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The Cedartown Express. fiy Jno. W. Radley. Official Organ of Polk and Haralson Counties. Subscription $2 Per Annum. VOLUME IV. CEDARTOWN, GA., THURSDAY, JUNE 20, 1878. NUMBER 32. f> R 0 FtiSSIONAL > /TI7RDOOK McBRIDE, ATTORNEY AT LAW, BUCHANAN, GA. ’fr WUI practice til all the Court* of tho Rome Circuit ami adjoining eoiintle*. mny *«-7M tr "jr. a. * j»o. M.KINO. « KIMO , ATTORNEY-8 AT LAW, •HOAHTOWK, OA. JlTWlB iMMtflw In nil the Court, of the IUmu •IrcUU, In .he Suprene Court of the State, and lu tho II. S. DUtrler Court for tho Northern District of (tenrftn. Not, It. 1874. T~W. ■tt.wffa. J. W. HARRIS, J» J£ILMER * HARRIS. ATTORNEYS AT LAW, OAKTRRSTII.LK, OA. HM* Ovnon on Mein Btredt, noxt door to Gil- enth * Bon. Mr. Milner will attend the Superior Court of Polk county ref elarly. March ». M77*tr ^jj^lLLIAM M. SPARKS, Am»»NHr A uouNstai.oyt at Law, ORUARTOW!?, OA. %gf 1T1U piactlee la ull tho cnnrta of the Rone C*reaUaud adjelnlug cuuutlee. anvil, 1874 court of Ordinary to hr held In raid eoi lln*t Monday in July noxt, to show cnn*i have why lutfors of auitrd!an*hi|> *h granted In *aid|caee, thin May With 1878. iu»T 30-Jind , ‘' u ' W. XU. STRANGE, N. P. A Kz. OB'. J. P. RooU.m«rt, O-a. rS#“ Collection* »olioiteil, oud ■aoi.i) paid over punctually. JAS. D. ENLOW, J. P. CKUAltTOWN, OA. Office at the Court House. AH business entrusted in his hands will receive prompt attention. March 9, lStfh-ffm MMhesd: Hew unt, Hew Hwtored! | Just published, a new edition of Do. It'ULTimwai.i.'s Celebrated Keeuy on tho ■radicul cure (without medicine) ofBper- |;CUt.TKHWUt. natorrhruu lual loeeee, . _ peclly. Impediment* to uiwnaye. W ’J"!' eumwtiou, eullcpey and file. Induced by eelf-indul- ■euce or aoMul extravagance. *c. Br-Prlc, lu • .0,1.,t etiw.U.p., out. ,ll Mutt. Tli. colrbf.t«l Hth.iT, tn lino nH.mn.Wi. KoMy, cleArly A#uuWl.tr.trt, from .thirty ,o«r« rucco..- oO’* u<m»Ti lliteruul mwllcloe or the application «»t ihe ku|te; point lug out a mode of cure atonce sim ple, certain, and emnstual, by moan* of which every fU.Terer, no matter what bin condition may lie, may sure IdinMilf cheaply, privately, and radically. iir-Thla lecture ahould he iu the hand* of every youth ami every man In the land. Bent under ecu I, in a iduln envelope, to nuy ad- Irena, pn*t paid, on receipt or *}a cents or two po»- Aure •lamp*. Addre** tho l’lllnlsheis, ^ TllB CUI.VKKWKI.L MEDICAL OO., 41 Aim St., Now York; Poet Oflice Itox, 4..8S. upr.11, ly POLK COllNTV. GnnROIA—POLK COUNTY heml has applied Tor t " " n minor under umrieen years oi pumon* will die In my ollloc oh. e, If nny they have, on or hef.i Monday In June next. Given under my «M dnv of April 1878. Marlin, i a prt5!)(),! d thli JORL nitKWRIt. Ordinary. KORG1A—I'Ol.KCOUNTY - W.O. Knight Ad- mmiHimtor on the Krtsto «yf Jntnu* Carter decquod nud will ho and appear at a Court of Ortllimrv, lie held In said oouniy on the Aral Monday In July next, to show cause, Uauy they Imvc why said ‘ tier* of dtsml**ton should not he granted Iii nalil mo. Given under my hand, this March Mth, 1878 MchtUSm ■lOM. IlftBWKR. OrHIuiiry. ’ applied for exemption ol Pe ..HI paV* upon tho same at 11 o’clock, thu 18th day or June, 1878, at my ofllct 44th day ol May, 1878. JOfcl. HI innallv, and I M., on Thl* tho S BORGIA POLK COUNTY.—Win. M. Phillips hn* applied for the uiirtrdlaimlilp of Clyde Gib- n minor child of J. G. Gllmon deceased. There ill pursuits concerned will bo nfT Onllnary. Notice to Debtors and Creditors. All indebted to the Estate of Thomas in, late of Polk county deceimod, will please forward and make Immediate payment; and all poreon* hohllng claims pgalust mild csuUe will ’esent them properly attested to the tindcraluncd, W. C. KNIGHT, Administrator of Thomas Ijiwson, Deceased. May 48, 18n-IJt Notice to Debtors and Creditors. A LL persons Indebted to the estate of A. N. Packet, late of Polk county deceased, will please come forward ami ntake immediate payment; ami all persons holding claims against said rstutu will present them properly attested to the under- signed. W. (!. KNIGHT, Administrator of A. N. l’lickut, deceased. • J title liMit G eorgia—habalson county.