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Volume LII.
MILLEDGEVILLE, GEORGIA, TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 19,1871.
Number 37
THE
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2, A. HARRISON, ORME & CO.
Terms, $2.00 Per Annum in Advance
^ rates of advertising.
NATURE’S
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3.60
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Jcoll 0.00
icol 10.00
1 col 20.00
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$1. oO
$12.00
$20.00
5.00
12.00
18.00
30.00
7.00
16.00
28-00
40.00
9.00
25.00
85.00
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160.00
legal advertising.
Ordinary's. —Citations lor letters
ot ad uinistration, guardianship, &c. $ 3 00
Homestead notice 2 00
Aoplicationtor dism’n from adm’n.. 5 00
Application for dism’n of gnard’n 3 50
Application for leave to sell Land 5 00
Notice to Debtors and Creditors.... 3 00
Sales of Land, per square of ten lines 5 00
Sale of personal per sq., ten days.... 1 50
SlrriJTs—Each levyoflc/i lines, 2 50
M nt ’-a^e sales of ten lines or less.. 5 00
Tax Collector’s sales, (2 months 5 00
Clerk's--Foreclosure of mortgage and
other monthly’s, per square 1 00
Estray notices, thirty days. 3 00
Sales of Land, by Administrators, Execu
tors or Guardians, are required, by law to
be held on the first Tuesday in the month,
between the hours of ten in the forenoon
aud three in the afternoon, at the Court
house in the county in which the property
:s situated.
Notice of these sales must be published 40
days previous to the day of sale.
Notice for the sale of personal property
must Oe published 10 days previous to sale
day.
Notice to debtors and creditors, 40 day
Notice that application will be made of
the Court of Ordinary for leave to sell land,
4 weeks.
Citations for letters of Administration,
Guardianship, &e., must be published 30
days—for dismission from Administration,
nonthly six months, for dismission from guar
dianship, 40 days.
Rules for foreclosure of Mortgages must
be published monthly for four months—for
•stablisbing lost papers, for the full space oj
‘.hree months—for compelling titles from Ex-
.‘eutors or Administrators, where bond has
»een riven by the deceased, the full space
of three months.
Application for Homestead to be published
twice in the space of ten consecutive days.
CLOT RING.
Free from the Poisonous and
Health-destroying Drugs us
ed in other Hair Prepara
tions.
No SUGAR OF LEAD—No
LITHARGE-No NITRATE
OF SILVER, and is entirely
Transparent and clear as crystal, it will not
soil the finest fabric—perfectly SAFE, CLEAN
and EFFICIE N T—desideratums LONG
SOUGHT FOR AND FOUND AT LAST!
It restores aud prevents the Hair from be
coming Gray, imparts a soft, glossy appear
ance, removes Dandruff, is cool aud refreshing
to the head, checks the Hair from falling off,
and restores it to a great extent when prema
turely lost, preventsHeadaches, cutes all hu
mors, cutaneous eruptions, and unnatural Heat.
AS A DRESSING FOR THE HAIR IT IS
THE BEST ARTICLE I.V THE MARKET.
DR. G. SMITH, Patentee, Groton Junction,
Mass., Prepared only by PROCTOR BROTH
ERS, Gloucester, Mass. The Genuine is put
up in a panuel bottle, made expressiy for it
with the name of the article blown in (he glass
Ask your Druggist for Nature’s Hair restora
tive, end take no other.
For sale in Milledgeville by L. W. HUNT
&CO.
In Sparta, by A. II. BIRDSONG & CO.
p July 2 ly. U Feb28 ’71 ly.
We invite the Public along the NEW LINE of RAILROAD through
BALD WIN and HANCOCK Counties, to call and examine our new
SPRING STOCK OF
Readymade Clothing,
AND
Gents’ Furnishing Goods.
We keep the best of every thing in our line, and will be sure to please
you if you will give us a trial.
R March 1871.
