The Southern museum. (Macon, Ga.) 1848-1850, December 29, 1849, Image 1
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Wives of Working Men. —Speaking
of the middle ranks of life a good writer
observes: “There we behold a woman in
all her glory—not a doll to carry silks and
jevvles; not a puppet to bo dandled by
fops, an idol of profane adoration, rever
enced to-day, and discarded to-morrow,
admired but not respected; desired, but
not esteemed ; ruling by passion, not af
fection ; imparting her weakness, not her
constancy to the sex which she should ex
alt. tho somca and mirror of vanity —but
we saw her as bis wife, partaking the
cares and guiding the labors of her bus
band, and by her domestic diligence
spreading cheerfulness around her, for his
sake sharing the decent refinements of the
world without being vain of them ; pla
cing all her happiness in the merited ap
probation of the man she loves. Asa
mother, we find her affectionate, the ar
dent instructress of the children she has
tended from their infancy ; training them
up to truth and virtue, to meditation and
benevolence—addressing them as ration
al beings, and and preparing them to be
come men and women in their turn. Me
chanics’ daughters should make the best
wives in the world, but for the mean and
anti-republican odor that is now given
to labor. Neither man nor woman that
despises labor ought to live in our com
monwealth.
How to Grow Rich. —A man in busi
ness of any description, ought to consider
his time as valuable to him as money ; of
this, the following is capital example. A
physician of my acquaintance called on a
brother of the same profession, living in
Alderman bury ; and in the course of a
conversation, asked him the following
question:—“How is it, , the world
says you accumulate and grow rich; what
is your secret?—with all possible manage
ment, and practice, as you know, on our
occasionaly comparing notes, fully equal
to yours, 1 find that 1 can do little more
than make my receipts adequate to my
outgoings ?”
“ Step into the entrance hall with me,
and I will explain the matter,” was the
answer. They adjourned to the place
where showed his friend the whole
of this secret; it was his hat, cane, and
gloves, lying on the table opposite the
street door. “1 understand you,” said
the medical friend, laughing, and wishing
'aim a good morning.
Some of my readers may probably wish
'or an explanation ; the moment that a rat-
; at was heard, the first oject that presented
itself, on opening the door, was —,
"ith liis hat thrown carelessly on, his canc
under his arm, and drawing on his gloves.
We are come to dine and take a bot
tle of port with you,” was sometimes the
salutation. “Nothing could be more un
ucky,” replied the wary economist, "I
llVe not yet seen half my patients, and 1
"at this moment sent for to a great con
citation on a bad liver case, which needs
voDsiderable time and attention ; it is 1
assmeyou a great disappointment, but bus
iness must be minded, and 1 hope to have
)! <; J^ easure of your company another
ith those wot da he moved forward
. . wished them good morning ; a rep
t llloa °f almost the same story to every
'tsitor at that hour soon cleared the house
J diuner company ; he accumulated a
‘jtndsotne fort une, collected pictures, pur-
scarce books, aud erected a a vil
THE SOUTHERN MUSEUM.
VOLUME II
13 o c t v 2» .
The Widowed Inebriate's Lament*
BY A. J. 11. DCGANNE.
I’m thinking on thy smile, Mary—
Thy bright and trusting smile—
In the morning of our youth and love,
Ere sorrow came—or guile •
When thine arms rterc ticincd about my neck,
Anil mine eyes looked into thine
And the heart that throbbed for me alone,
li as nestling close to mine !
1 see full many a smile, Mary,
On young lips beaming bright;
And many an ey e of light and love
Is flashing in my sight.—
But the smile is not for my poor heart,
And the eye is strange to me,
And loneliness comes o’er my soul
When its memory turns to thee !
I’tn thinking on the night, Mary,
The night of grief and shame,
When with drunken ravings on my lips,
To thee I homeward came
O, the tear was in thine earnest eye,
And thy bosom wildly heaved,
Yet a smile of love was on thy cheek,
Though the heart was sorely grieved.
But the smile soon left thy lips, Mary,
And thine eye grew dim and sad :
For the tempter lured my steps from thee,
And the wine-cup drove me mad :
From thy check the roses quickly fled,
And thy ringing laugh was gone,
Yet thy heart still fondly clung to me,
And still kept trusting on.
