Southern banner. (Athens, Ga.) 1832-1872, June 12, 1832, Image 4

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F022BT. Lines wrilten by l.ord Byron on Ihe Helm »f Canon a bust in the home of (be Confess d'Albroy.zl. In this beloved marble view, Above the works and I hough's of man, What nature could, but would not, do, And beauty and Canova can ! Beyond imagination's power, Bevondthn bard’s defeated art, With immortality her dowe-, Behold the Helm of the heart: — ;R' — T1IE BIBLE. Tills little book I’d rather own, Than all the gold and gems That e’er in monareh’s coders shone, Than all their diadems. Nay were the seas one chrysolite. The earth one golden ball, And diamonds all the atars of meld, This book were worth them all. Ah! no—the aonl ne’er found relicf In glittering hoards of wealth; Gem* detain not the eye of grief. Gold cannot purchase health, But here a blessed balm appear* To heal the deepest wo; And those who seek this hook in (can Their tears shall cease to flow. Ircenmn an exemplary Christian ; but her hus. bond wait a lover of pleasure and of sin IVItcn spending an nvoning as usual, with hin jovial companions, at a tavern the conversa tion happened to turn on tho excellencies and faults of their wives. The husband just men tioned gave the highest encomiums of his wife, saying she was all that was exceleul, on- ly that siie was a d d methodisl. “Not withstanding which,’’ said he, “such is her romninnd of temper, that were I to take you, gentlemen, home at midnight, and order her to rise and get supper, she would be all sub mission and cheerfulness.” The company looking upon this as merely n brag, dared him to make ihe experiment hy n considerable wager. The bargain was made, and about midnighl tho company adjourned, ns propos ed. lining admitted, “ \Vlioru is your mis tress?” said ilttt husband to tbo maid servant who sat up for him.—■"She is gnnn to bed, without waiting as mueh ns to he nskod for another, lie atrurk up in a livelier key, and in n frolicking gesture, “ the Protestant Bovs.”— l'im had gone on very well notwithstanding Ihe gathering storm on Ihe Mistress's brows por tended that misehiof was brewing, until Tim came lit tho word, “ water! water! holy wa ter to sprinklo the Catholics every one,”— when Mrs. Delanv rushed to the bed side, and grasping wilt, fearful energy a huge two han dled ‘Vx i vifl. which lay under the vnllniieo, she dashed Hie contents plump into Tim’s fare, ejaculating—• There ! there is holy wa ter for you ?” The most expensive • bower hath in Turner’s ware rooms could not have brought ’l’im to I,is sober senses one alum sooner: tie gently wiped with his sleeve j the uxorious inundation from his bushy brow and knowing that there tvas no use in going to loggerheads Willi n damn of such powers, rose quietly to lake Ids departure. Dennis, who was n long headed man, in or-! Sir,” “ Call her up,” sniil lie. “Tell her I . w d-r to console Ins dripping guest and to part 1 have brought some friends home with me, and I horse, I’m credibly informed, is at least twen in friendship, pretended to look nngiy at the j desire she will get up, nod prepare them sup- j ly t if not twenty-nun years old.” good woman, mid tipping the wink to Tim, per.” Tho good woman olmvml the unrea-1 “ Oui! Oui!—dat is do nzgho—yes, sore, j fallowed him out and adjourned to n Shebeen sonnhlc siimmor.s: dressed, earno down, and dat is vat I cull him.” (shop on Ihe Comer rnnd, not morn Ilian a mile I received the company wit la perfect civility: “What you call him! Tho devil it is! S tnun Lord Wandesford’s coal mine. Here j told them she happened to have some chick- You told me he was ten or eleven.” ] ihcy drank freely, till Tim, whose feelings j ens ready for tho spit, uml that sapper should “ No, sure, I not tell you lie ten nr eleven, j had been highly exriled, became " screeching I bu got ns soon ns possible. The supper was Dat is ono grand mistake, saro. Dat lectle j blind drunk.” To ho sure, it was not very accordingly served up; when she performed ’ vord you put in, me no put him tlero long till he “ east up his accounts,” and foil the honours of tho lolilo with as much cheer-! say do horse was ten upon oleven.” J under the luhle into a profound sleep. This fulness as if sho had expected company nt u was the situation hi which our hero was found . proper season. yourself— you is one grand impudence. Be gar I you come here to cause me lor lie. Be gar •” “ You need’nt bristle up to mo, Mounseor. I can cat up two Frenchman just like you at one meal.” “ Diable !