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About The Cartersville express. (Cartersville, Ga.) 1875-18?? | View Entire Issue (April 11, 1879)
H E PAT I HE. 1 .JIJJ LIVER Thi Unp'r * fh* but about three pounds, ..J a ;; tie U.-.-J . a liviag pencil (about three £-tUon*j : -i o C.rjush it at l-astooce erery half hour, to . ,*e the bile an 1 other impurities •trainrl or 6' • and ft mi it. bi'e i* the natural purgative of the bowel r, ard it the I jeer bcrootea torpid it U a t .eparated front the blood, but car ried through the rein* to ail part* of the system, and in trying to esc.pe through the pores of the shin, causes it to turn yellow or a dirty brown color The ttr-mach becomes diseased, and Dys pepsia, Indiges.ion, t orstipaticn, Headache, bili ousness. Jsundive, Chh.s, Malarial Fevers. Piles, Sick and Sour Stomach, and general debility fol low. Haaa-i.u* H *patike, tlie great vegetable discovery for t i-piditjr, causes the Liver to throw off from one to two ounces of bile each time the blood passes through it, as long as there is an ra ces* of bile; and the effect of even a few doses upon yellow complexion or a brown dirty looking skin, will astonish all who try it—they being the fint symptoms to disappear. The cure of all bili ous diseases and Liver complaint is made certain ly taking Hsriynrts in accordance with dinctions. Headache is generally cured in twenty minutes, and no disease that arise* from the Lives tan exist J SOLDAS / SUBSTITUTE FOR PILLS BY ALL DRUGGISTS. Price 25 Cents and SI.OO LUNGS STILLIJTGIA. IXOWER SYRUP. ■■ ”■■■ The fetaliry of Consumption or Throat and Lung Dicsase. which sweep t the grave at least one-third of ail death’* victims, crises from the Opium or Mon, lae treatment, which simply stu pefies as the wore of death gne* ca. ft a,non will bepaid if Opium or Morphine, or ary prenarx’ion of Opium, Morphine or Prussic Acid, can be fomid I in the Gtosz Ft&sts Couc.H Svacr, which ha* 'cured people who are living to-day with but one remaining lung. No greater wroag can be done than to say that Consumption is incurable. The : Gloss Flows* Couch Sva’-e will cure it when ; all other means have fitiled. Also, Coles, Cough, ! Asthma, Brotu hitis, and all diseases of the throat and lungs. Read the tegtimoniii* of the Iron. Alexander 11. Stephens. Gov. Str.ih and Lx-Gov. Lrown of G , Hon. Geo. i’eabodv, as we.l as those of other remarkable cures in cur bock —'ret to all at the dreg store* —and be convinced that i. 'you wish to be cured yon can be by taking the Glos Flow** Cocoa S vrur. i Take no Troches or lozenge* for Sore Throat, when you can get Globe Flower Scaur at same price. For sale by all Druggist* Price 25 Cents and SI.OO Grave mistakes are made ia the treatment of all ! diseases that arise from poison in the blood. Not one case of Scrofula, Syphilis, White SweHiiqr, i Ulcerous Sores and Skin Disease, in a thousand, 1 is treated without the use of Mercury in some form. i Mercury rots the bones, and the diseases it pro duce* are worse than any other kind of blood or iskin disease car. be • D*. Pemberton's Stsllin- I gia or Qcsxx's Delight is the only medicine upon which a hope* of recovery from Scrofula, Sy- Ipfulis and Mercurial diseases in ail stages, can be reasonably founded, and that will cure Cancer. £ x 3,000 will fce paid by the proprietors if Mercury, or any ingredient not purely vegetable anc harm less can be fomd in it. Price by all Druggists si.oo. Globe Flower Cough Syrup and Murrell's ll evatihb for tht Liver for sale by all Drug gists in 35 cent and £I.OO bottles. • A, F. K3ERELL & CO., Proprietors, PHILADELPHIA, PA. 45 Years Before the Public. THE CEWUiNsi DR. C. MoLANE’S CELEBRATED LIVER PILLS, FOR THE CURE OF Hepatitis, or Liver Complaint, DYSPEPSIA and sick headache. Symptoms of a Diseased Liver. PAIN in the right side, under the edge of the ribs, increases on pres sure; sometimes the pain is in the left side; the patient is rarely able to lie on the left side; sometimes the pain is felt under the shoulder blade, and it frequently extends to the top of the shoulder, and is sometimes mistaken for rheumatism in the arm. The stomach is affected with loss of appe tite and sickness; the bowels in gen eral are costive, sometimes alternative with lax; the head is troubled with pain, accompanied with a dull, heavy sensation in the back part. There is generally a considerable loss of mem ory, accompanied with a painful sen sation of having left undone some thing which ought to have been done. A slight, dry cough is sometimes an attendant. The patient complains of weariness and debility; he is easily startled, his feet are cold or burning, and he complains of a prickly sensa tion of the skin; his spirits are low; and although he is satisfied that exer cise would be beneficial to him, yet he can scarcely summon up fortitude enough to try it. In fact, he distrusts every remedy. Several of the above symptoms attend the disease, but cases have occurred where few of them ex isted, yet examination of the bodv, after death, has shown the liver to have been extensively deranged. ■BHmMV'FEVER. • c. McLane’s Liver Pills, in cases OF Ague and Fever, when taken with Quinine, are productive of the most happy results. No better cathartic can be used, preparatory to, or after taking Quinine. We would advise all who are afflicted with this, disease to give them a fair trial. For all bilious derangements, and as a simple purgative, they arc unequaled. BEWABE OF IMITATIONS. The genuine are never sugar coated. Every box has a red wax seal on the lid, with the impression Dr. McLane’s Lives Pills. The genu ne McLank’s Liver Pills boar the signatures of C. McLane and Fleming Bros, on the wrappers. Insist upon having the genuine Dr. C, McLane’s Liver Pills, prepared by Flem ing Bros., of Pittsburgh, Pa., the market being full of imitations of the name McLane spelled differently but same pronunciation ’ Ayer’s Hair Vigor, For restoring Gray Hair to its natural Vitality and Color. with the gloss and freshness of youth. Thin hair is thickened, falling hair checked, and baldness often, though not always, cured by its use. Noth ing can restore the hair w r here the follicles are destroyed, or the glands atrophied and decayed. But such as remain can be saved for usefulness by this application. Instead of foul ing the hair with a pasty sediment, it will keep it cleau and vigorous. Its occasional use will prevent the hair from turning gray or falling off, and consequently prevent baldness. Free from those deleterious substances which make some preparations dan gerous, and injurious to the hair, the Vigor can only benefit but not harm it. If wanted merely for a HAIR DRESSING, nothing else can be found so desir able. Containing neither oil nor dye, it does not soil white cambric, and yet lasts long on the hair, giving it a rich, glossy lustre and a grateful perfume. Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayer & Cos., Practical and Analytical Chemists, LOWELL, MASS. FARM AND HOME. P. event! nof ■ armlat After I have had all the increase I de ■ire, when a hive shows an inclination to | swarm I move it to the place of some weaker hive. In that way I make all my colonies *trorg, and, when I have a'oompli*hed that object but still have a hive that threatens to swarm, I change p aces with another that may also show signs of swarming. The change of work ers destroys the propensity of swarming for the time being; if given plenty of box room they will store honey, and, if they are again inclined to swarm, you may m *ve beck again, and it will have the desired effect.