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Newspaper Page TextVOL. I—NO.1 —NO. 25. jiarim Simbcv C> POn’.ISnKD LYK::S SATURD AY >. I OIiYIN G. I:Y RICHARD W. GHU BB office pniu.li'’:-> luii-ding. Subscription Rates, in Advance. ft*ear ?2 50 Koi i* months. sl.::u Club Rates: Five copies. < i.rl> m>* year i ™ *l e „ • > or over, ***ch mn‘yv.*r l *>u A ivcrtising Rates; ... •{ SQUARE, 1" Bee* ■*l*o. 'hvt insertion, .ft S< tvieh .ni'Kt jiienl lusiM'lion.... 1 (Mi ■ *<-yn K ,;fa! Rate* to Yt'irhj mill f.arc/t Atirerfi.-ti*. VrlverlisenioiifH iVoin m*|Miii*il>l* iwrllen will In p (Wished aatil ordered out. wlie.n rlie time if run Bpei'.ilieil <>u lilt! anti pdymeiu vxacnwj ar.otmJ. itUiiy- Oommtluicatiiiuis Tor individa-il hen,:lll. or <>( >■ pergonal character, clmrsred as nrtvertii-e.incnis. Marriage*, end Obituary notice# not exceedlm lour lines, solicited for free |in!)licnticn. When ox c jetlina that apace, rlianred a# ndve^-samentr lor aflvertiaemcp'? due upon p-e-mntaiioi after the first ’-aertlpn. but a spirit of commercin' i locality will he practiced toward res'llinr patron*. To avoid any raisanderntiiiuiiii!.'. the above ruler w ill he adhered to without deviation. All letter# and comniuiifcalit.n* mould headdress Richard W. Grubb, I AKiEV. 01. its '.■■■ n i ff—*-*** l^— r ' iJ* a '->^ i FIT? IHKEtTOKY. County Ofrcers. Counti/ Commi*iiioh&-- T I’. T'ea***, Lied'man. .1 p. (jiigoii. .f iniea Wiiik.-r, am . I msklison. K. yp.r-ij, i,. Mclntosh. Thom i# Gignilliat. Cerir n. C C. -Hr. W. Kenfcii. (Herb Superior Court— lsaac .M Aiken. Ordinary -Lew is .laek#oii. Sheriff —lames It. Bonnet. Omuiii Sheriff— Alonzo flity'on. Tikrti&r Tax Return*- Y adi-oti Thomas. Tax CoVerJor S. W. Wilson. Corot/ Trutwrer— E ’ rhnmnnoy. t he 'Aommisaiouers meet fit-t W edneaday in enel 111 :ii! ‘ . , Municipal Officers. E-Of. Mayor-\\ P. Pease Er-Otf. Aldermen —Jo*. . OtHon .T om- W alker jnn # L'clciieoti. R. L. Morris. L Mclntosh, Titos Oienilliat. Cl eric find Treasurer— l’ r . si . Kenan. CiJt, Marshal- iii l>* H E. fair llirbor '. Rd-irtwe'l. lurpector General- E S. IJaretav. Police Court everv mo i ini' at Pi o'clock Port TFarfeii-*.—lsaac M Aiken, J lot 11. Burrell James (4. Yeonsr. Coroner.—John H. Burrell. U. S. Off O-'M'*?. Collector of C*t*ttnnfi Brunswick District— John T Collifi-. MiTKlqUiirt-i> •" Rrin*'vii*k. Deputy Collector of Custom* for Fort of Darien— C!Ut. II Towu>end. XT. S, T vla Is. * Postmaster —T>. W\ Dm vis. Tht*. imii i.* iy*• ■$ I)tri mi -vrv *V l'cnAv/ mttl -Mir r.-irtv >it G oYlrk \. M fr VrTufbh Vo. 3. A.* 1 (j r. R., iTYHkioir coihmmmtn* with ru.tilt* North and South The nuil vnve* front A(rTnt*h N t *y iV A 7?.. T? cy-tv Tmi— hiv Mud F'i hn r\ niiiifsaf So elk Mail** clouo every Wcdu. mi|v ;ikl *aturdy at S>.• oV.' *rk. R The’O r* rfli/i<ii • •>* rh** K ftiurrh i-viTv <v*.*iiin r at 3 and S o <‘lteU- Rr .. !i. ?f. Lookw o ' I. F-ipt.'r R"M*rion* ■ ?h- K;d-c p:ii ever- c ”oday litoi at 11 o’clock. Rev. R F. Clot p- -tor y{c)ijri.--j -js ' evi-*v s; ''' h ifh ?it 1' A. M.. 3• . M. and 7 P M.. at the co nretl Baptist Chinch— Rei R Miitn. Pa-tor l'i.t|.r],4 s‘ i rvi'**— e'vio’c ~ ]i *\ . M . ai; X P M . at the Methodi-t Church (colored)—Rev S B.nvn, Pastor. Mitotic. Live Oak L i-l_'e No T 57 ns ets fir-' Wedncsda> it each month at their ilall mao' t.' e Majrmdia "oils ■ L. P. Chanipney. W. M. A. K Cot. Secretarv. CHANG -5 OF S HEDULB. UENE’L •#”!’ 1 RI NT END ENT'S OFFICE, j •ATLANTIC* AND G GI.F !i ' II.KOA 1). > s\va nn a ii. Oc toht r 11 1 ' s 73. ON AND AFT- R a\Tl'R!t.