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DALTON, GEORGIA, THURSDAY, JULY 2,. 1868.
YOU L—NO. 26.
USINESS DIRECTORY
OP THE
CITY OP D-AXTON".
TION AND COMMISSION.
I'KK.Y, F. M.—Auction .ml Commission
Merchant, King street..
DRY GOODS AND GROCERIES.
SgOKOFZKB It LOVBHAIP-WiiolM*)o and
Rutull Donlors In Dry Goods, Gentlemen's
‘ “ ling, Hamilton street.
AtlllWTj I,. W.—Dealer In Dry Goods, Gro-
1 ccrlcs, Provisions, etc., Hamilton street.
TJAKCLAY, JOII.Y—Dealer In Qrooorloa, Provl-
•O atoiHand Produce, opposlto Tlbhs House.
B ITTIYI!, W.—Dealor In Groceries, Provisions
and Qiii'enswsru.IIninlltiri street.
ptllUlSTlAY, 1. K. & K.—Dealers In DryOoods
KJ Groceries, Provisions and Produce, fieocard.
TAENTOJi & MINX—Dealers In Dr/ Goods,
.U Groceries, Produco mid llsrdwarofoornci
Waugh andllnmllton street.
D
AVIS, W. B., fc CO.—DenlcrslnKamllyand
Fancy Groceries. Saloon attached. Chester
house, north cooler Klftg audjlnmllton,
TTADDOCK, U. II.—Doalct. In Dry Goods, Gro-
IX curies, Hot.,Caps, Boots, Shoes and supplies,
AROMA AND HBLAH.
Tiicro is a country voty fur ftWny,
which ia culled Aruby tlio Blost.. It
Is never cold thoro. Tho poopla nevor
atitv anotv. Birds sing nil tuo tlmoj
sonio of thorn build olnnnmpn nests;
nnd thoro nro beda of roses, and cocoa-
nut trooB, nnd ornngo groves;
Aroma was n beautiful Arabtan girl.
She looked llko a tulip aportlng about
In the wind, with her bright colorod
robe, and tlio gay .flowers alia always
woro lu hor hair. She llvdtl in h cot
tage with'her brother Hclnk, under a
dato tree. Holnh Was a gentle boy,
not half ns strong ns Aroma, and alto
despised him,
H'linl'n WIU
Clothing nnd Bunts nnd Phoes.
agent for Agricultural Implements, Hamilton
L OWRY a EASUJI—Wholesale and Retail
Doulcrs In Dry Goods, Groetfflea nnd Pro-
since, corner Uordon and Hamilton. See Advert
M cChATCIIY A CALDWELL—Dealers In Dry
Goods, Groceries, Produce nnd Hardware,
ucar comer of Wnugli nnd llutnilton street. '■
M tClTCIIKX a D1TTI.VG—Deplore in Family
Groceries, Produce, oto„ east side Unmlltou
struct.
M cIIAX, T. M.—Family Groecrlea nnd Provi
sions, PosUiffloo building, King street.
~\TICIIOfA, JOKY B.—Dealer in Groceries,
I “ Produce nnd general fondly supplies, corner
' King nnd Uundllon street.
K IIKA, J. B.—Wludcsalo and ltot.il Dealer In
Dry Goods, Kotioii?, Hardware, tfuccnswaro
and Groceries, No; 5, Tlblj’. House.
rpiBBH, KKY.VEU A CO.—Wholesidc nml Ite-
X tail Dealers {u UiyGouds,.Grocerlcs and.tgri*
cultural lutpluutcnts, anil Farmer.. Sumilien,Tibbs
e, No.'flrra 2,1.
iiouso,;
Hamilton street. HeeAdver.
PpUKVlrr, J. F.—Dealor In Dry Coo,Is, Gro-
X cerios nnd Provisions, opposlto Tlbti’sILmse.
CONFECTIONS, BAKERY
fpOWStBYi- J; W.—Confectioner, Baker nnd
X Fancy Grocer, Hamilton, la-low King street.
Tltbro was a llttlo stream not far
from tlio cottago, whloh tlioy callotl
Pearl. It sang In tlio sunlight and tho
moonlight, “ Babble, babble, babble,"
sometimes in such n sad why that they
would burst out crying! nud again it
Would laugh and toss up its llttlo waves.
