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Newspaper Page TextCHICAGO COTTAGE ORGAN Ha* attained a standard of oxeeUeoce which admit* of no superior. It contain* orory Improvement that Incentive foniua, skill and money ran produce. OU.'l KVKRY aim MmHBKm o**a WAR -13 .|| JEla RANTED FOR to m * ?3'm II FIVE EXCEL. YEAH 3. These Ortran* ere celebrated for volume, quality of tone, quick response, artistic design, beauty in tlnLsh, perfect construction, making them the most desirable organs for homes, schools, churohea, lodges, societies, etc. ESTABLISHED REPUTATION. rxr.Qiii.rs facilities, SKILLED WORKMEN, BEST MATERIAL, COtOtlnCl), MAKE THIS THE POPULAR ORGAN Instruction Books and Piano Stools. Catalogue* and Prico Lists, on application, rase CHICAGO COTTAGE OR6AN CO. Cos Randolph and Ann St.. CH/CAQt.tk HOTC H KI CARRIAGE WORKS. Wo manufacture Open and Top Bug gies, consisting of the Side Spring, End Spring. Brewster, Timken nud Edward Storm Spring. Alto variout styles of Two-Seated Cap riages, Wagons, Cutters and Bleighs. OUR No. 0 WAOON. j Liberal discount to tho trade. Semi for Catalogue and Prices before buying. HOTCHKIN CARRIAGE WORM, SYRACUSE, N. Y. _ akd . of nil Sixes. Write for Circular sad tell u* wlist you want. I.’. W. PAYSK As sown. Drawer 1003, Klmira. N. V. Or our New York Oilloo. Eastern Afonttf, Ulf.:* fLAWt* & Cos., Boston, Muss. Our patented Vertical Roller Will not ptuuo. No danger of burninu fluca. “THE GIRL 11E1T BEHIND HE.” l!lutT*tf<l by the .- nf a Bugfrv made by T. T. Huydoak. wliloh is not only tlio I.oadin* IlOfiry vi'tnre. butTHF. LRtDnU Bl'GtiY Of AItIEIUCA. Hu* Ilnvii.irt s sHfetv 1.1 ntr Bolt nnd Fifth Wbe.l, Ask you cionlcr for the T. I'. ??, a > , ?>ck ttBBOT. with the llaydock Safety Kiuj licit and Filth Wheel. Life is Insecure riding over any other. (Tht. rktOT *b> tamliaiS w a lvj m 4. pntnrt in mu, to aayoeo t>. *lll acne to (MM U.) w. T. v ii.imic I‘rip© I.let. Cr. Flam and Twelfth Kta., CINn K MTI, 0. , JVQEBT3 WASTED WHBBB VTE HAVE HOH r . KO IH7E3TMEIII SO FEOFITABLB, Cneater bounty Agricultural Works. AVONDALE OOEU DRILL T rTrn Wheels are made of iron, the driving wheel having a rrswikw N&gL® onoav ® face. The corn box is made of iron, consequently HAJTOx, no warping or get r jsabis. mtl ting out of (shape. ~,,, I —_ m ■ ] f\ TUo operator cm s<\ WILL &ROP Jfl the ccnili\>iptag " f e 'V.tCORN A inite de lc*rs, farm era IM HiL* o OH "' U;'thei* 1 ;u RCWsf AND L^—'W S to there'r h y iuapect OPMAT£O/>W f SS&jSSS-^ COOPER & HILL, AVONDALE, CHESTER CO,, PA, MANUFACTURERS OF THE “TRY MF” HAY T£n"rp ATKINS’ GUARANTEED BAND, FINEST c,Rf I LAR siLvmBB steel d " u MADE, CROSS CUT I I Writo to ns for Parens and Catalogs**. saws. MBHBM Mention this Paper. E. C. ATKINS & CO., Indianapolis, Ind. THE HARRIS IMPROVED DOW IAW M n i!L plantßr ‘an(l Guano Distributor.' premiums than any ilauter ever invented. Mom.f them >;r nro in use and sold j^nrv son than all other make* com* 'Ja \ AKR luued. This no hits boeil 1 ,r,! - ■ 1 : • 11, • • hPI ', % £ cott.u 4-roner. f Ilf. South I'rmsnyvairv .- -tautlrin- " ’’J. ’ -BTia'^” crewing i , i><.>.;i(.. r ii vn he %£XjE9flM9EX!)fflE9E9®aSj^^BC in. onlv | len-* r i !.„• ill j, v* (T * sfy* <4 ■Vaw 3 complete e.lislictiou t> tho plftster SiTrSua , ”“ n,, 0 ,!l * m " k * *•* *• **• AVIW & *o*B. Looiavilla. Xv. SMITHS JR I 1 !s~ IMRE: rnwii - * - IV) Or\j fc'srcll r• s- ’ . • c *r.J | |reint CWI!/ fr , '’ ..lit** 2s 1 Crtflh. Ctesrtf' $H .Si I'C . • *s.* 4 J.U) I L>*. . effort. )• ! 1r an jo.; >f!t I :<i' i*j | **riC€, 2o cent:. per *. bO'ii Ly L* '-*0 I Medicifi*? Conlf.-S g<n? j J* i. • 7! of I I prize l.i zljctp", funtpniJ. i* ary f. r>t! n &< . . •—*rc --'t Sof* pf'.n . TROY SPRING WAGON WHEEL WORKS, TROY , OHIO. 10. 25 ROAD WAGOS. Manufacture for the Trade, SPRING WAGONS, JUMP SEATS, SOLID and STICK SURRIES, Go. ju rsig wjmmjx-rmn. Drop us a postal card and we will direct you to our agent nearest vou, or furnish you ourselves with Catalogue and Prices. THU Troy Spring Wagon and Wheel Works, TROY. OHIO. INVALID ROLLING CHAlfefr (RECLINING) .daßf w p |@ib liOT/i-Mit Factory •jffSs.' j £2 R-d Ktl IT t.'HAlP.fl in th.j v.c* ld. Indict lur circular o oni> raaau.auuatis c: r*c:lxung roiling chain. R* •*< On.. P*—*• fj-yo'% ■ This Week Board la made r.v.v’S , !SB“SS: shlch produces a double- faced board of the best quality and durability. Th* fluting Is very deep, holding more water, sad oonaaquantly doing bettei washing than any wash board In the market. The frame Is mad* of hard wood, end helfi together with an Iron bolt run- P l ?