Brunswick advocate. (Brunswick, Ga.) 1837-1839, January 18, 1838, Image 1
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VOLUME X.
BY DAVIS & SHORT.
The Brunswick Advocate,
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B. Sales of Land, by Administrators,
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A. 11. PEMBERTON.
Mr. Pemberton will commence a trip through
Barnwell and Beaufort Districts, to Savannah,
thence through Bryan, Liberty, Mclntosh,
Glynn and Camden counties, and hack through
Wayne, &c. to Savannah; and thence through
Effingham, Striven, Burke, Jefferson, Wash
ington and Warren, to Augusta. After which,
he will travel through most of the neighbored
districts of South Carolina, and the middle ang
upper counties of Georgia; and through the
States of Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, N.
Carolina, Virginia, Ac.
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per cent. He has been offered more in some
instances, but cannot consent to take more from
one than another, or than he himself would
willingly pay ; and now fixes on these rates as
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be afforded, or as he has ever known paid—
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extent of bus.ness he may receive, than to the
rates themselves, together with the considera
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&c. may seem to justify, and checks, drafts, or
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Constitutionalist, do.
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Georgian, Savannah,
Advocate, Brunswick, Ga.
Mercury, Charleston.
Soulhern Patriot, do.
Southern Literary Journal do.
Southern Agriculturalist, do.
Western Carolinian, Salisbury, N. C.
Farmers’ Register, Petersburg, Va.
Southern Literary Messenger, Richmond,Va
Merchant, Baltimore.
Reformer, Wbsiiington City.
Augusta, June 22.
BTT’Publishers of Newspapers, &c., who may
think proper to engage his services, will please
i ive the above two or three conspicuous msu»
i -ons weekly or monthly, fcnd forward the No’s
Containing it. ,*
BRUNSWICK, GEORGIA, THURSDAY MORNING, JANUARY 18,1838.
MISCELLANY.
AN INDIAN RENCONTRE.
BY J. T. IRVING.
It was about midnight. The excitement
which had attended the brush with the
scouting party of Indians had cooled. The
soldiers were stern and watchful. The
idea that they should escape scot free had i
entirely passed away; but, notwithstand
ing this sense of peril, drowsiness was!
creeping over them. Norton had not
been seen since the watch was first ap
pointed. He had not been engaged in
the skirmish, nor was he at his post.
Vague surmises were offered as to his
fate ; and more than one gloomy shake
of the head announced fears of the worst,
when they were startled by a cry near the
horses.
‘Them Ingens are at the animals,’ said
Adherbal, starting up and cocking his j
rifle.
A number of rangers sprang to their
feet. Attlie same time fierce whoops
rose from several quarters, echoed by a
scream of terror from the horses, and a
cloud of savage figures flitted among the
underwood. One of them was stopped
in full career, by a bullet from Adherbal’s
rifle. Then followed a crashing of bush
es and stamping of hoofs. A loud yell
from the Indians drove the frightened
horses to madness. They tore up their
stakes and ran, with wild neighs, one a
gainst another, \vl l i 1 e the Indians pressed
on with whoops and cries. The horses
grew furious. The woods rnjig with their
w ild neighs. They rushed together in a
dense mass, and stood for a moment hes
itating as to their course. Adherbal took
advantage of the pause to shout. ‘They’ve!
rushed them. Let them that value their
lives take to the trees.’
lu good time the advice was given and
followed; for scarcely were the rangers
ensconced, before the herd came gal
loping on. Their course was like the
rush of an avalanche. They leaped the
prostrate fields. Their own neighs and
the yells of the pursuers served to in
crease their fury, and the ground shook’
; under them. They bore down the en
campment, and could he plainly seen in
the light. Every eye blazed! The
streaming breath smoked from their nos
trils !—Every mane was erect ! Their
long tails flaunted in the air,and the white
j foam frothed around their mouths. In a
| moment they plunged through the fire,
and thousands of sparks flew upward In
another instant the tent was trampled un
der foot. Just then Adherbal spoke in a
loud clear voice—
‘W ait till the animals are past.then give
it to the Ingens.’
As the herd vanished, a cloud of sava
ges followed in their wake, darting from
tree to tree.
