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UY JOHN II. CHRISTY.
DEVOTED TO NEWS, POLITICS, AGRICULTURE, EDUCATION AND GENERAL PROGRESS.
$3.00 per Annum, in advance.
VOLUME XXII.
ATHENS, GEORGIA, WEDNESDAY, MAY 11, 1875.
NUMBER 5.
the SOUTHERN WATCHMAN
PIUUSHED EVERY WEDNESDAY.
corner nf Hrornt anil Wall Street*, (np-tlalrt.)
TERMS.
TWO DOLLARS PER ANNUM,
INVARIABLY IN ADVANCE.
E. A. WILLIAMSON,
Practical ¥ atetaater anfl Jeweler.
A T Dr. King’s Drag Store, Brand Street, will exe-
cuto nl! work entraeted to him in the beet etjle
and^ac reasonable price*.
W* Term* positively CASH. f«b4
ADVERTISING.
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.V.'jntinuance, for any tirao under one month. For
periods, a liberal deduction will t« made.
" A liberal leduetion on yearly advertisements.
LEtlAL ADVERTISING .
jlsril’s sales, per levy of 10 lines $500
mortgage sates, #0 days 5.00
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BAZAR
GLOVE-FITTING PATTERNS
A RE the best, neatest fitting, and cheapest paper
<*a patterns in the world. Tull at tk.
professional anb fastness Cark
JBB. | A. H. KRWI.1. | DOWELL COBB,JR
HIBB, ERWIN & COBB.
ATTORNEYS AT LAW,
atuess, Georgia.
05ee in the Deupiee Building. DeeSl
0
A. EDGE,
A..*BOOT, SHOE AND HARNESS MAKER,
Watkinavillk, <Ja.
B.
F. WOFFORD, Attorney at Law,
HOMER, GA.
Will execute promptly all business entrusted to his
acting claimi a specialty. apl2!tf
B'
ANKRUPTCY.—Samuel l’. Thurmond,
AUorney-at’Law. Athens, Ga.
(t&croH llronti Afreet,orer the store of Hurry k Son,
W?M <ivo special attention to oases in Bankruptcy. A1
•o to the collection of all claims entrusted to his care
1 \1!S. 15RAWNER Sc YOUNG,
\) CARNESVILLE, GA.
Hiring associated in the practice ofMedicine and
'orgerj, lender their professional service* to their
frieml* slid the public generally. ^rOffice nearly
,ppo$ue the court house. »pl21—tf
nMnllY SPEER,
III LAWYER, ATHF.NS.GA.
K* S.-*!i.*itor General of Western Circuit, will attend
> of Clarke, Walton. Gwinnett, Hall, Banks,
-J jjiv
. Habersham, Franklin, Rabun and White,
•attention to collecting and other claims in
duties. March Itf, 1873.
niiWARD R. HARDEN,
I j t Lata Judge 11. S. Courts Nebraska and Utah
and now Judge of Brooks County Court)
Attorney .1 Law,
jalv2r. ly Quitman, Mrook* County, (3a.
MADISON BELL,
PASTES i BELL, Attorneys at Law,
J.J GAINESVILLE,
GA.
2#*WILL practice in tho counties composing the
Western Circuit, and Dawson and Forsyth counties
of the Blue Ridge Circuit. They will also practice in
theSupretke Court of Georgia, and iu the United States
Coin at Atlanta. may 14
moYD Sc SILMAN,
1' ATTORNEYS AT LAW.
Will practice i
•on* j. rLorn,
CGTington. Gi
i tho counties of Walton and Jackson,
J. B. SILMAN
tnar4 Jefferson, Ga.
I F. O’KELLEY’S
»J . PHOTOGRAPH GALLERY,
Over Williams’ Shoe store, Broad street, Athens,
corgis. sepS.
T H. HUGGINS,
l) • holosulo and Rol.il Dealer in
HUY 000DS, GROCERIES, HARDWARE, Ac.
FebiS Broad Street, Athena, Ga.
T01IN H. CHRISTY,
0 PUie and Fancy BOOK AND JOB PRINTER
Broad St., Athcr.?, Ga.
Oficerorner Broad and Wall streets, over the store
J-mef D. Pittard. tf
I AMES R. LYLE,
’J Attouii*t AT Law,
Dr-;: watkiwsville, a a.
pattern* in th. world. Call at the office of the
Singer Mannfaetnring Company,corner College Av
enue end Clayton .treat, and fee for yoarialf. Call,
or write for catalogue. A largo diaeount to Agent*.
G. H. HOPE, Agent.
FIRST-CLASS.
T HE public would do well to eall at the .hop of the
undersigned, where ell hind, of
BARBEEING, HAIR-DRESSING, &c.
1* done in the beat atyle of the art. Come, and be
convinced. deep DAVI8 A SAPP.
1 J>0R use on any Sewing Machine, ie «CLARK’S
O. N. T.,” especially that made for and bearing
the nemo of tho Singer Manufacturing Co. A word
to tbo wue should be sufficient. par- Price, T5e. pet
doien Spool*, at tho office of the 8INGER MANU
FACTORING CO. G. H. HOPE. Agent,
julyl—ly Blahop’a Comer, Athene, Ga.
Wagon Yard in Athens.
T HE subscriber has fitted up and opened a safe, com*
fortable and commodious Wagon Yard, on Rivet
s>ctcct ^gisctUang.
UNDER THE DAISIES.
It is strange what a deal of troable we take.
What a racrifice most of os unwillingly make,
How the lipe will smile though the heart may
ache.
