The Savannah tribune. (Savannah [Ga.]) 1876-1960, October 30, 1886, Image 1
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Abrahams St Birnbaum.
Fooling an English Man-Of-War.
In the early days of our commerce
with China after the treaty which al
lowed American clippers to enter the
harbor of Hong Kong, one of the largest
English three-deckers was lying in the
harbor, and at sunset her yards and top
masts were housed to show the manner
in which the strip was manned. A
Yankee Captain, who was awaiting a
freight of new tea, watched the English
man and decided to try his hand with
him. Two or three days later at the
sunset gun the American clipper’s yards
and sails came down and topmasts
housed some minutes before the man of
war. Again in the morning at the sig
nal the yards were sent up and the Eng
lishman was again behind. For several
days the race went on with the same re
sult, until the American ship received
her cargo, and on the day before setting
sail the yards came down and were sent
to the English frigate with the compli
ments of the Yankee Captain. They
were bamboo poles with painted (furled;
sailed. New London Telegraph.
A Philosopher.
Fogg’s father is a philos jph t. He is
as deaf as a post; but he does nut repine,
©n the contrary, he says his deafness is
his chief joy. He did fret a good deal
at first, as his hearing began to grow
dull; but when he found by actual ex
periment that he could sit within three
feet of a uagpipe and not hear a note he
was happy. Since then his principal
plea ure consists in wandering about un
til he finds a bagpipist, and hovering
about the torturer for hours at a time;
but up to latest a D ices, the old gentle
man has been unable to decide which
pleases him most, the absence of -oind
from the bagpipe, or to ob-erve the con
tortions of those whose ears are still open
to its bloop cuidling screams —
Transcript
Chari Albxandbb was formerly a
wealthy commission merchant in St.
Louis. He failed in business some time
ago and became insane. Yesterday h.s
wife went to the asylu n to visit her
h»’l£>and, but his condition would not
permit of her seeing him. In hopeless
despondency the woman went home,
and, after a night of unrest, ass-ended to
the roof of her house and jumped off.
The fall killed her instantly.
SAVANNAH, GA., SATURDAY, OCTOBER 30, 1886.
A Spanish shepherd killed by light
ning recently was made the subjeot of a
scientific post mortem to discover how
the electric bolt had done its fatal work.
His eyebrows and eyelashes were burned
off, his eyeballs were dried up, all his
left side was scorched and burned in
spots down to the ankle, while the
right side of the body and right leg
were uninjured. Serious as these in
juries were, none of them appeared
sufficient to have caused his instant
death. But as soon as the breast was
opened the cause of death was apparent,
'lhe lungs were frightfully congested
and the heart was enormously dilated
and filled with coagulated blood. With
all this damage to the man his olothmg
was very little injured, the only traces
of the lightning upon it being a small
hole bored through the rim of the hat
and a slight singeing of the shirt collar.
It isn't the man who makes the most
money who saves the most, as was shown
in the case of the Boston salesman who
once received a salary of SIB,OOO per
year and was recently sent to the poor
house. Two brothers worked in the
same store. One was the head porter,
with a yearly salary of SI,OOO, and the
other was a salesman who received
SO,OOO per annum. The last mentioned
had only himself and wife to support,
yet he was always poor, owing to ex
pensive habits, while the first, with a
fam’ly of eight or nine children, grew
gradually rich, and lent his extravagant
brother SI,OOO which he found hard to
get back This is a practical illustra
tration of the old fable of the hare and
the tortoise.
Bamubu Gilbhbt of Georgetown, N.
J., stored 150 bushels of potatoes in the
attic of his little house preparatory to
barrelling them. On Tuesday night,
while his family was at supper, the floor
gave way and the potatoes came down
on them, breaking Mr. Gilbert’s arm
and Mrs. Gilbert’s leg fracturing her
shoulder, and injuring a daughter’s arm
so that it w.ll have to be amputated.
Ther’ is a good deal of practical
common sense in the answer of the old
cook in JNew Orleans vhen her young
mistress told her of Wiggins’ coming
earthquake. “Go ’long, chile,” she
said, “go ’long wid yer nonsense! God
a mighty doan’ go an’ tell anybody
what He's gwine ter do; Me jes’go ’long
and do it.’’
Sometime.
Well, either you or I,
After whatever is to say is gold,
Must see the other die
Or hear through distance of the other
dead
Sometime,
And you or I must, hide
Poor empty eyes, and faces wan and wet,
With life's great grief, beside
The other’s coffin, sealed with silence, yet
Sometime.
And you or I must look
Into the other’s grave, or far or n jar,
And read, as in a book
Writ in the dust, words we made bitter
here
Sometime.
* * * * * *
Oh! fast, fast friend of mine!
Lift up the voice I love so much, and warn;
To wring faint hands and pine,
Tell mb I may be left forlorn, forlorn,
‘ . Sometime.
*'e• * * * *
Say you may think with pain
Os some slight grace, some timid wish, to
please,
Some eager look, half vain.