WINSHIP & CALLAWAY, Macon, Ga-
11 ly.
1 share of
$10,000
1 “
5,000
2 “
2,500
10 “
2,000
10 “
1,000
20 “
500
100 “
100
200 “
50
400 “
25
1000
10
SUBSCRIPTIONS
Are re pectfully solicited for the erection of a
MONUMENT
TO THE
Confederate Dead of Georgia,
And those Soldiers from other Confederate
States who were killed or died in this State.
THE MONUMENT TO COST $50,000.
The Corner Stone it is proposed shall be
laid on the 4th of July, or so soon thereafter as
the receipts will permit.
For every Five Dollars subscribed, there will
be given a certificate of Life Membership to
the Monumental Association. This certificate
will entitle the owner thereof to an equal inter
est iu the following property, to be distributed
as soon as requisite number of shares are sold,
to-wit:
First Nine Hundred and One
Acres of Land in Lincoln
county, Georgia, on which are
the well-known Magruder
Gold and Copper Mines, val
ued at — ........ — $150,000
Aud to Seventeen Hundred and Forty-Four
Shares in One Hundred Thousand Dollars of
United States Currency; to-wit;
$10,000
5,000
5,000
20.000
10,000
10,000
10,000
10,000
10,000
10,00 0
$100,000
The value of the separate interest to which
the holder of each Certificate will be entitled,
will be determined by the Commissioners, who
will announce to the public the manner, the
time and place of distribution.
The foliowing gentlemen have consented to
act as Commissioners, and will either by a
Committee from their own body, or by Specia
Trustees, appointed by themselves, receive and
take proper charge of the money for the Mon
ument, as well as the Real Estate and the U.
S. Currency offered as inducements for sub
scription, and will determine upon the plan for
the Monument, the inserption thereon, the site
therefor, select an orator for the occasion, and
regulate the ceremonies to be observed when
he corner-stone is laid to-wit:
Generals L. McLaws, A. li. Wright, M. A.
Stovall, W. M. Gardner, Goode Bryan, Colo-
onels C Snead, Wm. P. Crawford, Majors
Jos. B. Cumming, George T. Jackson, Joseph
Ganahl, I. P. Girardey, Hon. R. H. May, Adam
JohnstOD, Jonathan M. Miller, W, H. Good
rich, J, D. Butt, Henry Moore, Dr. W.E.Dear-
ng • -n
The Agents in the respective counties will
retain the money received for the sale ol
Tickets until the subscription Books are clos
ed. In order that the several amounts may
he returned to the Shareholders, in case the
number of subscriptions will not warrant any
further orocednre the Agents will report to
this office weekiy, the result of their sales.
When a sufficient number of the sharesL are
sold, the Agents will receive notice. Jney
will then forward to this office the amounts
received.
L & A. H. McLAWS, Gen. Ag’ts.
No. 3 Old P. O. Range, McIntosh sts.
Augusta, Ga
W.C.D. ROBERTS, Agent at Sparta, Ga.
L. W. HUNT & CO., Agents Milledgeul e
Georgia.
r p * n May, 2, 1871. 6m.
SUMTER BITTERS.
The best Tonic, Invigorant,
And most delightful Appetizer,
Improved by the addition of a new
Foreign Aromatic Herb, and
Pure Rye Whisky, made
expressly for these Bitters.
Cures Dyspepsia, Prevents Chills
and Fever, creates Appetite,
Restores the Nerves Cures
Debility. Purifies the Blood,
Restores Tone to the Stomach,
Pleasant to the Taste, Exhilirat-
ing to the Body, and is the most
Popular Bitters now before the
Public. Try it and be convinced.
Sold by Druggists, Grocers
and Dealers Everywhere.
DOWIE, MOISE & DAVIS,
Proprietors and Wholesale Druggists,
CHARLESTON, S. C.
For sals by L. W. HUNT & CO., Milledge
ville, Ga.
For sale by A. H. BIRDSONG & CO.
