University reporter; (Athens) 18??-current, December 03, 1887, Image 3

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    * i LOCALS.
A large number of students list-
entened with interest to a sermon
on •‘Predestination,” last Sunday',
by Dr. Mill, at ike Fresh Vtei;i-iii).
Mr. Asa T. Drake, of last year's
Sophomore Class, is visiting friends
here. Hi w ill not return to college
until next year.
We karn that the benefits of the
Athenaeum .Salmagundi Club of old
will lie revived on Monday night hi
the inauguraiion of a series of lee
tubes by various prominent citizens.
Prof. White, o,f the University, will
lecture mi “'lhe Dutch and their
country.” “To he, or not to be,”
invited? That is the question.
Jessica Thomas aud Joe Physiol-
will appear in Athens at the Opera
House in a variety show on Dec; 15,
16 and 17.
W. A. Jester has the finest fruits
to he found in Iji.e city.
Mr. Almon lias given a new term
to the Science of Biology. The
other day in Dr. Jones’ recitation
room, he remarked that the hydra
and other forms of lower animals
had the power df usUrp'ition iu a re
markable degree.
Oysters served-.in any style at W.
A. .Jester’s.
Editor Pope-takes the ground that
a uiau’s soul is in, his slomayh. No
doubt Ids is. anil it is a very hearty
soul at that, getting very hungry
and requirng to be stuffed every
day.
. . ■ . I rj
The best assortment of Grapes,
Oranges, Apples, Bananas, etc.,
ever brought to Athens at W. A.
Jester's.
The young ladies at the Home
School call Rein Crawford “Uncle
Remus.”
The Junior Class elected their
foot ball team last week, and expect
to play close games with other
teams. The following are the play
era: Charbqnnier, Collier, Cooper,
Crawley, Fleming, Hardeman, Stow
art,- Polhill, Vamedoe, Willcoxon
and .Warren. , :
Our genial friend, Nash Broyles,
bad the misfortune to fall from a bi
cycle, and severely sprain Ids ankle.
He is walking around again, and
his friends are glad to see him out.
In, the comments on the Unicer
aity Library given a few weeks ago
we are informed by the Librarian
that we omitted to slate that Mr.
Hugh M. Comer, ’88, is the great
newspaper reader of the University.
He delights to pore over the free
trade article of the Macon Tele
graph especially; and it is probable,
and appropriate, that 88’s prophet
will next Commencemept proclaim
Comer the coming politician of'tl.e
Class.
Col I.-upiluiii Yancey, ul Rome, a
uradua :<• of the University, is visit
ing in Mliens.
By
ru c taken a few nights ago.
it was |sct-rtaiued that the Summer
l>y a large majority.
Jones (wno had missed a
questhl ini French)-: “Professor. I
stndiei it that way.” Prof: ‘I’ll
hot voi tin cigars von didn't, if you
sludiei it at all” Percy hacks
down, j
Tliefrratie hri-liancv of the Sopl »
omore Class, which has made it so
famous in French, must expend it
self before reaching the mother
tongue, English, as is shown bv the
following, in a Sophomore recitation,
(rum Pint'. Mortis; “I will give
you gentlemen on the back seat Kero,
and mark you absent.”
For wit, wisdom, etc., Prof. Wood
fin is always in the lead, as witness
the following: “A man without self
respect is a mere clothes horse, and
a patent digestive machine.
In the way of fraternity notes,
the Ra-outer has the following:
Delta Tau Delta has added one new
member. Mr. Z. C. Hayes, Crawford.
Ga.; and S. A. E. also one, Mr.
Henry Jackson, of Atlanta.
For weeks, the University chapel
bell has refused to give forth those
ringing peals which were wont to
waken Students from their morning
slumbers. Its tongue had been torn
from its mouit^ and it was unable
to express even the indignation
which it felt over the outrage perpe
trated upon it. However, the dumb
may he cured; and we learn that in
a day or two, the liquid chimes will
again lloat out on the wintry air,
summoning us from other occupa
tions to the flowery ficiion(?) of
Physics, the dry realities of Mathe
matics, and—let it be said—to the
revival uf the Friday night prayer-
meeting. Long may it be, ere the
music of the college bell is silenced
by the hand of violence.
Prof. Rutherford, illustrating the
circle, the other day told “Fresh
Collier he was ‘talking in a circle,
and that was the most fitting exam
pie he could give.
“Fresh” Thomas wishes to know
where the campus is.
A young lady at Staunton, Va.,
designates Jno. P. Upshaw as the
“Georgia Spider.”
The Senior Class have organized
la Glee Club with the following
members: Estes, Wright, Mell,
Brown, Davis, O. S., Smith, Davis,
W. A., Bonduraot, Boone, Coile, Lit
tle and Broyles. A meeting of the
club is called for this afternoon at
the residence of Chancellor Mell, at
3:30, when the organization will be
permanently effected. The club
will select some beautiful songs, and
fine music may be effected.
