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“Attend your cliurvV' Hi 0 Person cries,
To church each fair one goes;
The old go there to close their eyes,
The young to eye their clothes.
Hasten Courier:
So sceptered king, with jeweled crown,
>'o general victorious,
-No statesman honored for his worth,'
No orator vainglorious,
Feels half so proud, conceited, or
E'er kicks np such a bother,
As he who swaggers forth sonje day
A happy, new-made father.
Exchange: Wife—“What's the
saatter, dear? You seem to be in a
quandary.” Husband—“I ain, I got
• letter from my friend, Congressman
X_, today. in which he requests that
it be not published, and I can’t make
’«j) mv mind what paper to take it
So-”
Puck: “Here,” said Peterson, en
uring a store and throwing down a
very gaudy red and black striped
»iit, “take this thing back; I don’t
want it.' 1 “Hut tve don't take back
witliing suits, after we have sold them
once.” “I don’t care: you may have
fils one, 1 don’t want it.” “What's
the matter with it?” “Why, I was
■vwimming in it off Long Branch, and
i whole ileet of yachts took me for
at buoy and rounded me. 1 don’t
want any more of that.”
Texas Siftings: A student who
had been studying for several years in
'he medical department of the Uni
varsity of Texas endeavored to pass
llie examination requisite to his oh
lining his diploma. One of the pro
'essors gave him a hypothetical case,
smd then asked him: “What would
you do in a ease of that kind, if the
patent got worse?” “I would not do
anything,” replied the student; “I
would just wait until the next day,
•iXKl see how he was coming on then.
He might improve, you know. I'd
ypve him a chance.”
Texas Siftings: A venerable old
fiyamp entered an Austin business
fcouse, and said to the proprie
tor:
“I am the most unfortunate man in
tfce world. Please do something for
a»e.”
*T don't know who you are,” re
vived the merchant. “You may be an
impostor.' 1
“Here is a certificate from Parson
-Iordan, of Galveston, that 1 am a
i'ia.rd-working, honest man, who has
$x*en unfortunate.”
"A certificate from Parson Jordon,
>f Galveston?” asked the merchant.
“Yes, sir, here it is,” replied the
mendicant handing the merchant a
;.vaper. The merchant looked at the
paper and said:
‘ Parson Jordan, of Galveston, is
. :y brother. I know his signature
■very well, and his signature on that
•*rtificate is forged.”
‘•Just as I expected,” whined the
■mendicant. “I told you I was the
most unlucky man in the world.
,1 ust think of me coming to the bro-
t her of Parson Jordan, of all the peo-
in this town, and showing him
that forged certificate, when there is
not anot her man in Austin who knows
.13s signature.”
-O-
Thin s We Head of. But Never See.
PARKER’S
HAIR BALSAM
tho popular favorite for drersinfj
the hair, Restoring color when
pray, and preventing Dandruff,
It cleanses the scalp, stop:-’ tho
hair falling, and is sure to please.
60c. and Si-00 at Druggists.
The best Ccugh Cur© you can use,
And the best preventive known for Consumption. It
cures bodily pains, and all disorders of the Stomach,
Bowels, Lungs, Liver, Kidneys, Urinary Organs and
nil Female Complaints. Tho feeble and sick, strug
gling against disease, and slowly drifting towards
the grave, will in most cases recover their health by
the timelv use of Pahkeu’8 Tonic, but delay is dan
gerous. Take It in time. Bold by all Druggists in
large bottlos at $1.00.
HINDERCORNS
The safest, surest, quickest and best cure for Corns,
Bunions, Warte, Moles, Callouses, &c. Hinders their fur-
thergrowth. Stops nil pain. Glvosnotrouble. Makesthe
feet comfortable. Hindercoms cures when everything
^lee fails. Sold by Druggists at 15c. Hiseox & Co., N- V-
Aug. 11th, 1885. 5 ly
TJACOBS
p Curs:- Rheumatism, Neuralg ! a ;
Karinfhe, neadsehe, Teothacb?,
Sprains, HralM-s. ete.. etr.
VK1CE, FIFTY CUNTS.
AT DHfGC.J.STS AND L"KA l.EI'.S.
rur. Cl! A TILES A. YONKI.ER (0.,BaLTU<,EK.SD.
MARK.
mumwm
Absolutely
Free from Opiates, Emetic* and I'oisot*.
SAFE.,
SURE.
PROMPT.
25%
At Druggists ard Dhai fw.
