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BY JOHN H. CHRISTY.
DEVOTED TO NEWS, POLITICS, AGRICULTURE, EDUCATION AND GENERAL PROGRESS.
$2.00 per Annum, in advance.
VOLUME XXII.
ATHENS, GEORGIA, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 14, 1875.
NUMBER 1.
THE SOUTHERN WATCHMAN
PUBLISHED EVERY WEDNESDAY.
Djjirt corner of Itrocut and Wall Street*, (tep-elulrt.)
TERMS.
TWO DOLLARS PER ANNUM,
invariably in advance.
advertising .
\ lven’nomentf will beinaerted at ONE DOLLAR
ts’l) FIFTY CENTS peraquare fur tbe firatinaer-
ion, and SEVENTY-FIVE CENTS per square for
taoh'eontiuuanoo, for any time under one montb. For
longer periods, a liberaldeduetion will be made.
' ^ V i literal deduction nn yearly advertisements.
LEGAL ADVERTISING .
^'.end'* **les, perlcvy of 10 lines $500
.. mortgage sales, 00 days.—................. 5.00
Sile<. lays, by Administrator*. Kxoeutors, or
ilaardiana
Olialion* of Administration orlluardianship...:.. 4.00
N'Jtiee to Debtor, and Creditors 5.00
Holei Nisi, per square, each insertion 1.50
Leave to soil Heal Estate 4.00
Citation for dismission of Administrator 5.00
.. <s “ Guardian 5.25
T i ascertain tbo number of squares in an advertise
ment <.r obituary, count the word,—ooebundrod being
ujiial to ton lines. Allfraetions are counted as fall
FALL ANDWINTER STOCK OF
Millinery
AND FANCY GOODS.
MRS. T. A. ADAMS
A NN0UNCES to the public that *he is now reeoiv-
•Ia. ing a Urge and varied stock of Ladies' Bonnets,
Uats Laces, Ribbons, Trimmings, Ac., which she is
offering*! low prices. Call.examine and be convinced.
Next door to Bank nf the University, Ath« ns. sepoO
^roftssioiral anb ^nsmcssfote.
u m oiii. | a. »• tawiw. | nowsucoss.j,
.MIII1U, ERWIN k COBB,
l 7 ATTORNEYS AT LAW.
A TO ESS, GEORGIA.
oillea in tbe Deupree Building. D»rD
A. A
.. EDGE,
llOOT. SHOE AND nARNESS MAKER,
Watkiukvii-lk, Ga.
B ANKRUPTCY.—8omuel P. Thurmond,
Attornoy-at-Law. Athens, Oa
O&reon Ilrnad etreet,oeer Ike ttoec of Barry A .Vow,
w’ ill jive special attention to cases in Bankruptcy. Al-
,o. to the collection of all claims entrusted to his care.
LMIURY SPEER, ,
Cj LAWYER, ATUEN8, OA.
kt Solicitor General of Western Circuit, will attend
,t„ Court, of Clarke, Walton. Gwinnett, Hall, Banks,
.1 ackeon. Uab.rahem, Franklin, Rabun and White,
»nd give attention to collecting and other claim, in
those counties. March 19, 1873.
E. A. WILLIAMSON,
Practical VatiMcr aid Jeweler.
A T Dr. King's Drug Store, Broad Street, will exe
cute all work entrusted to him in the best style
and at reasonable prices.
Terms positively CASH. feb4
DR. WHITTIER:
No. 617 St. CfcailM Street, St. Louis, Ho.,
2*525S *° **mi of itseeln to Barring*. blood
!2tuS2SL* ?eiy . which remit* fro*
loauemioo or mprudcooo. with aoponUolod secern.
Dr. W.o MtahUshatot to charter* bythtlUato
Rti.' 1, 'if 4 .?** “** ““'•U.lwd u liar.
I>f *. fvtala mad reliable relief. Being » mduu at
mtot^ modloal ealfegac, and karle r «r «
)«>oc >ad successfulIff# la hla gpeciaUtoe ho fcaa perfected
remodtoo that are(effectual la all thoae cases. Hit pat toe la
**■ «***••• «v*ry where. Jlo
nattrr who failed, call or wrlle. Fro* tho treat bib.
MARRIAGE GUIDE,
S5f W K.*S’. r .Si * hkl ‘ 5* "<■> to ev.ry.
wt-jy. No married pair, or pora*»aa contemplating mar-
rla«o. «u afford to do wHho.t'n. It cootaloa the e£«of
Rvetltoal Hierater* oa thla subject, tho reoolta of Dr W ‘a
lh Ssroyo in Amsrtos. Seat eealcdTpe^-pald for&Octo.
Reject ffiliscrilanp.
I J'OR use on any Sewing Machine, is “CLARK'S
0. X. T.,“ especially that made for and hearing
the name of tbo Singer Manufacturing Co. A word
to the wise should ha sufficient, j&f* Price, 75c. pci
dozen Spools, at the office of the SIXGEH MANU
FACTURING CO. G. H. HOPE, Agent,
julyl—ly Bishop's Corner, Athens, Ga.
ITMiWARD R. HARDEN,
Fj (Late Judge U. S. Courts Nebraska and Utah,
aud now Judge of Brooke County Court)
Attorney at Law,
july23 ly (/Ntfmaft, Brooks County, Ga.
