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WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 24, 2022
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What this angry
world needs is
a lot more Hope
My friend, Norm
Solon, was a jour
nalist and speech
writer for some of
the major compa
nies and trade asso
ciations in the coun
try. Now retired, he
recently shared with
me some of the once-in-a-lifetime opportuni
ties he experienced in his long and distin
guished career.
For starters, how being at the launch of
Apollo 11 in July 1969, which sent Neil
Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin to the moon while
Michael Collins orbited the command module
Columbia around the moon, awaiting their
return to the spacecraft before heading back to
earth. Those of us who were around 53 years
ago witnessed that historic occasion on televi
sion. Norm Solon was there up close and per
sonal.
I could fill up this space with all the famous
people he has met and worked with over the
years, but one name jumped out at me in our
conversations: Bob Hope. It was while at
Texaco that Solon had the chance to meet and
interview the legendary comedian who served
as a spokesman for the company.
For those of you who are interested in what
famous people are really like, Norm Solon says
Bob Hope was as nice and genuine as you
would have wished him to be. Bom in
England, he was nonetheless the epitome of a
Great American. With a career that covered
nearly 80 years, Hope appeared in some 54
feature films and was a long-time fixture on
national television and who can forget “Thanks
for the Memories,” his Oscar-winning theme
song.
But he may be best known for his dedication
to supporting our military. For a period span
ning a half-century, Hope made 57 tours for
the USO, entertaining troops in World War II,
Korea, Vietnam and the Persian Gulf. I look
around today and realize there are no Bob
Hopes anymore. No Jack Bennys. No Red
Skeltons.
As with most everything going on in our
society, comedy today is mean-spirited and it
seems no comedian can get off what passes for
a joke without inclusion of the F-word.
Speaking of the environment in which we
find ourselves today, Bob Hope hosted the
Academy Awards 19 times, more than anyone
else. Fortunately, he wasn’t around to see actor
Will Smith jump up on stage during this past
year’s ceremony and slap host Chris Rock for a
remark about Smith’s wife, Jada Pinkett Smith,
which he found unfunny. How is that for comic
relief?
Hope’s humor was topical but not abusive.
He was known to pick on the current White
House occupant, whether Democrat or
Republican. However, unlike current nighttime
TV yakkers, his jibes were never mean or mali
cious.
Hope once remarked that the key to joking
about the president was to make “an insult
humorous so as to only dent the presidential
ego, not damage it.” And that he did.
My favorite Bob Hope quip about presidents
concerned Jimmy Carter’s interview with
Playboy Magazine and perhaps the most
famous unpresidential comment in the maga
zine’s history. Carter said, “Eve looked on a lot
of women with lust. I’ve committed adultery in
my heart many times.” To which Hope
remarked: “Wasn’t Carter’s interview in
Playboy something? He talks like Billy
Graham and dreams like Sinatra. Now we
know what he’s always smiling about.”
President Clinton said of Bob Hope, “When
he makes fun of me or any other president, I
think we know he’s doing it with a genuinely
good heart and a good spirit and in a way that
helps us to laugh at ourselves. And I think we
all need to laugh at ourselves a little more.”
Amen.
That leads me to wonder how Bob Hope
would have related to Donald Trump, clearly
one of the most thin-skinned individuals to
ever occupy the Oval Office. Whatever humor
Hope might have applied would have probably
been met with angry, insulting and hyperbolic
tweets. Why should Bob Hope be different
than any other person walking Earth?
And I get giddy thinking about Hope’s reac
tion to humor-impaired Marjorie Taylor
Greene and her comments about the Gazpacho
police and her concern that Bill Gates is trying
to feed us meat grown in a “peach tree dish,”
meaning, I assume, a petti dish. But who
knows?
All I know is he would have had a field day
with her. It is too bad that Bob Hope is gone
along with his unique brand of humor. I wish I
could have met him, but I am glad I know the
man who did. To my friend, Norm Solon, I say
thanks for the memories.
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DICKYARBROUGH
Columnist
Those small things in life
Life can be
full of so many
irritations and
annoyances.
If we think
about it, we
can probably
find five things
to get upset
about before 9 a.m. most
days.
Those aggravations may
seem minor, but they can
feel quite big.
“It’s getting on my
nerves.” I’d declare when I
was younger. The “it” was
questionable, yet justified,
I’m sure.
“You’re too young to have
nerves.” Granny would
reply.
I don’t know where she
came up with that. There’s
not an age requirement for
being irritated.
But it wasn’t big things
that were working my
nerves.
Not at all.