Aroma used to slug like tlio stroam
Pearl. She would sit on tlio rocks, und
tho obildren beard tho mournful coh
oes of her voice all around •, tlion Bho
would brook out In a burst of Joy, nud
her eyes would shino like stars.
' Tho okildren used to hoar voices in
lie air. When ovorytlijng olso was
■till somethingwould say, “Wisdom
is better than rubies." “ Thoso that
seek mo early shall And moi" Aroma
would not listen. Thoro wore'other
voices which Olio liked hotter. They
said, “You are strong. Guido your
self.” “ Put off all thoughts of God
now." And thoso voices grew bolder
as she encouraged thorn, nud the oth
ers died off into llttlo sighs. Holnh
listened to thorn, nud treasured them
up in lil» heart.
After a while, the children grew up,
there was a great battle noar,and Uclali
was culled nwny to fight. At first bo
was afraid, but in tlio middlo of tho
night be heard a voice, “ Havo not I
commanded tbeo ? Be not afraid. I
wilt not forsako thee.” Every ono
wondered what raado the bravo boy
fight so bravely. They know nothing
about tho voices. When lie was per
plexed, something said, “ Cast your
care on him,lto c.areth I'uryou.” When
lie w»s tired, “ There remaineth a rest
for you.” When lie whs sad, “ As ono
whom bis mother coml'ortotb, so will I
comfort you.” “ 0, llelnli what do
yon do when yojt are perplexed, nnd
tired, nnd sad ?” said some of the sol-
o
WEIL, K. P*—Fancy Grocer nml Confec
tioner, with Saloon attached, Tlhb’a Homo.
DRUGGISTS.
K ROWff, B, R.—Dealer In Drugs, Medicine*,
Paint*, Oil*, Gins*, etc. Insurance agent.
King Street, .below post otllce. '* -
"i .vVillKs A K\l( III—lo, 1..; I Mml
\_X iciucs, Paint*, Oils, Glass, etc.,* No. 0,
Tlbh’* llofisc, Hamilton street.
FURNITURE.
C N 1UYES, J. B. & C. W.—Wholesale, nml
J Retail Dealers nud Manufacturers of all kinds
of Furniture, Hamilton street.
pllKUOKKK JIAISTFACTFUIMJ t'O.-All do
seriptldn* of Furniture mnnuliicturcd. Saw
and Grist mill attached. See Advertise incut.
FANCY GOODS AND NOTIONS,
H IR.SCHBl'RB, M.~Dealer in Fancy Goods,
Notion* and Toy*,. Hamilton street.
STOVES, TINWARE, ETC.*
B ALL & McCARTY—Whnlc*u!o nnd Retail
Dealor* in Stoves, Hollow AVare, Hardware,
and Manufacturer* of Tinware, Hamilton street.
QorniKRLAXD, A. L.—Dealer in Stoves,
O Hollow Ware, Hardware, and Manufacturer
of Tinware, Hand lion street.
MECHANICS,
B LAXTOX & POLLIXS—House Carpenter* and
Joiners. Shop corner of Hill nnd Speyccr
street*. Work warranted, executed with dispatch.
' Joiner. Work warranted to glvcsatistyction,
C APPES, F.—Boot nnd Shoo Mukor, corner
Of King and Hamilton streets. *
C ATHEY &S0\—Root and Shoo Makers, po-tt-
olHeo building, in tho rear, King street.
C OBB, J. X- II.—'Tailor, nud Agent for Sewing
Machines, King street.
PROFESSIONAL.
G ORDON, Dr. C. P.—Physician nnd Surgeon
may ho found at his ofHco over Pitman’
store, when not professionally engaged.
"jlTcAFF.E, Dr. J. R.—Physician nnd Surgeon.
AjA Office over Uukofxor & Lovcnmn’* storo,
where he mny ho found when not ongnged.
L ESTER, R. P.—Attorney at Law, up slairs,
King building, Hamilton street.