O, my words were harsh to thee, Mary,
For the wine-cup made me wild ;
And 1 chid thee when thine eyes were sad,
And I cursed thee when they smiled ;
God knows I loved thee even then,
But the fire was in my brain,
And the curse of drink was in my heart,
To make my love a banc.
’Twas a pleasant home of ours, Mary,
In tin! spring time of our life,
When I looked upon thy sunny face,
And proudly called thee wife—
A nd ’twas pleasant when our children played
Before our cottage door—
But the children sleep with thee, Mary,
f shall never sec them more.
Thou’rt resting in the church-yard, now,
And no stone is at thy head !
But the sexton knows a drunkard’s wife
Sleeps in that lowly bed ;
And he says the hand of God, Mary,
Will fall with crushing weight
On the wretch who brought thy gentle life
To its untimely fate !
But he knows not of the broken heart
I bear within my breast,
Or the heavy load of vain remorse,
That will not let me rest;
He knows not of the sleepless nights,
When dreaming of thy love,
I seem to see thine angel eyes,
Look coldly from above.
I have raised the wine cup in my hand,
And the wildest strains I’ve sung,
Till with the laugh of drunken mirth
The echoing air has rung ;
But a pale and sorrowing face looked out,
From the glittering cup on me,
And a trembling whisper I have heard,
That I fancied breathed by thee !
Thou art slumbering in the peaceful grave,
And thy sleep is dreamless now,
But the seal of an undying grief
Is on thy mourner’s brow,
And my heart is chill as thine, Mary,
For the joys of life have fled,
And I long to lay my aching breast
With the cold and silent dead I
Counsels for thf. Young— Never be
cast clown by trifles. If a spider break
his thread twenty times, twenty times will
be mend it again. Make up your minds
to do a thing and you will do it. Fear
not, if a trouble comes upon you ; keep
up your spirits, though the way be a dark
one.
Fight hard against a hasty temper. An
ger will come, but resist it strongly. A
spark may set a bouse on fire. A fit of
passion may give you cause to mourn all
the days of your life. Never revenge an
injury.
If you have an enemy, act kindly to him
and make him your friend. You may not
win him over at once, but try again. Let
one kindness be followed by another, till
you have passed your end. By little and
little great things are completed ; and so
repeated kindness will solten the hearted
stone.
Whatever you do, do it willingly. A
boy that is whipped to school never learns
his lesson well. A man that is compelled
to work cares not how badly it is perform
ed. He that pubs his coat cheerfully,
strips up his sleeves in earnest, and sings
while he works, is the man for me.
Evil thoughts are worse enemies than
lions and tigers ; for we can keep out of
the way of wild beasts, but bad thoughts
will their way everywhere. The cup that
is full will hold no more ; keep your heads
and hearts full of good thoughts, that bad
thoughts may hud no loom to entcf.
MACON, (GA.,) SATURDAY MORNING, DECEMBER 29, IS ID.
Law and Lawyers in Norway. —The
; administration of the civil law in Norway
iis most admirably contrived. In every
school district the freeholders elect a Jus
tice of the Court of Reconciliation. Every
I lawsuit must first be brought before
this Justice, and by the parties in person,
as no lawyer or attorney is allowed to prac
tice in this Court. The parties appear in
person, and slate their mutal complaints
and grievances at length, and the Justice
carefully notes down all the facts and
I statements of plaintiff and defendant, and
after due consideration endeavors to ar
range the matter, and proposes for this
purpose, what he considers to be perfect
ly just and fair in the premises. If his
judgement is accepted, it is imtnedia’ely
entered in the court above, which is a
court of Record; and if it is appealed
from, the case goes up in the District
Court, upon the evidence already taken
in writing by the Justice of the Court
of Reconciliation. No other evidence
is adrnied. If the terms proposed be just
and reasonable, the party appealing is
to pay costs and charges of the appeal.—
This system of minor courts prevents a
deal of unnecessary expenses, and vexa- j
tious litigations. Jhe case goes up from
j court to court upon the same evidence, i
J and the legal arguments rest upon the
same facts, without trick or circmlocution
of any kind from either party. There is |
no chance for pettifoggers,-the banditi of
the bar. Poor or rich or stupid clients
cannot be deluded, nor Judge or Jury
mystified by the skill of sharp practitioners
in the courts of law in Norway. More
than two-thirds of the suits commenced
are settled in the Court of Reconcilation,
and of the remaining third not so settled,
no more than one-tenth are ever carried up.