‘Pepper their -hides !’ cried the old
man. A dozen yagers flashed and their
reports were answered by a single scream
‘One Pawnee the less,’ said he. ‘Give
them another taste.’
He had scarcely spoken, w hen a shower
of arrows were discharged by the Indi
ans and one of the rangers fell forward,
pierced through the breast.
Till then Herrick had beer, inactive,
| but the fall of the ranger roused him.
.He started from his post and his voice
i rang like a trumpet through the stillness
J which followed the discharge. As he
stepped out, Adherbal caught his arm.
‘Keep cool, bov,’ said he, ‘there’s noth
ing like calm in ingen lights.’
His advice was unheeded, for Herrick
burst from him, cutlass in hand, and
sprang toward live enemy.
‘Follow ! follow !’ shouted he, waving
his arm to the rangers, who were advanc
j ing with Arden.
A cloud of arrows were discharged,
and several pierced his clothes; but he
kept on his course. An Indian sprang at
him from behind a tree, but Herrick drew
a pistol and shot him dead.
‘Mighty cool,’ said Ritton; ‘l’ve heard
Norton speak of that young man. When
his blood’s up, lie’s a devil incarnate.
They say too, he bears a charmed life.’
‘ls that the say V cried Adherbal, who
was not untinged with superstition. ‘I
reckon it may be true, for I never seed
a man go so clear of arrows.’
The rangers obeyed, the call of Her
rick. Headed by Arden and Santon,
they poured on. An arrow struck the
latter in the head, and he feeluead direct
ly in front of the fire.
‘On !on !’ shouted Herrick ; ‘avenge
Stanton !’
It needed only this cry to excite them.
The young lieutenant was a favorite with
all : and their execrations as they rushed
by his corpse, showed the fierce feelings
excited by his fall. At that moment a
pile of dry fuel, collected to .Verve for the
night, caught ‘fire and blazed up like a
beacon light, illuminating the dark arch
es of the forest with a red, ghastly glare.
The situation of both parties was reveal
ed. The hushes were teeming with dark
vvarriors ; the grum faces and giowing
eyes were peering from behind each tree.
In a moment the rangers were among
them, with their heavy cutlasses.
> ‘That’s a mighty ridiculous way of fight
ing ingens,’ said Adherbal, who, with a
bout eight or ten hunters, still kept the ;
trees. ‘There’s three good lives lost,V I
Though superior in numbers, the In
dians were beginning to give groifhd,
when a single whoop rose at some dis-j
tance in the w oods. It was but a solita- j
ry voice, hut was answered by a yell of;
exultation from the Indians. They ral- J
lied, and the new comer, a young warrior, j
glaring with pain, dished through the
thicket and grappled Herrick.
‘That’s Sharatack, the Hawk Chief,’ ;
said Adherbal. ‘lf Ostrand’s charmed
life ever stood him in stead it is now.’
The contest between the two was hand
to hand, foot to foot, and breast to breast.
It was a trial of strength and activity, for
each had seized the armed hand of his
j opponent. Herrick soon found that, in
sinew, his foe was 1113 superior; but he
shrank not from the struggle. They pres
sed each other backward and forward, at
one moment so closely clenched, that'
their cheeks touched ; the next, they '
held each other at full stretch of arm. '
They w rithed and panted. At length Her
rick stumbled and fell, forcing the Indian 1
with him to the ground. The savage at
tempted to rise, and half succeeded ; but
Herrick wreathed his arm around him
and dragged him down, when a blow was
aimed at his head by an Indian. A sud
den motion caused it to miss and take j
partial effect upou the shoulder of Shara-'
tack, whose struggles it weakened : and
before it could be repeated, the intruding
savage was felled by a ranger’s cutlass.
During the scuffle, both antagonists had
dropped their weapons and grasped each
other’s throats, till both were nearly sense
less. While thus exausted, an Indian
rushed forward and dragged the young
j Hawk Chief from the fray. Another rais
|ed his tomahawk to make a blow at Her
rick, but a ranger’s weapon checked his
i arm. Tims frustrated, the savage turned
! furiously upon the new opponent. The
Indian was a man of great strength. The
| ranger was hurled to the ground and in
i another instant had been fairly sped, had
! not a bullet stretched the savage in the
dust.
