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lightning to tempestuous seas. This dis
tribution cost more than $200,000 last
year, notwithstanding the value re
ceived in barter and cash.
The American Bible Society em
ploys a small army of from four to
five hundred men of intelligence and
ability. These in turn employ great
numbers of native colporteurs who
travel inland upon waterways, over
mountains, through forests, with their
packs on their backs or with strange
caravans of men or beasts of burden.
OXIDINE.
A Chill Cure in Every Bottle.
Guaranteed under National Pure Drug Law.
RIDICULING THE SPEED LIMIT.
To prove the absurdity of the law
limiting the speed of automobiles in
New York City to ten miles an hour
(a law which, if rigorously enforced,
says a writer in The Car, would bring
the entire vehicular traffic almost to a
standstill) The Warned Instrument
Company has produced a giant speed
indicator. The Car publishes this de
scription of the instrument:
It is ten feet high, four feet in diam
eter, with figures 12 inches in height,
mounted on an automobile chassis and
driven from the transmission shaft.
Running through the streets of New
York the speed of the vehicle is vis
ible to all, the intention of the Warner
Company being to show the public the
rates of speed of various types of ve
hicles, and to draw attention to the
inconsistencies of the present restric
tions. The first public display took
place recently in New York City, the
driver being instructed to swing
round a circle on Broadway from
Sixty-third street to Sixtieth street at
the legal rate of ten miles an hour.
The result was astounding. The ma
chine was kept accurately and care
fully at the regulation speed as shown
by the indicators, and at that rate of
travel was passed by everything on
the road except the heaviest teams.
Every automobile, all the street cars,
all buggies, all cabs were violators of
the law. In fact, the only law-abiding
users of that particular portion of
Broadway were, in addition to the car
carrying the indicator, a five-ton elec
tric truck and two or three heavy
teams.
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A LITTLE PREVIOUS.
This story is well in keeping with
the spirit of the age. A Bronx man
tells it about his little boy. The neigh
bor’s young hopeful was very ill, and
Willie and the other youngsters in the
block had been asked not to make any
noise in the streets. The neighbor’s
door bell rang one day and she opened
it to find Willie standing bashfully on
her front steps.
“How is he to-day?” he inquired in a
shy whisper.
“He’s better, thank you, dear, and
what a thoughtful child you are to
come and ask.”
Willie stood a moment on one foot
and then burst forth again, “I’m orful
sorry Jimmy’s sick.”
The mother was profoundly touched.
She could find no further words to say,
but simply kissed him. Made still bold
er by the caress, Willie began to back
down the steps, repeating at intervals
his sorrow for his playmate’s illness.
At the bottom step he halted and look
ed up. “If Jimmy should die,” he ask
ed, “kin I have his drum?” —New
York Tribune.
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OVERHEARD BY A NATURE-FAKIR.
First turtle—“ Grandma is nearly
four hundred years old and has lost
all of her teeth.”
Second turtle —“Well, then, she has
a soft snap.”—Life.
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The Golden Age for September 12, 1907.
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skin. Then ask him if he would recommend
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LOCUST GROVE INSTITUTE, Locust Grove, Ga.
Preparatory School For Boys and Girls. Departments: Literary,
Music, Elocution, Bible, Business. New Buildings, good equipment, superio
teaching force, best influences. First class in all its appointments. The advan
tages of the high-priced school placed within the reach of boys and girls of
moderate means. Summer School now in session. Pupils may enter at any
time. Write for catalogue and full information to CLAUDE GRAY, President.
I Full College Courses For Catalogue & full 1
with Music, Painting Information Address
and Elocution 65th Ses- John W. Gaines, Pres. I
slon Begins Sept. 10, ’O7 | or Wm. S. Cox, Mgr. I
BRENAU COLLEGE-CONSERVATORY
FOR YOUNG LADIES GAINESVILLE. GA.
Faculty of 33 members; students, 344; states represented, 20.
Fifteen elegant buildings, including four sorority houses.
Standard college courses four years; also special two-year courses for
high school graduates.
Three members of Conservatory faculty have been directors of music in
other institutions. School of Oratory is the only separately organized school
in the South offering complete courses.
Courses in Domestic Science, Physical Culture, Painting, Stenography,
Typewriting, etc.
Preparatory School for young students. Apply for catalogue.
When writing Advertisers mention The Golden Age.
UNKISSED CHILDREN.
This world’s a rare and joyous place
For those who deem it so,
With smiles enough for every sac
This is no tale of woe.
But yet, when all’s been done and said,
Some little children creep,
At cuddling time, unkissed to bed
And sob themselves to sleep.
Their daddy’s off at work, somewhere,
Their mammy’s tired and worn,
Both burdened down with carking
care
From the first break of morn.
Each love-starved young one on the
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Has troubles by the heap,
Yet each must go to bed unkissed
And sob himself to sleep.
Oh, world of sunshine mixed with
storm,
Oh, world of tears and joy,
Oh, world of frozen hearts and warm
Oh, world of man and boy!
Less were your sorrow, less your
dread,
If, when night’s shadows creep,
Each little lad went kissed to bed
And smiled himself to sleep.
A NEW LEGAL STORY.
The list of good legal stories has
been increased by one that is creat
ing a good deal of amusement among
judges and lawyers. As it goes,
Chief Justice Falconbridge, of Ontario,
Mr. Justice Briton and Mr. Justice
Riddell, a newly appointed judge,
were sitting together as a court in
Toronto not long since. According to
some legalists who were present the
presentation of argument on behalf of
one of the clients was rather prolix
and not very much to the point, to put
it mildly. Mr. Justice Riddell, who,
by the way, was not to the same ex
tent inured against the tediousness of
the proceedings as were his colleagues,
was observed to pass one of them a
slip of paper, on which, presumably,
were written some notes on the case.
Immediately the “notes” were read,
however, by his colleagues, there was
a subdued suggestion of mirth appar
ent on their part. It turned out that
the “notes” read after this fashion:
THE “NOTES”
(With apologies to Mr. Rudyard Kip
ling.)
“’Oo is it makes that bloomin’ noise?
Asked Files-on-Parade.
“It’s counsel’s openin’ argument,”
The color-sergeant said,
“’Oo ’as to ’ear the bally stuff?”
Asked Files-on-Parade.
“The chief and his two hired men,”
The color-sergeant said.
“For he doesn’t know his law, he mis
represents the facts;
His logic is so rotten you can see
through all the cracks,
And he’s pretty sure to get it where
the chicken got the ax,
When court delivers judgment in the
morning.”—Montreal Star.
H
HE HAD TO COME OUT.
Self-evident propositions are some
times funny—either through statement
or collocation. A soft-headed fellow,
crossed in love, undertook to drown
himself, and actually waded into water
over his head. But, very shortly, he
came to land puffing and snorting, still
unhappy, but very much alive. Then
some other fellows who were in hiding,
with intent to rescue him if there were
real danger, came out and fell upon
him, asking him if his courage had fail
ed. “’Fraid! I ain’t no more ’fraid
than ever I was,” the would be suicide
retorted, “but I never thought about
it before —down thar under the water,
I couldn’t git my breath —so, of course,
I had to' come out.” —Success.
CANDOR.
Mabel (aged six) —Ain’t you afraid
of our big dog? The parson (very thin)
—No, my dear. He couldn’t make
much of a meal off of me. Mabel-
Oh, but he likes bones best! —Chicago
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