And we bend to the ways ef the world for the
sake
Of Us poor and scanty praises.
And time rnns on with such pitiless flow
That onr lives are wasted before we know
What work to finish before we go
To onr long rest under the daisies.
And too often we fall in a useless fight,
For wrong is so much in the place of right,
And the end is so far beyond onr sight,
’Tis as when one starts on a ebase by night,
An unknown shade pursuing.
Even so do we see, when our race is run,
That of all we have striven for little is won,
And of all the work onr strength has done,
How little was worth the doing.
street, in tbeneighborbood of the Upper Bridge, where
CORN, FODDER, and all other necessary (applies ran
be purchased on reasonablt terms. Charge* moderate.
The highest market price paid for Country Produce,
and Bank bill*rtoeived in axohangefor Good*.
JulyT- tf WILBVF. HOOD.
So most of ns travel with very poor speed.
Failing in thought where we cooquer in deed;
Least brave in the hour of greatest need,
And making a riddle that few may read,
Of our life's intricate mazes.
Snch a labyrinth of right and wrong.
Is it strange that a heart once brave and strong
Sould falter at last, and most earnestly long
For a calm sleep under the daisies t
But if one poor troubled heart can say,
“ His kindness softened my life's rough way.”
And tbs tears fall over the lifeless clay.
We shall stand np in heaven in brighter array
Than if all earth rang with onr praises.
For the good we have done shall never fade.
Though the work be wrought and wages paid
And the wearied frame of the laborer laid
All peaeetully under the daisies.
friends with envy,
happy
No wonder the woman was
LOVE’S MEMORIES.
One day, in pensive, dreamy mood,
Caswell threw down the lines and sprang 1 thought of bonny Mary—
,mi. a rJ Ho " ft"- she was, how sweet
How fairy-like and airy!
and good,
THE GREAT REMEDY
FOR
Burns, Scaite, Corns, Poison Oat, Sip
♦f Insects ail CatutiB lifkmiulius flatnllj,
DISCOVERED BY MRS. L. E. BUSH,
JUG TAVERN, WALTON CO., GA.,
W AS entered against the World, at tho lato State
Fair at Macon, and is daily affecting THE MOST
WONDERFUL CURES, and haa bocomo an indis
pensable household necessity. No family should bo
Ithnut it!
If, after trial, a family is willingto live withouttbir
preparation for Ton Dollars, agents are authorized to
refund the money.
FOB SALE,
In Athens—At Dr Wm King’s Drug Store and at
the Store of Judge J D Pittard.
In Watkinsville—At the Store of Booth k Durham.
In Monroe—At Dr Galloway’s Drug Store.
At Princeton—By Mr Russell.
Address all orders to WILEY H. BUSH,
dov!9 Jug Tavern, Walton co., Ga.
Use the Greed
DDim DIEM!
For all Diseases of the bowels, such as
CHOLERA, DYSENTERY,
X>iai*i*lioea, Colie,
PAINS IN BACK, SIDE & JOINTS,
Toothache and Neuralgia.
The Proprietors.in putting this GREAT REMEDT
before the public, do so with the firm belief that it
will cure all the above diseases it i* recommended to
cure. All we ask is a fair trial.
If this MEDICINE doe* not perform what we claim
for it after a fair trial, according to the direction*,
then
JOBS
M. MATTHEWS.
ArroniiBT at Law,
Daniolsvii!«sGa.
Prompt attention will be giron to any business on-
sited to his cara* M*rcbl4.
FAMES L. LONG, M. D.
O SURGEON, ACCOUCHEOR A PHYSICIAN,
[Office at Mr. Thomas Sheate* Store,)
Good Hope District, Walton county, Ga.
Ofen his professional services to the citizens of the
•abounding country. aug27
K ELIAS, Attorney at Law,
. FRANKLIN, N. C.
Practices in all the Courts of Western North Caro-
'••az. and in the Federal Courts. Claims collcotod in
of the State. aplfi—ly
L IV
N5RY, Feed and Sale Stable,
ATHENS, GA.
IIANX Jt lit:A VKS, l-roprirtor*.
Sk-'Yill l.e found »t their old *t*nd, rear Frank-
'• Hog,a building, Thom** (treat. Keep aiway*
»ji»nd good Turn-out* and careful driver*.
'!«k well cared for when entrusted to our care.
! tock on hand for salt at all timas. dacI5—tl
Vf \Y. HIDES,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
U. S. Claim Agent and Notary Public,
GaiSBSTlLLa, Ga
Office on Wilson street, below King k Bro’s.
Jmuary 19, 1873.
Return it anil pt your Money.
Prepared and put up by J. E. ROSS,
DR, W. R. D. THOMPSON’S,
285 East Fair (treat, ATLANTA, GA.
^9~AND FOR SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS.-ttS
PRICE, 50 CENTS.
Jul, Sth, 1874.
The undersigned is now prepared to farnlah
MONUMENTS,
FTEAT) STONES
Or anything in the Marble or
IRON-RAILING
line, at short notice. I have quite a number of NEW
DESIGNS or Pattern*, which can b_a hj yiply.
ing to
J. R.CRAI
HORSES & MULES.
T HE underalgned have eatabliahed, in addition to
their Liver;, a regular
STABLE,
And will, from thie date, keep on hand, at all timet,
a fall *uppljr of
'• ’**«.*». x. p. nowxt.1..