— [Cor. Beekeepers’ Magazine. Biirm and fllrrart. A correspondent writes: “I do not tbi. k it is generally known that rats and mice will go into a trap much more read* i’y if a piece of looking glass is put in any part of the trap where they can see then.selves. They are social little crea tares, and where they can see any of heir trilie they will go. I am quite •ure 0? the effect the looking-glass has, as I properly baited my trap for a whole •vet* without being able to coax one of the depredators in ; but the first night a ter putting in the looking-glass I • -night two—one very large one and one -mall rat; and every night since the de vice has made one or more prisoners.” F.rililtlor with Clover. Nothing helps land so much as clover. Old worn-out fields can be put in a state of fair productiveness by sowing to clover and k?epir.g in clover a few years. Clover makes good pasturage and is es f<ecialfy valuable in seasons of drought, *9 it resists it better than any other pastnrage crop. It likewise makes ex cellenthay. If cut in the proper time, saved in a proper manner, and put away in she U and barns, it is the best hay for nost k ndsof stuck that farmers can save. Pl<ov the ground for clover eight or ten nebes deep if you can. Harrow in nicciy, and in March on a light snow l if it falls, sow the seed. It is better to sow it without any other crop. S’oullrr. The real needs of poultry are few and imple. They are: Warm, dry, vermin proof roosting and laying quarters, clean water, gravel, lime and a variety of grain to choose from. If any hens are found lousy or sickly under such conditions, cut off their toe-nails just behind their ears, and the fleck will be better for it. Why should we expect to have good poultry and eges upon our tables, if we dose the poor creatures all the time upon nonsensical nostrums? Poultry do best when made to work, that is, to scratch for their living. Feed them one full meal of mixed grain every morning at unrise, and let them have ample range tlie rest of the day. Change the treat ment from nonsense to common sense for a mutual benefit. Frsi toy ViaiwTlaM. Thirty years ago physicians were In the habit of drawing a pint of blood from every patient. No matter what his disease was, he must be bled ! The con sequence was that they gradually drew out the living principle of the, people who fell inti their hands. Many gra; e gtowrrs are now doing the same thing to their vines. They think t hat if a certain amount of sap runs through a cane liesring iruit, and if a portion of that cane te cut off, the entire vitality of the cane will be diffused through what re mains of it. Mistaken iiea! You may take two canes, each five, ten, or fifteen feet long, and each hearing three clusters of grapes. If you cut one off to within a foot of the fruit, the grapes on the uncut cane will ripen fust as early, and will be as good, if not better, than those on the cane that is cut off. The reason .s, that the loots of the vine supply all the sap that the grapes and canes require; and by cutting back canes the first re ceives no more nourishment than it did before the canes were cut, because it can receive but a certain amount. The only way to improve the size a D d quality of grapes is, when a vine is heavily fruited to thin out the clusters, and this should be done in June. HUIISLHOLO HKl.pt, ONOE CAKE Four large eggs, two cups of flour, two cups of sugar, even full; beat the two parts of the eggs separate, the whites to a froth ; then heat them together stir in the flour, and without delay put into the oven. THE QTJEEK OF PUDDINGS. One pint of bread crumbs, pounded ; me quart of milk, yo ks of four eggs’ one-half cup of sugar, and the grated rind of one lemon. For flavoring, take our tablespoons of white sugar, whites of four egg.s and the juice of one lemon. BOBE THROAT. A gargle of salt and vinegar, with a little cayenne pepper, will do more to aiiperre soreness of tne throat than any other remedy of which we have heard. It stimulates the glands, promotes the ree secretion, and will sometimes cure in a few hours. TO CP RE A STIFF XECZ. Apply over the place rffected a piece of black oil cloth, with the right eide to the skin ; then tie up with a thick hand kerchief. In a short time the part will grow moist; and, by leaving it thus twelve hours, the pain will be removed. POTATO CAKES. lake potatoer--mashed ones are best, but boiled ones can be mashed—im mediately a ter dinner, before getting too cold ; add about an equal amount o* flour and a small piece ot butter or lard ; rub thoroughly together, roll out and lit as for biscuit— not too thick—and bake in a rather quick oven. When done to a light brown cut open, butter and eat warm. BRAIN FRITTERS. HalKpint of milk, quarter of a pound of flour, two eggs, half light teaspoonful of salt, a saltpsoonfu! of white pepper, and a teaspoon ful of chopped parsley Stir the milk gradually into the flour and salt and well-beaten yolks of the eggs, parsley and pepper, then the whites ot the eggs. Drain all the salt and water from the brains,break them up thoroughly with a fork, then put them in the batter, beating them well in. Fry them by the tablespoonful in boiling drippings or a mixture of lard and butter. APPLES, BOSTON STYLE. Peel, core and slice about five nice cooking apples; sprinkle the slices with a spoonful of flour, one of grated bread, and a little sugat ; have some lard quite hot in a stew-pan, put the slices of apple in it, and fry to a light yellow. When all are done, take a piece ef butter the size of a walnut, a good spoonful of grated bread, a spoonful of sugar and a teacupful of milk ; put into the pan, and when they boil up throw in the apple slices. H rid the whole over the fire lor two minutes, when it will be readv to erve. Fashion Sprays. Fancy silk turbans are hound with gold cord. The newest table linen has deep col ored figured borders. The Gabriel !e with a hood ia the favor ite style of domino. Square mosaic pins are the latest styles of jewelry. Ceremonious dinner toilets demand elbow sleeves and lace ruffles. Colored mantles of very bright colors are worn with black dresses. Cha elains lor holding the fan are new out o date, and ribbon is substituted. The new styles of furniture coverings ollow closely the style of dress mate rials. Black velvet neck bands are ornament ed with little shells, and embroidered in ■diver. Braids or short curls down the back are worn with dressy evening or din ner costumes. The latest fashion in Fiance is to take tea in boDnets and gloves. and without any outside wrapping, Canton-crape shawl j are used to make handsome overdresses, and when draped gracefully are effective. In the most modem sets of furniture no wood is shown, the i*me being en tirely covered with goods. Black silk, camel’s hair, cashmere, Henrietta cloth and nearly all black goods are the popular materials for street wear with American women. Lace is the most fashionable of all trimmings ; waistcoats are trimmed with it, and also the lace jabot is considered a part of the costume. Polonaises and barques are both worn with waistcoats; the latter are worn with ball and reception costumes, as well as with walking costumes. A street or walking dress must be dark, short and unobtrusive in its general ef fect ; while bright colors and laces should be worn with the house dress. Dressy aprons of muslin are fashionable for home toilette ; they are trimmed with lace and bows of ribbon, and the one pocket is ornamented with a bow. The latest wrinkle in fashionable so ciety is knitting one’s own silk stockings. One spool ef silk costs $2 50, and it takes four or five spools to knit one pair. Curtains of rich material have a wide band of plush or velvet at the bottom, and are finished all around with narrow