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About Rockdale register. (Conyers, Ga.) 1874-1877 | View Entire Issue (Feb. 1, 1877)
the registrr. . ra ; Fritz's Troubles. Frit* Its* more trouble with hit nei-h bor, say* Carl Pretwl’i National Weekly This time he dertennined to appeal to the majesty of the law, end accordingly consn ted a legal gentleman. ‘Mow vas dose tings?' he said, and ell a vallaru's got a garden, mid der wider failure's pot some cluckens * - a‘ em up. Don't ton got tome law tor dot V •Someone's chickens have been des troying joor gsiden ?’ asked the law. jrer. ‘Straw in mine garden? Nme. it was vegetables.' •And Uie chicken* committed depred* lions on them.' •j.h dot so ?' naked Vrit* in astonish ment. •And yon want to sue him for dama ges? continued the lawyer. ‘Ye*, Goit <or tamages, nud der gahhagos. ut and del let'.nges?’ ‘Did you notify him to keep his chicle ens up ?' ‘Yaas, I did notify bim.j •And w hat did he say ?' •He notified me to go to hell, and wipe mine shin off down mine vest. ‘And he relused to comply with your first demand ?' *ll ey ?’ ‘He still allowed his chickens to run at large V m ‘Yaw. Some vas large and some vas leedle vallar**, but dey lies-scratch; mine garden more as der selen dimes itch.' ‘We!!, yon want to sue him T ‘Yas, I want to sue him to inako von blank fence ub sixteen feeii his house all aroundt, vot iler dam shiekens don <1 got ofer.’ The lawyer informed him that ho could not compel hiiu to build such a leuce, and Fit* left in a rage, exclaiming: ‘Next Summer time, I raise me shick ens, too, )yo bate ! I raise fitden chickens, by tarn 1 Vipc off your vest down,’ A young Kuglish sailor, who had es caped fron prison to tho interior ot France, had succeeded in reaching tlve coast of Boulogne. Here he made a little skiff, miserably frail, of the brandi es and bark of t r ecs This barquo lie intended to oross the ohaunel in. ‘Did you really intend,’ Napoleon said, ‘to brave the terrors of the oceau in so frail a skiff?’ ‘Yes,’ said tho young man, ‘with your permission I will embark immediate ly-’ ‘Have you a sweetheart at home V asked Napoleon, ‘that you arc so desirous to go to your country again ?’ ‘No,’ replied the lad, ‘but I wish to see my mother, who is aged, poor aud infirm.’ Napoleon's heart was touched. ‘You shall see her V beauswered, ‘and give her this purse of gold from me. She can be no common woman, to have brought up so good a son.’ But Where’s the Cat. The skeleton ot a cat walked into Ry an's store at lick ok us, Ityan seeing her, Lawhd out* ‘Mickey, didn't 1 tell ye a month ago to fade that cat a pound of mate a day until ye had her tat? ‘You did and l‘m attei iadeiug her a pound.* ‘Has that cat alen a pound this morn ingt?‘ Yes, sir* ‘Seure, think it's a lie ye‘rc telling Bring me that scales. Now bring cat.‘ The eat turned die scales at axactly a pound. ‘There didn't I tell ye she had aten a ! pound of mate this niorinn‘?‘ ‘All right, my boy ; there's yer j>ound j of mate; dut where m the devil is the cat ?‘ Josh Biling’s Aphorism. The grate iz fust for bread, then but ter on the bread, and then sugar on the butter. Be mersiful to all dum animals; no man can git to heaven on a sore backed horse. The grate mistake that most people make iz, they think more ov their cunning than they do ov their hones ty* . - The grate sekret ov popularity is to make every one satisfied with bimselt first, and afterwards satisfied with yu. # The unhapiness of this life seems prin cipally to konsis in getting everything we kan,and wanting every tiling webain't got I hav finally cum to the konklushun that the beet epitaff euny man kan hav t tor all prakiikal purposes, '8 a good bank ackount. Many a farmer’s boy goes into some city, and struggles a'ong until middle lite, with nothing Vo show for his labor, •xeept that he has thonghtly learned that a halt atarve and lawyer is lew to be ?oried than a well fed 1 "Tier. HEADACHE. Dlt. V. W. BKNHOVS CELERY AND CHAMOMILE PILLS re prepared erpnwslv to run* Sick Heads he. Nervous Headache. Neuralgia, Nervousness, gleetdessn ■■**. and will core any case. l'nce M e.'nu. postage tree- Sold by ill druggists and country stores. C fflee. 