THE CHARLES A. YOtiELEft CO., BALTIMORE,HD*.
Dec. 22,1885.
24 ly
New Advertisements.
L ADIES WANTED to work for us at their
own homes. 87 to Si o per week can be easi
ly made; no canvassing; fascinating and
steady employment. Particulars and sample
of the work sent for stamp. Address HOME
M'F'G CO., P. O. Box 1916, Boston, Mass.
I!
K WANT SALESMEN everywhere, local
and traveling, to sell our goods. Will pay
good salary and all expenses. Write for
terms at once, and state salary wanted.
Address STANDARD SILVER WARE COM
PANY, Washington street. Boston Mass.
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Philadelphia Progress.
like a fairv
i- almost like a fairy tale,
.“Ause such acts of spontaneous kiml-
fler-s are rare, and yet it actually hap-
; vened a few days since under my own
observation in*a Chestnut street toy
-tore. A small ragged boy, about
% years old, stood in the door
way eyeing wistfullly a large-sized
velocipede. A sweetfaced lady in
#he doorway caught sight of The
hjid's face, and going up to him ask-
*>J; “Would you like very much to
have that velocipede?” The boy only
looked at her in open-eyed wonder,
4Ui<l in answer to the repeated ques
tion, stammered “Yes.'’ The lady
walked up to the counter, in
quired the price of the veloei
;Wbe, .laid down the money for
,i„ and called 10 the child to come and
take the coveted treasure. The little
?e low grasped it boldly in his arms,
almost sobbing for joy. and ran out of
tip store as fast as he could with his
wro'-ioiu burden.
h
With bright, eyes and elastic step,
* grav. lusterless hair. It is unuat-
.. uveviles-. Parker s Hair. Lalsam
II restore the black or brown pre-
urely lost, cleanse from all dand-
aiut . top its falling. Don't sur
er your* hair without an effort to
it. 34 lm.
CONSUMPTION.
I have a positive remedy for the above disease; by Its
use thousands of cases o( the worst kind and of long
standing have been cored. Indeed, so strong is ray faith
in itsetileary.thatl will send TWO BOTTLES FKBB,
together with a VAI.T7ABI.B TKEATrSB on this disease
to any sufferer. Give express and P. O. andrres.
DR. T. A. SLOCUM, 181 Pearl St., Few York.
’SKi!
ilia
raf
rei:
Cure for Piles-
Piles are frequently preceded by a
use of weight in the back, loins and
lower part of the abdomen, causing
he patient to suppose lie has some
liTection of the kidneys or neighbor
ing organs. At times, symptoms of
indigestion are present, flatulency,
uneasiness of the stomach, etc. A
moisture like perspiration, producing
a very disagreeable itching, after get
ting warm, is a common attendant.
Blind, Bleeding, and Itching Piles
yield at once to the application of
Dr. Bosaiiko's Pile Remedy, which
acts directly upon the part' affected,
absorbing the Tumors, allaying the
intense itching, and effecting a per
manent cure- Price 50 cents. Ad-
iress The Dr. Bosanko Medicine Co.,
Pi qua, O. Sold by T. H. Kenan
Druggist, Milledgeville, Ga. [36 ly.
ADVICE TO MOTHERS.
Arc you disturbed at night and broken of your
res: by a -ick child suffering and crying with
earn of cutting teeth? If so, send at once and
f a bottle of MRS. WINSLOW'S SOOTHING
SYRUP FOR CHILDREN TEETHING. Its Talue
js incalculable. It will relieve the poor little suf
ferer immediately. Depend upon it, mothers,
there is no mistake about it. It cures dysentery
a.Dd diarrhoea, regulates the stomach and bow
els. cures wind colic, softens the gums, reduces
Acfiammation, and gives tone and energy to the
arhole system. MRS. WINSLGW’S SOOTHING
SYRUP FOR CHILDREN TEETHING is pleasant
:« tfce taste, and is the prescription of one of the
eldest and best female nurses and physicians in
•ate United States, and is for sale by all druggists
.L r ougbout the world. Price 25 cents a bottle.
'ii. member, 22nd, 1885. 21 ij
its CAUSES and CURE, by
one who was deaf twenty-eight
firs. Treated by most of the noted spec
ialists of the day with no henefir. Cured
himself in three months, and since then hun
dreds of others by same process. A plain, sim
ple and successful home treatment. Address
T. S. PAGE, 12S East 26th St., New York City.
rCFRlTlTS!
