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By .Tuo. W. Radley.
Official Organ of Polk and Haralson Counties.
VOLUME V.
OEDARTOWN, GA., THURSDAY, DECEMBER 5, ISIS.
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Literary.
Amongst tlio intcroHlimr Items oNlterary Intelli
gence in Paris at the present time, it nitty lie men- . »• v i
tlonod Unit Mndnmu Ourdntl, holt.r known tn the AmeriOUIl IlonkBellef, New \ m k:.
world of renders under tho name of flenry Grovllle,
has made n contract with Miss Helen Stanley, a
correspondent of tho Now York Evening Ipst,
whereby shu will hereafter translate all or Henry
GrcvUle’s novels from tho original muiuwript in
French, Into English, for their publication in
America, •Inutltiinomisly with their appearance In
Paris. Hy tills urraiigemont they will retain all
their flavor, Mias Stanley having both tho ability
and conscientiousness reijulalte for doing them
Justice. She has Just finished translating "l.’AI-
MEU, OH, A FRIEND," and tlio manuscript.of it
has been forwarded from Paris to T. It. Peterson ,fc
Brothers, Philadelphia, who will publish It in
America, simultaneously with its appearance in
Paris, In uniform stylo and price with their edi
tions of “Simla.” Saveli's Expiation," and "G^lirl
olio," by the same author. Issued hy them
scene of the story of •'I/Aimkk, on, A Fill run " Is
laid in Paris, at the present time, and shows ml
nattily Henry Orevllle'a great talent for nnaly
character. She draws her pictures In u way
possesses above all others, and this story of Fr<
home life In Paris will touch many hearts, i
allows how the love of a true and good woman
meet with its reward and triumph at the last. Hail
Henry Grovllle never written another work, this
one alone would establish her fame.
ENTERPRISE.
We copy the following from Tflie
Something Now—A Kate Opportunity.
Wo have lately had brought to our notice a now
kitchen utensil, thu real merit ol which ontM'esit
to something more than tlio passing notice we cun
glvetoit. We allude to the PRKULKSS FLOUR
AND MEAL SIFTER, manufactured by the Peer
less Sifter Company, of Cincinnati. A cumblna-
tin a Sifter, weigher. Measure. Mixer. Klco Washer
Flour Scoop, Tomato, Pumpkin, Fruit, Wine, Jel
ly and Starch Htralum. Twelve distinct, articles
combined in one, and ts sold at a price within the
reach of avory family. To purchase separate t.ten-
sils for all of the above purposes would cost more
than ten times the nuionnt asked for the Peerless
Housekeepers will appreciate the Peerless Sifter
for the following reasons: It doss away with tho
putting of one's hands In the Hour, which In cold
weather Is very unpleasant; can tie worked so easi
ly aud rapidly; will sift five times as last as the
common sieve, and much faster and better than any
other sifter over Introduced. It It operated with a
simple ami easy lever motion, and In acknowledged
by every one todio far prefer .hie to the awkward
and unhandy rotary motion In sillers heretofore
sold. It seems to iim that it would hu no Iroiildo
l'Yw people ran liuve failed t<» iio-
tice the ‘'rout, enterprise, if they htJvc*
not ohtvrvcd tlio soroupulutis cure
with which Messrs. I). Lothrop A
Go. Imvo published u class of book
adapted to the highest culture of t ie
people.
It. ia only ten years since they coi
me need tin* work of publishing, and
and their list now numbers mojr
than six hundred volumes.
We are glad to make record, I fit*
brave and persisted following
high ideal lias been successful.
Messrs. I). Lothrop it Co.
given special attention to the pub I
cation of ho >ks for children
youths, rightly considering that
no department is the best, as l'egu ds
literary excellence and purity of m
al and religious reading, of so gr
importance. Yet the names of wo
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No Liquors Mold. tf
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MILLER A. WRUIUT, l’niprietor.
Keeps coustiuitlyou hand to hire, OouJ Ilorsjia
by such authors as Austin
D. !>., l ,, ranois Wayland and Dr
Nehemiah Adamson their catalogin',
will show that mature)' readers luave
not been uncared for.