\Y, OCTOBER VJ 1873. Patsen,- t Trains on this roa I "ill tan a follows: EMPRESS PASJBENUK . Leave Savannah did'vet 4:30 P. M Arrive at .le>np ai vat Nta P. M Arrive at Baintiridr-d tilv at 8:!a A. M Arrive at \pmnv daily at h:!0 V.M. Arrive at Liv ■ t>ak and ,ih at 3:55 A. M Arrive at .1 irk-nnvile daily at.. hi:U A. M. At-rivear T illaiiassee daiiv at 1u:55 .M. Leave Tullah-t-s e d-iiiv at 0:30 P. v. Leave Jacks invill • daily at '-’:*o P. M. Lave Live Oak daily at 0:05 P- AI. Leave Albany daiL at 3:10 P. Al Leave Bainhiidee and ilV' at 4: 0 P. M Leave Jesup dailvat 5:00 A. M. Arrive at Savannah and diy at... A. M. Sieepin ' C >r runs t‘iron-.'h to .1 leksouville. Pissenoers for Rrun-"' ck t-ik - this Train, arriving at Brunswick daily at 10:30 P M. Arrive at Brunswick dully at 10:30 P. M. Leave Brunswick 2:30 A. M Arrive at Savannah B:2a A. Al P*aaepa*rs fniirt M team by AI. and li 8:00 A M.. train cimtiecf at J,—up with train for Florida. Pas MhiforH from Florida eonneet at Jesup "it. train arriviut iti Macon at 130 P. M. ACCOMMODATION TRAIN. (EASTERN niVISION.) Leave Savnnnnh (Monday. \\ edncsilay and Friday) at S:SO A- M. Arrive at Jesup (Monday. Wednesday and Friday) at 12:30 P. M. Arrive at Lawton Monday, Wednesday and Friday) at 7.30 P, M. Leave Lawton (Tuesday. Thursday and Sat urday at 5:10 A. M. Leave .letup (Tuesday. Thursday ami Satur day) at 12:10 P. Al. Arrive, at Savannah (Tuesday, Thursday at and Saturday) at 5:43 P. M. ACCOMMODATION TRAIN. % (western division.) Leave LawtOD (Sunday exetpti c' 7:25 A. AT. Arrive at Valdosta. “ 0:33 -\. W Arrive at Quitman. *■ 10:54 A. M. Arrive at Thomasville •• 2:40 P. M. Arrive at Albany, “ 7:00 P. M. Leave Albany, “ 8:!5 d’?!’ Leave I liumasville, “ 0:10 P. M. Quvtnian. “ 4:13 P.M. Leave Valdosta, “ 5:38 P. M. Arrive at Lawton. •• 8:05 P.M. Connecting at A lUany with Nielit Train on South western Railroad, leaving A ibauy Snnday. Tuesday and Thursday and arriving at Albany Monday. Wednesday and Friday. Trains on Brunswick and Albany Railroad leave Junction (No. 0. A. and O. R. R.) for Albany on Monday. .Veducsdiv and Friday, at ll;00 A. M., and arrive from Albany Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday, 2.49 P. M. Mail Steamer leaves Baintuidge for Apalachicola every Thursday, at 8 A. M. H. 8. HAINES, Genl. Supt, SAVE IfiUE MONEY! TIMES ARE HARO it TT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT LYE-T ONE L suOHi-D 1-T.xD THE PLACE WHERE THEY CAN GET The fet.Fer Their Money. OLD STOItK, CORN Lit ILIOAD AND SCULVEX STS., DARIEN, GA., Would resjiectfully invite the attention of theii friends and residents of I>iilien nnd a* 1J< >i1linir c-uintics. thoir large and well se lected stock of General Merchandise, CONSISTING OF DRY GOODS LOTHiNG, HAT 3 and CAPS, BOOTS and SHOES, GROCERIES, IACON. FLOTJI?, CORN. meal, OATS, IAY, Lir/R, IIAH?, fee.. OROOKBRY, 3TO VB3, GLASS-WARXS. Tis-VJ are, fable a * and Pocket Cutlery, Farming Implements, £c :| Piti ticulnv attention nivi-n lo tlie Mij)ply of vessels. Captains of vessels tire ttsjiecialiy invited to examine oar large ami complete stock of SHIP CHANDLERY, before purchasing elsewhere, which we arc selling at prices that will compare favorably with any city in the South. GOODS DELIVERED in the CITY and on the RIDGE, FREE of CHARGE. GIVE US A CALS, A. & R. STRAIN. May 9—IT. DARIEN. GEORGIA, SATURDAY MORNING, OCTOBER 10,1874. AN OitI.U.NA.NPI-; To le tii tilM an Ordinance to Provide for If Leri/hvj and Collection of Taxes and Licences and to liaise and li*' iblish a Revenue for tht City of Darien for the ye ‘V 1875. and annual ly there if ice on She first day of January and. for oiler pi/rpos' Section 1. The II uinl of Comity C<>m miKsit-iiors of On* com ty of .Mclntos., (ci.cicising jurisdiction in tL • City of Cttnt it enaetcil muter an net ui the General A-.