fringe ; heavy cords and tassels not being used. New picture frames are of smooth, pol ished wood, without any carving or trac ing. Conch shells, fiiled with mosses and grasses, make a pretty window ornamen tation. An entirely new combination for scarf pins, belt clasps and pins for the hair is that of garnet, blue and crystal glass Women will soon be decked out in as gorgeous jewels as the savage delights to wear. The luxury of table ornamentation is increasing every day. At a recent ele gant dinner-party, the four corners o’ the dinner table were decorated with sil ver Cupids drawing silver wheelbarrows loaded with flowers. Cbuddah and plain camel’s lisir cloths, black or colered, are the favorite ma terials for wraps. The Hungarian and dolman styles, loDg and sweeping and elaborately trimmed with fringes, gal- Iconr, plush and laces, take the lead. The majority of the new articles of jewelry are fine in quality tut simple and unostentatious. There are eccen tricities, such as ear rings set with stoi.es of a different color, bracelets which look like manacles studded with large colored stones instead ol nails. Elderly society ladies are as given to fashionable foibles as their grand-daugh ters. A costume worn by one of them at a ball in Paris was of dark ruby vel vet, with a petticoat front of white satin, embroidered with a large pattern of flowers and tendrils in their natural hues. The sides of the train and the edges of the panniers were bordered with fine old Mechlin lace. The Jews in Jerusalem. The “ Chinese question ” is by no means so novel as it may seem It ha*- had under a different name, an existence in Europe for centuries. There it *as not the Chinese but the Jews, who were both by Christians and Mohammedans regarded as accursed, confined, like the Chinese in San Francisco, to a certain quarter of the cities, and held responsi ble for plague, famine, drouth, flood and other evils that tfflicted mankind. Until eighty years ago they were secluded from Jerusalem itself, when the Sultan by a decree permitted them to live there to the maximum number of three hun dred at a time. Forty years ago the restriction as to number was taken off, but they were forced to live r n a particu lar quarter of the city bearing their name. At last even this ban was re moved, and since then the Jews have bought all the purchasable real estate in the city and have built entire streets of houses outside of the ;walls. Their synagogues aDd .hospitals are multiply ing; the German Israelites have no less than ten charitable societies; there are twenty-eight religious congregations, and two newspapers. Six thousand pa tients are annually cared for in the hos pitals. A Venetian Jewess has given $12,000 for the establishment ot an ag ricultural school. In consequence ol Jewish emigration the population of Palestine has doubled in ten years ; the value of land ha increased ten fold, and the construction of public works goes on night and day ; and Baron Rothschild loaning forty millions to Turkey, took a mortgage upon the whole of Palestine for security. Thoughts. It is impious in a good man to be sad. If fun is good, truth is better, and love best of all. He shall be immortal who liveth till he be stoned by one without fault. Learning without thought is labor lost; thought without learning is peri lons. What men want is not talent, it is pur pose ; in other words, not the power to achieve, but the will to labor. Friends are as companions on a jour ney, who ought to aid each other to per severe in the road to a happier life. When the millions applaud you, seri<* ously ask what harm you have done; when they censure you, what good. We may imitate the Deity in all attri butes, but mercy is the only one in which we can pretend to equal him. We can not indeed give like God ; but surely we may forgive like him. Life is made up, not of great sacrifices or duties, but of little things in which smiles and kindness and small obliga tions given habitually, are what win and preserve the heart and secure comfort. Hush money—Ths money paid a baby’s name. the bast boys. r*r littlebsbjr bo-s lawn: Th* * der sea eelj walk* alone: HU unnj hair and large b.own eyea, Hit earnest look ol **eet surprise. HU iuooy ways and joyous shout, I oou and sot ten you mil about U 1 should try a year. He ere*pa so faat to natch hi* toy*, And then he let* up *uch a noUe; Hl* ho'ie and dog and book and hell. He throw* them all about pell-mell, O, Mother Gooee I if you eoutd see ThU little boy, so full erf alee. Your side* would tche, I fear. In hammock low, among the tree*, B eked back and forth by paaaing brer**. The baby awing* and eoo* to *ee The gentle ru*tle of the tree. The light* and ahade, the leave* that tall, The euntfcine brooding OTer all— ’Tl* Indian summer here. Way overhead, in the bine aky, The downy cloud* float iwllUf by, A lullauy lair Nature ring*, And through the air 1U music ring*; All thing* a peaceful tenor keep My little one fall* fast aaleep, HU mother watching near. Two baby boya! a God of lova Benda a* a gift from heaven above— And like the shifting rainbow bright, Tinging the drifting clouds with light, Thtir soul* to line and aweet, shine out, B.eaklng through mUts of grief ni doubt, And make my pathway clear. THE ELDER’S SERMON. “ I really wish, deacon, that you would tell me what your candid opinion of our minister is ?” Deacon Brown looked meditatively at the speaker, a small, wiry-looking man. whose features were almost as sharp as the sharp black eyes fixed so intently upon him. “ I don’t know, Brother Quimby, ar my candid opinion of our minister would do him any good ” “ I dare say not,” responded Mr. Quimby, darkly ; “ but then it would do me a great deal of good to hear it.” ‘‘l don’t know as to that either.” “ There is no one in the church whose opinion I think more of,” continued Mr. Quimby. “ Not that I approve Of giving it to everyone. But you needn’t be afraid of saying just what you think to me, deacon, for it won’t go any further, and it might serve to clear Up some doubts that trouble me.” “ What doubts ?” “ Well—about various things. But you haven’t told me what your opinion is, deacon ?” “ I have only one opinion of Elder Wakeman, and that is that he is a man that tries to do his duty in all the relas tiona of life.” This was evidently something that Mr. Quimby neither expected nor desired to hear, and he stared blankly at the speak er. But quickly recovering himself, he said : “ Ha I I think I understand you, dea con. What you say is very well put very well put indeed. I have thought that he might he a leetle more willing to take advice; but there is no question in my mind but what he tries to do his duty, as you say. But is he sound ?’’ “ Perhaps not. Some ministers are all sound.” The merry twinkle in the good dea con’s eyes found no reflection in the sol emn visage opposite him. “Its no iaughing matter, deacon,” responded Mr. Quimby, with a rebuking shake of the head. “I am surprised that you should speak on so serious a subject with such unseemly levity. I referred to being sound in doctrine. I have been a good deal exercised in my mind in re gard to this ever since I heard his sermon on ‘ Justification,’ which is no justifies tion at all, as I understand it, and as good old Dr. Seaver used to lay it down Dear old man I I wonder what he would say, if he could come back and hear the new tangled ideas that are taught from the pulpit where he preached such good, old-fashioned doctrines nigh on to twenty years,” “ If he’s where I think he is, he doesn’t want to come back. I only hope that some things he used to preach about are clearer to him now than he ever succeed ed in making them to me.” “ i here’s no merit in believing where everything is made clear. There are mysteries of faith, deacon, that nobody has any business to try to understand. Now, Elder Wakeman is forever preach ing about what we ought to do, as though such poor, weak creature* as we are can do anything toward effecting our salvation. As for me, I’m free to own that I don’t consider anything I have done, or am doing, of the least account whatever.” “ A man ought to know better than anyone ese the quality of his own works, Brother Q limby, so I won’t dispute you on that score. 