* • the lower edge of the al no, thus binding tbs whole tomthei tattle moat mb’ etao tlal manner, end prodoatag a wash board which for economy.exoellenee end dur ability la unquestionably tha heat In tho world. We And *o many dealers that object to oar board on aoeonnt of its DIKUIILITT, Baying “It will last too long, wn can never aell a austomer bet one.” We take this means to advise oonsomers to ll* MI NT upon having the NORTH STAR WASH BOARD. TH BEST I THU CHKAPEIT. Manofatarfd b j PFANSCHUIDT, DODGE A CO., 848 A 290 West Polk Bt., Chios*o t 111. BUDGET OF FUN. —— # fII'MOROLN IKRTCHEI FROM VAIUOL'M HOI'KCEL Ho Had Capacity—Misunderstood the Person-The Congressman mid the Cow—Cnrlois <'..ln cidence—Dakota Dora Squire Bunker—“Prnfwor, my son lias been at your instiloot for seme time. What do you thiDk he is capable off" j Profc-sor Simpson—“Wnat calling or ; profession do you wish him to follow i” Squire Bunker—‘•Well, you tee. I'm well lixed. All I’ve got will bo his, an’ In not expectin’ him to do anything.’’ Piofctsor Simpson—“ From what I 1 have seen of jour son, Squire, I would ! sty that he has capacity enough for that.” : — Siftings. > The Congressman and the Cow. Ben Lefevre, the member from the Fifth Ohio district, has managed to re tain a sp.at in Congress for the past seven I or eight years upon the hypothesis of I being a farmer. I heard a good story on Beu illustrative of his lack of fanning knowledge. Ben had bargained for a b oodsd cow at the sum of $260, and as tlie drover was driving her to Ben’s farm to deliver and get his money he met a gentleman who admired the animal and asked whether she was for sale. The drover replied that she had been sold to General J.cferre for S2OO. The gentle man replied that if any means could be devhed to make Beu rue the bargain he would give $250 for her. The drover, anxious to make SSO, cudgeled his brain, and, remembering the limited extent of Lefevrc’a knowledge of farm animals, hit upon an expedient. He took the cow to Ben’s house, where she was duly and admi ingly ]>aradud to ao assemblage of friends gathered for the purpose. “Como in and get your money,” said Ben. “General,” replied the drover, “I am your constituent, and want to deal fairly by you. The cow is all she is repre sented to be, thoroughbred and a good milker, but I am compelled to state that she is not exactly perfect.” “Why, what is the matter with her?” queried Lefevre. “Well, the fact is,” replied the drover, “she has no upper front teeth.” “Great heavens!” ejaculated the Con gressman farmer. “No upper front teeth 1 That won’t do at all, and I don’t want her; iu fact, I would not take her for a gift. Still, you shall not lose any thing. Here’s a tive-dollar bill for your trouble in driving here and bock.” “All right,” replied the drover, as he pocketed tho V. “I don't want to take advantage of you. General, ao good-by.” And away he went and told the cow to tho gentleman, clearing just $55 by the transaction. This joke wns too good to keep. Imagine Big Hen’s discomfiture when it lonk< and out, and he learned that no well-regulated oow ever has any upper front teeth. Chictgo Herald. Misunderstood the Person. Jonathan Chaoc, tho quaint old Rhode Island Quaker —who has a tender side, by the way, for all the victims of Cupid - had been tnking the subscriptions of bis colleagues of the Senate for the wed ding present which they were to give tienerul Anson McCook, the Secretary of the Senate, at his marriage. He went to Dolph, of Oregon, and said: “We are going to give McCook a wedding pres ent. How much will you subscribe?” Dolph seemed astonished. I'inally he sad. with some appearance of confusion: “Why, 111 give you something of course, if you want me too; hut I'd like a little time to think about it.” “Oh, certain ly,” responded Chnce, somewhat miffed, and then ho walked off. Then Dolph luirriod over to his colleague, Mitchell, of Oregon, and said to him in a puzzled way: “Chaco asked me just now to join him in giving a wedding present to his cook. What do you suppose he's driving at? When my cooks get murriod I don’t go round asking other fellows to send them wedding presents.” “Oh,” laughed Mitchell, who has been in the Senate be fore, “ho meant McCook—Anson Mc- Cook, the Secretary’, you know. It’s the custom, you know, for Senators to give tho officers of the Senate presents when they get married. “Oh,” said Dolph, breathing freely again, “of course, of course.”— Washington Letter Curious Coincidence. The other day while a Michigan Central train was waiting at St. Thomas a young man of twenty-tivo was observed !o be closely regarding a solid-looking old gent of fifty who had como through from Chi cago. Finally the young man stepped up and inquired: “Isn’t this Mr. B , of Chicago?” “Yes, sir.” “I am Mr. J , formerly of the same place but now of Toronto. Do you re member me?” “Really, hut I do not.” “I was a clerk in your pork house. I aspired to tho hand of your daughter. Y’ou drove me lienee because 1 had no ducats.” “Oh, yes, it seems as if I do recall something of tho sort.” “Well, sir, I want yon to understand that you made a mistake. lam now worth SIB,OOO, and could give your daughter overy luxury.” “Eighteen thousand dollars,eh? That’s quite a sum.” “Yes, sir, and I’m the man you drove hence.” “Eighteen thousand dollars,” mused the old gent. “What a curious coinci i dence! That’s exactly the sum my j daughter's husband gave her the other day to buy summer pug dogs with! I ; must jot this coincidence down.” Somebody held the young man up until the weakness left his knees a little, and then he weut hence some more.