Peeples & howell,
x „ ATTORNEYS AT LAW,
2** and 23, Kimball House, Atlanta, Ga.*
p R tCTICE in the Stateaod Federal Oonrt*, and
: * ,! «nd regularly ill thaConrti In Atlanta, inelud-
‘ Supreme Court of the State, and will argue
brief* for abaent partite, on roaeonable
■iIV* * l, ° prectioe in the Court* of tho conn tie* con-
• jEv*ttior aaoaaaible to Atlanta by Railroad, upll
HORSES & MULES.
Tho*a in want o Stock can ba (applied at
{'Reasonable Figures,
R 1!. ADAIR, D. D. S.
n** Gaintsviin, Ga.
!?!• •«'>uthea*»corner PnhlleSquare.
P 8. ADAMS, M. D.,
it. bcaaxox, Acconcucun axd ParsictA*.
it o * t r,, l , l*nce. Mountain DUtrlot, Waltoa eoun-
eib, offer* hi* profeulonal aervice* to the
. ’ “f the surrounding eenntry. eng2fi—ly
ft®- DOBBS,
s..., Wholeenle and Retail Dealer la
>*Ple and Fancy DRY GOODS. GROCERIES, Ac
* b * No. 12 Brand Btroat, Athena, Ga.
PPIN and Fancy Job Printing,
At tha Southern Watel
Watchman Office.
. XPOOL SILK!
(j tT f TUB BEST and CHEAPEST! Gat that man
, 1c, “rodby the Singer Manufacturing Company,
i lf y|‘ k ’l ,M l*Hy adopted for n*eon all kindi of Sow-
EAWnwl*’ -holeule and rotnil, by tho SINGER
i.V^ P ^ CTDBIN ® COMPANY.
G. H. HOPE, Agent, Athene, Ga,
p - G. THOMPSON,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
ATHENS, OA.
Appr«_ A A tlCdlNQi viAe
vj ^SorirBarry'istors. Special attention gif' an
(j - praotico. For rafarenee* apply to Bx-
tdwl: hom . M H * Hon. David Clopton, Mont
l^j^Alabama. fob*
CITY LOTS for SALE.
A * **'*• 11 lot*, located on tho eitate of Dr. B. R.
•*» * tpo,n »• the Joel Hart plot. Said plot
f.V.*®** M the Bank of the Univartity.
»tkb !* , ,‘V’ *®.» apply to Prof. L. H. Cbarbonnlor,
«*rl hie office in tha Uni vanity, Sd
jJTLiboiy halldlng.
""" TH0S. O. BARRETT, Ez’r,
„ Give a* a celt.
Athena, Nov. 4—tf GANN A REAVES.
Family Groceries.
R. R. SAULTER
C ALLS tho attention of hie friendenndthe*‘re*tof
mankind” to tho fact that ha will keep on hand n
fresh assortment of
Family Supplies,
With n fine quality of
COOKINC WINE,
Either in bottle* or on draught. Al*o,tbebe*t of
BRANDIES, WHISKIES, RUM,
Gin, Ale, Lager Beer,
CIGARS & TOBACCO.
Country dealer* «npplled at low figure*, at
HOIiBBOOK’S CORNER,
Near Northeaetern Depot, Athena,Ga.
jan8
GLOBE HOTEL,
AUGUSTA". GA.
Comer of Broad and Jackson streets.
T HE Globe Hotel hae jnet been refnrniebnd and ra-
fitted, with all the modern improremente and con
venience*, together with the
deb. making it one of tho molt eomplete Hotel* in the
country, and i* now ready for tho accommodation of
.heuavelingpnhil.. p KAY, Proprietor.
Brackets! Brackets!
gRAQfBTS, WUl_ Pod-jW^h^hjIvn^Ctoek
„ Shelve*,Toilet-Caaa*. Mateh-Safoa, Hanging Ba»-
Ao-tho largest and hnnd.omrat nasorUaeat over
brought to Athene. BOOK STORE.
Gold Pens and Pencils.
M ABIB, TODD A CO.’S Gold Pane, (warra
to bo tho boot made,) in gold, eiiror, robber,
ebon^nad pearl cnee., « upKB , 0 BqX)K btORE.
^^.
A FAIR OF TIGHT BOOTS.
Mr. James Caswell’s wife bad been dead six
weeks, and Mr. Caswell bad worn a weed on
bis bat, and kept bia eyes, whenever tbe dear
departed was mentioned, with tbe most ex
emplary propriety.
At tbe end of aix weeks be considered that
be bad done bis duty by the first Mrs. Cas-
well.and felt himself at liberty to be looking
around for tbe second lady of tbe same name.
He needed a housekeeper, and bia five little
children needed tbe care of a mother.
He bad fixed bia eyea on tbe widow Biggina,
and all thing3 considered, perhaps he could
not have made a better ohoice. She was about
bia age—forty-two; she was good-lookiDg, bad
about three thousand dollars worth of prop
erty, and bad just been jilted by Jeremiah
Jenkins. And a woman who has been jilted
is generally all ready to heal her heart with
another specimen of tbe same faithless sex.
Mr. Caswell broke the ice by sending the
widow a squash. He raised a large quantity
of squashes, and the bugs devoured all the
widow’s vines. Mrs. Biggins responded by
sending him a mince pie with her compliments.
And tbe next Sunday night, Mr. Caswell sail
ed to tell her how fond he was of mince pies,
and how nice be thought ber’s was. After
this, tbe acquaintance progressed rapidly.—
Mr. Caswoll bought a new buggy, and ordered
a new pair of boots.