1(6 North Eutaw Ilaltiiuore, Md—Refensnee: O. J. Les tcr, Cashier Howard Hunk. Baltimore, Md. a month to setive men selling our Letter Copying book. No press or water used Sample copy worth ?.) 00 HIKE. Send •tamp for circular. EXCEL SIOR M'F'G. CO.. W Madison and 13a Dtar borr Bt., Chicago. OIFICIAL IIISTOKY OF THE CEHTENHUL EXHIBiTIQH. It sell* faster th; n any other book. One A itl told 31 copies in one day. This is the only a ithentic and c miplte history pnblislud Send lor our extra terms to Agents. Addre.s, Nation it Publishing Cos., Philadelphia, I’u., or St. Louis. Mo. MSnhtcribtr* for 1 *>77: Evcryl>ody i. getting POTT EE'S AMERICAN MONTHLY, & richly illustrated, ably*. di?l Family Mae mine at only {1 a year S.-ec juices 25cts. Great teuns U> clubs John E. Potter A Cos„ Philadelphia, 7) " FA.VCr CARDS all style* with name lOets 4tV post pai L J. B. Busted, Nausua liens Cos. New York. 10-tw Active agents wanted instantly to introduce THE CEIIENNUL EXPOSITION. DI--ei;Ui£l> A Nil ILIAWTWATED, Nearly 800 pages ; only $2 50; rich illustra tions ; and a treat ureas the best and clieaix-st History of the grot exhibition. Endorsed in official*, press and clergy. Is selling immense ly. One lady doled $350 in four weeks. Act quickly. Now or never. For full particulars Address, Hubbard Bros., Pubs,, 733 Samson St., PluU. 5000 AGENTS 'Z CHARLEY ROSS. Written l>y his father. A complete accuun of this mvsterioun abduction and exciting ■tdureh. With fae simile letters and illustra tions. Out sells all other books. One agent took 60 orders in one day. Terms liberal. 1 Address. John E. Potter A Cos., Publishers Philadelphia. 4w WL^MNG —with— A Cold is Always Dangerous- LMK WELL’S CARBOLIC TABLETS,! a sure remedy for soughs, and all diseases <f 1 (throat, lungs, chest and mucous u embrare FUT UP ONLY IN BLUE BOWES. SOU) JIV ALT. OIILGQIBT*, C. jt. Cbittentoj*. 7 Sixth Avenue, New Yo k National Hotel, ATLANTA, - - - GEORGIA. 1 the rates of board dj (4 pAat this popular . hotel have l)eon\/, HII reduced to $2.50 per day. For thisYiwltf Vj> r j ce offer ac commodations and fare unsurpassed by any tLr e or four dollar house in the South. Como and get an old Virginia welcome. LEE & HEWITT, PKOritIKTOIIS. THE SAVANNAH MORNING NEWS I’OK 187 7. On the Ist of January, 1877, the Mousing News eutersupou its twenty-seventh volume, and,'it is hoped by its conductors, upon a pros perous year, Every returoingauniversaryhas witnessed its extending influence, an to-day it is the text of the political faith of thousands of realors. Its uniform consistency uud stead fast devotion to prineiple lias gaiued for it the confidence of the public, thus enabling it tc contribute largely to the triumph of the Dem ocratic party. In the future, as in tho pass, no jinicß will be spared to make the Morning News in every respect still moie deserving of the oonfldence and patronage which has been so liberally extended toat by the people of Georgia and Florida. The ample moans of the establish ment will be devoted to the improvement of the p.vper in all its departments, and to ma king it a comprehensive, instructive and re liable medium of the cunent news. Its staff of special correspondents—at Washington, Atlantn, Jacksonville, Tallahassee, and other points of interest —has been reoognized with a view of meeting every possible emergencj that may arise, and pains will be taken to to make its commercial news, foreign and domestic, couij' lete and reliable. As wo are about entering upon the now year, we desire to especial attention to club rates of subscription. POSTAGE FKEE. We will paj postage on all our papers going to mail subscribers, thus making the Mobnino ‘ News the cheapest newspaper of its size and chai acter in the South. Terms of Subscription DAILY. One copy, oneyear $ 10 00 Five copies, one year (to one address)... 45 00 fen copies, one year (to one address).,. 80 00 TRI-VEEKLY. One copy, one year $ 600 Two copies, oneyear (to one addres)... 10 00 Five copies, one year (toone address)... 15 00 Ten copies, one year (to one address)... 50 00 WEEKLY. One copy, one year 2 00 Five copies, 010 year (to one address)... 9 00 Ten copies, one year (to one address)... 