The last week or two lias seen
many pleasant scenes, but none more
delightful than t hose enacted around
Thanksgiving boxes received from
liome bv some uf the University's
graduates. The writer was first
called upon to participate in the
funeral ceremonies of a package re
ceived by Will Ellis. ’90. Norslia 1
lie forget the pleasures in a similar
ceremony over a huge cake received
by a Penior, to utter whose name
would he all (W)riglit. To complete
the pleasures of the day, we entered
with zest upon the conquest of a
box received oy Boh MeGotigli. ’89.
containing such delicacies as ou.y
the red hills of Monroe county can
produce. After reading the above
we are certain that our readers will
excuse any dyspeptic symptoms
which may characterize tlu-se col-
u m ns.
There is a student iu the Junioi
Class—yes, a student—who has font-
sets of Chemistry lectures, al! taken
different years, and by different pet
sons. For three or four hours he
pores over these, learning the differ
ence between marsh gas and water.
Not content with this preparation,
lie sits on the hack bench at recita
tion re-enforced by his four sets tor
anything on which he may he ques
tioned; and, to make his calling
and election sure, he pledges all his
neighbors to prompt him. Surety,
soeh determination and thorough
ness of prepai at ion, deserves its re
ward; and betting is a beaver hat
to a Stillwell House buckwheat cake
t hat he will lead the “poetry of
science.”
The Waiter Drill, given for the
benefit of the Y. M. C. A. buildin- ,
was a complete success. The drill
was admirably conducted by Mr.
John D. Mell, as captain, and Miss
Mary Nicholson.as orderly sergeant.
The young ladies reflected great
credit upon themselves, and those
present were highly pleased. The
young ladies of Lucy Cobh Ir.sti
lute, were out Friday night, and
joined in making the affair very
pleasant and entertaining. Two
handsome presents were given to the
two best dtilled young ladies—Miss
Mary Nicholson taking the first
prize, and Miss Maude Talmadge
the second. Prof. Willcox deliver
ed the prizes in a very spicy manner.
Captain J. D. Mell was presented
with a flue gold-headed cane by
Miss Katie Rutherford, in behalf of
the company of young ladies. The
proceeds footed up a very nice sum
and every one was pleased in every
respect. We await another such
event with pleasure.
A few evenings since, a Reporter
editor in company with two seniors
wended his way forth to enjoy the
company of some of the opposite sex.
Time flew and 10 o’clock came only
too scum. But it turned out that
time was not the only t litng tliut flew
that night. On their way homo, the
company was ooligeil to pass by the
lonely cemetery just east of the cam-
pits As they traveled bravely on
ward, there suddenly hurst upon
their alert ears the sound of flying
missies. Rock, bricks and various
other implements of warfare Hew
around their heads in a manner cal
culated to disturb their composure.
The locality naturally suggests
glmsts, hut who ever heard of such
active aud warlike unseen spirits.
The next supposin'n made by the
retreating party was that the assail
ants were of that tribe known as
“factory fiends.” However, it was
soon discovered that they were do
others than fellow students, who
were, intent upon easting impedi
ments, or rather rocks, upon the so
cial : spiratious of the visitors. It
is now s.iiil that in returning from
future visits the above guests will
make a circuit of the town and re
turn iu a direction opposite from
iliatin which they set out
The Juniors are at present very
much delighted with the “barba
rous” words as well as the startling
conclusions of Logic. We observed
a few days ago thatCleve Wilicoxon
looked very much troubled about
something, and mildly asked the
cause. “Well, " said he, “Some men
are liars ; 1 am a mail ; therefore,
according to logic, !
But tiiat ain’t so. Logic is a mighty
funny thing, anyhow.”
SOCIETY HEWS.
Miss Mary McGebee, of Atlanta,
will be in the city to morrow. She
will be the guest of Miss Saliie
Fleming. It will be a delight to her
many friends to read of her near
visit.
Mrs. A. G. Whitehead, of Waynes;
boro, is expected in the city some
time this week, on a visit to Miss
Haidee Routzhan.
We are sorry to disappoint- the
readers of this issue in regand to the
L. C. I. Dots, They failed to put in
appearance.
Miss Minnie Brown,Who has been
on a visit to Dr. Lowranfce, has rei
turned to her home in Gainesville.
Misses Holt and Wright, of Ma.
con. will visit Miss- Saliie Fleming
during the comiDg-week.
The event of the season will be
the entertainment given next Tues
day evening, complimentary to Miss
Emma Carrol, of Augusta.
The many friends of Miss Clau
dia Lewis will be glad to learn that
she will spend the coming winter in
the Classic City. She intends tak.
ing a coursa of reading under Mrs.
M. A. Lipscomb.