-eiii hly of Gt o. -.itt. t)])|)i'ovetl Jannary 19th. 1872 do ordaia, mid be it ordaiaed by the author ity of the same; That horn and alter the pas sage of this Ordinance, the following Taxc - and Licenses shall be levied, assessed ami collected for the purposes herein indicated, for the benefit of the City of Darien and tin inhabitants thereof, to-wit: A tax ot oni -h df of one per cent, on valu ation, to be assessed by the Assessment Com mittee. composed of the Chairman of lilt- Board of County Commissit tiers, the mem ers of the Finance Committee oj said Board ai.d three citizens, to be appointed by the saal Board annually; said committee of threi ei iz‘its to be. the owners of at least one lot within tne city ; the Chairman of said Board o be chairman t-x-officio ol said Assessment Committee. Sec. 2. Be it further ordained. That, the following'Licences shall be levied and collec ted, which may be increased or diminished itmually as the public interest may reunite: Each Stevedore a licence of sh 0; each Timber r.specter a licence of 0; each warehouse ti i-euco of S2O; each steamboat agent a li nonce of sls; e tch steam saw mill a licence of $25; each flour or gri t mill a license of -10; each one horse dray a licence ol sl9; itch two horse dray a licence of’sls; each itiblic stable $29; each store for the sale, ol general merchandise and no. io include li jiiors, Ac., $*2U; each store for the sale ol lercliandtse to include liquors, Ac., $4.5: ■ach bar-room S9O; each hotel bar-room at tached $45; each restaurant $25; each res aurant with privileges of selling liquors and f.trnishing lodgings $45; each bowling alley j 15; each billiard table $10; eaclt insurance igeot. $10; each contractor $10: each com n.ssion niereliant or factor $25; end print n ■- oflice $10: each photographer $10; each tmk dealer SSO; each butcher shop $25; each mblic. boom SNS; each barbershop $10; each aiior’s shop sl9; each baker sl9; each slioe uakcr or cobbler $5; each Blacksmith $10: ach wheelwright $10; each apothecary S2O: sell circus, menagerie or other show (except .or religions or charitable purposes’ in th<- .iscielion of the Ghainnau or acting Chair jan; each boarding house entertaining tran icut boulders sl9; each row boat for traus .ortat-on of passengers $5; each sailor ship icv $25; eacn sailor boarding house s2o;each • ical or iramicut a cut or vendor for the ale of any article not above mentioned sls. .'"'EC. 3. That it sliiiil be I lie duty of the ‘lcrk Board County Commissioners acting as n Clerk and Treasurer of tbe City ol Darien lave said ordinance published annually once : week for two weeks in tbe local gazette oi he city, and if no local gazette, to put up a >py of this Ordinance iu some conspicious dace in the cityx which publication shall be >r the space ot two weeks; aud immediately iierenlter to post a notice to all persons Hu ll- under the provisions of this ordinance to all for and receive their several licences, •ml satisfy all claims for tax due and unpaid ft shall be liis further duty to make out a iist of defaulters and hand the same to the .hailman or acting Chairman, who slm.l! di- L'cct