The judges of the Norwegian court are
responsible for errors of judgement, delay,
ignorance, carelessness, partially or pre
judice.—They may be summoned, ac
cused, and tried in tlie Superior Court,
and, if convicted, are liable in damages to
the party injured. There are, therefore,
very few unworthy lavvers in the Norwe
gian courts. The bench and the bar are
distinguished for integrity aud learning.
They have great influence in the commu
nity, and the country appreciate the many
benefits which have resulted from their
virtue and wisdom.
African Simpicity.—A poor pious ne
gro woman, being addressed by her teach
er on the goodness of God, was asked
whether she was not astonished at Ilia
mercy in giving Ilis Son, and llis conde
scensions in giving that Son for her? She
replied that she wtis not.—Supposing that
she was not sufficiently impressed with the
subject, and defective in the fine feeling
of gratitude, lie continued to expatiate on
the vastness and freedom of His love,
giving additional emphasis to his language
and coloring to his subject, closing again
with the question, * What, arc you not as
tonished at this V
‘ No, massa!’ was still the reply.
Turning upon her with a degree of im
patience, he said, ‘And why arc you not
astonished ?’
‘ Why, massa, me no astonished, because
it he just like him !'
Colloquial Wit. —Perhaps no kind of
superiority is more flattering or alluring
than that which is conferred by the pow
ers of conversation, by extemporaneous
sprightliness of fancy, copiousness of lan
guage, and fertility of sentiment. In
other exertions of genius, the greater
part of the praise is unknown and unen
joyed ; tho writer, indeed, spreads his re
putation to a wider extent, but receives lit
tle pleasure or advantage from the diffu
sion of bis name, and only obtains a kind
of nominal sovereignty over regions which
pay no tribute. The colloquial wit has
always his own radiance reflected on him
self, and enjoys all the pleasure which lie
bestows; be finds his power confessed by
every one that approaches him, sees friend
ship kindling with rapture, and attention
swelling into praise.
Tin; Visible Invisible. —You tell the
company that you will place a candle in
such a manner that every person in the
room, except one, shall see it, yet you
will not blindfold him, nor in any way re
strain bis person, or offer the least impedi
ment to bis examining or going to any
part of the room lie pleases. This trick is
accomplised by placing the candle on the
party’s head ; but it cannot be performed
if a looking-glass is in the room, as that
will enable him to turn the laugh against
you.
ttf-w e see that one Mr. Henry Bioken
has just married in Baltimore, a Miss Bank.
So there is one more bank now broken !
Here is a little nest of contradic
tions for the lovers of the curious. Our
language is rich in the materials of pun
ning:—
Fast. —The word “ fast” is as great a
contradiction as we have in the language.
The Delaware was fast because the ice
was immovable; and then the ice disap
peared very fast for the contrary reason
—it was loose. A clock is called fast when
it goes quicker than time. But a man is
told to stand fast when he is desired to re
main stationary ; people fust when they
have nothing to eat, arid fast, consequent
tv, when opportunity offers.
(«6i2ig into ITXoui liiitsr.
A few weeks ago, our friend Clark was
i lyt"g sick with the bilious fever. The at
; tack was severe, and lie believed death
was near. One morning he awoke from a
; short sleep to hear a hurried and smother
! ed conversation in the adjoining room, in
which his wife took part. The first words
: that Clark caught were uttered by his bet
-1 ter half:—
‘On that ground,’ said she, ‘ I object to
i mourning !’
‘Yes,’ replied another, ‘but the world
j looks for it; it is fashionable, and one
i might as well be out of the world as to
i lie out the fashion.’
| ‘Very true.’
‘Here,’thought Clark, 'is a nice wife.
She thinks I am about to die ; to be plan
ted, if I may use the expression, in the
cold earth, and yet she refuses to go into
mourning for me. Ah, me!’
‘Now that I am here, perhaps 1 had bet
ter take your measure.’
‘The unfeeling wretch!’ exclaimed
Clark, ‘to think of sending for a dressma
ker before lam dead. I’ll live for spi'e !’
‘Well,’ mused the wife, ‘l believe you
may measure me. I will let you buy the
trimming, and let it be as gay as possible.’
‘V* hut hoartlessness i’ groaned dark—
‘woman-like, though. One husband is no
sooner dead, than they set about entrap
ping another. I can scarcely credit it.’
‘Of course, you will have a flounce ?’