— , Free Putt. Dakota Doits. Persons coming to Estelline to reside will find that our dog resources compare j very favorably with those of Eastern communities. In fact, gentlemen may move here right from Dogtown and not miss any home privileges. Our canine residents largely run to bird dog, though several rare specimens of the imported yellow dog are owned by some of our more wealthy citizens. The bird dog has a thin, spectral appearance as if he' had just p issed through a winter twelve years long and had had nothing to eat but one soup bone which had b on distilled two or three times. Their legs are very long. If one of them would get up on its hind legs and put on a plug hat it would lie over eight feet high. A grand concert is called by our dogs every moonlight night at eleven o'clock t*. M. All dogs are cordially invited to attend. Visiting dogs from other towns al art welcome Doga who may have left their voice* at the shop for rep tit a need not hesitate about coming as second hand barks and rejected yelps will lie furnished by the leader Dogs not on good howling term* with the moon are pot wanted on the grounds These conceits are led by a large Mack dam with oaly ths lower part of a votes ! left. Ilia howl aoaads aa if it cam up out of a fifty-foot vsil aad Is Uko aato tho cry of tho offensive partisan. Thao, the bird dogs rest their chins up on ths oornloe of our throe-story postoffice build ing and howl lika a lost soul. Just be fore they stop a job lot of miscellaneous dogs catch the eye of tha moon aad bresk out inlo a wild smasbup of barks and conflagration of wails. This procession is followed by private citizens in bedroom window* carrying double-barreled shot guns and repeating Wincheetars. After tiai dust settles the audience is respect fully requested to remain seated as the performance will be repeated one block farther down the street. Nothing can be more innocent than one of our dogs the next morning. Dogs that took a leading part in the perform ance and others, who, perhaps, nave not got the bird-shot which struck them in the way of applause extracted from their persons yet, will more about the streets wi:h a bland smile, and even patronizing air, and present their moist, red tongues to everyone who offers them a hand. Dogs that split the scared night with graveyard cries till the moon went down will boon hand when the sun comes up chasing your chicken* around the front yard. Borne day the pale, dark-eyed editor of this journal will be missing from Estel liue. His friends will rush hither and thither, but they will not find him. The police will join in the fruitless search and his creditors will fall by the wayside in the long and weary chase. He will be gone far away—oce.ips may roll between him and these sclf-salhe poor, struggling creditors. And he will never return—no, never! This will be when the eats be come numerous enough to alternate with the dogs, and give concerts on the dark nights. He is no hog—he knows when he has got enough.— Bell. **■ Premature Baldness. G. Lassar has continued his observa tions on the nature of premature bald ness, and has further convinced himself of the communicability of the form asso ciated with dandruff. When the hairs which fall off in such cases are collected, rubbed up with vaseline, and the oint ment so made is rubbed among the fur of rabbits or white mice, baldness rap idly makes itself visible on the parts so treated. That this is not done by the vaseline wns shown by anointing other animals with tho vaseline alone, which produced no effect whatever. He con siders that the disease is spread by hair dressers, who employ combs and brushes on their customers, one after another, without any regular cleansing of those articles after each time they are used. During frequent visits to the hairdress ers, it can scarcely fail that brushes are used which have been shortly before dressing the hair of one affected with so common a complaint as scaly baldness. Females are !e-s ofteh affected with this form of baldness because the hairdresser more frequently attends to them at their own homes, and there uses their combs and brushes. In order to prevent as far as possible the commencement of prema ture baldness, the hair should be cut and dressed at home, and with one's own im plements, aud these thoroughly clean. Whon