80 far as I am coDCtrned I feel that the Leiti will have quite enough to do in effecting the work you allude to if I help Him all 1 can.” “ Well, deacon, I wish I could have my mind cleared up in regard to Elder Wakeman. What did you think of his sermon last Sabbath morning ?” “ There is one thing I might say about it, if I thought it a prudent thing to do We can’t be too careful in speaking, especially if it’s anything that’s likely to affect the character and usefulness ol a man like Elder Wakeman ” “Very true, deacon. But you needn’t be afraid ot my telling; I’m not one o the leaky sort. I knew, as well as I wanted to, that a man of your sense couldn’t approve of such doctrine as that.” “ Oh, I’ve nothing to say against the sermon ; it was a very good discouise— you won’t often find a better. But the fact is, every word it contained—l really don’t know that I ought to mention it, though; if it should get about, it might make trouble.” “ I’ll never lisp a syllable of it to any living soul,” was the eager response “ Well ’’—here the deacon lowered his voice to an impressive whisper—“ I have a book at home which has every woid o it in.” . Here the train for which Deacon Brown was waiting came rushing up to the depot. “It is possible?” ejaculated Mr. Quimby, with uplifted eyes and hands. “But you haven't told me—-” Deacon Brown was already up the steps, smiling and waving his adieux from the platform of the rear car, which rapidly disappeared around a curve in the road. He was absent nearly a week. When he returned, he found not only the church but the whole village in a state of excitement and commotion. He had net been home more than 8n hour when Elder Wakeman called on him, and in the course of the day he was waited upon by two deacons and several church members, to say nothing of being interviewed by various of his acquain tances and neighbors, all of whom were anxious to ascertain if there was any truth in the rumor of the grave charge he had brought against his pastor. Deacon Brown, though evidently somewhat startled at first by a result co little anticipated, took all this with his usual calmness and sereni y. He was very reticent on the subject, assert ing that he had said nothing that he was not both able aDd willing to prov a when the proper time came to do so. His interview with Elder Wakeman was a private one, but it was noticeable at its close that the countenance of the latter had a serene, almost smiling aspect But as the elder took no measures to prevent the meeting of investigation that had been called, no particular impor tance was attached to this. He did not seem disposed to talk much about it, merely saying “ that he thought the deacon ought to have an opportunity to prove or explain what he had every reason to bel.eve he had said about him.” The meeting in question was held at the vestry, which was fillet! to its utmost capacity before the two chiefly interest ed, Elder Wakeman and Deacon Brown, entered, and who appeared to be the least excited ones present. Mr. Quimby was there, full of impor tance, and with an exultation of look and manner only thinly veiled by the gravity that overspread his countenance. H e was sta ,ding by the stove, the center of an interested and curious circle, when the two entered, but he avoided meeting the eye of either. At the motion of Elder Wakeman, one of the deacons called the meeting to order, briefly explained its object, the serious nature of the imputation under which their pastor rested, and appealing to Deacon Brown to put a stop to the talk it had occasioned fey either denying or proving his assertion. Rising to his feet, Deacon Brown looked around upon the excited and curious faces that were directed toward him. “ Behold, brethren, how much mis chief the tongue can do 1 I said a few words to one of you, under a pledge of secrecy. I think it was under a pledge of secrecy, Brother Quimby?” “ I considered it to be my duty to tell what you told me,” said the individual addressed, turning very red. “ You are to be commended for hav ing performed your duty so thoroughly,” continued the deacon; “a very painful duty, as it is easy to see! I understand you have said that I told you Elder Wakeman stole his sermon from a book in my possession; are you sure that I used the word ‘stole,’ Brother Quimby ?” “ You said that yod bad a book that had every word of it in 1 Where's the difference, I’d lize to know ? ” was Mr. Qnimhy’s prompt and triumphant re jcinier.| “ There might be none at all, and, again, there might be a good deal,” responded the deacon. “ 1 did use the language ascribsd to me by Mr. Quimby,” continued Deacon Brown, add rearing th= rest of the assem blage; “ moved ther-to by his evident desire that I should say something to our pastor’s discredit, and without a thought that it would lead to all this trouble and excitement. I declare, furthermore, that I have seen a book containing every word of his sermon in Elder Wakeman’s own library. I have taken the liberty of sending for it, and will offer it as evi dence as to the truth of my statement.” Taking a ponderous volume from the bauds of his son, who had just entered, Deacon Brown laid it on the table before the presiding officer, who, carefully ad justing his spectacles, opened it. Giving one glauce at its outspread pages he raised his eyes to the serene anU kindly face opposite. “ Why, this is a—a dictionary!” “ Very true,” responded Deacon Brown “ But you’ll find every word of Elder Wakeman’s sermon in it —if you look long enough.” “ I must confess, however,” added the deacon, as soon as the general laughter and astonishment had subsided a little, glancing. smilingly across the table at Elder Wakeman, “ that there are not many that can string thorn together so as to form such an interesting and instruct ive discourse.” Here the elder anddeac m shook hands, which was the signal for a genera) hand shaking, congratulations and good feelr ing. No one w*s dissatisfied, with the exception of Mr. Quimby, who, morti fied and confounded at the unexpected turn affairs had taken, had slunk from the room. Club Life in New York. In the vestibule of the Union Club, says the New York Times, sits installed a porter, who opens and shuts the doors, receives all letters for the various members except those brought by the postman, and sees that no improper person enters the sacred edifice; from the interior of the vestibule a small waiting-room branches off to the right, devoted to the reception of visitors. On the first or ground floor are spacious reading and smoking rooms, the bar, the office, and the cloak-room. On the second floor, the billiard-room, card room, and library. On the third floor, the public and private dining-rooms, all luxuriously fitted up with a single eye to comfort, and without any at tempt at elaborate embellishment. The kitchen is above the dining-room on the fourth floor. This arrangement does away with the unpleasant odor of cook ing, which so often permeates houses where the kitchen is in the basement. An elevator running from the ground floor to the dining-room is constantly in operation. The