* Make ’em to fit close, Mr. Laater,’ said he,
to tbe busy little shoemaker. * Seems to me
I ought to wear eights instead of nines.’
•Can’tdo it, sir!’ said the little man—
‘ You’ve got a bunion as big as an oBlon on
your right great toe, and your beel is tbe long
est I ever seed, except on a gentleman of
color.’
Tho boots were finished, and sent borne on
Saturday night, and on Sunday Mr. Caswell
bad engaged to drive tbe widow over to church
in tbe new boggy, and with the new boots on
Early Sunday morning be began bis prepa
rations. He put on the thinnest pair of stock
ings be bad, and made a trial of the boots—
Bat they refused to go on. They were neat
and handsome and genteel, bnt they would not
begin to make tbo acquaintance of Mr. Cas
well's understandings. He tagged, and pall
ed, and sweat, and swore—all to no purpose,
Tbe time for starting for cbnrcb drew nigb
He called in his two hired men—stalwart
brothers—named John and Sam Steele. They
took bold with a will—one bold of one strap,
and tbe other bold of tbe other, while Mr. Cas
well planted himself firmly in bis chair.
And the result was over went Mr. Caswell
chair, Sam, John, and all, into tbe floor, break
ing tbe dinner pot to flinders, and nearly
knocking tbe life out of old Rover, who was
sunning himself just behind bis master on tbe
hearth.
Caswell got np and rubbed bis ringing head
with vinegar.
* Confound it!' said be, * I didn't think
wonld be each a tight squeeze. Try it again,
boys! I’ll sit in tbe window this time, and
see if yon can pnll the side of the boose over !*
It was a long pnll, and a pall all together,
bnt it was all in vain.
* It'a no nse,’ said Sam, wiping tho sweat
from bis forehead,' yonr stocking will have to
come off.’
So tbe stockings were removed, and, by dint
of a great deal of perseverance, the boots were
got en to the feet intended for them.
Tbe horse was already harnessed to the new
boggy„snd donning bis Sunday beaver, Mr.
Caswell limped ont, and elimbed into the car
riage. Tbe boots hurt awfully, bnt bis feet
looked like pictures in tbem, he said to him
self, contemplating tbem with admiration, and
he bad beard the widow admire small feet
great many times.
He soon bad her by bis aide—radiant in
new pink bonnet and a green abawl, and they
bowled right merrily over tbe hard track
tbe cbnreb.
Tbe pain In Mr. Caswell’s feet bad subsided
from tbe aeote into a doll, sleepy ache—he
seemed to feel cot off from his bones down—
bnt what does a man care for feet and legs
who is in love, when in tbe presence of tbe
beloved object f
Tbo conversation was sweetly interesting—
be bad managed to squeeze the widow's hand
nnder the robe, and abe bad blosbed and gig
gled just as be remembered tbe first Mrs. Cas
well did when he was courting her.
Tbe cbnrcb was reached ail too quickly.
Tbe services bad not yet commenced, and the
people were standing ahont under the trees
knots of half a dozen, talking of the weather
and tbe crops.
Widow Biggins was smilingly triumphant.
Caswell’s was the finest tnrn-out in town, and
she know her new bat was becoming, and
realized that she was killing half her female
lightly to tbe ground. But, alas! be had for
gotten his feet, which by this time were as I held a treasared fragrant earl,
good as dead from the terrible compression And let it ronnd my finger twirl,
they bad undergone, and when be struck it J®* thought, ‘ 'Tis strange a few short years
—u or bis head instead of o. U. ft* Bb StS&StiSf'
new beaver was smashed in. and ia falling off, 8 3
it brought with it tbe ’scratch’ he had paid I Tb? dinging curl waa eoft and bright,
five dollars for, a few days before, to conceal j SjfiK tSutotee^ht
the bald spot on the top ot his cranium. To catch the color olden.
His fall frightened the horse—she set np her * Alack'.’ I sighed, ‘ Tis gone, Dear girl!
head and tail, and with a frantic snort set off I Her irange fades not like the onrl!
at a rousing pace down the road with tbe wid- i 8 ® 0 he . r no ! r ’ “y graceful maid,
, * ' „ . , . ... So peerless that she made afraid
ow screaming and clinging to tbe seat of the The heart she wonld embolden.*
buggy.
Tbe sight of bis former flame in distress, was ™ e “ cama a t *W! t l of saddeD P ain 5
* j . „ - . n° w l nor nair so sunny
too mneb for tbe tender heart of Jeremiah W as wavy, soft, yet always plain.
Jenkins, who was standing by. He unhitched Not curled at all. How funny !
old Dobbin, and springing into tbe wagon set What changes may a tress befall!
out in hot pursnit. I cannot make it out at all;
Tbft MM
tbe pain in his feet, and springing np he gave Not for a mint of money!
a great stamp which no shoemaker’s thread , , ... ,
could abide, the stitches gave way, the leather i/^oothos andbleSii.’
parted, and Caswell’s feet protruded at right I took the paper, dropped before;
angles like the heads of two estranged turtles. That held my Mary’s tresses.
Down the road they all went at a slashing Ha! think upon it! not tbe same!
pace-first the widowin the new buggy, then g". dariinj
Jeremiah io the old red wagon, then Caswell I Hers was the bonny sweet brown ourl,
a clean gallop with bis long hair streaming And gone were my distresses!
behind, and then abont a score of young men Jennyi my flower , my glrl of llght ,
and boys, forgetting that it was Sunday, and My beartsome, winsome Jenny f
that tbe minister saw tbem, in their eagerness 1 saw it all. The locks were right;
join tbe race "i'was puzzling, ’mong bo many.