Wagon Yard in Athens.
'T'HE subscriber has fitted upend opened a safe, cum
A fortnble and commodious Wagon Yard, on Rivet
street, in theneigbborhood of tbe Upper Bridge, where
CORN, FODDER, and nil other necessary snppllescau
be purchased on reasonable terms. Cbargesmoderate.
The highest market price paid for Country Produce,
and Bank bills reesiyed in sxehange for Goods.
JulyT- tf WILEY F. HOOD
MADISON BKLL.
PASTES k BELL, Attorneys at Law,
Ili GAINESVILLE, GA.
yff-WILL praetiee in tbo eountias composing the
Wctiero Circuit, and Dawson and Forsyth counties
of the Blue Ridge Cironlt. They will also practice in
lb. Supreme Court of Georgia, and in the United State?
Fnun st Atlanta. - may!4
pLOYD
k S1LMAN,
ATTORNEYS AT LAW,
Willpractioe in the counties of Walton and Jackson,
os, j.ri.0Tn, j. B. SILMAN.
Cu.iuglon, Ga. mart Jefferson, Ga.
T F. O’KELLEY’S
J . PHOTOGRAPH GALLERY,
Over Williams’Shoa store. Broad street, Athens,
Osargis. *ep5.
T H. HUGGINS,
if • holeaalc and U«Uil Dealer in
D1U* GOODS. GROCERIES, HARDWARE, Ao.
»bK» Broad Street, Athena, Ga.
H. CHRISTY,
Plain and Fancy BOOK AND JOB PRINTER,
Broad St., Atben*, Ga.
oSce corner Broad and Wall itreetf, over the*tore
Jacius D. Pittard. tf
THE GREAT REMEDY
FOB
Bids, Scalds, Com, Poison Oak, Stiop
of Inerts anJ Cutaneous Inflrunmatipus Ctnemlly,
DISCOVERED BY MRS. L E. DISH,
JUG TAVERN, WALTON CO., GA.,
Y\JAS entered against the World, at the late Stat
* V Fair at Macon, and i*daily effecting THE MOST
WONDERFUL CURES, aud baa become an indis
pensable h luschold necessity. No family should bo
ithout it!
If, after trial, a family if willing to live without tbi
preparation for Ten Dollari, agonts aro authorized to
refund the money.
FOR SALE,
In Athons—At Dr Win King's Drug Store and at
the Store of Judge J D Pittard.
In WatkinsviUe—At the Store of Booth A Durham.
In Monroe—At Dr Galloway's Drug Store.
At Princeton—By Mr Rusftll.
Address all orders to WILEY II. BUSH,
nov!9 Jug Tavern, Walton co., Ga.
TAMES Ra LYLE,
el At
Attoiixxt at Law,
W.lTKl.XSVII.LE. GA.
TORN M. MATTHEWS.
eJ Attorn sr at Law,
Danielsviile.Ga.
Prompt ittention will he given to any business en-
*ust«sl to his care. Marchl4
i amesT, lono7m7dT ”
U SURGEON, ACCOUCHbuR A PHYSICIAN,
(Office at He. Thomas Skeate' Store,)
UuoJ Hope District, Walton county, Ga.
Oiler, his professional serrices to the eilitens of tbe
tariuuuJing country. »ug27
K ELIAS, Attorney at Law,
. FRANKLIN, N. C.
Practices in all the Courts of Westorn North Caro
lio*. aid in the Federal Courts. Claims oolloeted in
part* of the State. *pl6i—ly
T 1VERY, Feed and Sale Stable,
-l-i ATHENS, GA.
G.4.V.V Jt BKA TICS, Proprietort.
vU-Will be found at their old stand, rear Frank
lia Uuass building, Thomas street. Keep always
on band good Toro-out* aud careful drivers.
Stock well cared for when entrusted to our care.
Stock -»d hand for sale at all times. decJe— tf
M W. RIDEN,
. ATTORNEY AT LAW,
U.8. Claim Agent and Notary Public,
0AIMBBTH.LE, Ga
Offic. on Wilsoa stroet, b.low King A Bro’s.
February lil, 18JS.
c - e*trt.at. a. r. Dowell.
PEEPLES A HOWELL,
x ATTORNEYS AT LAW,
20 and 22, Kimball House, Atlanta, Ga* 9
UKaCTICR in the Stateaud Federal Courts, aud
* attend regularly all the Courts in Atlanta, includ
es tbs Supreme Court of tho State, aud will argue
t»iu upon briefs for absent parties, on reasonable
Uruti.
.They *1,0 practice in the Courts of the eountfescon-
’‘fuou# or aeoessible to Atlanta by Railroad, sepll
R B. ADAIR, D. D. 8.
• Gaineayillb, Ga.
* «outheast comer Public 89nan
R S. ADAMS, X. D„
, »• k oeoeom, Arconcnann and Pmy»iciam.
omes st roiil.uo., Mountain District, Walton coun
r. Georgia—off.rs bis profMsional ».r»ic.s to tb.
"• een, of tbs surrounding country. augM—ly
“COME TO ME, IiARLINO.”
Come to me, darling. I’m lonely without thee;
Day-time and night-time I’m dreaming about
thee,
Night-time and day-time in dreams I behold
thee—
Unwelcome tho waking that ceases to fold tbee.
You have been glad when you knew I was glad
dened.
