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Tub Gh.vki> Concert To-Nioht. —Tiie
Band of the. 33d Massachusetts Volun
teers, as is announced in another column,
will give a grand concert to-night at the
Theatre. It will he aided by tiie Orches
tra of the Theatre, and the performance
promises to be of the bsst order.
We are authorized to state that every
arrangement has been perfected to racin
iain proper decorum and order, and
that nothing will be permitted to occur
to mar the enjoyment of the audience. —
'lt is expected that a number cl the
aitizens will b>* present with their
ladies to grace the occasion. The
reputation of toe Band is so well
mown that it requires no endorse
ment from us. The music will be su
perb ; the audience elegant and select,
and the performance a brilliant success.
Vie trust that this is but the initial per
formance of a series that shall continue
through the winter, ~to aid in dispell
ing the ennui that will othr rwise prevail.
Hay success attend the effort!
tUf’ We have often been asked where
the Naval Recruiting Office is. For the
information of those concerned, wo are
•equested to announce that there is no
such office here.
lievi ;w ov Kilpatri ck's Corps. —This
splendid corps is being reviewed this
afternoon, as we go to press, in the pre
sence of many distinguished officers and
dense crowds of admiring spectators,
both soldiers and citizens.
JOSH BILLINGS ANSWERS HIS
CGRUE S PO N IJI3 M T S .
Ambricus.— Your contribusliim iz in
hand. Vie like its fluidness. It iz like
lie on a sand hill. Natur lias did a good
thing fur yu, and yu ought to be willing
tew dew a good thing fur nature. This
line in your produkshun strikes us as very
batiful and origgynai:—
“And larn the luxn.T of dewing goody
Goldsmith . lusself mite hcv hiu proud
of §ech a line. And again
‘Oh, would some power the gifLy giro ns,
D v seeing ourselis az uthert see us."
Ture idee uv introdusiug the Skoteh
aeksent into your stile iz very happy. If
you never her read Robert "Burns, you
will be surprized to larn that his stile very
wuch reacmbels yures. Onse more yu
i*y
“Hf ignorance iz bliss, ULs folly tew be wise.”
This sentiment izj Ist az true as ’tiz
•ommun. Pope, i think, haz sumtiling
similar ; but awl grate minds sumtimes
express*theirselfs alike. Yure conlribu
ahim will appear in our next issu, with a
wood-cut piktur or a saw buk at the top
cr ft.
Flora.— Yu sa that “Yure Adolphus
haz proved untru, and yu must di.” 1
never advise deth under * enny circum
ttanees, altho it proberly \ 7 , clioaper jist
tow tew die than it iz tew live. Bear up
like a naan under yure diapensashuns.
Take sum pills ; but if yu find that you
are so bound up iu Adolphus that fissick
won’t work, hire out to teach a districk
dtuie, and it won’t be three months be
fore yu kan exklaim, with the patriark
«T old, “Adolphus be d—d.”
Beta.—l think sumly as yu du, “this
wurld is awl a tloetin cirkus, for man’s
flwshnn given, ” but that ain’t no rezon
ttf not pitchin in and bein iiiushuned onso
i .fr a while. I wouldn’t give a sent for a
»an who hadn’t been iiiushuned and who
I Hdn’t expect to be several times agin.
Matthbw.—l see bi yure letter that yu
Ikav determined to studdy ministry. Yu
I ia you hav doubts about yur talents being
|<»uffiy tew make a minister. I don’t
■Hunk that I ought tew bluff yu oph, for i
■Mare aawmenny* men of alinity mean
l&flente who got tew be fust rate minis-
Imrs,
! Pmr.AWDBR.—You ask me which iz the
•hpsfc best, the married or the single eon
ijjphin ? Most evry boddy, at sum time
iff ffieir life, has tried the single state ;
•po, most everybody has hankered after
■be dubble state or married condishun.
Te * r * e< ? gta * e ®> an( i Am ready to
MWothai if a man kan git a woman who
fri paokakes on both sides without
burniu them, and don’t hanker to he a
wim ini it's kommitty, the married state iz
a Heaven and arth ali tew onst. But
after the married stat iz a good deal
like fulim out uv a cherry tree ; if a per
son don't happen tew git hurt, it iz a
good reason tor not trying it agin.
o*r Upturned Prisoners.