‘That’s the way to send a hall,’ said
Adherbal, re-loading his rifle. ‘Yon see,
Sip, I didn’t trouble that fellow with un
necessary pain. I tried dreadful hard to
{get a shof at the Young Hawk while lie
j and Herrick were tusseling, hut I could
] not without winging Mr. Ostrand. I’m
! afraid that ingen’s pretty near used him
up.’
j As he spoke, however, Herrick rose
j slowly from the earth. The crowd of Li
llians had grown so dense, that the ran
! gers were completely hemmed in. There
| was but little chance of escape, and they
j fought with fury of despair,
j ‘Monstrous had! monstrous bad!’
! muttered Adherbal, tightening his belt
! and pulling at his knife, to set it from the
i scabbard. ‘I reckon we’ll have to charge
, among them. Send them your bullets,
{then spring out and give them your
I blades.’
‘Stop ! said a voice at his elbow.
‘Ha! Norton, see what a fix them ran-
J gers have got into. They would charge
j and now they arc in a pretty Scrape.’
‘Follow me, all !’ said Norton, without
replying ; ‘make no noise.’
With swift caution they made a circuit
through the forest, and approached the
! fighting party, from the quarter opposite
j that in which they had formerly been sta
tioned.
‘Now,’ said Norton, ‘give a hurrah and
! rush them.’ The words rang to their
! loud cheer.
! ‘Forward ! forward !’ shouted he. ‘Hold
j your lire till within six paces, then give
thhm lead ; and take good aim.’
| The rangers were equally surprised with
' the Indians, at this reinforcement. A
; faint yell of defiance burst from the sav
ages, hut was cut short by the discharge
of rifles, which levelled, each a man.
Club your guns, and close,’ shouted
Adherbal. Upon this charge most of the
I Indians fled ; hut a few were arrested by
i the trumpet whoop of Sharatack, w ho re
appeared and took his station foremost in
the fight.
‘I thought Herrick had settled that In
gen,’muttered Adherbal. ‘They'll fight
Hike devils, while the young Hawk heads
I them. I think I’ll step .out in the hushes
and load my rifle. It’s prudent to settle
him without coming to close quarters.
He fights wonderful.’
Before he had time to reload his wea
; pon, the Indians disappeared. The Hawk
Chief tried to rally them, m vain. In a
j few moments not a savage was in sight.
‘Tis useless to follow,’ said Norton ;
j ‘lt would only he wasting men, whom
j we cannot spare.’
| His advice >vas too prudent to be neg
■ lected, and Arden recalled his rangers,
J who were starting in pursuit. j
Herculanean Manuscripts. Every
body knows the difficulty of unrolling the
herculanean manuscripts, hut I had no i
dea that the labor was so tedious and un
promising. If the process goes on at the
same rate as at present, another eruption
may bury the whole lot afresh, before the
work is completed. There are few hands
employed, epd only five interpreters of
any ability: besides, those to whom we
principally owe what has been already
brought to light, are either past work or
gone to the tomb. The papyri are deci
phered by the aid of a lens of only very
moderate power; a strong magnifier is
found to render the letters more or less
illegible, by bringing into view the fibres
of the materials on Which they are writ
ten. The subdued steady light of the
shade answers best; and no lens is so good
as the naked eye, when the sight is clear.
It seems next to impossible that any er
ror should make its way to the press, from
the care that is taken with the copies.—
After tiie text has been committed to pa
per, and undergone a strict scrutiny by
the Academia Ercolanense, it is then en
graved on coppej, and carefully collated
with the originals, which are kept preserv
ed in frames, for future reference: the
whole is then subjected to a fresh and final
examination and revision by the acade
my, before the last irrevocable .step of
sending it to the press. The quantity of
matter in each page of the originals is
generaLqv equal to an octavo page of the
ordinary pica type. The lines contain
only about 22 letters; but to make up for
the deficiency, there are commonly \Xt
lines in the column. The authors put in
to type do not amount to a dozen ; they
are all Greek hut one, and fathered, with
few exceptions, upon Epicurus and tiie
eternal Philodeuius. The greater num
ber of the 1300 undeveloped papyri are
compacted so firmly as to render any at
tempt at unrolling absolutely hopeless.—
It was under an arched roof, in Herculan
eum, that the least injurad manuscripts
were found ; and their preservation is
suppose;! to lie owing to their protection,
under the vault, from either extremes of
h.cat or moisture. Those are first select
ed for tiie operation* of unrolling, which,
after pe; using a portion of the matter, the
interpreter- deems most likely to reward
his pains, hut, before he can form opin
ion about this, it is often necessary to
continue'the examination for a good half
year.
