The southron. (Gainesville, Ga.) 1875-1885, June 27, 1876, Image 1
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The Southron
FIRST JATsTID Xj-A-ST.
“But tell me, dear,” she said—
Aud coaxingly the soft eyas shoue,
Ami ahyly dropped the modest head
Beside lus own—
“But tell me, have you loved before! 1
Or one, or more?”
The eager, sparkling face
Was full of tender, trusting grace;
She did not fear his answer tiien.
Her king of men!
“But tell we, dear, the best and worst,
Or, am I first?”
lie turned his eyes away;
Yet closer still her hand he pressed,
Nor answered yea, nor nay;
A blush confessed
All, in one burning word,
Unsaid, unheard!
Quick came a burst of tears—
A tempest from an April sky—
And then: “Forgive my doubts and fears,
He heard her sigh,
“Why should £ cure what loves are past
So mine be last?”
METEMPSYCHOSIS.
Antipodal Soul-Transmigration.
Two Men Exchange Natures and Lan
guages* 0,000 Miles.
N. Y. Mercury: Members of the
Medico-Legal Society of this, city are
greatly astonished by the following
events, the news of which has just
reached them:
By the direction of the Emperor of
Russia, a scientific investigation is
now . oing on into the most astonish
ing ease of metempsychosis, or wan
dering of the soul from one body into
another, that has ever astonished the
world. The instance referred to is
vouched for by the Medical Weekly
Journal, of St. Petersburg, by a paper
printed at Westminster, British Co
lumbia, by the Imperial Government
ot Orenburg, by Prof. Orlow, of St.
Petersburg, and several scientific
gentlemen of New York, to whom
Prof. Orlow told the story about nine
months ago, and wiio themselves had
an opportunity to see and converse
with the two men whose souls were
interchanged..
In September, 1874, in Orenburg,
Russsia, there lay sick with typhoid
fever, a wealthy Jew by the name of
Abraham Charkoy, a native of the
place, known to everybody, married,
and the father of several children.—
On the 22nd day of that month he
seemed to be dying. At midnight he
suffered greatly, and the physician
pronounced him in the agonies of
death. A number of Jews were call
ed in, as is customary, prayers were
said, wax candles lit, the wife and
children were sorrowfully weeping
over their bereavement, when sudden
ly the sink man gave a tremenuons
jerk, heaved a deep sigh, began to
breathe freely, opened his eyes aiid
looked with amazement at the doings
of the people around him, and then
fell asleep. The physician announ
ced that now all danger was over.—
He slept through the night, but what
happened in the morning was most
wonderful. When he awoke he re
fuse'! to recognize either his wife or
children, and pushed them away
whenever they came i.ear him. Be
sides lie spoke a language none could
understand. Previously hehado.dy
known a corrupted mixture of Ger
man and Hebrew, and some little
Russian, but now when addressed he
seemed not to understand a word. In
a week he was well enough to leave
the bed, but utterly ret use to wear
his customary clothes. The physi
cians unanimously p -renounced him
insane. Jn appearance he had not
changed. He was the same tail, lean
man, with dark, curling locks of hair,
long black beard, and a dark furrow ;
ed line across his forehead. Yet he
spoke an unintelligible language, re
fused to know his family, and even
his father and mother appeared as 1
perfect strangers to him. liy chance
one day he behold himse’f in a mir
ror ami a tearful shriek escaped his
lips, lie touched and pulled at his
long Oriental nose, he felt his long
black curls, his flowing black beard,
and with a scream he fell to the floo*
in a swoon. The case caused great
excitement, and a full report wa
made to the medical section of tin
Ministry ot the interior of St. Peters
burg. The order went to Orenburg
to send the Jew and his family, his
parents and the other witnesses at
once to St. Petersburg to be examin
ed by the medical faculty. The ex
amination was conducted by Prof.
