Southern recorder. (Milledgeville, Ga.) 1820-1872, November 14, 1871, Image 1
Number 45
Volume LIZ.
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Vagaries of a Starving Man.
Mr. Evarts, who was lost in the
Yel owstone, contribute to Scrib
ner’s an interesting account of his
“Thirty-seven Days of Peril.” YVe
quote:
“1 lost all sense of time. Days
and nights came and went, and were
numbered only by the growing con
sciousness that I was gradually
starving. I felt no hunger, did not
eat to appease appetite, but to re
new strength. I experienced but
little pain. The gaping sores on my
feet, the severe burn on my hip, the
festering crevices at the joints of my
fingers, all terriblfe in appearance,
had ceased to give me the least con
cern. 'l he loots which supplied my
food had suspended the digestive
power of the stomach, and their fi
bres were packed in it in a malted,
compact mass.
“Not so with my hours of slum
ber. They were visited by the most
J luxurious dreams. I would appar
ently visit the most gorgeously de
corated restaurants of New York and
Washington ; sit down to immense
tables spread with the most appetiz
ing viands; partake of the richest
oyster stews and plumpest pies; en
gage myself in the labor and pre
paration of curious dishes, and with
them fill range upon range of ele
gantly furnished tables, until they
fairly groaned beneath the accumu
lated dainties prepared by my own
hands. Frequently the entire night
would seem to have been spent in
gelling up a sumptuous dinner. 1
would realize the fatigue of roasting,
boiling, and fabricating the choicest
dishes known to modern cuisine, and
in my disturbed slumbeis would en
joy with epicurean relish the food
thus furnished to repletion. Alas !
there was more luxury than life in
these somnolent vagaries. * *
“By some process which I was
too weak to solve, my arms, legs
and stomach were transformed into
so many travelling companions. Of
ten for hours I would plod along
conversing with these imaginary
friends. Each had his peculiar
wants which he expected me to sup
ply. The stomach was importun
ate in his demand for a change of
diet—complained incessantly of the
roots I fed to him, their present ef
fect and more remote consequences.
I would try to silence him with
promises, beg of him to wail a few
days, and when this failed of the
quiet I desired, I would seek to in
limidate him by declaring, as a sure
result of negligence, our inability to
reach home alive. All to no purpose
—he tormented me with his fretful
humors through the entire journey.
The others would generally concur
with him in these fancied alterca
tions. The legs implored me for
rest, and the arms complained that
1 gave them too much to do. Trou
blesome as they were, it was a
pleasure to realize their presence. 1
worked for them, too, with right
good will, doing many things for their
seeming comfort which, had I fell
myself alone, would have remained
undone. They appeared to be per
fectly helpless of themselves ; would
do nothing for me or for each other.
I often wondered, while they ate and
slept so much, that they did not aid
in gathering wood and kindling fires.
As a counterpoise to their own iner
tia whenever they discovered lan
guor in me on necessary occasions,
they were not wanting in words of
encouragement and cheer. I recall
as I write, an instance where, by
prompt and timely interposition, the
representative of the stomach saved
me from a death of dreadful agony.
One day I came to a small stream
issuing from a spring of mild tem
perature on the hillside, swarming
with minnows* I caught some with
my hands and ate them raw. To
my taste they were delicious. But
the stomach refused them, accused
me of attempting to poison him, and
would not be reconciled until I bad
emptied my pouch of the few fish I
had put there for future use. The
minerals in the spring had poisoned
them, and those that I had eaten
made me very sick.”
Never forget what a man has said
to you when he is angry. If he has
charged you with anything, you had
better look it up. A person has of
ten been started from a pleasant
dream of self-deception by the
words of an angry man, who may
wish his words unsaid the next hour,
but they are past recall. The
wisest course is to take home this
lesson with meekness to your soul.
It is a saying of Socrates that every
man has need of a faithful friend
and a biller enemy ; the one to ad*
vise, and the other to show him his
faults.