In some rare instances the author’s
name is alluded to early in the work, or
may be inferred from the text before much
labor lias been expended; hut this hap
pens very seldom, as the first few columns
i are almost always destroyed by the fire,
land the name of the writer not discover
ed until the whole of the volume is un
rolled, and then they are found in a con
cluding column, for the custom was to
subjoin, as well as prefix, the title. It is
provoking to see the process’creeping on
at this snail’s pace. Why are not. some
hundreds of these idle ecclesiastics put
in requisition for tim ework? We are
told that Ilaytcr unrolled’ forty MSS, in
two years, and with the same industry the
Whole collection would he. unfolded in lit
tle better than half a century. Sir Hum
phrey Davy despaired at arriving at a
speedier process, and in his own attempts
isacrificed not lower than twenty volumes;
'at last owning his belief, that no better
|plan of developemcnt was ever likely to
{he hit upon than that which is at present
iin practice. The common opinion is that
the manuscripts fiyjnd in Herculaneum
! belonged so a private collection, and that
! we may fairly hope, if the excavations be
(carried on, that we shr.il one day arrive at
| the treasures of a public library. It is
j very gratifying to holdout such expccta
' tions, l>ut cut bona ! While the process
of developemcnt goes on as at present,
i our enjoyment of this treasure might he
reserved for the millenium. The iincs
and letters in some of the papyri h ive a
regularity almost typographical, and, no
doubt, were executed by professional co-
Ipvists ; others are scrawled hastily in such
a way as to suggest the idea of their be
ing done by the author himself: a sug
gestion further corroborated by _ correc
tions which have every appearance of be
ing the result of consideration. The
persons employed in the slow, ‘sedulous,
and most bilious occupation, of unfold
ing these carponaceous scrawls, are mis
erably remunerated. The "highest price
for unrolling and engraving a column on
copper, is twenty six diicate, subordinate
laborers get ten ducats a month. [Sir
B. Faulkner’s Tour.-
Enforced Marriage and Happy
Release. Sir W alter Scott used to re
late the following curious anecdote : My
cousin W atty, said lie, was a midshipman
some forty jjears ago in a ship at Ports
mouth ; he and two other companions
had gone on shore, and had overstaied
their leave* spent all their money, and
run up an iminese hill at a tavern on the
Point. The ship made the signal for
sailing ; but their landlady said, “No,
gentlemen, you shall not escape without
paying Your reckoning ;’’ and she ac-,
compainod her words by appropriate ac
tions, and placed them uuder the tender
keeping of a sufficient party of bailifFs.
They felt that they were in a scrape, and
petitioned very hard to be released. “No,
no,” said Mrs Quickly, “I nuist he satis
fied some way or t’other : you must he
wiel! aware, gentlemen, that you will he
totally ruined if you don’t got on board
in time.” They made long faces, and
confessed that it was too true. “Well,”
said she, “I’ll give you one chance. I
am so circumstanced here that I cannot
carry on biv business as a single woman,
and 1 must contrive somehow to have a
husband—or, at all events, I must he a
ble to produce a marriage certificate; and
therefore, the only terms on which you
shall all three have leave to go on hoard
to-morrow, is, that one of you consent
to marry me. I don’t care a snap 'which
it is ; hut, by nil that’s holy, one of you
l will have, or else all three go tojail, and
your ship sails without you ?”
