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CEDARTOWN RECORD.
W. S. D. WIKLE & 00.. Proorietors.
CEDARTOWN, GEORGIA, FRIDAY, APRIL 27, 1877.
VOL. III. NO. 44.
TilE STATE OF TltiDK.
This shows an excess of twenty mil
lions a month of exports over imports, in
poods alone, sinco June, ami of over
uineteeu millions in goods and specie
combined. It is scarcely to be expected
that this rate of excess will continue,
but if it should, the year’s trade would
result in a balance of $240,000,000 in
favor of this country. This is certainly
a most extraordinary showing, and none
the less whether it is interpreted ns an
evidence of poverty or of prosperity; the
$180,000,000 of export excess for the
year ending with 1870 will probably be
not far from $200,000,000 for the fiscal
year ending with June next. The specie
movement alsohad turned in this direc
tion, and this fact may comfort those
who cherish the idea that sufficient
HjH'cio to pay the government notes can
be accumulated without any withdrawal
of bank notes. The production of the
precious metals, by Dr. Lindcman’s fig
ures, was $85,350,000 during the fiscal
year last completed, and $1,050,031,871)
sinco June 1859. During the same
period the total export of both domestic
and foreign was $1,189,087,S5Q, and the
total im|K)rt $283,517,G02, leaving ns net
export $900,100,981—nn annual average
of about $53,100,000. The production
for that period in excess of the net ex
ports, therefore, was $150,401,035. Al
lowing for use in manufactures the in
crease in stock on hand during that time
was about $05,000,000, and of this the
addition during the last year was, say,
$10,000,000. The tables show that the
product during the last seven months
has been kept at home, and that there
1ms been a net import of more than $5,.
000,000 besides, against a net [export of
$14,000,000 during tho previous year,
and $38,000,000 during 1874-5. The in
crease in the excess of imjKirts of groods
is $101,344,115 during the seven months,
as compared with 1875-0, and there iH a
change of $19,450,489 in the specie move
ment, making a total change of $120,-
800,004 in tho combined movement, and
an increase of $81,857,025 in the next
excess of exports over imports. If the
product of gold and silver he taken ns
$7,000,000 a month, tho stock in the
country must have been increased over
$50,000,000 sinco Inst June.—N. Y.
Times
HO BE OS.
No. 11 ml henrl, we’ll hot rsitiplnln,
Tliniiult the wIiuIn nrn hlriik niul days n
Sometime tho mow will molt uwMjr,
Sometime tho spring's fnlr blossoms hto
Think how we have borne tho winter nlr,
Tho cutting blast*, tho chilling ruin ;
come In rouglnvt |»alli.\
been in vnin ?
linn osr long toiling I
Though loo Ison tho lonllons I wig*,
Though tho withered grass shrinks to tho ground,
Sometimes fresh life will rise nud say—
" Behold ! I am no longer hound."
l.lko pallid ghost ol last year’s (lowers |
The "now-drop will Its winding sheet
Out off; frail messenger from out tho throng
Of those who mine with tardier foot.
Oh heart! we have our winter long,
Our promised houghs of fruit nre bare;
Long under gray and cloud v skies
Our leaven have drifted In tho nlr.
»liiiv. .rlMliTmuWr'lolili
Have hidden tho distance nil nwny.
But, if lo nature there cornea a lime
When nil life's current rise nud till,
Her sluggish V - — * *
Her Icndcm
i with freshened strength,
When songs of bird and tints of flowers
I Milt niul bloom throughout n world
I'liat was so stricken ; flaunt in nlr
Her glorious banners nil unfurled.
Perhaps, poor heart, our spring may come,
Our deadened life may feel tho thrill
If loftier aims, of tender trusts ;
Oroen leaves may toss upon our brnnehon still.
Thy falrent lilies yet may bio
1* rout ground that lies lamenth tho a
A NX A UK STOItY.
“ Beware of pickpockets! ” repeated a
benevolent old gentleman a* he glanced
at a placard posted in tho car in which
ho was riding. “ Dear mo, how Had that
such a warning should bo necessary in a
Christian Innd 1 ”
“ Yes, sir,” said tho young man next
to him, “ but it’s best to bo careful, for
there may be pickpockets in this very
car. I know all about that, sir. I’ve
been rescued from the lowest depths. 1
was a pickpocket once, sir.”