To be a man’s own fool is bad
enough, but the vatn man is every*,
body’s.
The Farmer—A. Beautiful Picture.
BY HON. EDWARD BVERBTT.
The man who stands upon his
own soil; who feels that by the laws
of the land in which he lives—by
the laws of civilized nations—he is
the rightful exclusive owner of th
land which he tills, is by the consti
tution of nature, under a wholesome
influence, not easily imbibed from
any other source. He feels—other
things being equal, more strongly
than another, the character of a
man, as the lord ot the animate
world. Of this great and pnverful
sphere, which, fashioned by the
hand of God and upheld by his
power, is rolling through the hea
ven 1 , a portion is hisj his f oin cen
tre to sky. It is the space on which
the generation before him moved in
its round of duties; and he feels
himself connected, by a visible link,
with those who preceded him, as he
is also to those who follow him and
to whom he is to transmit a home.
Perhaps his farm has come down to
him from his fathers. They have
gone to their last home ; but be can
race their footsteps over the scenes
of his daily labor. The roof that
shelters him was reared by those to
whom he owes his being. Some in
teresting domestic tradition is con
nected with every enclosure. The
favorite fruit tree was planted by his
father’s hand. He sported in his
boyhood beside the brook, which
still winds through the meadow.
Through the field lies the path to the
village school of earlier days. He
still hears from his window the voice
of the Sabbath bell which called his
fathets and fore fathers to the home
ot God, and near at hand is the spot
where his parents laid down to rest,
and where, when his time is come,
he shall be laid by his children.—
These are the feelings of the owner
ot the soil. Words cannot paint
them, gold cannot buy them ; they
flow out of the deepest fountains ot
the heart; they are the life spring
of a fresh, healthy and generous na
tional character.
STEQNG DSINS—A FABLE.
“I am hungry,” said the Grave ;
give me food.”
Death answered:
“I will send forth a minister of
awful destruction, and you shall be
satisfied.”
“What minister will you send?”
“I will send Alcohol. He shall
go in the guise of food and medi
cine, pleasure and hospitality. The
people shall drink and die.”
And the Grave answered:
“I ain content.”
And now the church bells began
to toll, and the mourntul procession
to advance.
“Who are they bringing now ?”
said the Grave.
‘Ah!” said Death, “they are
bringing a household. The drunk
en father aimed a blow at his wife.
He killed the mother and child to
gether, and then dashed out his own
life.”
“And who,” said the Grave,
“comes next, followed by a train of
weeping children ?”
“This is a broken-hearted wo
man, who has long pined away in
want, while her husband has wast
ed away her substance at the tav
ern. And he too, is borne behind,
killed by the hand of violence.”
“And who next?”
“A young man of generous im
pulses, who, step by step, became
dissipated and squandered his all.
He was frozen in the streets.”
“Hush!” said the Grave; “Now
I hear a wail of anguish that will
not be silenced.”
“Yes, it is the only son of his
mother. He spurned her love, re
viled her warning, and a bloated
corpse he comes to thee. And thus
they come; further than the eye can
reach, the procession crowds to thy
dark abode. And still, lured by the
enchanting cup which I have min
gled, the sons of men crowd the
path of dissipation. Vainly they
dream of escape, but I shut behind
them the invisible door—desLiny.
They know it not, and with song
and dance, and riot, they hasten to
tiiee, O, Grave! Then I throw my
spell upon new thiongs of youth,
and soon they too, will be with
thee.”
A colored member of the Texan
Legislature was recently seen with
a roll of greenbacks in his hand,
over which he chuckled so loudly
as to attract the attention of a’by
stander, who said to him, “What are
you laughing at, Jim r” Jim replied,
“You see that money ?” “Yes,”
“Well, boss, I just got that for my
vote. I’se been bought four or five
limes in my life, but dis is de fust
time I ever got de cash myself.—
Cincinnati Commercial.