said Clerk to summon said defaulters to ippenr on a certain day before the Police ourt of said city, to answer said default, in 1 upon conviction, shall be fined in a sum if not less than $5 nor more than $25, and to take and pay fur such licence and to pay FI costs; in default ol payment of the same, xeeution shall be issued against said defau 1 - evs and be levied upon the goods ami cliut els ol the same, anil advertised aud sold its it her sales. Sec. 4. And be it further ordained, That immediately after th : expiration of the totice the Clerk shall issue executions igaicst the property of till defaulters for Taxes on It* 111 Estate which shall be placed .ii the hands of the Marshal to be levied on -aid property, which shall be advertised and mid for all taxes and cost in favor of sttid •iI v. Provided, nevertheless, that txecu ions shall not issue, as aforesaid, until after cue return to the Board of the report of the assessment Committee, and until the same ax shall be filially settled upon, the said ■larshal shutl make prompt and full returns to the Clerk aud Treasurer within five days if;er such sale, making a complete list ol <nch executions placed in his hands with the lames of defendants, the amount of tax and -osts, the amounts raised front the sale made mder each execution an 1 the amount of any surplus on the same remaining; the said .iirplus to the owner thereof within the sumo time, aud filing the original receipt .or stiid surplus with the Clerk and Treas urer of said city, together with a list ot exe cutions and returns of sales. Sec. 5 And be it further ordained by the authority ai'resaid. That every person or per sons, other than the Master, Mate or Mates, or tiny registered seamen of any vessel whether bark, brig, schooner, sloop or other vessel or vessels loading or unloading within the jurisdictional limits of the City of Da rien. shall be lield and deemed a Stevedore within tlie provision of this ordinance, whether he or they may load or unload by the job, cargo, tow-load, 1.000 feet o T per diem, and shall first take out a licence there for, or he shall at once be proceeded against upon the information of the said Clerk and Treasurer, or of the City Marshal as a de faulter. Provided, nevertheless, said person or persons shall superintend the loading, stowing or unloading ot such vessel or vessels, no such person or persons as steve dore. having a licence or otherwise, shall attempt to load or unload more vessels of any kind at any one time than he can per sonally superintend without first employing a duly licenced stevedore to have personal supervision of a part of said vessels, either loading or unloading, under a penalty ol not less than Five nor more than Tweuty tive Dollars, aud a forfeit of his licence. Sec. 6. And be it further ordained by the authority aforesaid. That all licence** issued by the Clerk and Treasurer of said city shall bear the authority of the Chairman and have the city seal attatched aud be signed by the Clerk. All receipts given by Clerk and Treasurer for moneys for the use of the city shall likewise have city seal affixed. Sec. 7. Beit further ordained, J hat all ordiuancesor parts of ordinances militating against this ordinance be aud the same is hereby repealed. Passed by the Board of County Commis sioners September 9th, 1874. SPALDING KENAN, Sepl9-tf Clerk aud Treasurer. AX ORDINANCE Peescriln;<y the manner in which Bills and C dm aijainst the City oj Darien shall be prest vied for payment, and for other purposes. Section 1. The Board of County Commis sioners. exercising jurisdiction in t *• .. \ ol' Darien do ordain and it is hereby q.