Dear, aro you sad to hear that I am saddened f
Our hearts ever answer in tune and in time.
Love,
As octavo to octave, or rhyme unto rhyme,
Love;
I cannotsmilebut your cheeks will bo glowing,
You will not linger when I shall have died,
Love,
And I could not live without you at my aide,
Lovo.
Como to me, darling, oro I die of my sorrow ;
Rise on my gloom liko tho sun of to-morrow—
Strong, swilt and strong, as the words which
1 speak. Love,
With a song on your lips, aud a smile on your
cheek, Love.
Come, for my heart iu your absence is dreary ;
Haste lor iny spirit is sickeued aud weary ;
Come to ihu arms which aioue shall caress
thee—
Come to to tho heart which is throbbing to
press thee.
Come to me, darling, ray sorrow to lighten;
Como iu thy beauty, to bless aud to brighten :
Come in tby wumauhood, meekly and lowly ;
Como in thy lovinguoss, queenly and holy.
Swallows shall Hit round the desolate ruin,
Tciliug of Spring and its joyous rouewing ;
Aud thoughts of my love aud its manifest
treasure
And circling my heart with the promise of
pleasure.
Oh ! Spring of my spirit, oh! May of my bo
som.
Shine out ou my soul till it burgeon aud bios
som;
Tho waste of my life has a rose root withiu it,
And thy fondness alone lo tbe sunlight cun
win it.
Figure w hich moves liko a song through the
even,
Features lit up with a reflex of heaven,
Eyes like the skies of poor Erin, our mother,
Where sunshine and shadows are chasing each
other;
Smiles coming seldom, but childlike aud sim
pie,
And opening their eyes from the heart of a
dimple;
Oh ! thanks to tho Saviour that even the seem
ing
Is left to the exile to brighteu his dreaming.
Use the Great
uii (El
For all Diieiscs of the Bowels, such ns
CHOLERA, DYSENTERY,
J>inrr*lior*Ji, Colic?,
PAINS IN BACK, SIDE & JOINTS,
Toothache and Neuralgia.
The Proprietors,in putting this GREAT REMEDY
before the public, do *0 with tbo firm belief that it
will cure all the above diseases it i* recommended to
cure. All we ask is a fair trial.
If this .MEDICIXK does not perform what we claim
for it after a fair trial, according to tho directions,
then
Return it anti net jeer Stay.
Prepared and put up by J. E. HOSS,
a« DK. W. E. D. THOMPSON’S,
285 Kilt Fair etreet, ATLANTA, GA.
tfc-AND FOR SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS.^:
PRICE, 50 CENTS.
July Sth, 1874.
Tbe anderaigncil is now prepared to furnish
MONUMENTS,
FTTH A T~> STONES
Or anything in tbo Marble or
IRON-RAILING
line, at abort notice. I have quite a number of NEW
DESIGNS or Patterns, which can he seen by apply
ing to Nov30—tf J. R. CRANE,
R CL DOBBS,
S, WhoU.ai, and Retail Dealer la
“W* * od F * n «y DRY GOODS, GROCERIES, Ac.
No. II Broad Street, Atbena, Ga.
P>LAL\ and Fancy Job Printing,
At the Southern Watel
Watchman Office.
SPOOL SILK!
QET THE BEST and CHEAPEST! Gat that men
* r *etutedey tb. Siugar Manufacturing Company,
1 *« J«b , r , * l 'y * d * ! ’ t * d tor *** 00 kind* of S.» •
whole,.1. end retell, by tbe SINGER
^IFACTURINO COMPANY.
'"“-ly G. II. HOPE, Agent, Athene, Ga.
P G. THOMPSON, ~
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
ATHENS, GA.
y rriCE over Barry(tore. Special attention given
G»» praetiee. For reference, apply to Bx-
r.*,. .H. Watt, and Hoa. David Clopton, Meat
£*"7, Al.bami. f.bS
globe hotel,
f. AUGUSTA, GA.
witer 0/ Broad and Jackson streets.
1 Betel baa jaet been referstebed and
.Mi., ”’ w,, “ all the modern laprovement* and con-
4a ‘eotber with tbe addition ef a new veren-
taii„ ,f ,k * «*»t eomplete Hotel* in tbe
HORSES & MULES.
T HE nndenigned have eitabliibed, in addition to
their Livery, a regular
SALE STABLE,
And will, from tbie date, keep on bxsu, at ell time.,
a foil iupply of
HORSES & MULES.
Tboic in went o Stock cen be (applied et
{'Reasonable Figures.
juhln^NoV.t-tf' GANN k REAVES
Family Groceries.
r. rTsaulter
C ALLS tbe attention of bia frlanda and the “zee
mankind” to the feet that he will keep on hand a
freab aaaortment of
Family Supplies,
With a fine quality of
COOKING WINE,
Either in bottl.a or on draught. Alao, tbo beat of
BRANDIES, WHISKIES, RUM
Gin, Ale, Lager Beer,
CIGARS & TOBACCO
jar- Country dealera anppiiad et low figure?, at
HOLBROOK’S CORNER,
JanS Near N or t heel tern Depot, Athena, Gn.
P. MAY, Proprietor.
u^jcketsl Brackets!
||S 8k»i.*'*!!■ y*** Peekett, Bouk-akulve* Cloak
I *•. Matok-Sefaa, HangingBaa-
»*TM
for tala at
BUBER'S BOOK 6X0RB.