—Vat! you eaty me—you one caniballe !—Diablo, dam!—you bo one sau- vage —one vild animallo brute—be gar!” “There’s no use in all that, Mounseer. You’re a lying villain—you told me a cock- and-bull stoiy about tho age of that horse— which is all no such thing.” “ Bo gar! so ’lis all no such thing—’lis no hull and cock, vat for me solly you de horse, tin re you lie—” “ What I” “ Under ouo mistake, saro—ono grand mis take. I say nossin at all vat about a bull and cock—l sell him you ono horso for ono horse Mon Dieu I” “ But you cheated mo in his age. The Me lasesrjLAxrr. ETCHINGS FROM IRISH I IFF. TIV SMILY’s VISIT TO HELL, Eight or ten years ago, there lived in the town of Castlocomore, ono Timothy Smily, the Proctor to tho Rector of the pnri-.li, the Rev. Henry Dawson. Tim was ns brawny and as strong built a customer as you’d see in aday’sride. IDs low-rugged forehead stood like a precipice over a frightful nmr of black bushy cyn-brows, or properly speaking, over one cte-brow, for both met so thickly ul tho ponl ’dappuiof his nasal organ, that it was im possible to distinguish any division between them : in short, they worn n must united eon. pie Tim’s “ cat’s eyes,” as they were called liy the country folks, were nlinnsl hidden hv the projection of Ids huge cheek bones, anil I.is Hi* iiohii whs scarcely disrrriiuhlo nliove I t- ireinctiduiis pair of Icutliern lips. Such was the outside of Tim's u .per story; lint in sav Hod's truth, he never prided himself much upon cither Ins Inrth or his beauty, fur the former of which ha held liin.self indebted to Ihe Marquis of Ormond's pig boy. Tim, how ever, distinguished himself in his generation by hunting down the rebels in ’!)8, and he was promoted, through tho interest of Lord Wnn- ilesford, to the tiilia proctor of tho parish of Casilecomer, in which capacity, many n lime end oft, lin taught the paiishoners how in endure ihe heart scaled. Indeed, so many and so atrocious were his persecutions in his vocation, thnt many of Ihe neighbors were re solved to match him the first opportunity that should offer. Tim being wliat you call n knowing one, nlwnys managed to baffle every scheme that was laid against him : however, the devil Imnself, they say, will Sometimes he caught napping; and so it fell nut hy Tim — One day. in the latter end of August, 1828, the Hector sent for our hero, uud commanded him in prneecil In the farm of one Dennis Conner Dolany, and seo that the corn was thrown nut according to the strict letter of tlm law. This wns quite to Tim’s taste, and ho undertook the task with considernldo alacrity and nlaasurn. Dennis alwnys hod the mime of being a good fellow in his own Iioiiso, and, to tell tho truth, Tim often acknowledged that lie had experienced tho hospitality of his fire rule, perhaps more for fear than love, hut wlml of thnt? To make a long story short, Tim • nggered off on his mission, “ns though he bad ihe half of Nowry with him, and lie soon arrived at the place of destination where Im met Dennis nt the barn gale, and lie wna duly Invited in, to partake of something before he wlmuhl commence tho labors of tho day. Tim declined the invitation with as much 'tnodosly ns a lithe proctor is rnpnblo of, aaying, would be lime enough when tho job was i ver.” “ Well, well,” said Dennis, “ us yon please and nut they went. After some preliminary ar rangements, and n good deal of squabbling about the proper girth of the lithe sltcnf, a day’s work was concluded, and Tim, ns wns customary, wns invited in to seo “ tlm mis tress,” and to partake of n bnltlo of tlm real tort. Tim growled assent liko any dog in office, and linving followed Dennis seated him self by tho *iro in n snug little room that ser ved ns bed chamber to the good man and his wife, and upon occasions as o kind of parlor to receive quality, whenever it should please Jupiter to send strangers, events, that liko an gels’ visits, were few and far between. Here Tim reg'M himself on soino pretty pickings from a well saved ham, a leg of mutton, some fat baron slumbering in