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yOL 4. NO. 35.
ATHENS, GEORGIA, TUESDAY, MAY 16, 1876.
OLD SERIES, VOL. 55.
grw Athens dtorgran. 2KE®®&&8h8KS»s®‘
V^V‘ O u - ■ W j | 8 NOW RECEIVING DIRECT FROM NEW YORK
^=—~- ■———-——-— I . choice «nd select stock of . —
BT COLCI RIDGE.
II AID FANCY GOODS.
Your attention i« invited to her Grand Opening of
' „ CARLTON & O
"!yq\!S OP SUBSJC
i *'“• —Jo;—
r COPV. One Year —
w£ COPY. Six Month.
iN£ COPY, Three Month.—. “ Also to her unusually
Jl; VTSS OF ADVt|2RTlSHN<|..| 4 ^ ^ Jpt*.fa $*) #
‘ Young Sam was the cream of a jolly good fellow,
] Ilia heart was correctly located and warm;
i His eye it waadear and his voice full and mellow;
Ills cheek it waa ruddy and manly his form.
nis friends being true and well nigh without number,
He drunk late at night like ail cheerful young men;
....$ 2 OO ' ~ ; Aud when he went home calm and and sweet was his
‘too Pattern Hats on April 14th.| *«*•!*.•***(**».
j Now, had Sam been allowed to go on with his pleasure,
| _ And eing w ith his friends as a gentleman should—
tuementa will be
tilrertwcmenta win ue inserted at ONE
*,.|{ i.t s'lmtro for the first insertion, and
.-r'jj rs 11 raquaro fur each continuance,
' „v time under one month. For longer
a liberaWeduetion wil| be made. A
uMt-iiunl toden lines, solid. , • ;
^tiei's in local oolmAn, less than a square
o’rrnis n line.
legal advertisements. .
r„r Letters of
••«'»£»Ph-i'KAdSiSSSS- *S
^ej2^ttR2=S!_x.a
W IMrttiriaaiJ * wdifor*^.-— -a, !'?(
,»vn»!»*ble Pi.»i»erly, todays, peraq ........ 1 50
r»v Notices 30 days ~~ 3 00
•r,it .'»»!«*»• I* r square —* J 50
ml Jloruase a U "die# per square. .. 5 00
! per square .. 5 00
‘ i lViri . d truMtc, P^c aquare.each time 1 00
?J,i, .u Nniii'e. 1 in *4T4*ce) __ 2 »
vp- The above legal rates corrected by
binary of Harke County.
Call and be convinced, at her Store on Broad St., be
tween Dr’*. Longa & Billups and Smith’s Drug Stores,
Athens, Ga. april4.4m.
I To retire when lie pleased and get up at his leisure,
a. k. cniLne.
It. NICKERSON.
Y 11. WYNN.
ClilLDS, U1CKERS0N & CO.
■ gcry
juansss ani Professional Cards.
I. M. COCHRAN,
GAINESVILLE, GEO.
K.til Kdatc and General I-»iid Agent fur the pnrebate
j , a i t . 0 f Mineral and Fanning Lands in flail, and
,ti„r counties of Northeast Georgia. Mineral ores
.1 and title, to propertyJuvoatiyaled.
,vi«l attention given to the purchase and sale of
Hardware, Iron, Steel, Nails.
( , , .FAIRBANKS’ SCALES,
‘ It V it B 10 R toLTINO?
AGRICULTURAL IMPLEMENTS,
Mill Findings,
?> H il fj *1 « fc*
AOENT. FOR
Winship and Sawyers Cotton Gins,
&c., &c., Ac.
j ATHEN.S, GEORGIA.
GINS DELIVERED IN
,| 'y. HORSEY, Attorney.
JOHN
mays—fimjfc
Du.
GERIMNK,
Late of Mississippi,
VYING DECIDED TO MAKE ATHENS HIS
[: iv.uv home, now tenders his professional services
j, c vititons of Athens and its vicinity. Office on
vh-ynSt., in nk.v atTLinxo or John II. Newton’a,
U any bo found front *8 o'clock a. u. to ft r.
t 1 ia ]tVofcssioi»ully engaged. Can be found at
Fr?ultnoe of the late Mrs. Goldings.
ATHENS AT MANUFAC
TURERS BRICES.
Sept. 30—1-tf.
our Conn. Howell Conn.
L. & 11. GOBI!
Attorneys at Hair,
Athens, Ga.
< ffliee in Dcupree Ruiltling.
ALEX. S. ERWIN, Q
Attorney at \Lai$\
Athf.ns, Ga.
btioc on Broad Street, between Center &
Reaves and Orr & Co., up stairs.
T, 9. mMA9C«,
—DEALER IN—
American ad Imported Watches, Clocks, Jewelry,
‘ SILVER AND PLATED W AR E,
Musical InsliTimiMils, nns, Pistols, Etc.
WATCHES, CLOCKS AND J-' WELUY REPA RED IN A NEAT,
( WORKM.VNL KE MANNER,
And warranted to give entire satisfaction.
Ornamental and Plain Letter Ec.grcrinaa Specialty.
COLLEGE AVENGE, eso i::r fra Bo:i Store Corner, ATHENS, QA.
fcb.IMf. <jj_ j
vrsn,
Boot and Shoe Manufacturer,
COLLEGE AVENUE,
JVext Door to Post Office.
Exclaimed for an hour at tue soul-killing crime
Of staving out late and of feasting the creature,
And lying in bed the best part of one's time.
He vowed that the only sure way iuto Heaven
Waa ever by nino to l>e snoruing in bed;
To get up at nve and then walk until seven;
And scripture he quoted to prove tv hat lie said.
