University reporter; (Athens) 18??-current, December 03, 1887, Image 3
* i LOCALS. A large number of students list- entened with interest to a sermon on •‘Predestination,” last Sunday', by Dr. Mill, at ike Fresh Vtei;i-iii). Mr. Asa T. Drake, of last year's Sophomore Class, is visiting friends here. Hi w ill not return to college until next year. We karn that the benefits of the Athenaeum .Salmagundi Club of old will lie revived on Monday night hi the inauguraiion of a series of lee tubes by various prominent citizens. Prof. White, o,f the University, will lecture mi “'lhe Dutch and their country.” “To he, or not to be,” invited? That is the question. Jessica Thomas aud Joe Physiol- will appear in Athens at the Opera House in a variety show on Dec; 15, 16 and 17. W. A. Jester has the finest fruits to he found in Iji.e city. Mr. Almon lias given a new term to the Science of Biology. The other day in Dr. Jones’ recitation room, he remarked that the hydra and other forms of lower animals had the power df usUrp'ition iu a re markable degree. Oysters served-.in any style at W. A. .Jester’s. Editor Pope-takes the ground that a uiau’s soul is in, his slomayh. No doubt Ids is. anil it is a very hearty soul at that, getting very hungry and requirng to be stuffed every day. . . ■ . I rj The best assortment of Grapes, Oranges, Apples, Bananas, etc., ever brought to Athens at W. A. Jester's. The young ladies at the Home School call Rein Crawford “Uncle Remus.” The Junior Class elected their foot ball team last week, and expect to play close games with other teams. The following are the play era: Charbqnnier, Collier, Cooper, Crawley, Fleming, Hardeman, Stow art,- Polhill, Vamedoe, Willcoxon and .Warren. , : Our genial friend, Nash Broyles, bad the misfortune to fall from a bi cycle, and severely sprain Ids ankle. He is walking around again, and his friends are glad to see him out. In, the comments on the Unicer aity Library given a few weeks ago we are informed by the Librarian that we omitted to slate that Mr. Hugh M. Comer, ’88, is the great newspaper reader of the University. He delights to pore over the free trade article of the Macon Tele graph especially; and it is probable, and appropriate, that 88’s prophet will next Commencemept proclaim Comer the coming politician of'tl.e Class. Col I.-upiluiii Yancey, ul Rome, a uradua :<• of the University, is visit ing in Mliens. By ru c taken a few nights ago. it was |sct-rtaiued that the Summer l>y a large majority. Jones (wno had missed a questhl ini French)-: “Professor. I stndiei it that way.” Prof: ‘I’ll hot voi tin cigars von didn't, if you sludiei it at all” Percy hacks down, j Tliefrratie hri-liancv of the Sopl » omore Class, which has made it so famous in French, must expend it self before reaching the mother tongue, English, as is shown bv the following, in a Sophomore recitation, (rum Pint'. Mortis; “I will give you gentlemen on the back seat Kero, and mark you absent.” For wit, wisdom, etc., Prof. Wood fin is always in the lead, as witness the following: “A man without self respect is a mere clothes horse, and a patent digestive machine. In the way of fraternity notes, the Ra-outer has the following: Delta Tau Delta has added one new member. Mr. Z. C. Hayes, Crawford. Ga.; and S. A. E. also one, Mr. Henry Jackson, of Atlanta. For weeks, the University chapel bell has refused to give forth those ringing peals which were wont to waken Students from their morning slumbers. Its tongue had been torn from its mouit^ and it was unable to express even the indignation which it felt over the outrage perpe trated upon it. However, the dumb may he cured; and we learn that in a day or two, the liquid chimes will again lloat out on the wintry air, summoning us from other occupa tions to the flowery ficiion(?) of Physics, the dry realities of Mathe matics, and—let it be said—to the revival uf the Friday night prayer- meeting. Long may it be, ere the music of the college bell is silenced by the hand of violence. Prof. Rutherford, illustrating the circle, the other day told “Fresh Collier he was ‘talking in a circle, and that was the most fitting exam pie he could give. “Fresh” Thomas wishes to know where the campus is. A young lady at Staunton, Va., designates Jno. P. Upshaw as the “Georgia Spider.” The Senior Class have organized la Glee Club with the following members: Estes, Wright, Mell, Brown, Davis, O. S., Smith, Davis, W. A., Bonduraot, Boone, Coile, Lit tle and Broyles. A meeting of the club is called for this afternoon at the residence of Chancellor Mell, at 3:30, when the organization will be permanently effected. The club will select some beautiful songs, and fine music may be effected. The last week or two lias seen many pleasant scenes, but none more