Spaita, Ga.
par August 26 4t 1871.
Georgia
COTTOJ
PRESS
I S NOT AN EXPERIMENT, but has been
tested by some of our best planters, and
has proved to be an Excellent Press. Plan
ters, send for our circular and price list, as the
price is from $20 to $35 less than any other
r^liahlA Prp««
We refer to Col. T. M. Turner, Sparta, Ga.,
who knows the merits of our Presses.
PENDLETON & BOARDMAN.
Patentees and Manufacturers.
Foundry and Machine Works Augusta, Ga.
p r n jy 7th 6m.
STEREOSCOPE S
VIEWS,
ALBUMS,
CHROMOS,
FRAMES.
T- M A It R W A I.TE H S
Broad St., Augusta, 6a.
marble monuments, tomb
STONES &C., &C.
Marble Mantels and Furniture-Marble of all
kinds Furnished to Order. All work for the
Country carefully boxed'for shipment.
M ch 12Jp ’70 ly. a Feb 1, 71 If
E. & H T. ANTHONY & ICO!
591 BROADWAY N Y
Invite the attention of the Trade to their ex
tensive assortment of the above goods, of
their oven publication, manufacture and impor
tation.
Also,
PHOTO LANTERN SLIDES
and
GRAPHOSCOPE
NEW VIEWS OF YO SEMITE.
B- dt E T ANTHONY 6l CO-
591 Bkoadwav. New York,
Opposite Metropolitan Hotel
importers and manufactures of
PHOTOGRAPHIC MATERIALS.
P March 11. Cl 6m. R March 14, 10 6m.
TO GIN OWNERS.
T HE UNDERSIGNED REPAIRS GINS
at his GIN HOUSE on time.
Agencies, Southern Recorder, Milledgeville,
Ga ; Wm. A Sims, Dublin, Ga.; E D. Bos
tick, Wrightsville, Ga. ; E A. Sullivan, San
dersville.Ga.; Thos. E. Dickens, Sparta, Ga.,
T. N. Shurley, Warrenton.Ga.; T. F. Harlow.
Louisville, Ga., 4 months. J. B. CARN,
p A pi 1 tf r Aug. 15 tf Louisville, Ga^
Augusta, 6a.
The only Hotel in the City where Gas is used
throughout.
JOHN A. GOLDSTEIN.
CHARLESTON HOTEL
E. H. JACKSON,
Proprietor*
CHARLESTON, S. C,
JOHN VOGT & CO.,
IMPORTERS OF
French China, Belgian and Bohemian Glassware, Lava wart
35 Sc QV iFVA-IRK: place,
Between Church St. & College Place, NEW YORK.
54 Rue de Paradis Poissonniere. PARIS. 6 Cours Jourdan, Limoges, FRANCE.
46 Neuerwall, HAMBURG.
June 4,1871, 5 73 22 6m
Planters Take Notice.
BACON. BACON.
1ST ow is The Time to Buy!
BURDICK BROTHERS
Will Sell you BACON, for CASH or on TIME as low as any House in
MIDDLE GEORGIA.
Com. Corn. Com.
We are prepared to fill all orders for CORN, and cannot be undersold. We
guarantee satisfaction. Send your orders to
BURDICK BROTHERS.
Flour, Hay, Oats, Lard, Meal, Mapolia Hams, Wheat Bran,
Syrup, Sugar, Coffee, Etc-
For sale as low as any other house. Call and see ns, or send your orders,
and we will endeavor to please you.
BURDICK BROTHERS-
Grain and Provision Headquarters*
(NEAR HARDEMAN & SPARKS’ WAREHOUSE.
63 Third Street, MACON. G-A.
p & r Je 27 r 25 p 77 3m.
Crockett’s Iron Works,
4th Street, Macon, Georgia.
Builds and Repairs all Sorts of Machinery.
Malms Gin Gear from 7 Feet to 12 Feet,
Sngar Mills from 12 to 18 Inches.