Of their work projected for 'tin*
coining season, wo have not room to
speak in detail; it will sulfice for the
present to say that it is wide in range,
including substantial and elegantly
illustrated books, all in the line of
the practical and useful, and fresh in
character and treatment.
Their two juvenile magazines,
Wide Awake and Babylaml, ate
warmly welcomed in every part of
fur an energetic lady or gentleman In this vicinity I the English "Speaking World,
to sett v. peerless Sifter logo Into every Hour lmr- j \y e ml vise tlliy of olll* readers who
JOSH KILL INNS’ PROVERBS.
Sumo 1 ithIi Chunks of Misti via from
t!:e Cocngrnpltie Philosopher's New
Kook.
Truth iz .ed to be stranger limn
lichshun,—it is to most pbolks.
lf yu undertake to hire a man to
be honest; yu will Imv t.> raiz** biz
wages every morning, and watch
him dredphull ctuss besides.
I Imv finally cum to the. konklush-
un that it I leant prove a thing with
out betting 5 dollars on it, the thing
!imz got, adrtdphul weak spot, sum-
whare.
The I'cptituahuu that a man gits
from hiz a uses tors often wants az
mutch altering to lit- him az their
old clothes would.—It is truly thus
Yung man, set down, and keep
still, you will hav plenty ov chances
yet to make a pliool ov yu resell before
yu die.
It iz a wize man who prollits hi
hiz own experience—hut it iz a good
deal wizM'one who lets the rattl"-
snaik bite tlie other pliellow.
I never question a suckoess enny
more than f do the right ov a hull
dog to lie in hiz own gateway.—No
I don’t.
Mnrnd life iz a little game, *in
which the woman, if she izcall.d, iz
allmost sure to have a s'rato Hush.
The things 111 it i knot prove i bo-
leave that one apple iz sour, and
anothsr one swee - , hut i will giv
enny highly ed liknted man a span
ov matched mu' h vli» will tvlI mo
what mak'-s thorn so.
The best thing i ktm ov iz a lust
spr:
ret lu tills county—wo know of nothing th it would
pay them anything IIko u« w«ll, and would recom
mend ilium to drop a postal card at oncu to tho
Fccrless Sifier Compnny, George and Klin streets,
Cincinnati. Ohio, for territory and dvscrlptlvo dr
culars and terms, mentioning our paper.
desire to know more about these pub
lications, to send t• > I). Lothrop Ov
Go., Boston, for an illustrated cata
logue.
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rpho proprietor respectfully auuoiiiices to the cit-
Ueu* oi Ccdartowi amt vicinity, that Ills facili
ties enable hiru to offer extra inducements to pur
chasers of Musical Goods, guaranteeing everything
represented by him to give entire satistacitor..
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ST. NICHOLAS,
Scribners Illustrated Magazine
For Girls and Boys.
An Idkai. Gim.DitKN’s Magazink.
Mess I'd. ScrihiuM' & Go., in 1873,
began the publication of St. Nicho
las. an Illustrated Magazine lor Girls
and Hoys, with Mis. Mary Mapes
Doge as editor. Five years have
passed since the first it umber whs is-
Mted, anil the magazine lots won the
highest position. 4 It has a monthly
circulation of Over 50,000 Gopies.
U is published simulttineously in
Jjomlon aud New York, and the
transatlantic recognition is almost us
general and hearty as tins American.
Although the progress of the mag
azine has been a sternly advance, it
litis not reached its editor’s ideas of
best, because her ideal continually
outruns it, and the magazine as swift
ly follows after.
(HOI) THINGS FOR 1878 0.
Tho arrangements for literary ana
art eontributbn8 for the new volume
the sixth—are—complete, drawing
from already favorite sources, us well
us from promising new ones. Mr.