Unto Sara there cwne visions of spirtaal arson;
II->t brimstone nc seemed iu the future to smell;
Aud he swore he would heed the advice of the parson—
Deplorably weak in our friend Sum-n-cl!
He placed himself under a hard course of traiaing,
Retiring each evauing soon after dark,
Wailst morn utter morn, whether shining or raining,
Found po. r sneezing Samuel up with the lark.
His appetite grew simply fearful! At dinner,
His landlady vowed, he would gobble for two;
And yet day bv day he grew thinner and thinner;
llis eye became snukou, his nose became blue.
At last lie feel ill, and tlier calJe l a physician,
\V no, after mattering his tongut*, in grave terms
Uroiionnced him to be in u woeful condition:
4i In fact,” said he shaking nis neat I, “he’s got worms!”
They dosed him with physic of ne'er doubted merit.
But Sam wa>, alas ! far he von l human skill:
He died, aud the worms dal his body inli rit,
Aud sadly the kind doctor sen*, in his bill.
MORAL.
Young men and young woman, give heed to my warn-
ing:
Of direful d’.sea>e do not scatter t!:e ga-rms;
Revive late at night and rise late in the uioruiug:
Remember, “ The early bird caicheth the worms I”
time which ha* elapsed between the old
and new survey, must be subtracted— that-
is, the hearing will be that much less. . But
if tho front end of the needle is on the Uft
of the line, then the amount of the vena
tion must be added—tluit is, the bearing
will be that much more.
There is a practical rule for rumjiug a
straight line betwe n two corners which
can not be seen the one from the other,
where there arc no land marks to guide,
which I will give for tho benefit of survey
ors: V ■
Ttie end would, no doubt, Uave been .u well and good j Start at one of the corners, and take the
Bat one dav they got himtocbnrcli, where the preacher i bearing as near as thosf liCSt acquainted
*•— —— - with the direction may sifggest. Note the
hearing and measure the distance accurat ly
to a point opposite the other comer. Meas
ure the distance by whkp this random line
missed it. Then make file following state
ment; i 2;
bulk.* ?, .
As the entire length of line is to 57-3, so
is the distance by which jhd corner was
missed to the number of degrees and tenths
of degrees In rite angle the ran-
aom line and tho true line. Add or sub
tract this angle, according as you may be
on one side or the other of the trite line.
Then begin at the second corner, and with
this corrected bearing, run back to the first
comer.
Mathematicians will understand the rea
son of this rule, but it is unnecessary to ex
plain it here. The rule is not exactly accu
rate, but for small angles, it is near enough
l'or all practical purposes. W. R.
Athens, Ga., April, 1876.
[From the Eaily (Kan aa) Derrick.]
Funny Figuringon the National Debt.
So much has been said and reported in
the newspaper* concerning Proctor Knott’s
famous s|>eeeh in the House of Representa
tives, and the latter report that he stole
it entire from an editorial in the Missouri
Caucasian, that we herewith present the
original editorial. It contains some funny
figuring, and is written in all the vigor mid
•stinging sarcasm of an unreconstructed
Confederate:
What is this hoarse, discordant clamor
which cotnes sweeping on the Mast ? In
creasing, strengthening, swelling, deepen
ing, till the voice of bacchanalian mirth,
tinkling of Neronian harp and lute, is lost
ed.fiir many long, troublesome and disastrous | ;' mi l 5 l”" 1 onr e:,rs «' uh ''°* h 'mg
lawsuits would thus be averted Like all ; b !|‘ ° ,u -‘ f* 1 f‘rm-note ot woe? From
of Ihe productions of the learned Professors. v,Ua " e . aml l ‘ amU ',V wildwood-from
whose eflorts in this direction are able and I“’V 1 , v:,l . e - v i ,rom . l ,ra,nu an< J
it is a didactive dissertion Mark hjrest gtede^-from counting-room imd
: work-shop, from tarm-house and hovel—
wondered, sank forever, wrapped in flames, THE CENTENNIAL.
:md streaming with the blood of its own
fanatical, Christ-killing priesthood! One Opening of the Great American Ex-
million, one hundred and two thousand, | hib'tion
nine' hundred and forty-one dollars for eve- ■
ry years—an hundred and twentv-Mx d-1-: T hu day at philaublphia—fifty thous-
lara for erery hour since blind Homer j people present—scenes and in-
begged his bread through the streets of
seven cities, which afterward fought for the
honor of having given him birth—three
thousand, three hundred and forty-four dol
lars for every day—an hundred and ninety-
nine dollars' for every hour—since the
captive Israelties hung their Addles up to
sleep, and sat down, heart-broken, to weep
CIDEXTS - A GRAND OCCASION.
Philadelphia, May 10 —To day is a
legal holiday All busiuess is suspended
The gates were opened at 9 o’cleck The
foreign Commissioners and other distinguish
ed visitors had a special entrance and were
seated without confusion. Fully fifty thous.
beneath thewillows of Chaldea—an hundred * n, ‘ ure °“■#*. 8~ und ?- Tbe.^re-
monies were opened with the airs of all na
timis, under the direction of Theodore
Thomas ; prayer by the Right Rev. Bishop
Siiupson; hymn by John Greenleaf Whit
tier; presentation of buildings to the United
States Centennial Commission by the Cen
tennial ComniisMouer, John Welsh; Cantata
ass te&rwt sters ^
the United States by Jos. R. Hawley. The
following is the proclamation oi tho opening
of the International Exhibition of 1867 bv
It. K 1II It A SUER,
A‘l20Zt,Y£r A2 ZAIY,
WATK1NSV1LI.E, GA.