When I say cure I do not mean merely to stop thorn
for a time and then have them return a#ain, I mean a
radical cure. I liave made the disease of FITS. EPI
LEPSY or FALLING SICKNESS a life-long study. I
warrant my remedy to cure the worst coses. Because
sthers have failed is no reason for not now receiving a
sure. Send at once for a treatise and a Free Bottle of
my infallible remedy. Give Express and Post Offloe.
It costs you nothing for a trial, and I will cure you.
Address Db. H. G. ROOT, lfe Pearl St, Hew York.
WANTED IN MILLEDGEVILLE,
~ an energetic business woman to
isolicit and take orders for The
MADAME GRISWOLD Pa
tent Skirt-Supporting Cor
sets. These corsets have been
extensively advertised and sold
by lady canvassers the past ten
years, which, with their superiori
ty. has created a large demand
for them throughout the United
States, and any lady who will give
her time and energy to canvassing
for them can soon build up a permanent and
profitable business. They are not sold by mer
chants. and we give exclusive territory, thereby
giving tlie agent entire control of these superior
corsets in the territory assigned her. We have
a large number of agents who are making a
grand success selling these goods, and we
desire such in every town. Address
Mme. Griswold <fc Co., 923 Broadway, New
York. 36 4t
CHOICE STORY BOOKS,
Games, Toys, Ac., for the little ones.
Croquet Sots,
Hammocks, Fishing Tackle, all at
prices to suit the times.
C 1 . L. CASE, Druggist.
Milledgeville, Jan. 26, ’86. 43 ly
T’HE BEST 5 cent CIGAR jn town
i at C. L. Case's Drug Store. [15 t
Agricultural Implements
GKCT-AJtT 081
As tlie prosperity of every country depends upon the success of
agriculture, and realizing tlie necessity of thet borough breaking oi
land and cultivation of the crop, I have supplied myself with a
large lot of two and one horse Plows of the best makes, consisting of
the Syracuse, Benton & Harber, White’s Clipper Meikle s Blue
Pony and the Boss, and I also have a large lot of Steel Plotvs,
Haiman and Southern Plow Stocks, single and double, and farming
implements generally. To all who use Guano, I would recommend the
Chesapeake or Pendleton Goods!
And to all who would like to have a Pump put in their tv ells, I
would recommend the Buckeye Force Pump, which myself and
many others have been using with perfect satisfaction for some
time All who wish to supply themselves with any of the above
articles will do well to call and examine my stock-and get my prices
before buying elsewhere.
lvE„ IHIZlSnEIS-
Milledgeville, Ga., Jan. 26th, 1886. ’ -9 ly
UNDENT
PARSON
MAKE
NEW. BICH
BLOOD.
y Those pills were a woaderAil discovery. No others like then In the world. Will positj^,
relieve all maimer of disease. Thu information around each box i* worth ten times the cos- li\
Dills. Find out about then and you will always be thankful. Onepill a dose, niustraupj
Roe. Sold everywhere, or sent by mail fbr 38o. In stamps. Dr. I. S. JOHX8QN St CO., 22
s®s*siiiMr unic i ivPl
s9t&nUir HrMX I Mm
strictly a medicine to
be riven with food,
»ld
flilBw HlLHlU KUfHI U
1 ■ lata BB 19 m B ■ BB 33 ■ B book hyU-I
Bolci everywhere, or sent hvmainorSB cents to stamps. 81-4
4- r cons by express, ]
Feb. 16, 1886.
Brick! Brick l Brick!
1,000,000 FIRST-CLASS BRICK for SALE.
L )ARTIES intending to build on the line of the Georgia or Central Railroads, would
do well to consult us before making a contract. ^ #
First-Class Paving Brick a Specialty.
We are making Brick with the latest Improved Machinery, on the celebrated Cara
k l >ard BRICK DELIVERED TO ANY PART OF TOWN.
43-We take pleasure In referring to Maj. J. FUSS, Architect and Building Superin
tendent. _ _ _
foster Sc McMillan,
Contractors and Builders.
New Drug Store,!
If any cue desires
Milledgeville, Ga., June 10th, 1835.
48 ly
—Pleasure and Profit to All!—
JOHN T3L. IP
Watches
and Clocks
repaired.
Optician, Jeweler i Engraver.
1
Watches
and Clocks
repaired.
729 Broad Street, Opposite Central Hotel, Augusta, Ga.
THIRTY Y T EARS experience in fitting lenses in Spectacles makes tlie Optician
Department Complete.