Frank K. Stockton’s new serial sto
ry for boys,
“A JOYFUL FKU.OW.SUIP,'
Will run through the twelve month
ly parts,— beginning with the num
ber for November, 1878, the lirst ol
the volume,—and will he illustrated
hy James JO Kelly. The story is one
of travel and adventure in Florid
and the Bahamas. For the girls,
continued tale,
“HALF A 1)0% KM* WOUSIKKM'FRfi,
By Katharine D. Smith, with illus
trations hy Frederick Dielmnu, be
gins in,the same number; and a lreah
serial hy Susan |,Gcolidge, entitled
“Eyebright,” with plenty of pictures,
will he. commenced early in the vol
ume. There will also he a continued
fairy-tale called
* “KUMPTY DUDGRT’STOWKRj
Written by Julian Hawthorne, and
illustrated by Alfred Fredericks.
About the other familiar features oT
St. Nicholas, the editor preserves a
good-humored silence, content, per
haps, to let her live volumns already
issued, proliesy concerning the sixth,
in nspect to short stories, pictures,
poems, humor, instructive sketches,
and the luiv and lore of “Jack-in-the-
Pulpit,” the “Very Little Folks” de
partment, and the “Letter..box,” and
‘•Riddle-box.”
Terms,$3.00 ji year; 25 cents a
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publishers should write name, Post-
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All who visit their establishment,
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O'>mml and entertained, t»ut "ill I
have the pleasure of seMn.
the most spacious and attractive
kstores in the country.
rate wife, aud 11.
a sekoinl rate on
Tliuro iz onlv
he sed in favour
make a man for;
next >) st t hing is
•lie tiling that kail
iv iin* Im »ts—they j
t all his o.11• • r sor- '
A Slurp Lawyer Caught.
One of thus* shrewd, sharp and
sarcastic lawyers of that class who
take demoniacal joy and unspeakable
pride in twisting a witness into a
labyrinth of diliculti -.s, had occasion
otne time ago to cross examine a
yntlennn of some little promiu nice.
The sharp Ivwyer manag'd after
much skillful tn men wring,to s > o >n-
fus ' the witn 'Ss th vt the only uu-
lie could obtain to his ipi .'stion
was:
l don’t lecollect.
When the lawyer had this an
swer returned to him a score or so of
times, his patience gave out.
LVI1 me, Mr. J., lie exclaimed, wit i
biting larcasm. do you ever remem
her anything?
f can, was the response.
Gan you carry your memory hack
for twenty years and tell me a singl -
instance that happened then?
Yes. I think I can, returned the
witness who had gained some compos-
rows.
Gitisshun iz t good thing
man to Imv, hut wh"ii he h iz got so
mu toll ov it, tint he i/, atVtle to
0 |*!fcutch a kns inn 11 on, for fei.r it will
bite, ignoraiHe iz what’s the matter
ov him.
Whenever yu cum akmst a man
who distrusts every'ioildy, yu have
found one whom it is sale for every-
buddy to dis rust.
Tlmiv iz 2 things in this world for
wnioli we are never fully prepared
ami that iz —twins.
Tharu aim nothing so cheap az
had spellin, and if it iz sutoh an of
element suckoess az sum shrewd
kriticks Imv tliskovered. they owe it
to their airs, and assincss, to adopt
it ut once, and hokum ritoli and
The world all praze the philoso
ptuT.s, hut toss their pennys into the
caps ov ilie monkeys.
It iz allwus safe to follow the re
ligious hcleal'that our .vfother taught
ua—tliaiv never waz a Mother yet
who taught her child to he an inti-
ltd.
How kail yu expekt to lind two
people in this world who tire alike
when yu kant even find one who iz
ilike half the time?
“Mr. James Ram has written a
treatise on the “Phillosophy of War.’
Rum will make a good butt for the
cities.
Ah! exclaimed the lawyer, gleeful
ly rubbing his hands in orthordox
legal fashion. Now that is consoling.
What is this instance which you re
member so well?
Well, sir, I remember that twenty
years ago, when you were admitted
to the bar, your father came to me t.-»
borrow thirty dollars to buy you a
suit of good clothes that you might
make a presentable appearance at
commencement, and I have a dis
tinct recollection that your father
never paid that thirty dollars hack to
to me.
Confusion changed hands at this
point of tue proceedings, and the
lawyer dismissed the witness with
out more ado.
Rising Fawn, Ua., June 2Lst, 1877
Dr. Harter, Dear Sir:
I desire to thank you for the great
benefit I have derived from the use
of Dr. Harter’s Fever and Ague
Specific; it cured mi after every
thing else had failed. I had Billio* s
Fever, nothing did me any good till
I used your incomparable remedy.