J. A. R, HANKS,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
W ILL practice In all tho counties of the
Cherokee Circuit nml In the United State*
Dlntrict Courk for tho Northern District of Geor-
/. v r. vemi r,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
DALTON, OK.onOIA,
. YY7ILL practice law In nil the countlc* of this
YY Circuit, nnd U. S. District Court. jnnO-ly
tfrutl, ami sail ?” saitl sotno of tlio sob
tilers | ami ho tolil thorn, ami they
learned to gather strength fronFthc
same voices,
. A groat many years passed, and by-
hutl-by llolab wits permitted to return
home a little while, llo was a stroii"
man now, a captain of tho army. The
Trump of III. Despot,
Across tlio n'jtrrow stream whloh di
vides the States of Georgia ami South
Carolina, comes tho deep thud of the
Ty tant’s tramp, as lie movos on to now
deeds of despotism, and sots,his foot
moro (Irmly and moro heavily upon
tho nooks of a gallant bnt weak and
powerless pooplo. AJ| I how the blood
bolls in tho veins, tlio tooth gnash to-
gothcr, tlio hands clinch, as tho rod of
tha Despot waves over a tioblo but en
slaved Statol
Intelligent, proud, hospitable, in
peace; brave, heroic, gallant, in war,
tlio pooplo.of South Carolina aro now
suffering under a tyranny moro gall
ing and torrlblo than thoso of tier
Southorn sister States—galling and
terrlbla as they aro. But a few days
ago, a number of citizens of Hamburg
wcradraggbd front their homos, and
made to perform tho most menial and
degrading services; simply because
they would not* lot a political party
havo tho uso of a church which was .un
der their control. They had a right
to refuse tho ubo of tho cdlfico for tho
orgies of tho enemies of thoir country;
and, in exorcising this right, they vio
lated no law, no military order. But
tho Gcsler, of South' Carolina; cannot
brook tho cold contempt which the
people there feel for him, and ara too
proud; too candid, to oven wish to con
ceal ; nnd so must needs vent his,wroth
upon tho innpeent'and unoffending.
And yet tho bitter cup of woo is not
full. Carolina, thy humiliation is not
complete. Tho vultures who nro bat
tening upon thy chained and laoeratod
limbs aro not satisfied. You will not
how to Qcsler’s cap ns you pass it in
the streets, nnd you make no genuflex
ions to shoulder-straps, or to “ flaunt
ing lies,” as they wave ovor your dos-
olntcd land. And so your humiliation
is not completo. Thoso who were once
slaves—those who, now, ns then, aro
your inferiors—must bo placed over
you, and sit in your council chambers
to malto laws for yon, and complete
your galling list of woes. Seven ne
groes in . tlio Cottucil Chamber of
Charleston 1 Seven nogroos'by order
of Qesler! And yet you bond not tho
kneo tlion stiff-necked people of South
Carolina. And yet you point to Ges-
lor with tho finger of scorn, and sigh
for a Tell, a Gofer, to rid you of his
tyranny. 0, he firm! he patient 1—
The (lay of dclivcranco is nt hand, and
tlio sun of justico will soon, Wo hope,
light you on to freedom, pcaco and
prosperity once moro. Tho people of
"tlio North, we tiro “told, are awaking
“ Co tho sin nnd failure ” of llocon-
itfflmtsh. and aro preparing to hurl
from power the minions of tyranny.—
Bo. patient. The days of Nero, ofDy-
ib\»(ltiUt Store Itoanlles.
An'English traveller Ip Abyssinia
writes the following Interesting sketch
of its slavo pons:
I visited the establishments of tho
Various slavo merchants. Thoso woro
arranged under largo tents formed of
matting, and contained many young
girls of oxtremo beauty, ranging from
ntno to seventeen yonrs of ago. Those
lovely captives, of a tiolt brown tint,
with delicately formed feautures, nnd
oyos llko the gnzello, woro natives of
tbo Galln, bn tuo bordors of Abyssinia,
from which country they woro brought
by tho Abyssinian traders, to ho sold
for tlio Ttirkish harems. Although
beautiful, thcBO girls arc useless lor
hard labor; thtiy quickly fndo away
nnd dio, Unless kindly treated. They
nro tho Venusos of .dipt country, nnd
not only nro tliclr faces and llguros
perfection; hut they become extremely
attached to thoso who show them kind
ness, nnd they almost invariably make
good and faithful wives.