greasy luxury upon a bolster of white cabbage, and a dish of laugh ing murphies, jumping nut of their skins When Tim had didy paid his respects to tho “templing repast.” as Dan Homer sings •"no where, •• rich libations of fuming poteen smoked upon the frugal Imnrd,” in nertar fit for the gods ’ycley’d whiskey pnnrh. Round followed round, until Tim commenced hum ming some doleful ditty, not unlike “ <Jnd •ave the King.” Dennis who was not an fait •t musical criticism, fancied Tim was giving them a stave of some pious hymn, and when It was over, look the liberty of asking his guest for a song. Tim’s thought* rushed back in stantly to the “ Heroes of other days ;’f an nf- ter a little delay, he struck up “The B„ V ne Water, while poor Dennis, a little mortified bung his head, but said nothing ; not to Mrs Delanv ; she, good soul, betrayed every , nn ! men! the utmost symptoms of dissatisfaction However, Tim was allowed to proceed with out interruption to the clone of his tong, when “ Well, whul’s the difference ?” “Difference!—Be gar! you ono Angtai- a couple ol hours after by Charley M’Dermot, I After supper, tlm guests could not refrain 'sho Americane, and you not de difference tell holler known l.y tho cognomen nf “ Royal I from expressing their astonishment. One of; bet wish one A nglaislie vord t Or lie no upon; (■barley." Charley was on bis relorii from I thorn particularly, more sober Ilian the rest upon—ho no or. Me no \nglnisho—mo no Comer Willi two empty coal curls ; •• who the thus addressed hunsnlf to llm lady: “ Mad-, Americane—but, snre, dere one grand differ- blazes have you hero?"—says ho lo iho wo-J am,” said ho, man ol tho-housc ns be stepped into the room, j prise and gavo iho corpse u sculp of l.is whip “ Muslin! then,” sav* she, “isn’t it Tim .Smily, the tithe prneior nroon ? Bad cess in me, il I know wlinl the diioul to do will him.” Lain him to mo; I'll get u log’iiinn lion, nev cr I'citr,’’ seys Charley shrugging up his shoul ders, uud giving uu arch wink at tlm Damn, ns ho tipped offliis I’lixtoinaiy glass; nnd handed her llm price nf it. Willi very little help Charley Idled Tim gontly in lo ouo of his coal carls, and after providing himself with a wedgo of bread nnd cbeese, to keep him going on the road, lie drove oft’in tlm coni mine, whither ho bail been directing his course before lioli.d met this interruption. Arrived at the mouth ol llm pit, u short whisper with llm engineer put the latter into possession of iho whole of his schemes, in a couple of seconds Tim ivus placed quite circuilhoughly in a coal bucket, and lowered to the bottom of tlm pit. As soon a9 tliu miners had got Tim below, limy placed him on a litter of straw, besido a bugo foninlo goat which was kept tlmro fur the purpose of giving milk to those who were in the habit of indulging in that fascinating lie- verngo, lea. The chronicles do.not say how long Tim enjoyed Ins nap in tbo lower region, but when ho awoke, nod looked around his dis mal abode,ho exclaimed in huwildored accents, “ Whethfcn ! where Iho blnzcs am I ?” mid af ter rubbing Ids eyes to look n little mure keenly through lim dnrk blitzo, to Ids horror be beheld ! n group of llm blurb boys moving about with lighted torches, in tlmir tmnds.— Again lie looked, and bclmld n tremendous fire blazed up nnd cast n flickering glaro on llm dark vault at a considerable disiam-o from where he lay. “ Yis, Yis I lie exclaimed slap ping Ins forehead with n conviction of Ids own deserts—"Yis, yis! it must Im Imll suro enough I" A pause of despair, und ha roso on Ids elbow—but, oh, Imrror of horrors, what must have been his feelings when he be hold Beelzebub Imnself, ns Im thought, close in his side! Up Im started on Ids feet, hut the goat, who Imd been well instructed in the “ kuonk’oni-down system,” guve Tiin such puck in tbo back premises, as sent him down twico as quick as ho had jumped up ! Poor Tim, no longer entertaining n doubt of his final exit, roured out lusiily, though in n suppltc lory voice, " Good devil! good devil! Imvo mercy on me; I am only pour Tim Smily, the tijlm proctor from Cnstlreomer in Ireland !” The gonl didn’t sav n word, but stood over him shaking her beard, and Hissing Imr horns. Tim el length conjectured that this was only n guard placed over Inin in tho infernal