Orlow, one of the most learned men
of Russia. The astonishment of the
Professor may be imagined when he
found that this illiterate Jew from
Orenburg spoke pure idiomatic Eng
lish with fluency, and evenwiti^jome
eleg|
mall
reetl
sistil
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but I
soml
othel
tors. I
fesscl
ri ienw)^theJewhimself in English :
that he was not Abraham Charkoy at
all, that those who pretended to be
his wife and children and parents
were total strangers to him, that he
was not a native of Orenburg, never ’
lived there, did not know how begot
there, that he was not even a Itus
sian, but an Englishman named Abra
ham Burham, born in the town of
New Westminster, British Columbia,
where be resided as a fur dealer, and
where he had a wife and a child liv
ing; that for some inexplicable cause
he found himself changed in appear
ance, that he naturally is small in
stature, stout in body, with fair com
plexion, and blonde hair and whis
kers. The Professor and his associ
ated doctors did not know what t
jnake of him, since he appeared t
GAINESVILLE, GA., TUESDAY MORNING, JUNE 27, 1876.
them a very intelligent and educated
Englishman; while the woman, her
children and the other witnesses
claimed him as the illiterate Russo-
German Jew, Abraham Clrrkoy. 1 But
while the matter was being further
investigated, and the entire family
kept in close confinement in St. Pe
tersburg* Abraham was missing one
morning, having escaped on board of
an English ship bound for Hull. The
case ivas quietly dropped after If is
ffiglif
In 1875 Professor Orlow was sent
to A inerica ’by tbe Russian Govern
ment! to make inquiries concerning
the
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is recognized by an inhabitant of the
,city to be a jargon of bad Jewish
German. The patient refuses to rec
ognize his wife and child, but insists
that he has a wife and several chil
dren somewhere else. The man is
believed to be insane. All at once a
European traveler arrives, marked
with a genuine Hebrew countenance,
ami claims to be the husband anil
wife of the fur-dealer. He speaks to
her in the same language her hus
band was wont to speak her; he gives
her and even her parents, who live in
the city, but who, of course, da not
recognize him as their son, the most
detailed and minute description of
by-gone events, and insists upon see
ing the woman’s husband and the
parent’s son. The poor woman is in
almost peril of her reason, the effect
of the trying ordeal. She incessant
ly asks: ‘VVho is this man? How
does he claim to be my husband?’-
When she hears liim speak, and does
na: look at his figure, she is ready to
th ink he is her husband, but as soon
as she looks at him the spell is bro
ken; for surely this stranger with the
Jewish face cannot be her husband
whom she had just nursed in his
sickness. But the man continues to
press his claim, and tells her the
most delicate and secret facts, evi
dently known only to the husband
and wife.”
; Prof. Orlow read and reread this
account, and the thought struck him
that this seemingly impossible occur
rence may have some connection with
the strikingly similar case of the
Orenburg Jew, Abraham Charkoy,
|he investigation of which had so
puzzle 1 him at St. Petersburg. lie
sent a brief extract of it to the Home
Minister of Russia, and asked per
mission to go to British Columbia
and continue his examination there.
Leave was granted him, aud June last
found him at New Westminster.—
‘There, to his utter surprise, he found
the same man, lank, black haired,
Jew, Abraham Char
koy, who had escaped from St. Pe
tersburg, but now claiming to be
Abraham Durham. But there he al
so found the very representative of
tfihe man described to him by the Jew
|as he, himself, ought to look, a small
Iman in stature, stout in body, with a
(fair complexion and blonde hair,
jwhom all his neighbors and wife and
child said was Abraham Durham, an
'intelligent, educated Englishman, but
;.who since his paroxysm of the 22nd
'of September, 1874, at high noon,
had seemingly forgotten all his
(knowledge of the English language,
And was since speaking in a tougue
none could understand. Addressing
l O
'■him, the Professor at once ascertain
ed him to speak the Germau-Jewish
‘dialect prevalent at Orenburg; and
■asking him who he was, the man
'promptly replied that his name was
'Abraham Charkoy, a Jewish trader of
queans, born and resided at Oren
burg, in Russia, where his parents
stili lived, giving their correct names,
stating also that he had a wife and
‘three children there, describing them
minutely by name and feature.
was no fraud in the matter,
se each of the two men were
lingly earnest in his assertion
It e was not himself but the other
I A strange circumstance was
bat the change in both occurred
[ely an the same day, the 22nd
i September, 1874; both were
with typhoid, and both were in
nudes of death. The distance
fen Orenburg and New West-
minster is about 9,000 miles, but the
places are exactly opposite each
other, direct antipodes. Hence Prof.