—o. c Have*. Administrator of the estato of Join Kirk, deceased, having Med Ills petition to sell the real estate belonging to the estate of John Kirk, It Is therefore ordered that ull person* noxt and creditor*, lire hereby uotined to he and at my ©Wee on the First Monday in July. 1878,am •how cause, If any they have, why said pet Him should not he granted. Thiu May • - M luVRNPf Wait anil Sett. When my hoy, with eager questions, Asking how, and where, and When, Taxes all my store of wisdom,. Asking o’er and o’er again. (Questions on to which the answors Give to others vlill the key. 1 have said, to teach him patience, “Walt, my little boy, and see,’, And the words I tanght my darling Taught to me a lesson sweet; Once when all tho wodd seemed darkened. Anil the storm ubout me heat. In the “children’s room” I hoard him, With a child’s sweet tutmlc.jr, To the baby hrolhor’a quest Ions Haying wisclyi “Waif Httd see:’’ Like an argot's tender chiding Cntne the darling’s words to mo. Though my Father's way# wore hidden, lllddlug mu.Htill wait and see. Wlmt are wo hut restless children, Ever asking what shall her And the Father lu his wisdom, Gently bids its “Wait and sue.” maySl-aod l. DAVENPORT Ordinary KKMTY ESTABLISHED IN 1850. MoCLURFS Temple of Music. VVHOLKSALBanJ ltbtuil Aire •f for ti« Ileuowned Plano Makers, STEIN WAY, KNABE, DUNIIAM, BACON & KAHB and J. & C. FISHER. Co.’s Music publishers, Oliver Dltson, Win. A Paul*C»., Smith M Co., F A M'rth A to. BEST OUITARS.^;!'"*" 0 ,n ' 1 Alto full line of Small Musical Goods, String*, etc. rpha proprietor respoctfolly annottnetrf W) the clt- i. tzdun ol Cedartown nud vicinity, that his fkclll- tkssunahle him to ofl'or extra Inducement* to pnr- chasura of Musical Gotnls, guaranteeing everything represented by him to give out re satistactlor.. Currespoudencs sollclted^Catalo^ucB msUed tree 45, Uulon Street. Nashville Tcuu. Jaal71v TJCIA fflfflW rolchrntr.1 CJolilmt Tnncita BEATTY PARLOR OR CAN 3 I'.LKG A N^HTYLF^ wUh valjv ite&'mwi: IlKAT’^V, WnHhlti»f>n, N. .1.. V. H. A. ___ CLERGYMEN A,,!) sohooi teachers. EZea«m"3SH canvass foriitycoWhriiiiMlIlcaUy'uHamwi'nrt Organs Utiles* >yitset- lit to t put^imhj'jyloe I: miulnyof^yott ad; mviu-w lo n.u-w.r tTiU art vert l'.ement.Pnper Tee. Address DANIKL F. HKA'PTV, Wuali- Instniw Ncvr Jersey* Amorlen. , ”.'.wr SnCBtAMR“iie'AWy[ WKUt.at.n. >!•»■ ‘tvi!!. "f U ll > »oc»u»o,ll|. IrHlii nullr wntri.nIM lut ri* ,“ l , ,'gh}0[ 1 JiS/ltrSnllJil nLl "oitlmonlul, from hi. |mmm., wmio of whom R.»J.r.n, 1 D. E Ledbetter, Agent. (Meeks’ Building,) Hm juit wcein-d * In 11 line of FAMILY GROCERIES. which are offered to the public at rcanonshlo price*. Anything uaaally kept in a FIRST-CLASS GROCERY, «nha toll. I. my .lore. Giro mo yo.r p«nm- «g.,u. ;I «])lm.h. .fUi#r.ctory prlco. Lfcna >1M opened > mvnl'cnt Stock of Jewelry, «on*istlng lhtpart of WATCHES, CLOCKS, GOLD & SILVER WARE. I lavlte thu attention of the public to thu public to an ln*puctlon of these article*. Everything warraatedus represented. BEPAI BIN G Of WATCHES, CLOCKS and JEWELRY, Promptly Bone uni GUARANTEED. Remember the place. • D. H. LEDBETTER Agt. ’ Mtekh r Building. )anJ-lT Sapgcanl'* Restaurant & Lodging. No. H Broad Strut, Homo, (la. Sample Tables mid Booms for Com- merciul Truvelurs. Single Meal.. Single Lodging * “lid Lpdgl »er day Breakfast and LuJglng 75 Board and Lodging, per clay Board, per day Huppur, Break! All Meal* sent OYSTER8 ARHNOT INCLUDED WITH MEALS. Table supplied with the beat tho market uffords.