abode, Presently, a being in human shape approach ed turn with a lighted torch, and addressed hint m n “grnvo and hoarse voico,” like Lu ther’s devil, rnmiuanding who ho was ? “ Oh ” ejaculated “ Tim,” raising his Imnds, “ | was the Reverend Henry Dawson’s mho proctor in the other world ; hut rune, good devil. I will Im yours, nnd will servo you faithfully.” Tnko this tithe-proctor,” roun d llm torcli-lmorer to his saltclhtes, “ and place hint hcaido ser geant Fowler, in tlm fiery lake!’» No sooner Imd ho spoken those droudfol words, than about twenty colliers ruslmd forward with tor ches in their linnds, mid uttering a fearful Imwl that drew poor l’im into a swoon, they seized him ; but fearing he would never recover front his trance, after u little consultation they thought it best to put him into the bucket again, and hurried him up into the fresh air. This was immediately done. nnd Tim being carefully placed in a coal chu, which stood empty nt the mouth of tho pit, wgs soon brought to his own dour, where he whs given in charge of his poor wife. When Tim roco- vered, he found himself in tho arms of his bet- terhnlf, who had been ulmoai petrified at what she had witnessed. The good woman’s first inquiry of course wns whero he had been ? Oh then ! Polly, jewel!” says Tim “ suro it was grand your civility fills im with sur- j once botivish de two leello vord. Our unreasonable visit is in ennso- j “ I know ihere's a diffcronce,” replied the qselicoofa wager which wo have certainly I purchaser—“but you meant to cheat me in lust. As you are a very r.’ligious person, am) 1 ihe oge of the horse—you meant I should un- canoot approve of our conduct, give mo leave dersiandyon that he was ten or eleven.” to ask wlmi, can possiblv induce you to bo-1 “Sarc,” returned tho Frenchman, coolly, have with so snur It kindness to us ?" “ Sir “ dere is vere you mako do grand mistake. replied sho, wlmn I married, my husband and j I toll yon de horse ho was ten upon eleven myself were both ion carnal state. It has dat is vat me understand ten more eleven vat pleased God to cull me out of that dangerous condition. My husband continues in it. I PROPOSALS FOB THE Southern Banner A WF.F.KLV NEWSPAPER PUBLISHED in 5 THE TOWN OF ATHENS, GEORGIA. ALBON CHASE AND ALFRED M. NISBET EDITORS. ’ tremble for his future suite. Were ho to dio purchusoi doggedly. ns lie is, ho must bo miserable for ever; I think it, therefore, my duly lo render Ills present ex istence as comfortable as possible.” This wise nnd faithful reply effected the whole company. It left an impression of great Uno on tho husband. “ Do you, iny dear,” said be, really think I should lie eternally niis- you call one and do twenty.” “ But you meant to deceivo me,” said Ihe “Deceivo you! Mon Diou! Mo deceive you, ono Americano Yanekee, vat she.it de diable I—Be gar I—Me sell him honest horse for vat you call von ond do twenty—me no veil understand de Anglaishc—mo no enn pos- Heebie sheaty you—Bo gar I—’lis no French- man vol elic it de Yar.keo—“Its no de cart vat crublo? I thank you lot the warning. By j put de Icrse afore—de honest nzglie de horse the grnco of God, I will change rny conduct.” j is vat I telly you—ten upon elevon—and, bo From that lime he became another man, a ; gar! you find him so.”—Constellation. serious Christian, and consequently a good | husband. “ Married Christians, especially you who Imvo unconverted partners, receivo the admo nition intended by tins pleasing anecdote.— Pray and labor (or thoir conversation, for “ What kunwest thou, O wife! whether thou shnlt save thy husband I Or how knowost ihou, O mini whether thou ahull save thy wife!” 1 Cor, vii 16. -Iltick’t Anecdote). Interesting Meeting.— It was agreed among tho Pioneers of tho Wost, in 1782, that they, or those of them who survived, should, at tho expiration of fifty years, meet nt the mnull) of tho Licking, opposite Cinrinnntti. The half reulury will lie completed about September or Oelober next, and prepurutinns aro making by tbo venorabln men, who aro still living to re member their pledge, to onsurs its fulfilment. How indescribable must be tlmir sensations, when iho excited memory pours into Ihe mind the swelling recollections of tlm pnst fifty years of their existence! What wns tho West in ’82? Ilnw brief tlm answer? What is il now ? ILi'tr copious the reply I When tho hnrdy Pioneers ot tho West made tlm agreement which now calls the remnant of their h inds together, the population ofOltio was not u thousand souls, now it numbers n million, and Ohio is but a portion of the Wes|, In ’82 tho birch canoe skimmed swallow-liko over tholmsom of her migty rivers, and ca reered in its exclusive dominion ; now, moro than four thousand arks and two hundred and twenty steamboats annually descend the Ohio nod Mississippi, bearing product of tbo roun- try, of an aggregate valuo of twenty millions of dollars.