18 00 Twenty copies, one year )to one address)3s 00 REMITTANCES I Can be made by Post Office order, Registered I letter, or Express, at my risk. Letters should ' be addressed, J, H. ESTILL, Savannah, Ga THE CHRONICLE & SENTINEL IS FU BUSH ED DAILY, TRI-WEEKLY AND WEEKLY, At Augusta, Georgia, By WALSH & RIGHT, Proprietors. Full Telegraphic Dispatches from all points, Latest and most accurate Market Reports. Interesting and reliable Correspondence from all parts ofOeorgia, South Carolina and Wash ington City. Georgia and Carolina News a Specialty. DAILY : —One Year $lO 00; Sir Months sr. 00. „ TRI-WFEKLY : —One Year $5 00; Sir Month* $2 50. "WEEKLY : - Ome Year $2 50; gixjlfoi tVia $1 00a- -- SQUARE GRAND ■ PI \KOi RETAILED AT WHOLE SALE PRICES. JfiHOO for St>rf>. $630 for $273 S7OO for S3OO. S3OO for $330 THE ']ii:\!ii;i,ss()iiv PUn'fl m. have -TI.t'CK HARD PAN PRICES ONLY ONE PRICE FOR CASH AND A LOW ONE. 'NO DEVIATION We give no discount*. Wo pay no agents comma.ivi ns, which , double the prici sof all Pianos. We look to the people, who want a first-ciass Piano at n fair profit over cost of raunu fa f i .W. rpjKdirt the People ot r agents, and give them our Pianos as low as any / >nt can buy equally good Pianos of any other manufv tur.-r, giving the People. in a reduced price, what is u-air iy expended in commissions, rent, freight, travelling and incidental expenses. The “Mendelssohn” Piano Cos. can s il you a 7J octavo, rosewood cr so Piano, C> fe it 10 inches long, with front round corners, car ved legs, serpentine and plinth mo ildings, wit hail imprcveoients, including l' till Iron ■ Frame '. Over Strung /lass, Agrafe Treble, and French Grand Action, which onlyjaccompany the best Pianos of the most celebrated makers, at the very low price of $253, $275 or S3OO, according to style of ease, or with four round cor ners and full Agraffe for $350, and guar antee them in every respect equal to any Piano made on a similar, style, or no sale. The “Mendlessohn" Piano is manufactured from the very best, materials, an l by the most skilled and finished workmen. The manufacture is conducted by one of tho most experienced Piano manufacturers in the country. This is no new enterprise, turning out a poor and cheap Piano, mode from green .wood, and by greener mechan ics. Our Piano is unsurpassed by any in t’ e mar ket for its rich and powerful tones, and its adaptation to the human voice in sympa thetic, mellow mul singing qualities. It Hpeaks for itself. We are willing ti place it beside any other make of Piano on its merits, either in beauty of case, or excellence of tone, and “at half the money” equally good instru ments- “ The best is the cheapest”— When it costs the least money. All Pianos fully warranted for fivo years. Send for our Illustrated and Dcspriptivo Cir cular. TIIE‘MENDELSSOHN’ FIANO CO., Office of Manufactory, 5(1 Broadway, 2(104418111 New York. AN lIIS CORIOAL FACT. Every agent who hag been steadily selling tho Improved ,S2O Homes'cad Sewing Machine for three years, owns his dwelling house has a good account iu bank, is clear of debt, and has money at interest, —the natural consequence of securing a good agency for superior goods at the lowest prices. A good first-class Serving Machine, most useful—reliable at ail times, easj- to understand and control, the same uizo and docs the same work as ary machines that sell nt Four Times the piice. There is no nia shine at any price better, or that will do finer or more work, and certainly done so low iu price by many dollars. The Homestead is wide ly known and used in thousands of families in the Eastern and Middle States, and daily be coming popular in the West. It will save ils cost several times over in cne season, doing the work of tho family, or will earn four or five dollars a day for any man or woman who sews for a living. It is the strongest machine made, is ready at all times to do its work makes the strongest anl finest stitch yet n vented, and is fully acknowledged as the stan dard Family Sewing Machine. Price, complete for domestic use, S2O, delivered at your door, no matter how rejnote you may reside. Busi ness permanent aud honorable, with more cer tain and rapid sales, ar.d larger profits than any othor. Extraordinary liberal offers mad to local