Dif.iv in foi mer Ordinary'* Okflci*. .jan2.V-1y
REMOVAL!
1. A. SALE, 'DEN2IS2,
\< K i MOVED to the office lately occupied by Dr. J.
Morrvll. i
uii-iaction ^uaraptced In both Work and Price*.
on-
pair-
O N hand, Ujq»eri» lor making Ix»w Quartetr,
l»r*:>s, Alcxis-Tie*, and Prince Albert*. Re]
injs promptly executed.
t>end ten dollars, per mail or express and you shall re
ceive a first class pair of boots.
June 30, 1875. 35-tf.
Great Reduction in Prices
fj^or the next thirty davs. Brackets, Wall
1/ Packet*, and all kind* of Ornamental Wood Work,
will be sold at
GREATLY REDUCED PRICES.
Now is the time to make your houses beautiful at low
^Rurcs.
«*rcai bargains given iu everything at
*utf * BURKE'S Bookstore.
Variation of the Magnetic Need!3.
HOW COMPASS BEARINGS ARE OFTEN* IN-
CO .RECT.
The following instructive and interesting
Article from the |ien of Prof. Wiliimns Ruth
erford, nppeare-l in the last number of the
Southern Cultivator and pertains to a mat
ter equally interesting tosurveyors and to land
owners in our country. It would lie well,
indeed, should the annual variation of the
uagnet needle lie respected, as lieloivexplaiu-
and eighty-six dollars for every hour since
all creation stood aghast, the solid rocks
qniveretl with horror, aud sun, 1 noon aud
stars songht refhge in funeral darkness,
from the a wfttl scene of Cavalry!
THREE THOC8AND MILLIONS OP DOLLARS!
Seven million, nino hundred and thirty,
six thousand, five hundred and eight dol
lars tor every year since Columbus discov
ered this , radicalism-cursed comment—
twelve million dollars for every,year since
Heaven, to plague a hemisphere, permitted -,TT
the psalm-singing old Pilgrim pirates and 1. m y tSnw
nigger-traders to land on Plymouth Rock, 1 1 Jt> N
instead of letting the Rock land on them—
fifteen millions for every year since the
canting old whelps of a bogus Zion, pump- a
kin-guzzling, prayer-sniffling amesto.s of th . e "•dustr.alan.l fine arts and in literature,
Sumner, liwscher'and Phillips, were burn- I phd. te ;.phy as well as in the
ing witches aud hanging Baptists, massas a - r '°‘ ,lture an ,'
creing the Pequods aiid distributing small- I "‘ere^ that we may the more thoroughly
pox blankets* among the kinsinen of ] appreciate the excellencies and deficiencies
Massassoit, their friend and benetactor- of our achievements, and al-o give emphatic
’ - expression of our earnest desire to cultivate
the friendship ot our fellow-members of this
great family of nations. The enlightened
RUMUPS.
The key to the Penitentiary—Whisky.
The average Amerean is five feet nino
inches in height, and hi* wife, six feet two
“ What is the next thing to a lien steal
ing T” Why, a cock robin, to he sure.
The ron horse has hut one ear—the
engineer.
Pluck will carry a m m where a palace
car will not.
The ladies like to sec greenbacks con
verted into pinbacks.
Vaccinate. Politmess never hurts any
body. Small-pox will not attack you.'if
you allow it to take your arm.
A despairing husband asks the Ledger
how* to elevate an il'-tempured wife. Get
her ire up, we should say.
A bald-head man, peddling a hair-restorer,
was the eonlu-ing spectacle presented o
My Countrymen—It has been thought
appropriate upon this Centennial occasion
to bring together in Philadelphia for popular
inspection specimens of our attainments in
thirty-seveu and a half millions for every
year an hundred and two thousand for
overv dav—four thousand, two hundred and
A vinegar-hearted old bachelor say* In*
always looked under tho head of ‘*tuat»
riages” for the news of the weak.
A frontier Texan who was asked if ho
was going to attend the Centennial Exhi
bition, guilelessly replied: “ I’d like to,
but I’ll have to put it off till next year.”
“ Landlord, didn’t you ever have a gen-
tleman stop with you before “ Are you
a gentleman?’’ ‘ Ye*, I am.’’ “Thin, I
never had one stop with me liefon'.”
Another domestic explosion is imminent
in an Iowa household. One of the boys ac
cidentally swallowed a pistol cartridge last
weak.
At the recent election in Minneapolis,
C. J). HILL,
A/TO/tJYET AT Is A IF,
ATHENS, GEORGIA.
I’roinjit attention given lo all busmen* and tlie same
sjKvtfully solieted. janll-ly.
PORK PAR ROW,
a rronjYJzr a 2 z,a w,
ATHENS, GA.
niBoc. in Mr. J. II. NowtonVntw ouildim’.
j«i4.\y. - .
A U G UST pO RR, t
V A’ R CIIA T T TAIL O It,
Inroauta or Fise Clows and Dotaaixs,
•VT*, READY-MADE CLOTHING, AND GENTS’
FURNISHING GOODS,
iriilUm. _ 222 Broad Strent, Anzuata, Ga-_
W. R. LITTLE,
Attorney at It a ir,
CAKNESVILLE, QA. \
ixisn f OK irooL, !
—OR—
CLOTH FOR WOOL. j
The Athens Manufacturing Comnanv are now making i'
much larger variety of Woolen Good* tlinn ever before,
and propose to - ~ T
Exchange them for Wool,
believing it to l>c tnore to the interest of the Planter t«*
Exchange the Wool for Cloth, rather tliau have it Card
ed und Spun at home. Call for Samples and Terms o»
Exchange. R. L. BLOOMFIELD, Agent.