-oained, that fiom and ■ tier the passage oi ti-iisOf' titance all liilm or claims against tlie < \of Dili idt shall be presented to any one of the 1 in-.!';- ('..mmiilee be ore the hour ol in.', tit*, and if. after an examination of the same, it ts found to be correct, the said Fi nal):.' C'intuit I 'e shall approve of tile same, and t .cu by the < hamiiau of the Bonn I “missed for payment.” Said, bills or claims aiust be retulvri and on the print'd forms, which, upon application, will be furnished ,‘Y the Clerk nnd j lvasure). *Skc. 2. And be it further ordained,-etc,, That a9. bills or claims against the Citv pre -ented in the manner prescribed, will be promptly paid by the Treasurer, upon pro per approval by the Finance Committee, • passed for payment” by tlie Chairman, should lie tm iti funds; and ail such bills or claims, ui-1 le paid in the order ot presen tation. without respect to dine of setvice, iabor or anything else n.inesl. Provided, any hi N or claims contracted by the Tieasu rer. by authority, l'or incidentals for lr.s of fice. or l v tlie Chairman of the Board for he benefit of the city, may be paid by them, as (he same May be contracted lor, and a report made by the Treasurer or Chairman of the same, at the next regular mee.ing. Sec. ii. Be it further ordained, That till bills or claims n,-proved by the Finance Commits e shall be numbered by the Clerk. That 1.0 shall keep a regular minute of all bills a; proved aud ordered to be paid, the amount, < tc., aud when bills shall have been paid they shall be legibly indorsed on the back. ‘'Received Payment for the within,” ■ mil duly dated, which shall then be placed mi file by s..id Treasurer, as a voucher lor said amount so paid out. sec. Aud be it fut tlier ordained by the authority aforesaid, That all Ordinances or parts of Ordinances mitigating ag. iust this Ordinance be, and the same is hereby re pealed. Passed by the Board of County Conunis -ioners September 9th. 187-1. SPALDING KENAN. SeplJl-tf Clerk and Treasurer. AN ORDINANCE To be. entitled an Ordinance to Regulate the Sale aiid Purchase of Junk. CJectf'S 1. Beit ordained by the Board of County Commissioners, exercising jurisdiction in the City ol Darien, That any person who shall engage in tbe purchase and sale of junk in said city ami any one en gaged in the shipping thereof shall first take uni pay for a licence in the sum of Fifty Dollars; and on failure so to do shall, on conviction, be fined not exceeding Fity Dol lars and cost, for each offence and indefanlt of which, execution shall is.-me aud be levied upon the stock in trade of said junk dealer. Sec. 3. And be it ordained by the tu tuortty aforesaid. That if at any lime P shill 1 become known that any dealer shall have purchased any junk, the property oi any mill owner, steamboat, vessel, or of the City of Darien, knowing tbe same to be not the propt rty of the seller, the dealer shall be fined in tlie sum of not exceeding Fifty Dollars and stiid licence immediately re voked. This condition shall be stilted in the licence; and no junk dealer shall be al lowed to purchase my junk from any minor without the written permission of the pa tent or guardian of said minor. Any one so offending shall he deemed a principle, and upon conviction before said Chairman at a Police Court shall be fined in a sum not to exceed Fifty Dollars aud costs for