—Meals at all hours. »'TMy KELLEY’S HOTEL. W. A. KELLEY, - - - Proprietor. North Sido Market Street, abnvo Sixth, LOUISVILLE, KY. NEW HOUSE, Newly Fitted. UOABD AT »1.M PEH DAY llu» 39 tf MARRIED LIFE No. I3N. Eighth St. St. Loula, Mo. Who hu hai neitw exwrienoe In the treatment of ths •esuai troubles of both male suit female then any why lidnu in the Weat, fim the multi or tdi long ami (uca-uftil practice in hls*i»e new werU, jtut publUhcd, entRlwl The PHYSIOLOGY OP MARRIAGE The PRIVATE MEDICAL ADVISER Boek* that are really flsMre aed MMeUrarteie in all mat* ‘ulng to Hoe hoed and W«aaaheed. and *uji|ily MfT They are beaaliratly lUeett-alrd, and in plain eaeily uwUntood. The two books embrace 845 , s^con^n wriMhle lihmdlw for bothmarrled and \ Whalw homr ■aSmtoy. “The inowl^gc Imparted r works la in no way of questionable cher- nethlny that every —— A—is a Precious names, earthly treasure*! Who that has eujovcil tho assuciatior. of parent8 has not ueuu moved by the secret power of the name mother; hut alas, too many fail to estimate the worth of a true mother until she is gone. No name so endearing on rarth us the name mother, and no Mich earthly friend as i.er who loilt* by day, and watches and prays for us by nigbr. When the longer end ol the road is hetwei n us and the cradle, and the shorter between us and tn* grave, when we have left homo and gone into the cold world to care and do for ourselves, tind when we are constrained to look down into mys tic future for the welfare of our ow n tender otfspring, then, and uot till then, coino their words of advice and caution with full force tons. While next oi kl " in the slippery paths of youth we are very sanguine und often wonder why our parents ai'tt so careful of our training, but when we have witness- so many clouds and tears, whim we have seen so many tail* prosne-cts wither by our side, w« marvel no more at the injunction: “Train up a child in the way ho should go.” Alter we liu\c tnturied und movtd -MtwMjp J.U4 0W JjIuov n,r«^ag»:‘ l * hi^lt cluster the dearest scenes ol lite, how we luve to return aguiu to visit. \\ hen our week’s work is doue, we gather up on >Su urday night and go over, and when nearing the spot, how we cherish the pleasing thought of taking them by surprise, and linding them unprepared; bill, "lo, mother lias thought of all. The cooking is all done, washing and ironing ull over, the kitchen as neat und tidy as the room we call our parlor. Father has tho milking done, garden all worked over, and the pile of store- wotid equal to the emergency, and when we look into his garden our own la comes shapeless and uninvi ting. lint we must continue until we,scan all. We must see eaoh room, take a peep into the wardrobe, pan try and cellar, must steal quietly in to the parlor, and take another look at thj* pictures. Somehow, when we tome to supper, it Hums that moth er’s bread, cjtfje and pies are so much better than oars; it may be taut it is just because they were pre pared by mother, hut to us it. is so. My parents lived some years after I luft home, and how eager I was to go back again to see them. Of all the seas j U4, I thought Autumn tl.e fittest to go on such tours. 1 could then not only enjoy their company, but so much else which was so very appropriate. The “wull-tlower and the violet” had given unmistakable evidence that their season was pass ing. The ripe shock of corn harves ted, the meadowB turning brown, all lold us plainly that the., t«o, were being fast prepared for the great, harvest above. Each visit they hud grown older, weaker, and had gon* nearer tho other shore. Finally we made the last visit. They were yone. The last farewell had been spoken— ull was dark and still. We could then only see their pictures, but when we called their dear names they did not answer. Upon the mantel, still ns death, stood the old kitchen clock, into whose lace we hud so often