delightful than t hose enacted around Thanksgiving boxes received from liome bv some uf the University's graduates. The writer was first called upon to participate in the funeral ceremonies of a package re ceived by Will Ellis. ’90. Norslia 1 lie forget the pleasures in a similar ceremony over a huge cake received by a Penior, to utter whose name would he all (W)riglit. To complete the pleasures of the day, we entered with zest upon the conquest of a box received oy Boh MeGotigli. ’89. containing such delicacies as ou.y the red hills of Monroe county can produce. After reading the above we are certain that our readers will excuse any dyspeptic symptoms which may characterize tlu-se col- u m ns. There is a student iu the Junioi Class—yes, a student—who has font- sets of Chemistry lectures, al! taken different years, and by different pet sons. For three or four hours he pores over these, learning the differ ence between marsh gas and water. Not content with this preparation, lie sits on the hack bench at recita tion re-enforced by his four sets tor anything on which he may he ques tioned; and, to make his calling and election sure, he pledges all his neighbors to prompt him. Surety, soeh determination and thorough ness of prepai at ion, deserves its re ward; and betting is a beaver hat to a Stillwell House buckwheat cake t hat he will lead the “poetry of science.” The Waiter Drill, given for the benefit of the Y. M. C. A. buildin- , was a complete success. The drill was admirably conducted by Mr. John D. Mell, as captain, and Miss Mary Nicholson.as orderly sergeant. The young ladies reflected great credit upon themselves, and those present were highly pleased. The young ladies of Lucy Cobh Ir.sti lute, were out Friday night, and joined in making the affair very pleasant and entertaining. Two handsome presents were given to the two best dtilled young ladies—Miss Mary Nicholson taking the first prize, and Miss Maude Talmadge the second. Prof. Willcox deliver ed the prizes in a very spicy manner. Captain J. D. Mell was presented with a flue gold-headed cane by Miss Katie Rutherford, in behalf of the company of young ladies. The proceeds footed up a very nice sum and every one was pleased in every respect. We await another such event with pleasure. A few evenings since, a Reporter editor in company with two seniors wended his way forth to enjoy the company of some of the opposite sex. Time flew and 10 o’clock came only too scum. But it turned out that time was not the only t litng tliut flew that night. On their way homo, the company was ooligeil to pass by the lonely cemetery just east of the cam- pits As they traveled bravely on ward, there suddenly hurst upon their alert ears the sound of flying missies. Rock, bricks and various other implements of warfare Hew around their heads in a manner cal culated to disturb their composure. The locality naturally suggests glmsts, hut who ever heard of such active aud warlike unseen spirits. The next supposin'n made by the retreating party was that the assail ants were of that tribe known as “factory fiends.” However, it was soon discovered that they were do others than fellow students, who were, intent upon easting impedi ments, or rather rocks, upon the so cial : spiratious of the visitors. It is now s.iiil that in returning from future visits the above guests will make a circuit of the town and re turn iu a direction opposite from iliatin which they set out The Juniors are at present very much delighted with the “barba rous” words as well as the startling conclusions of Logic. We observed a few days ago thatCleve Wilicoxon looked very much troubled about something, and mildly asked the cause. “Well, " said he, “Some men are liars ; 1 am a mail ; therefore, according to logic, ! But tiiat ain’t so. Logic is a mighty funny thing, anyhow.” SOCIETY HEWS. Miss Mary McGebee, of Atlanta, will be in the city to morrow. She will be the guest of Miss Saliie Fleming. It will be a delight to her many friends to read of her near visit. Mrs. A. G. Whitehead, of Waynes; boro, is expected in the city some time this week, on a visit to Miss Haidee Routzhan. We are sorry to disappoint- the readers of this issue in regand to the L. C. I. Dots, They failed to put in appearance. Miss Minnie Brown,Who has been on a visit to Dr. Lowranfce, has rei turned to her home in Gainesville. Misses Holt and Wright, of Ma. con. will visit Miss- Saliie Fleming during the comiDg-week. The event of the season will be the entertainment given next Tues day evening, complimentary to Miss Emma Carrol, of Augusta. The many friends of Miss Clau dia Lewis will be glad to learn that she will spend the coming winter in the Classic City. She intends tak. ing a coursa of reading under Mrs. M. A. Lipscomb.