—Boston Transcript. Miseries and Vexations.—I. Marryinga wo man un account of her beautiful eyes, he* fine teeth, and her chnrmig h iir; then finding that Iho first havn been purchased of the orculisl, the second of tho dentist, and iho third of Ihe peruquier, and that she removes them all eve ry time she goes to bed. 2. Turning your coat as ofton ns a now parly comes m power, in order to get a taste nf the treasury pap; and getting nothing, after all your pains, but an empty belly nnd a bad O N assuming the duties and responsibilities of il,. publics: ion of Ills Southern Rainier, tbs F.tiiirn feel themselves bound by every sense of duly boil, Ihe former patrons of the Athenian, and li.oseof ih,.,, friends whoso aid they confidently anticipate—i„ , to retain Ihe one and morit the other-to lay bnfurc i| a fair and esndid, but succinct exposil inn of the pij„ ciples by which they are to be governed nnd dir*,., J in Ihe prosecution of their arduous and responsible „ n dnrtaking. They do not think it necesssrv at this | a i," day—a day which is shedding tls light soil glory s in such general and invigorating pow er over our whol« body politic, lo enter elaborately and minutely into a detail of their political views and opinions. Indeed to do so, would be virtually offering an insult to Ihe m 1(M t sense of Ihe community. To profess the name of blessed founder of our holy religion, is in itself a snlif cient guarantee of the principles of the genuine rlois! lian; so do they hold il only necessary (o own nnd pro^ less the nanus of the three great apostles of correct principles, in order to satisfy an enlightened cr mnin nitv of the nature of their political/oUA, and the inevi table tendency of their future practice. The Southern Banner,then, will rest hereafter for support nnd patren age, on the broad, firm, nnd immutable rock of KepubI licanism. All those pure and hallow crl dominos which originally flashed upon the world from the pen 0 f « Jefferson—which have been cherished no handed down lo us by our venerated Crawford, mi l | ufessed so in. flexibly, and so triumphantly practised, in many res. peels, by our favorite Troup, will in it find a champion however humble, yet ol'slcrn anil uncompromising j n ! Various causes will, they believe, lend to render the Banner hereafter, (and they say it without intending the least reflection on the course pursued by their wor thy predecessor, Ihe late proprietor of Iho Athenian ) of more general intcicst nnd of greater value to Iho party, than it has been oflale, and none of which seems lo them, so well calculated to prnduco this result ». tho opposition which will he shortly exerted, in ’this place, to their press, and to ihcir principles. This idea they do not deprecate, hut rather cherish, knowing that an honorable awl liberal oppotilion.niU tend to stim ulate them to Ihe performance of llicir duty, whilst (bey hnpo it will rally to their support, their friends, and iho friends of the party, for whoso interest end prosperity they are determined to dnvole every honorable exertion. The editors liavo engaged among Iho r correspon dents, several gciiilcinon of established Literary and Political characlcr, whoso communications will hereaf ter servo to enrich and adorn Iho columns of the Southern Banner. And with regard lo tho other de- partmenls of the paper, they can but add, that their best exertions will bu devoted to render them useful and amusing to their patrons and reudere. Great promises sie, however, at best, but cheap commodities, nnd of course they fuel themselves honed to say as little, and promise as charily as possible: but in laune- ing forth' their little barque upon ihn stormy waves of public opinion, they must trust alone to their skillful pilotage for meriting, and winning for il, moorings sale and snug in the lieartsof their fcllowl citizens. CONDITIONS. Tho Soctiikrn Banner is published every Tuesday morning, at Three Dollars per annum, payable in ad vance, or Four Dollars after the expiration of Inc year. Advertisements inserted on the usual terms. *** Letters on the business of the office, post paid, nddressed lo the Editors, or to Albon Chase, Propne. lot, will be promptly attended to. Athens, March 22,1832. 