‘Two of them, and as the body is to be
plain, I wish you to get the wide gimp to
trim it.’
‘How will vou have the sleeves trimm
ed ?’
‘With buttons and fringe.’
‘Well—well—this beats all,’ sighed poor
Clatk.
‘When do you want the dress?’ inquir
ed the tnantua-maker.
‘1 must have it in three days. My hus
band will then be ofi' my bands, and 1 shall
be able to go out!’
‘Oh! horrible—horrible,’ ejaculated the
sick man, ‘I am only half dead, but this
blow will kill me.’
Ilis wife heard him speak, and flew
quickly to his bedside.
‘Did you speak my dear?’ said she, with
the voice of an angel.
‘I have heard it all, madam,’ replied
Clatk. ‘The mourning—gay dresses—
fringe—everything O ! Maria ! Maria !’
‘You rave!’
‘Do you take tne for a fool ?’
‘Certainly not, my dear.’
‘You expect me to be out of the way in
three days.’
‘Yes, love, the doctor said you will be
well in that time.’
‘ What means the dress ?’
‘lt is the one you bought for me before
you were taken sick.’
‘But you were speaking of mourning?’
‘We were talking of Mrs. Taperly.’
‘Oil, that is it?’
‘Yes, love. You know she is poor, and
the family is large, and it must inconven
ience her to find mourning for them all.
On this ground alono I oppose it.’
‘So —so, that’s it, is it ?’ I thought you
were speaking of me, and it distressed me.
Let me beg you to be more careful for the
future.’
Clark was out in three days, and lie
now laughs at the matter, which then ap
peared so terrible.
A Scene not in the Bill —A Rat!
a Rat! !—The Yankee Blade tells a story
of a greenhorn who was absorbed during
the closet scene in Hamlet, where the
prince upbraids bis mother. A rat, taking
advantage of the stillness, approached the
peanuts, etc,, which lay at his feet, in the
pit. —The countryman finally found the
varmint nibbling bis shoe-leather, and pre
pared for action. At this moment, tiie
cry of Polonius behind the arras aroused
the mad prince, who rushed up the 6tage,
crying out: ‘ A rat! a rat! ! dead for a
ducat!’ just as the countryman brought
down, with crushing force, liis cowhide
boots upon the offending rat’s bead, and
leaping to his feet, lie cried with delight
‘ This way, mister! this way! Here he
is, here lie is !’ at the same instant holding
up his mangled victim by the tail, to tho
view of the whole theatre.
A Goon Maxim. —lndustry pays debts,
while despair increases them.
Clear as Mud.—An eminent lexico
grapher defines the wcjrd net as meaning
‘ anv thing reticulated or decussated, with
interstitial vacuities at equal distances be
tween tho intersections.’
L#* ‘ llow is it that the trees can put on
anew dress, without opening their trunks?
It is because they leave out their summer
clothing.’
iryAn exchange tells ofan excitable
gentleman who, at a fire, headed a line of
fire buckets, and as fast as they were pass
ed to him, lie threw the bucket and all, in
to the fire, crying all the while, “Pass on
the buckets.”
HPThe difficulty of acquiring our lan
guage, w Inch a foreigner must experience,
is illustrated by the following question :
Did you ever see a person pare an apple
or a pear with a pair of scissois ?
I3F’Aristotle once gue alms to a very
wicked man who was in distress. On
being reproached for so doing be said, “1
! pitv not his • hararter —but the waft.
A True Woman.
I remember meeting this sketch in the
course of my newspaper experience, sev
eral years ago; it has been credited to
various papers, and 1 know not to whom it
belongs ; but it is most excellently doue,
full of interest, and I only wish the pre
cept of it was a little mote fashionable.
A young lady of rare mental endow
ments and extraordinary personal attrac
tion, had five suitors equally assiduous in
their attentions. Unable to decide upon
which she would bestow her band, she
gave them notice to call upon her at a
certain hour on a stated day, and each
state his claims in the presence of the oth
ers. At the appointed tima, the lovers
arrived. Four of them were confident of
success, but the fifth had a downcast look,
and sighed when he beheld the object of
liis admiration.
“Gentlemen” said she, you have hon
ored me with the proposals of marriage.
I have, as yet, nether refused nor accept
;ed any of you. I now desire, that each of
you will state your claims to my hand, hi
order that I may know upon what grounds
1 may be justified in bestowing it.”