Into your heart some broken sobs like
these,
Sometime.
—S. il B. Piatt.
A Novel Matchmaker.
The following clever little sketch,
adapted from thte French, appeared in
the New York Graphic-.
I must confess that I always had a
weakness for elephants.
You have no idea how much of ex
quisite sensitiveness, extreme delicacy,
nay, of genuine poetry is concealed un
der this rough and wrinkled exterior.
To me the elephant is a lyric poet spoiled
in the making, but with all the irritabil
ity that characterizes the genus. What
do I say? In fact, he needs only his lit
tle blue cloak to be thoroughly equipped
for his rythmic task. It is a case of a
philanthropist turned pachyderm. I saw
one once at Benares sprinkle fresh water
with his trunk upon the head of an
English soldier nearly dead of sunstroke.
What human good Samaritan could have
done more? Indeed I have often won
dered why the Academy has not before
this awarded the Montyou prize to an
elephant. But man is so unjust. He
treats this noble being like a beast—
this being at once so strong and so gentle
—in order not to be compelled to pay a
debt of gratitude. ‘
I believe there is much truth concealed
in the Brahmin legend. You remember
that, according to that fable, when
Vishnou had created man and discovered
what a wretched mistake he had made
he at onco invented the elephant in or
der that by means of his charming at
tributes saddened nature might find in
him a compensation for all the
shortcomings of the wicked biped.
.Some years ago I visited a small town
in thosouth of France, to assist one of
the friends of my boyhood in an electoral
contest. Every day I managed to pass a
portion of the afternoon at the local
Jardin des Plantes.
Three eucalyptus trees, five palms, two
specimens of the ailante and six Italian
pines—all very dusty—together with a
dozen orange trees, were the only exotic
. representatives of the vegetable king
dom.
The fauna of the tropics was suggested
' by four phthisicky monkeys, several
hyenas, a porcupine, two very grouty
brown bears, a rather melancholy young
dromedery, a flabby old lion, and—the
gem of the collection—an elephant from
the coast of Coromandel.
He was called Belisarius, from his be
i ing blind of one eye.
I at once made friends with this noble
i animal. A strong sympathy drew me
towards him, while he, in turn, was
not long in getting acquainted with
me,although manifesting, but with great
fact, a'ovnse of his own superiority.
As soon as he saw me coming the eap
; five would greet me with a tow trumpet
[ note of satisfaction, and after having
swung round his long proboscis as a sign
; of welcome, he would raise it above the
iron barrier which separated us and re
ceive from my hand the delicate rye-bread
rolls with which I had taken care to pro
vide myself. And fixing on me his eye,
his only eye. which gave to hisintelll-
gent face an air of paternal gentleness,
and which seemed to sadden his charm
ing smile, he appeared to thank me for
the thoughtfullness that thus ministered
to his tastes.
His keeper’s dwelling, a pretty cottage
completely covered with honeysuckle,
opened on tire enclosure where he was
usually exhibited. I noticed at the win
dow a young woman who was generally
singing as she rocked the cradle of a
sturdy pink-sod-whit?, chubby-faced in
fant. The delicate beauty of the mother
and the inviting appearance of the neat
little rustic home served to throw around
the Colossus of the Jungle an atntosphero
of peace and happiness. From time to
time Belisarius would aproach the win
dow, and, with his trunk thrown back in
the air, would seem to send a kiss to the
baby asleep in its wicker nest.
It occured to mo that the family must
be very fond of this great, kind brute,
whose manifestations of dumb affection
were evidently so sincere.
A voice disturbed my reflections. It
was the keeper who, while performing
his usual duties in his boarder’s cage,had
spoken to me. He had understood how
much interest I took in his pct, and even
seemed to guess my thoughts.
“Ah, yes, Monsieur. Every one adores
him, but no one more than I, I assure
you. Belisarius made my fortune and
made me happy.”
At the word “fortune" 1 had involun
tarily summoned before my mind’s eye a
vision of the mines of Golcondaand Mo
gul fetes; but I reflected that the modest
position held by the speaker was incon
sistent with the extravagant conceptions
of my imagination.
Construing my silence into a desire to
hear more, the man continued:
“A few years ago, Monsieur, 1 did not
occupy the enviable position in which
you see rue to-day. Instead of being the
keeper of the elephant I was only a
common gardener, spading the beds,
raking over the walksand watering flow
ers rn this same garden. But I was in
; love—madly, rapturously in love!
‘ Very often 1 was guilty of a serious
, infrtAion of the rules that regulated my
' professional duties. The rarest and most
i beautiful of the flowers I was paid to
guard and care for found their way to
the little cottage you see there. She who
lived there was the object of my affec
| tion, and she loved me in return. But
when I made so bold as to ask for her
hand ? her father, who then occupied the
position I now hold, brutally showed - me
to the door! He said that he wouldn’t
have h.s daughter marry below her sta
tion, and that he designed her to be the
wife of the man who took charge of the
bear pit, who was in time to be his (the
father's) successor. And 1 was only, os
I have told you, a common gardener!