Choose a friend as thou dost a
wile, till death separate you.
A Beautiful Sentiment
Life bears us on like a rnighiv
river. Our boat at first glides down
the narrow channel through the
playful murmuring of the little
brook and the winding of the grassy
borders. The trees shed their bfos
soms over our young heads; the
flowers on the bank seem to offer
themselves to our young hands, we
are happy in hope, and grasp eagei
ly at the beauties around us ; but the
stream hurries on, and still our hauds
are empty. Our course in 3'outh
and manhood is along a wider and
deeper flood, and amid objects more
striking and magnificent. We are
animated at the moving picture of
enjoyment and industry passing
around us—are excited at some
short lived disappointment. We
may be shipwrecked—we cannot be
delayed ; whether rough or stnooLh,
the river hastens to its home, till the
roar of the ocean is in our ears, and
the tossing of the waves is beneath
our feel, and the land lessens from
our eyes, and the floods are lifted up
around us and we take our leave o!
earth and its inhabitants, until of
farther voyage there is no witness
save Infinite and Eternal.
ing better than a good one, and
nothing more horrible than a bad
one.” So I say of children. I te-
joice with those whose quiver is lull
of the good, and pity those whom
the bad afflict.—Mothers' Journal.
give
Filial Respect and Obedience.
We commend the following arti
cle to the attention ot our readers.
Its suggestions are eminently wor
thy to be seriously considered and
acted upon by Sunday-school teach
ers as well as by parents. Self-
control is of the first importance
with those who desire to be succe-s-
ful trainers of the young.—Sunday
school Worker.
It becomes a most important
question how best to secuie that
obedience in children on which so
much that is noble and good, both
in the present and in the future life,
depends. In reply, let me
these few and brief directions.
Let parents deserve the respect and
obedience which they claim. If by
prudent management and kind de
meanor toward them they merit
their reverence and love, ordinarily
they will receive them. It is as
much the duty of fathers and moth
ers to govern themselves prooerly as
to govern their children properly ;
and let them bear this in mind, that
those who manage themselves the
best, find the least trouble in man
aging their children. There is an
Arabic proverb which says, “Cor
rect thyself, that thou rn; vest cor
rect others;” which applies to all
whose duty or desire is to rule. It
is very difficult for some children
to respect their parents, attempt it
as they may.
Avoid harshness, which crushes
the tender sensibilities of childhood,
seals up the fountain of sympathy
and hardens the heart. Be careful
how you wound the feelings of a
child. All discipline and correction
should be administered without in
justice or unkindnes?. Domestic
tyranny is most detestable. Use-
ess and oppressive severity makes
wilful, reckless and disobedient chil
dren. “Fathers, provoke not your
children to wrath,” stands in the sa
cred counsels as a guide and way-
mark, to deter from a fault to which
fathers are more disposed than
mothers.
Kindly instruct them as to the na
ture of their obligations and duties.
A MOTHER S POWER.
A moment’s work on clay tells
more than an hour’s labor on brick.
So work on hearts should be done
before they harden. During the
firstsix or eight years of child-life,
mothers have chief sway, and this is
the lime to make deepest and most
endearing impressions on the human
mind.
The examples of material influ
ence are countless. Solomon him
self records the words of~' wisdom
that fell from a mother’s lips and
Timothy was taught the Scriptures
from a child by iiis grandmother.
John Randolph, of Roanoke, used
to say: “I should have been a
French atheist, were it not for ihe
recollection of the time when my
departed mother used to take my
little hand in hers, and make me say.
on my bended knees, ‘Our Father
who art in Heaven !’ ”
“I have found out what made you
the man you are.” said a gem'eman
one morning to President Adams;
“1 have been reading your moth 1*5
lett' rs to her son.”
Washington’s mother trained her
boy to truthfulness and virtue; and
when his messenger called to tell
her that her son was raised to the
highest station in the nation’s gift,
she could say :
“George always was a good
boy.”