“ Dear mo 1 ” said the old gentleman,
starting.
“ I’m a respectable person now. Yes,
sir, I’m very respectable; ask anybody
about Jim Tilks and they’ll tell you
that; but I was brought up » thief. I
was bom among thieves, and fcok to the
trade naturally, and I used to pick
pockets when I was ten years old. You
needn’t look at yours, if you please, sir.
I’ve been converted since, and go to
meeting regular. You could trust me
with untold gold now.
•‘Hut as I saitl, I was a thief, and I
might have lieen one yet if it hadn’t
been for what happened at Ilickady
station, where 1 was sitting waiting for
any old lady’s reticule, or any forgetful
Three young girls were minding
Iloek of sheep, a few days ago, .it Vergt, I person’s parcel, or even an umbrella, or
(I lordogne), when a large wolf suddenly j a pocket-handkerchief, as might l>e
appeared, and, separating some of tlx
sheep, drove them l>efore it. Tho cries
of the girlH irritated it, and, passing near
one of them, Marie 8., it flew at her,
dropped by chance. For folks that’s
anxious about gettin’ on the right train
at the right time, and nobody to do any
thing but snub ’em, which is what the
nothing; for hero wero tho jhiBco after
me ; at least, a big arm went around my
waist, all of a sudden like; and when I
jerked it only held mo closer; and what
was that—another arm ?
“ Well, sir, I thought 1 should just
give up that minute, for there and then
1 knew what was twisting about mo was
something worso than even a policeman’s
arm to such ns I was then.
“It was a snake—a great snake—tho
kind they put in menageries. Boa-con
strictor—yes, sir—that was the kind—a
boa-constrictor; and now 1 remembered
the face of tho gentleman who had the
basket—ho was tho menagerie man. I’d
stolen a basket with a snake in it, and it
had slipped out when I opened the cover,
and now it had me.
“Tight, sir, was no word. It was
twisted around me until I had very little
breath left, but with what I did hnvo I
set up a yell. Would you believe it,
sir, tho first person that heard me was
that menagoric man ; ho was looking for
his snako, I suppose,
“‘Bless my heart,” says he, when he
saw me—‘bless my heart. Well, tho
biter bit, if ever it happened. You Htole
tho basket, my friend, and out of it came
the thief-catcher. Now keep still; don’t
move for your life. There’s just one
chance for you.’
“ Says I; ‘ Hurry, please, sir; I’in a
chokin’.’
“ Ho did hurry. Ho look a bottle out
of his pocket, and out of another he took
a kind of folding cup, and opened it out.
Then he poured something from the bot
tle into the cup.
“ ‘Milk,’ says lie ; ‘it may tempt him
away; if not, say your prayers, friend ;’
anti I tell you tiiat was an anxious mo
ment for mo.
“[At first I thought ho had dono for
me, for tho snake only seemed to twist
tighter ; but in a minute tho head poked
out towards the cup and I felt him drop
off, and saw him [coiled about tho milk-
cup. I didn’t wait to boo him feed. I
went.
“ But it was a lesson for me. It put
an end to my course of wickedness. Tills
is my station, sir. Good-afternoon.
There isn’t a more respccttiole or moro
honest young man than 1 am living now.
Good-afternoon.”
Then he was oft’.
“ It’s n very curious story,” Haiti tho
>ld gentleman—“very. But he’s evi
dently a very conscientious young man
now.”
Ho put his hand in his pocket for his
pocket-handkerchief. It was gone—so
was his purse. They had gone with tho
conscientious young man.
knocked her down, and tore Iter savagely. ! officials are apparently paid lo do, ain’t
Hcrche«k and upper lip were sadly in- I as careful of their portable property as
jured. However, the dogs attacked tin
animal and released the girl. The cries
and harking attracted the attention of a
man named Moreau, aged fifty, who had
formerly been a Soldier, and who, with
his daughter, a girl of eighteen, was en
gaged in cutting wood, lie came out of
the thicket to see what was the matter,
and found himself face to face with the
wolf, which immediately sprang at his
throat. He had no weapon, so he clasped
the animal around the body, and they
both fell together, rolling over each
other. After a protracted struggle Mo
reau managed to get'the beast beneath
him and hold it firmly by the throat.
