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KLLWAY. fit.. THURSDAY. JULY 17, JSB4.
J: MJT-A DHEEMt
o’* vl'm-sM un |
Uowld omv fimrifta ftdtmn,
Unfift mb inniHnt MuiWtottflr
Of all tho okMlnae royal grace,
Isttje* dream t nr wnattnt owe
A oahin tow I and was posw truth
But and a dream, n fancy born f
The flirt I Uft Bated lU,
In teiUag this ctovy* the name*
and dates shall nil toe fictitious.
Why f That's a secret, and the
coltuaae of a Mwipspw we not
good about keeping —srsto.
1 landed at ttoe Wsshyia nw|-
meeting, Friday, 8 apt. fifth, 18M,
five minetae to 4 p. as. Vive
ruinates afterward# X firm iatro
•iaced to Mm fluay Cups, and
five minotee aiove 1 was ia More.
For three geklea, glorious, toalie
lujah days 1 stayed with her lake
• oese of eevsn ye ore Heto, fear
ed billows of love-talk iotoer ears
and blissfully toafikad oa ttoe
beans of her eye.
A number of ay friends were
on tho ground and she heard the
most favorable accounts of ana.
So Sunday night we became en
gaged to merry. Two more days
at the campmeeting and a pair of
sentimental idiots on constant
dress-parade. We strollbd, we
gabbed, we squoze bands and
dazzled eyes and performed- soma
t'eata of insanity that wore brisk,
lively and perapicnoua. She told
me all about '‘papa” and “mama”
and “bubba,” her .twin brother,
the only other-.chiid and the hope
and pride and *Uloom ■ and bi<*-
soiK oil the family. was
no hghUw&tght article, ne deci
mal fraction. His morality, in
tegrity and intellect .were fault—
less, uftparaleiled, majestic, mag
nificent and tefcimie.
Her home' U.tiro miles from
Swjgsvtilsj £
p mmi <i ■jiwiraifcMMK
m buftmitfZm f-
Am
lum should hnvt hneu re aflly
swindledf • *>. ' t
1 was id visit bar lb Be—her;
I decided to alip ap at e earlier
period and take her by surprise.
I accordingly calculated the
exact expense of the trip, raised
fifty cents extra for contiugencas,
invited my waiters, told every
body all about it, and west down
to talk: to the old folks and ap
point the time—starting Jfev. the
Bth.
1 reached SwigeviHe on Use
10th, went to the hotel and de
posited my baggage and came
out and took a seat on the piarea.
Tbs grocery was in about fifty
steps of the hotel aad the awarm
of drunken men which such towns
usually breed, was there and on
dptJ
-5-They soon knotted up hi front
Of the grocery door and began to
looking allernately al
eeeh otv* r au d at me. Presently
the group a&vuoeed a little over
half the distance towards ms and
stopped, hi 1e an appointed
spokesman aou of
mottles moved forwar* . ft( j_
dressed me, “Hello, Mr. th.*.., j
who are you, and whar did you
come from, and whar you gwine,
and what’s your business, and
what creek wuu you koiclt outen,
and who kotch you?” 1 arose,
took a chair in both hands, stood
in $ threatening altitude and re
plied : “It is none of yoiif busi
ness.”
IIM *h4lUtttotoatlmhilhdio
I ,ccaaradfi4 “Ui*mw**>n * baya
p***-’MnHrfi4tor>ri tor’adto—gi wdh
Ni*fif—bfi*Mrii wkhtoi bttnliep
Hidrry up sad you’ll smwfclm spsto)
Ngggfl. dotdi ( etidW
Of whmky and “sassy/ 1 and of
*easto had no idea who I was.
1 “fellar*,? arid eoe, “h* see
Mdoh can spit the nighett kin
foot tc mi as iMW fardeat sprt
ter. to treat the crowd.” ‘‘Wait,*
aaya Bobtoa. M w moat alt take a
Se*f tf tobacco ftasb Tobacco
spit is a heap tbe bent.” Bat ttoe
hrowd vm to a burry and eoaid
not wait. So after forming a cir
cle around e, from which there
was no eaeapedhey began opera
tions and so did I. I dodged and
daaccd cod rotated and related
cad did everything I ootid to
evoape the eaieealno streams.