May IP, 18f5-2<Mf. t / ^
Miss C. Potts,
i^ashionable Dressmaker
(Over University Bank.)
Broad Street, - - Athens.
Would respectfully inform the Ladies and her trien<b
generally, of Athen* and vicinity, that she is now pre
pared to do Dies* making in tho Neatest and most
F \ SH ION A BLE ST Y1 ES.
J. 8. DORTCH, ® -'W
Attorney at lair,
A. GlMaCURRY,
>iTToii.r jit i r '*aT jl a ir,
a.’
i V‘ ve slricl attention to. •libusine** en
hi* care. > -Ajti-A—iy.
JO%JF. O WEN,
Attorney at Iia w>
ijlCfk-cwVeA.-
‘ |Tjcn,v in .If the rountic* of the Western Cir-
U.ri auil M.,i: ii ot‘ llin Nvirtlieru Cireuit. Will
Unweil ulteniou to ull claim* i iitriuted to hi* care.
taowU.
appropriate,
dealing purely in practicality:
TO LANDHOLDERS AND SURVEYORS.
Eililor Southern Coltieutor: — Thirty
years’ experience has convinced the writer
that the variation of the magnetic needle has
iieen the most fruitful source of dispute about
land lines. Country surveyors scarcely ever
lake any account, of the annual variation
of the needle, in running old lines. Their
‘mbit is, as a general rule, to take tnedeed or
plat furnished by the party who employs them,
and run by the hearings therein found. If
these were taken a number of years anterior
to the re-survey, tho new line will not coin
cide with the old one. riissatisfation is the
result, and not unfrcqucntly a quarrel ot
huge proportions grows out of the job—lead
ing to a law-stit, wasting the time of the
Court and nitending witnesses^. Nine-tenths
of these difficulties mitrht be avoided, if sur
veyors generally understood the annual
variation of the magnetic needle, and the
mode of applying it, when practicable. I
1 Wl liailllllN. A IIU UH’IUIIILIICU I , 1 . . 1- «
"• i„ * , . agricultural, commercial and manufacturing j J* J}'™ " 0,,, ‘‘ n . V’ 1 ^’ bey w reathed t.ie
twenty-eight tor everj bout—setentj-one , * , , . , . , , invited t f. ballot-boxes with fl-overa to cover up the
«"> «* '>?t ytr.4*.,I'»r r -
and a i^uartu for c\ cry steoiid, every clock j 9 kj|| t° exhibit on equal terms in friendly] ill you dako suindiug ?” said a Ger-
tick since the American Umon was born. | competitii>n with our own. To this invita- nitui teetolar to a friend, while standing
Free bon. bondsmen, think ot it! I titm ^ ley have generously responded. For near a tavern. “ I don’t care if I do,’’ was
T T,t K TnZ, TZnl ™ render them our Nearly tha.iks. the reply. “ Veil, den, let usdakeavalk.”
’ 11 L L - - u The beauty and utility ot the contributions J Lace is what ruffles the men now’-a-dav«.
will this day lie submitted to your inspection j Exchange. You are wrong, l.acc ruffles
by the managers of this exhibition. VVe are the w>onen as usual. It is the paying for
glad to know that a view ot specimens of the j it, that ruffles the men.
skill of all nations will afford to you utmlloy-
A one
dollar greenback is seven inches long,
3,000,000,OuOxT—21 000,000.000 inches, or
331,489 miles. Therefore, this accursed
sectional debt, reduced to one dollar green
backs, and pasted end to etui, would fling i , , ... n . ,, , - . . -
an unbroken banner of American infamy I « pleasure as well ss y.ehl to you a valua-
91,439 miles beyond the moon! Would, I ble P™ot.cal know ledge ot so many of the
thirteen times and a quarter, girdle the remarkable result* ot the lerful sk.U ex-
glohe, with old Chase’s green, intv photo- ! !«"* 1 “ e,,1 " ih ' e,,wl One
** * f ** » . r j huiuireq years ag»> our country waw new anil
The earth is 25.000 miles in eiremufer- bu ‘V . Our necessities have
ence. An old-fashioned, silver half-dollar . u * ehtefly expend our means
-one of the kind long obsolete-is an inch !"“ e , *.'! f AU "f . , he fo ( res ’ . 8ub,ll ""‘ ;
and a half in widtl? i»3,«JtJO,000,000 re- I P ra ' r,e9 > hM 1 ,M «« dwel ,n **’ b.etor.es, ships
j from the tidv home of the mechanic and I duect to specie half-dollars, and laid edge i docks warehouse*, roads, canal* machinery
husbandman, and tho humble hut of the to edge, would place a solid silver belt six ! <: tc - ™ osl . ,,f °. ur
fisherman and dav laborer-front every times around onr world, and leave a sixteen I bbranw and aslvums have 'wen estal.l.she.1
cxncr. ,
irivinj: *ati*Uction. May 14,1875—-28-tf.
U. S. Internal Revenue.
ParcTY Collictok'* Orrior, 1
Feartli District, Georgia, {
- * Arms*, Jan. 15,1876.)
a LL PARTIES DESIRING INFOR-
S\ mation a* to TAX imposed by the United Slat. *
internal Revenue Law*, can obtain the same by appl; -
W. S. MAYFIELD,
" Deputy Collector.
Office over Jacob* * Michael's Store, Broad Street,
Athens, Ga. < / jants-tf
nook and corner of our broad land it comes
—’.ear it! the wail of a people whose
heads are bowed, whose backs are broken,
whose souls are crushed beneath such a
vast, cloud-overtopping mountain of debt
and exactions, as earth never beheld, histo
ry never recorded, despotic madness never
dreamed of before!