A answered as follows ;
“If you marry me you shall live in a
splendid house, have servants and cariages
at your command, and enjoy all the lux
uiies of fashionable life. lam rich.”
B spoke next :
“My rival lias said very truly that he is
rich, and lie osiers you a strong induce
ment, hut 1 am of noble descent. My
grandfather was a duke ; and although not
wealthy, lam of a family, with whom an
alliance would be considered an honor, by
the wealthiest heiress of the land.”
C stated his claim thus :
“I am a gentleman and have now a rep
utation that older persons envy. Next
year I shall run for Congress, and I have
no doubt of success. By marrying me
your name will be handed down to pos
terity.”
D twisted bis moustache with the air of
an exquisite, and said :
“Angelic creature! ’Pon my soul I
think you have already made up your
mind in my favor. You know how ineffa
bly I am admired. Who is the most
fashionable dresser in town ? Who rides
the finest horses ? Who frequents the
most fashionable places ? Who is a bet
ter judge of the opera ? Rumor says D,
but ’pon honor, I’m too modest to insist
upon it.”
When it came to E’s time to speak,
there was a pause. All eyes were turned
towards him. Poor fellow !he was dread
fully embarrassed.
“ Well," said the beauty, “what say you,
Mr. E ?”
“Alas,” was the reply, “I yield to these
gentleman. They have the advantage of
me in every respect.” And he took up
his hat to leave. “Stop,” said the lady,
“make your statement, no matter how
humble may be your claims.”
“1 am poor—”
“Go on.”
“I am unknown tolhc vvoild—”
‘I have neither the taste nor the means :
to dress fashionable. 1 work for tny live- j
lihood. It is hardly possible, that 1 can !
make you happy, for 1 can offer you none j
of the inducements held out by my rivals.’ j
‘I am to judge of that, sir; vvlial next?’ |
‘Nothing, only 1 love you, and I take a j
newspaper!'
At this, Messrs. A, B, C and D burst in-!
to a loud laugh, aud exclaimed in one
voice.—‘So do we—l love you to distrac
tion—l take four papers! ha! ha!’
‘Silence,’ said the lady, ‘in one month
you all shall hear my answer. You may
all withdraw.’
At the end of the month the five suitors
again appeared. Turning to each in sue
cession, the lady thus answered :
‘Riches are not productive of happiness.
Boasted nobility of blood is the poorest of
all recommendations. Fame is fleeting,
and lie that has but the outward garb of a
gentleman is to be pitied. I have taken
the trouble to find out the names of the
newspapers for which you all subscribe,
and 1 have ascertained that none of you,
who have boasted of wealih, nobility, fame
or fashion, have paid the printer ! Now,
gentlemen, this is dhshoncs \ I cannot
think of marrying a man who would be
guilty of such an act. I have learned that
E not only subscribes for a paper, but pays
the printer in advance. Therefore l say
he is the man. I give him my hand, with
the full conviction that he is one every way
calculated to make tne happy.’
Need we extend our narrative? The
disappointed gentlemen disappeared quite
suddenly, and the lucky suitor was united
to the object of his devotion and, in a few
years, by honesty and industry, became not
only a distinguished, but a wealthy man,
and esteemed by all who knew him.
Young men, he paid the printer. Is there
no moral in this?
Beautiful Extract. —Alas! how lit
tle do we appreciate a mother’s tenderness
while liviug. How heedless are vve in
youth, of all her anxiety and kindness.
But when she is dead and gone; when
the cares and coldness ofthe world come
withering tooirrheaits, when we find
true sympathy, how few will befriend us
in our misfortunes, then it is that we think
ofthe mother we have lost.
FIT’ An exchange says that a lady had
bo much powder ou her face that she blew
up her husband.
BOOK AND JOB PRINTING,
Will be executed in the most approved sty
arid on the best terms,at the Office oj' the.
SOTJTHEP.it I£TJSETJI£
—BY—
WM. B. HARRISON.
NUMBER 5
The Farmer's Daughter. —There's a
i world of buxom beauiy flourishing in the
shades of the country. Farm houses ere
dangerous places. As you are thinking
only of sheep and of curds, you may bo
shot through by a pair of bright eyes, and
: melted away in a bewitching smile that
you never dreamed of till the mischief
was done. In towns and theatres and
thronged assemblies of the rich titled
fair, you are on your guard ; yon know
what you are exposed to, and put on your
, breastplate, and pass through the most
deadly onslaught of beauty safe and sound.
