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TI E L L \ \ 1.
From the Old Colony(Massachusetts)Memorial. !
INCIDENTS OF THE REVOLUTION.
Great and important events should ev
er be kept in memory, and also he often
spoken of, and likewise he instilled into
the minds of our children, and by them
transmitted to their children, and handed
down from generation to generation, to
the latest posterity.
j The American Revolution, taking into
view the importance of its object, the in- j
justice of the British claims that gave rise j
to it, the unprepared state of the colonists j
to engage in such an important, such a i
difficult, such a dangerous enterprise, is j
an event that stands alone in the pages of j
history, and which ought never to be for-!
gotten hut should be among the first j
things implanted in the minds of our cliil-'
dren. It is true they can never have the |
, same sensations in" contemplating the sub- {
jects as those who lived at the time of the I
event, and participated in the efforts, the!
toils, and the dangers of the enterprise ; J
yet they may have some lively ideas of the ;
‘exertions, the toils, the dangers, and the j
successes of their progenitors, in obtain- i
" ing for them the high and the dignified :
- situation in which they stand in the scale
l*of nations, and of the blessings they en
*joy of which all the residue of the world
,do not participate, but are ignorant.
I was led to these reflections by taking i
a review of old times, particularly of an
‘event which took in the year 1774, !
(•sixty years ago last September, which is j
%>robably now forgotten, or perhaps was !
piever known but to a very few, whose!
;«ives have been lengthened out to this j
lime. This was the open overt act done |
in the face of day without disguise, (in I
the controversy with Great Britain,) which,
(according to the British jurisprudence, I
* Ivould be called treason.—This origina-1
ted and was consummated in the Old ;
Colony.
k? The British Parliament, in their mad !
■Career, had assumed a right to mutilate
llie charter of Massachusetts, which was j
a solemn contract between the King on
one part, and the Province on the other ;j
but a thing to which the Parliament was :
jot a party, nor was it under any autlior
j%v from them, and with which they had j
■o more right to intermeddle than the ‘
Bonzes of Japan. But this authority
they assumed, by an act, took from the
Jtlouse of Representatives the right to ;
4hoose the Council, (granted to them by
Aar ter,) and authorised the King to ap
point the Council by his mandamus ; and
Authorized the Sheriffs of the several 1
Aunties to appoint the Juries, instead of
swing drawn out of the jury-box by the |
Selectmen, as was provided by law. This 1
‘S&ve an universal alarm, and involved the j
jweat body of the people in the most per- j
agitation and perplexity.—They '
mere not insensible of the dangers atten-!
J#ig an opposition, and at the same time !
tAuld not for a moment endure the idea I
A submitting to this notorious violation 1
A their rights. They viewed the matter
every point, and considered that noth
% could be so bad as tame submission:
as the Court of Common Pleas was!
to be holden at Barnstable the first Tues
day in September, they determined to be
gin with that first, and prevent that Court
from doing any bussiness.
Accordingly, a considerable body of
men from Middlehorough, more from Ro
chester, and many from Wareham, on the
Mondav preceding inarched to Sandwich.
11 ere they were joined by a considerable
part of the population of Sandwich. The
latter part of the day and the evening were
spent in organizing the body, and estab
lishing rules and Regulations. Dr. Na
thaniel Freeman was unanimously chosen
the conductor-in-chief of the enterprise,
and officers of lower grade were appointed.
Freeman (afterwards a Brigadier Gener
al) was a fine figure of a man, between
BO and 40 years of age. He had a well
made face, a llorid countenance, a bright,
dignified eye, a clear and majestic voice ;
he wore a handsome black lapelled coat,
a tied wig as white as snow, a set-up hat
with the point inclined a little towards
the right hand. In short, he had the ap
pearance of fortitude personified. On
Tuesday morning, the body marched to
Barnstable, and were there joined by a
considerable part of the population of
that town, making in the whole about
1,500, as was estimated. They took pos
session of the ground in front of the
Court House in a solid condensed body.