IRON RAILING,
Both. Wrought <3z> Oast, to Suit all IPlaoes.
MY HORSE POWER
has been Tried, and Proven a Complete Success.
EF READ THE FOLLOWING: ^
-
Farmers are Referred to Certificates.
MACON, GA., December 16th, 1870.
E. Crockett, Esq.,—Dear Sir: Your letter received. The HORSE POWER that I bought
of you is doing as well as I can wish. The principle is a good one, and so easily adapted to
any Gin-House. Mine has, so far, proved sufficiently strong enough for the work to be done.
I am running a forty-five saw Gin, with feeder attachment, with two mules, with perfect ease.
Respeetfnily, &c , A. T. HOLT.
COOL SPRING. GA, October 5th, 1870.
Mr. E. Crockett, Macon :—Mr. Daniels has fitted up your POWER satisfactorily. For neat-
nesss and convenience, as well as adaptability for driving machinery for farm purposes, cannot
be excelled ; in this it has superiorities over the old wooden or mixed gearing.
I use four mules, and I think I could gin out 1500 pounds lint Cotton per day on a forty-saw Gin.
Respectfully yours, J.R. COMBS.
GRIFFIN. Decomber 6te, 1870.
E. CrockeU, Esq., Macon, Ga.,—Dear Sir : I am well pleased with the HORSE. POWER
vou sold me. I think it is the best I have seen. Very respectfully,
S. KENDRICK, Superintendent Savannah, G. A N. A. R. R.
ALSO TO Cant. A. J. White,PresidentM. & W. R. R. ; McHollis,Monroe Coun
ty; Jas. Leith, Pulaski County; Dr. Reilly, Houston County; W. W. West, Harris County;
Johnson & Dunlap, Macon, Ga.; — Sims, Spalding County; Alexander, Hillsboro;
Dr. Hardeman, Jones County ; Edmond Dumas, Jones County. ^^^gj^5^3m^gg_
W. A. HOPSON & CO.
Have received this'day a choice variety of
the Latest styles of
LADIES’, MISSES’ AND CHILDREN’S SUITS.
ALSO
SWISS OVERSKIRTS,
CORSET COVERS,
ALSO
A COMPLETE ASSORTMENT OF
DRESSING SKIRTS,
PIQUE WRAPPERS,
Ladies* Undergarments.
W- A- HOPSON & CO., 41 Second St, 20 Triangular
Block, Macon, Ga.
Be’c. Feb. 14,1871 It
Women and Wine.
Woman has never been associat
ed with wine without disgrace and
disaster. The toast and the bac
ehanal that, with musical allitera
tion, couple these two words, spring
from the hot lips of sensuality and are
burdened with shame. A man who
can sing of wine and women in the
same breath, is one whose presence
is disgrace, and whose touch is pol
lution. A man who can forget moth
er and sister, or wife and daughter,
and wantonly engage in a revel in
which the name of woman is invoked
to heighten the pleasures of the in
toxicating cup, is, beyond controver
sy and without mitigation, a beast.
“Dost thou think, because thou art
virtuous, there shall be no more
cakes and ale?” Aye, cake3 and
ale, if you will, but let it be cakes
and ale. Let not the name by which
we call the pure and precious ones
at home be brought in to illuminate
a degrading feast.
Of the worst foes that woman has
ever had to encounter, wine stands
at the head. The appetite for strong
drink in man has spoiled the lives ol
more women—ruined more hopes
for them, scattered more fortunes
for them, brought to them more
shame, sorrow, and hardship—than
any other evil that lives. The coun
try numbers tens of thousands—nay
hundreds of thousands—of women
who are widows to-day, and sit in
hopeless weeds because their hus
bands have been slain by strong
drink. There are hundreds of thou
sands of homes.scattered all over the
land, in which women live lives of
torture, through all the changes of
suffering that lie between the ex
tremes of fear and despair, because
those whom they love, love wine bet
ter than they do the women they
have sworn to love. There are wo
men by thousands who dread to
hear at the door, the step that once
thrilled them with pleasure, because
that step has learned to reel under
the influence of the seductive poison.