each of fence and forfeit his licence. No junk shall be purchased before sunrise or alter sunset; nor shall the premises be opened tor trans action at such time under a penalty of Twenty-five Dollars or forfeiture of licence. Sec. 4. aiul be it further ordained by the same authority. That till ordinances or parts of ordinances militating against this ordi nance be and the same is hereby, repealed. Passed by tbe Board of County Commis sioners September 9th. 1874. SPALDING KENAN, Seplfl-tf Clerk and Treasurer. NOTICE. /~IONSIGNEES ot the STR. CARRIE will pDa#" V take notice Unit mi >unl fter July 2d. 1874. till l"xIh MUST BE RECEIPTED <>n the whirf. and all courts stored w ill h - at the ri.-k of the owners or constgei e. ,T. 11. -MITil, June 20—tf. Cajitm. Str.ltnie. DR. L. IIEINS, BRUNSWICK, GEORGIA, Cures all diseases, Scrofula, (Tin cers, Dyspepsia, I'itcs. ( mi sumption, Cnugii and till diseases of the lungs, and Fever. Al' persons sufiering Irom any of the above rtis eases will do well to c.,11 on Dr. L. 11E1N8, and be cured. All vegetable medicines, anil protected by patent. April 26—ly. * WALTER A. WAY, A T TOlt N Ii Y AND Counsellor at Law, AND REAL ESTATE AGENT, DARIEN, GA. UTILL prtctice in the SnperiorCourt* of tfwvcoun ties of Mclntosh. Camden, (llyt.n, Wayne, Ap pling. Tattnall. Liberty and Bryan. Also in tbe Federal Courts in cases of Bankruptcy, fee. Particular attention given to the collection of Claims, and the examination of Land Titles. April 20 — Game Chickens. 4 T. PUTNAM, has at his stable In this place. 2*- the pure Mark Sumatra Game Chicken-, and offers to sell E.-gs to any one wishing to raise from. They are the best chicken* for this climate, and are better than other breeds for laying egga. Call aud take a look at them. Washing the Incide of the Body. Tijtiic is iiocnvii v of ilit: b aly v\h oli witter is not. til toil lor it you < a : i g< t it in properi} • Why, one of tin vt r\ nest tilings you can do is to wash yum tumid amt I lit- gi cati .-;) toiiy wo * oni ini; in goiujc tbiougu 11 nr lives from uiiil In oii la sf.iVt silence is l lint \v< il l not wii.Nii uur till).at as we ough . I iiisioi s o eottci , lea, choco a!e al ci .co i, or cub rnr bi il , iio not visit iiic biooii, be unse with the fluid sc i; ken in something is oirmii 11 ■ Aim'll biloul.s nuil iii'tiles lint b.ooil ti usi ,0t a until sty 1.0 imu-cif, “ii- is Out. ur my night, i have worked i uni .ill the weili, unit bumlay siul.l bi: a viay oi list Lu me. i am now going o* give my system Between tins unit ,\I .inlay u gooil, l lionnigii Wustilng. 5 co lie Oegnis t'i mink nini Clink, and clinks Lot lntle at a lime, _)el be tween batuiMay lnglit and Mondai iiiOiinug a lie.illny man can drink Aiiuoui producing any ilislui bailee a ga1.0.1 ol water. N'AV let tins eonie uto and go tnrough ins eueu a urn— iliiougn lungs alei skill and .-i Ineys anil bowels, iiie Waste m li rials Hit e.iiV.uil mil — a nil wll eu Ai c nil; q\ comes, if lie lumps out ol bmi aim gives ins exiti'inu skmagoo l vvasn tlig, the V. a el' Dial lie Waaties in Will oe ioni. Ur ii be p.eiiis m lest Unit ipicsiion more throng' ly, all be lias tv) in) is Lo Lake a mean sheet and wetting it in good soil, puie waiei, sc wrapped up in it and Be forty-live or sixty minutes and then have tbe sheet washed m a mb of watt r, aud it wiij color the water soil wnl look ihriy. The mutt lias tnen was beet ihs.de —Ills blooil Las lieen washed. \Viieu you have washed the blood, tissm s, bones, nerve, muscle, sinew, mi mb) ane hii t brain, amt every 1h• ng in lnm, lie can defy all pestilence tor Unit week. 