The widow bad climbed over the seat of the ^d'myTC’s^dw braid ;
buggy, and was evidently intending to jump And, close beside it. Bessie’s trass,
out behind; Jeremiah was urging on Dobbin, Raven aDd glossy—Rare Quean Bess!
and screaming to her to hold on, and Caswell, The sweetest girl of any!
when his blown state would permit, was swear- Where are they now t Wbatt Who t The cleft by secret gorges and canyons. For years... . .
ing like a trooper. girls t th _„ ' inn , t, 0 , ha I know not what this man may be.
Or do you mean the tresses t T 000 P™ 01008 rascals defied tho law, and sal)-13j nn8r or sa ioc; but as for me,
The girls. Ah, well (how Tempos whirls !) 8I8ted 0D a C0UDtr 7 ' aid under contribution as I One thing I know, that I am be
~ thoroughly as Mexico was nnder Cortez. Mo-1 SVho once was blind, and now I see.
Faster and faster went Caswell’s horse, when
suddenly one wheel struck a etump-the bug-. Eaih ODO a hugband ' blesse8 .
gy was annihilated, and the widow bonneed Married aad settled long ago—
ont on a bed of bushes. Dobbin thoaght it Bess, Jane, and Mary—don’t yon know t
was abont time for him to distinguish himself Mai 7 and Wallace made a match;
road, leaped a low fence, cleared himself from
the harness, and went to feeding. i Rnnil | nc n K,„tucky Newspaper Consistently,
Jeremiah ran to the widow, lifted her up, | j had tbe pleasure of assisting at the birth
the name of Vasquez, and yonng men toiling I The great men of a famous town,
in the vineyard or anltry glebe, looked at the I With deep brows, wrinkled, broad and wiso,
dust arising from the hoofs of his rough riders I Beneath their wide phylacteries ;
»»»»»'»'» USI. ft* »d half ia *£ SJStSSdSSr M*
admiration. The chief bandit bore a charmed j The man they jeered and laughed to scorn
. w life. He was thought invulnerable. No bul-1 Was unlearned, poor and humbly born ;
said a few soft words to her, with whioh wo 0 f tho Louisville Ledger. It was a powerful let ever reached him, and no deputy sherin 1J “t he knew better far than they
have no business, and she hid her face In hia cast. I don’t remember the exact number ef came near enongta to see tbe color of bia horse. \ V n h “ “® 0 r h “i« f-d for hU
shirt front, and snlvelied. editors employed on the paper, bat it was im- In an evil hour for the young robber, he fell j He^new. and not the Sanhedrim.
And when a littlo later, Caswell met the in-1 mon8e . There was an editor in-chief, with | into the toils and was captured, tried, convict 1
the sedate and stupid newspapers of the day
1 affect. ‘ Boys,’ he would say, ‘ to-mo’ah we
must open on ’em along tbe whole line. I’ll
go for ’em on the second page, and I want Cn-
dahwood to go for ’em in the local, and Smith
can go for ’em in tbe telegraph, and Hendah-
son in tbe commercial, and among us we’ll
make it hot. It’s about my time of day for
t^in’ a cawktail, and I want the whole fo'ce
I to go out with me.’
Coi. Mike came from a country where tbe
I code waa in force, aud he had an idea that no
thing helped a newspaper so much aa for some
one eonnected with it to shoot some one, or
get shot himself. * The papah’s gone to bell,'
he would say; ’ ought to have fought a month
j ago.’—A Practical Kentucky Farmer.
A Bandit’s Warning.
Tiburcio Yasquez was a bandit. He and
I bis band ravaged at will several of tbe lower
counties of California. In the wild, free, An-
I daiusian life of Los Angelos and Santa Clara,
these brigands found ample room and verge
enough for exploits whose recital takes ns back
to the mediaeval times when robber barons and
predatory knights swooped down upon the
I plains and valleys, and bore away to their
well be tempted to doubt whether it would be
an unqualified blessing. A hundred and fifty
millions pressing upon the means of subsist
ence within onr present boundaiies would
cause some pretty sharp competition. As to
absorbing the whole of North America, that
may be our ‘ manifest destiny,’ but whether
such enlargement will tend to tho national
unity, and consequently to the magnificent
population which is anticipated, is another
question.
RELIGION AND DOCTRINE.
HT JOHN HAT.
He stood before the Saodhedrim.
Tbe scowling rabbis gazed at him.
He racked not of their praise or blame;
There was no fear, there was no shame,
For ooe upon whose dazzled eyes
The whole world poured its vast surprise.
The open heaven waa far too near.
The first day’s light too sweet and clear,
To let him waste hia new-gainsd ken
On the bate-elonded face of men.
Bnt still they questioned. Who art thou now t
What hast tbon been f Who art thou f
Thou art not he who yesterday
Sat here and begged beside tbe way;
For he was blind.