He then shouted to his daughter, who
came and dispatched the wolf with
blows from a pickaxe. Moreau was much
exhausted by the fight, but fortunately
escaped with only a wound on the left
hand. The animal was found to measure
a metre and a half from the nose to the
end of the tail.
A DEBTOR USD Ell THE TABLE.
they would be otherwise. When I was
a wicked sinner, I used to take advan
tage of that, you know. You couldn’t
bribe me to do it now—oh, no.
“ But as I said, I was a-lounging about
there, and in came a gentleman with a
long basket. It was the curiusest bas
ket I ever saw. Had two handles and a
padlock. Never saw such a basket.
There w.th a cord about it, too. He put
it down in the corner as he looked for
his pocket-book, and he spoke to a gen
tleman who was standing near, and
seemed to know him.
“‘Got it,’ he saidj ‘and it’s cost me
enough, I can tell you, but I wanted it
for the collection; couldn’t do without
it. So proud of it I brought it along
myself. Whew ! five minutes only, and
I haven’t my ticket,’ and he rushed
toward the office.
“ That other man looks at the basket
a minute, and then walked away, and
that was my time. I crept up to the
basket (and took it up and walked away
in another direction. Nobody noticed
Massachusetts people claim to have I me - I didn’t run, of course. I just
the laugh on a manufacturer in that! went out of the station and down under
state who has conscientious scruples j ^ ie ^ees, un, I what I meant to do was to
against paying his bills. A lady creditor I take the valuables out of the basket and
of long standing called at his office the 1 leave it there.
other clay, and then, not finding him at , ** I’d made up my mind that it was
tho house, she was referred back to the something very valuable, hut what it
office, and arrived the second time just, could be I couldn’t guess. I took off
in season to see the feet of the owner I the cord first, and then I took the key
vanishing under the table. “ I’ve seen ! that hung beside the padlock and un-
CEREURA L LOCA LIE A TION.
Tho question as to how far tho brain
exercises an influence on tho motions of
animals has been engaging scientific mon
for years. Dr. Broca was among the
first to investigate the subject; ho proved
that when a man was deprived of tho
faculty of speech by a stroko of apo
plexy, there invarialdy existed a lesion
at tho very same Hpot in tho brain, vir..,
in tho anterior region, and on the pos
terior side of the third frontal circum
volution to the loft. Hence the con
clusion that this was tho seat of tho
faculty of speech in man, and thus one
was led to concoivo a special place for
every intellectual action. Fritz, Hitzig,
Ferrier, Carville, and Du ret, tho most
prominent among those who have treated
the question, operate as follows: They
take off pnnl of tho skull of a dog, then
apply eloetric wires to different parts of
the brain thus laid bare, and watch the
motions produced. Certain points cause
none, so that it 1h not tho whole brain
that acts on tho muscular system, but
only special points. Ferrier operated
on monkeys in the presence of tho Lon
don Royal Society. According as he
touched various parts of the cerebrum,
the ape would shako his list at the pub
lic, raiso or stretch a leg, or cut faces.
It was shown that in tho monkey the
center of motion of the tongue answered
exactly to that to which the faculty of
speech pertains in man. From all this
it follows that the surgeon may now
know precisely tho point of tho skull at
which to apply tho trepan. Thus, not
long ago, a man was brought into the
hospital St. Ansolno. Ho had received
a blow on the loft temple, and, on coming
to himself again, could only Hpeak with
difficulty, and then ho would call a fork
an umbrella, a lamp a hat, and so on.
Moreover, his right arm was half par
alyzed. The surgeon at once know what
ho had to do; ho applied tho trepan to
tho proper spot, and hit upon a piece of
bono tin# com pressed, tho brain. This
splinter was removed, and tho patient at
once recovered tho use of his right arm.
A few days later his tongue was freed
from all impediment, and ho left tho
hospital perfectly cured.—Chilignanih
Messenger.
a part of you, and you’d better come
out!” was her remark. He came and
paid part of the $5 due, but said he
wasn’t able to pay it all that day. Peo
ple who ^have called there on sigiilar
errands, after seeing him through the
window have often wondered just how
he could disappear so rapidly.