$3,006,000,000.
Look at it! Wretched vassals of an up
start Bondovracy, look at It! Toiling sorts
of worse than Russian task-uiasters, look at
it! American slaves, .groaning beneath a
bondage tnore bitter, galling ami relentless,
than ever cursed Israel in Egypt, look at it.
Behold your bouds! Behold the monster,
whose insatiate, glioul-Uko maw, devours
all the fruits of your labors—greedily, re-
| morslessly swallow ed up, alike, your hard
earnings, your liberties, your manhood,
ay when practicable, because many plats do j your hopes; aye, your life itself Whiin-
uit give the date ol survey, and hardly any I j K . r no more over the hapless victims of old
eed ever does. When land is sold, the world tyranny. Cease vour idiotic snif-
CEHEBAL TICKET AGlHCY.
RAILROAD TICKETS
For sale, by all route*, amt to all principal i>oints iu
lh ° ' UNITED STATES.
Buy your Ticket* before leaving Athcua, and cot all
intormation from
Capt. WM. WILLIAMS,
Agent Southern Kxpre** Co., Atlien*, Ga.
May 12, *75
28. tf.
I*. G. THOMPSON,
Attorney at Law,
Ndb.crimto.1 practice. Forrefer-
T. H. WatU and Hon. David
B r. Ala. office over llarry’a Store,
Feb. 3—tf.
PRANK HARRALSON,
ATL'ORXEY at aw,
L CLEVELAND, GA.
pwiM in the countle* of White, Onion, la*
•’■•ooliig, and the Supremo Court at
K , ”‘ 11 give apecial auratkm to all claitos en-
1 *“ In* care.
to #11 claims cn-
Aug, H 187.1—41—tf.
E. SCHAEFER, ' 1 ^ 1
c 0 TT o H Btf ir£ It,
TOOOOi OITV, OA.
: < ’»*'> Price paid fur Cotton. Agent for Win
■' n * *»d l‘reaa. , oetiOwti.
A. A. WINN,
I —MMtnr A A It
WOVER, STUBBS & CO.,
Cotton. H'aotors,
—And—* 5 f , t .j * .j*,
'nsrat Commission Merchants,
Savannah, Ga.
"*■ Tiea, Rope and other aapptiea furnished.
< '“ h »d»«neea made on conaignmenta ft*
•bipment to Liverpool or NortLern ^orts.
R R, SAULTERj
DEALER IN ALL KINDS OF
WINES, WHISKIES and LAGER BEER,
ALE, GIN, CIGARS,
CALL AT SAULTERS EXCHANGE,
Jacaaox Stkist, Atursa, Gaoaoi v.
Oct. 2—d-tl.
Livery. Feed and Sale Stable,
ATHENS C3-A.
GANN & REAVES I’ROPKIEIORS
Will be found at their old stand, rear Franklin House
building, Thomas street. Keep always on hand good
Turnout* and careful drivers. Stock well cared for
when entru*ted to onr care,
liearings in the old deed are copied into the
■sew one. without stating when the eurvey
was made. Heuce, such a deed would lie a
-uurco of |ierplexity to the surveyor. Now,
if every plat contained the exact date of the
-urvey, and every deed stated distinctly
-vheu the liearings mentioned were taken,
there would lie no difficulty in tracing an
old line, though every laud-iuurk h.ui been
obliterated except one corner.
It is a fact known to scientific men, tluit
the magncctic needle is never stationary,
l'he north end of the needle is now moving
westward, differing in amount in different
localities, In the neighborhood of Athens,
Ga., it is moving westward on an average of
•me minute and a half annually; so that in
cn years there is a change of fifteen minutes.
In forty vears just one degree. Now sup
pose a landholder puts a deed, which con
tains bearings that were taken forty years
ago, in the hands of a surveyor, and he run*
by that deed : iu a liuc of sixty chains lie
will miss the old coruer over oua chain, or
twenty-three yards, and for a line ol double
i he length forty-.six vards. This will make
*uch a difference as to produce contention
and sometimemes afatal quarrel.
The first thing for every surveyor to do
when be goes iuto a new community, is to
determine the annual variation for that
place. This can he most conveniently done
by placing a good compass on a well estab
lished line of long standing; the date of sur
vey being accurately known.
RULE.
Notice the difference between the present
and the old hearing Reduce this to sec
onds and divide by the number of years
which has elapsed between the two dates.
This will give the annual variations in sec
onds.
Two or three trials of this kiud oa any
true lihe whose histoty is accurately known,
will fix tho annual variation for that sco-
Jon. Let this be clearly stated on every
plat aud in every deed, so that it may
guide the future surveyor, who may not
know the variation.
thousand mile string n fo .r 8 “rplu» tdtatige! , , hwe ^ |(rinw , works of llecessitv wllioU
. wen y o ar 8° ‘ 1 | could not he delayed, we vet have done w(iat
and a quarter m dmmeter. 4 he deb t e ; eshibition wi j, gWv f„ the direction of
form ot twenty dollar «..nsajd to,.clung: advanced nation#
each, would reach JL325 miles, or twice .. | avVi K |ne(licino aild eulogy, in science,
around the Atlantic ocetn literature, philorophv and the fine aits.