Thoro is something, peculiarly cap
tivating In the natural grace nnd soft
ness of theso young heauticB, whoso
lienrts quickly rospond tp thoso wnrtn-
or feelings of lovo that nro seldom
known among tho sterner and coarser
tribes. Thoir forms nro peculiarly elo-
gnnt and graceful, the hands und feet
are exquisitely delicate, the nose Is
gcncrdtly slightly aquiline, Clio nostrils
'largo aud finely shaped, the hair Is
black nud glossy, reaching to about
tho middlo Of tho back, bat rather
coarse in texture.
Tltoy arc exceedingly proud and
hlgh-spirltcd, and nro remarkably quick
at learning. At Keartom sovoral of
tkq Europonns, of high standing, hnvo
married thoso charming Indies, who
have invariably rewarded their 1ms-
lmuds by great affection and devotion.
Tho price of ono of these beauties of
nature nt Gnllabat wns from twenty to
forty dollars.
A ScM-ltottse Full of Scholars Struck hr
Lightning.
While tlio sCorm was nt its height
tlio Motliodist church at Savanna, Illi
nois, used ns n school house, wns struck
by lightning. Tho sohool had been
dismissed aud tho scholnrs were stand
ing about the doorway waiting for tho
storm to subside, whuu n bolt of fire
struck the gable end of tjio church,
tearing off the siding about ten feet in
width, reaching tho lower sill and re-
it as tltoy used to, nnd tlio birds were
going to sleep in the cinnamon nests.
Ho raised the latch ; hut Aroma was
not there. “ Aroma, where are you ?"
and ho thought of the ocltOes in the
rocks long ago.
Then a failed woman, with wrinkles
ami gray hair, stood before him.—
Could it ho Aroma ? “ Holnh,” she
said ; “ llelnli I If I had listened when
I wns young, ns you did, to tlio good
spirits I But I U'ns proud, and drove
them from mo ; nnd now I sit nmopj
tlio rocks nnd call them, hut only hear
tlio cohoes of my own voice !” Then
llelnli led Aroma, who had ouce .de
spised him, to God.
Ono night a messenger came to IIc-
lalt’s bed, nnd said “Follow mu 1”—
Ho was very pale, nnd his hand wns
cold. Hoiqll sblverocl when ho tonoli-
it. Then ho heard a voice, “ Fear not,
for I am With you;” nml tho room was
full of glory. And ho saw a stream
brighter tlmn I’enrl, nnd faces of thoso
who had fought the groat battle nml
died, whom he had taught to listen to
tha>strcuglheuing voices, were smiling
on him. They said “ Como hither I”
nml ho went with tho messenger.
Aroma mourned for Hclali. She
was nlono again. She listened to tho
faintest whispers now ; they woro ali
she had to comfort Iter. Ono day she
was sitting among tho rocks, when a
sternor messenger said, “ Follow 1”—
But thoro wns no glory around hor; no
smiles from thoso she had tried to lead
to tho better country ; slto hud led no
ono thoro. She thought slto saw Ho-
lalt very far off; sho thought she hoard,
“ Let not your heart ho troublod," and
followed the messenger.
Yon can honr tho stream Ponrl bab
bling still, and the birds singing in tlio
cinnainon-ncsts; but tho voices of IIc-
lalt anil Aroma no longer Exchange
e. a. niruras,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,'
W ILL pmctluo In nil tlio counties composing
tho Cherokee Circuit,jnnlly
J. ft' J. A. OLEATA',
ATTORNEYS AT LAW,
DALTUN, flKORUIA,
A TTEND to all tho collodion or claims soil
practice in Chcrokoo Circuit and U. S. Dis
trict court. janS.ly
IF'. JK. AIOOKE,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
DALTON, GKOHUIA.
¥ ILL practice in tho Supcllor Courts of tho
Chorokco Circuit, nod in llm U. Buttes Dis
trict Court at Atlata, nod give strict uttcntiuo to
all cases of Bankruptcy. rosr27-ly
0. D. MoCurniKN L B. Shuuatk.
A’eCutchtn If Shumate,
ATTORNEYS AT LAW,
oalton, ntonaiA.