it has begun, the following mode of treatment is suggested: The scalp is to be daily well soaped with tar or fluid glycerine potash soap, which is to be rubbed in for fifteen minutes firmly. The head is then to be drenehad with first warm water, nnd thep. gradually colder water. A two per cent, corrosive subli mate lotion is next to be pretty freely applied. The head is then to bo dried and the roots of the hair are to have a one per cent, solution of napthol in spirit rubbed into thorn. Finally, a pomade of one and one-half to two per cent, of car bolic or salicylic oil is to be used on the head. This treatment has now in many cases brought tho disease not only to a stand, but the hair has been to a consid erable extent restored.— Joutcml of Health. A Magnificent Dinner Service. The entire table service owned by Mr. Childs is estimated to be worth between $40,000 and $50,000, and he has been collecting it for upward of fifteen years. Only a small portion of this great collec tion can, of course, be used at one time; but, as was the case when the table was set to hAve its picture taken, or when some distinguished guest is being enter tained, the choicest gems are selected and artistically arranged, and the result, as seen beneath the soft light of scores of waxen candles, is almost indescribable. The cloth on such occasions is of a heavy material from the “Vale of Cashmere,” of the richest scarlet and heavily embroid ered and fringed with gold bullion. In the cehtor is a mirror lake four feet long by three feet wide, and above it sauds a ceDter-piece in richly chased silver-gilt, vasiform, and finished at the top with eight burners, which, however, Mrs. Childs generally prefers to have filled with rare and beautiful flowers instead of tapers. It has a guilt open-work or bor der of graceful floral design standing three inches above the mirror in which it is reflected. At either end are exquis itely designed candelabra in guilt and silver, which stand nearly two feet in height and hold a number of lights, being also draped with flower-bespangled vines. Standing by the candelabra at one end of the table is a silver wine-cooler, with four raised panels of cupids and graces. The corresponding article at the opposite extremity is a crystal bowl, fifteen inches in diameter and nearly as high, used for flowers. This and its companion in an other city are the finest piece* of glass yet made by any American manufac turer, and for beauty and perfection of cutting they are unexcelled.—Philadel phia Record. Praying and Dieting. Rev. J. T. Clymer in his admirable little work on “Food and Morals” gees clearly the means to be tried in the fol lowing ease and a great many like it In fact it points to the remedy in many evils: “A father, by prayer and precept and flogging, had done las best to reform his boy, whose staple diet was meat and sausage and pie and cake at his meals, with lunch between. The family physician said to the father: ‘lf you will put a leech back of each of your boy's ears once a week for a month you will do more to reform him than your preaching and pounding will do in a year.’ The father asked for the philoso phy of this prescription. ‘Why,'said the doctor, ‘your boy has bad blood and too much of it; he must behave badly or he would burst.’ 'Then,’ said the father, ‘l’ll change his diet from bef and pie to hominy and milk.’ In three months thereafter a better boy of bis age could not be found in the neighborhood. Tho acrid, biting, evil blood had not become food for leeches, but had done its wicked work and pissed away, and a cool order, blander power, safer blood bad been supplied from tweeter, gentler food ter vice* " —Haiti Journal r limit h. The Aral temperance agitation in the Veiled States <j l which there is any record it !• *t*M. o-cur red U lMt, at Ornat. L I* A JOTH.TT PI CHUATOWX A 1 VMM far WmMs mf tUsuin New Ysrfc. Pedestrian* up and uown Chatham street, or as it is now known. Park How, New York City, hare noticed an unusu ally large number of Chinamen arrayed in holiday attire passing in and out of the narrow hallway of 202 Mott Street. It ia not an 'imposing loolcing entrance; it opens directly upon a steep stairway, and the only suggestive feature is a strij. of red paper over the doorway, which looks ss if it was a label torn off a pack- Tof fire crackers. It bears the name ‘Joss,” and tells the devotedly in clined Celestial that the temple is up stai*. Early last week the new interior fittings of the temple, the altar, tables and chairs, arrived here from China and were put in place. Now the unpretend ing third floor of 202 MotA street con tains some of the finest specimens of Chinese art in that city. The altar is of carved ebony, practically a large frame for the picture of Joss and his attendant deities, executed on satin in the most elaborate