About twenty-eight hundred of our
men l;m iy impugned in Georgia have
arrived at Annapolis. Their condition
is thus describee by a correspondent of
the Philadelphia Inquire r .
A majority of the men look compara
tively well, but-nearly ali have the scurvy.
Their appearance is no evidences of
their real condition. Many oi them are
mere wrecks of hale, hearty men, and no
doubt will soon sink away. One man
whom I saw when he came* into the
ward, looking as though he would soon
be about as well as ever, yesterday at
noon sat up and ate his dinner; was
lively and chatted acout the bogus Con
federacy, but at 5 o’clock in the afternoon
he was carried out a corpse.
One poor fellow, who was as full of
life as though he had just come into the
possession of a gold mine, had suffered
long from the scurvy, lie was so happy
to be once m >re among friends that, as
he expressed it while he Baton the wharf
waiting to be removed, “I think my
mind has all left me, tor I now have a
strange i mey that I'm in God’s country,
and yet iin loth to believe it.” I asked
him what kind of a country he had come
from or had been iu. He replied, “Ah,
and be sure, my friend, it the devil reigns
anywhere or owns a foot of soil.in Gods
world, it’s in the Confederacy. It’s surely
a God-forsaken territory.”
He showed me his limbs. They wei’e
not larger toward the ankle than a man’s
thumb. It was touching as well as
amusing to the bystanders to hear their
remarks as they came off the boat. One
man, when he reached the wharf, coming
from the gangway, jumping up and
stamping with his teet, uttered the ex
clamation, and as though it came from
his very soul, “God bless the piece of
land that lin now on.” Another “Thank
God I’m in his country ouee more.”—
Others would utter like exclamations ol
joy and gratitude, such as, “Oh what a
blessed hour is this !” “ Hurrah for the
Union, I’m once more in it!” “Four
teen months in Diric, but never a day
more!” An Irishman, as he walked off,
said, “ Sure this is the happiest day since
I came to Ameriky.”
We expect many more to arrive every
day for several days, unless Sherman
should, by his onward movement, so in
terfere that they will hasten the prisoners
away to more secure places.
The iniormation which these men
give concerning their sufferings and the
cruelty practiced toward them by the
rebel authorities almost staggers belief.—
At Camp burnter, which is the prison
camp where they were confined at An
dersonville, thirty odd thousand were
held during the summer. Very few of
these had any shelter from the rain or
burning sun.
Their only resort was to dig holes in
the ground, and at each end excavate or
scoop out the earth from under, so as to
afford a partial shelter. Here two would
creep for a little relief.
Their food we need not describe. It is
the same old story which wo hear from
every one who ha3 over been subject to
the tender mercies of tho authorities in
the South. Their rations were seldom if
ever cooked. Peas and corn or com
meal, with an occasional bit of bacon,
and in very small portions, were tho only
articles furnished them.
The sufferings endured can never
be imagined. As I have gsne around and
sat by their beds, in the different wards
and heard their statements o tho condi
tion ot the poor fellows who were at
Gamp Sumter and at Andersonville, and
Lawton, at Milieu, Georgia, my
very heart has ached, and I have had to
leave, that I might hear no moro. The
general testimony of these returned'
turned prisoners is that a largo majority
of the citizens in Savannah are for tho
Union, and hope that he will soon come
and take the place. God grant that he
may, and that he will soon aeliver all our
starved, naked and dying men in their
hands.
The late Sir Harris Nicolas used to
practise rather strongly upon some ot his
friends. The late Ix>rd S was ait
ting with him one morning listening to a
very astute, but rather dry, explanation
of some matter about which his Lord
ship had inquired. At last he throw
b'rnself back in his arm chair, and said:
“ My dear Njeolas, 1 am very stupid this
morning; my brains are all gone to the
dogs." “Poor dogs!” exclaimed Sir
11 arris, pathetically.