A one dollar greenback hasa surfaceof . W| ^ ot ‘what we have d me, we
wenty-oae square inches. In th s form the , tl } ;U VVL . him . not done more. Q„r
“National Blessing would cover »‘ ,ba achievements have been great enou.di, how-
counterpane ot verdant treasury rags 9.921 J nwU e it easy for our people to ac-
«rpM or ntteen nmt a hah snuare miles! I , *, , , 1 « .. ,
knowledge superior merit wherever found ;
and now, fellow-citizens, I hope a careful ex
amination of what is about to be exhibited to
'PIIIS WELL KNOWN HOTEL HAV-
I ins been Remodeled, EnUrsed, thoronsbly Ren
ovated, Repainted and Newly Fnrntahed dunns the
8nmmer or 187% ia now opened, wah inereared facili-
tie* for the accommodation of the travelling poblic.
febt-ly B. P. CHATFIELD, Proprietor.
‘^ERV AND IALE STABLE,
’•age*, Buggies and Hone* for litre.
terms tlEAfeaifable.
ptifrr l,TE!, EAD. WaaWngton, Wilke. Co., Ga.
u:U
BLANKS,
Panted and fat aale at Jhi* o.«#e.
Now for the practical application. I said
that the needle waa traveling westward. If
therefore, the bearing is N. W., the north
end of the needle lies on the right of the
zero or north point, as marked on the
compass, and as it ia moving westward, it
Planters* llotel* Augusta, (la. is approaching that point and the angle is
Stock on hand for rate at
declStf.
MEDICAL NOTICE.
At the solicitation of many of my former patron*, I
resnine the
Practice of Medicine
from this da*«. I will pay eapadal «ten»ion to the dis
ease of Inthnt* and Children, and the Chromo Dueases
''"((rilL'.KtNb.-M. b ■
Juno 10, 1875-33-ly. , ■ ,
E. A. WILLIAMSON,
, PRACTICAL
WATCHMAKER AND JEWELLER,
give satisfaction.
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the bearing forty years ago N. 15 deg*. W,
it would now read N. 14 degs. W., if the
compass be placed upon the true line. If
the bearing were N. E., the north end of
tho needle lies on the left of the zero point,
and moving westward, it would leave that
point, and therefore, increase the angle; so
that if the bearing were N. 15 degs E.
forty yearn ago, it would now read, N. 16
deg* E. This illustration, it will be re
membered, applies to the vicinity of Athens,
Ga. Iii those part* of the Slate where the
annual variation is two minutes, there would
be a change ot one degree in thirty, instead
of tbrty years'
The practical role for applying the an
nual variation is this;
BULK.
If the front end of tho needle, whether
running north or south, is on the right of
the line, the amount of the variation for the
fling over Austrian, Turkish or Barbaric
thraldom. Dry up the fountains of saline
Ingubrionanc**, which have been wont to
srush over the wrong* of the down-trodden
Hibernian, Hungarian and Role. Gaze,
ami gaze astounded, horrified, indignant,
iqio;, the gigantic evidence of our owu en
slavement, humiliation, ruin and shame!
Look, look ti]H>n it!
$3,000,000,000!
Gib jawed, circumloeutionary Senators
may palaver, pooh-pooh, and try to bain-
iioozlc. I’lausable, scoundrelistic Secreta
ries, in defiance of the ancient adage; that
“ figures can’t lie,” may twist and chip and
chisel it down a tew millions. But with till
the leakage, and swimllnge, aud stealage,
that’s just what it is! Not one dollar less!
Their o.vn official reports for January 1,
put the total debt at $2,470,154,366. Add
864,618,832 of outstanding Pacific Railroad
I Hinds, and $1,938,564 of interest accrued
ami not yet paid. And wo hurfe, by their
own spread-eagle, stamped confession, a
total of $2,530,711,752. Deduct $138,086,-
572, which the national bag-ltolder claims
he has in the Treasury, and it leaves a bal
ance cf $2,398,625,190. Now pile on $666,-
000,000, the aggregate debt of the Slates
iu their individual capacity. And there it
stands, gritn, incomputable, linpe-bauishing,
industry-blasting, whole-pcople-c.ushiiig
Over, rather than under,
THKEBT.’.OUSAND MILLIONS OF DOLLARS !
Five hundred and eleven thousand dol
lars for every year since the creation ot
the world—nine t .ousand, eight hundred
and twenty-seven dollars for every week
siuce Adam, newly muiilded from moist
clay, was leaned against the- wall of Para
dise, to dry iu the afternoon sun of the
wondrous “ sixth day”—one thousand, four
hundred dollars for every day since Eve,
tivsli blooming from the lands of tho Great
Creator, caught the first glimpse ot her iu-
noceut loveliness, flashed back t j her de
lighted eyes from the mirror like the bosom
of Ellen’s crystal fountain—fifty-eight dol
lars for every hour since the mysterious
Spirit of God brooded upon the dark wa
ters of chaos—almost a dollar for every
minute since the voice of Omnipotence
thundered: “ Let there be light; and
light was” -almost a dollar for every min
ute since the “ morning stars sang together,
and the sous of Jehovah shouted for joy”
over a universe new born.
acres, or fifteen aud a halt square miles
A silver half dollar is oue-eighth of an
inch in thickness. The monstrous debt,
which Yankee statesmen smilingly assure us
is a mere trifie, scarce worth mentioning, in
the shape of half dollars, piled one upou an
other, would make a stack of glistcuiug
metal 14.029 miles high !
A silver dollar weighs an ounce. The
frightful incubus which is paralyzing tbe
arms aud the souls of forty millious of (alien
freeman, iu silver dollars, would weigh 187,-
500,000 pounds, or 93,750 tons—nearly a
hundred thousand two-herso wagon loads of
solid silver.