The conductor took his stand on the steps
of the Court House door. Commission
ers were appointed to ferret out the dis
affected, and to bring them to a relinquish
ment in writing of their toryism ; and,
if any refused, to bring such before the
body. All signed recantations, though
some did it reluctantly. These recanta
tions were afterwards pretty well imita
ted by Trumbull in his McFingal :
‘•I now renounce the Pope—the Turk,
“The King—the Devil, and all his work !
“And if you will set me at ease,
“Turn Whig,or Christian—what you please.”
But soon the Court made its appearance
led on by the high Sheriff (Stone) with a
broad cockade on his hat, a long white
staff in his left hand, and a drawn sword
in his right. The Court (Otis, Winslow,
and Bacon) as the hodv did not give way,
halted about an arm’s length from the as
semblage. Col. Otis, the Chief Justice,
a very venerable looking old gentleman,
addressed them and said : “Gentlemen,
what is the purpose for which this vast as
semblage are collected here?” He was
answered bv Dr. Freeman, standing on
the door steps, with a loud and clear voice
as it was some distance to where the Court
stood : “May it please your honor—op
pressed by the dangers by which we are
surrounded, and terrified with the horri
ble black cloud which is suspended over
our heads, and ready to hurst upon us,
our own safety and all that is dear to us,
and the welfare of unborn millions, has
dictated tlfis movement to prevent the
Court from being opened or doing any
business. Wc have taken all the conse
quences under consideration, we have
weighed them all, and have formed this
resolution, which we shall not rescind.”
The Chief Justice calmly hut firmly repli
ed : “This is a legal and a constitutional
Court ; it has suffered no mutations ; the
juries have been drawn from the boxes as
the law directs, and why would you inter
rupt our proceedings ? Why make your
leap before you get to the hedge ?” Dr.
Freeman replied : “All this has been con
sidered ; we do not appear here out of
any disrespect to this honorable Court,
nor do we apprehend that, if you proceed
to business, you will do any thing that
we could censure. But, sir, from all the
decisions of this Court of more than forty
shillings amount an appeal lies; an ap
peal to what ? To a Court holding their
office during the King’s pleasure; a
Court over whom we have no control or
influence, a Court who is paid out of the
revenue which is extorted from us by the
illegal and unconstitutional edict iff for
eign despotism, and where the jury will
be appointed by the Sheriff For this
reason we have adopted this method to
stop the avenue through which business
can pass to that tribunal; knowing that
if they have no business, they can do us
no harm.”
The Chief Justice then said: “As it is
my duty, I now, in his majesty's name, or
der you immediately to disperse, and give
the Court an opportunity to perform the
business of the county.” Dr. Freeman
replied : “We thank your honor for hav
ing done your duty,; we will continue to
perform ours.” The Court then turned
round and repaired to the house where
they had put up.
A committee was then chosen of which
Dr. Freeman, was chairman, to wait on
the Chief Justice, in the name of the as
jsemblage, and request him to attend at
t Boston at the time the Governor had or
dered anew Genera] Court to meet, and
demand his seat at the Council Board,
he being one that was chosen that year
according to the prov ision of the charter.
The Chief Justice answered in writing,
that he thanked them for putting him in
mind of his duty ; that he had thought
on the subject, and had concluded to at-
ERuarswxcK, Georgia, Thursday morning, juiy xs, is 37.
tend and demand his seat, though he did
not expect it would have any effect. How
ever the Governor, for some reason, issued
another proclamation forbidding the mem
bers of the General Court to meet.
1 thought then, and 1 still continue of
the same mind, that I never had seen, or
have I since, seen, any man whatever,
who felt quite so cleverly and happy as
Dr. Freeman did during the whole ofthis
time ; and 1 think no man was better qual
ified tu preside on such an occasion. Dr.
Freeman then resigned his post, and at
his recommendation, Major Otis, the
Clerk of the Court, and son of the Chief
Justice, was chosen his successor. The
rest of the day was spent in receiving the
recantations of the disaffected inhabitants,
and in raising their liberty pole; and the
next day they returned to Sandwich. It
is a duty lowe to the inhabitants of the
town of Barnstable to say, that such was
their urbanity, that few if any of them,
would receive any compensation for the
board, &.c. of those visiters.