Sole Agent for Diamond Spectacles. Dealer in Reliable Jewelry.
Also Silver-Plated Ware at the Lowest Prices.
^Personal attention to all monogram engraving.
April 7th, 1885. 1 39 ly.
—IMPORTER!—
—Wholesale and Retail Dealer In-
Fine Wines, Cigars, Brandies, Tobacco, Mineral
Waters, Whiskies, Gin, Porter, Ale, Etc.
601 and 802 Broad Street, AUGUSTA, GA.
Agent for Veuve Clicquot Ponsardln,
for the Anheuser-Busch Brewing Association,
Lager Beer kept in stock.
Dec. 15th, 1885.
Urbana* Wine Company
St. Louis, Mo.
Also, sole Agent
Special Brewings
23 ly.
THE FARQUHAR COTTON PLANTER.
EXCELS ALL OTHEBS.
It is simple in construction and can be handled easily by ordinary farm hands.
Drops the unrolled seed with perfect regularity and in any desired amount.
Never skips. Opens, drops and covers. Send for price.
A. B. FARQUHAR & CO.,
Manufacturers of Machinery and Wholesale Hardware Merchants,
Macon. : : : : ; Georgia.
February 19th, 1886.
456 ly.
0 :
Land For Sale.
NE thousand four hundred and
seventy acres of land in the center
of Wilcox county, Ga., all in one
body, all fine fanning land if put in
cultivation, though at present, it is one
of the finest timbered bodies of land
in Southwest, Ga. No ponds or lakes,
has never failing water, nine miles
west of the Ocmulgee river. Or I
will rent for a Turpentine farm. For
terms and price, apply to
B. W. SCOTT,
Milledgeville, Ga.
March 16th, 1886. 36 6m.
Family end Fancy Groceries! !,
T HAVE OPENED a Family aml'j A
1 Fancy Grocery and Confectionery ‘ ■ r ^
Store under Clerk of Court’s office,
where I will be pleased to see my
friends and the public generallv.
T. A. CARAKER.
Milledgeville, Feb. 2d, 1886. 30 4t.
Furniture Repaired.
I
HAVE returned to Milledgeville,
_ after an absence of many years,
and opened a shop under Mrs. Woot-
ten’s store to carry on my trade, and
am prepared to do upholstering,
and repairing furniture. SsTAlso un
dertaking. Give me a call.
R. N. ADAMS.
Milledgeville, Ga,, Jan., 9th 1886. [27tf
Car Load of Nails.
T HAVE JUST RECEIVFD a car
1 load of Nails which I will sell as
cheap as they can be had anywhere,
at wholesale or retail.
JOSEPH STALEY:
Milledgeville, Feb., 15th, 1886. [32 It
Harrison’s Combined Writing and Copy
ing Fluid for sale at thl3 office.
For Sale or Exchange,
HOUSE AND LOT, situated on
(gie of the highest points in the
city of Milledgeville. Lot contains
nearly two acres, the finest well of
water in the city, also a large cistern.
The house has seven rooms, there are
also three out houses, and fine garden
spot, One of the healthiest and most
pleasant homes in the city, being on
an elevated place, the scenery is
splendid, and no obstructions to the
breeze: outlet on three different
streets.
Will sell on reasonable terms or ex
change for a smaller place. If pur
chaser wishes, he can sell two or three
building lots.
BETHUNE & MOORE,
Real Estate Agents.
Milledgeville, Jan. 29, 1886. tf.
W flU WH¥f|
CONTINUE TO 1 S3 »
HAVE BAD 1 1 B
COFFEE
.A. GOOD GJIK3--A.2H.
Call at
KENAN'S DRUG STORE,
And try one of those I have just received. I keep
First Class Chewing Tobacco,
CIGARETTES, ETC.
If the ladies will call at
THE NEW DRUG STORE,
They can get New, Fresh,
Baking Powders, Cream of Tarter, Si
COLOGNE,
Of the best quality, and any other article usually kept in a
DRUG STORE. „ „„„ „
T. H. KENAN
Milledgeville, Ga., January J6th, 1886.
BRILLIANT AND BEAUTIFUL
JOSEPH "MILLER,
—Dealer In—
Watches, Clocks, Jewelry, Cntkj
CROCKERY, ETC.
I have filled my store with new, useful and beantiful articles such as enter .
businesslike mine, and I intend to sell them at prices as LOW as any other
establishment in Georgia.
I MEAN WHAT I SAY!