looked, and whose bunds had poin ted to the hour which called us from tho tield to partake of the comm&n blessings of life, und which in soieuui hours nad told us when to deal out the temedies for loyed ones, w.io were sickening and dying; these hands, like the hands which had so untiring ly ministered to us, were silent and still. The “old arm-chair,” whose uccustomed place wus close upon the hearth, which hud rested tired limbs uud aching heads, was vucant. The old family Bible, which had given instruction to all, had been opened, read and closed by them for t he last time, and lay quietly upon the stand. The motto over the door, “Sweet Home,” now had no meaning there. Although now a umn, uear the noon day of life, I still feel the need of such advice as they so often gave me. 1 feel weak and lonely without them now. Bat'jinay I not spend profita ble hours, meditating upon my early surroundings, in contrast with thut of many orphans, whose hare feet and neglected hearts are thrown from the ungratefulness, though I was but a little hoy, perliapHsix years old, and though a trivial tiling, the sting lin gers in iny heart. Prior to my birth, through mislortune, father lmd been reduced to extreme j overly and been rendered homeless, lie then took a lease for nine yea it, built a cabin on it, and iu thi/Vify^Kjcjit home 1 was born. One day morning mother told us to wush and prepare for our clean clothes, which perhaps only consisted of a shirt; maybe a pair of cotton punts. For want ol better, mother lual put buttons on my wristbands of kci own make, com posed ot pasteboard, covered with muslin, in washing they became wet. 1 tried to unb^iton them, failed, became angry, showed my ill-temper- and tried to pull thorn oil'. Mother looked ut me with a countenance mingled with pit) and love, raid: •‘.My child, they wsre all I had.” That arrow tiiudolu wound iu my heart which in*? vl-vcr been healed. 1 was sensitive, quick-tempered, soon angry, but as quick to repent when convinced of my Wrongs. In an in stant 1 thought ot.Jier toil and care for me, and such a jack of reciproca tion on my purt. 'Tins lutle incident though trilling within itself, taught tr.e a lesson. Let iiie entreat all chil dren who may irud ibis, to never thrust an arrow into mother's h.uri, which will rebound und wound your own beyond the balm of healing. When we have lost mother, we have lost our best earthly friend. Although lather uud mother, leuVe us, it is not lorever. Only a little while and we will follow them. Let us haste in our preparation to meet them, that we may he permitted to enjoy their company lorever. A. Kllmoue. Stand by Your Falors. I Shot Ills Bride’s Foot Off.— Kentucky wus » Wliie Stuto. Her I 'l’ 1 "- Sidney (Ohio) Journal says: luvorite bou whs the “emhudiment of! “ Tlle atrl ‘"R e8t nl 8 ! l ' , . l "8 u . ,lcc ', d ''." t . 8 ’ NVhigism,” and up to the latest hour j a,u * which might Imvc led t< It llll'IBIII' illlll III» IU llir nil cov mull , , , i . ,| in Ilf IliH life, alie wus loyal und faithful : ? ,KVir 'J'™ 8 - .Ij'. 1 ' 1 '' " ' ' .. ( ‘ ' tn his memory. A Kentucky Whi B i , l lo, ' Ee " . ' V Mru’ n sign of honor throughnnt the Un- k ,8t i iim.^ How ia it. to-duy? _ The Btmincll- | ' 1 ,."" i' ...IT)v ij , tli : hi-v were awakfitnl Itv a noise which tin thought cam • from under the h Flint! bed, L’ot a Mrs. FI in it est Democratic State of all the Stales is old Kentucky. Her people have, - . „ . i. not mouthed at names, or stood kuppo-nug mrglars 1 ‘ about the strevtcttrnefs idly attempt ing to revive old issues nd to rekin- dlcoldpr judict*8. There tire only liv>- Kepublinan jxipers in Kentucky, and they are “sick unto death,” drawing out a most most uiieserable existence. The truth is, the Democratic party, ht’siVtm-y, lired. '1' | screaim d and t It- hu.