'lilt washing of a peison’s inside is as neeissaiy as ti e washing o! a person’s ouisnie, aud the w ashing ol a persi n is twice as necessary us washing a person’ ei< thes, and yet tin re are louse who are very particu lar lo i ave their clothes Washed with gn al care who are not at all particu lar lo wash themselves. The Art of Not Hearing. Tlie art of not hearing is fully as in.porta:.t to domestic happiness as a cultivated ear, for which so much time, and money are <x -ended. There are so many things winch are so painful to bear, many of which, il heard, Wilf distuib the temper am detract from .1 nlentment and happi ness, that every one should be edu cated to take in or shut out sounds at will. If a man falls into violent pas sion and calls me all sorts of names, lim first word shuts my ears, and 1 bear no more. Ir in my quiet voyag of life I am caught iu one of tlmse di - mestie whirlwinds of scolding, 1 shill up my ears, as a sailor would furl iiis sail, ami making alt tight send be fore the galo If a iiot and restless man begins to inflame my ieehngs, 1 con,siih r what, uiisohn f these sp irks might iio in l lie magi zoic below, were my tempi r is kept, aud instantly e-osc the door. Does .. gadding misoiiiei iinikm c fellow begin to inform nn , lowu drops the portcullis of my eui ali i lie cannot- get. iu any tin tlier. Some people hoi so very anxious to hear tvei y iliing I hat wii. \ ex < r an noy them, liiry set about, searching nun tin iiug it out. If all the petty things Mind ol one by the lienbissol illna mri'd idh-rs wi ic to lie brought hotm lo him, he would beC me a men walking pincushion, stuck full ol sharp icmaiks. I ghoul las soon li.auk a man f-*r i tnplymg on m\ head a huslu 1 of nettles, or setting loose a swarm of mosquitoes in my chamber, or raising a pm gent in my house generally, as to bring upon all tlie tint eof s; ltcful people. If you would lie happy, when among good men, open your ears; when among bad, shut them It is not woi.n while io bear what your serv ids say when they have siammed the door; what a beggar says whose petition von have rejected; wind your neigh bors say about, your childri n; wnai vour rivals sav about your business or dress. I have noticed that a well bred woman never heal s an imperti nent remark. A kind of discreet deafness saves one from not a huh apparent connivance iu dishonorable conversation. USY* I hope you will be able io sup port, me,” said a young lady, while walking out one evening v.i h tier in tended, during ii slippedy stale o! the sidewalks. “Why, yes,” said the somewhat hesitating swi.i ', 1 with some little assistance from your father ” A. T. Stewart spends $500,- 000 year for advertising. buck a pm there, ye merchants who don’t ad vertise. $2.50 A YEAH. A Ludicrous See no O.d Tiiis a S miers Whilom, the spiritual gui.ie if the godly peop eof Sudbury, once stated tn.it in the course ot fifty years of uniiileriupted ministration lie had linghel but three limes in the piipd. Once was when an aged mother i’ las cougi’e ga! 101 l waked suddenly up from ft lie p si nmm time nap, uinl. r tlm im jfi ssion, vividly expressed ere atm ua> conscious of lief sm roundings, 1 1 1 at her liti.e grandson, Touimv, watt sleaimg her doughnuts.. But too most iuihcious scene that which most completely up sit him tittiiS pirell while lie was [ireaehn g on i-X --clntng ■ at Barring oil, till .1 Web as fol ittWn 1 Tnu