style of Chinese art, and a heavy table for holding the incense burners and votive offerings. Asa whole the carv ings represent the universe; along the bottom, under the table, is the sea, with fish, aquatic plants, and the huge turtle upon which, according to Chinese my thology, the earth is supposed to rest. From each side rise trees, shrubs, and heavily carved foliage, with birds and an imals among the branches. The branches interlock over the top, and the whole is backed with heavy plate glas* mirrors, representing the heavens thickly studded with golden stars. The chairs and ta bles are in the same style of rich Oriental arving, and the room is lighted by carved lanterns hanging from the ceiling. The walls are hung with Chinese mottoes, the air is heavy with incense, and it is hard to believe that we are in New York and not in Cathay. The whole affair coet the Chinese resi dents of New York between $6,000 and SB,OOO and is entirely self-supporting. They liavo queer features in their re ligion which wag quaintly explained to me by tlieoldpriestin charge. I noticed that a large portion of the worshipers would come in. make their obeisance to the altar, bum a few prayer sticks and go out. Some, however, remained a longer time and gave the priest sums varying from twenty-five cents to a dol lar. In response to my inquiry he said: “A man can say all he wants to in three minutes, so he have three minutes for nothing; if he have good deal to say, he pays twenty-five cents for the next three minutes, fifty for the next three, and so on. No good to pray too long.” Then he added after a moment’s reflec tion : “In Melican church man talks an hour and everybody pray two hours or two hours and a half, then make collection bog to pay the minister. Chinese way, 600 or 600 people pray two hours we make two or three thousand dollars.” The system strikes me as a good one. It pays the expenses of the temple and dis courages garrulity. With its dingy ex terior the Chinese of New York have now one of the most richly furnished places of worship in the city.— Cimetitutian. Sawed or Resawed. Fly catchers—base-ballists. Loop-holes—watch out for them. Meridian casts the shortest shadows. Evening and morning shadows are alike. A striking circumstanco—a base-ball bat. Is a housewife shooing flies a black smith or a shoemaker. Why pny a bill to-morrow that you can put off until next month? An honest laugh marks the honest man. If lie laughs through his teeth watch him. The soda-fountain man is the only per son who can “ hiss” at people without giving offense. Los Angeles, Cal., allows no young lady on the street after nine o'clock p. m. He can be on the street—the gate be tween them. The most modest man ever heard of was in a rowboat in a storm. He got swamped and drowned because he re fused to hug the shore. Many high Chicago buildings minus elevators are objected to because of the climattic influences incident to their up per regions. The Marquis of Lome is out against home rule. No wonder. He knows the disadvantages of it ever since he -was married. Glycerine and rose water is a good remedy for chapped lips, and young ladies will find it much safer than being tickled by a mustache. Should Mrs. Cleveland ever find her self at all lonely in the big house, she can enter her carriage and go shopping in Pennsylvania avenue. The men that take care of themselves find little fault with the property-own ing classes. Those who talk anarchy want the workers to divide. A North Manchester (Ind.) maiden has brought suit against her too vigorous lover for fracturing her breast-bone in an amorous embrace. Science may settle everything else, but we are sure it will never satisfac torily explain why a woman always sucks her finger when she bums it. Miss Cleveland will go on writing novels just as if there was not a man in the world. She does not consider men of much account, any way. A Kentucky negro has been sent to prison for life for stealing thirteen dol lars, and yet the Thirteen Club contend that the number is not unlucky. Barest Tranquilizer of the Nerves. The surest tranquilizer of the nerves is a medicine which remedies their supersensitive ness by invigorating them. Over-tension of the nerves always weakens them. What they need, then, is a tonic, not a sedative. The lat ter is only useful when there in intense mental excitement and. an immediate necessity exists for producing quietude of the brain. Hostetler's Stomach Bitters restores tranquil ity ot the nerves by endowing them with the vigor requisite to bear, without being jarred or disturbed unhealthfuliv, the ordinary impres rions produced through the media of eight, hearing and reflection. Nay, it does more than tliis -it enables them to sustain a decree of tension from mental application which liu-y would be totally unable to endure without