-tii on! II i in adflirium. A I 1 IV rttfil. ijnsi urrit’dly .inuij hot. gun uml II excitfin* tit, •r right font, I. the bt-tlsi le. Mr. Flinn. supposing r the moving foot to be Ihe head ol the ^v...w W .,. b . u |M „ v y,' I intruder, win* was coming from his since the war, combines all the good j l > ^ ,oe ol r0 ’ (,,, »lmen til both the old Whig and Democrat | a “" ic parties. It is the party oi patri otism, peace and progress. It pru poses to rebuild wlmt Republican ism overthrew, and here in Alabama, at least, to give the control of the country into thr hands of the white an, its lawful owner. The despotism of Grant and the usurpation of Hayes tire marks of Radical rule that must he ejfected and to this end, the conservatives ol the country, uniting under the broad wit hout tglit, ami Mr. Flinn discovered that, ii lmd shot his wile instead of a bur glar. Meanwhile the b d clothing caught lire from the discharge ol the gnu and wa.v soon ablaze, but. was quickly extinguished. Mr.-. Flinn lmd a large part, of her loot t-»rn uway, and was bleeding profusely. It was first thought that amputation f the whole foot would lie necessary the country, uniting muter the uronu , r , a.*gis nl Democracy, must address | >ut ,l wa8 ‘ H • »„ .iK-mselTHB for the next few yenr*. tl.rre b«-s ..ml » portion » tli «.de To Hchii-vo aticci-BS organiiiotion i "f t' 1 ? foot woukl BnUii... I , y suction of DR. BUTTS cradle upon the cold charities of though dees world'' While on this tbeinr, I will speak of a case of my The Honey Dee. 'I’he honey-bee iz an iullumible critter, sudden in his impreshune and luisty iu his conclusion, or end. His mitral dispoaishun iz a warm cross between red |iepper in the pod and tiisel oil, and Ris moral bias iz - •• oy » - r They liuve A ltf-v bodily, di«iiloil the iiiiddln by h wniat spot, hut their phyeikul importance lie., ut tlie tisrinitioiiB of th.ir Biihbi-rli, in tlie aluipe of u jiivt-lin. file javelin iz ulwaya loaded, and stands reiuhly to nnluad at a minit's warning, and euiers a man as still as thought, as spry as Utoning, and as full opl) melaukolly as tlie toothuke. lit-PB liner ur-'y u case; tliey set tle awl ov theirdilli-renoe oropinynn by letting tfielr javelin lly, uml are ns certain to hit az a male iz. Beesiu-enot long-lived, 1 kunt slate jist how long their lives are, hut I kno, from instinktand observushun, that onny critter, bu lie ling or be he Icvi), who is mud ull the time, gener ally dies early. The only way tew git the exact litt-ing weight ov a hec iz tew tntuli him, let him Lit you once with his javelin,and yon will lie willin tew testily iu Court that sumbody run u one-tmed pitchfork inter yer; and nz for grit, 1 will statu lor tho informn- ehun ov those wlio haven’t had a chance to lay in their vermin wisduin az freely as I hav, that one single bee who feels well will brake up a large camp-meetiugi There iz otic tiling thut a bee does will give him credit for on mi hooks -he always attend tew his own hiz- zitiess, and won’t allow any bodily 1st- to attend tew it, and wlmt lie duz lie duz well; you never see him altering entity thing, if tliey make nny mistakes ii iz after dark und ain’t seen. ' If bees made half az many blun ders az the men do, even with their javelins, every.bw*(ly would 1 afV at them. In ending of this ossa I will come to a stop by concluding that if bees was a little more pensive, and not so darned peremptory with their jave lins thev might be guilty of less wis' dom hut more charity. But you kant alter bug nature without splic ing it foremiy thing else enny more than von kan an elephunt’s egg.