For sale bv all Druggists.
E. K. KETHERSIDE.
Dec.5*2t
A Dog Sto ry.
A Panama paper tells the follow
ing story of canine segaoity;
When the dog wishes to cross the
river where alligators abound, lie
goes up tho ntreain a great way and
harks with all his might. The al
ligators go there and wait his get
ting in to cross. The dog knows
what he is about. When he sees
from the number of sn »uts above wa
ter t hat his enemies have all gathered
to the feast, he runs d >wu the hank
as last as he can and swims across
before tiie alligators are aware of the
trick that has been played upon
them.
“Marin, I’m almost discoursed.
How many times have T told von
not to say tutor, hut pertul.T?*’
It is stated on good authority that
a teaspoon of Cayenne pepper mixed
in a quart of oil, and rubbing the
harness with the oil, will effectually
protect it against the gnawing of rats.
It is also said that an ounce of aloes
to one gallon of oil will afford the
same protection. Our remedy here
tofore has been, and we have never
known it to fail, to hang the harness
up so that no rats can molest them.
But us some people are careless in
this respect, the red pepper and the
aloes and oil remedy had better be
adopted.—Ex.
TOM POTTER’S SII00TINU.
'They had been talking about, the
remarkable peiTorinanc*s of Dr Car
ver, the marksman, who shoots,
with a rille, glass halls which are sent
into the aims last as a man can
throw them. Presently, Abner Hy
ing, who was sitting by, said :
“That’s nuthing.”
“What is nothing ?”
“Why, that shooting. Did you
ever know Tom Pottor ?”
“No.”
“Well, Potter was the best bund
with a rille 1 ever saw; heat this man
Carver all hollow. I'll tell you what
I’ve seen this man Potter do. You
knot.*, maybe, along there in tiu
cherry seas m, Mrs, Potter would
want to preserve some cherries; so
Tom would pick ’em for her, and
how do you think he’d stone ’em ?”
“Why, li.Al till his gnu with bird-
shot, an i get a hoy to drop hall a
bushel ol cherries at one time from
the roof of the house. As they
came down he’d fire, and take the
&tonea clean out of every cherry in
the lot! It’s a positive fact! He
might occasionally mies one, hut not
often. But he did bigger shooting
than that when lie wanted to.”
“What tlitl he do?”
“Why, Jim Miller—slid von know
him? No? Well, Tom nude a bet
once with Jim that he could shoot
the buttons off of- his own coat-tail
hy aiming in the opposite direction,
and dim took him up.”
“Did he do it?”
“Do it! lie fixed himself in posi
tion, and aimed at a tree in front of
him. Tut* bull hit the tree, caromed,
ir.l tin* corner ol a house, caromed,
struck a lamp-post, caromed, and
! Il-w behind Tom, and nipped the
j button nil as slick as a whistle. You
bet he d d it!”
"That was line shooting.”
.‘Yu.., hut I’ve seen Tom Potter
heat it. I’ve seen him stand under a
(lock of wild pigeons, billions of
them coming like the wind, and kill
’em so fast that the front of the Hook
never passed a given line, hut turned
over and fell down, so that it looked
like a kind of a brown and leathery
Niagara. Tom did it hy having
twenty-three breech-loading rifles
ami a hoy to load 'em. lie always
iliot %itli that kind.”
“You say you saw him do this
sort of shooting?”
“Yes, sir; and better than that,
too. Why, I’ll tell you what I've
Tom Putter do. I saw him
once set up an India-rubber target at
JU0 feet, and hit the bull’s-eye twen
ty-seven times a minute with the
hall! He would hit. the target,
the hall would bounce hack right in
to the rille-baruel just as Torn had
clapped in a fresh charge of powder,
and so he kept her u-going^mckwurd
aud forward, backward and forward,
until at last lie happened to move hie
and the bullet missed the muz
zle of the barrel. It was the biggest
tiling 1 ever saw; the very biggest—
except one.”
“Whut was that?”