card-room is fre quented by but a small portion, even of those members who take all their meals at the club and make it their home. Whist, euchre, all fours, ecarte, bezique, cribbage and picquet only can be played. Bets are strictly limited. Members must not have at stake, direct ly or indirectly, more than the following amounts on any of the above-men tioned games. Any violation of this rule renders the offender liable to ex pulsion : Whist, twenty dollars a game, or five dollars a point, when playing what is known as the “ English ” game; euchre, five dollars a game (a “ slam ” to count as two“games) with privilege of betting in addition ten dollars on the usual rubber of either three or four games; all fours, five dollars a game; ecarte, five dollars a game; bezique, two cents a point—two hundred addi tional points on each hand. Betting up to these limits is rather the exception than the rule. The games chiefly played are short whist at five dollars a game, and euchre at one dollar a game. The Bax Hof Hengland. In 1840 an English gentleman visited this oountry and brought back an American ax and helve, which, from the peculiar curve of the handle and shape of the head, proved infinitely su perior—the expert, Mr. Gladstone, gave similar testimony not long ago—to any thing of English manufacture. His son still has the ax, which is serviceable, though, of course, tho handle has been renewed several times, always on the model of the old on >. When it was first used, carpenters and woodmen came from a distance of ten miles to in spect it, and many times the owner was offered ten times its price for it—in deed, one enthusiast tried to steal it. Nevertheless, so tenacious is habit, to this day that venerable ax is the only one of its kind in the neighborhood. CLIPPINGS. Ahh Tiquitt is in Eoma, and fast growing old. Arkansas has 170 lunatics confined in jails. “ Sausage bees" are now the lashion in Kentucky. A clear case of body-snatching A dog stealing sausage. Skating suits are made of dark blue cloth, trimmed with bands of fur. Win is an enraged snake like the let ter H ? Because it is an asp-irate. A farmer gathers what he sows, while a seamstress sows what she gathers. Tee Chinese liken a drunkard’s nose to a light-house, warning us of the little water that passeth underneath. A woman named Henrietta Berger, at Friebourg, Switzerland, lately hanged her child, a girl of 13. One difference between sailors and soldiers is that sailors tar their ropes, while soldiers pitch their tents. The Atlantic cable is being “du plexed,” a process wnich will increase its working capacity 70 per cent. The excess of lawyers in Richmond Va., is so great that very many of them cannot possibly find anything to do in the line of the profession. The thirst for continual novelty makes people throw away good almanacs at the end of every year and buy new ones. The Esquimaux ain’t much on Bu cher, but, when you come to tackle ’em on old sledge, it’s a draw game every time. “Judge,” said a lawyer to his Honor during a lull in a case on trial, “ what do you consider the best illustrated paper?” “A thousand-dollar bank note,” growled the Judge. “A soft answer turaeth away wrath,* but a tough anser tumeth away the carving-fork, slides all over the dish, and covers the head of the family with gravy and confusion.— Puck. “Two mouths with but a single stew, two spoons that dip as one,” as the young man remarked to his dearly be loved after giving his economical order of “one stew, two spoons.” We no longer question the propriety of considering vessels in the feminine gender. They run each other down al most every day in the English channel. —Turner’s Falls Reporter. A bug bites an oyster, and lo! a pearl begins to grow. But, if a bug bites a man in a boarding-house, he forthwith consigns his landlady to the same place that Ingersoll is trying to abolish. There is said to be an old Turk named Pavanovia living at Bihatz, Croa tia, who is 125 years old, and able to carry a sack of 100 pounds of wheat to market. “I could not but feel for him.” “Ver ily, friend,” replied the Quaker, “thou didst right in that thou didst feel for thy neighbor; but didst thou feel in the right place? didst thou feel in thy pocket?” A young lady said to her lover: “Charley, how far is it around the world ? ” “ About twenty-four inches, my darling,” replied he, as his arm en circled her Waist. She was all the world to him. Ajax defied the lightning,.according to the old poets, with considerable suc cess. It must be remembered, however, the fluid was not the modern New Jer sey variety. This makes all the differ ence in the world. “I don’t do this business for profit,” said a barber, when asked how he could afford to shave a man for 5 cents. “ I merely carry it on because I love to see the dying struggles of a man while he is being talked to death.” A wise old gentleman, who knew all about it, on retiring from business gave the following advice to his son and suc cessor: “Common sense is valuable in all kinds of business —except love-mak ing.” In St. Joseph, Mo., a city of 30,000 inhabitants, a big gray wolf came out from its den under a slaughter house, one day last week, and attacked a boy, who beat it off, got a gun and killed it. A lady named UucJUea hoe fallen heir to an estate in Texas valued at $3,000,000. The strange thing about it is that it was left by her father thirty years ago, and she has just received the information. At Wautauga, N. 0., Maj. Harrison Osborne shot and killed J. B. Martin for persisting in grinding out “Grand father’s Clock,” on a violin. The Major will probably be acquitted on the ground that he acted in self-defense. The Boston Common Council has been considering the question whether, at the annual dinner, which the city pays for, wines should be furnished or not, and finally has decided by a small majority not to have them. The treadmill has been revived by a Parisian scientist as a legitimate mode of mechanical labor, he having discov ered that a man exerts his greatest force in the action of going up stairs, his whole weight being brought to bear. A package in a basket was left on the doorsteps of a cautious Newport woman, who, having no desire to adopt a foundling, took the basket to the po lice station and there found that it con tained a twenty-pound turkey. A flock of geese flying rather low over a Jackson county (Ore.) miner’s claim, the man in charge of the hy draulio pipe turned it on them and suc eeeded in bringing down two of the birds, one of which was secured. Mbs. Hayes is described as wearing at the White House reception on New Year’s day a cream-white silk gown trimmed with gauze and lace. A white plume and silver comb ornamented her dark hail, and she wore no jewelry. Married, at Mount Etna, Pa., Mi Leonard Immel, aged 86, and Miss Sarah Keller, aged 87. The bridegroom was so happy that he distributed cash and other necessaries among the spec tators in a Javish manner. In Siberia you can buy beef for 2 cents a pound, a goose for 12 cents, a chicken for 4 cents, a horse for $5, and 361 pounds of corn for 6 cents. The Gallant Militia. The Militia Convention has com pleted its work at New York, and voted to hold the next meeting at St. Lonis, Sept. 30. It adopted a resolution that the militia should be divided into two classes, the active to constitute a na tional or State guard and the inactive an enrolled reserve; that every able bodied male citizen in the various States between 18 and 45, except as ex empted by law, should compose such militia; that the first class should be first called out when necessary, but that the second class should not go into service except during war, riot or