred dollars. I Mil y do moke mo tired. They their own way and than t go to a let of trouble whan that their way la tha wrong way. dollar for your trouble. e you are, my man. a nirej they soot gla l you what, woman i Insist on having Knur-*"' Rnd out Here'S a t SxM . homo Kara oT > HOI 1 SOON govs them M our ( Koby l You've bm Wi n bast soot you Mx J aotoffure^atjsjjjjt The Dictionary of Miiinformation B WEX JONES, OSB—One who know* leas then his FIRtT ntPLOTB—Tbs Bets Is s uot. SXCOND BKP—Tbs Bear Is s sbBUA TRIAD nr.—Om I leak wkal UQfON—Oboolata. MONOOOBB—An calms! that doesn't know (ta nwa plural. 4 OCEAN—A etsm's bstbtob. OLIVE—A ptastmlsde cherry. PRJDTTTaiBL—Any girl sMstloasJ la a n swaps par story- lbs pUdlUC s pral«p»M of SO Bsmi prelacet a kaalla si larwlattara U aanrt. TOUCH (OoBafulsl)—Tbs set of tx- trxctlot eolo grxeafony. Dear BUI—I let Isle as srrcSMBl wtlb Karl Jssalss yastarday a boat yea. Oa asli S ataau to*tas. TWIN*—A cstastropba JUST KIDS. CmntdM. ISOI. ha Asm “Yer mskao t fine looking horeo, Reggla. but I’m glad I ain't got no money up on yer. i' yar father aheuld aaa ytrT" ■Wall, Ur Ull da trutK I’d bo idnd of gltd Ur have un ascuaa tar trow dlo butt owsy." THE CITY GAMBLER. By WDLUAM F. KIRK. r» • 9kmmT 4> nij. {?******»>**■ *i*ewil rfsita. Bal tba kba decided la laba the cbaaca. THE Isis war op feAeasaneefttki. 1 Aad suds Ua any ihrea* dw a^k dtaai Cmmmlag bard it die mbaa] al Smpaeaa. Hi* aye pern shifty. Isis (aaa paw Uoaa, Faarfat af psawbfa' ftsbwxy fan, Leeeiag bb aCu baMhg acs When lbs alaraUr cm apt lo Ui Fnm lea marohg UA la Ui wMcipbt Maas Taiiag s chance, Isbtaf a Aaaaa. ANaUmymswuUlbU. ** “Ha'a gal sebanaa." Aapbyaician aaiA But It-,. M mam we/Lai—a weary •+— "Fat laban cbsneaa aaemA- Caaal-bya." No Rccnabod Allowed. Paltramsa Ita tnarsKI kora baas wofalb tut f« laltarto* hr this atiwus B list tco haurt. RJtkar yea tataad