Orlow came to the conclusion that if
such a thing as metempsychosis or
the transmigration of souls from one
body to another be within the range
of possibilities, the case of the two
Abrahams in Russia and America
seems to be an evidence of it, since
the soul life or inner consciousness of
the one has completely changed to
that of the oilier without any out
ward change in the appearance of the
men. He was still more inclined to
this belief from the fact that not only
the day but the very moment of the
change in the two men agreed. The
Russian suttered this change on the
22m! of September, at precisely mid
night; the Englishman in British
Columbia underwent a like transform
ation on the same day at noon, and
the difference of time and 1+ gitude
is such that when it is midnight at
Orenburg it is noon at New West
minster.
May not the cause for the occur
rence be found in some ygt undiscov
ered influence of terrestrial'magnet
ism? was one of the thoughts of the
laarned Professor, and he concluded
to make exhaustive inquiries in the
affair. For this purpose he.qi re vailed
on both the men to accompany him
to Russia, which they did, remaining
some time in New York, where the
riiittilfsor finished the work for which
tinaliy was sent to this country
Is government. While in this
Prof. Orlow told the account to
[l gentlemen whose acquaint
ke had made, and they also
to the two mixed-up Abrahams
g to the same conclusion with
rofessor, that here,, indeed, was
|e wholly inexplicable to any
L law of nature. Since last No-
Ir Prof. Orlow and Yhfc two won
f the age have bee a at St. Pe
|rg, where the inquiry is pro
ng slowly.
I * Hi >i —--
I How to go to Sleep. -
I Adeler: Mr. Butterwick, of
■rough, had a tit of sleeplessness
tht lately, and after vainly try
[lose himself in slumber heliap-
pened to remember that he once read
in an almanac that a man could put
himself to sleep by imagining that he
saw a flock of sheep jumping over a
fence, and by counting them as they
jumped. He determined 4o try the
experiment, and closing his eyes he
fancied the sheep jumping, and began
to count. He had reached his one
hundred and fortieth si eep, and was
beginning to doze otf, when Mrs. But
terwick suddenly said:
“Joseph!”
“O, what!”
“I believe that yellow hen of ours
wants to set.”
“O, don’t.bother me with such non
sense as that now! Do keep quiet uud
go to sleep.”
Then Butted wick started his sheep
again, and commenced to eout. He
got up to one hundred and twenty,
and was feeling-as-if he would drop
oil'at any moment, wlftu, just as his
one hundred and twenty-first sheep
was about to take that fence, one of
the twins began to cry.
“Hang that child,he shouted at
Mrs. Butterwick'; “vvliy don’t you at
tend to it and out it tr*4 s4?ep. Hush
up, yon little imp, of I’ll spank you!”
When Mrs. Butterwick had quieted
it, Butterwick, although a little ner
vous and excited, concluded to try it
again. Turning on the imaginary
mutton, he began. Only sixty-four
sheep had slid over the fence, when
Butterwick s mother-in-law knocked
at the door, and ask.wl Jf he was
awake. YV lien she learned that he
was, she said she believed he had for
gotten to close the back shutters, and
she thought she heard burglars in the
yard.
Then Butterwick arose in wrath
and went down to see about it. He
ascertained that the shutters were
closed as usual, and as he returned to
bed he resolved tfhat Mrs. Butter
wick’s mother-would leave the house
for good in the morning, or he would.
However, he thought he might as well
give the almanac plan another trial,
and setting the sheep in motion he be
gan to count. This time he reaohed
two hundred and forty, and would
probably have got to sleep before the
three hundredth sheep jumped, had
not Mix’s new dog in the next yard
suddenly become, homesick, and be
gun to expiess his feelings in a series
ot prolonged and exasperating
howls.