“Why, one day I was out with him
when he was practicing, and it came 80n *
on to rain. Tom didn’t want to get
wet, and we had no umbrella, and
what do you think he did?”
“What?”
“Now, what do you think that
nun did to keep dry?”
“1 can’t imagine.”
“Well, sir, he got me to load his
weapons for him, and 1 pledge you
my word, although it began to rain
lurd, he hit every drop that came
down, so that the ground for about
eight feet around us was dry as punk.
It was beautiful, sir—beautiful!”
And then the company rose up
slowly and passed out, one by one,
each man eyeing Abner and looking
solemn as lie went by; and when they
had gone, Abner looked quecrly for
a moment, and said to me:
“There’s nothing 1 hate so much
as a liar. Give me a man who is the
friend of the solid truth and I’ll tie
to him.”
ALL SORTS.
A matter of taste—Tipping.
Areal helpmeet—-The carve.
Openings for dentists --Mouths.
A had thing t«> keep—!atu hours.
RlILEs OK co\Dl <
t r exitgg* i . .
< r point '.«> i
Y peer without ;
■ 1 -Simla
-Don’t
The Hr t duty
i;et to cross it.
It is a wise man who knows his
own umbrella.
A friend of education—The free-
knowledgeist.
The first, hush created is. of course,
the elder-hush.
A man behind the age should he
red on ketchup.
A good place for chiropodists—
Among Corn isli men.
Persons of abandoned Imhits—
Dealers i:i old clothe
Eve’s last words on leaving Para
dise were "I don’t care, Adam.”
Most of the poetry mills are now
running full time on winter styles.
The only man who is allowed hy
the public to put. on airs is a drum
major.
Who lirst wore stockings?—llose-a
I'j.r. Noah, wrong again; Eve
Adam.
Did it ever occur t>> you that u
' betray a
■ wantonly
• leave In
• neglect
Ne
Neve
Neve
Neve
Words.
Neve
friends.
Never laugh at the m
others.
N-'Vi-Rivi. p.- '-.i --
not fulfill.
Never sen l a pre*uiM,
‘•tie in return.
Never speak inn-•.
performances.
Never fail to he pun
time appointed.
Never make yourse!
your own story.
Never pick 11«• tee' h
nails in comps
I Never fail t
to a civil question.
Never question a sr*. vant
] about family nutters.
Never present a gilt r. w mg
j is of no use to yourself,
i Never read letters which \
j lind addressed to other.*-.
Never fail, it :
, polite to
gymnast wears spring and lull (doth- j nvi | MI , ( | p,,|n 0 | ( ',
ing nt the same time?
When a is locomotive discomforted? !
When it bucks down.
A young man lull in love with a :
female bartender iust before he ml- 1
mired her ryes.
Hejjwhu smiles at another’s mis
take forgets l is own ignorance. ,
The nun who patronizes a second- j
hand clothing*store is never troubled
with fi s.
Sumo men lie abed just-as easy as j
they tell the truth when they are |
wide awake.
" Take away women,” asks a wri ;
ter, “and what, would follow?” 'L’lmt’.s |
easy. The men.
Ann Knox advertises for a bus-]
Imml. Whoever saw anybody who
would marry Ann Knox?
No wonder the climate didn’t agree
with him, when none of his acquain
tances ever could.
Never call attenti
r form of any one
Never reler to n g’
r a favor you have
l to (
The following lin-
to have been written hy an
was insane, for e> •uiin
man could dream a thin*
able:
Ami smiles were run-; i each cj
As tlu-y ItnmlI over rim star.pa
They yelled, ‘lurW- that lot hi
A Remarkable Result.
11 makes no difference in*w
physicians, or how mm., n
you have tried, it m • an
lislu'd fact that Germir S. •
only remedy wiu-h kn im.
plete satis
While the English drum heat, is: Lung Diseases. It
heard all around the world, the dead | yet thousands of p
heat is seen everywlt
When is a man part of a fishing-
tackel? When lie’s afloat.
