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« receipts lor’JLauyuiei uy tuc ucvl v^viiuc £uuih& in jamcuca 1_ ~ ' ; fPjfatfl»A KM H « « ailMli MMMUI The Hall-Room Boys. 1 The Origirv of the Bridal Veil. Coprrffbt, 1900, of A mrric*n-JcaruAl-Examiner. i n 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000080000000000000000000 0 OOOOOOOOO'OOOSH’i HA! HA! JUST AS 1 THOUGHT! I /(NEW THIS FELLOW WOULD FAIL! HE DIDN'T KNOW HOW frO RUN A BUSINESS!] BANKRUPT* SALE STORE I COULD HAVE SHOWN HIM HOW TO MAKE |T Pay JUST AS I'VE DE VELOPED MY , OWN CONCERN ! TWww 1. YOUNG MAN—Mr. Mark, I have 2. MR. E.Z.—Ye Godal Thla la tha 3. MR. E. Z*—Young man, pardon MRS. MARK—Why, E. Z., you talk been engaged by Mr3. Mark to act as OUTRAGE of all outrages’ I'll not mP ; it is not your fault, I know. But like a groundworm. I engaged no tiyour personal guardian and protector; have a guardlanl I need no keeper! I'll give you your month's notice NOW. guardian for you. Whatl You paid to guard you against the wllea and Out with youl Here Is one hundred dollars—four him a hundred dollars? E. Z. Msrk, snares of shafpers, bunco men, etc. 1 YOUNG MAN—But, Mr. Mark, I weeks’ pay. Oh, Just wait until 1 get NOI It's not a guardian you need; am instructed never to leave you out hive a contract with Mrs. Mark 'or home. Something Is going to drop neither Is It a careaker or a keeper. $23 a week and a month’s notice In THIS time. GUARDIAN! KEEPER! A atraltjacket and a padded oell for case of my not being needed. CARETAKER! yours—that's what! : of my sight- fe THE SIMPLE JOYS OF COUNTRY LIFE. 0**rtCM. im, ly A—1— Iwnw 1-Kiftaw. aonaor’onooaaaaoaoo ooopooooqoooooooooooqoooo^ chsTJWoWffffSfflfy