or traveling agents where we havr none established; or, if there is agent near you wend your order direct to the factory, address John H. Kendall & Cos., G3O Broadway, New York. 245-12 m Awarded line Iligliesl Medal at Vicuna, r. & ii. f. mm\ & co. 591 Broadway New York, (Opposite Metropolitan Hotel) MANUFACTURERS, IMPORTERS AND DEALER IN ENGRAVINGS, CHROMOS AND FRAMES. STEREOSCOPES AND VIEWS, Albums, Graphoscopes, Photographs, And kiudred goods— Celebrities, Actresses,otc PHOTOGRAPHIC-MATERIALS. H'e arc Ueadquvrters for everything in the way of STEREOSCOPTICONS'A MAGIC LANTERNS Being Manufacturers of tho MICRO-SCIENTIFIC LANTERN, STEREO-PANOPTICON,. University Stereopticon, Advertiser's Stereopticon, Artopticon, School Lantern, Family Lantern, People's Lantern, Each style being the best of its class in the market. Catalogues of Lantern and Slides, with di rections for using, dent on application. Anv enterprising man can make money with a Magic Lantern. CiT Visitors to the Centennial Exposition will do well tc defer purchasing goods in our line until they come to our store in New York, where they will find greater varitey and more moderate prices, and can select more at leis are. But we have a concession to sell some stylei of onr goods in the building of the De partment of Public Comfort, ami those not coining to New York invited to call on our representation there. C-iTA full stock of Views of the Exposition Buildings and their contents UfCut out this advertis t for references A K (h A per day at heme. Samples worth V r\to \ / 1 1 one dollarfreo. Stinson A Cos., Vtf YiJv Portland. Maine. tv01341 M Can’t be made by every agent every month in the business we furnish, but thoee willing to work can earn a dozen dollars a day right in their own localities. Have no room to explain here. Business pleas ant and honorable. Women, and boys and girls do as well as men. We furnish you a complete Outfit free. The business pays better than anything else. We will bear expense of starting'you. Write and see. Farmers and me chanics. their sons and daughters, and all class es in need of paying work at home, should write to us and learn about the work at once Now is the time. Don’t delay. Address Teci Cos., Augusta, Maine. A .. A**la Week to Agents. Samples VIiKP \ I IFREE. P. O. Vkkory, Augusta gyy gf /Maine aug24’76-ly 1877. 1877 ‘ THE “Kopkdile ILtccmstek/’ rUBLISIIED EVERY THURSDAY BY THE Rockdale Register Publishing: Cos., AT CONYE Rs* G .A. Q4= Column Paper. A 0 ONE YEAR, $2 00 SIX MOTHS, 1 00 TIIREE MONTHS, - ... 50 Clubs of Five Or More 25 per cent Less. Tbs Editor and Proprietors of the Bsewr**, are located here andindntled with Con yers, Rsckdals sounty, tbs Stats sf Oeortf* the Sonth and thaw**£“*• Sustain As Jlssui ■ and help ns mkt it a first-class country paper. PROTECT YOUR BUlUwl Which may I e dot c with one-founh a expense, by using our ’ h# PATH SLATE PA!!! (Fifteen Years EBtnbli ß ], C(1 , I MIXED READY FOR USE. I Fire-proof, Water-proof, Dunki ft Eccnenucal and Ornamental' I A roof may be covered with a veryHe,* , I glc, er.d by aiplication of this slate l!?™' 1 ' I tolas fun U toitjMlF. ( 1,1 patched and coated, looking much w/ I ''' 4 1 fast rg longer than new shingles witkwt a* I slate, for UUI '* I One-third flic Cost of lte-sliii, Klln I T e expense of slating new shingle*;. * I about the cost of simply laying them r? | paint is hek proof against sparks or’fi • I embers, as may be easily tfsted.by any I IT STOPS EVERY LEAK, and for tin or iron lias no equal, ns it by heat, contracts by cold, and nkvkb dm, nor scales. Roofs covered with Tar Sheati ' Felt can be made water-tight at a small pense, and preserved for manv vears e *' I This Slate Paint is J EXTREMELY CHEAP. Two gollons will cover a hundred square feat V shingle roof, white on tin, iron, felt. matchM boards, or any smooth surface, from twoq.iaiu to one gallon are required to 100 square feet at surface, and although the paint has a bear body it is easily applied with a brush. * No Tar is used in this Composition therefore' it neither cracks in Winter nor in Summer. On decayed shingles, it fills up the holoj and pores, and gives anew substantial roof that wil lust for jcais. Curled or wtipid