.. A coroner's jury in Arkansas found
“ that the deceased, who was a bachelor,
died by his own hand, being moved
thereto by the discovery that his hair had
grown so thin that he could no longer
lioid a pen behind his ear.”
locked that, and lifted up the cover a
little. Just then there was a noise, and
I turned my head.
“ When I found it was nothing to be
afraid of, I turned back and opened the
cover wider and peeped in; but there
was nothing there; the basket was empty
—not a thing in it.
“‘Why, gracious me!’ says 1; only
not in them words—I was a wicked sin
ner then—‘what does this mean? An
empty basket! And what did he mean
\ talking of its being valuable ?’ And
t*iere was I, running a risk for nothing.
Kouben Weldon, of Harrison township,
in company with Miss Molda Groves,
the daughter of Samuel Groves, went on
horseback last Thursday to Elder Pfis-
ter’H, of Monroe township, to have a
marriage ceremony performed. Mr. Blis
ter was not at home, and although the
roads were very bad, the couple went
from there to Squire Eb.Weldon’sJhouse.
’Squire Weldon was also absent from
home, hut the young couple, nothing
daunted, concluded to go to ’Squire
Jackson Bennett’s. Unfortunately,how
ever, ’Squire Bennett was also gone
away from home. Night was fast ap
proaching, and Weldon was still a bach
elor—but he was not discouraged. He
told Miss Groves that he knew a justice
four miles south of Breckenridge, in
Caldwell county, who ’’was always at
home. The wearied horses were turned
in that direction, but, alas ! for human
hopefl. They found that tho justice had
removed from tho neighborhood. But
by this time they had become used to
discouragements, and each additional
obstacle only added fire to their zeal.
They started for Gomcr station, on the
Hannibal and St. Joseph railroad, re
solved to go to St. Joseph that night to
be married. At Gomer they found
obliging official, who, in brief time, pro
nounced them husband and wife, and
although they had then traveled over
thirty miles since twelve o’clock, over
some of the muddiest., roughest and most
disagreeable roads, they rode home,
about six miles, one of the happiest
couples in the world.— (jnllalin North
Missourian.
. .The course of none has been along
so beaten a road that they remember not
fondly some resting places in their jour
neys, some turns in their paths which
lovely prospects broke in upon them,
some soft plats of green, refreshing to
their weary feet. Confiding love, gene
rous friendship, disinterested humanity,
require no recondite learning, no high im-
o agination, to enable an honest heart to
A risk. Why, I was done for, for | appreciate and feel them.—Talfonrd,
THE DEAR SEA OF AMERICA,
There nre no fishes in tho Great Salt
lake. The only living thing beneath its
waters is a worm about a quarter of nn
inch long. This worm shows up beauti
fully under tho lens of a microscope-
When a storm arises, tho worms arc
driven ashore by the thousands and de
voured by the black gulls. We found a
pure stream pouring into the lake. It
was filled with chubs and shiners. The
fish became frightened, and were driven
down the brook into tne briny lake. The
instant they touched its waters they
oamc to the surface, belly upward, and
died without a gasp. The water is re
markably buoyant. Eggs and potatoes
float on it like corks. Air. Hood and
myself stripped [and went in swimming.
I dived into the lake from a long pier,
which had been built for tho use of a
small steamboat that formerly plied upon
the waters. The sensation was novel.
Tho water was so salty that my eyes and
ears began to smart, hut ho buoyaui that
I found no difficulty in floating, even
when tho air was exhausted in my lungs.
As I. struck out for tho beach I felt as
light as a feather. In spite of all that I
could do my head would fly out of tho
water. The lightness of the water and
surging of the waves forced my feet
from under me. A person who could not
swim might be easily drowned in five
feet of water. His head would go down
like a lump of lead, while his feet would
fly up like a pair of ducks. The water
is as clear as Seneca lake—so clear that
the bottom could be seen at a depth of
feet. When we reached the
shorecrawled out upon the sand in
the light of the sun, our bodies were
thickly covered with salt. We were
compelled to go to the small stream from
which we had driven the chubs and
shiners, and wash off in fresh water be
fore we could put on our clothes. Our
hair was filled with grains of salt that
could not be washed out. The Mormons
occasionally visit the lake in droves for
the purpose of bathing. Many say their
health is improved by leaving the salt
upon their bodies and dressing without
wiping themselves.
..An old bachelor was courting
widow, and both sought the aid of art to
give their fading hair a darker shade.