3. Having a quarrel with your wife, nnd threatening to shoot yourself in order to ox- cite her fears or Imr sympathy ; nnd finding her, mstend of bursting into tear* and clinging around your neck, coolly bringing you tho pis tols ready cocked and primed. 4. Hiding in a crowded singe conch, to lee- wnrd of a man with a rum bronth, who, under pretence nf talking to you, persists in poking tho mouth of his fuming distillery cnnstamly under your nose. Ruh ! 5. Laboring hard to get yourself killed in a duel; lull finding yoursolf so far hem.-uth a gentlemnn’s notice, that you aro obliged to blow out your own brains to prosorvo your reputation. Ten Lpon Eleven.—Wo some time since related a story of a jockied Frenchman. As nu offset, wo now give ono o f a jocky-ing F renchman. Tin*, liko the former, turns up on llm aulo nf a horso ; and ulsn, like that, has its sccno nwny South. Molts. Jnrvais, the Frenchman, had n Stood for sale, which ho recommended as ono “ ver fine hnnimalle—ono horso elegant extraordin 1 airo.” “ How old do you call him?” asked the purchaser. “How old?" said tho Frenchman—“Vy saro, he ia snmsen like ten upon eleven." “Not older?” “ No, xare, hn is no olduir vat I tolly you.” “ On your honor?” “ Oui, saro, an mo ver snero honor, vat mo lollo you i* do Irute—he is no oldair as ten upon eleven. Me no sheaty you ovec do azghe de horse. He is no moro as vat 1 tell you.” The horso was purchased, under the full belief that ho was no more than ton or eleven yours old. But the now owner was a short limo afterwards told, hy a judge of horse-flesh, in hell I wasj" “ Be gor, I thought so,” j SHJfJ!* - . g °‘ ,l ’ n . nMro ' ,,1 > - bi, ' en , b > « h 1 ° Polly, “for, sure enough, I saw a legion of! whLhZ’u ,0,ho 1 T " f "i® dev,Is flinging you down at the door ; m.d hy | Ji ‘ W ' C ° “ °' d “ h# h “ d pUr ' the same teken, they war out of sight like a flash of lightning! The story ovd< with a very grave assurance that Tim never collected a sheaf of tithe from that day to this, nnd that l,e bad not paid a visit to Pi ito’s domains. The Submissive Wifi —\ married woman “ Confound your lying tongue! that horse is twice as old as you said.” “ bare!" exclaimed Jarvais, with well feign ed astonishment, “ Sort!—PH saro you—you lying smooth tongued scoundrel. “Me lie I Me one suoundrnll!—Yat for was called effectually by Divine grace, and yon sc cause mo, sare? ha!—You is one lie In tho Philadephia Police Office, Inst week, an Englishman was brought up, with whom and the magistrate the following conversation passed : Who are you sir ? lama new ono—an importation, of throe weeks standing. Y'ou wore intoxicated. A small few—but hero is tho difference.— I don’t know your streets, ond to when n lit tle soaked, I can’t find my way homo. That makes me look morn drunk Ilian I am. If I knew the city, 1 could go homo ntysolf with, nut incurring nny nuisance. 1 am ashamed of myself. I am glnd nfit. It is time somebody was ashamed. To mako you recollect this pioco of intoxication. I must fine you. Drunk, headache, locked up, scolded, and now fined I This is liberty nnd yankee doodle finer; with a vengance.—Times and Life in .Yew For*. A wittol, a barber, nnd a bald-headed man travelled together. Lasing their way, thev were forced to sleep in the open air; and to avert danger, it was agreed to keep watch by turns. Tho lot first fall on the Imrber, who, for amusement, shaved the fools head while lie slept; he then woke him, and the fool, rai sing his hand to scratch bit head, exclaimed, 1 Here’s a pretly mistake; rascal! you havo waked tho bald-headed man instead of me. Congress Water.