W ILL practice in tlio counties of Bartow,
Gordon, Murray, Wbitflcld, Cutoosa, Wal
ker, Chattooga and Dado. Juno 15—ly«
Mabbyino with the “ Modebn 1m-
pbovements.”- llrigndior General Has
kell, of Now Jersey, was married at
Orange, on the 4th inat., to Miss Em
ma A. Gilmoro. Tho parties ontor-
tained “liberal” ideas upon religious
subjects, nnd odd notions ns to tho cer
emonies ordinarily practiced nt wed
dings. They procured tlio Itov. Hen
ry Ward Bccoher, nnd at sunriso, with,
a fow choiuo friends, went out nnd
stood upon tv hog of moss tinder an
aged pine treo, and taking hold of
hands, the groom said: “ I take you
Emma, for my wife.” Tho brido re
sponded : “ I take you, Llcwollyn, for
my husband ;” nnd Mr. Beecher nddod
these words: “In behalf of tlio senti
ment of tho community iu which wo
dwell, and of tho laws, I doclaro, in
virtue of what you havo now done,
that you nro husband and wife, Mny
tho love which has thus hcon dcclarod
ho strong as these evergreens (throw
ing at thoir foot some overgreons nud
flowers) to enduro tlio storms null win
ter of life, und ns fragrant nnd tender
ns the flowers ol* Summer. Mny God
bless yon 1" '
Baron Hausoman has spent $100,
000,000 in improving Paris, nnd 1ms
saddled the city with a debt larger
tlmn thoBo of Dcnmnvk, Sweden nud
Norway put together.
limbs, aud the fetters now prepared
for you ho fastened upon^ - our oppres
sors. Bo patient, ho firm—preserve
your manhood and your dignity; tlio
God of Justico will right tlio suffering
South yet; nnd, though we have no
faith in matt, yet let us not lose faith
in God—hut, trusting in Him, yield
ing no principle of right or justico,
over maintaining tt strict anil patriotic
integrity, wo must nnd will pass safely
through this fiery ordeal, while tlio
bitter oup of woo prepared for us will
he-foroed upon thoso wito have so pre
pared it.—ilanncr of the South.
A Sunny Tempeb You gain noth
ing by fretting; you only waste, your
strength by it. Choose yottr .work,
plan as skillfully ns you can, put your
whole honrt into what you nro about
to do, and lenvo tho rest to n kind
Providence that overlooks not nsinglo
ono of us. Do you know Itov/ many
years of your life nnd happiness are
mortgaged by this habit of worrying ?
Ami after all, what does it accomplish?
IIow does it help you on ? How mttolt
strength does it bring to you iu yottr
labors nnd exertions? None—none
whatever. A rallied temper all the
time throws to tho gurfaco the “ niiro
nml dirt ” of tlio nature; it doos not
combine the best elements nml help
to work together to tho best advan
tage, hut only tho wojst, nnd gives
them alone all tlio clmitco. A beauti
ful, sunny temper, is no sign of weak
ness, as many suppose, but of strength
nnd harmony of character. It shows
that there is a power seated attliccou-
tor or tho being that knows ltpw to ad
minister tlio government. Lord Clar
endon wroto of anger, that it is tl’-o
most impotent passion that occupies
tho mind of man ; it effects nothing—
it goes about, and hurts tlio wan who
is possessed by it moro tlmn any other
against whom it is directed, lie kuow
the human heart. Tito worst of anger
is, if you give tlio roins to it for once,
it is still moro'ditlloult for you to koop
them yourself tha next time, over just
so much of it to tlio enemy. But a
cheerful temper is liko tlio gcninl sun,
in whoso warm rays all men liko to
bnsk. Tho possessor of such may not,
perhaps, mnko ns many stare and trora-
bla at his harbotl phrases of satire or
scorn, but ho will certainly make moro
devoted nnd loving frionds, nnd, what room -
is more, bo very sure to koop them.