MARTIN INSTITUTE.
Jefferson, Ga.,
T HB Spring Term of tbl. InWtation will open
MondeyTjen. 25th, 1875, withe fuUeorp, of
teaebera. de*2S J. W. GLENN, Prineipel,
LEGAL BLANKS,
FULL iupply el way, on orrIox .
A Strange Story.
Some years ago there lived in Virginia
beautiful and accomplished young lady—a
member of one of the oldest and best families in
that State. She was tho reigning hello in the
society in which she moved. Iu tho courso of
timo sho married a young lawyer of the high
est respectability, both as regards talents aud
family connections. In due timo they had
son born to them. They were very happy.
The lawyer, in the course of his business
operations, became in some way or another en
tangled in a quarrel with a brother lawyer. A
duel was the result. In the contest tho hns
baud was killed. The wife became ittcousola
ble. A severe fit of sickness followed. When
she recovered, the only thing to lavish tho
whole affections of her heart upon was herson
Her entire attention was given to him.
After a year or two she was surrounded by
an immense number of admirers, and several
made proposals of marriage. Sho declined
them all. Her heart was true to her first and
only lovo. At last, many of her admirers im
portuned her to marry them—offering her for
tune. station, everything that would be likely
to win a woman’s heart—but ail of no avail.
Sho replied to them that sho could not give
them her hand without her affection; her heart
was with tbo buried dead.
The window fouud these approaches were
made to her so often aud so earnestly that she
withdrew herself foorn society as the only
meaus of obtaining anything like quietness;
hut even then letters would annoy her. So
she determined 10 get out of tbe way of society
entirely and seclude herself in some retired
spot, she did not care where she went if she
could only obtain quietness and enjoy tbe
pieasuro of training and cultivating her boy’s
mind and have his exclusive society. He was
noble little fellow.
Well, after looking about for a place where
absolute seclusion could be obtained and be un
known, aud the climate would be congenial,
she determined upon Florida. So she removed
to a retired spot about a mile or two from Oca
la, where sbo found a small hut already built
anil suited to hor requirements. Sho pur
cha6ed it and there lived for some time, when
unhappily, hor boy was taken sick and died,
and was buried near her bouse. She planted
an acorn near by, that was found after death
in his pocket. It has now grown to be a large
tree.
Alone in tbe world, without a single soul to
converse with, she fretted nnd pined her life
away, her only consolation being in her com
munions with her Maker. She prayed for
peace and obtained it. She had no domestic
servant to wait upon her, but cooked her own
meals, etc.
Occasionally she would see persons approach
her little home, and not wishing to be seen
wonld retire to n small cave near by, where
she could watch the movements of strangers
until they wore gone, when she would come
oat and take possession of her shanty.
One day she walked into Ocala for the pur
pose of obtaibing some medicioe at the drug
store. She was closely hooded and disguised.
There was a gentleman in tbe town, however,
whom she recognized as an old snitor. She
immediately left, and was lost to sight quick
ly. Tbe gentleman saw the eyes ; be thought
he knew them—their influence in the past,
hud kept him awake many a night. He was
at first staggered with tbe thought that it
might be her—indeed, he was almost para
lyzed, for be was still single, and remained so
for her sake. When he recovered his senses
sufficiently to know wbat he was about, he
turned iDto tbe street to look for her; bat
she was gone, and no one coaid tell him any
thing about ber, or in what direction sbe bad
gone. He searched tbe country all around
bat his efforts were fruitless. At last he had
to give op tbe pursuit. He was very unhappy.
Well, the lady lived for many years after
ward, still staying at the same place. At last
sbe found that ber health was giving way
that the hardships sbe bad to undergo—living
la so wild nnd rude n condition—necessitated
ber making a confidant of somebody, so as to
obtain help. Sho called in the assistance of
an honest, quiet, colored woman—Aunt Polly
Fudge—who helped ber to some comforts and
did chores for her. At last sbe became sick
and confined to ber bed. Polly faithfully
nursed her, and at length tbe lady died.
Sbo told Polly her history, suppressing her
real name, and told her to get her buried iu
the gravp besido ber darling boy, nnder tho
oak tree that she bad planted near the cave,
and that she was to be buried iu her wedding
dress—a beautiful white satin one—and on
ber head the wreath that she wore on the oc
casion of her marriage. Faithful Polly at
tended to matters as sho was told, and Mrs.
Neville, for that was the name the lady call
ed herself, gave to Polly all her money, which
was $400, and old clothes.
So rests within a mile or two of Ocala in one
of the hammocks, tbe last mortal remains of
tho poor, broken hearted widow. Tbe rela
tives and friends will never know her end or
her burial-place.
Awhile After Marriage.
* For better for worse, for richer for poorer,
iu sickness aud in health, till death us do part.’