__ —And lam he;
mountain fastnesses the spoil of beanty and I ^ or * WM blind and now I see.
pelf. An adventurous and romantic career I He told the story o’er and o'er ;
was that of Yasquez and his company. Their I k waa hia full heart’s only lore ;
exploits have furnished forth material for cheap aSSSSUSSJIffSim with clay,
novels and blood-and-thnnder’ dramas. They I And made him see who had been blind,
stole, ravaged, burned, plundered and mar-1 Their words passed by him like tbe wind
dered in that gay and dashing manner which I Which raves and howls, but cannot shock
fascinates callow youth, and sets romantic Th0 hundred-fathom-rooted rock,
maidens to sighing for ‘such a man.’ The 1 Their threats and fnry all went wide”;
country through which these bandits ranged I They could not tonch bia Hebrew pride,
ia thinly populated, ranches and trading- posts I Their sneers at Jeans and his hand,
i . , .. .. ... I Nameless and homeless in the land,
dotting at long intervals the vast treeless plams I The i r boasts of Moses and his Lord,
which lie between woody bills and mountains I All could not change him by one word.
there seared their children into silence with
They all were doctors of renown,
Wayside Gatherings.
..Harddrinking—chewing ice.
..Staving basiness—making barrels.,
. .An executive office—the hangman’s.
.. A poor relation—telling an anecdote badly.
..Sore to produce short crops—the barber’s
it
teresting couple, they were both riding togeth- two or three assistants, a news editor, a heavy ed and banged by the neck until he was dead,
er on old Dobbin, the widow with Jeremiah's corpa 0 f reporters and city editors, a foreign The bold, handsomo, dashing caballero died the
arm around her, and her pink bonnet badly editor, an amusement editor, a fine art editor, death of a dog. He carried himself with light-
smashed, reclining on his shoulder. a nautical editor, a legal editor, a financial ness and jolly recklessness to the scaffold; but
It wai all up with poor Caswell. He reallz- editor, and a number of miscellaneous and an- when he was hanged, no man in tbo throng
cd it instantly. A woman will forgive a man I classified editors. There were so many editors, that looked at his'taking off lamented his ig-
readiiy enough for being a sinner, but for cut- j n fact, that the building was uncomfortably noble end. The general verdict was, • Served
ting a ridiculous figure—nsver! crowded, and they were in each other's way. him right.’ And so it did. Tbe night before I shears.
Caswell tried to make bis peace with her. There was always a scramble for the lounge I this wretch was hanged, be asked to see bia j --Carpets are bought by the yard aud worn
but was very coldly told that be need not| an d the Cincinnati papers. Many of these coffin. It was shown him. Ho read curiously I by the foot.
trouble himself to call on her, her time was editors were amateurs, with rather erode ideas the inscription which sot forth that be died I ..Home stretch—the stretch across the
very much taken up. of journalism—gentlemen of a leisurely litera- ‘ to-morrow,’ and he felt the lining tenderly, I maternal knee.
A month afterward she was married to ry turn of mind, who thought it wonld be a saying, ‘ I shall sleep long and well hero.’—I .-Order is heaven’s law, aud it has uever
Jeremiah Jenkins, and on that day Caswell eo od thing to stroll into the office once or twice Then he discoursed of that silent land into I been repealed.
burnt his tight boots with a grim sort of satis-1 a day, draw off a kid glove, dash off a pro-1 which he was to travel, saying, with some show I - -To make a tall man short—try to borrow
faction that showed one plainly enongh how found editorial on national politics, and then of seriousness, that he was not sore of an eter-1 bve dollars of him.
the iron had entered his soul. I stroll jauntily ont again, twirling a deiicate nity. • The sages say thero is one,’he remark-1 -.Speaking of the round world, much can
The Pancake Hero of ihn i? hem I rataD cane > wlt h a horse’s hoof or feminine leg ed, with a shrug of the shoulders ; and he add-1 be said on both sides.
A correspondent of the Albany* ArcrnTwrites in ivor Y for a handle. Col. M. W. dusky, led that if there were an eternity of life, hej --A musician aad a sailor should always
good story from Burnt Hills Saratoga coun- formorl y of M ««“Phis, was commander in-chief should meet all his sweethearts next day— I know how to sound the C
ty. concerning one Thos Murray He says- * I of th 's rabble of courageous but undisciplined I Knitting his brows, he dictated an address ..Wasting sweetness—putting your
If there is any man who crawls between '“h-slingera. Col. Clusky is an Irishman, rear-1 which he wished directed ’To fathers and about a pretty woman
Heaven and earth who can cook pancakes hot in Alabama, where he acquired a mest de- mothers of children.’ This singular document 1 --As you cannot avoid your own company
ter and faster than Tom, let him put bis money H 0 ^ 8 Southern brogao. Personally he is one began thus: make it as good as possible
up and it will be covered Tom baked Dan °f th » highest-toned, kindest-hearted and most • Standing at the portals of tbo unknown and -.When horse-cars have good conductors
cakes for a whole army corps, and hs did noth- chWalroUS of men ’ “ d ln hl8 tim0 h0 h “ 600,1 “^nowable world, and looking back npon the ‘bey are never struck by lightning,
ing else while there Your corresDondent reco S nized 08 000 of tho mo0t vi « oro118 writers life of this, as I have seen it, I would urge up-1 *• Wh y is a compositor like a cripple f Be-
drove seven miles in a rain storm to moot T„m of the Soath ’ A 1ittl0 work on Pariiamentary 0 n you to make your greatest care to so train, cau8e be can’t get on without a stick,
who readilv entered into conversation with tho lavr ’ w b*°b he is the author, is still quoted influence, instruct and govern tbe young to I • UI1 come to thee when daylight sel3,’ as
writer conversation with the , Q S(mthern legtalatl ,. bodies. But at the whom yon have given life, that they be kept ‘be lamplighter said to the lamp
Tom • innuired vnnr cnrro.nondont • if .on tim0 CoL C,usk y ^ ho,d of th ® Lt *** r H1 * a l°°f. m fer as in the nature of things ia pos- -- A Memphis paper defines advertising to
baked oo Zv tow ™ health had «"“* impaired hia usefulness. Uto, from the degrading companionship 0 f be a ’ blister which draws trade.’