A Cool Topeb.—A good anecdote
is told of a mnn named Bcutly, a con
firmed drinker, who would never drink
with a friend or iu public, n,ml nlwnys
bitterly denied when it llttlo overcome,
ovor tasting liquor. Ono day some
had witnesses concealed themselves in
Ills room, and when tho liquor, was run
ning down liis throat, soizotl him tvitli
his arm crooked and his mouth opon,
ami holding him fast with an air or
triumph,cried; “Ah, Bontly,wo havo
caught you nt last! You never drink,
oil t" No ono would supposo hut that
Bently would havo noknotylctlgcd tho-
fact. Not he; with tho most grnvo
and tnexpressiblo face, ho cnlmjy, and
In a dignified, mnuqer, said: “Gentle
men, my name is not Bontly!”
moving a large quantity of pinstoring
on the inside, while'the door-casing
was shivered into fragments aud the
floor covered witli rifius. At tho tirno
of tlio accident, ns we hnvo hofore sta
ted, the scholars, about sixty in nnm-
Her,.were huddled together in tho door-
Vltfs of Genial-
Oolorldgo was such a slavo of liquor
that ho hud to be kept an unwilling
prlsonor by Chrlstoplior North on an
oooaslon wlton some literary porform-
unco hnd to bo completed by a certain
tlmo, and on that very day, without
taking loavo of any tnomhorof tho fam
ily, ho ran off at full speod, down tho
avonuo to Ellary, and wns soon hlddou,
not In tlio groves of tho vnlloy, hut in
anno ohsouro don, whore, drinking
amonglow companions, lilsmagnificcnt
tnlnd was soon brought to tho lovol of
tlio. vilest of tho vllo. When his sproe
was over ho would return to tho socie
ty of docent tnon.
DcQuiney was snoh a slavo to tlio
nso oVopiutn that Ills dally ullowunco
was of moro iinportanca than eating.
An ounce of laudanma-a day, pyostra-
tod animal life duVing tlio forenoon.—
It wns no uufrcqupnl. sight to flud him
asleep on tho rug hoforo tho fire in his
own room, Ills head on a hook, and his
arm crossed on his breast. W lion this
torpor from tho opium lmd passed away,
ho wns ready for company until about
daylight. In* order to show him off,
his friends had to arrange their supper
parties so that sitting until threo or
four in the afternoon ho might bo
brought to, that point at which in charm
of powor and conversation ho was so
truly wonderful.
Burns was not loss a drunkard than
Coleridge. It wns tlio weakness of
Lamb. And who can remember tlio
last days of Poo without an irrepressi
ble regret ? TI» was, on bis way to
marry a confiding woman, stopped in.
Baltimore, and was f(“
man who knew him it
ly Intoxication, unco
and died that night ii
delirium tremens.
Dougins Jerroed was a devotee < of
gin; so,,also, was Byron. Steele, tho
brilliant author of tho Christian Hero,
was a beastly drunkard. Men wroto
of him that ho would dress himself,
kiss Ids wife nnd childrou, toll them a
llo about his pressing engagements,
heel it over to a groggery called the
“ Store,” and have n rovol with his bot
tle companions.
Rollin says of Alcxani
that tho true poison wi *
to his ond was wino.
Tho Empress . Elizahoi
A Wonderful Skull—Slngntor Medical Fatt.
Twenty years ngo, In Cavondish, Yt.,
a man named Sngo, twenty-five years
of ngo, possessing an iron will nnd nn
iron frame, mot with n singular nbol-
dont, tho particulars of whloh wo col-
loot from a pnpor read by Dr. Harlow,
a fow days slnco, hoforo tho Massachu
setts Morlleal Sooloty. Sngo wn^nm-
mlng a holo that bad boon charged
with powder. Tlio iron struck ftro
from tho rook, and the iron ho wns ram
mingwith was driven lip through Ills
cheek, out of,.tho top of his head, high
was completely hrutlfied by stypigliq-
of Russia
uor. Sho was often in such n'stnto of
bncehic ocstacy during tho day that she
could not bo dressed in tho morning,
nnd her attendants would loosely, at
tach her robes, wltlph a few clips of
scissors would disengngo in tit
ning
Lot every man, ospci
iblio life, who
NICK-NACKS.
ouiraiu, on. un. vuo vuy u«i ...= gj™ brandicJ.