— Josh Billings. Next Town Ahead where they loan you a dol lar and ohnlk it down till to-mor- . fnrabottleofMEUItELL’s Uei-a- tine for the Liver, The enormous expense of importing Ihe ingredients of this great liver medioine into this country, is why our Druggists, Burbank & Jones, sell lint, one sam ple bottle to the same person for ten cents; but ns theto are fitty doses in the large size battles, it is cheap enough after all at two cents per dose, for a medicine that has never been known to fail in the cure of dyspepsia and all diseases of the liv er. It has never, failed in the cure of liver complaint when taken as di rected, no matter of how long stand ing the disease. It cures Chills and Fever, Constipation of the Bowels, Dyspepsia and Liver Complaint. Sample Bottles ten cents;' regular size, fifty doses, 11,00. jau24-l ganiziition must hu kept up in every country uml Stat-*; there must be no defec tion uml no temporizes. It will re quire work, hut our faith in the “people Ims never ivavuivd.” Look at. New York. Her primaries were glorious Democratic victories, pr ing the good time coming. Let iih iu Alabama imitata the (x ample of our brethren in otlie Suites. One more stand against Be- | f f it C|inlu „ , )e utilized puhlicanism, and our country is for ever secure against its destructive rtuined that no burglar w i house at all. “We leant that there will ho Some very extensive operations in fruit drying in this city during tho pres ent Hummer. The peach crop is enormous all over the state, and will perhaps he larger than last year’s crop, which was almost nuprecedsn- ted. It is evident that this large visitations.—Dcctilur, (A! Driblets. I’he latest out.—The It -.) At A sweet rascal—Th “Two for assent”—A bridal pif- d girl, gar beet. it ripens, so there will be an preserve it in a shape which will pay better than any other. Improved styles of drying make the business quite attractive, and there will he at least one drying establishment of huge proportions in Atlanta this sea- 8on. The blackberry crop is tils-• im use, and there may he some • fl*»rt A rolling mill—AJiglit jn the gut- i fl> WV| * „u U .h „f it. Wlacklierries are . 7 ! eiq.i.olc o; gi< :-L tt.R’, arol‘ther^.-mil- The fishery question—Had a bite j |ii*ns' in proper treatment ol them. The ugliest hood ever worn— Falsehood. Every dove has a cote, and every log pants. A humiliating admission—A dead -head ticket. Washington couldn’t tell a lie when he saw it. A fool and his father’s money are soon parted. The man who gives you the slip— ths church usher. George Washington was first in war because he married a widow. Snodgrass, speaking of that hot place, calls it’R.hat warm by-and-by.” Envious people punish themselves fur being inferior to their neighbors. It ia said tlfht Mark Twain lives on two peanuts a day. Why should peanuts he squandered so? A wreath of laurel is reserved for the inventor of a reversible shirt. Should Bennett, perish in the. Arc tic regions, would it be called a polecaUstrophr. Liver 1m King. The Liver is the imperial organ of the whole human system, as it. con trols the life, health' and happiness of man. When it is disturbed in its proper action, all kinds of ailments are the natural result. The diges tion of food, tho movements of the heart and blood, the action of the brain and nervous system, are all im- diutelv connected with the work ings of the Liver. It has been sue ce88fully proved t-liat Grven’s August Flower is uuenualed in curing all persons afilicted with Dyspepsia or Liver Complaint, ami all the numer ous symptons that result, from an un healthy couuition of the Liver and Stomach. Samples bottles to try, 10 cents. Positively sold in all towns on the Western GouLinen*. Three doses will prove that it is just wh it you want. For sale l>v Bradford & Allen. ‘ juneSOeow ly The steamship Nevada, which ar rived at. New York on Wednesday, brought over three hundred and for ty-one Mormons from Great Britain, Sweden, Denmark and Germany. Six hundred more are expected to arrive next month. A colored youth, John C. Whita ker, will graduate from West Point this summer, lie is from South Carolina, and stands laity-fifth in a class of