greasod the griddle fast e’noueh • 7 He was a gallant soldier in behalf of the Lost the immoral and vioious. The general welfare --The dog who loads ths blind man to th*
Why,’ replied tbe champion pancake baker, Cauw ’ and was lit0raUy * hot 10 piec03 ’ Th0 of 80olet y depends upon the strict performance different free lunches is a bar pilot,
yon mast know I bad a griddle 30 feet in cir- onl7 W0D<, er was that he managed to live. Col. j 0 f this part of yonr duty.’ I ..What word is always prououuced wrong,
cumference, and I kept two darkies with large Clusky mod0 frantic cffortB to discipline hit This was the bandit’s homily and warning. 1 by tbe beat scholars 1—Wrong.
Pisces of pork strapped to the soles of tboir r* 661 ®’ and at the same time endeavored to T o his former associates he dictated an eqnally ..What ia it that has a mouth and never
feet, skating around on the griddle. Every caU , a « reeabl « 000181 relations. It was I nniqu8 address, in which be deprecated their ipeakBt and a bed and never sleeps T-A river,
time we turned a cake we tossed it high in the ° n ® of h “ theorIe8 *b a ‘ a man employed on the reputed intention tomake bloody reparation for .. It is aaid that tbs Digger Indians are
air, ao aa to open tbs pores of the under aide must necessarily be a gentleman, an hia death, and bade them to take warning by I ao , er known to smile. They are grave Dig-
and make it tender. I tell yon the air was f ha ‘ a ““ good 0n0Ug6 40 “* ocia40 " Uh h '“ bis fate and change their coarse while life was g ,„. $
thick with pancakes. I baked them so fast ‘“‘ h «> offlws waa entitled to be received at bis j eft them . On the following day, accompa- ..Mrs. Gnbbiussays her husband is like a
that tbe boys wouldn’t eat tbe cold ones, to P* 00 ?* A ?° at ® DC0a WMk , ««« force I nied by a priest who bads his beads and pat- tallow caadle; he always smokes when he
we nsed them for breastworks, and onoe when wa810Tited 40 h i» elegant mansion, to discuss tered pra yer. the brigand chief stepped lightly 1 goes out.
a regiment of • rebs • took onr breastworks, OJ8t0r8 ’ ,0nison ' champagne and other erea- t0 the fatal tree, joked about the dread here-1 . .The hair of a young lady turned white in
they proonred enongh pancakes to feed them 4U ” 00 ,, . I after, told the hangman to be quick about it, I a aiogle night. She fell into a flour barrel.
16 months, and that waa all they had, for their . . f , 84 “ umb0r8 °J 4 “ 0 Le f ger W0r0 “* aad so was launched Into eternity. | . .Two things in this world that shonld not
rations had given ont two days before, and the r1881 tl “ in f th8ir wa7 ; 1 , re “ 9m60r o c 0 ■«*»*. 1 '
. m .ii„fMw. nftn,.v« I when the foreign editor, intensely Prussian in
smell of tbe pancakes made them fight like ., ’ ... ,
devils to capture our works.’ I hta 0ym P a4kl00 - had " ritt0 “ aa ar4icl ® 00 4h0 1
Kissing ln China.
Future Population. i be trifled with-a woman’s opinion and tho
An English traveler, Mr. Childers, who has I business end of a wasp.
Franco German war, and Dr. Breckinridge l ,atel y 8 lTen 00 account of his American tour j --A celebrated barrister was in tho habit of
who strongly sympathized with tho French! I a ‘ Pontorfract, England, estimates that in saying, ‘ I always study the feasibility of a
It is a singular fact the custom of kissing is I had written one on the same subject. Of j years the United States will ooutain a j case before I undertake it.*
altogether unknown in China. Tho Chinese, course they conflicted, and oaeh was stubborn b Q0 dred and fifty millions of inhabitants.— I ..Precocious boy munching tbo fruit of a
indeed, have no word or term expressing love in insisting upon committing the paper to his I Down to 1860 the increase was at tbe rate of I date tree; ’ Mamma, if I eat dates enough
as wo nnderetaud tbe tender passion. An own views. Col. Clusky was appealed to. 1 MtCBthing more than one-third every ten years. I will I grow up to be au almanac!’
American navy officer voyaging Chinawards ' Gentlemen,' said he, oracularly, » b y Jove, At * ho re*® for ‘he next fifty years, our j ..k ia noted that all great humorists are
narrates an amusing experience of the Chinese you most make yonr articles consist. It won’t P°P u l a ‘ ion wonld number a hundred and nine- j 8aber and sedate, with a melancholy cast of
maidens on the scienoe of kitting. Wishing I do to have an ahtiole in one path of the papah I ‘Y nailliona and upward iu 1925. But, as the | ooumananoe. It la rather sorious business to
to eomplete a conquest ho had made of a taking one view of a subject, and an ahtiole in Chicago Times justly observes, this rate waa I be funny.
young mie rue (beautiful lady,) he invited her | another column taking another view. They I noC maintained from 1860 to 1870. We know I ..Ever since we have heard of that Maine
using the English word*—to give him almost consist. Now, I don’t care a coppah th at It lell below 23 per cent. It hasbeeB a|editor named T. Pot, we have been filled with
kiss. Finding her comprehension of hia re- about the frog-eataba or the Dutch, but faT °riW opinion that this decrease was due I aoxiety to know if a trifle would make him
quest somswhat obscure, he smtod the action tho papah must be one thing or tha othah. It w b®ily to ‘be war, aud that tbe census of 1880 J 0Ter .