insurrection; that each State should be entitled to receive aid for 700 uniformed commissioned officers and men for each Congressional representative. This draft of a law was also adopted: “ That the President of the United States shall appoint a board of 7 officers—2 of the United States army and 5 from the active militia of the Eastern, Middle, Southern and Pacifio States—for the purpose of selecting a suitable pattern of campaign dress and equipment for the active militia. The Chairman of the delegates reported the number of uniformed" troops in the respective States, as follows: New York, 19,300; Pennsylvania, 10,000; Ohio, 8,600; lowa, 5,500; Massachusetts, 4,400; South Car olina, 4,000; New Jersey, 3,300; North Carolina, 2,750; Connecticut, 2,500; Missouri, 2,300; Louisiana, 2,400; Mich igan, 2,000; Rhode Island, 2,000; Cali fornia, 2,000; Virginia, 1,200; Vermont, 750. .. Science says now that kissing on the lips must be abolished in the interest of health. Most potent, grave and rever end seigniors, scholars and philosophers, there are moments you know nothing of, when a-man don’t care two cents for science, ard when he is going to plant kisses where they belong, if the laws of health are torn from Alpha to Bersheba. Cornered at Last. His wife had, probably, been arguing and coaxing for years, for he looked like a man whose spirit had been worn out before he had consented to have his photograph taken. He had halted at the door of a gallery as if trying to in vent some excuse, but she pushed him up-stairs, and he was in for it at last. He hoped the photographer would be crowded with work, but he wasn’t. He hoped the camera was out of order, but it was in fine condition. “Can t take me to-day, can you? ” he queried. “Oh, yes—take you right away," was the reply. “Have I got to sit up straight? " “No; sit as you please.” “Hain’t these clothes too light?” “Not a bit” “I can’t spare over three minutes.” “Very well—l’ll take you in two.” There was no way to get rid of it, and, with a despairing look around and a frown at his wife, he old chap dropped into a chair with a Bigh, shut his eyes, crossed his legs and groaned out: “Well, if I must, I must. Bring on your laughing gas, and don’t let my wife go through my pockets while I’m unconscious I ” Food 111 Digested Imper ectlv nourishes the system, since it is only partially assimilated by the blood. P.de, haggard mortals, with dyspeptic stomachs, impoverished Jcirculation and weak nerves, experience a marked and rapid improvement In their physical condition by availing them selves of that sure resource of the ei< k and debilitated, Hostetler's Stomach Bitters, This general tonic and alterative lends an impetus to the processes of digestion, which insures an adequate development of the ma terials of blood, fiber and muscular ti-sue. Moreover, it soothes and strengthens over wrought or weak nerves, counteracts a ten dency to hypochondria or despondency, to which dpspeptic and bilious persons are pe culiarly liable, and is an agreeable and wholesome appetizer and promoter of re pose. The innrmitiea of age. and of delicate emale constitutions, are greatly relieved by it; and it is a reliable preventive of and remedy for malarial fevers. A World-Wide Deputation. Dr. R. V. Pierce, having acquire ! a repu tation in the treatment of chionio diseases resulting in a professional business lar ex ceeding his individual ability to conduct, some years ago induced several medical gen tlemen to associate themselves with him, as the Faculty of the World’s Dispensary, the Consulting Department of which has since been merged with the Invalids’ Hotel. The organization has now been completed and incorporated under statute enacted by the Legislature of the State of New York, under the name and style of the “World’s Dispen sary Medical Association.” We clip the following from ths Buffalo Expres A branch of the “World’s Dispensary Med ical Association ” is to be established in Lon don, England, a step which the continually increasing European business of the Dispeii sary has been found to warrant, and next week Dr. B. T. Bedortha will sail for the great metropolis named to superintend the organ ization of the new institution. This gentles man has been for some four years associated with Dr. Pierce in a position of responsibility and is well qualified for the duty now en trusted to him. Heretofore the foreign busi ness of the World’s Dispensary has been transacted through the agency of prominent druggists, but it has assumed such propor tions as to require more direct care. Dr. Be dortha will no doubt successfully carry out his mission, being a gentleman of excellent business abilities and most pleasing address. A Word lo U>mnrr. There is a good old English maxim that teaches us to “ believe every man honest un sil we know him to be a Villain.” Ameriec:: custom seems to have reversed this law and appears to make every man a vill iin until has proved himself an honest tnau. As with people, so with things. Every article placed iu our markets can lay claim to popular favor upon intrinsic merit and value alone. Con turned popularity, therefore, is proof positive of intrinsic excellence. Dr. Pierce’s Family Remedies are far more popular to-day than ever before. The people have tested them and know them to be genuine remedies for the diseases they are recommended to cure. The Golden Medical Discovery aud Purgative Pellets are the best alterative, tooic, and ca thartic remedies that can be used in chronic diseases of the stomach aud liver. The world wide popularity of the Favorite Prescription as a never-failing remedy for female diseases, would have alone secured to its discoverer the fame he has so licbly won. Dr. Sage’s Catarrh Remedy, of which Dr. Pierce is also proprietor, is recommended by those who have tested its virtues as a safe and reliable remedy for catarrh in its worst forms. .. At 6t. Anne’s Sunday-school in Lowell, Mass., in answer to the ques tion : “ What is the greatest church festival ? ’ a little orphan, of six years, promptly responded, “ The strawberry festival.” Perfect purity is restored to the circula tiou when contaminated, if Scovill’s B ond aud Liver Syrup is taken. Scrofulous, syphi litic and mercurial disorders are completely vanquished by it, peisistence in the use of the remedy being alone required to accom plish a cure. Eruptions of all kinds, sores, chronic rheumatism, liver complaint and goitre yield to its remedial action, and it not only purifies the blood, but vitalizes the system. Sold by all druegists. CHEW The Celebrated “ Matchless” Wood Tag Plug Tobacco. The Pioneer Tobacco Company New York. Boston, and Chicago. Coj.ds and Coughs.—Sudden changes of climate are sources of Pulmonary and Brons cbial affections. Take at once “ Brown’s Bronchia' Troches,” let the cold, cough, or irritation of the throat be ever so slight. 26 cents a box. Certainly one is not wise if he purchases asy organ before obtaining the latest cata logue and circulars of the Mason & Hamlin Organ Cos. See advertisement and send pos 1 card asking for them,and they will come free. Smoke Pogue’s Sitting Bull Durham Tobacco Ohbw Jackson’s Best Sweet Navy Tobacco. MABKET REPORT. MEMPHIS. flour $8 75 a 650 Wheat 100 a 105 Oom 43 a 50- Date 33 a 40 Lard 8i a Bacon—dear Sides.. SJ a 6 Hay-Best 10 00 a II 00 Whisky—-Common... 85 a 400 Robertson county.. 175 a 300 Bourbon 5 00 a 5 50 Lincoln county.... 113 a 115 High wines 113 a 115 Cotton—Ordinary... 8| a 8} Good Ordinary 9} a 9 Low Middling 9| a 9f 3eeds—Clover 850 a 900 German Millet 20) a 215 Missouri Millet.... 