The National I fen convention will !
mil L-
Dr-
predisposed to
Affections, Goihiu
rliages, Asthma, .S'Vcri Goinss*
on the Breast, Pneumonia, Who
probably he held next season at- f’Jflff] ing Gough, &(•., who have no
Harbor. J sonul knowledge of Boscltve’a
B >gga says the times are so dull j man Syrup. To such we vonU
that is diflicnlt for him to collect j that 50,000 dozen were sold last
even his ideas.
A dandy on shore is disgusting
to in tiny people, hut a swell on the
sea sickens everybody.
When is the best time to buy cider?
When it is not very clear, us it will
then settle for itself.
The umbrella was invented dur
ing David’s rain. It wasseccessfully
used as a parry-Saul.
A smart woman suggests to ua
that what is needed in our public
schools are principals, not men.
The slipper and pen-wiper manu
facture now grows brisk, with the
approach of the donation party seu-
Thc Koosac tunnel is said to he
extremely jealous of Kearney. Un
til Dennis’ appearance, the II. T.
was considered the biggest bore
the cor n try.
When “grim visuged war hud “The rich,’ said the Jew, eat “veil-
smoothed his wrinkled front,” did he ison because it isluleer. I eat mutton
iron out his shirt bosom? > because it ish sheep.”
IIow to make a newspaper reader
stand on his, or her hcad:/u.\\op ud-
ejpo d uitif.tvdqs A’ou.t ,jj;uv
He that runs may read—a great
many tilings concerning his diame
ter, especially if he runs for an of
flee.
“Here is your writ of attachment,’
said a town clerk, as he handed a lov-
a marriage certificate.
In some sentimental verses in a
country newspaper, the wri tier de
fines tears as “the juice of sadness.’
“Nothing lmt leaves,’ said Eve,
pleasantly, when Adam praised the
taste shown in her new polonaise.
Nothing casts a man down more
than to have his last match go out
especially after he has bitten the end
off his cigar.
The miser who hoarded his money
in a vase said he did it because he
believed in the saying, “Urn your
money hofore'you spendjt.”
What a blow it must he to a boy’s
faith in arithmatic when he first dis
covers that it lakes the contents of
five quart bottles to make a gallon*
Women will not hold offices in the
Episcopal Church hereafter, us they
must be twenty-five years old before
they are allowed to do so,
without one complaint,
tives try just one hottl
size 75 cents. .Sold
Allen.
Co'.sun
Regt.’i
tir u 1 for 1
nation and Organs at l actot j
(SRAM) 1 NTRODUt HUN Ma Lit, (“
nieucing Nov. 1. 1.000 Mitgui!ion- , >:
Instruments from best makers to be
placed, for introduction and adver
tisement, in Southern homed at-
An f. nts Wholes ale Rates. Ele
gant 7 Oct. I'ia.sos only
Magnificent Square Grands, eat:u
logm« prices $1000 only $250 j
some 0 Stoi* Groans, $57; 13
$71; Mirror Tops, 13 Stops, $80
lioicc instruments at lowest p. ■
rer known. 0 years written guar
antee. 15 days test trial. Write
for Introduction Sale ciycular. Ad
dress Ludden & Bates’ Southern
Music House, Savannah, (fa. i ii
Great Wholesale l’itino and Organ
Depot of the South. Nov21-3t
I A N I,'-
S!-p.
Have You the Kttckeje?
It is a well established Im:- ....
T Oder's Buckeye l’ile Ointment will
cure, if used according to directions.
The /Esenins ilippocasiauuni, or
Horse Chestnut,commonly knowi rs
the Buckeye, has been highly esna ti
ed for many years, owing to the find,
that't possesses virtues, lying in 'he
bitter principle called Esculin, which
can he utilized lor the cure of Piles.
If affected with that teirible disease,
use Tattlers Buckeye Pile Ointment,
and he relieved. Price 50 cents. For
Sale by Bradford & Allen.
Oct-3eovrl r
ItEMOYAL.
For the want of room to accommo
date my large aud increasing trade, i
will move to the house formerly oc
cupied by the Bank of Rome, (one
door*below Mr Peters’) about the
first of July, where I hope to meet
all my old customers and* many new
ones. Mrs. T. B. Williams.
juue 20 tf Rome, Ga.
A. J. Young, lor pure Liquors
hrT be beAt. You all know it.