It was the little things -
those small annoyances that
needled at me and that I
turned over and over in my
mind, examining from every
angle.
I did it as a child, and I
really do it now. Boy, do I
do it now.
I can think of those small
slights and oversights that
make me wonder if some
one meant to say or do what
they did.
The improprieties. The
lack of personal boundaries.
All the tiny, little things
that probably most
people would think
nothing of but to
me, add up to being
a big deal.
“You can’t let
every little, bitty
thing get to you.”
Granny said.
“You’re overreacting.” That
was something, coming
from the reigning Queen of
Blowing Things Out of
Proportion herself.
Granny could take the
proverbial molehill and turn
it into a Mt. Everest sized
mountain in about two sec
onds flat.
Someone didn’t praise her
biscuits.
Her cake wasn’t the first
one to vanish at the church
potluck.
Those little things got to
her in many ways.
It’s not just those
moments where we feel like
we’ve been slighted either.
There can be instances
where things have intention
ally done that add up. The
failure to reach out to some
one when you know they’ve
had something happen.
Neglecting to say thank
you when it’s needed - and
it’s always needed.
Even those moments
where we’re ignored may
seem like not a big deal and
maybe it’s not; unless
you’re the one being
ignored.
People typically think
those small things don’t
matter, but they do. Think
of how annoying a gnat can
be, flying around your face.
It may seem small, but it’s
still a nuisance.
Sure you can ignore it.
but it makes it hard, espe
cially when it’s diving for
your eyes and nose. It may
be small, but the annoyance
factor can be big.
A mosquito is pretty
small too, but it can create a
huge annoyance, especially
if it bites you.
Or, a hangnail. That’s
something you may not
even notice until you’re in
the shower, washing your
hair and it pulls the hair
through it and you feel
every nerve in your finger
scream in revolt.
All of those things are
small in size, but when
something has riled it up, it
can make a big aggravation.
On a bigger scale, we let
interactions with someone
build up with us until they
say one thing jokingly and
it either cuts us to the quick
or makes us angry.
Maybe it’s a matter of
what we’re able to tolerate,
too. Some things may not
bother us at all, but other
things can set our teeth on
edge.
Things that really work
my nerves roll off my hus
band’s back, and vice versa.
It’s just a matter of what
one finds annoying, upset
ting, and unnerving.
Mama says that I don’t
take people picking on me
very well.
SUDIE CROUCH
Columnist
I think she was saying in
a roundabout way that I am
too sensitive.
There’s something about
those elder women in my
family: they tend to be the
proverbial pots calling out
this kettle for the things
they do.
“I’m sure they were just
going on with you,” Mama
said recently when I men
tioned an exchange I had
with someone. “You tend to
take everything so personal
ly.” It’s not that I take
things personally, it’s just
that those little things after
a while can feel calculated
after a while.
Eventually, you start to
realize there’s a little bit of
hidden intent in each little
jab. and after a while, it
starts to find its mark.
And it’s typically those
little things that become
those big things, too, build
ing up until we feel like
we’re in a pressure cooker
and explode.
There’s a familiar saying
that it’s the little things that
matter: I think that can also
be interpreted as meaning
those little things can also
be far more significant than
what we think.
Just as those small things
can bring bigger joy and
happiness than we realize,
they can conversely add up
and bring a bit more irrita
tion than we ever thought
possible, too.
Sudie Crouch is an award
winning humor columnist.
DR. ANDERSON
We will not get rid of COVID until all of us do our part
By Dr. Larry Anderson
Anderson Family Medicine
I am not sure what else I can tell
you about viruses that you do not
already know. You already know what
to do to prevent you from getting them
and what to do when you do get
infected.
So today we need to talk about
Fentanyl. A very useful medication
when used properly by trained person
nel and for the right indications. A
very deadly drug when not used cor
rectly.
In Los Angeles this year over 1.5
million tablets of Fentanyl have been
seized. Arizona had one SUV with
about 500,000 tablets of Fentanyl. Not
sure of the count from other areas
around the border. This does not count
tablets where Fentanyl is disguised
with other prescription medications.
The concern is the new Fentanyl
comes in a variety of colors. It is hard
to tell what is safe and what is not if
you try use color as a guide. School
age students seem to be at higher risk
than others. Probably because of many
factors of which most do not make
sense.
Here is your guidance. Do not take
anything that did not come from the
pharmacy. This means you know who
prescribed it, what pharmacy filled it,
why you are taking it and why you are
taking it. “I got this from my Aunt’s
house so it is safe for you to take” is
not assurance that it safe for you.
Share this with your children. Be
safe. Thanks for reading.
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