Butterwick was indignant. Neg
lecting the sheep he leaped from bed
and began to bombard Mix’s new
dog with boots, soap cups and every
loose object he could lay his hands
on. He hit the animal at last with a
plaster bust of Daniel Webster, and
induced the dog to retreat to the sta
ble and think about home in silence.
It seemed almost ridiculous to re
sume those sheep again, hut he de
termined to give the almanac man
one more chance, and as they began
to jump the fence he began to count,
and, after seeing the eighty-second
sheep safely over, he was gliding gent
ly in the lands of dreams when Mrs.
Butterwick rolled out of bed and fell
on the Moor with such violence that
she waked the twins and started them
crying, while Butterwick’s mother-in
law cam.* down stairs, four steps at a
time, to ask if they felt that earth
quake.
The situation was too awful for
words. Butterwick regarded it for a
minute with speechless indignation,
and then seizing a pillow he went
over to the sofa in the back sitting
room and lay down on the lounge.
He fell asleep in ten minutes with
out the assistance of the almanac, but
he dreamed all night that he was be
ing butted around the the equator by
a Coltswold ram, and lie awoke in the
morning with a terrible headache and
a conviction that • sheep are good
enough lor wool.
The President and the Widow.
Burlington Hawk-Eye: In the Pat
ent Office there is a very pretty wid
ow, recently appointed to a clerkship.
Fate has been good to her in every
way, and now, crowning all other mis
fortunes, her health is failing; a ter
rible cough haunts her, kbhiotimes
producing hemorrhage, which alarms
everybody else more than the plucky
little woman herself. As pretty wid
ows will always have beaux in abun-
dance, our little widow often drives
oift with her admirers, and Saturday
afternoon she started to ride to Ar
lington. ( I’m not sure that it wrs
Saturday, but we’ll “play” it was.)—
Reaching the Long Bridge over the
Potomac, ihat terrible cough began;
there was no stopping it, so the poor
little lady was very weak wheu the
bridge was passed. There is a little
hostlery there, and stopping his horse
her friend gave her the reins and
rushed into the house for lemons,
whisky, anything to stop that cough.
Still she coughed, the reins were slip
ping from her nerveless fingers, the
horses were restive, aud she was look
ing with weak terror for her friend’s
return, when President Grant came
driving to the scene. His quick eye
“comprehended the situation,” he
threw his reins to his groom, leaped
from his buggy, and, telling our little
widow to give herself no uneasiness,
the President ofjthe United States
stood there and held the horses until
relieved by the widow’s astonished es
cort-. Meantime, the bright blood was
dyii.g the lady’s handkerchief —mute
looks of gratitude was all she could
give. The President ejaculated, in
tenderer topes than one wonld think,
“What if my Nelly should ever suffer
so!” Then, giving her his card and
bidding her come to him for any ser
vice he might render, our silent Pres
ident drove off over the bridge.
A Suicide without a Parallel in
Truth or Fiction,
James A. Moore, aged about 35,
living on a farm near the Farmers’
Institute, about 15 miles South of La
Fayette, Ind., committed suicide at
the Lahr House in that city on the
night of the 10th. He leaves a wife
and three childr -n. No cause is
known for the deed. The manner in
which it was accomplished is perhaps
unparalleled in horrid ingenuity. He
came to the Lahr House Saturday,
said he was perfecting an invention,
and would probably stay a week, but
would visit his home Mondaj”, and
prepaid his bill till that time. He
called at the machine shop of Har
ding & Sons, had a large new broad
ax anil two iron bars of three inches
wide by one inch thick, sixteen inch
es long, which he had riveted to the
pole of the ax. On either side, fas
tened to these bars in the shape of a
handle to an ax, he had a syste.i. of
wooden bars eight feet long, the ex
treme end of which was fastened to a
cross-piece, secured to the floor by
hinges. The ax was raised and held
to its nearly perpendicular position
by a double cord‘fastened to the wall.
Between the cords’stood a candle ar
ranged so that when the candle
burned down to the cords it would
burn them off and the ax would fall.