There are women groaning with
pain, while we write these words,
from bruises and brutalities inflicted
by husbands made mad by drink.
There can be no exageration in any
statement made in regard to this
matter, because no human imagina
tion can create anything worse than
the truth, and no pen is capable ot
portraying the truth. The sorrows
and the borrows of a wife with a
drunken husband, or a mother with
a drunken son, are as near ihe re
alization of hell as can be reached in
this vvoild, at least. The shame,
the indignation, the sorrow, the
sense of disgrace for herself
and her children, the poverty—
and not unfrequently the beggary
—the fear and the fact of violence,
the lingering, life-long struggle and
despair of countless women with
drunken husbands, are enough to
make all women curse wine, and en
gage unitedly to oppose it every
where as the worst enemy of their
sex.
Women, there are some things
that you can do, and this is one:
you can make drinking unpopular
and disgraceful among the young.
You can utterly discountenance all
drinking in your own house, and you
can hold in suspicion every young
man who touches the cup. You
know that no young man who drinks
can safely be trusted with the hap
piness of any woman and that he is
as unfit as a man can be lor woman’s
society. Have this understood :—
that every joung man who drinks is
socially proscribed. Bring up your
children to regard drinking as not
only dangerous, but disgraceful.—
Place temptation in no man’s way.
If men will make beasts of them
selves, let them do it in other socie
ty than yours. If your mercenary
husbands treat their customers from
private stores kept in their counting-
rooms, shame them into decency by
your regard for the honor of your
home. Recognize the living, terri
ble fact that wine has always been,
and is to-day, the curse of your sex;
that it steals the hearts of men away
from you, that it dries up your pros
perity, that it endangers your safe
ly, that it can only bring you evil.
If social custom compels you to
present wine at your feasts, rebel
against it, and make a social custom
in the interests of virtue and purity.
The matter is very much in your
own bauds- The women of the
country, in what is called polite so
ciety, can do more to make the na
tion temperate than all the legisla
tors and tumultuous reformers that
are struggling and blundering in tbeir
efforts to this end.
Honest and courageous people
have very little to say about either
their courage or their honesty. The
sun has no need to boast of his
brightness nor the moon of her efful
gence.
Death as a .Mirror.
One of the most singular facts of
our existence is the intensity and
rapidity with which incidents in our
past life are presented to U3 when
death comes to us in a sudden or
violent form, especially in cases of
drowning. An accident occurred
some time since on the Hudson riv
er, by which a number of persons
were precipitated and nearly drown
ed. Among the number was the
editor of a Philadelphia paper, who
describes his situation while under
water and in a diowning condition
to have been pleasant, but peculiar,
it seeming to him that every event
in his past life crowded upon bis
mind at once. He was sensible of
what was occurring, and expected
to drown ; but seemed only to re
gret that such an interesting “item”
as hrs sensations should be lost.—
This is an exceedingly apt illustra
tion of the maxim that “the ruling
passion is strong in death.”
A still more singular story is told
of a person who held a promissory
note of another’s which had run foi
several years ; but, which on matu
rity, he found he had put away sc
carefully that he could not find it.