The solemn vow has been spoken, and Edwin
and Angelina, amid tears aud smiles, and kiss-
63 aud blessings, go away alono together, no
longer two, • but one flesh.’ Both are youug,
good-looking, loviug aud light-hearted; both
look forward to a life full of tender affection
and bright happiness. How will that hope be
realized t Do we not all know the result t In
niuo cases out of tou a couple of years will not
have passed before Edwin is grumbling aud
cross because tbe meat was overdone at din
ner, while Angelina, lying on the sofa with a
novel, or sitting by tho fire with ber needle
work, sighs over tho monotony of her life, and
looks back on her girlish visions of marriage
as a dream of the past. The former lovers
snap and snarl at one another, their house is
dull and dreary, Edwin has become cynical
about marriage aud wrapped up iu professional
duties; Augelina is discontent aud languid
And yet Edwin aud Angelina bavo married for
love, not money, or position, or pique, or any
of the hundred and one motives which often
makes people take their tremendous ‘leap
through tho ring,’ and, as the world goes, they
have not drawn blanks in tbo lottery. Edwin
has not found himself tied to an ill-tempered
scold, nor has Angelina awakened to the
knowledge that her husband is a coarse, vio
lent brute. Only, they are both disappointed.
Doubtless they still love each other, but it is
with a prosaic, common-place affection, which
brings no gleams of color into tbo dull gray of
their daily life. Now, is this disenchantment
a necessity f Is it sentimental to expect mar
ried life to be something more than a dreary
routine ; and if it is not so, why is it we most
of us fail to And it otherwise f If wo look
around us at tho homes of professional men,
wo must own that, in most instances, we find
tho household stupidly managed and tristo ;
the drawing-rooms all alike, tolerably comfort
able but tasteless; the dinners badly cooked
and wasteful, aud the husbands and wives os
tho terms so often heard and described by
French people, * Ce son dos Anglais—do you
not see how rude tho geutleman is t he never
speaks to his wife !’ Now, it is in the power
of women to alter this stato of things; and
every woman with a heart and a brain will
take soino trouble to keep her husband her
lover.
An Engaging Manner.
Politeness is to a man what beauty is to a
woman. It creates an instantaneous impres
sion in bis behalf, while tho opposite quality
exercises as quick a prejudice against him.—
The politician who has this advantage, easily
distances his rival candidates, for every voter
lie speaks with becomes instantly his friend.
Tho very tones iu which he asked for a pinch
of snuff are often more potent than the logic
of a Clay. Polished manners have often made
scoundrels successful, while tbe best of men,
by their hardness aud coldness, have done
tbomselves incalculable injury—the shell being
so rough that tbe world could not believe there
was a precious kernel within. Had Raleigh
never flung down his cloak in the mud for the
proud Elizabeth to walk on, bis career iu life
would scarcely have boon worth recording.—
Scores of men bavo been successful in life by
pleasing mannors only. A trait of character
is well worth cultivating. Lads, never forget
the value of true civility.
Hon Lithography was Discovered.
After tbe first triumphant performance of Mo
zart’s opera * Don Juan’ at Munich, tbe thea
ter was deserted by all except one man. Alois
Scnnefelder bad still much to do. After see
ing carefully aronnd tbe stage, that no sparks
bad ignited about the theater, he retired to
bis little room to etamp the theater tickets
for tbe following day. As be entered the
room be bad three things in bis band—a pol-
ished whetstone for razors, which be bad pur
ebased, a ticket stamp moistened with print
ere* ink, and a check on tbe theater treasury
for bis weekly pay.
Ho placed tbe check on a table, when
gust of wind took it, swept it high up in bis
room for a moment, and then deposited it in
a basin filled with water. Sennefelder took
tbe wet paper, dried it as well as be could,
aud then, to make sure of it weighted It down
with tbe whetstone, on which be bad before
carelessly placed tbe printing etamp. Re
turning to his room on tbe following morn
ing, be was surprised to see tbe letters of the
stamp printed with remarkable accuracy upon
tbe damp paper. He gazed along at tbe
check; a sudden thought flashed through bis
brain, be wondered if by some such meant he
could save himself tbe weary trouble be con
tinually bad copying the songs of the chorus.
That very morning he went out and purchas
ed a larger stone, aud commenced to make
experiments, and, as we all know, finally sue
ceeded in discovering tbe art of printing from
stones—lithography.
.. A young man wrote to one of those hum
bugs in tbo east that advertise: * How to
make money, easy, rapidly and honest/ and
received tbe following reply : First, borrow
$100,000 on ten years time, at ten per cent,
year, and then loan it out at 4 per cent,
montb, get yourself appointed chairman of
Grasshopper Aid Committee aud you have
got a euro thing on it.
BROWN EYES.
Brown eyes, with flashing gleams of light,
And beaming face and sunny hair ;
Brown eyes come meet my gaze to-night,
And say, am I reflected there f
No more, this furtive, side-long glance,
This timid droop, or far-off look,
This mischievously shy askance ;
A riddle or a half-closed book.
Were easier to read or guess,
Brown eyes, at last you must reveal,
If heart has nothing to confess,
Why do the eyes so much conceal T
Ah, treacherous, naughty, cruel eyes,
That seem so kind, yet will not say
Tbo little word upon which lies
My happiness. Well! have your way.
Good-bye, brown eyes, good-bye,
Still drooping—then tbe past is past,
What tears f Dear eyes I kiss them dry—
Those blessed tears’told all at last.
THE TWO HANDS.
A large brown hand by labor stained
Four snowy fingers prest,
As though a swarthy Cyclop3 strained
A wbito maid to his breast.
And foudiy did that brown hand hold
Those fingers white as snow,
As though it were a link of gold
That would not let thorn go.