its assistance. Such, at least, is the irresistible conclusion to bo drawn from the testimony of business and professional men, literateuro, clergymen, and others who have tested the fortifying and reparative Influence of this oelebrated tonic and nervine. Bei.no outgeneraled by a woman is apt to be the epoch in man’s life that renders swearing delicious. The purest, sweetest and best Cod Liver Oil tn the world, manufactured from fresh, healthy livers, upon tho seashore. It is absolutely pure and sweet. Patients who have once taken it prefer it to all other*. Physicians have de cided It superior to any of ths other oils in market. M**d. by Caswell, Hasard * Cos., New York. QallS Hair Rsoewer alwsv* give* eatlefazv woo. aad * indorsed by our best phrtieiaas. . A* a stimulant to the stomach. liver aad bowels, tb* safest remedy is Arer s PUU. Tkkrk ia o justice in the trurldV era •“ring a man for hi* errors, unless th* world itself, under like circumstances, ha# tuned such defeat iuto victory. A man who stops to grieve over trifles must expet to forfeit hi* place in the line of human advancement. Ths Vice-President of ths City Brewery, Mr. J. Htlan, of LoaisvlUe, Ky.. was entiie ly cored in one week of a savers attack of rheumatism by 9C Jabebs Oil. Occasionally do foreign phrases express one’s tbonvhts on paper better than plain English. However, when an author settles a° w n to it as a steady thing, it is simply a oloak to screen his or her incompetence and to hint at lea_rnimr. The true secret of soccer Is merit. This Is so with Red Star Cough Core, a purely vege table compound, entirely fr-ea from opiates, poisons and narcotics, and which has received the public endorsement of physicians and chemists every where. Twenty-five cents. it is difficult to counsel a until to the neces sary method to pursue in order to make his mark in the world, l tit it is comperntively easy to congratulate him after he has hit the mark.and enligten him that you a! wavs proph esied as much. Advice to Consumptives. On the appearance of the first symptoms, as general debility, loss of appetite, pallor, chilly sensations, followed by night sweats and cough—prompt measures for relief should betaken. Consumption Is scrofuton3disease of the lungs: therefore use the great anti scrofula, or blood purifier and strength-re storer—Dr. Pierce’s "Golden Medical Lhscov. ery.” Superior to cod liver oil as a nutritive, and unsurpassed as a pectoral. For weak lungs, spitting of blood, and kindred affections it has no equal. Sold by druggists tho world oyer. For Dr. Pierce’s treatise cn consump tion, send 10 cents in stamps to World’s Dis pensary Medical Association, CU3 Main street, Buffalo, N. Y. Half of mankind lies awake nights thinking how to outwit the other half. If you feel ar though water was gathering around the heart (heart-dropsy) or have lieart rheumatism-palpilation of tho heart witli sulfo cation.sympathetic heart trouble—Dr. Kilmer’s Ockas-Weed regulates, corrects and cures. About the only way to cure conceit, if in herited. is to die. The Weaker Sex are immensely strengthened by the use of Dr. R. V. Pierce’s “Favorite Prescription,” which cures all female derangements, aud gives tone to the system. Sold by druggists. The devil should have credit for one thing- He rewards al 1 alike. It Isa fact worthy of note that the most suc ce-sful subscription book publishing houses in thiscountry are those owned aud controlled by men who commenced as canvassers tbem kslves. B. F. Johnson, who is head of the lirm a f B. F. Johnson & Cos., of Richmond, spent eight years in the field, traveling through Vir ginia aad other Southern States. The junior member of this lirm commenced canvassing for him a few years ago In South Carolina With a cash capital of less than $lO. Now they have the largest and most efficient force of agents of any house in the South. Their large expe rience as canvassers enables them to place in the hands of their agents oniy such books as are adapted to the wants of the Southern peo ple, consequently, their agents share with them thorn the reward of their good judgment in this matter. For every family contention Satan puke an extra pound of fat on hi* ribs. Startling Weakness, Foneral and nervous debility, impaired mem ory, lack of self-confidence, premature loss of manly and powers, are common results of excessive indulgence or youthful indiscre tions and pernicious solitary practices. Vic tims whose manhood has thus been wrecked should address, with ten cents in stamps, for large illustrated treatise giving means of per fect cure. World’s Dispensary Medical Associ ation, 663 Main stroet, Buffalo, N, Y. As man grows in wisdom ho learns how in .dependent tho world is of him. Straighten your old boots and shoes with Lyon’s Heel Stiffeners, nnd wonr them again. A Rcmnrknblo Cure of