1 '.5 a 200 Hungarian 175 a 200 Buckwheat per bush 1 75 a 200 UVE STOCK. Cattle—Good to extra 400 a 425 Medium Butcher’s. 300 a 375 Common 250 a 290 Hogs—Selected 575 a 590 Fair to good 555 a 590 Sheep-Good to choice 450 a 550 Common to Fair.. 300 a 400 LOCINVILLR. Flour f8 50 a 700 Wheat-Red andAmb’r 100 a 103 Corn —Sacked 34 a Oats 28 a 30 Hay—Timothy 8 50 a UOO Pork—Mess 10 00 a 10 50 Lard 7$ a 8£ Bacon —Clear Sides... 51 a 5f Wool 33 a 85 Potatoes-Irish per bbl 160 a 165 Cotton—Middling.... 9 a 9j Ordinary 8J a 8| HEW OBIEARS. Flour 475 a 550 Corn 45 a 46 Oats 36 a 37 Hav 19 00 a 13 01 Pork.’. 925 a 11 00 Sugar 4J a 7J Molasses 20 a 28 Whisky 105 a 110 Cotton 9i a 10 st. tom Flour $4 50 a 520 Wheat 101 & 102 Com 32 a 83 Oats 25 a 26 Mess Pork 10 20a 10 30 Lard 5 Ja Whisky 1 04 a 1 05 ODA FOUNTAINS—*“> nl ■ Shipped read, for aim. For catalogue, *o.. addreti Chaamaa * Cos., Kalitas. lad.-aiS ViSOU Till BEST MUSIC BOOKS THE CHURCH OFFERING.SAJnX or SU Per duseu, ha- the tmi arranged aud laigest c!!e tion of Music for I bLcubhl ( hlr ever pub.ished. i < Vc-oites, 19 (Jlo la Parts, 2S Glorias, Ac , Ac . all In Anth>m Form. be-ides a large va iie;y of < hauls and Anthems fur Chris mas. MAH- T*:K and other Fe-tivals. Altbouab prepared X pretsly fur the F.phiaiprl *ej vn-e. tbs larva nt.oiler of B e anthems rendeia it one of tte best anthem hooks for all c oirs. E&ster Sasic! Easter Carols! Easi r Acthrms! Send for Lists. C4ATATAK FOR SCHOOLS AND SESt s MU IS. Anions many good ones may he men timed Minute tivlog, 75 cents. lesssn la Chnrliy. SC rtnn il uuitll -is ugrei.&i cents to- a..ilun, H cents. Culpitt Fax, 11. and Fuiry Hi Idal, SO cents. The present number of the WEEKLY MUSICAL RECORD in full ot EaslerKn-te. fend 6 ct* for It. bh h inmovii xt:w nsmi) fob IHK FI A SOI’.iRTH, *3.25. Is the most popu lar ever issued, ns proved positive! by the sale *f hundreds of thousands of copies. * xamiue it. Any bouk mailed for r< tail price. OLIVER DITSON & 00., Boston. C. H- Ditaon A Cos J. F. Dlteoa A Ce, 111 a 843 Broadway. N Y. 923 Chestnut st.Phils. Hii Si ANO ISimpval of tha Fittest. 1 1 FAMILY MEDICINE THAT BAS KiiALKDj j MILLIONS DFKIXG 35 I EARS 1 j ifflliWMMlST A BALM FOIL liVEK V WOUND OK MAN AND BEAST' THE 0L0E8T& BEST LIHiMENT EVER MADE IN AMERICA. ! SALES LARGER THAN EVER. I The Mexionn Muatnnß Liniment haul been known P>r move thiiu thii-:y-flvej years ih tlm b st of sill l.iuhnents, for] IMun noil llcis'. Its sales tortay are] ilarger than ever. It cures when aiil utiiei s fail, un i ]>< net rates skin, tendonl Innd muscle, u tuu tejy bunt). SoM everywhere, j Estcy 4 |(anufactory^Rflnitßtii||fT The Latest Triamph is Cutlery! A POCKET FINGER NAII. COTTER AND FIN XSHKR combined. Male of the best <f teel and handsomely nickle plated. Patented June 18, 1878. 1 is compact form and eltee, unique < enig. its use fulness, and it superiority over the knife will -it o- ce be seen. It is a mine of coined mold for agents, adapte 1 to evorybo >, and sells at sight. Atldrtss f.r terms and circulars to agents and the trade, and send 25c. for sample C. W AKilEKlOfil, Post** office Box No. 2,457. New York City. Mk I iliTiik run W The very heat eood. ELscn mi direct from the • u w p or^ri fi t liM.lt th usual cost. Best | lan ever offered to Club Agent? and large buyer . aEL EXPRESS OBAKOKF PAID. New terms FREE. Tig (treat American Tea Company, SI h! S3 Vi-spySireet, New York P. O. Box I •!. Ylfjf 3 T&TVIT There is no cure lor Bright’s iff! AHI V Disease of the Kidneys, or Iff U 111 f Bladder and Urinaiy Com lllAll A plaint-*. They are in error * IIVftT’M tsKM DY cures . these diseases. GenoralDehii (llll lAT ■/ ity, Uia etes, Pains in the *| , |S § jl! g/ Back, Lei sor Side, Dropsy. 8 || I■■ n Gravel, Dissipation, nd ail & ariAJtl Jam Diseases of the Kidneys, Bind er and T riuaty Organs are cured b> HUNT’iS REM EDY Family Physicians prescribe HUNT'S REMEDY, lend for pamphlet to W K. CLARKE, Providence. It. I. TIYH 3XTEW Improved patent baxteß PORTABLE ENGINE, owned *nd manufactored txclusi t\y by J. (J. ToDI), at Paerson, N J.. and soid at 10 Barclay st., New York, aud by my agents in diff rout citio*. Trie 1 test invention is a great improvement < n th old style being “iruplified. and is sold at greatly reduced prices, which are as fol lows, viz : A 1 h. r> , engine and boiler complete. To and to run, for $125; 1 h. p , *175; 2h. p., *225; h p.. $250 ; 3 h. p., $275, and 4 h. p , $350. Larger siiz-3b iu proportion. Send for circulars. lifS&l T ousandf of infant* nr© slowly sJarvi g because of the *nabiiity os mothers to lurnieh proper Hour iebm nt. b’o not fail to use Ridge's Fool. THE SMITH MCI; First Established ! Most t THEIR INSTRUMENTS Sknsw *rd value in ail the LEADING MARSWJ OP THE XJQRLDI Everywhere recognized as the P|J( !hT IN J'ON IS. OVER 80,000 Made and In use. New Designs coovtanlly. Beat work and lowest prices Send for a Catalogue. foment St, opp. Waltham St,, Boston Jass THE LATEST SUNDAY MOBBING SERMONS BV R£V. C. H. SPURGEON REV. DR. TALWI AGE, and a Portrait and Biograp yofsomo •’•mineat per. ton,unu Bund, y Scbo >i Lea-on cx,iaiuml. and Ad ecdo'es n<l iroi belie Article, ore published H.VEKY WEEK in the CHRISTIAN HERALD *1.90 per annum. Sample copies frm.. Acreute wonted. Also can be h <1 tr.rn ail newiMoalerr. Addresß I I K, N, 63 Bible House Ne * kotk. riAMUK A OMUHJI U\HU INTMO ■XTITIoN WALK 1,000 firstclaas instruments from teat makers to bo placed in Southern homes for introduction and advertisement. PIANOS: 7 Oct. *129. 7>* Oct. *l9 ORGANS: 9 tops *57:13 Stops. *7i; Mirror Top 13 Stops. i*f> Choice instruments at lowest prices eve kaowu. a years writ engnarantee. 9 days test trial Chickerloe. Keabe. SI athushek, Weber and South era Gem t’ianos, MasoL & Haml n. an 1 Pelonbet 4 Peltoa Organs in; luded la th * sals. A c eaa swee,; no eserve; ew instrum nts fresh from t c.tory Only sale or the k ad ever car: e , out in the U. S rite for introduction sale circular. - ddress Ins <li-n At Sou hern tiusic Honse, Savannah G v , the Great Wholesale Piano and Organ Depot of the South. gAPONIFIER Is the Old Reliable Concentrated Lye FOR FAMILY SOAP MAKING. Direction* accompanying each can for malting Hard, Soft, and Toilet Soap quickly. IT IS FULL WEIGHT AW STRENGTH. The market i flooded with (so-called) Conean trated Lye, which la adulterated with salt and rvssiu, and won’t make soap. SAVE MONET, AM> BU7 THE Saponifieß MADE BY TUB Pennsylvania Salt Manuf’g 00. PHILADELPHIA, SELL THE FARM If yeu want to sell the farm, advertise the fact, and let it be known. Fo $lO cash we will insert a seven line advertisement one week in a list o 263 weekly newspapers, or four lines in a different list ot ’837 papers, ox ten lines two weeks in a choice of either of four separate and dUtiucc lists, containing from 70 to 100 papers each, or lour lines one wet k in all four of the sina i lists, or one line one week in all six lists combined, being more than 1,000 papers. We also have lists of papers by States throughout the United States and Ctua la, bc-nd ten cents for our 100 page pamphlet. Address Geo. P. RowM.U & Cos, News paper Advertising Bureau, 10 Sprucd.Street. New Yorkj S33oos^ , s;"A">““SVt^'it J>IT'7A Montx and *xpens rur#nted t q? I | g-nta Ontfltn-*-. BlmwAi’e 6m * mn A DAY to* •nts cPV*,,lng fo.-the Hrevyd-s \ / Fl>ltr. T-rnu n<l Outfit fr Address. IPI O Vl‘ KKKY, Augu-tc. Mslne. POCKET IIIIT OMKT. SO,nMiwoids,snd Or. fOidr 1 .IIeil(R .olhly,ii*;r, e. MUKKAY HILL PPB ( O , l*Q K. a* t st- N i WA Month-Agent. Wnniotl So Im selling srticles i> the world: one sample free. Sddre.. 'a- B - nee?, p*t *' ' IV IVTrfl AOl NTbl j ssl. oor imnit-tise .l,<k <•. lIAil 11.0 Wntch’-eand Jews ry. E’er rerlicuiags send .tamp to t mow BfrrLT Cos., Tepeka. Kwe- TTfl PAY-With Stencil Ontfits. What coe:. Ki r cts. sell# rapidly for Wct-t. Catalogue fret* UIU S. M spencer. 