On their return to Sandwich, some out
rages had been committed by the disaf
fected ; the liberty pole had been cut
down, <JLc. This caused some little troub
le ; the perpetrators were arrested and
brought coram nobis ; and after having re
ceived a severe reprimand, and paying the
just value of the liberty pole, signing re
cantations, and renouncing
“The Pope—the Turk,
“The King—the Devil, and all their work,”
they were liberated. This was the first
act ol the kind ; and 1 believe there was
never a Court of Common I’leas holden
under the King’s authority after this in
the province except in the tow nos Boston,
where Governor Gage with his troops had
it in his power to control all things of this
nature.
This retrospection of those olden times
resusciates all the feelings, sensations,
and animations of 1774 ; feelings, sen
sations, and animations which none can
feel to the same degree, who did not live
at the time, and participate in the fears
and hopes, and in the toils and the dan
gers of those times. The contemplation
of those events gives me satisfaction un
known to the miser in counting his hoards
of cash—the agriculturist when his corn,
and his wine, and his oil, increaseth, or
the merchant when his ship returns laden
with the riches of the East.
Population, like the human body, is in
a constant state of mutation ; we never
see them twice in all respects the same.
There may he some who took a part in
this, adventure, besides myself, who still
live, hut I know of none; there certain
ly is not one in the town of Rochester ;
and it is probable that a large majority of
the population of the county of Barnsta
ble never so much as heard of the trans
action. Strange as it may appear 1 am
acquainted with gentlemen who talk very
inteligibly of the history of England, and
even of Greece and Rome, who know
hut little of the history of their own
country.
Rochester, March 11, 177G.*
In seventeen hundred and seventy six,
On Ma rch the 11 th the time was prefix’t—
Our forces marched over to Dorchester's neck,
And made fortifications aga nst an atuick.
Early the next morning when Howe did espy.
The works they hud thrown up were so copious
and high,
Said he all my men in six months with their
might
Could not make such forts as they’ve made in
one night.
LORD ERSKINE,
FROM THE NOTE-HOOK OF A RETIRED
BARRISTER.
In attempting to give any sketch of
Lord Erskine’s character, I am doubtful
of my own impartiality. I was attached
to him in his lifetime by numberless acts
of personal kindness and attention, the!
recollection of which memory faithfully j
recalls, and which I feel may influence J
my judgment, while I wish to be but just.
That this original distinction was a
military life was well understood: and
that he was a lieutenant in the Royals,
and doing duty with his regiment, at Gib-'
raltar, when he formed the resolution of;
coming to the Bar, a military life affording j
too narrow a sphere for talents such as his
to display themselves. Attention to its!
duties was wholly incompatabic with the |
study which was necessary to qualify him
for that profession which he was about to
adopt—the attainment of legal knowledge.
To this his pursuits presented every thing
unfavorable, and he was always consider
ed in Westminster Hall as wanting in ex
tent of legal information.
No man of his day, and I may add, no
one whom I have since heard, could hold
competition with Erskine as an eloquent
speaker at the Bar, with the exception of
Garrow, now Mr. Baron Garrow. He
was a formidable rival to Erskine; but
their powers bore no resemblance to each
other, either in the exercise or extent of
then*. Garrow’s address to the Jury was
more forcible, but fell far short of Er-i
skine’s in persuasion and effect. The
comments ofGarrow on persons or trans-;
actions were keen to exeess; often suchi
‘HEAR ME FOR MY CAUSE
i as to become offensive to the Jury, who
| put themselves into the situation of the
, witness, who appeared to them to he treat
ed with unwarranted severity. This is a
very wrong conclusion, to which the Jurv
too often come : ignorant of the real char
acter ot the witness, and uninformed of
facts communicated to the Counsel, they
judge only from an imperfect view of the
case, and bestow censure on him where
praise is due.
Both of these very superior men, how
ever, attained their object, by dill'erent
means. The object of cross examination
is to elicit from an unwilling or adverse
witness, tacts which he wishes to withhold,
and is anxious to conceal. In this respect
the difference was striking. Erskine’s
mode of examination gave no alarm to the
witness; he did not deal in menaces, and
fulminate threats of the pillory for perju
ry —a course which Garrow too frequent
ly adopted. He obtained a confession
from him by management, which his able
antagonist wrung from him by breaking
him upon the wheel.