—Two country lads pass- ing by a sign which had on it the word* “ Con gress Water,” one asked tho other wbat sort of weter that was “ Why, ynu fool you,” re- plied his companion, “ that’s what they spout at Congress. PROSPECTUS OE THO* GBOB&iil O&ZBTTB, A PAPEH TO BE PUBLISHED WEEKLY, AT ATHENS, CA. a : • issuing proposals lor publishing u nrw-paptrin M. Una section of Ihn country, reason and uuiy would seem to combine, to invite from u» s,u,,e exposilijr, „f' the circumstances which havn urged us to the aliens as weii asm brief;outline ..f the principles hy which «« cheerflifi' IVirn * d “ ° Ur C0UrsC ' ™» l08k ’ vo perform The population of the Stale is rapidly Increasing: her system of Internal Improvement at ns nascent period of existence; her junadlctlonal limilsacluullyand pros, peclivcly extending j her chartered rights and Iild.au relationships assuming new and deeply interesting as- pecls; and her tinancm. resource* preventing to her son. the appalling alterpxiiveofopprei,,ion infill'.; re by burthensomo taxes, or bankruptcy without some ealu- lary change in her representative npportmnnient. all combine lo rendei an additional Herald of inlclligenca lo Iho present number altogether proper. But those by no means constitute Iho whole cata logue of inducements. Our. is palpably a government jn experiment. The principles and terms upon w hich It was O&Beu, were professedly novel, and by ennie- qtiencc it would be lair to assert that they worn not al together understood. Tho progress of events has de monstrated this truth. The conililuli..nality of a na tional Bank; a system of Internal Improvement by Congress; the power to lax foreign imports lor the protection of domestic industry; in short Ihe whole flt- brie ol implication, remuinsyet to undergo its final and legitimate analysis. They arc topics which must agi tate, and that deeply, every patriotic bosom in Ihe eon- lederacy. To maintain the honor and rights of tho Stale under her conslituuonal reservation ; lo rciuon- •iratc with promplilirdo and firmnevs of purpose against all infractions of the compact, and lo preserve ihe Lmon by enlightened discussion or rational enmpro- mwe, according to Ihe plan of Jefferson and Jackson, almll be our constant aim. Our columns shall also contain as fai as practicable, important items of inlcl- ligcnee in ihe departments of morals, literature, and science. In our State politics it would ho impossible under our present impressions, to adopt tho principles of tho Troup party in most of its measures. CONDITIONS. The Georoia Gazette will bo issued about the first of July next, on a largo super-royal sheet, wilh typo entirely new, and we hopo splendid, at $3 00 per an num, payable within six months after the receipt of the first number, or 84 00 if not paid within the year. Advertisements will be inserted at the usual rates Athens. March 20.—12- Other Ueorgi* paper* will bo pleased to insert the above. Beef steaks are said to be a certain remedy for hunger. They should be cooked accor ding lo the instructions nf Macbeth—“ if it were dnno, when 'ns done, then ’twere well were done qutbkly. Weekly Georgia Courier. The encouragement, which tho CocsiEn has receiv ed from the Public, demands from us an effort lo in. crease its usefulneaa and adaptation to tho wants of its patrons. We are now publishing it Thrice a week, the additional cost at oinown expense; but ttime are so many of its friend* badly situated in reliiinn to the facility of receiving it by the Mails, that we intend to issue immediately a Weekly Ptptr for those, who cannot, from the causa mentioned, receive it but once a week. This will be issued si a period in ihe week, best suited to the up-country mails, and most tavora- blo for the transmission of ihe earliest intelligence to its country readers. We at present think of Saturday morning, to as to embrace the transactions of ti/c whole week, with all the new Advertisements. Its content* will be mad»np from the Tri.tcttkly paper, and from Ike Arifs after October nut. Il will thus contain more intelligence of every kind, than ony other weekly paper in the State, lo addition to tho tb .ve, we hold ourselves bound to transmit, to its rations, Slips containing all the important intelligence during the week, by the mads first succeeding its reception. We shall nut postpone its eomiueneoi.isnt longer ibsn the first of April next. h-J* - Terms of tbo IVeeklg Courier, $1. if paid in ad vance—86, if not.