Where the ax would strike he placed
a small box, open on one side, in
which, when found, was his head,
with some cotton, which had been
chloroformed. His chin was held up
from his neck by a stick run across
the box through holes on either side,
holding his head firmly in position.
He was strapped tightly to the floor
with two straps, one around his legs,
another about his arms and breast. —
the straps were both screwed to the
floor, rendering it impossible to move.
It is supposed that he set his ax, lit
the candle, and strapped himself to
the floor, put his head in the box with
the chloroformed cotton, and was
probably insensible vyhen the ax fell.
The ax and fixings would weigh
about fifty pounds, and would fall a
distance of from ten .to fifteen feet.—
His head was completely severed
from the body, and ,’tlie ax buried in
the boards beneath..
An Eye Witness’ Account of Corn
wallis's Surrender.
Fredericksburg , f News: Not long
since, being at Yofktown, Va., I fell
into a discussion \yith a very old ne
gro man, who was-quite communica
tive. As nearly ais I can recall the
words, his narrative was as follows:
“I see Gen. Washington? Yes,sah!
Why, I was here all de time. See do
British." See Cornwallis? To be sho’;
wasn’t I here—right here—all de
time? Butteuly—1 see ’em all. Now,
1 tell you, massa! 1 see Gen’i Wash
ington, and he was a settin’ on his
boss, and aeatrn’ofa peach; and
Cornwallis lie come out. a siippin’
around to get away, and he start out
down dc creek, and he start to run,
but Gen’i Washington, he see him
d’reetly, an’ he started alter him; and
Gen’i Washington he didn’t want to
take no advantage of him, so he run
well—an’ pretty soon he catch Corn
wallis, an’ he catch him by do neck,
and say, “You damn seouudril, I got
you!” And Cornwallis he turned
round, and handed Mr. Gen’i Wash
ington his sword, and Gen’i Wash
ington he jest took it and cut his
head off! See it? To be sho’ I see it.
I was right here all de time, massa—
how I gvviue help see it? Jess as I
tell you. Gen’i Washington was a
settin’ on his boss, an’ eatin’ of a
peach —”
But it is not necessary for me to
repeat the old man’s story as often as
lie did. Suffice it o say that he nev
er varied it in any particular, thus
furnishing one of the best indicia ol
varacity and accuracy.
The Centennial Novelty.
Mr. Conway says a novelty intend
ed for the centennial has been exhib
ited in London. It seems intended
to recover for English invention and
enterprise some of the ground they
lost in having been so far behind
American in the use of street tram
ways; it is a street car moved by
steam in such a way as to conceal all
that horses or human wayfarers may
regard as objectionable in steam en
gines. There is a patent condenser
which condenses the steam to a tem
perature of two hundred deg.; the
steam from the safety valve is also ta
ken into the tank and condensed, and
the locomotive is not only noiseless
but consumes its smoke and steam.
The engine works independently of
the tram car, weighs little over four
tons, aud runs six miles without need
ing more water. The boiler and ma
chinery ar • all enclosed so that the
car is not distinguished from an or
dinary street car, except that it moves
without horses. The engine is of
twenty-horse power, capable of run
ning twelve miles an hour, may be
stopped in the spaee of four and a
half yards. It runs up gradiants with
great ease, and on the whole is a very
clever application of steam. The
movement of the car without noise or
smoke is marvelous enough. It was
invented by a man in Leicester.
A Lively Assassin in Constantinople.