to the word and took a delicious kiss. The can’t be both.’ And, after some further squab-1 w °u' d show a return to the oldrate of increase. I . .Likes keg of powder—A handsome youug
girl ran away into another room, thoroughly blee, the foreign man and tha doctor being T bia, however, is not tbe opiaion of those who I lsM j y . 8 ho is enclosed in hoops, and goes off
alarmed, exclaiming. • Terrible man-eater I unablo to coma to an understanding, Col. Mike 01,0 mo8 ‘ conTersan ‘ w i‘b ‘he statistics of pop-1 w j tb a spark.
I shall be devoured.' Bnt in a moment find- called out, * Heah! Give ’em to me; I’ll fix a ' a ‘i° n , Rod with the causes affecting tbe rate I . .a noose paper—a death warrant. ’’
ing herself uniojnred by the salute, aha re-1 it np myself.’ Taking the two articles, he cat I ° 4 iocre* 80 ' In their opinion the rate for the I ..Homo stretch—the stretch across the ma-
turned to his eide saying, • I would like to I the head off the Breokinridge editorial, sliced P™ 8806 decade will not be greater than it was I t«rnal knee.
learn more of your strange rite. Ke-e-eamer la sentence ont of Price’s and pasted it on; 1 10 1870 ’ and from this time forward it I ..old time rocks—rocking the oradle.
He knew it wasn’t right, but he kept on in- then he scooped ont an inch or two of Brook- more or l® 88 rapidly declino. This view
.A bald-headed, consequential money-
structing her of “ Kee-ea me" nntif ehe knew inridge and pasted it on to Price; and so con- is sopported by what is known as the absoluto b aga waa dilating recently*upon the taetofhia
how to do it like a native Yankee girl; and, tinned, taking alternate paragraphs from i DCrt,as0 * n several States since .a® a *f® I being a “self made man,” when a bystander
after all that, she enggested a second course Breokinridge and Price, until ho bad patched 6y certain general considerations which will j remarke d: * If you are a self- made man, why
by remarking, * Ke-e-ea me some more mm up one of the moat remarkable foreign articles roadily 8 ®8C® a ‘ themselves. I in the thunder didn't you put some hair on
( Anglice— American,) 0Ter pab iiahod in tbe United States, the whole | 468 V 68 !!?5° 1 010 top of your head t' He wilted.
)n until her mammas I tki-- ansitw, «v;,h ,
Jim Mee-lee-kee t
and the lesson went on
voice rudely awakened them from their deli
cious dream.
thing ending with a semi colon
Col. Clusky waa disposed to assert his rights,
and took umbrage at the
..The first case under tbe law for the pan-1 tioa» of stockholders. ‘There 1
ithment of cruelty to dumb animals was tried zin’ about heah to suit me,’ be wonld say. ' If
of increase for. the next fifty years will be25 . , . . . . ,, , ...
per cent., the population in 1925 will be about - A plumber had an Inata boy in h e em-
millions.
frequent consulta- mow prob able assumption that the decennial llno ’ ord0r0d hi, “ 40 8®‘ °»® ‘ w ®»*® ‘“'Joe
era’s too muoh bnz- rat|S -m not exeeed ga Mr can *.. .hall not c ^ uar0 ’ Y ®». 8 > r .' 801(1 Pat ’ twelve inch0 ‘
beating a bone with a heavy piece of wood.
rate will not exceed 20 per cent., we shall not I
. i number more than one hundred aud six mil-1 S! 10 ar ®> hut how long!
before Judge Hopkins a few days ago. Hat there’s any buzzin’ to be dene. I’ll buzz my- , ioM 1925 If , be meantime we should -Beecher haa changed hia politics. He is
Mitchell waa fined $25 and coats for cruelly | aelf. By Jove I I’ve been elected managiog absorb |he whole of Nortb Americai „ f ar as oow a very persistent • koow-nothing.’ Por-
editah of this papah, an’, by Jovq! I’m goin* aB ^ inuiudmjf the Darien ship canal’ which is I craits, well turned ankles, Sharpe’s rifles,
to manage it. If these gentlemen ain’t satis- to be> tb e grand total of our population bro- &0 » ar ® entirely loat to memory now.
fled with my management, my resignation's at bab , y will nol be more tban a bundred and ..A country doctor, in writing a loiter of
their service; bnt I don’t wantany buzzin’ flfty m |)u 0U8 . I condolence to a widow of a late moniliii the
around me. Come, Harry, boy. let’s go an’ A hundred’and flfty millions, however Ua Legislature, says; ’ I cannot tell how pained
ge i. aC «T k ^ iK !. , . . . . , very respectable number. It is more than Iwas 10 bear that your husba.nliiu l to
Col. Clusky had none of tha absurd preju- I Great Britain, Franco, Germany and Austria I heaven. We were bosom friend?, but now .v 0
dice about personal journalism, which some of I now contain. It is so very large that we may i
..A subscriber to a paper died a few days
ago, leaving four years’ subscription unpaid.
The editor appeared at the grave when tbe
lid was being screwed down tbe last time and
pat in the coffin a palm leaf fan. a linen coat,
and a thermometer which is only used lu warm
11 mates.
I shall never meet agan.’
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