sixty-six. Du. llurter’s Fever and Ague spe cific is sold under a full guarantee. It lias never yet failed, and the Dr. Ilarter Medicine Company therefore runs no risk in this offer, which stands unparalleled in its liberality. Sold by all druggists. junel3 : 2t We will soon have" more than know what tojdoui h and t e nimt he fixed somehow”—.IIhtn/a Cuns/i- tuliun, In the Japanese hell, the wicked “fall into nests of burning scorpions, where tliey arc tnnlaliz-d by glimp ses of their friMida enjoying them selves in a lake of cool water. They are tied to rocks, and red-hot. lead poured down their throats; me chased Sty hyenas through a ti Id of open knives and other sharp instruments; are tortured by having their limbs sawn off and by being thrown into » revolving wheel of lire. Some are made to hug red-hot stove-pipes, while Satan himsell, with a amilr, is fanning them. Others swim in seas of blood, surrounded by laughing de mons. Others still are. seated in a caldron of red-hot sulphur, having their tongues pulled out. Some cur ry heavy burdens of coal and throw it into the tire to burn new victims.” An old darkey who was asked if, in his experience, prayer wus evsr answered, replied: “Well, sah, some pra’ars is ansud, an’ some isn’t— pends on what you axes fo*. Je6t nrder de war, w’en it was mighty hard scratchin’ fo’ de cullml breth ren, 1 ’hsarved dot w’en ebber l pray dc Lord to sen’ one of Marse Peyton’s fat turkeys fo' de ole man, dare was no notic of de partition; but w’en I prayed dat he would sen’ de ole man fo’ de turkey, de matter was ’tended to befo’ sun up next morn in’, dead sartin!” India rubber 'ires on tho wheels of carriages are becoming quite com mon in England. One of these ve hicles, silently gliding along on a moonlight night, has a very weird effect, and if the horse had India rubber shoes as well, the whole affair would be horribly ghostlike. Peo ple who do not hour remarkably well ought also to be enoreased iu India rubber to diminish the effect of be ing run over. An American who recently visited the studio of Meissonier accidentally sat down upon the artist’s palette, which was covered with paint, which had been carelessly left upon a chair. 'L’he great painter was profuse in apologies, but tlie American is said to have utilized the ciroumatunces by having the scat of his pantaloons framed, and offers it as “Meissonier’s last work, price only twenty thou sand dollars. Small rails from quartered poles are laid, with less than the ordinary crook of a worm fence, to the height of four rails. Halved poles are used for the two upper rails; these are placed on the edge to give greater height to the fence. Two small sUkus at each angle arc lit »i» the ground a few inches, spreading some at the bottom to give strength to the fence, and are held by a wire, above the fHih rail, just far enough apart There are good reasons for re garding cheese ns a wholesome and valuable food, and it is worthy of even more liberal consumption than it, now receives. English people probably consume more cheese than any other nation on tlie globe, or in proportion of about ten pounds year ly to each inhabitant. In the Uni ted States it is about half that quan tity. When seeds, either in the cold frame iu pots, or out-of-door seed beds, come up too quickly, it is well to cut. off the first, leaves with sharp- poinicd scissors, rather than pull them up, which deranges the soil and interferes witli the delicate roots of those that, are to remain. The tiny plants are, ut. this stage, dependent upon the first leaves for life, 'l’he same may he said of radishes, lett uce, e c., which, sowed too thickly iti rows, have to ho thinned out. Here’s a receipt for a pie. It is said to be delicious. Beat to a ere..in three-fourths of a cup of butter und one cup of sugar; add the wbll-healen yolks of live egg.