Scrofnln. William S. Bak r, of Lewis, Vega County, Ind., writes as follows: “M.v son was taken with 6erofu.a In the hip when only two years o and. We tried several physicians, but tho boy got no relief from their treat ment. Noticing your Sjovill's Sarsaparilla and Btillinqia, or Blood and Liver Syrup, rei!omm?nd ed so highly, I bought some of it of you in the year 1862, and continued t .klng It till the sor.? finally healed up, He is now 21 years of ago, and, being sat Isfltd that your medlcinodld him • o muFh good when he used It, we want to try agalirin anolhsr case, and write to you to get some more." Best, easiest to use and cheapest. Piso's Remonyfor Pntnrfh. Bv and rmrgists. rX)o. mm BITTERS Combining IRON with PURE VEGETABLE TONICS, quickly and completely CLEANSES and ENRICHES THE BLOOD. Qnlekcn* the action of the Liver and Kidneys. Clears the complexion, makes tho skin smooth. It does net injure the teeth, cause headache, or produce con stipation-ALL OTHER IRON MEDICINES DO. Physicians and Druggist? everywhere recommend it. Mr. W. W. Manahan, Tuscnmbia, Ala., says: “ I have been troubled from childhood with impure blood and eruptions on my face. Two bottles 01 Brown’s Iron Bitters effected a perfect cure. I can not speak too highly of this valuable medicine.” Mr. James Aitken Harris, 161 Charlton St.,Su vaunah, Ga., says: “ I used Brown’s Iron Bitters for Blood Poisoning with great benefit. It cared a run nin** sore of more than a year's standing.” Mr. Wm. Byhns,26 St. Mary St, New Orleans La., says: “ Brown’s Iron Bitters relieved mo iu ; cue of Blood Poisoning and I heartily commend i to those needing a blood purifier.” Miss Kate Everett. £97 St. Cloud St., Now O leans, La., soys: “ i had taken so much arsenic 1 an eruption of the skin that my physician forbid r using it longer. Brown's Iron Bitters has entin cured me.” Genuine has above Trade Mark and crossed red line: on wrapper. Take uo other. Made only by lIKOWIH CHEMICAL CO., BALTIMORE. Ml) ely’s Catarrh CREAMJALMBp^ We have never htm-R died a catarrh reme-Jw L^al dy that has increased VHAYFEVERp so rapidly in sales as Fly's Cream Palm Wjt / or that has given such universal tion.—C. N. teuton, 115 Wtitm 1 St., Nesc York City. HAY-FEVER A particle is applied into each nostril and is agreeable* to use. Bri cefri irts. by mail or at druggists. Send for o rcnlar, ELY BROTHERS. Druggists, Owego, N. Y. idS/'l WILSON’S ni CHAMPION SPARK ARRESTEE' R cst °P?? draught arrester in \l / i!* e iworc gin house?* IcLrtf bnrncd from engine sparks. Sold W I -m® " ayne fr 4.,Nlfllcdgcville,t Ja. sw Kesponsible Agents wanted for sate of Arrester ■snrajsiß! thinn Cure sever faiU to give® ief in the worst ctflea, insures com- Ilf i curt'* where all others fail. A H ou skeptical. Price 50 eta ccdH jfeViafSgSJffßLEl HP° to s2sooisK&atfss epare moments may be prolttably em *B? Vjomeoni e r r Ta; ' anclos in towns and cities. B. r JOHNSON a CO,, lui-i Mam .-t,, hlo.unond. Va D|m[|i9— Dills Great English Gout and DlOirS rillSi Rheumatic Remedy. - Oval B.i 01.00! rsnnd. 30 *. Danaiaw. toSojdtera AHeirs Sendstarwo I GfISIOItS Circular*. COL. L. BINO. 9 wIWIWIUaAA AW y, Wash! a*ton. D. O. TEXAS tiHAlws for sale, tendstunp or 1 ulag circular. CaaLos Rr.vsr, Sr.. M.rioo, Ala. gfigSißoßiiaw i i f BEST IM THE TiT A.RTTT\T Magazine Rifle" —-Wy twwM, so* a. mlj .bMl.uly Sal. .I*. .. It. BUM. W ■ OAtianr, sroarivo axd tabort torus. >•■•*•*. Bmi a. tlto.no.j MAP LIN Finn ARMS CO., Now Harem, Coan. figgsg BRh^ A Skin of I* ■ Joy fersvtf. Snj£Sd’*Goo? the tout harmful of all the Skin preparation* l " OMbocSr will Ua< adz mouth*, oidnsr it every d*y a Lao Poudre Sola tile removes auperfluoui-h*lr without injury to tha Ifcta, ■rm. M. B. T. WOCKaID, 6fc Prop., 4* bW few Tart Tor aale by Iriufxim an ! Fancy Goods Healers in th* P. S. C*UHdai. hurope. 14T Boware of bam imitation* fl.< Reward for arrest and proof of any one aei ling aam* ■ DR. KILMER’S °“ of every five we rr * r . meet has some form of Heart Disease, and is in con stantdanger of Apoplexy, Shock or Sudden Death 1 'fhiß Keincey regulates, re lieves, corrects and cores. NaifJWßiy tyPreparcd at Dr. Kilmer** t • Dis PEN BAST. N. Y. 6for. letters of Inquiry answered. ! te oa Guideto Healtiu Sent Free). >l. $5. ol> sola byPregghto. Salvo CUKES DRUKKEIESS And Intemperance* not Instantly, but effectually, ihe onlv scientific anti <© dote for the Alcohol IlnbFt and the only remedy that dares to send trial bottles. Highly endorsed by the mod leal profession and prepared by well known New York physicians. Send 4*9s •tuinpa for circulars and references. Address “SALVO REMEDY,'* No. 2 West 14th St, New York if Pimples. Blotcfaefl, Scaly or Oily Skin, Q Blemlshei nnd all Skin Diseases Cored 9 and Complexion Beautified by 8 Beeson’s Aromatic Alum Sulphur Soap. | Sold hy Druggist* or sent by mall on receipt ofß ■iscent* by W)I. DKEYDOPPEh, IHanu-H facturcr, 2CS Norih Front St., Philadelphia, Pa. | JOJNES toil l PAttifFß EIC HT W 5 Ton Wacou Hcate*, Irso Levera, Steel Besri-rt*, Tut* Bctrc and B*am Bax M 58 <3O. TN Frery ale Bc*!. F#r fre prle lie# r V " ■fnrtßß this paper *nd addr*s r 9 ** lIROHAMTM. 