And you have only to price my goods to be couvinced, My stock, principal!;
sistsof Watches, Clocks, Solid Silver and plated wai t*, Crockery of every sty-
Pattern, Spectacles, Musical Instruments of all kinds, indeed, every kind oi.
of the best quality, usually found in a First-Class Jewelry store. Many bt
goods can be found here, suitable for presents.
Call at the BLUE STORE and you will be treated kindly and with attention, h
an experienced Watchmaker and Jeweller, Mr. James CotDey. Repairing a sped
and satisfaction guaranteed.
JOSEPH MILLERI
Milledgeville, Ga.. Jan. 5, 1886. 263c
WHEN EY USING
LEVERINC’S
You Will Always Have It Good.
GROCERS SELL IT.
X^Seod 10c. to stamps for a complete set cf
Levering'* New Cards (60 original designs).
E. LEVERING & CO.. BALTIMORE, MD.
March, 16th, [36 3t.
Geo. R. Bombard 4* Cfo,
Forest City Foundry and Machine World
Near the Water Tower, 1014 to 1026 Fenwick St., Augusta, G*
Saw Mills, Grist Mills, Cane Mills, Plantation Machinery, Engin
Boilers, Cotton Screws, Shafting, Pullevs, Hangers, Journal Boxe?.
Gearing, Gudgeons, Turbine Water Wheels, Gin Gearing, Judson's Gov®
ors, Disston’s Circular Saws and Gummers and Files, Belting and Bat®
Metal and Brass Fitting Globe and Check Valves, Whistles, Gauges, fe
Iron and Brass Castings and Gin Ribs and Injectors. Repairing proa. 1
done at Lowest Prices. We cast every day both Iron and Brass, having
ly increased our capacity with latest improved tools. We are running"
time with 100 hands, which enables us to fill orders promptly at L0’> j
Prices. Give us a trial before sending elsewhere. Agents for Georgia®
South Carolina for
Knorting’s Universal Injectors, The Best Boiler Feeder Out.
Works with one lever. Will work warm or cold water, and will lift
Warranted to give satisfaction. Send for circulars before you buy any otfc-
They are better than a pump. [March 23, .1886. 37 ly.
Day ^ Tannahill,
—Are now Receiving a Fine Assortment of—
Carriages' - and - Buggies'.
FOE THE SPEING TRADE,
AT PRICES TO SUIT THE TIMES!
Anti Never Before Attained In the History of the Bosi
C. P. CRAWFORD,
Attorney anti Real Estate Aient.
M ONEY advanced to early callers,
on farm securities. Superior ad
vantages for putting your surplus
lands on the market. There is no de
mand here. Purchasers must be found
abroad.
Milledgeville, March 2,1886. 34 tf
BEANS
/"VURE biliousness; Sick Headache In Four hours.
VSy One dose relieves Neuralgia. They cure and
prevent Chills Fever, Sour Stomach ^ Bad
Breath. Clear the Skin, Tone the Nerves, and alve
Life > Vigor to the system. Dose: ONE BE AIT*
Try them once and you will never be without them.
Prlr ' ‘ • -----
Medicine Dealers generally.
>stpald, to any address.
Sen/ on receipt of
price In stamps, postpaid
J. F. SMITH & CO.,
Maaolacturers and Sole Props.. ST. LOUIS. M0.
February 22, 1886. [33 ly
We are enabled to give our Customers every advantage by I?
aw
Onion Sets
At C. L. CASE'S Drug Store.
[KB*
chasing our goods at the Closest Possible Cash Prices. Call am
convinced.
Children’s Carriages in reat Variety!
The finest assortment of HANDBAGS and SATCHELS
brought to the City. Trunks, Whips and Umbrellas.
The Wilson, Child’s & Co.’s Philadelphia Wagons, all sizes.
Tennessee Wagons, 1, 2 and 4,Horse.
Day & Tannahlll’s One and Two Horse Wagons
EXPRESS AND DELIVERY WAGONS.
Axles, Springs, Hubs, Spokes, <fec. Rubber Belting and Pacl^ :
Hoyt’s Leather Belting. The best in the WY>rld.
Lacing, Rivets, etc. Oak and Hemlock Sole Leather.
Calf and Lining Skins, Lasts, Thread, Cement, etc.
HARNESS AND SADDLES. We call particular attention *
our Harness Department, in which we excel in quality and price*
DAY & TANNAHILL,
733 and 735 Broad Street, .Augvsta,^
MarcU 10, 1885, 1 lJ