A mother’s tears dropped on the
head of her little boy one evening
as he s it in the doorway and listen
ed, while she spoke of Christ aud
His salvation.
“Those tears made me a mission
ary,” said he when lie had given
his manhood’s prime to the service
of the Lord.
Some one asked Napoleon what
was the great need of the French
nation.
“Mothers!” was the significant
answer.
Woman, has God given you the
privileges and responsibilities of
motherhood ? Be faithful, then, to
the littie ones ; you hold the key of
then hearts now. It \ou once loose
it, %'ou should give the world to win
it back; use your opportunities be
fore they pass.
.And remember little ones, you
will never have but one mother.—
Obey and honor Iter, listen to her
words, aud God will bless you day
by day.
Sating too Fast.
Eating loo fast generally involves
eating too much—more than is need
ed for the support and nutrition
of the body—and the reason for
this is, that the organs of taste,
which are our guide in this matter,
are not allowed sufficient voice;
they ate not allowed time to take
cognizance of the presence of food
ere it is pushed past them into the
recesses of the stomach. They do
not, therefore, have opportunity to
represent the real need of the sys
tem, aud hence allow the crowding
of the stomach.
„„ . . - • , , 1 held that thirty minutes should
1 hey need instruction m all nselul be spent at each meal, and spent,
\z nmvlPi I nrp tind in this pp rfoinUr o j , 1^1 .
too, in chewing the food a good por-
knowledge, and in this certainly as
much as an3% How shall they un
derstand these responsibilities unless
they are taught ? Why should you
feel a delicacy in urging upon your
children the duty of filial respect
and obedience ? It is essential to
the comfort of parents, and vital to
the welfare of children that it be
rightly understood. Tell them what
to know; but see that
you do this very early, as soon as
they can understand it; and also
that you do it kindly and patiently,
not with scolding and foul, finding.
Exercise a steady, and as far as
possible systematic government and
discipline. Endeavor with each
day to correct some fault and add
some virtue. Do not despair be
cause it is no better, and abandon it
entirely. As far as possible, how
ever, be uniform and equable. Do
not correct with severity to-day a
fault which is overlooked to-morrow,
nor punish in one an act which [/as
ses unnoticed in another. Too ma
ny parents govern and correct ac
cording to their caprices rather than
the real desert of the child. This is
shameful. If they are out of tem
per, much annoyed, or much en
gaged, they are very severe. It in
good spirits, and much alease, they
will allow serious faults to pass un-
teproved.
Therefore, correct and train thy
son discreetly, and the fruit of thy
labor shall appear; “he shall give
delight uuto thy soul.” The pleas
ure of having good children is a
crown of honor and gladness to pa
rental care and toil. Simonides said
of wives—»“A man can obtain noth*
tion of the time, and not 111 contin
ued putting in and swallowing, but
in pleasant chat and laugh, instead
of the continuance of the intense
nervous pressure ot the office or the
library. It you lay out to spend
thirty minutes in this way at your
meals, you may rest assured you
will not eat too much, aud what you
do eat will lie in the best condition
tor appropriation to the needs of
your system. You will be healthier
in body, happier in mind, and more
vigorous ot brain—for there are tew
things that so clog the brain as a
me tl ot half eaten food put into the
stomach.—Dr. J. H. Jackson.
To be Remembered.—Three things
to love—courage, gentleness and
affection.
Three things to admire—intellect
ual power, dignity and gracefulness.
Three things to hate—cruellv, ar
rogance and ingratitude.
Three things to delight in—beau
ty, frankness anil freedom.
Three things to wish for—health,
friends, and a cheerful spirit.
Three things to like—cordiality,
go >d humor, and mirthfulness.
Three things to avoid—idleness,
loquacity, aud flipping jesting.
Three things to cultivate—good
books, good friends, and good hu
mor.
Three things to contend for—hon
or, country, and friends.