“ That’s going to be an affectionate
couple,” said a wag. “ How so ?” asked
a friend. “Why, don’t you see that
they are dye-ing for each other already ?”
was the reply.
We don’t wish to say much about it,
but oven a skirmish with an editor must
be written up. After reading our article
last week, Dr. Bontly camo and inter
viewed us. He brought a few friends
along to seo him cat us up, with his
hands tied Iwhiml him. Ho did not like
tho reading of our last article, and we
don’t blame him, for there wero a few
sayings in it which wero a little severo.
But ho locked nrms with us, and we
waltzed around tho room with him to
tho tune of high words, and to tho in
finite delight of tho spectators. His
hands wero not tied very tight, cither.
There wore numerous chairs and other
furniture in tho room which wero speedily
demolished and put out of tho way. Tho
doctor got frantic and kicked over a two-
gallon jug of ink, which of course wo
didn’t like, because it was new ink, and
besides it spoiled the looks of tho floor.
Wo took the doctor for a sponge and
mopped tho ink up as quickly as possible.
That’s what made the doctor mad. Ho
then shoved over a chair and we rolled
around for a while, and then we began
to feel like fight, and wo don’t doubt hut
what wo would have hud a quarrel very
soon hut tho doctor suddenly concluded
ho didn’t care whothcr wo took back
what wo said or not, and as thero was
not any proBpcct of our taking it back
ri^lit oft’, ho concluded to quit just ns we
had got ready to begin. After tho whole
affair was over wo felt sorry that it had
begun, but as it was noho of our insti-
;ating wo could not help it.—Rush City
Minn.) Post.
A RAT IN A BUSTLE,
But for tho pluck of a young and
pretty woman tho other morning thero
would hnvo been an exciting scone in a
local train on one of our railroads.
Tho blustery condition of tho morning
mndo people don thoii clothing with
unusual degreo of alacrity. Tho young
lady referred to took the train, and
having settled horsclf in a seat com
menced to reviow a hastily-mado toilet.
Feeling something move behind her
sho gave an indignant look at tho young
man who occupied tho soat with her,
supposing that he had placed his hand
upon tho ground sacred to the latest
stylo of hustle. A crawling sensation
juickly convinced her that something
other than a human hand was threading
the mysterious mazes of the garments
beneath her red petticoat.
Sho followed the object with her hand
until it made a semi circle around iicr
body, and then seized it. Had tho young
man dartd ho would have assisted her,
but those striped stockings, that had
just cost seventy-five cents, were not to
be profaned by a man’s rude touch.
Palo as death, the young lady whispered
to him to raise tho window quickly.
He did so, and supposing that she might
have eaten something for her breakfast
that did not agree with her, instantly
hopped out of the seat. Scarcely had he
done so, when, with her other hand, she
drew forth a huge rat and slung him
into the middle of next July. The ani
mal had probably got into the bustle as
a roosting place in the early hours of a
very cold morning.
American Competition with Eng
land.—A correspondent of the Paris
Sieclc, writing from that city, takes a
sanguine view of the probability of the
cotton manufactures of the United States
being ahlo to drive Lanchashire goods
out of the markets of North and South
America. During 1870, he snys, 9,000,
000 spindles in the stato have spun 000,
000,000 pounds of cotton. England,
with 39,000,000 spindles, has spun 1,300,
000,000 pounds of cotton. According to
this the American spindles have worked
up proportionately twice as much cotton
as the English. The American ma
chines, Hays this writer, are better than
the English, labor is now as cheap in the
states as in Great Britain, and capital
as easily obtained.
TltVTHS A NO 1H1FLE8.
..A paper in England called tho
Truth teller, has been sued for lying.
A slow match—A ten-year engage
ment.
Why is a had horse liko a |>oor
play? Bccauso it can’t run and won’t
draw.
It is Haiti that hrickmakors nro not
long-lived. Tholrs is such a kiln busi
ness.
. .One of tho most popular hoods for
conversation among tho Indies is usually
their neighborhood.
..What class of workmen are always
on a strike, no matter what their wages
are? Blacksmiths.
A Long Island hoy, when his mother
was castigating him the other day
with tho flat sido of a picket, expressed
a wish to go behind tho returning
board.