He therefore called on the one who
had given the note, stating that he
had lost it, and proposed to give him
a receipt as an offset to the note if
it should ever be found. To his
suprise, the person owing the mon
ey not only declined to do this, but
positively denied ever having given
such a note, saying he owed him
nothing. Without legal proof he
was, of course, obliged not only to
lose the money, but also endure the
suspicion of trying to obtain money
under false pretences. Several
years passed away without the note
being tound, when the person vho
owned the note, while bathing in the
Thames one day was seized with
cramp, and rescued by companions
just as he had become unconscious,
and sunk tor the last time. The
usual remedies were resorted Id, to
resuscitate him ; and, though there
were signs of life, there was no ap
pearance of consciousness. He was
taken home in a state ol complete
exhaustion, and remained so lor
some days. On the first return of
sufficient strength to walk, he went
to his book-case, reached down a
book, opened it, and handed the
long lost note to a friend who was
present, stating to him, that while
drowning, and sinking, as he sup
posed never to rise again, there in
stantly stood out before his mind,
in a moment, seemingly as though a
picture, every aet and event of his
life, from the hour ot his chiidhpod
to the hour of bis sinking in the wa
ter ; and among his acts, the cir
cumstance of his putting the note in
a book, the name of the book, and
the very spot it stood in the book
case. Of course he recovered the
money, with interest.
What the Microscope Shows Us.
Lewenboeck tells ol an insect
seen with the microscope, of which
twenty-seven millions would only
equal a mite.
Insects of various kinds may be
seen in the cavities of a grain of
sand.
Mold is a toreslof beautiful trees,
with the branches, leaves and fruit.
Butterflies are fully feathered.
Hairs are hollow lubes.
The surface of our bodies is cov
ered with scales like fish; a single
grain of sand would cover a hun
dred and fifty of these scales, and
yet a scale covers five hundred pores.
Through these narrow openings the
sweat forces itself like water through
a seive.
The mites make one hundred steps
a minute.
Each drop of stagnate water con
tains a world of animate beings,
swimming with as much liberty as
whales in the sea.
Each leaf has a colony of insects
grazing on it, like cows on the mea
dow.
Moral.—Have some care as to the
air you breath, the food you eat an I
the waleryou drink.—Home Sf Health.
What inextricable confusion, re
marks Horn, must the world forev
er have been in but for the variety
w’hich we find to obtain in faces,
the voices and bandwriting of men !
No security of person, no certainly
of possession, no justice between
man and man, no distinction between
good and bad, friemfs and foes, fath
er and child, husband and wife, male
and female. AH would have been
exposed to malice, fraud, forgery,
and lust. But now every man’s
face can distinguish him in the light,
his voice in the dark, and his hand
writing can speak for him though
absent, and be his witness toall gen
erations. Did ibis happen by
chance, or is it not a manifest as
well as an admirable indication of a
Divine superintendence ?—Noble
thought* in Noble Language.
'The Widow.Myers’ Breach c? Fror,i33 S<t—
The Extravagances of Courtship.
From the Chicago Tribune. ■
The Widow Myers of Oaondago,
N. Y., sued her neighbor, Harris, lor
breach of promise. Harris Lad been a
frequent visitor for about two years and
a half at the house of the plantiff— a
widow nearly 30 years of age. with three
children. It seems to have been the
opinion of the friends of the plantiff
(aud no doubt she thought so herself)
that Harris would marry her; hut he
(Harris,) a few months ago, suddenly
discovered that he loved auother woman
better, and verified 'his belief a short
time since by marryiug her. Heuce this
action to recover damages. The follow
ing tender epistle, sent by the loving
swain, was read in Court ;
My Dear Mrs. M.: Every time I
think of you my heart Gods up and
down like a churn-dasher. Sensations
of unutterable joy caper over it like
young goats on a stable roof, and thrill
through it like Spaubdi needles through
a pair of tow linen trowseis. As a gos
ling swimmeth with delight through a
mud puddle, so swim 1 in a sea of glory.
Visions of ecstatic rapture thicker than
the haiis of a blacking brush and
brighter than the hues of a humming
bird’s pinions, visit me in my slumbers,
and borno on their invisible wings, your
image stands before me, and I reach out
to grasp it like a pointer snapping at a
bottle-fly. When I first beheld your
angelic perfections, 1 was bewildered,
and my biaius whirled around like a
bumble bee under a glass tumbler. My
eyes stood open like cellar doors in a
country town, and I lifted up my ears
to catch the silvery accents ot your
voice. My tongue refused to wag, and
in silent adoration I drank in the sweet
infection ol love as a thirsty man swai-
loweth a tumbler of hot whiskey punch.