112 Wash’ll st. Bosun Ma^ ARIIIIi HaMt<kKkia!meas<'e Ur!lf °" rKf * nrMHIkIC AM* BICAv V T ii. ml.ve. liCrIUiRC Cme. 85*0. AGENTS \unM CLO' KS ICO and up La trail WATCH NP CLUCK MAKERS, I6( hluch st..Nas viHo Te YOUNG N!EN^X : month. Every graduate guaranteed • paying situation. Address R. Vaieuti ue.M an .Janesville Wi. djin in Jjl fifin Invented tr. Wall- u- t Stock* Dill IU uM.UUu tnai.es fortunes every mouth, (look sent free explaining everyihln*. A-idres. UHTEWAt’O.. Ranker.. D U,l s f mmmEfflMsm We will pay Agents a Salary of flou per montn aotl expenses, or allow a large commission, to sell our now and wonderful inventions. Hr soar, o lef uv .oiy. Sair' pie free. Address SHERMAN Jt C't)., k:-r*lm!l M -cl-.. nTTIYP mPIO Agents Wanted everyw ere to r IHH, I 8. fin **ll to femi its. hotels ana lUllli IdJUU large consumers; lar-es* stout • in the country; quantity and terms the Lest. Coun try storekeep rsehould call or w rite Til E W K LLS TEA COH FAN V.ail F-ilton et.,N V P O Box 2Ai. ® TRUTH IS t iGIfIYI e- .-x a£*ra / Ac Wttk r*st S|*. kht. *Ur ot lyts saii [ ktk Wr sand to yea • mf.it* SMtiirs I ± M'rssr htm ItwrtwHl ar arlßs. isnuahi af | wfl DK. CRAIG’S KIDNEYODIi : for allkiduey dis eases. A nure remedy, failure* uukmwg. HH for circular. Noyes Ur #. A Outl© , St. Paul; L *H, stoutburg k c’o .Ohlc igo; A. Smith, Loud m; W. Maddox, itiplev,o.;E,Uary, Dos Moines: F* Stearns, Detroit T e most popular me limine of the dav. WTTOM A certain method by whim a* t r “ AXvfJIA person can ece tain who is to *>6' QXf A TaTa come their future Husband or Wfte. °Saw 14 Never fails. Full insti uctJon** **nt YOTJ return mail on rocelrt ot three ■ ■ > vv3ct, stamps. Ad ss J M. Alderman. MAKRY Merchantville, Steuben V 0 .% JM. i. M ■ IVTITVI KiDDEH’B PABTILLEB.h^n\ST(^ MBZHMHMnVHBBHtdEantr harlestown.llasa. jpyp a ACI K S -iructiye D°m;<- g * r Entry HOOK KEKFINO, l — HHOBT METHOD. Bent, i’ostage paid, on reciipt of OSK H01.1.A8. XV. 8, CLARK. 227 2d Si.. IHempllW CONS UM PfIO N cnrablo only when steci-illy treated as a disease ol ihe neiTes ol org<,io Lfr. Esplana ory circular. . woithy of perusal, FKKK, Address DK. B. B. HKINTZ i niS, 1 Great Jones MS , Men * ljy_ LlHiilST iSSOItmiIT IS THE mum ol Play*. Drams*. Comedies, Farces. Ethiopian l-ranms. Plays for Lsdh sonly. Plays for Gent) men only. Wigs, Beards Monetachi-s.FacePre aratious. Burnt ork. Jiuley's Wax Works. Tableaux, (ha tadee, Pantomimes, Guides to the Ntace. and tor Amateurs Make up B ok. Make-up Boxes, New Plays KAM’L FRENCH A NON, ?.s K St Mthstreet, Union Square, New York, fata ognes sent FOS K. P> 13 L M O C IT K J\_ AM ABSOLCTILT AND V.-r All INB UIMI PT XO* ooNu 3vr jt* i • i o 3>a and all other diseases ot the * ants •n*JJ'hrmt. horw .r, ed Iree ■ n receipt of *1 A. *• JiJ 1 ' I ,'”' Prlmocnra M 'fg ('o .sole depot for the C■“ J a-'.to st., coi. Broad way, N. Y. Please mention t’ I ** PP ! ’ I '- & PIANOS tr j&ryf M**t on triMl— free. sonn Piano Cos. 21 l: ir.f. Stror, % v. MASON & HAMLIN CABINET ORGANS. Tkm'mntrated tint by HIGJIKMT HONORB AT ALL. WORLD S EXi’O'ITIONIi TOE TWELVE \ EAIIB. viz: at Paris, 1-. ; V'knn.i, l-'D; Nantiao.i PiiiiADEiriiiA, 1876: Paris, 'if7s; and Grand sv . and isn Gold 1 kdal, 1878. Only American >rgan eve awarded hlgheet bonort at an Mich. Sol fo csu or installments. Illu.lr iteit OM -juc m.d ii'ul.ire with new styles and prices, sent tiee- It • 11 i.in Organ Cos.. Boston Hi* York, o- ChicaUO THE MEW YORK SUNT D.*l V- * pages. IKii ts. a month *.i> a year. NI'MD * V. 8 pages. ililsjc r ti EF.KS.Y. s pages a year THt: HUH has the largest cir -ulatioo and If Ih* cheapest and most interesting paper in the United states. I’llß v% I EKLY SUN in emphaticallv thr ceople’fci family paper. 1. W. ENGLAND. Pub!lßher,-N. . Oily. So-diers—Pensioners. We pic lish an eight-page rape!—“TH K NATION A L Till BUNK,” invited to the interests of Pen slonors, fiddlers and Bailors and their heirs; alum contains inur eting fi-mily rending. Price 50 rts a year—special Inducenientst-vclnns A proper blnnk to collect amount due nn<ier new ARRKAItB OF PENBION BILL, ftnnlshe-J gtafui tously to regular subscriheisonly, and auch claim-< filed in Tension Oil C" without charge. Januaryf number a* a speclmeß copy free. Stud foftt GL t K. LEMON A to.. Washington. DC. Lock box a ■ BANKRUPT BALK OF WATCHES! A watch worth 8 1 * sent free on reco.pt of Ms a watrh, heavy case, American pattern, worth !•, tent for S-t; a h -avy silver case, genu no American watch, w r-.h 87, sent for IO; r gent’ witch chain, set ot muds, collar button, solitaire pin and lad <*’ ring, all fine plated goods, for 9i. Remit by draft, postal order or registered letter. ArididM INDIANA JEWELRY CO., Tipton, Indiana. SECRET Writing Machine, of wondeiful simp iclty B and greatest security. A letter p.itc-t was lsmed fora nev device of secret wilting, ny which two por sonf ; can C‘rrep( nd iu auv langfiHge without anf p isfdbility that tbdr letter* can he read by anv bodf but themselves Any person that can read print < hii use these much nes within two minutes. Machi'-eii for writer and reader, with primed circulars, sept fee by mail Feud 25 ct* in poet stamps, an'l wUI forward i achine. KKV. ALEXANDER BKUO - ’LP, inventor. New Him, I’mv n c .. M mu • AGEIKTH WANTED rv'B BACK FROM the MOU I'll OF UfcLL” By one who has beon there! “RISE and FALI of the MOUSTACL’E,” By the Burlington Hwkeyo Humoilst. Samantha as a P. A. and P. I. By Jo-dah Allen’- Wife. Tne three brighes., and test selling b oks ont. Agents, yon can put. ihese book • in every wliere. Best terms given. A idress ior Agency. ABSB lie PUBLISHING CO.. Hartfor I, Ct.,Chicago, 111. SSOO PRIZE BUTTER i rizofl la a)i), at the great Dairy iair, ÜBK OL i iii■ Ifc was awarded lnt< r 181 Rsational )>iploi iiiT>2ii¥r intViVlLiffiMJiL '■ ** foyrrior J'ur <j revjth. i <*r of their Teetujm 241 HH| 3s Zmtf ct €o,or ' '■ men; ala. A l. ffiL LSSSSmmmrn \yryß (rives rilUedtfoolor. -T? ABk ycur drugatet or merch- ■MV f M m yt k a: t i f : or to know whatMßMßhadc. • It is, what It costs, where to petit, write at onrr to WELLS, lAlALLxiDbii* * iM*9 ttrojirieUr*. P AGENTS WANTED FOR THt" ICTORIAL HISTORY*WGRLr It contains 7*flnehict rical engraving* and l*W large dot! tie rol mn pages, and is the most coin pi®;* H istory of the W or!a ever published, it mils at sight tie or) for specimen l pages and extra xern.sto Agents. Address .NATION A Jl PUbLitilllNG CO. tit. Louis. Mo, MOLLER S gy cotHivca OiL I* perfectly pure. Pronounced the beet by the b ip' tint medical authorities in the world. Given Wbo award at 1* WoridV Exposition! and at Ear:*, IVb Sold by Dnudcigl* \V.o .Hch'dlciin 4 Cc..k I PrsM*, B" 4 *l her Societies B nade t ' i . drr h, IS- f. UII-yA Cos., OAumiur, I (jl.w. Heart for IVf -e. EAntm- Military an*. Pircmen’j Gooda. Banners & Flat: { F CURED FREE i / n In al 'ible and un*xc©ll (1 renis*iy for * **• EuilepHYor I U varri’.t^ ITC e ***®* r ' Dd S j| \ -‘A ro lt .ttlv” of m H 0 U nowued specific and a vat it, ■ ■ Treatise sent to any eufteiai .cfc'l nil ms hi* Pot-oflice and Express aJ .rtss, X>K. 11. O. ROOT, m Pearl ... r T arlr Ris mai. u n STOVE POLISH For Beauty of Polish, Having Labor, Clean* 11 new D“ 1 ability & Cheapness, Unequaled MOBSK BROS,, Prop’ic, Canton, 51 a--. WIiEU writing toadvortisery, , . *.,w this advertisement ia this p:>pei, S. I‘. 11 WARNER BRn’B CORBITB xa j '! nWroceivtj the HighcMt Blcmal PARIS EXPOSITION. "fif* F LEX I iiILE in P COR SE *’ /{ ( l M . ll I soft and flexible ant] coutcitism V ’ll 111 / Price by mail, $1.56. \iu 111 For sale by all leading irerchant*. WABNEK 8805.,851 Broadway. N. V.