Time passes on; Tbo two bands clasp
Another newly given;
As though they’d found an angel's grasp
To draw them up to heaven.
Once more the brown band and the white
Are linked. So cold! so fast !—
As though true loving hearts unite
More closely at tbo last.
A Sold Insurance Man.
Printers are naturally * in’ for a joke. They
aro proverbially fond of tuo ; but to look at
them you wouldn't think it. Here is a good
joke a ‘ printer-man’ played on bis fellow-lodg
or in Pottsville:
A certain insurance man in town, wbo boards
at tbe Bamo hotel with one of the night com
positors of tbe Journal, in order to save tbo
subscription price to a newspaper, entered in
to an arrangement with tbe printer to get tbe
news as soon as he got up. The printer was
to write out a brief sketch of all tbe news and
stick the paper under the iusurarance man’s
door. A fow mornings since tbe latter got up
and dressed himself, exceptiug one boot and
stocking and his coat, when he espied tho pa-
por under bis door. He picked it up and read
as follows: * Graut assassinated. Country
iu au uproar. Mrs. Sartoris aud Mrs. Grant
carried off’ by masked kidnappers while insen
siblo. A member of tbe Cabinet supposed to
be tho assassin. $100,000 reward offered by
Congress.’ Without completing hie toilet, be
rushed out of the room and waked up several
boarders, told them of the great news, and
scared them out of their wits. Wo leave our
readers to conjecture, if they can, the disgust
of the whole party when t joy found how they
bad boon sold. The insurance man has sworu
subscribe to a daily paper.
Ou the Wrong lay.
A certain Lincoln county huckster, who
deals principally in butter and poultry, inva
riably asks a little more for these luxuries
than any of bis neighbors. Wbon asked his
reason for so doing, be always replies after
this fashion :
Well, sir, that's an extra quality of but
ter. It was made by my wife's aunt, sir—one
of tbe bost bouso keepers in tbo Stato. Those
chickens are a superior article, sir. They
were raised by wife’s aunt, sir, and wbat sbe
doesn’t know about raising chickens ain't
worth knowing.’
This peculiarity has boen remarked by bis
customers, and they are iu the habit of com
menting ou it quite freely behind bis back.
Tbo other day a very solemn lookiug individ
ual entered the storo, and walking up to a
basket of eggs, inquired;
* What do you ask for eggs t’
‘ Fifteen cents a dozen,’ was the blaud re
ply.
* Fifteen cents !’ oxclaimed the melancholy
customer. ‘ Why, I can buy them anywhere
at ton—but maybe your wife's aunt laid these
eggs t’
Tho owner of the hen-fruit buug his bead,
looked thoughtful a moment, aud replied:
* Take ’om along at tea!”—Express.
Stonewall Jackson.
Gov.Kemper, of Virginia, has communicated
to the legislature of that State information
conveyed by a letter from Hon. Mr. Hope,
member of tbe British parliament for tbe Uni
versity of Cambridge, that a bronze statno of
heroic size of Stonewall Jackson, designed and
executed by tbe late J. H. Foley, R. A., was
offered as a tribute of English admiration and
sympathy for the acceptance of the Common
wealth. Gov. Kemper says:
The statue is represented by competent
judges to be a most imposing and beautiful
work of art. It was procared through sub
scription spontaneously organized among
friends of Virginia in the mother country who
admire tbe character and love the memory of
our dead hero. It remains for tbe State to
accept this splendid gift, and to guarantee its
erection on some conspicuous site within tbe
capitol grounds. It revives ne animosities of
tbe past, it woends the sensibilities of no good
man of whatever party or section, to honor
and revere tbe memory ef Jackson. All tbe
world knows that tbo earth beneath which
bis body lies covers the ashes of a patriot and
hero, whose greatness shed lustre oa the age
in which be lived. His example belongs to
mankind, and hie deeds and virtues will be
cherished by all the coming generations of tbe
great American republic as among tbe proud
est memorial of a common glory."
A Capital Plea.
Blobbs had been drinking a little probably,
at ‘ Lincoln’s Inn” or * Temple Bar,’ but be
was sober onough to say a good thing, and be
said it. He said :
* Gentlemen, wben I practiced law I made
tbebest plea in behalf of a client that ever
was made in any Court Hoase in this State,
and it was this; When my case was called I
arose and said : May it please your Honor,
the Constitution of the United States and tbe
Constitution of the State of Georgia both
guarantee a hearing to every citizen charged
with an offense against tbo laws. Now, may
it please your Honor, my client is as deaf as a
post, and, I most respectfully submit, cannot
bavo a bearing! I, therefore, ask to have tbe
case against him dismissed. And would you
believe it, gentlemen,’ added Blobbs, * the
darned fool of a Judge overruled tbat pleat
Weli, be did!’
And those wbo saw tbe joke, after ponder
ing over it, smiled gently and went tbeir sov
eral ways.
Wires.
Wbat tbn true man wants with a wife is ber
companionship, sympathy, and love. Tbe
way of life has many dreary places in it, and
man needs a companion to go with him. A
man is sometimes overtaken by misfortunes ;
be meets with failure or defeat; trials and
temptations beset him, and bo needs one to
stand by and sympathise. He has some bard
battles to fight with povorty, enemies and witb
sin; and be needs a woman that wbeu be puts
bis arms around ber, be ftels tbat ho has
something to fight for; sbe will help him to
fight; tbat will put her lips to bis ear and
whispor words of counsel, and her baud to Uis
heart, and impart inspiration. All through
life, through storm and through sunshine, con
flict and victory, through adverse and favor
ing winds, man needs a woman's love. The
heart yearns for it. A sister's or a mother's
love will hardly supply the need.