pews of the church were of unit oi>i fashion lona mostly square, ..inf so ailaiigeil tiiat the occupants oi contiguous pews often nut back to Uadi, wan u.iiy lim partition wild log railing between. Taere are but few ol idem lull in the country low. Now, it. so happened that on tire S iObalh of Put sou B im re’ visit, two e.d j y deacons, occupying joining pews, and suting wish their back very near togi Cuej, probably under theiu iliienco ol profound meditations upon .lilngs noiy, liail lililtm last nsieep, wiiii tneii binds ilnown buck uutil iiiea long caieail!y bound quells dan gled in close pis xnnjty. Borne pi outtiy and kinolv inclined, said that ine iteacoiiH vm re not ml' ep, but Welti only Wl lipped 111 spiritual It-I vor', mu, be Inal as a may, ihey were cer lamly oblivious of surrounding things, and li.us lell into trouble. In a third pew, c< rutring upon the pew of the deacons, sat a young man depraved and wicked, and what does lias sacriligi >ns sinner do but t ike the dangling quells aforesaid, and lie tin m firmly together, find i lien, to complete the sin of his ini quity lie took a pin and remorselessly sun k it into the shoulder or the near est dcuci n . Uf course llie deacon jumped, af any one would have been likely to do under the circumstances And it. will mt be wondi red atthn* i lie other deacon wan caused to jump also. ‘ Let go my hair !” cried fiea.COt lumber one. "Let go iny lmii!” vociferated dee con number two. "Oli ! Wor.gli !” "Let go, I say !” It, was twitch and twitch, bnmp fee: bump; wit'- groans and crits mingled, until the two unfortunate men arrived at a full conscicuf.nfess o? Their situation, and then— But we •eave the rest, to the read* cr’s imagination, Hus ing only that he will not d< em it impious on the part of the good oid parson that bs liiirly laughed on tlie occasion. A Wil innsport idiuj fays he linKii’t seen a rtiil comfortable minute since li is wile found uDfc that sift could open iiis post-office box wikc ft couple of in lit chert. He even wishes fc* was ilenil. We don’t tiling it exactly right for iMr. Monl on,who isa married mas to say that he still l<ue* Ivlr BeeeLifer. who also is a null i led mull- vV nut have die wives of tinmen got to sa? ihuiit ilie thing. It serves (ionise Allied To'Vl> semi just. xneily right. Ii 1 e had kept out of that Brooklyn business lie illici t not have been called t. lift. [: is probeb!e lie would have been One. however, just the sumo. An exchange truly says that ■: costs ]( ss than a cent a day to taiiS voui w-fik.y paper —less than ad d'- ye nt hen won hi earn in a year at the market price of eggs; less than one c:- yar a week, and a very cheap one i/ that; 1< ss tliaii the barber v/cu..:. ehmge l*y the year to keep your hi*:! tmiuneo ; less tl.an a seat one nigi-t at I lie opera; less than an enevgarc kitchen girl will waste in a wet it. A penny a day can be saved in many ’ way l etter than by stepping aft.tr.:> - Cgy* What is the diffi rence between stabbing a mail and killing a boy ? oa6 is assaulting with inti lit to k:L, and and the other killing with intent U> salt. jgy How many were n jnrea wnen the lady burst into tears ? flggf* A Boston paper estimates that the Beecliei-Tilton bcamlal tu& cosi in tvpes, telegrams, euiTOspondeUta and lawyers fees, five linmlied thou sand dollars. Probably. But who. w to calculate the estimate of the mis chiet it has done to the morals th<? whole country ? Clever fellow—People who spend fit teen dollars every time thef earn ten.