A dollar in gold weighs one-sixteenth of
an ounce. The debt accumulated in the
hellish work ot fleeing niggars and enslaving
vihite meu, would weigh in gold dollars 11,-
718,750 pounds or 5.87SJ4 tons—nearly six
thousand wagon loads of gleaming gold!
Our commerce swept troni the seas.
Every industry crippled. Tuxes from three
to four aud a half per cent. Property every
day depreciating in value. Lauds, houses,
stock, everything owned in the great pro
ducing regions of the West fallen thirty per
cent. Within the last twelve months.
Wheat sixty to eighty cents a bushel all
over the land, farmers in many places
borrowing money to pay their taxes. Homes
being mortgaged. Universal bankruptcy
staring us in the face. Stamps, internal
revenue assessors tax gatherers, detective*,
spies, informers, swarming all over the laud,
thicker and viler than all the locusts and lieu
of Egypt. And a debt of three thou-and
million dollars in gold draining the very life
blood from our people’s hearts!
Talk about payiug it off! Ila! ha!
Build a worm lence around a herd o:
comets—store a winter’s supply of so minor
weather in your coal bin—wheei moonshine
enough, in a hand-barrow, into your cellar,
to have turned Egyptian darkness intoglori-
ous day — dip up the Norwegian maelstrom
with one of Butler’s stolen teaspoon—break
the hurricane ot the Indies to work iu har
ness beside a mouse colored donkey—stop
the month of Vesuvius with a champagne
cork—rook the earthquake to sleep in a
nursery cradle—lasso tne royal tiger with a
spider-web lariat—catch the spermaceti
whale in an old stocking leg—hive the stars
iu a niggar preacher’s stove pipe hat—hang
the ocean on a grape vine to dry—put the
Great Sahara to soak in a gourd—queueh
hell with a syringe full of rose water - un
buckle the bellyband of eternity—aud paste
“ to let” upon the door post of the universe
—but never, never, never speak, t.iink,
dream of paying what is beyond all finite
computation or comprehension ! Away with
the lunatic who whispers it!
dazzling splendor from the goideii battle
ments, minarets and towers of Solomou’s
magnificent Temple—one million, six bun*
dred and sixty-six thousand, six hundred
and sixty-six dollar* for every year—one
huudred and thirty-eight thousand, eight
hundred and eighty-eight dollars for every
month fbdr thousand, five hundred and
sixty-six dollars for every day—since
Mount Moriah shook beneath the-mighty
tread of Rome’s victorious legions and that
grand, gilded fabric, at which all earth had
Where he Game Feom-—As the train
stopped for ten miuutes, and that individual
who goes along tapping the wheels with his
hammer was passiug rapidly by the smoking
car, one of the windows was hoisted and -■
you, will not only inspire you with a | ru-
foiiiul respict for the skid ami taste ot out
friends from other nations, but also satisfy
you with the nttuimn nts made by oar own
,eople during the past one hundred years.
invoke your generous co-operation with
the worthy Commissioners to secure a
brilliant success to this international exhi
bition aud to make tile slay of our foreign
visitors, to whom we extend a hearty wel
come, both profitable and pleasant to them
I declare the international exhibition now
open.”
At 10:30, a. m., Dom Pedro was esc, rt *ii
to a seat by General Hawley. At 1< :45
General Philip Sheridan and wite passed
over from the building to a stand iu frout ot
the Memorial Hall during the rendition ol
national airs. He waa greeted with applause.
He was closely followed by lion. J. G.
Blaine, Senator Jones, of Nevada, aud wife.
At 10:55 the President entered through Me
morial Hall, and was conducted to a seat on
front of the platform* Governor Hartranfl,
Gen. Hawley and Hon. D. G Morrill occu
pied seats on his left, while Messrs. John
Welsh aud Gosheru were ou his right. Fred
Douglass, by some mischance, worked his
way through the crowd, and was helped
over by the officers and conducted to a seat
•m the platform. He was greeted with
cheers. At 11:03 the Wagner Ceuteunia,
inauguration march was performed by tne
orchestra, under the direction of Theodore
Thomas, at the conclusion of which Bislmp
Simpson offered up a devout prayer, duritin
the rendering of which the majority of the
vast assemblage stood with uncovered hea .s.
The Empress of Brazil, e-eurted by Mrs.
Gillespie, visited the Women’s Pavilion this
p. iu., and untile a tour ot all the aisles and
assages There were no formalities attend-
the visit. Dom Peilro also visited the Pa-
viliott, and gave emphatic approval of the
work there displayed by American woman.
The reception hv the President was omit
ted. He was fatigued. The following was
one oi the most impressive scenes of the day:
l’he President, assisted by Ins Imperial
Majesty Dora Pedro, started the motive
j lower of the hall. At a signal from Gen.
ilawley the President and Enqieror seized a
crank, and opening the valves, turned them
several times. At once a sound was heard,
which gave to the people the understand ng
that the engine was about to move; then
Ihe monstrous seventy ton fly wheel began
slowly moving, increasing gradually in rapidi
ty until it was travelling at its full speed.
Gen. Hawley started the hurrah, which was
taken up by the surrounding multitude.
Deateniug echoes travelled through the
building, aud os all the wheels in the hall
began moving tbe ringing of bells and other
demonstrations told to the world that the
Centeunial Exhibition was thirty opened.
three thousand millions of dollars, totaoco 8 ^ t was ejected which
Seven hundred and eleven thousand,
nirie hundred and thirteen dollars, for e ve
ry year since Noah set sail with bis huge,
floating menagerie, and left all the poor lit
tle tisties to be drowned by ihe freshet—
one million, forty-five thousand and three
huudred dollars’ for every year since
Judea’s eveni ig sunlight _first glanced, in
iroidi
completely deluged him. The machinist
paused fur a moment, and, wiping some ol
the streams from his person, said to tbe
offender:
“Mister, what part of the couotry did
yon come from f*
Mel” said tbe spitter, puckering hi*
for another expectoration, “I come
lipa for another expectoration,
from Kansas.”