Constantinople, June 16. —The
following is the official account of the
assassination: A Circassian named
Ilassan, who left the military school
four years ago with the rank of Lieu
tenant and was appointed to a Cap
taincy in the army of Bagdad, for
certain reasons was retained at Con
stantinople, where lie was variously
employed. When Hassan recently re
ceived an appointment to the grade of
Adjutant Major, and, on .assignment
to duty with the army at Bagdad, he
alleged various pretexts for remain
ing at Constantinople, and was conse
quen ly arrested and imprisoned. He
was released yesterday on condition
of proceeding to Bagdad to-day (Fri
day). Yesterday he called upon the
War M inistcr, when he was informed
that the Minister was attending
Council at the Prime Minister’s resi
dence. lie proceeded there and the
guards believing him to be an aide
de-camp, permitted him to enter. Has
san fired point blank at Hussian Av
ni Jhisha, Minister of YYar, with a re
volver which he had in his pocket,
and while the other persons present
were pressing forward to seize the as
sassin, Richid Pasha, Minister of
Foreign Affairs, a servant and a sol
dier were killed, and Koisserli Pasha,
Minister of Marine, and another sol
dier wounded.
Almost too Dutch to Believe.
A Yankee, while footing it towards
out west, got very hard up and was
cudgelling his brain to see how he
should make a raise of a little money.
Finally he met a Dutchman who was
followed by a great ugly, cowardly
do**, and he entered into conversation
with him.
“Nice dorg you’ve got there,” said
lie.
“Yaw, he peese a fine tog.”
“I’ll bet you a dollar that I can tell
what his name is.”
“What ish dot? Andt you nafet see
dat tog pc fore?”
“No, of course not, but I’ll bet a
ilollar I can tell you what his name
is.”
“Py tarn, I dakes dot bet,” said the
Dutchman, eager to make an honest
dollar.
“Well, call him up here and let m£
have a look at him,” said Yank.
“HereFritzy! Fritzy! Gome here
and make me von tollar,” said the
Dutchman, calling his dog.
- The Yankee patted him on the head
and finally forced open his mouth aud
looked down his throat.
' “His name is Fritzy,” said he, with
deliberation.
“Donder and blixeu !”exolaimed the
Dutchman with open eye and mouth.
“Am I not right?”
“Yaw, py tarn,” said lie, handing
over the wager. “Py Jinks, I know
not dot my tog carry 1/is card down
his droat, I chnst choke hj/i tarn neck
for him,” and away he marched, try
ing to get a kick at the poor dog,
whose name he had given away him
self.
Half an hour later, that Yankee
was looking for another victim.
The Meanest Man iu the Senate.
Cincinnati Enquirer: To-day, as
I was coming out of the Senate wing
of the Capitol, I saw, drawling along
in front of me, a figure which might
have once been that <>t a man, but
now lacked the projection of the ver
tebra? beyond the coccyx bone to form
the Darwinian link of connection be
tween man and the fa mu. Theshoul
ders bent not only forward but in
ward, as if the bosom had undergone
a collapse consequent upon the re
moval of the soul from its seat. The
head was canted forward from the
spinal column, as if the being no long
er dared look mankind in the face,
but perpetually surveyed the ground
to find some hole to drop into, l’he
thin legs wobbled about like the hind
legs of a sick cow, and the toes were
turned outward nearly to a right an
gle with the line of inarch, as if the
instincts ot the man’s feet, better and
nobler than those of his head, were
trying to lead him off into new and
more honorable paths than those to
which he clings.
He was clad in a nasty old swallow
tail coat and pants that had become
glazed and greasy. His stovepipe
hat was old and dusty. His face was
the color of a badly tanned piece of
sole leather, aud as he walked his fin
gers kept up a nervous twitching as
though he were trying to grab some
thing. In his mouth he held the
stump of a Connecticut seed-leaf ci
gar (price five cents.) It is seldom
that one sees such a picture as this.
It was Hannibal Hamlin— the
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meanest man in the Senate, which is
saying a great deal in a few words,
and one of the meanest me;, in Maine,
which is exhausting the vocabulary
at once and forever.
The Colored People at Cincinnati.
On the first day of the Convention,
the Rev. Henry Highland Garnet, a
colored delegate well known and es
teemed in this city, made an urgent
appeal in behalf of his race for an act
of justice to which the plundered
freedmen are entitled. He said:
“There were men from whose hands
fetters were stricken, who had got io
gether their little earnings, and by
the advice and directions of their
friends had laid it away for a rainy
day. But by the mismanagement of
the men who had deceived them they
had been deprived of their little earn
ings, and to-day there are aching
hearts all over the South because of
these losses. If you can in your de
liberations put in a little plank in
your platform that will give security
to every man in the South that the
sufferings he has endured in conse
quence of the rascality of the mana
gers of the Freedman’s Savings Bank
shall cease, it would be very satisfac
tory unto them. Don’t forget that.—
If vou can do it, oo it, and you will
have the gratitude and the love and
respect of that much injured and
abused people.”