Since the light of your lace fell upon
iny life, I sometimes feel as if I could
lift myself up by my boot-straps to the top
ol the church steeple, and pull the bell
rope foi singing school. Day and night
you are in my thoughts. When Auro
ra, blushiog like a bride, rises from her
saffron colored couch ; when the jay
bird pipes bis tuneful lay iu the apple
tree by the spring-house ; when the
chanticleer’s shrill clarion heralds the
moru ; when the awakening pig prises
from his bed and gruntetb, and goeth
for his moruing refreshments ; when the
drowsy beetle wheels to droning flight
at sultry noou-tide ; and when the low
ing herds come home at milking-time,
I think of thee ; and, like a piece of
gum clastic, my heart seems stretched
clear across my bosom. Your hair is
like the mane of my sorrel horse, pow
dered with gold, and the brass pins
skewered throug your waterfall fill mo
with uubounded awe. Your forehead is
smoother than the elbow of an old coat.
Your eyes are glorious to behold. In
their liquid depths I see lerrions of lit
tle enpids bathing, like a cohort of ants
in an old army cracker. When their
fire hit me upon my manly breast it pen
etrated my whole anatomy ps a load of
bird shot through a rotten apple. Your
nose is from a chunk of Parian marble,
and your mouth is puckered with sweet
ness. Nectar lingers on your lips, like
honey on a bear’s paw, and myriads of
unfledged kisses are there, ready to fly
out and light somewhere, like blue birds
out of their parents’ nests. Your laugh
rings in my ears like the wind-harp's
strain, or the bleat of a stray lamb on a
bleak hillside. The dimples on your
cheeks are like flowers in beds of roses,
or hollows in cakes of homemade sugar.
I am dying to fly to thy presence,
and poor out the burning eloquence of
my love as thrifty housewives pour out
hot coffee. Away from you I am cs
melancholy as a sick rat- Sometimes I
can hear the June bugs of despondency
buzzing iu my ears, and feel the cold
lizards of despair crawling down my
back. Uncouth fears, like a thousand
minnows nibbling at my spirits, and my
soul is pierced with doubts like an old
cheese is bored with skippers.
My love for you is stronger than the
smell of (Joffey’s patent butter, or the
kick of a young cow, and more unselfish
than a kitten’s first caterwaul. As a
song bird hankers for the light of the
day, the cautious mouse ior the fresh ba-
cou in the trap, as a mean pup hankers
for new milk, so I long for thee.
You are fairer than a speckled pullet,
sweeter than a Yankee doughnut fried
in sorghum molasses, brighter than a
topknot plumage ou the head of a Mus
covy duck. You are candy, kisses, rai
sins, pound-cake, and sweetened toddy
altogether.
If these few remarks will enable you
to see the inside of my soul, and tue to
win your affections, I shall be as happy
as a woodpecker on a cherry tree, or a
stage horse in a green pasture. If you
cannot reciprocate my thrilling passions,
I will piue away like a poisoned bedbug,
and tall away from a flourishing vine of
life, an untimely branch; and in the
coming years, when the shadows grow
from the bills, and the philosophical frog
sings his cheerful evening hymns, you,
happy in another’s love, can come and
drop a tear and catch a cold upou the
last resting-place of
Your’s affectionately. H.
Verdict for plaintiff, and $500 damages.
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The Dawson Journal says, that the re
cent disastrous fire in that city, was the
work of an incendiary.
Some of the country papers are touch
ing up the city papers that won’t talk
politics. One of them is called “an ex
cellent guide to the watering-places.”
Two specimens of the Albino variety
are exciting the people of Columbus.
It is a question whether they come un
der the provisions of the civil rights bill.
The dead body of a negro was found
near Cuthbert last week, it is thought
he wee killed and robbed,