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BRUNSWICK, GEORGIA, THURSDAY MORNING, SEPTEMBER 7,1837.
MISCELLANY.
A London Fashionable Tailor’s
Bill. The late Capt. Nesbitt. In
the Court of Exchequer on Saturday, an
action was brought by Mr. Burghart, the
tailor, of Clifford street, against the Ex
ecutors of the late Capt Nesbitt, to re
cover <£2,154, for clothes and house rent,
for a period of three years, during which
time the deceased was under age. The ;
defendants pleaded infancy, to which the
plaintiff rejoined, that the articles suppli- j
ed were “necessaries.” The matter had
been before the Court of Chancery, by j
which the present action was directed, to j
ascertain if the articles so furnished, I
came under the description of “ necessa- j
ries.” Mr. Erie, in stating the case to j
the jury, said that, although the amount
of the plaintiffs bill, and the same quan
tity of clothes supplied to the ihinor might
appear extraordinary, 'it must be at the
same time borne in mind that the deceas
ed, was a gentleman probably of a capri
cious turn of mind, and was a young
man who was mingling in the most fash
ionable society, and was represented as
heir to an income amounting to £7,000,
into possession of which he would come
on attaining the age of twenty-one. In,
the course of the present investigation, it j
w'oirld be fodhd that many of the articles
which had been ordered by Mr. Nesbitt
were of the most costly and expensive de
scription ; but the jury, in determining
what were “ necessaries,” that being the
sole question at issue, were not to con
fine themselves to what would merely
clothe the deceased, but what were neces
sary for a gentleman keeping the compa
ny Capt. Nesbitt had, and holding a com
mission in the Life Guards. The whole
question, in point of fact, was, were the
articles furnished by the plaintiff necessa
ries, or were they not? Then, taking
the habits of a gay young man, who was
mixing with the most fashionable< world,
into consideration, he had no doubt but
that the jury would award a verdict to the
plaintiff for.the whole amount of his de
mand, every shilling of which, had Capt.
Nesbitt lived, would have been paid.—
William Stultz, examined by *Mr. Platt,
stated that he was clerk to the plaintiff.
Amongst the articles there was a fur
cloak, which had formerly composed part
of the wardrobe of the late King George
the Fourth; that was charged £73 10s;
three Indian Cachmere shawls, of a pe
culiar fine quality, £149 10s. averaging
about £SO each ; these were supplied on
the 25th November, 1830. Then there
was some sable fur of a curious and ex
pensive quality, which had also belonged
to George the Fourth, for Mrs. Nesbitt’s
cloak, £42 ; an aigulette for his regimen
tal cloak, made of pearl gold, £2l. jin
the month of October, 1830, Capt. Nes
bitt took the upper part of the plaintiffs
house for the period of six years, 'at an
annual rent of £4OO. Those apartments
were now let at about the same rate. Os
the whole amount.of the bill, the item of
regimental clothing was not more than
about £3OO. Mr. Nesbitt was an officer
in the Life Guards, and kept two Guards,
a»4 kept two horses; he had two serv
ants at his lodgings, and two at the sta
bles. He also had a regimental groom.
For all these servants liveries were made.
Captain Nesbitt frequently changed his
servants, and he always had fresh liveries
for the new servants. It was impossible
for him at thatniomeut to say what the
costs of those liveries had been, because
the items ran throughout the account;
but he thought the amount of Captain
Nesbitt’s personal clothing was about
£IOOO, and the remaining part of the
clothing bill must therefore be made up
with charges for the liveries.
Lord Abinger. What is the whole
amount of the plaintiffs claim on this
head ? Witness. £1,524. Lord Abin
ger. Then, deducting the other things,
the cost of the liveries would he about
£524. Examination resumed : There
were four sets of gold buttons also fur
nished ; the charge for them was £2l;
also a writing and dressing case which
had belonged to George the Fourth, a
very handsome article, 10 guineas. Lord
Abinger. Then it seems that what be
longed to the late King were “necessa
ries” for Captain Nesbitt? (Laughter.)
The chargfe for the first black coat was
£5 ss. Mr. Thesiger (who caused much
laughter by reading the items). Well,
now I come to “ a rich sable boa tippet;”
I don’t believe that was necessary as a
part of the military costume of the Life
Guards. (A laugh.) That, I see, is
charged five guineas; pray, was that for
Capt. Nisbett*s sister? Witness. Oh no,
th*t jpis for himself. It was an exceed
ingly cold winter, and he wore it round
his neck. Mr. Thesiger. “ Probably
“ rich racing jackets” are necessary for
an officer in the Life Guards,' for I see
two are charged (a laugh); and then I
find an item “ 34 black silk handkerchiefs
and stocks, £lO3 25.” Were those had ?