ANECDOTES OF AKERNETIIY.
A fox hunter, somewhat slrickcu in
yi am, consulted Abe rnethy. The man’s
digestion was not so good as it had been.
He had lost his appetite ; man delighted
him not, nor woman cither.’ “Sir,” said
Abernethy, “you or drink a great deal.”
“Now,” said the lbx-hunter, when rela
ting the interview, “now, supposing I do
drink a great deal, what the devil was
that to him ?” A literary gentleman call
ed upon him. 110 too had a disordered
stomach. “Os course you have,” said
Abernethy, “a half-blind man could tell
you that by your nose.” He used to have
ills wine of a merchant named Loyd,
lie one day called to pay for a pipe, and
thrust a handful ot papers containing
fees into the wine merchant's h ind. “Stop,
stop, doctor, ” said Loyd, “there maybe
much more here than you have to pay !”
“Never mind, body. I can’t stop, \ffiu
have them as 1 had them.” lie was very
careless of money. lie would receive a
heavy foe, place Urn money on the table,
and iorget all about it. “Lead me not
into temptation” is the holiest, because
the humblest, prayer. Some few of his
pupils were led into temptation. The
loss of money was bo considerable that
the surgeon determined to know who was
the delinquent. He marked his money,
and appearing suddenly before his pupils,
said
“ Now, young gentlemen, be pleased
to show me your purses.” The thieves
w ere discovered and dismissed, lie was
one day about to perform an opt ration —
a paintui one. An was his custom, lie
to ok care to see himself that all the re
quired instruments were at baud, and ir.
first rate order. “ I tlffnk everyth lug is
ail right,” said one of his assistants. —
“ No, sir, everything is not all right,” re
plied Mr. Abeuethy. “Get a napkin to
cone al these terrifying instruments. —
The man need not be horrified by the
sight.” Abernethy was offered a baron
etcy by the Earl of Liverpool. He an
nounced the proposal to his family by
saying, as they were about to sit down to
dinner, “ Lady Abernethy, permit me to
hand you to your seat.” lie altenvards
explained that he had been offered tiip
title, but for cogent reasons, declined the
honor. The memory of Mr. Abernethy
was singularly active and tenacious. A
friend, of a poetical term of mind, com
posed some verses complimentary of Mrs
Abernethy, which he recited after dinner
on her natal day. Abernethy listened
attentively, and immediately the reading
terminated, exclaimed, “Gome, that is a
good joke to attempt passing those ver
ses off as your own original composition.
I know them by heart;” and Abernethy
at once repeated them without the mis
take of a word. The “paet“ was as
tonished, mystified, angry. The amused
host explained, * and olfered to Tv3pcat
verbatim any piece of about the same
length which any one in the company
would recite.— Eccentric Parsonages, by
William Bussell , LL. D.
“Hollo, stranger!” said one Hoosier
to another, “you appear to be travelling.”
“Yes, I always travel when on a jour
ney." “I think I have seen you some
where.” “ Very likely, 1 have often been
there.” “And pray," what might your
name be?” “It might be Sam Patch,
but it isn't, by a long slide.” “ Have you
been long iu these parts ?” “ Never any
longer than at present, five feet nine.”
“Do you get anything new ?” “ Yes .1
bought anew whetstone this morning.”
“‘I thought so, you're the sharpest blade
I’ve seen on this road I”
A mah who had brutally assaulted his
wife was lately brought before Justice
Cole, of Albany, and had a good deal to
say about setting justice. “Justice 1”: r
eplied Cole, “you can't get it here. This
Court has no power to hang you.”
NOTICE TO THIS PATRON* OF THE
PAkMKTTO HERALD.
The proprietors of Tub Palmetto Hb*-
ai.d have been granted permission to
publish a daily paper from the office of
the Savannah News. It ip designed to
remove the establishment there, and to
issue a live daily p iper, devoted to such
news as is not contraband. Subscribers
to I'hb I»ai mktto Herald can have tlib
money refunded them for the unexpired
term of their subscription, or receive the
daily instead, for a proportionate time.