Three things to govern—temper,
tongue, and conduct.
Three things to think about—life,
death, and eternity.
7ACSTXX.
Wh3r is- B like a hot fire?—Be
cause it makes oil boil.
Two reasons why some persons
don’t mind their owu business : One
is, they havn’t any business; and
the other, they hava’t any mind.
“Have I not a right to be saucy,
if 1 please ?” asked a young lady of
an old bachelor. “Yes, if you please,
but not when you displease,” was
the answer.
We have heard of an economical
man who always takes his meals in
front of a mirror—he does this to
double the dishes. If that isn’t phi
losophy, we should like to know
what is.
A lawyer engaged in a case tor
mented a witness so much with
questions that the poor fellow at last
cried for water. “There,” said the
Judge, M I thought 3’ou’d pump him
dry.”
tauwarrow, the great Russian
general, even in peace always slept
fully armed, boots and all. “When
I was lazy,” he said, “and wanted
to enjoy a comfortably sleep, I usu
ally took off one spur.”
The latest Irish bull we read of,
is the case of an Irish gentleman
who, in order to raise the wind
whereby to relieve himself from pe
cuniary embarrassment, got his life
insured for a large amount and then
drowned himself.
We never read a certain patent
pill advertisement bearing the start
ling caution “Take them and live ;
neglect them and die!” without
thinking that the words import pre
cisely the demand ot the highwa3’-
man—“Your money or your life!”
A boy was observed watching
for a woodchuck to come out of
his hole. “Do you suppose you
can catch him ?” said a passer
by. “Catch him said the boy, con
temptuously, “Catch him! Pve got
to catch him, stranger ; we’re out of
meat.”
“When a man and his wife have
quarrelled, and each considers the
other at fault, which of the two
ought to be the first to advance to
wards a reconciliation ?” inquired a
husband of his wife. * The best-
natured and wiser of the two,” was
the sensible reply.
An Indiana girl tearfully consented
to marry a man she hated because
she couldn’t bear the thought of los
ing the wedding trousseau.
Henry Wolfe, a Kentuckian, re
cently completed his one hundred
and eighth year without having
known a sick day ; and then, not to
mar so clean a bill of health, cut bis
throat.
An Eastern editor was serenaded
a few evenings since, and in the
next issue of his paper compliment
ed the serenading party on their “ju
dicious musical taste in the selection
ot pieces.” He was informed by a
listener, after the publication, that
they had played the “Rogue’s
March.” 6
At the grand reception of Grant
at Bangor, Maine, the word “weU
come” in large letters was placed
over the door of the jail. The jailor
was probably excited, and wanted
to “celebrate” the occasion with the
rest of the citizens, but didn’t seem
to think how his “welcome” might
be construed.
The wise man is cautious, but not
cunning; judicious but not crafty ;
making virtue the measure of using
his excellent understanding in the
conduct of his life.
Thoughtfulness.—Young man,
in the Hush of early strength, slop
and think ere you take a downward
step. Many a precious life is
wrecked through carelessness alone.
If you find yourself in low compa
ny, do not sit carelessly by till you
are gradually but surely drawn into
the whirlpool of iniquity and shame,
but think of the consequences of
such a course. Rational thought
will lead you to seek the society of
your superiors and you must im
prove by the association. A benev
olenl use of your example and influ
ence lor the elevation of your infe
riors is a noble thing; even the most
depraved are not beyond such help.
But the young man of impressible
t haracter, must, at least think, and
beware, lest he fall himself a victim.
Think before you touch the wine;
see its effects upon thousands, and
that you are no stronger than they
were in their youth. Think before
3’ou allow angry passions to over
come your reason; it is thus that
murderers are made. Think be
fore, in a dark hour of temptation,
lest you become a thief. Think
well ere a lie or an oath passes your
lips ; for pure speech only, can
merit respect. Ah ! think on things
true and lovely, and of good report -
that there may be better men am)
happier women in ib$ world,