In the subtlety of putting his questions
to a witness under examination, and
acuteness in turning the answer to his ad
vantage, Erskine was decidedly excelled
by Garrow. The latter was, in that re
spect, without a competitor. 1 have often
heard him say to a witness, “You know
a particular fact, and wish to conceal it:
I put you on your guard; I'll get it out of
you.” He never failed to do so. He be
gan by asking the witness some question,
which seemed to have no immediate con
nexion with the fact he wanted to get at;
and to which for that reason, the witness
gave an unpremeditated reply. With an
astonishing acuteness of mind, by acourse
of questions, the bearing of which on the
general one the witness did not see at the
moment, he formed from his answers a
connected chain of facts, by which he at
last arrived at the truth. This singular
faculty was conceded to him by the whole
of the bar; and even Sir Vicary Gibbs,
when Attorney General, who made no
lowly estimate of his own talents, owned
its superiority.
To form a correct judgment of the ef
fect of Erskine’s eloquence, the best test
by which it can be tried is the extent to
which it carried the amount of damages
in the different actions in which he ob
tained verdicts. Tile inquiry as to this
may be confined to cases only in which
the complaining party had recourse to that
mode of obtaining redress for personal in
juries. Among these, the most afflicting
is that of adultery. Its injuries are not
confined to the affliction of individual sor
row ; it brings down disgrace on the in
nocent offspring of a guilty mother, and
rends asunder the dearest bonds which
hold society together. In his addresses
to the jury in this action, Erskine possess
ed the resistless power of enlisting their
passionsliy appeals to their hearts; the
receipt of the highest damages could bring
no consolation to the plaintiff, but the
paying of them might bring down punish
ment and ruin on the defendant. It was
on this subject all the energies of his na
ture were bent, and the exercise of all his
talents was bestowed. The verdicts which
by such means lie succeeded in gaining,
exceeded in amount any which had e\er
gone before, or of which conception could
have been formed or expectation ventured]
to anticipate. In the case of Parslow r.
Sykes, the jury found a verdict for the
plaintiff with <£‘lo,ooo damages.
Much of his success in this respect he
owed to the effect produced by the happy
quotations with which his speeches
abound. lie introduced into them pas
sages from the best and most populous an- j
thors,which he applied with exquisite taste !
and singular felicity. These he gave to
the Jury in language the most affecting,
and in tones of the strongest feeling and
deepest sensibility. He communicated
his own feelings to his hearers by the ini
passioned manner of delivery, and produc
ed a kind of electrifying effect over the
whole Court.
In one of these cases the effect of his
address to the jury is still fresh to my
memory. Describing the state of mind of j
a husband, who, fondly attached to his
wife, who, suspects her fidelity, he paint
ed the different workings of his soul in the
most affecting colors, and in the most pa
thetic language—the agonies of suspense
—tiie feverish irritation of unrelieved
doubt —the struggles of the wounded spir
it, as to a fact which, while the heart
wished to disbelieve, his inind told him
was hut too true. The jury followed him
with fixed attention, and the audience
with deep solicitude for the verdict. He
closed the statement with Othello’s words
from Shakspeare which so well applied to
his case:
“But, oh ! what damned minutes tell he o’er
Who doubts, believes, suspects, but strongly
loves!’
This was pronounced with a considerable
degree of pathos. ‘But,’ continued the
eloquent advocate, ‘when suspicion is real
ized into certainty, and his dishonor is
placed beyond the reach of doubt, despair j
assumes her dominion over th« afflicted:
j man; and well might he exclaim, from
] the same page—
“ Had it pleased Heaven
I To try me with aiiliction—had lie raised
| All kinds of sores and shames on my bare head,
j Steep'd me in poverty to the very lips—
I Given to captivity me and my hopes—
| I should have found in some place of my soul
| A drop of patience. But now ” ’
He stopped, and the effect was visible in
] every eye in the court. The language of
Shakspeare, ever true to nature, never
] fails to make its way to the heart. No
one knew how to give it that direction
with more truth and effect than Erskine.