Confident that wo have fully met the ex
pectations of our many kind patrons, in
the publication of a weekly newspaper,
we invite a continuance of tin ir custom,
and promise our Ih'&i endeavors to make
a daily one iutore.-.ting. —Palmetto llsr
nld, lie. 2[tih.
Tali, Stout. —They are brigjffiig o£&
tall soldier am >ng the Koval Snots Fusi
lier Guards, wh > is <; feet 7 1-2 niche*
high and pr pvir! ianably stout. Such a
man as this is but a trifle compared with
a man in a Maine regiment who was 80
tail that he could’nt be measured with,
anything but a ten foot pol aiul was em
ployed to lift the bharpshoot rs up into
the trees.
It is reported that Stephen li. * d’.ory,
ex Unit M 1 States Senator and the head
man of Jeff Davis’ Bureau of i racy or
(in rebel parlance) “Navy Department,”
has absconded from the Gonftd -aaiy and
is In Paris.
A Person coinpl lined to Dr. Franklin
of having been insulted by one who call
ed him a scoundrel. “Ah,” replied the
doctor; “and what did von call him?’
“ Why,” said he, “l called him a scoun
drel, too.” “Well,” resumed Franklin,
“l presume you both spoke the truth.”
The Albany Knickerbocker gives the
following rectipe to kill flies: ‘‘Take -a
hoarding house pie cut it into thin
slices, and lay it where ihe insects may
have full access to it. In less than fifteen
minutes tiie whpjc caboodle oi them will
be dead with the colic.”
SOCIAL PARTY
To bo held at
OGLETHORPE HALL.
Corner Bnv and Lincoln streets.
FRIDAY EVENING, J ui. IS, I^ls,
.Rv tli** Non-Commissioned Offlcora of the t t)th
Kegt., N. Y. Volfl.
GOOD MUSIC AND GOOD SUPPER.
C nnmitteo of Arriin.r'nvmUt:
Sen* Major J. Day, Ser«t. U< ». W. Phillip*
Serfft. Robert liattaniH, «c rjit-liu Ua Ilonghkulc
Corporal irs •Jon''*.
Floor Manag* rs:
Sen*. 11. W. Ramsey, *S V. inker,
V. i) Gere. *• Donnahoe,
“ dames Winne, “ J- W
« Milton Miller, “ Jacob Pink,
Tickets $3. to he procured of tiie Committee o
Arrangement*) or Floor Managers. janis «t
HrADOVAUTKES Clty oe Savannah,
January loth, ISOS.
Gkhiiial Oui»rxH,>
nPIIE streets, aidewrllrs, alloys and premise*
1 within this city must be kept clean and
W TlJ* Provost M arshal of each District will ap
point an otileiont officer to aupermtund th« mat
ter, and wilr detail auch asaintanu as may be no-
U "ajT persons occupying buildings or ” r °“ n(l * ®
whatever description, will bo required to
the sidewalks and alleys- bordering np<m them
thoroughly policed at all times, having tha
sweepings piled up at the sides of the s»reots.
The offal or sweepings from camps mast im
removed beyond the aty luniU by tho troops <m-
C l Th(luartermas.ter will awign
Sther SwpepinKs'oot o ot the dty/' These teams
will be under control oftho officere
superintend the work in each cistric. Dt j f
be held responsible that the work is I
and thoroughly done.
liy Command of r ,„ ir ,—
1 Brii-Oen. JOHN W. GLARY,
Commanding
W. T. Fokjikh, A. A. G.
A STORK WANITJD-ONB SITUATED IN A
/\ business location and adapU.-<l to a reta
a,i,ipprh. trivinc situation and terms, fkwcM
‘
UitAixju.u»riaw Cmr or Savannau, 1
January 10th, 1805. f
firms ai. Orn-i®, >
No. *. f
T COL . ARIO PARDEE, 14TTII PENN. Y T
Whereby announced as Provost Marshal •
the Eastern District, in the place of OoL WiM
Wood, TOth Ohio V, T. relieved.
By oommand of .
Brig. 000. JOHN W. GEARY, Ocm*.
W. T. Forbes, A. Jl ff.