■After a while the boas man
called a halt. "Mem.” said he,
thar ala’t no way lo tell which is
the beat markrtnao, tbe
ifetogs ia a gwine oo; him a
saatebia’ of hi feet op and jerk
in’-’cm about. Lea tie him in a
cheer and nail his bools lo the
fleet.” “Qentleraea,” eaid I, “1
appeal to your magnanimity* I
am a peaceable man and a weak
map—” “Yea aed a onmannerly
man—to comb here to tbe tavern
auftiteck your seat and see all
twb gang of dry cattle % grasin
about and ehawiu tbeir cad and
perisbin to for whtakey and
yoK.not ax nobody to take a
W&L. We’re * laPnln’ yonw
manners.”
would treat you all., with
pleasure, wofltil be delighted to
do 80,*bj4 I got
sell kbhiirt? bf BuipfiJn'
'sale—iS cents a ifece,
Oups, figger tlidt up.” 'file schol
arly (Tops work the difficult sum
and the valise, which I had left
unlocked;' ww Spefted AfYd
tigated, by the 'committee of the
addHffWPWrjrWOT*
*a
gratiiad toby they Con tinued to
exatoto* ! lbiiptoli toad flbmmeut.
"TktfUOSb boctVs got hip stink
drape, ’at he priTtm fife bankech
er to Maka the gita think he
smells pretty." “llere’s his comb
aad bit broWh—Wboopee! Abie’s a
pastel of song' ballets—wbai’s
Capet daps come and read these
seag ballets j - Cubs caa read the
very sdgttifdi outfetf w> 1
Hearing this compliment, Cups
batoned to the scehe of action
determined to auetafti his envia
ble reputation.
“Heed me a ballad and I’ll coa
viaoe you that nay father has not
wasted his money in firing me
sn education.’ 1 **He hafn’f,shore;
that er bey could read the horns
offen a billy goat,” and the eyea
of the base beamed upon the cub
with a look of pride. Cups took
a chair, leaned consequentially
back, crossed hits legs and opened
the ballad that was banded him.
Tk first words that fell on bis
vision were, “lines to Miss Hen
rietta Cups.” He glansed at me,
•melted a whole barn foil of rats,
aad went to the baok porch for a
dunk of water—l sew him eo
j more.
<r lha , his liquor bad
got too heavy, M<n the crOW(l
did not wait long r or B u bb a /’
hoisting me upon their u, ou |j ttrß
-*a mark of diai-i notion tint an
act of hospitality dwingsvilie nev
•r failed to extend to a stranger—
Uiey marched to tlio grocery
singing an old iMsltioned corn
aDnfiiMmliny wNto
IctocnMtouylawtol an#iy
scatu-red in chairs and over
prevented
fmm rectifvinc theirnmnW l
ediy ♦
coat palled off ee they
ish-thn ncuai ensvaieea by fAttfng
m* on the toeek. 1 didn’t
the esdertaisiment and waan*t
fectong many Very dangeitma
tnsiriasanml symptoms jest than,
t After a while they act me down
and asked me what I’d inks.
“Nothing, gentlemen, I don't
Irink.”
“What don’t drink, and hafat
driekt and didn’t never drink f’
"Tea, 1 have drank a little in
toy lire bi I don’t want any
now.”
“Well, ef you don’t took suppea
we got to carry out oor rules—
£ko put blackin’ alt over y.our
. that’s ttoe rale and we keep
x of blackia’ a purpose.”
“Boys, lea let him off.” “No
you won’t, anther, you didn’t let
off my daddy and ke’a a Baptist
preacher and you shunt let this
ohe off.”
The man with the blacking ap
proached. He bad only ttooe to
draw the blacking oaee across
nay face. Hatless, corniest, va
lueless I leaped from the door,
aid made a spinuing wheel of
miy legs as I capered otmbly and
forever away. “The coarse of
true love never runs smooths.”
Goes Loaded.
Retired Book Agent— ll Why,
lidwde do,r dinks f Hew spruce
ydu.are looking. What basinaas
are you in new ?”
Jinks — I “Same old business-”
aclJo<*lto.H#r* • rat-in jtnstiA
4 A’hoak gnt n->(
Vwi” vdf niratfisl’A :it JJtid <*d|
1 1 seenr be.“
‘Well,’ X'VMi'tißaderattoad dlii
ica,! have got out of the boa pi
ta I have given up bels.“
tl keep oti Mid dm* making
|| 4X&fe#fcpr.fcmmo edt el
1 Hfift dp }<>mavegetowwcape
de dWnseb 'xltneinne ei mmahan
TJ introduce
'MI Mil
"People refuse, UT Coarse P
* ' 4oerUfWy. YMM edf hf
my fltdhct V-fatt' af Wl* dpst,
and to expaUfiU P • nm
lV Tbey bog me tot handle it
(jarefsrfiy and pat it assay. Then
1 place it in my coat’tail pocket. 1 '
hoi” ' ,
“After that 2 open my samples
and talk book to them until they
buy, and they don’t dare kick
me.**—Albaay Argos.