Chronology of Cotton. —Just at the
present time, when all the politicans are
quarrelling about the currency and the
derangement of bussiness, we have com
piled an impartial view of the introduc
jtion to the use, and mutations of price in
the history of cotton, which, although it
is the staple commodity of this country,
is an article that, above all others, shows
the most sensitive actios on the slightest
approach of a change, no matter what
causes the commotion.
1730. Mr. Wyatt spins the first cotton
yarn in England, by machinery.
103.5. The Dutch first export cotton
from Surinam.
1742. First mill for spinning cotton er
ected at Brimingham, moved by mules or
! horses, hut not successful in its opera
; t ioilS.
174!). The fly-shuttle generally used in
England.
175(5. Cotton velvets and quiltings made
in England for the first time.
17(51. Arkwright obtained the first pa
tent lor the spinning frame, which he fur
ther improved.
1708. The stocking frame applied by
Hammond to the making of lace.
171:3. A bill passed to prevent the ex
port of machinery used in cotton facto
j rics.
1779. Mule spinning invented by Ilar
grave.
17*2. First import of raw cotton from
Brazil into England.
1782. W att took out his patent for the
steam engine.
1783. A bounty granted in England
on the export of certain cotton goods.
1785. Power looms invented by Dr.
Cartwright. Steam engines used in cot
ton factories.
1780. Bleaching first performed by the
agency of the oxyinuriatic acid.
1787. First machinery to spin cotton
put in operation in France.
17i5'J. Sea Island cotton first planted in
the United States, and Upland cotton first
cultivated for use and export about this
time.
1790. Salter, an Englishman, builds
the first American cotton factory, at Puw
j tucket, It. I.
1793. Eli Whitney, an American, in
vents the cotton gin, which he patents.
1798. First mill and machinery for
cotton erected in Switzerland.
1189. Spinning by machinery intro
duced into Saxony this year.
1803. First cotton factory built in New
Hampshire.
1805. Power looms successively and
widely introduced into England.
I*o7. The revolution in Spanish A
merica begins to furnish new markets for
cotton manufactures.
1810. Digest of cotton manufactures
in the U. States by Mr. Gallatin, and an
other by Tench Cox, Esq. of Philudel
phia.
1811. Machinery to make bobbin lace
patented by John Burn.
1813. The India trade more free, and
more British manufactures sent there.
I*ls, The power loom introduced into
the U. States first at Waltham.
1818. Average price of cotton 34 cents
—higher tiian since 1810. New method
of preparing sewing cotton, by Mr. Ilolt.
181*. Extraordinary prices for Alaba
ma cotton lands.
I*3o. Steam power first applied with
success extensively to lace manufactures.
1833 First cotton factory in Lowell
erected.
1833. First export of raw cotton from
Egypt into Great Britain.
1835. In New Orleans, cotton at from
23 to 35 cents per pound.
l*3ti. Self acting mule spinner patent
ed in England by Roberts.
1837. American cotton manufactures
first exported to any considerable extent.
1839. Highest duty in the United States
on foreign cotton manufactures.
1830. About this time Mr. Dyer in
troduced a machine from the United
States into England for the purpose of
making cards.
1832. Duty on cotton goods imported
into the United States reduced ; and in
England it is forbid to employ minors in
cotton mills for more than nine hours on
a Saturday; in consequence, they work
at something else.
1834. Cotton at 17 cents.
1835. Extensive purchases made of cot
ton lands bv speculators and others.
1830. The season began at 16 cents,
and the year ended at 20 cents.
J. W. FROST, F.DITOR.
NUMBER 6.
Life of an Editor. The following
j paragraph is taken from an English pa
i per, and presents a just view of the diffi
j cullies which attend the life of an editor
jof a newspaper—who is obliged to cater
; fur an almost infinite variety of appetites,
j It reminds one of the hapless flying fish
1 in the tropics, who is eagerly chased while
in his native dement by voracious boni
tas and dolphins, and when he makes use
ol his wings to escape from these perse
vering enemies, and rises into the air, a
host of the feathered tribe are waiting with
impatience to pounce upon and devour
him.