Witness. Yes, there were also thirty-two
white quilting waistcoats, £54, with Life
Guard dress buttons, and large friar’s'
cape. Next there were fifteen yards rich
Genoa velvet, £22 Ills, and the following
item was nine cashmere waistcoats charg
ed £l3 10s. On the 10th of November,
there was a superfine green cloth lady’s
cloak, lined, £l9. On 18th of April,
1830, there were six pair of doe skin
trowsers, £3l 10s f he could not say
whether those constituted part of the Life
Guards’ regimental attire. The charges
in the bill were for twelve months’ credit.
At the time Captain Nesbitt took the
lodgings he was unmarried, but he nev
ertheless took the whole of the upper
part of the house, except an attic. It
was, however, understood that he was
about to ho married, that he was on the
point of marriage to Miss Mordaunt, who
was in the habit of coming nearly every
day to see him. When he was united to
that lady he left the apartments. Proof
was given that the deceased held a com
mission in the Life Guards, and that he
was entitled to £27,000.
Mr. Thesiger then addressed the jury
at great length on the defence, and stated
that the question they had to consider
was one of the utmost importance, not
merely to those engaged in trade, but
to the well doing of young men on
on their outset in life. It appeared that
at no time had Capt. Nesbitt possessed
more than £646 per annum. Os that
sum, £SOO was an allowance from his
guardians, and that the £146 was the
amount of his pay. How could he then
afford to take apartments at £4OO per an
num ? Or how could he afford to have
the articles lie was about to enumerate in
the short space of three years? There
was, first, a charge of £lB5 7s. for regi
mentals ; £442 5s for eighty eight coats;
£316 2s 6d for one hundred and fifty two
waistcoats; £244 9s for trousers and
breeches; £77 2s for six morning gowns ;
£l2 10s for two racing jackets; £7B 11s
6d for two fancy dresses; £lO3 2s for
black silk handkerchiefs and stocks;
£6B 2s for seventy nine pairs of drawers;
£59 10s for four cloaks ; £149 10s for
three shawls; 97/" 13s for furs; 54/ 14s
for thirty eight yards of Genoa velvet;
46/ 16s for alterations, etc.; und 23/ odd,
for bread, and butter, and tea. Now it
was for the jury to say wliether these
things were “actual necessaries” for a
young man of Capt. Nesbitt’s station
and circumstances. His learned friend
had said, that young men similarly situat
ed with the deceased were entitled to go
to fancy dress balls and, therefore, that
he must necessarily have a fancy dress.
With great deference to the officers of
the regiment, he would take the liberty
of saying .that they had no right to attend
such entertainments when under age, un
less their pecuniary resources were such
as to justify the act. Lady Nesbitt, his
mother, complained to the plaintiff, and
even appealed to him, as the father of a
family, to know how he would like any
person to encourage his children in hab
its of extravagance, as he had been doing
in regard to her son. To these appeals
the plaintiff only.returned a sneer, and
said that he should trust to her son’s hon
or, and that he would pay him. The
learned counsel then at some length, pro
ceeded to comment upon the conduct of
the plaintiff. The jury must also remem
ber that during the three years that the
plaintiffs claim was incurred, there were
many orders given to other tailors, to one
of whom Capt. Nesbitt’s estate owed
602/, to another 504/; so that in addi
tion to the present claim of 2,154/, there
were others from tailors amounting to
nearly 1200/. He looked confidently for
their verdict ’ .
Colonel Poyntz stated that, in his opin
ion, the amount of allowance necessary
for a young man going into the Life
Guards,, was. 300/ per annum, which, with
his pay as Sub-Lieutenant, 8s a day, was
quite sufficient for him to live upou. Five
hundred pounds per annum was an abun
dant allowance. He should say that 600/
was enough to purchase all the requisite
outfittings. Cross examined by Mr. Erie.
He had lived upon that income himself
in his early days, and had also known ma
ny others who had done so.. The Hon.
General Lygon a General in his Maj
esty’s service, and was formerly Colonel
of the First Regiment of Life Guards—
was so in 1828, 1829, and 1830. He
knew Mr. Nesbitt, who lived principally
in the barracks, in which there were
rooms set apart for his accommodation.
He considered 500/ per annum, in addi
tion to his pay, to he sufficient for the
rank Mr. Nesbitt held in the Life Guards,
although some allowance mnst at times be
made for the station and education of the
party; 600/ was ample for an outfit.