The virago was not to be pacified, and
the poor youths, left to themselves, agreed,
alter a time, to draw lots, and it happened
to full on my cousin. No tiiyc was lost,
and off they marched to church, and my
poor relative was forthwith spliced. Tim
bride, on returning gave them a good sub
stantial dinner, and several bottles of wine
apiece, and,’having tumbled them into a
wherry, sent thtm off. The ship sailed,
and the young men religiously adhered to
the oath of sccrcsy they had taken pre
vious to drawing lots. The bride, I should
have said, merely wanted to he married,
and was the first to propose an eternal sep
aration. Some months after, at Jamaica,
a file of papers reached the midshipmen’s
berth ; and Watty, who was .observed to
be looking over them carlessly reading
an account of a robbery and murder at
Portsmouth, suddenly jumped pp in his
cxstacy, forgot his obligation of secrecv,
and cried out, “Thanks to Qod, uiy wife
is hanged !”
[From Lockharts lifewf Scott.]
An Incident in Scott’s Life. I
have to open the year 1814 with a melan
choly story. Mention has been made,
more than once, of Henry Weber, a poor
German scholar, who, escaping to this
country in 1804, from misfortunes in his
own, excited Scott’s compassion, and was
thenceforth furnished, through his means,
with literary employment of various sorts.
Weber was a man of considerable learn
ing ; but Scott, as was his custom, ap
peared to have formed arvexaggerated no
tion of his capacity, and certainly coun
tenanced him, to his own severe cost, in
several most unfortunate undertakings.
When not engaged on things of a more
ariihitiofls character, he had acted for ten
years as his protector’s amanuensis, and
when the family were at Edinburgh, he
often dined with them. There was some
thing very interesting in his appearance,
and manners ; he had a fair, open coun
tenance, in which the honesty and enthu
siasm of his nation were ailke visible;
his demeauor was gentle and modest; and
he had not only a stock of curious anti
quarian knowledge, but the reminiscences
which he detailed with amusing simplic
ity, of an early life, checkered with many
strange enough adventures. He was, in
short, much a favorite with Scott and all
iiis household ; and was invited to dine
with them so frequently, chiefly because
Ids friend was aware that he bad an un
happy propensity to drinking, and lie was
anxious to keep hiui away from places
where lie might have been more likely to
indulge in it. This vice, however, had
been growing upon him ; and of late
Scott had found it necessary to make
some rather severe remonstrances about,
habits which were at once injuring his
health, and interrupting his literary in
dustry.
Tl*cy had, however, parted kindly,
when Scott left Edinburgh, at Christmas,
I*l3 ; and the day after his return Web
er attended him as usual in his library,
being employed in transcribing extracts
during several hours, while ’'his friend,
seated over against him, continued work
ing at the life of S\\ ift. The light begin
ing to fail, Scott threw himself back into
his chair, and was about to ring for can
dles, when he ohsefved the German's eyes
fixed noon h<y> with trrrnmisuMsolemnity
of expression. “Weber, (Said he.) wlnt’s
the matter with.you ?” “Mr Scott, (said
W eber rising) von have long insulted me,
and I can hear it no longer. 1 have brought
a pair of pistols with me, and must insist
on your taking one of them instantly
qnd with that he produced the weapons,
which had been deposited under It is chair,
and laid one of them on Scott’s manu
script. “You are mistaken, I thiijMJsaid
Scott,) in your way of settingJabmn 'this
affair : but no matter. It can be no part
of your object to annoy Mrs. Scott and
the cmldrcn ; therefore, if you please,
vve will put the pistols into the drawer till
after dinner, and then arrange to go out
together like gentlemen.” Weber an-
Hin&BßZt 33.