Impemdble to Bee the Doctor.
The ether day a Bismark gen
tleman was coming op from
Standing Kook, aad stopped to
see a man who lives near the
Cauaon Hail River. In response
to a knock at the door be beard a
shrill, sharp, “dome in T aad, on
euleriag, found a sharp-faced,
angular woman sitting in the
room under an ops*- scuttle hole
leading into the loft above, with
a shot goo on ber knee.
“is the gentleman of the house
in T’ he asked.
“Yes, sir; be air.”
“Can I see him a moment?”
“No, sir i you can’t see hide
nor a hair ol ’itn.”
“Why can’t I, madam ? I would
like to speak tojlnm on business.”
“If you was a dvin’, and Jim
war the only doctor in Dakoly,
you could’l sol an eye on him till
h gives in an* talks decent. At
dinner, a while ago, ho told roe to
pass ’iiu the apple oss. ao’ I loi’j
VOL. IX. SO. 19
hMnfhmasn’iaes, hwtsass,aa' toe
mid imkaownd'toeiiettdhwae man
an* 1 tel* him that w*cn he tnk w
not loss *hat a hule saas’S feel
esothin’ Is bis sumach to say ecy
en* he mid he'd harve that acar or
die. Ttomsl tnff toton fd fiefsnd
tomato ftor ttoe moi gun, an' ton
made-a break ap through ttoe
Seattle saief the left. When ttoe
senses some to him an* lie ghrm
in that cam is sms, toe kin mam
slews ; but af he makes a break
afore ttoat, off gam the top of tois
head. Thar seta the sobs, strang
er; an't bar’s Jim up ia the 1011,
an’ that’s the way matters stands
just new* aa* I reefcoa yaw’d hat
ter messy along aa’ net get mix
ed laUr ttoe row,”
As the genUeasap moved away
toe heard her voice saying t "Jim,
w'en yea get tired a* yet data
foolin’ an’ want this sees, jet 1
squeal out 1”
And u gruff voice from ttoe
darksome garret repHcd;
"ttosaP
Ve Wafer k Idaho.
A few days aiaec a stranger was
eating ia an Uatoo betel, and
beckoniag * waiter to Mm add?
“Bring me a glam of water.*
"Sirf” Aed (too nonplussed
waiter looked at him curiously.
. *’Brig mo aglom of water.”
The waiter wont luto (too hitch
ed and sown returned and said:
“Beg pardon, stranger, bat that
order of yours has slipped my
memory. What i* it you waati”
“l - want—a—glass—of—watsr l
—Do you understand tbatl”
A bright fea struck the writer
and he rushed out to tbe bar.
The bar-keeper looked* over the
labels, of. every bottle in tbe
bnusej shopk his head and said
U>ei;e e,asp't a drop in atock. Tbe
writer feitirned to the gentleman
And' reported, whereupon tbe lal
ief roared out: ... •,
“You infernal idiot, don’t you
understand plain English 11 wgnt
a glass of water—water to drink
srnirirtl >pmM'V *h .<
lotb. -.u.rhwt.
•and up th. in>n.i >i>4 told Ms
diauig room end approached tbe
* “feKtof 11 • a,d s m eta ?w s
ie Utile bard of bead?*. 1 wall
ftotte ypaw order.”
1 -*4i MSdpved a glees ef water—
’neghiug bet straight water.”
’. *1 am wrrv,* replied tbe land
lord, "but I can’t aceomiaodeto
yog. There Ia so litlia cell for
those foreign drinks here that it
doesn’t pujr to ksep ’em. We’ve
got some prime Kentucky whisky
in tbe bar, if yea can get along on
|Lmf fl
1 The stranger finished his meal
In iileaee.
*■— M e , , A—
WISE BATINGB.
No sauce like appetite.
Rust wastes more then ase.
Advisers are not the payers.
The belly overrules the bead.
The eagle does not hunt flies.
Don't rly on the label of the
bag.
Better be a coward than fool
hardy.
It is only the best bottle that
is dear.
None so busy as those who do
nothing.
Show me a liar and I’ll show
vott a thief.
Bolter a slip of the foot tbau
of the tongue.
Gluttony has killed more than
t ie sword.
Money is a good servant but a
bad master.
A handsome shoe often pinches
[the foot.