Cross examined by Mr. Pratt. That in
cluded horses. Did not know that the
expenses of the first Life Guards were
greater than the Blues. He knew Mr.
Nesbitt had two horses, but he might have
had more without his knowledge. It was
not absolutely -necessary for him to have
a groom, as he had a soldier assigned him
from the ranks to attend his horses. It
“HEAR, ME FOR MY CAUSE.”
is expected that the junior officers always
i reside in batjacks and dine at the mess.
Lady Nesbitt, who was then called, stated
that she had upbraided, indeed appealed
to, the plaintiff as a father, upon the cruel
ty of encouraging her son in his extrava
agance. Other witnesses having been put
into the box. Lord Abingdon recapitulated
the evidence, and then told the jury if they
believed the testimony of the witnesses for
the defendants, that the deceased had an
allow« ice of 500/ a year, in addition to
his pay of 146/, that they must find a
verdict for the defendants, as it had been
proved by two officers of long experience
that such an allowance was ample and
sufficient. The jury found a verdict for
the defendants, thereby nonsuiting the
dear fashionable tailor.
[From a late English Pamphlet.]
The London Tradesman thirty
years ago. Such of our readers as re
member the London tradesman of thirty
years ago, will be able to call to mind the
powdered wig and queue, the precise shoes
and buckles, and the unwrinkled silk hose
and tight inexpressibles that characteriz
ed the shopkeeper of the old school. —
Whenever, this stately personage walked
abroad on matters of trade, however press
ing or important, he nevfcr forgot for a
moment the dignified step of his fore
fathers; whilst nothing gratified his self
complacency more, than to take histoid
headed cane in hand, and, leaving
shop all the while, to visit his pooler
neighbors, and to shew his authority by
inquiring into their affairs, settling their
disputes, and compelling them to be hon
est, and to manage their establishments
according to his plan, llis business was
conducted throughout upon the formal
mode of his ancestors. His clerks, shop
men, and porters, all had their appointed
costumes ; and their intercourse with their
chief, or with each other, was disciplined
according to established laws of etiquette.
Every one had his.especial department of
duty, and the line of demarcation at the
counter was marked out and observed with
all the punctilio of neighboring, but rival
States. The shop of this trader of the
old school retained all the peculiarities
and inconveniences of
its windows displayed no gaudy wares to
lure the vulgar passer by, and the panes
of glass, inserted in ponderous wooden
frames were constructed exactly after the
ancestral pattern. Such were some of
the solemn peculiarities of the last gener
ation of tradesmen. The present age
produced anew school of traders, whdse
first innovation was, to cast off the wig,
ant| cashier the barber with his pomatum
box, by. which step an hour was gained ip
thq. daily toilet.- Their next change was,
to discard the shoes and the tight unmen
tionables—whose complicated details ot
buckles and straps, and whose close ad
justment .occupied, another half hour—in
favor of Wellingtons and pantaloons,
which were whipped on in a trice, and
gave freedom, though perhaps, at the ex
pense of dignity, to the persona! inove
mentsduring the day. Thus accoutered,
these supple dealers whisked or flew, just
as the momentary calls of business became
more or less urgent; whilst so absorbed
were they in their own interests, that they
scarcely knew the names of their nearest
neighbors,, nor cared whether they lived
peaceably or not,, so long as they did not
come to break their windows.
Nor did the spirit of innovation stop
here; for the shops of this new race of
dealers underwent as great a metamor
phosis as their owners. Whilst the inter
nal economy of these was reformed—with
a view to give the utmost facility to the
labor of the establishment, by dispensing
with all forms, and tacitly agreeing even
to suspend the ordinary deferences due to
station, Jest their observance might, how
ever slightly, imepedethe business in hand
—externally, the windows, which were
constructed of plate glass, with elegant
frames extending from the ground,‘ to the
ceiling, were made to blaze with all the
temporary finery of the day., We all know
the result that followed from this very
unequal rivalry. One by one the ancient
and quiet followers of the habits of their
ancestors yelded before the active com
petition of thdir more alert neighbors.—
Some few of the less bigotted disciples of
the old school adopted the new-light sys
tem, but all who to stem the stream
were overwhelmed ; for with grief we add,
that the very last of these very interesting
specimens of olden time that survived,
joining the two generations of London
.tradesmen, and whose shop used to glad
den the soul of every Tory pedestrian in
Fleet street, with its unreformed windows,
has at length disappeared, having lately
passed into the Gazette, that schedule A
of anti-reforming traders. That which
the shop-keeper of the present day
is 4o him of the last age, such, com
paring great things with small,, is the
commercial position of America as con
trasted with that of Great Britain at the
present moment. Our deb||nay be called
the inexpressibles or tights, which inces
santly restrains us from / keeping up with
the nimble pace of our pantalooned rivals.