“ I thought so,” said the machinist, “ for
if you had lived in Massachusetts or Connec
ticut they would have bad a water wheel in
your mouth long ago.”
of
McCrispin—Quito right to get a
oes, Molly; your fat will look ille u
leather. Mollyi-Bnt sure; I cant pay for
them ’til Christmas. McC. (after a thought
ful pause)—Troth, and it is a pity to bid
snob a purty fat; ocushls.
A Detroit florist is getting up “a lan
guage of vegicallies” If yon hit a man
with a turnip, that means: “ I don’t think
much of your relatives way hack for seven
generations.’’
“ Brother, why don’t yon :i#k the stronger
to pray?” “Because,” reprovingly ob
served a deacon, “this ain’t no place for
practical jokes. That man’s the I‘resident
of a gas company.”
An indignant country editor wants to
know on what grounds the Centeunial man
agers prop'-se to keep the show closed on
Sundays. That’s easy The Exhibition
grounds, of course.
An editor well-known iu the vicinity of
Irvinsrton, N, Y., a very roligi ms sort of
chap, awoke iu church, last Stmd <y morn
ing, aud yelled out: “ D it, more
copy.”
The disgusted Britisher, who eonc’uded
that the American national tune was the
spit-toon, is revising Shakspeare for young
Yankees. He has got as far its “ ’ fis true,
’tis spitty, and spitty ’tis ’tis true”
“Avoid arguments with the ladies. In
spinning yarns among silks and satins, a
man is sure to be worsted and twisted, and
when a man is worsted and twisted, he
may consider himself wound up ”
A woman who went to a concert to hear
Blind Tom “ play by car,” writes that she
was swindled, and wants ns to expose the
fraud. Site says that instead of playing by
ear, he played with his fingers, just like
other performers.
The New York Sun of a late date con
tains an article giving “ advice to a young
convert ” The editor of the Sun should
p int some “ advice to an old sinner,” and
read it six times a day.
The enthusiastic choir master who
ido ted “ Hold the Fort,” as a professional,
lias been dismissed by the rector. He con
sidered it personal when the chorister burst
forth:
“ See the mighty boat advance,
Satan leading on.”
A gentleman in this city has a pair of
pantaloons which was worn by one of his
ancestors an hundred yens ago. They are
made of home spun cloth, except the seat,
which is of thick leather. It is interred
from this, that the origiual owner was a
book agent.
A sailor was recently brought before a
magistrate for bearing his wife, when tho
magistrate attempted to rea ,h his heart by
asking him i he didn’t know his wife was
the “weaker vessel.” “If she is, she
ought not to carry so much sail,” replied
Jack.
How terrific must be the molecular ac-
ion in the brain of a man who comes home
at 1 o’clock in the morning, singing, “Too
al, ’onral oddy,’’ and mistakes hiis wife’s
patent hustle, standing pale and rigid in
he corner, for the spirit of his deceased
mother-in-law.
Every cellar should be rejuvenated in the
.Spring. There are many ways of doing it,
but the most popular is, to take off your
coat, look around the apart ment, declare
the family is not safe another day with the
cellar in such a condition, and then go down
to tile grocery and try and think, of some*
thing else.
Professor to Class in Mythology—Aud
now, young gentlemen, can any of you tell
mo the name of that son of Agamemnon
who was pursued by the Furies? Studious
pupil—Orestes, sir. Professor (delighted)
—Correct; and now, sir, can you go still
farther and give me the derivation of that
word, “Orestes?” Studious pupil—It’s
Frightened Him Off.—He was on his
knees to her. His lace was flushed, his
eyes gleamed passionately into hers, he
talked rapidly:
“Nothing shall separate us evermore,
my darliug. For your sake, I will beard
the lion iu his den. 1 will face death ou
the battle field. I will skim the seas. 1
will endure ail hardships, all suffering, all
misery!” *
He paused and looked eagerly at her,
with liis whole soul quivering in bin eyes.
Will yon do all this for the sake uf ray
love?, said, she, gazing earnestly into his
burning eyes.
“Yes, yes ? a thousand times yes?”
“ And if we wed,” continued she, flushing
slightly, “ will you get np first *nd build the
fire?’’
With a shriek of despair he fled.— Dan-
bury Netc*.
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supposed to be an apocopated form, sir, of
“ O (give-us-a) rest-es.’’ Professor scratches
his head and turns to another subject.
A threadbare stranger in Detroit regis
tered himself at one cf the hotels as “ The
Emperor of Brazil,” and then sat sat down
on a trunk, checked for New York, and
began whistling “ No One to Love.’’ Chief
Jones was called, and bowing profoundly
to the distingnished straiiffer, asked : “Are
you the Einperor of Bran!, sir ? “ Not J,”
replied the shabby man. “ Why, then, do
yon so register your name?” “ Because I
wish to travel incognito.” The stranger
slumbered in tbe station-house.
Two sobs of Erin, shoveling dirt on a
hot day, stopped to rest, and exchanged
views .ou the labor question. “Pat, this
is mighty hard work we’re at, “ Itisin-
dade, Jimmy; but what land of work is it
you’d like, if ye could get itl” “Well,”
said the other, leaning reflectively upon
bis shovel and wiping the perspiration with
the back of bis hand, “ for a nice, aisy,
clane business, l think I would like to be a
bishop.” V:3 o8*K8l
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