..’Jane, what lettor in the alphabet do you
liko best V
* Well, I don’t like to say, Mr. Snobbs.’
* Pooh! nonsense! tell right out,Jane. Which
do you like best t'
‘ Well,’ (blusbiug and dropping hor oyos,)
* I liko (a) the best.’
..'Julius, why didn’t yea oblong your stay
at tho springs V
• Kase, Mr. Suow, dev chargo too raueh.’
• How so, Julius V
‘ Why, de landlord charge dis colored indi
viduai wid stealing do spoons.'
..‘Go away! Leave mo with ray dead
Let me fling myself on his coffin and die there!’
Tbat was in Nebraska six months ago, and
now the widow has won another trusting
soul, and number one's portrait is in tbo attic,
face to the wall.—Detroit Free Press.
. .A boarding bouso lady complained that
sbe bad broken a knife in trying to cut tbo
butter, and attributed it to tho extreme cold
woather. One of the boarders modestly sug
gested that it might lie on account of the
strength of the butter itself. The strength of
the remark had a weakening effect on the after
conversation.
Studying Geography.
While a newsboy was hanging around one
of the depots yesterday a gentleman engaged
him in a conversation and inquired :
‘ Do you go to school, bub t’
‘ Yes, sir, and I’m in geography,’ was the
answer.
‘ Ah ba ! Whore doos the sun rise t’
‘ In the east.'
‘ Correct. Where does it set t
* In tho west.’
* Right. What is the earth’s surface com
posed of t'
* Land and wator.’
* Right again. Is the world round or flat f
* Let’s see,’ mused the boy, sitting down ou
a bench. * Well, l know dad and mam had
a fight about tbat very thing, but I forgot
wbtcb licked.’
..The Americau traveler iu England can
scarcely have failed to notice tbe embellish
ment of railway stations along the road by
flower-beds and pretty littlo gardens. These
cultivated areas are commonly the unused
land lying along each side ot the track at the
entrance to the station. Occasionally there
is a somewhat fantastic taste exhibited by tbe
station-master; but a few freaks of design may
well be pardoned in view of the healthful am
bition that led to them. These garden-spot*
become matters of pride aod zeal witb tbe sta
tion masters; they employ what would other
wise be idlo hours; and hence they are not
only a charm to the traveler, but a means of
agreeable change to the otherwise monotonous
duties of the railway officials. We should be
glad to see in America as prevalent a taste for
flower culture as oae finds almost everywhere
in England.
Boys Will be Boys.
So thought the occupants of a Boston horse
car, who listened to the story of a mischievous
youug lad, who was telling au old geutleman
wby he liked tbe new master of our schools.
The master, he said, was a first-rate fellow,
and then be bad dismissed tbe scholars twice
lately at 9:30 o’oloek in the morning. ' Wby,
what did he do that for V asked the elderly
gentleman. After the youth had a good langb,
he managed to explain tbat one of the boys
bad a piece of ice under tbe thermometer, and
sent tbe mercury down to forty, and the mas
ter thought the room was not warm enough
for tbe pupils to remain in. And tbe way tbe
old gentleman laughed and ebook teld plainly
enough that he bad once been one of that kind
of boys.
IT* The amended regulations for tbe re
demptlon of mutilated currency go into offect
on tbe first day of May. Deductions will be
made in proportion to the missing part. In
tbe case of legal tender notes, if less than
one-tenth of the original note is missing, the
mutilation will be disregarded ; if one-tentb
Is missing, one-tenth of its value will be de
ducted ; if more than one-tentb and less than
one-fifth is miming, one-five of its valne will
be deducted, and so on, reckoning by tenths.
Bnt no note of which leas thag ,one-balf of
the original la presented will be redeemed
without evidence tbat tbe miming portion is
totally destroyed. The same rule will be ap
plied to mutilated fractional currency, with
tbe substitution of one-fifth for one-tentb.
..One of tbe most fervent of tbe praying
temperance men in Dnbuqne, Iowa, has
drunken husband. It is related tbatebe found
him a few nights ago intoxicated in a saloon,
Sho ouffed him soundly, and then said to the
proprietor, ‘ See hero, you darned miserable
skunk, this has gone far eueugh. During the
crusade I prayed for you, and since then have
come to you with tears in my eyes, bat it
seems to have done no good, and now if you
ever sell him another drop of whiskey I’ll
come down here and snatch yon baldheaded
quloker than bell can singe a cat. Yon bear
my gentle voice t’ Then sbe took tbe old
. .The latest thing in front door locks—night
keys.
. .About half the population ef Norwich are
in a state of frenzy over the following puzzle:
To five and five aud fifty.five tbe first of let
ters add, 'twill make a thing tbat killed a King
and drove a wise man mad.' It was published
first about twenty years ago, and never has
been correctly answered. Bat they say there
is an answer.—Bulletin.
Tbs Bulletin observed in its next issue: ‘ A
correspondent writes tbat tbe answer to tbe
riddle published Monday, is ‘ Ace.' He says
that au Ace is the only thing he knows of that
will kill a King, and be’s seen four of them
break a wise man, if they didn't mako him
mad.’