-; flavor with van ilia. Line t wo tins with puff paste; pour iu ihe mixture ar.d hake ut once. Beat the five whites to a stiff froth; sweeten with powdered sugar; flavor with vanilla a id spread over tlie | ice when done. Brown delicately uud cut tho pies while hot to prevent the eggs from lulling. He was an entire stranger lo tho girls present, and the hoys were mean and would not introduced him. lie finally plucked up courage, and stepping up to a young lady reques ted the pleasure ot her company lor the in xt dance. Site loo l ed at lum in surprise, and infnnmd him she had not tho ph-usure of Ins nrqiniiu- lance. ‘ Well,” remarked Gazetiovia, “ymi don’t take any more chances t urn I do.’ A man living in one of our sub- iHmu village unites the. occupa tions dl physician, anothecai\, ireucher and imdmkt r. It is need less to s.iv Unit lu* is always busy. If business becomes slack he can make iMpfc try ovmtlng lrin" pal lent t<> ♦rnj diHig Btore, giving him drugs warran • ted to cure or kill, that generally d » the latter, then preach the funeral eulogy, and carry his corpse to the 1*. T. Barnurn is said to huvo •re membered quo hundred rnd twenty- four i ditors in hi i will. We'd I ke our giraffe nosv, before Barimm di-s. We don’t expect to get anytoing in -re iImu tho guns, but wo’ru in-t proud. Any man who would spill no -so "g-n-u-s,'’ might t» In; lmngnl, an.I lie’ll get it, too. An exchange received the follow ing answer:‘Stop sending mu the jernel enny more as you didem n dis the bigg hogg mi husband butchered Sunday and it. don’t fit my pun try shelves enyhow. 'L’he husb no the hogg wuvd 387. Everyday Spleerles. Tlie Norristown Herald insists that no man likes to hold a girl Imby in his arms umil she is seventeen years old. The swan’s down which ladies sigh for is plucked from guest*.—Detroit Free Press. It isn’t eider. It has just been discovered that the quality of humor is not strained. This will account for its too frequnt coarse ness. “In the bright lexicon of Dr. Har ter’s Fever and Ague Specific, there is no such word as fail.” Those who have suffered for years find immedi ate relief, and those whp treat tke _ r __ _ premonitory symptons suve them-1 to admit the half poles, the top‘rail selves all pain. Sold by all drug- being supported by the wire, some gists. juue!3-2t inches ubove the fifth railj if desired. The man who dreamt he dwelt iu marble IihIIs woke up to find that iho clolhes had been pulled off from him by his wife. He sot him down upon the steps— that had been newly painted—and when he riz to travel home— that gal ol his—she fainted. To the American boy fchefe is an awtuI, a majestic difference iu the weight between the butt, end o(^u # (ishpole and a hoe handle. A six-ton stone drojpe.l from the top of the State Capitol iu Lan«ing, Mich., one day this work, and didn’t make a bit of noise or disi urbane* —until it struck. The editor of the Elmira Gazette is not selfish. He remarks with great unction, “There’s a land that is fuir- er than than this,” quite as if he were going there himself. The bitterness of poverty is begin ning to be felt iu the country u6 it never was before. A man actually confessed iu market the other morn ing that he was about to buy another dog. Thu (log-hug bowl* utt the lullsido high; The owlut blossom* hunt-ath the S|irajrt Tho auufiower soars !n tho stalwart *ky, Ami thu liasufl-niit sin ;* on its wavy way. "Oh, never he chocry, ur gloomy, or dry," The mutton-chop shriek* in tho polly woj? eye. Elizabeth Allen, in tt poem, asks, ‘-On, willow, wliy forever weep?” Elizabeth sa little mistaken us to tlie facts. It isn’t the willow that weeps: it is Ihe boy who 'dances un der the limber end of it, Parson Naby, it ia said,- left the New York Evening Mail because lie couldnt't gethia salary. Re shouldn’t have been so mighty particular; The proprietors of I lie paper oouldn’t. get theirs, either.