shirglei it brings to their places, and keeps them thrre It fills up all boles in felt roofs, stops th leaks—and although a slow dryer, rain does not affect it a few hours after applying. As n-vlj all paints that ore black contain tar, be sun you obtain our genuine article, which (for shingle roofs) is CHOCOLATE COLOR, when first applied,‘changing in about sjrontV to a uniform slate color, and is, to all iutsnta and purposes slate. On TIN ROOFS our red color is usually preferred, as one coat is equal to live of any ordinary paint. For BRICK WALLS Our bright red is the only reliable Slate Paint ever introduced that will effectually prevent dompness from penetrating and discolorirg the plsstoi. These paints are also largely used on out houses and fenceß, or as a priming coat on fins buildings. Our only colors are Chocolate, Red, Bright Bed and Orange; NEW YORK CASH PRICE LIST 5 Gallons, can and box $ 5 00 10 “ keg 900 20 “ half barrel, 1G 00 40 “ one barrel 30 00 Wo have in stock, of our own manufacture, roofing materials, etc. at the following low pri ces i 1000 rolls extra Rubber Roofing, at 3 costs per square foot. (Or we will furnish Rubber Roofing; Nails, Caps, ar.d Slate Paint for an entire new roof, at 4 j cents per square foot.) 2000 roßs 2-ply Tarred Roofing Felt, at 1{ c> nts per square foot. 3000 ri Us 3-ply Tarred Roofing Felt, at 2( cents p ’c square foot. 200 rolls Tarred Sh ..(thing, at 1 cent per square foot. 5000 gallons fine Enam-l Faint, mixed ready for u-e, on inside or outside work, at $2 p gallon, all shades. 1000 Bbls State Flour per bbL $3 00 1000 “ Soapstone F’or.r “ 300 1000 -‘ Grafton Mmeral,... “ 300 K>oo “ Metallic Faint,firy... “ 300 Special prices per ton or ear-load lots. All orders must be accompanied with tho money, or subject to 30 days draft on well known parties. N. Y. SLATE PAINT COMPANY. i 102 A 104 Maiden Lane, New A 1,87 7. HERALD. 1877. Agents ‘Wanted! W E desire to secure the f erviees of energetic ladies, men. boys and gills to canvass for the Fee Dee Herald, a large twenty-eight column Fire-side paper, published at Wadesboio,’ N. C., every Wednesday. We will pay cash for services. The subscription price is so low that -it is no trouble to get up a club. Subscription only One DoFur Send for circulars and spec imen copies if you wish to be an agent. ’ Address JNO. T. PATRICK, Wadesboro, N. C. “HERALD COMPOUND.” We have a compound that we guarantee to mend broken glass-ware, crockery-ware, furni ture, &c., so it will never come apart. It will also put a patch on a shoe that will stick as tight as though it was sewed or pegged on. Ask your Druggist or Merchant for a bottle, or f they haven’t get, it, send 25 cents to J. T. Patrick, Wadesboro, N. C.. Agents wanted. n024 4t Scientific Farmer. Science is knowledge : scientific is knowing : just this and nothing less or more. Should be taken by the intelligent farmer. Clan be of uso to every good farmer, In practice, most practical. Enters every State and Territory. Nothing like it published in the world. To all who wish to farm profitably, it appeals. In all things truthful and accurate. For one year, but ono dollar. i t In every ease, gives satisfaction. Cheap, scientific and reliable. For one dollar sent to the publishers And your name and post-office plainly writtfer. Return mail will bring the first number. Many dollars value is often wasted Ere the best practice 13 discovered, and Remember the Scientific F abuses eaves and ill earns money to the careful reader. l( > Address SCIENTIFIC FARMER C0 tl Boston, Mass. FIVE COPIES,7S CENTS EACH. Fits or Epilepsy. Any person afflicted with the above diaeaao is requested to send their address te A*- 1 . Robbins, and a trial Box of Dr. Goulard s fallible Fit Powders will bo seat to them, t>y mail, post paid, nn. These Powders bare be ntested by hundreds of cases in the World, and a permanent cure has been the re sult in every instance. Sufferers from disease should give these powders an early tri al, as its cure ive powers are wonderful, many persons havi _ig been cured by a trial box alon Price for large box, by mail, port P“ part of the United States or CanadaJJS 00. ASH & ROBBINS,; 3-2V-ly 360 Fulton stree f , Brooklyn, *•