But in those sylvan retreats, dreaming of
nightingales, and heat ing only the lowing
of oxen, you are taken by surprise. Out
steps a fair creature —crosses a glade—
leaps a stile. You start—you stand lost
in wonder and astonished admiration!
You take out your tablets to write a son
net on the return of the Nymphs and Dry
ads to earth, when up comes John Tom
kins and says, “It is only the farmer’•
J daughter”—What! have farmers such
i daughters now a-days ?” “Yes, I tell you
j they have such daughters.” Those hous
es are dangerous places. Let rto man
with a poetical imagination, which is only
another name for a very tender heart, flat
tei himself with the caim delights ot the
country —with the serene idea of sitting
with the farmer in his old fashioned chim
ney corney, and bearing him talk of corn
and mutton ; of joining him in the pensive
pleasure of a pipe and a jug of brown Oc
tober ; of listening to tho gossip of tho
comfortable farmer’s wife, of the parson;
and his family ; of his sermons and his pig,
over a fragrant cup of young hyson, or
wrapt in the delicious luxuries of custard
or whipped creams. In walks a fairy vis
ion of wonderous witchery, and with a
courtesy and smile of winning and mysre
rions magic takes her scat just opposite.
It is the farmer’s daughter—a living crea
ture of eighteen ; fair as the lily—fresh as
May dew—rosy as the rose itsely—grace
ful as the peacock perched upon the piles,
there by the window ; sweet as a posy of
violets and clove gillivers; modest as ear
ly morn, aud amiable as your own imagina
tion of Dosdemona, or Gertrude o f Wyo
mtng. \ou are lost. It’s all Me r with
you. I wouldn’t give an empty filbert or
a frostbitten strawberry for your peace of
mind, if that glittering creature be not as
pitiful as 6be is fair. And that comes of
going in the country, out of the way of
vanity and temptation, and fancying farm
houses—nice old fashioned plates of old
established contentment.
The Old Churchwarden’s complaint
against Sanitary Reform. —Pish! What
trouble and vexation, what a deal of both
eration we are put to by this precious san
itary reformation !
What’s the sense of ‘ saiiitdry V —no
such word in the dictionary—an expres
sion to the good old English lariguage quite
contrary.
In our district So extensive, if a drain’s
at all offensive, it must instantly be men
ded; which is monstrously expensive.
And our dead we’re Forced to bury Some
where in a cemetery, all because our
churchyard’s crowded ; which isarbitraiv,
very.
If we’re satisfied what matter, though
the churchyard were still fatter; if so
we’re not partrc’Hr, what to other folks is
that ’ere ?
How the scientific asses preach about
their poisonous gases, making havoc
’rnongstthe habitations of the lower class
es !
Things our forefathers knew nought of,
now they tell us fever’s caught of—oh!
the times when sulphuretted hydrogen was
never thought of!
I’ve no faith and no reliance in fotit
chemistry and science ; if you’ll act by
my advice you’ll set the doctors at defi
ance.
We, the Board of Health supposes,
might to make sinks smell like roses ; peo
ple now-a-days pretend to have such very
dainty noses.
I’m convinced, by much reflection, that
there is not that connexion, which we heal'd;
so much on lately, ’tvvixt uncleanness ahd
infection—
My great uncle is abrewer : eighty.eight,
and well as you are; all his life Has be
been living close beside an open sewer t
And the Thames with refuse flowing,
its salubrious nature omvwmg, makes, no
says, beyond comparison tho best of por
ter going.
Dirt and filth with health agreeing in
the pig ’tis easy seeing; now, inside, a
pig, I’m told, is very like a human being.
But in outlay to engage us, would, I
own, make mo outrageous, even suppes
ing filth and dirt to be infections or cofl
! tagious.
I I would go to such expenses on no rea
sons nor pretences ; let us save the cash,
l say, and take our chance of corisequen
j ces.
Manifest Destiny. — Dr. Leibeg says,
‘ YVomen are born to be married.” Uri
doubledly. Men are born to die, too—
but when you come to talk of their pre
paration for the event, they are as little
fitted for it as the girl for tho "future state”
of ma rimony. Yet. vvom*n are born to
be married—most of them, and to be ter
; nbly disappointed in their connubial rela
tions—some of them.
—The reverberation caused by
fomrthing st iking upon the-empty world