swered withequal coolncsjf‘l believe that
will be better,” and laid the secotid pistol
alsd on the table. Scott , locked‘Them
both in his desk, .and said, “I am glad
you felt the propriety of what 1 suggested
—only let me request further
may occur, while wc are atMinner,to give
my wife any Suspicion of what has been
passing.” Weber again assented, auA
Scott withdrew to his dressing room,
from which he iartnediately despatched a
message to one of Weber’s [ntimate com
panions and then dinner was served*,au3
Weber joined the lazily circle as usual,
lie conducted himself with perfect com
posure, and every thing*eemed to go on
in the ordinary way, until whiskey and hot
water being produced, Scott, instead of
inviting his guest to help himself, mixed_
two moderate tumblers of (pddy.and han
ded one of them to Weber, who, upon
that,started up with a furious countenance,
hiit instantly sat down again, and when
.Mrs. Scott e v .[iressqd her fear that fie wr.s
ill, answered placidly .that lie was liable
to spasm, but the pain gone. He then
; took the glass,’'eagerly gulped down its
contents, and pushed it hack, to Scott. At
this moment the frjend who had been sent
for made his appearance, and Weber, on
seeing him enter the room, ruslic<B*past
I him, and out of tiie house, without.stop
: ping to put on his hat. The friend, who
j pursued instantly, cannc up wfith him at
i the end of the street, and did all he could
|tp sootli his agitation, hut in vain. The
' same evening ho was obliged to be put
in a strait wubcor.t, and though in a few
days'lie exhibited snclt symptoms of re
covery that he was allowed -to go by him
self to pay a visit in the north of England,-
he there soon relapsed, audcontinued ev
er afterwards a hopeless lunatic, being
supported to the end pf his life, at June,
1818, at Scott’s expense, in an isyluiu in
York.
Clergyman and Jockey. A clergy
man, who is in the habit of preaching in
different peris of the country, was not
long since at an inn, where he observed .a
horse jockey trying to take in a simpSle
gentleman, by imposing upon him a
ken-winded horse for a sound ones The
parson knew the had character of th 6
jockey, and taking the gentleman aside,
told him to bq cautious of the person he
was dealing with. The gentleman fluidly
declined the purchase, and the
quite nettled, observed, “Parson, I had
much rather hear you preach, than see
you privately interfere in bargains be
tween man and man, in this Way. ‘Well,’
replied the person, ‘if kou had been where
you ought to have beSft, last Sunday, you.
might have heard in e preach.’ ‘Where
was that, inquired the jockey, ‘ln the
State Prison,’ retorted the clergyman.'
What an avaricious Creature I A
lady was told the other day by a’ travel
ling gentleman, that in a certain country,
every lady who find a small wouth ’was
provided with a husband by government.
“Ith it pot hi hie,” said the lady, faking
her mouth as small as she coulaT The
gentleman added, “that if a lady had a
large mouth, she was provided with two
husbands.” “My Gracious !” exclaimed
the lady, at the same time throwing her
mouth open io its full extent The gen
tleman became alarmed, made® is eseape
i immediately, and has not since -been
Heard of. [New York Mirror.
At a public levee at the of St.
James, a gentleman said to Lord Chester
field—“ Pray my-Lord who is that tall,
awkward woman yonder?”—“That lady,
sir,”-replied Lord Chesterfield, “is my
ciite.r.” Tfie gentleman reddened withr
confusion and stammered out—-“no, no,
my Lord, I beg your pardon; I metmthat
very ugly woman, who stands next to the
(Queen." “That lady, sir,” answered
Lord Chesterfield, calmly—“tiiat lady sir,
is unj wife.'’ . _
Ge.%;ine eloquence. Leitcli, in:his
| “Travels in Ireland,” says r “In my mor
ning rambles,a man sitting.gn the ground,
leaning iiis hack against tfe wall, attract
ed iny attention by a look of squallor in
Ins aopearanee which I had rarely before *
observed, even in Ireland. His clothes
were ragged, to indecency—a very com
mon circumstance, however, with the
males—-and his face was pale and sickly.
!He did not address me,and I turned hack.
‘lf you are in want,’ said I, with some
, dej-ree of peevishness, ‘why do you not
1 bca/ V ‘Sure, it’s begging I am,’ was the
reply. ‘You do not utter a word.’.,‘No !
is it joking you are with me, sir? Look
there !’ holding up tiie tattered remnant
of w hat had once been a coat, ‘do’ you
see how the skin is speaking through the
holes in my trowsers, and the boftes cry
ing out through my slyn ? Lodk at my
sunken cheeks, and Hit? famine that’s star
ing in my eyes! Man alive ! isn’t it beg
ging I am, with a hundred tongues f’
“Jones is going* :o be married,said
M— to Tom. * I’m glad of It,” wd. the
dramatist—“and yet I don’t ktMMgi why I
should say io, for the poor feßow never
did me any Aarm.*’
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