The square toed shoes and the polished
buckles may be compared to the feudal
laws, and customs, which, in competition
with Wellington booted brother Jonathan,
impede the march of improvement and
the enterprise of Englislnnen. The pow
dered wig and queue we shall liken to
our Church Establishment, which, al
though very ornamental and imposing in
appearance, does yet engross a great share
of the time and attention of our Parlia
ment to adjust it properly, all of which
the legislature of our straight-haired com
petitor has been enabled to apply to the
encouragement of a more prosperous
trade. The nntaxed newspapers of A
nierica, with their wide expanse of ad
vertisements, contrasted with the stamped 1
sheets of this country, are the new and old
light windows of the two generations of
shop keepers. The quickened gait of the
trader to-day, and the formal step of his
predecessor, are the railways of the Unit
ed States iu competition with our turn
pikes and canals. And, to complete the
simile, If we would see in the conduct of
the two nations a resemblance to the con
trast between the policy of the dealer of
the old school, who delighted to meddle
in the concerns of his neighbors, and that
of the reformed tradesman, who rigidly
confined his attention to the duties of his
own courffer—let us picture England, in
terfering with and managing the business
of almost every State in Europe, ai«l Afri
ca, .whilst America will form no connec
tion with any one of them, excepting as
customers.
Natural Productions. Some stones
are preserved by the curious, for repre
senting distinctly figures traced lfy nature
alone, and without the aid of art. Pliny
mentions an agate, in which appeared,
formed by the hand of nature, Apollo
amidst the nine muses holding a harp.
Majolus assures us, that at Venice- anoth
er is seen, in which is naturally formed
the perfect.figure of a man. At Pisa, in
the church oi' St. John, there is a similar
natural production, which represents an
old hermit in a desert seated by the side
of a stream, and -whj) holds in his hand a
small bell, as St. Anthony is commonly
painted. In the temple of Si. Sophia, a*
Constantinople, there was formerly on a
white marble the image of John the Bap
tist covered with the skin of a camel,
with this only imperfection, that nature
had given but one leg. At Ravenna, in
the church of St. Vital, a cordelier is
seen on a dusky stone. They found in
Italy a marble, in which a crucifix is so
elaborately finished, that there appeared
the nails, the drops of blood, and the
wounds, as perfectly as the most excellent
painter could have performed. At Sued
burg, in Germany, they found in a mine
a certain rough metal, on which was seen
the figure of a man, who carried a child
on his back. In Provence they found in
a mine, a quantity of natural figures of
birds, trees, rats, and serpents; and in
some places of the western part of Tarta
ry, are seen on divers rocks, the figures of
camels, horses, and sheep. Paucirollus,
in his Lost Antiquities attests, that in a
church at Rome, a marble perfectly rep
resented a priest celebrating mass, and
raising the host. Paul 111. conceiving
that art had been used, scraped the mar
ble to discover whether any painting had
been employed; hut nothing of the kind
was discovered. “I have seen,” writes a
friend, “many of these curiosities. They
are always helped out by art. In my fa
ther’s house was a grey marble chimney
piece, which abounded in portraits, land
scapes, &c., the greatest part of which
was made by myself.” The Rev Ste
phen Weston possesses a very large collec
tion, many certainly untouched by art.
One stone appears like a perfect cameo'
of a Minerva’s head; another shows an
old man’s head; beautiful as if the hand
of Raphael had designed it. Both these
stones are transparent. Some exhibit
portraits.
There is preserved in the British Mu
seum, a black stone, on wfiich nature has
sketched a resemblance of the portrait of
Chancer. Stones of this kind, possess
ing a sufficient degree of resemblance,
are rare; but art appears not to have
been used. Even in plants, we find this
sort of resemblance. There is a species
of the orchis found in the mountainous
parts of Lincolnshire, Kent, &,e. Nature
has formed a bee, apparently feeding in
the breast of the flower, with so much
exactness, that it is impossible at a very
small distance to distinguish the imposi
tion. Hence the plant Derives its name,
and is called the Bee Hotter. Langhorne
elegantly notices its appearance:
“See on that flowret’s velvet breast,
How close the busy vagrant lies !
His thin-wrouglit plume, his downy breast, . _
Th’ ambrosial gold that swell his thighs. *
Perhaps his fragrant load may bind
His limbs; — we’U set the captive free —
I sought the living bee to find,
And found the picture ot & bee.”