A fashion reporter says: “Red
shawls are to take tho precedence thissea-
son. We wonder what will bo tho first
thing after them ?” We think it will bo
tho young men.
Dear me l” oxclaimod a rheumatic
old man, annoyed by an untimely snow
storm. “I hope that when I dloTll .go
whore thoro’ll bo no snow.” “ Well, I
presume fou will,” quietly responded
his aged wlfo.
“Do you see that man over thero?’
said a tall Vermonter to a stranger.
“ Ho is the best specimen of tho ‘survival
of tho fittest’ on all this earth, ’cause,
you see, bo’s had moro fits than|any other
man, and yet survives.”
A biographical sketch of Roliespierro,
which lately appeared in nn English pa
per, concludes in tho following manner:
“Thisextraordinary man loft no chil
dren behind him oxcopt his brother, who
was killed at tho same time.”
.. A Spaniard and au American wore
rccontly dining together in Now Orloans.
The former in passing a dish of brains to
tho latter said,' ^tyhat yoh lack.'” Tho
American, offering tho Spaniard a plate
of tonguo, answered, “ What you have a
surplus of.”
A facetious editor says: “ You can
always tell whether a buzz saw is going
not by simply feeling of it, but it gen
erally takes about as long to find tho
ends of your fingers as it would to have
gone and asked tho foreman of tho shop
if tho thing was in motion.”
.. An aged man said : “ If husbands
only had any sense, thoy’d never have
any trouble with disobedient wives. I
did, an’ I’ve been married nigh on to
fifty years.” “What is your secret?”
asked a friend. “ Why, I always tell
my wife to do just as she pleases, an’ she
never fails to do it/’
.. “ You see, you young folks,” Bald old
Uncle Jehus, “just you hearken to mo
and listen good. Marriage begins with
courting and sometimes ends with court
ing ; the first being proceedings in court
ship and ending with tho parson, and
the second being proceedings in tho
court-house and ending with the sheriff.”
..Tiddy Lavender: “ Weally, now,
dadn’t I bottaw—haw—seo you ’cwoss
the common ! No ? You’re not afwaid
of donkeys?” Lady friend: “Thanks,
no, not at all; though of course I’m
quite too awfully glad to get rid of
them.” Tuldy, (twenty minutes after
reflection) : “ Now—haw—what the
dooce did she mean by that?”
.. A commercial traveler, by mistake,
liandcd a merchant, tip«n whom he had/
called, a portrait of his betrothed instead
of his business card, saying that he repre
sented that establishment,. The mer
chant examined it carefully, 1’cmarked
that it was a fine establishment, and re
turned it to the astonished and blushing
traveler, saying: “I hope that you will
soon be admitted into partnership.”
Prince Nikita, of Montenegro, has
declined to command the Bosnian insur
gents out of a kindly consideration for
Austria. Austria’s situation with refer
ence to the Russo-Turkish question is by
no means an exhilarating one. Her
provinces along r the Bosnian border,
Croatia and Sclavonia, are brimful of
Sclaves, ready at any favorable opportu
nity to rush out and help their brethren.
Should the prince of Montenegro become
the responsible head of a general revolt
Austrian subjects would soon he fight
ing against the porte, thus placing the
government in the position of an aider
and abetter of the Sclavic revolt.
Guns in the British Navy.—Ac
cording to the testimony of Major-Gen
eral Campbell there are tho following
number of guns in the British navy:
Five hundred and seventy-eight 7-inch
guns of Gi tons each ; 140 7-inch guns of
7 tons each; 138 8-inch guns; 038 of 9
tons; 330 10-inch guns; 20 11-Inch guns;
21 12-inch guns of 25 tons'each; 15
12-inch guns of 35 Ions each ; 12 of 33
tons each ; 2 13-inch guns ol 25 Ions
each; 1 10-incli gun of 81 tons. Four
more of these 81-ton guns are nearly com
pleted.
Obstinate minds must surrender and
admit, that the wonderful cure of Cougnr.
Colds and Bronchitis, effected by Dr. J. H.
McLean’s Cough and Lung Healing Glob
ules. This new way, new principle, produc
ing a gas, going direct to the affected parts,
is the only remedy. Trial Boxes 2.1c. by
mail. Dr. J. IJ. .McLean, 314 Chestnut St.,
St. Louis.