Wayside Gatherings.
The original greenbacks—frogs.
..A patient waiter—a young doctor.
..High living for bard times—rooms in the
attic.
. .It is estimated that every pauper in San
Antonio, Texas, owns about seven dogs.
..Correctly don't seom like a hard word;
yet they all go down because they can’t spell
correctly.
. .Party ties—those little white chokers worn
by blonde gentlemen wbo part their hair in
the middle.
.London is ahead. It has more Jews than
Palestine, more Scotchmen than Edinburg,
more Irish than Dublin, more Catholics than
Rome, and more thieves than Chicago.
. .Tbe greatest discovery at Pompeii is that
of a woman makiDg a fire in a cook stove while
ber husband is in bed and asleep. Sbo was a
noble woman.—Boston Journal.
.A widow was weeping bitterly at tbe loss
of ber husband, and the parson tried to con
sole ber. ‘ No, no,' said she; * let me have
my cry out, and then I shan't care anything
more about it.’
..Someof the Western papers give long
strings of notices of proposed orthographical
contests under tbe bead of ‘Prospective Spells!’
..A prominent Detroit Universalist, some
months ago, married a rod-beaded widow witb
four children, and last week remarked to a
friend : * I was blind when I believed there is
uo hell. I see now.'
.. Alabama barbers have fine feeling. One
tried to shoot himself the other day because a
customer asked him wby be didn't use a crow
bar to shave with. He couldn't b’ar to bo
talked to in tbat way.
..Nevada brides won't stand much foolish
ness at a wedding. Recently one of them while
going up tbe aisle of tbe church stopped short
and kicked all the skin off the shins of agrooms-
man who trod on her trail.
.. Edgar Poe said: * To villify a great man
is tbe readiest way in which a little man can
bimself attain greatness. Tbe crab migbt
never have become a constellation but for tbe
courage it evinced in nibbling Hercules on tbe
beol.’
..A Troy girl, who was looking at a circus
clown whirling a bat on a stick, remarked to
her young man that' sho used to do that.' The
young man was lookiug at a contortionist in
another part of tho arena who bad bis legs
tied around his neck, and an explanation was
uecessary.
The Lord never meant for us to bile over
with religion this cold weather!” said a Du
luth deacon as be dismissed church aud went
home to hug tbe stove.
.. A sharp old gentleman traveling out West
got a seat in tbe car beside his wife by request
ing tbo young man wbo sat by ber, ‘ tb please
watch tbat woman while be went into another
car, as she had fits.’
..Ayoung planter in Elbert county wrote
to bis factor in Augusta about tbe sale of Borne
cotton, and immediately afterwards iedited a
loving epistle to his sweetheart. Consequence
—tbo letters got mixed, and now the young
man complains-tbat be can’t bear from his
factor.
..A witness, in describing certain events,
said: ‘ Tbe person I saw at tbe bead of tbe
stairs was a man witb one eye named Jacob
Wilkins.' ‘ What was tbe name of bis other
eye f' spitefully asked the opposing counsel.
Tbe witness was disgusted at tbe levity of the
audience.
. .The proposition to make Gen. Hancock
tbe Democratic nominee for tbe Presidency
calls forth this comment from tbe Cincinnati
Enquirer: “Gen. Hancock is a very clever
gentleman, bat tbe demand tor tbe conversion
of tbe White Hoase into military barracks is
not as great as it was a few years ago.”
The Washington Star says: Sinoe tho
passage of tbe (new franking) law committee
clerks have been kept busy franking thousands
of documents, many of which have been stow
ed away at tbe capital for several years past.
Congressmen are now able to send them thro'
the mails free, and the result is that tbe post
office in this city is clogged with such matter,
tons of it being received daily.
..March 1, 18G4, tbe New Haven papers
published a list ot 125 people in tbat city who
were over seventy years of ago. March 1,1875,
there were but 11 of them living.
..A young gentleman lately attended a cir
cus for tbe first time, and on tbe Sunday fol
lowing was taken by bis grandmother to
church. He gazed around in some wonder
ment for a few moments. When tbe organist
began to play he turned to his grandmother
and said, in a whisper: ‘Grandma, will
there be a circus, so I can see tbe lion 1’ ‘Wby,
no, Eddie, this is chorch.’ Well/ replied tbe
little man, ‘ it’s eircus music anyway/
..The Eaglisb lover wbo sued bis sweet
heart for breach of promise met a Daniel on
tbe bench. Tbe jury was instructed by tbhi
said Dan that in such cases a man does not
suffer as much as a woman. ‘ He can get a
living/ remarked his honor, ‘just as well as
before, and has suffered nothing that money
can repair. Moreover, a man is none tbe
worse for being kissed for a series of years, as
happened in this case, while a woman, after be
ing a long time a subject of osculatory exer
cises, is not so*aotively iu demand by other M
men afterward.’
..Two Irishmen were working in a quarry,
wben ono of them fell into a deep quarry hole.
Tbe other, alarmed, came to the margin of
tho hole and cried out, ‘Arrah, Pat, are ye
kilt entirely t If ye aro dead, sphaka.’ Pat V
answered from tbe bottom, • No, Tim, not
dead, but I’m spaohless.’