“An editor cannot step without treading
on somebody’s toes. If he expresses his
opinion fearlessly and frankly, he is aro
gant and presumptuous ; ifhe merely states
facts without comment, he dares not avow
his sentiments. If he conscientiously re
fu-es to advocate the claims of an indi
vidual to office, he is accused of personal
hostility. A Jackanapes who measures
off words into verse as a clerk does tape
by the yard, hands him a parcel of stuff
that jingles like a handful of rusty nails
and a gimblet, and if the editor is not fool
enough to print the nonsense—'Stop my
paper, I won’t patronise a man that is no
better judge of poetry !’ One murmurs
because his paper is too literary, another
because it is not literary enough, one
would have the type so small that a micro
scope would be indispensable in every
family ; another threatens to discontinue
his paper unless the lettters are half an
inch long. In fact, every subscriber has
a plan of his own for conducting a jour
nal, and the labor of Sisyphus was recrea
tion when compared with that of an edi
tor who undertakes to please all.”
Anecdote of General Putnam.—
During the French war, when the British
Commander,General Amherst, was march
ing across the country to Canada, the ar
my coming to one of the lakes, which
they were obliged to pass, found the
French had an armed vessel of twelve
guns upon it. The General was in great
trouble; his boats were no match for her,
and if his men were embarked in them,
that single ship might sink the whole of
them. While he was pondering on the
course to be pursued, Putman came up
to him and saiu , “General that ship must
be taken." “Aye” says Amherst, “I would
give the world were she taken.” “I’ll
take hex.; give me a beetle, (a large wood
en maul) and wedges of my own choice.”
General Amherst could not understand
Putnam’s method of taking armed ships
with a beetle and wedges but thought
proper to grant him what he required.—
At night Putnam put his men and his
beetle and wedges on board of a boat;
then passing silently under the stern of
the vessel, in a moment drove his wedges
in the little cavity between the rudder and
stern, and made his escape. In the morn
ing, the ship being found adrift in the mid
dle of the lake, with her sails fluttering,
entirely unmanageable, was presently
blown ashore and easily taken.
A Scotchman’s Idf.as of Glory.—
From the Edinburgh Review, the follow
ing amusing paragraph is taken.
We can inform the Americans what
are the inevitable consequences of being
too fond of glory. Taxes upon every ar
ticle that enters into the mouth or covers
the hack, or is placed under foot; taxes
upon every thing that is pleasant to see,
hear, feel, smell or taste; taxes upon
warmth, light, or locomotion; taxes upon
every thing on the earth and water under
the earth; on every thing that comes
from abroad, or is grown at home; taxes
on the raw material; taxes on every fresh
value that is added to it by the in
dustry of man; taxes on the course which
pampers man’s appetite, and the drug
which restores him to health, on the er
mine which decorates the judge, and the
rope that hangs the criminal; on the poor
man’s salt, and the rich man’s spice; on
tlic brass nails of the cofiin, and the rib
ands of the bride; at bed or board, couch
ant or levant, we must pay. The school
boy whips his taxed top; the beardless
youth manages his taxed horse with a taxed
bridle on a taxed road ; the dying English
man pouring his medicine on which he
had paid seven per cent, into a spoon that
he has paid fifteen per cent, flings himself
back upon his chintz bed, which has paid
twenty two per cent, makes his will on an
eight pound stamp, and expires in the arms
of an apothecary, who has paid a licence
of a hundred pounds for a privilege of
putting him to death. His whole proper
ty is then immediately taxed from two to
nineteen per cent. Besides the probate,
large fees are demanded for burying him is
the chancel ; he is handed down to poster
ity on taxed marble, and be is then gath
ered to his fathers—to be taxed no msfc.
Dress. —lt reminds me of what Dr. *
Johnson once said to an acquaintance
of mine of a lady, who was celebrated
by dressing well, "the best evidence X
can give you of her perfection in this re»
spect is that we can never remember whet
she has os.”