1 BINGHAMTON. N. BOOK AGENTS WANTED for PLATFORM ECHOES •r LIVING TRUTHS FOR HEAD AND MART, By John B. Gour/li. - t Hi* last and crowning life work, brim full of thrilling Inter*- Mt. liumor and pathos. Bright, pure, and good, full of ‘daughter aud tears." ItaclU af tight to alt. To it 13 added the Life and Death of Mr. Gough, by Rev* LYMAN AB BOTT. 1000 Agents Wanted,-Men and Women. #IOO to S2OO a month made. {JZTJ>iat*nc no hindrance UWS rive Frtra Term* and Pty Freight*. Write for Circulars to ▲. D. WORTHINGTON Ac CO, Hartford, Conn. jSjZmsZ o7 a STEP IN ADVANCE OF ALL OTHERS. TjjT"J™w/>2“""TPBETTen instruments. A g?4flH \ LOWER PRICES. JPEasierTerms INCLOSINQ%yfer?f™ ,^/^f Stamp for Full Particulars. bein bros. a. co J -“ mk y NEWARK, N.J. l No Rope to Cul Off Horses’ Manes, k t CelclTaKxl ‘BCUPrfK* n iI,TIIIE and BRIDLE Combined* cannot aWTK. bo Slipped by any horse. Sample Ilalter to any part of U. S. free, oa 9 receipt of sl. Sold bvnil Saddlery. JpZa* Hardware ami Harness Dealers. jgßruß Special discount to tho Trade. rJ jLdfEwsr Yw Send for Price List. Lf£ l 2o a^- jr V V; J. C. LIGHTHOUSE, J If Rochester* N. Y. w... CONSUMPTION. I have u positive remed y for the above disease; by Its use. thousands of cases of the worst kind and of long ■tendinghave been cured. ludeed./ostrongl* ray faltl* In its efilcacjr.tlmt I wl 1 send TWO POTTLES FRKB, together wltti a Va LUART.BTREATtSB on this disease We&J sufferer. Give express snd F O. sddnss. Z 7 Dlt. T. A. SLOCUM, ill Pearl Sc.. Ksw Yerk. xjgsv Face, hands, feet 7 and all their imperfection!, Including Fsdaf, ftWl Developement, Superflnou* Hair, Hina Marks, fgk j* .IL Mole*, Wart*, Moth, Freckle*, Red Nose, Acne, Black Head*. Scan, Pittlne and their treatment, °r- JOHN H. WOODBURY, 3. Pearl St. Albany, K. Y. E*tVd 1870. SendlOe. for bosk. f O DOLLARS each for New and I B Perfect BEIVING MACHINES. I m Warranted five years. Sent on trialifd*- ffilE} UoM ■ IM sired. Buy direct and save (15 to £ls. BmiWP Orau*r'ven a* premium*. Write for FREE clr- >4l cr.lar with 1000 testimonial* from erervs’ate. fs. CEO. PAYhiE A CO. 44 YT.Monn>oßt.,Ulq*r>. [GIVEN AWAY! kSStISS.'S 16 cent* Id portage ■tamp, to pay mailing and wrapping Urf parlor engrarin* of all “OUR PRESIDENTS;” slxe, 22 hj t 8 tectx*; worth t*. Also aome on* in this community should send $1 immediately for outfit and seouie the agency of the best Beilin; book now publish ftl, “ The Uvea and Graves of Our President*” Hundreds of copies can be add hero. Address Eu>xa Poe. Cos., 864 Wabash At., Chlcsgo. TKOTS SMOOTH POWDER steeping Teeth Perfect ud Gum a Healthy, QATP NT Q Obtained. Send stamp for S* w ■ Cl l I o Inventor’s Guide. L. Bino- I ham, Patent Lawyer, W ashington. D. C. Mto S8 a daV. Samples worth SUL* FREE- Lines not under the horse's feet. Address Brewster’s Safety Rein Holder, Holly,Mich. SURE CURESWSaIi'I $ Q ELECTRIC BELT for Kidneys, Pain, Nervous & SO weak. Book fre9. Fletcher ACo .Cleveland, O. &ERMAN s™? L! FOR ONE DOLLAR. A first-class Dictionary gotten out at small price to encourage the study of tbs German Language. It gives English words with the G rman equivalents, and German words with English ieflniiions. A very cheap book. Send Si.oo to HOOK PUB. HOUSE, 134 Leonard St., H. Y. City* and get one of tnese books by return malL V . o £ cSbuys a horse M Book telling you how to DETECT sad Hi CURE DISEASE In this valuable ani mal. Do not run the risk of losing your Horse for want of knowledge to cure him, when f jc. wil ipajr for a Treatise. Buy one ana inform yourself. Remedies for all Horse Diseases. Plates showing how to Tell the Age of Horses. Sent postpaid for 5t5 centa in stamps. N. Y. HORSE BOOK CO, U has taken the lead la the sales of that clast oi remedies, and has gives almost universal satisfac tion, MURPHY BROS., Paris, Tex .. Sh ’"”> u> “-or Of the public and now ranks among the leading Medi cines of the ofldqsa. A. L. SMITH. BrvMnd. F*. g, a&3g < - ■ Piso's Remedy for Catarrh is the I Best, Easiest to Use, and Cheapest. ■ Also good for Cold In the Head, jH Headache, Hay Fever, Ac, 60 cents. Hi SLICKER'? rhdKIVH BBAKDSi- , 'KI Wl warrant! walarwaaf, u 4 will k**P f i*y hi jifco Tea ft t’OMMKL EUOUBte * *4ct rtdmff el, M 4 ke*nlMlUteM44 - ti yf|R. UliseM. Vhi cvntu Vl(b'>t lha - flak if—t-aj-aarfc I -aauu4 Mft A. J-Tm rw. Mot*a, Ham. It la surprMnT bow rruch I sawed In quality and price on Engine, Saw-Mill, Grist-Mill, Cotton- Gin, Feeder, Con denser, Cane-Milf, Fa-hine Oil and other M-chioery by writing to T ilOifl AS CA ML Covington, tia.