But why, I aked myself, could I not
make as good an elephant keeper as any
other? Love made me ambitious.
“From that time I summoned all my
courage, and surreptitiously entering
the enclosure I set my wits to work and
lavished upon the elephant all the atten
j tions of a real keeper. My future father
j in-iaw, it must be added, had been
! somewhat neglectful of Belisarius’s com
fort.
i “The worthy animal appreciated my
trouble. Ah! what intelligence— what
a mind!—as clear as amber. After a
while he saw through my little scheme,
for when I was there his one eye would
turn roguishly towards the window
where, as if by accident, Lucie, the
daughter of the real keeper, would ap
pear, having chosen that very moment
for shaking her crumb-cloth over poor
Belisarius's head.
“Well, my love was to receive great
assistance from this dumb beast, as you
; will see.
I “The elephant’s disposition, hitherto
! so mild and peaceful, changed suddenly.
Belisarius, in spite of his hav ng
; come to years of discretion, began to
; play tncks worthy of the veriest sehool
i boy. Thus one day, when the doors and
' windows of the cottage had been left
i open, this sly old pachyderm amused
himself by moving all the furniture of
< my predecessor within reach out into his
j enclosure. On another occasion, when
1 his keeper wm a few <iond»
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at dinner, there was discovered in the
soup not the single permissible hair of or
dinary domesticity, but a whole mass of
something resembling fur. It seems that
a dromedary, who occupied the next in
closure to His Ro/al Highness, had that
day been deprived of his hirsute cover-,
ing, and the elephant took advantage (T
the incident to introduce this nov
flavoring into his keeper’s soup withew
t ie knowledge of the cook.
“Bit these arc only specimens of t *
tricks that Belisarius was constants,
playing in bis new role. At last it b®
came evident, even to the not very iicut™
intelligence of the keeper, that he would
have to ref ire from his post in favor of
some one more agreeable to the powerful
and cunning brute. He therefore re-,
signed, and all the employes of the
Jardin were tried in turn as his succes
sor. In vain! Belisarius had quite
made up his mind as to the keeper he
wanted, and was not to be drived vrom
his fixed determination. I thus fouirdk
myself master of the situation. Lucie’s"
father was compelled to admit that I
discharged the duties of the position bet
ter than anyone else. But what a long
step in advance for me and at my age—
all the way from common gardener to
elephant keeper!
“The poor man, who was really
anxious that his daughter should make a
good mutch, did not show me out when
1 asked for her hand a second time.
“A month later Lucie and 1 were mar
ried. The wedding dinner was spread
under the arbor covenxl with clematis
that adjoins the elephant’s enclosure,
which permitted Belisarius to attend as
one of the guests. He also deigned to
consume that portion of the feast which
had bacn prepared for his special bene
fit. Eighteen of the little rye rolls he al
ways found so toothsome and eleven
bunches of carrots probably made his
majesty feel almost us contented as if he
were about being married himself. At
all events they had a quieting and hu
manizing effect upon Ids disposition. No
boyish tricks disturbed our frugal ban
quet—no dromedary hairs were found in
the soup. With his single eye he gazed
cheerfully upon the happy scene, and as
you have seen, Monsieur, he still watches
with the same thoughtful care over iny
wife and little one.”
Convicts’ Whims.
“The boys adopt various methods for
passing away the time,” remarked a state
prison < fficer. “Chicken Welch, who
with three other prisoners, escaped from
the institution last summer by scaling
the roof of the south wing, but was cap
tured, has hit upon an idea which ap
parently interests him greatly. He is
imitating Harry Jennings and is raising
rats. He has got about half a dozen at
present. It is amusing to see him as he
passes to and from his cell to the shop
where the men stay during the day. His
rodent companions, which are quite
large, put their heads out of his pockets
and if there is no one very near they will
run up on his shoulder, and even on top
of his head. They are very tame and
seem to affectionately regard the con
vict, who is certainly proud of his pets.
He is learning them to perform several
interesting feat*. *
“When Harry Jennings was ayresi
dent of the institution, under Warlen
Haynes, he bred mice, and had at oMc
time in the cel la-, under the clerk's
office, about 400 of these little creatures,
some of which were white, some black,
some brown and some a mixture o| these
colors. Descendants ot Jenningswmice
are quite numerous in the prison, not a
few of the convicts having one or two
specimens.- The men enjry the com
panionship of these verinin and prize
them highly. The prisoners, however,
who are the fortunate possessors of
canary birds do not take kindly to the
mice.— Bouton Globo."
Willing to Accommodate.
“I would give you more than a dime,”
saida kindly old gentleman to a tramp,
“but I have nothing smaller than a five
dollar bill. Have yod any little ones,
my'friend I”
“Yes, «iir; I have a few little one und ,
two dollar bills. I’ll break thu five for,
vou. .n VO—x o»«- -
NO. 2.