Surely this was not asking much. It
was a reasonable and proper request,
because Republican philanthropists,
Ring chiefs, preachers and pious ex
liorters, had stolen three millions of
the earnings of these poor ignorant
people. Delegates were sitting in that
Convention who had their wallets
stuffed with this plunder. And oth
ers were there who abetted in the ras
cality.
Not a voice was raised to second
the request. The Convention treated
it with contempt, looked upon the
speaker as an intruder and his sug
gestion as an impertinence. But
they found time a:.d opportunity to
make anew plank in the platform for
the benefit of Effigy Sargent, and of
fered that to the colored people as a
recompense for an insulting neglect:
“XI. it is the immediate duty of
Congress to fully investigate the ef
fect of the immigration and importa
tion of.the Mongolians on the moral
and material interests of the conn
try.”
Tins is the consolation offered to
seventy thousand black citizens who
have been robbed by a combination of
Republican thieves, of their little sav
ings. And it is alt they will, ever get
from s.ich a source.
A Frightful Spectacle.
Nevada (Cal.) Tribune: A ten
mule team, drawing lumber, while
coining from the vicinity of the lake
this morning, went over the grade
near head of King's canyon. * The
driver sprang from the saddle, there
by saving his life, lie then stood
still,-a horrified and speechless wit
ness to one of the most terrible scenes
possible to imagine. The muh s, wag
on, and lumber pitched downward in
one confused, rolling mass, nearly
2,000 feet into the bottom of the
gorge, wild cries from the crushed
and mangled animals rending the air
as they were hurled madly down the
steep mountain side, until when near
ing the bottom, and life becoming ex
tinct, the agonizing sounds ceased
and all became silent in death. The
man says that after the lirst hundred
feet had been passed the entire mass
became hidden in a great cloud of
snow torn up and scattered through
the air, but that he could distinctly
hear all sounds proceeding from the
white cloud as it rolled swiftly on
ward, until it struck the bottom of the
canyon with a crash like that of an
earthquake.
lie and his new wife visited his
good old aunt, and she asked a hun
dred questions on the all-important
subject to her. lie was profuse in
his answers, being only too happy to
extol the good qualities of his young
wife. He concluded the eulogy by
telling the old lady that his wife had
a wonderful sweet voice, and a “mez
zo soprano of extraordinary compass.”
The good aunt looked over her spec
lades with concern in her eyes and
said: “Hez she? Well, now, yer
aunt Lucy used to be troubled with
that a long while ago, and she used to
put a mustard plaster to the soles ot
her feet and take eatuip tea and it
give her a sight of easiness, .lust
have your wife try that and l m sure
she will git better."
Lawyers are sometimes very par
ticular" The other day one was
waited ou by a young man, who be
gan by saying:
“M v father died and made a will—”
“Is it possible? I never heard of
such a thing,” answered the lawyer.
“I thought it happened every day,”
said the young man, “but if there is
to be any difficulty about it I had
better give you a fee to attend to it.
The fee was given, aud then lawyer
observed:
“Oh, I think I know what you
mean. You mean that your father
made a will and then died/’ _
■>. mm
At the Centennial, the Philadelphia
ladies cry out, “Isn’t it cunning?”
New York ladies, “How superbly love
ly.” Boston ladies, “Ah, how exquaw
site!” Louisville ladies, “Be utiful fo’
shuah!” Chicago ladies, “Oh, my
I wish I owned"that!” The genuine
Yankee girls from the rural district
exclaim, “Gee-whimminy, but ain’t
that’ere a stunner, neow,” while the
average Georgia girl would say, “Oh,
it’s fearful nice.”