J. w. frost, editor
Koaraxmaft,
A Lawyer’s Criticism of Siiaks
pearh. I own that I qever perused my
chief favorite, the Merchant of Venice,
without a mixture of melancholy to think
that it has so many faults, and particular
ly that the distress turns chiefly upon em
barrassments with which no’ lawyer can
seriously sympathise. There are several
striking flaws in this drama. In the first
place, Antonio’s difficulties arise entirely
from his gross oversight in not effecting
an insurance upon his various argosies,
lie should have opened a set of policies
at once.upon the Rialto, where marine
insurance was perfectly well understood,
and where the brokers would have got
him fifty names in a forenoon, to any ex
tent, upon ship, freight, or cargo, lost or
not lost. This prudential step would
have given a totally different turn to the
whole affair. When he wanted to help
Bnssanio with three thousand ducats for
three months, he could easily have raised
the money at four per cent, on 4jie secu
rity of an assignment of the policy. Shy
lock says of him, “Antonio is a good
man; yet his means are in supposition :
lie hath an argosy bound to TYipolis, an
other to the Indies; I understand?*more
over, upon, the Rialto, he hath a third at
Mexico, a fourth for England, and other
ventures he hath squandered abroad.. But
ships are hut hoards, sailors but men ;
there be land rats and water rats, water
thieves and land thieves; I mean pirates;
and then there is the peril of waters,
winds, and rocks.” Now, these are the
very risks which the-contract of insurance
is intended to cover, as clearly explained
in Marshall and our other writers, and as
expressed in the following*clause inserted
in all policies; “Touching the adven
tures and perils which the said assurers
are contented to bear, and to take upou
them in this voyage, they are of the seas,
men-of-war, fire, enemies, pirates, rovers,
thieves, jettisons, &.c. barratry# of the
masters or mariners, and of all other per
ils, losses, and misfortunes that have or
shall come to the hurt, detriment, or dam
age of the said gqods or merchandizes,
and ship or vessel.” With this precau
tion, Antonio’s means would have been
no longer in supposition, and as good a*?-
hard cash, under deduction, merely, of
the -premium of insurance. Finally,
when intelligence was Anto
nio’s argosies being wrecked, iraT plain
that he might, in the circumstances, hare
at once abandoned to the andeyjnriters,
and claimed for a total loss. It is painful
to see so many amiable chnractersinrolved
in griefs and difficulties, which this sim
ple and natural expedient would have ob-
My feelings at this reflection are
something akin to those of a- j-ery sus-.
ceptible medical fWendf who declares that
he can never sit out Romeo and Joliet,
from the thought that a judicious use of
the stomaoh pump, in the last scene,
would remove all tlie-distrCsses, and make,
two lovers happy. [Blackwood’s Maga
zine. (
What will you wager? The dili
gence stopped at the White-horse-inn, in
the principal street of Fontainbleau. Fa
tigued and oppressed by tlic heat on the
road, vve slowly stretched ourselves, and
descended the steps of the vehicle as lazi
ly as possible, smiling at the vacant ap
pearance which sleep, broken by our sud
den arrival, had stamped upon the visages
of some of our fellow-travelers. The
baggage was dismounted, and dinner or
dered. Some of the country folks were
eagerly pressing forward to gaze on the
newly arrived, together with their pack
ages, and children. - In the
midst of this bustle, a fat, red-faced man,
about thirty years of age, an insipid bab
bler, Who had favored us th« whole length
of the journey with the history of his great
speculation at Fontainbleau, and of his
marriage, which he was at the present
time coming there to consummate, drew
out his watch, and exclaimed:
“Already four o’clock!”
“I’ll bet yotl that it is nftt,” Mid a gen
tleman in slippers, who was smoking a
cigar before the door of the low-roofed
apartment.
“Tis ond of Briquet’s watches,” proud
ly answered the rubicund-faced gentle
man, at this interruption.
“Ten louis, that it is not one of Bri
quet’s,” replied the smoker.
The other gavaJiim a look of pitf t ahd
went into the traveler’s room, Baying to
me, '* “v
“Don’t dine here/* and with n'touch of
the elbow, “we will go to a case, where
we can do better/’ *• -
“I’M wager any thin£ you choewe, that
the watch is worth nothing,” periistedjbe
one in slippers, fallowing after. "*
“I did not address my conversation to
you, sir.”
“I’ll bet that yon did,” retorted
other. , "• '•*
My fellow-traveler, confounded at thin
persecution, raised his hand,
his forehead, signifying that the hitCMgr
was deramred. ;
*1 defy you to prove it," continued