In tho air, and was afterwards found,
several rods distant, smearod with
blood and brains. Tho tamping-lron
was threo and a half feet in length nml
one and three-quarter inches thick, and
pointed at ono end, the taper being
soven inches long, nud-the diameter of
tlio point a quarter of ail Inch. It
weighotl thirteen pounds. The point
was upward, nml tho iron smooth.—
Tlio mlssllu entered, by its pointod
ond, tho led sldo of the face, immedi
ately anterior to tlio angle of the low
er jaw, and passing obliqttoly upward
and slightly backwards, ctnorged out
of the top of tho head in tlio median
lino at tho hack part of tho frontal
hoiie, near tho coronal suture. The or
dinary roador will undqfstnnd it hot
ter if wo say that, pointing upward it
entered tho check outside tho tooth
under tho cltcok bone, went inside
boh behind tho cyo,‘ and out of tlio-
top of tho head in tho confer, two Indi
es buck of the line whore the forohend
rad Itnir mot. After afew minutos the
w was taken tliroe-qimrtora of a mile
a sitting position in a cart. The
jening in tho htain two Indies wide
-jy'threo and a half incites long, It!
fifty-nine days tho patient was abrond.
Tha effect of tho injury was tho de
struction of tlio equilibrium between
his animal nnd intellectual faculties.—
The uinn lived until 1801, when Dr.
Harlow secured his skull, which ho ex
hibited, illustrative of-the statements
contained in his paper.
Makino a “ Y.”—A story is tolil of
an auctioneer, who was provokingly
nnuoyod, wbllo in tho exercise of his
profession, by tlio ludicrous bids of a
fellow whoso object seemed to he
rnako sport of buyers, rather titan
buy, himself. At length, enraged ho
llow would you measure your lover'* ilnreritv!
By Ids sighs.
Tho host thing out—ue nolifog modi.
Mull's inevitable let—ill tin- graveyard.
Grant’s candidacy is llla-ly to end In smoke.
When beggars dlu there nro no comets seen.
Every ono can master a grief, but he that hi jit
Wo all Imvy our 'rials—all Mend Jeff, Darir
Pneumatic railway—n train br'diought.
Duller Is liko n corset—ho nhouKSs In he !. i
nmloyes. .. ... ..bt-irauJ/hye-wod
What torture can a toper best enduro? Vue-g
Ho who watts for it cliaqcc .wflUiavo to wait a
yonv, * “ -imiwii
Woman—tile first giithcrcf of fruit—by pick
ing the lirstnppto she eatlsc'd tho first palp to fait.
There lend grace in'a benefit that nicks to tho
fingers. - !0 -sjdffiuiiriiwLdii.'e
. Doos ir mnn ttillrone arnuluivoan'off-liaJi-.! wily
of doing tldligi. • ' "
I To hunted dlnarrisge, lyck'up.iho^rl ond riionr
Comfort for thoso prrnlftluroly gray—whofn
tlio gods lovo dyo youngi - a ' " i
lutlvo if wmsWW _
If you doubtfvlrUethcr to;klsj a pretty girl. givo
lior tho bcneltt of. thoiduubt:. ■- • ...
Why IS fl Joiner: less liindsoihe than his wife?
13ecsusu.hu toadpuhpjjinarj,* rt
thfeau o ii!:fi“ Ilii ^ ! ‘ l! " ,fro,; '
bii’ollieuess often jgpHwi-iya -
j to one'* i He-
Mftny tuon And women Imvo sad occasion to
know that two do not uccesdarily inuke a pair.
“ Oh', for a thou*;uul tongues!” a* tlio urchin
said when lie crawled into the sugar hogshead.
TJiero is no lalont that is so apt to descend from
futlioi to son hntaniishcdas tho gilt of exaggera
tion.
I*u’t Grant’* puWic admission ilmt lie has “no
policy” an acknowledgment that his election i*
not insured?
"Ido not any," remarked Mr. Brown, " tli.it
Jones is n thief; but I do say, if Ins farm joined
niluo, I would not try to keep sheep."
What is the difference between a Imlier and a
mother f One lias razors to shave, and the other
has shavers to raise.
Why wasn't Eve tried for stealing the apple ?
It sea use there Was no cuurt of appellate jarisdl
til,,,.
yond enduranc
ry hammer. '
for a elm
fixed 1
night of the ivo-
m
dime
shock, hut soon recovered, picked np
his boot and started for home. Miss
Emily Sinclair htul both shoos torn
from her foot, tlio lightning in its eourso
going near the instep down to the solo,
icaving a zigzag tear around to the
heel. • Tito eyelets In tlio shoes wero
melted, wltilo tho feet of the girl were
badly blistered, hut, strange to say,
tlio shock made lion insensible but for
a fow moments. A. Saxton Avns seri
ously hurt, his body being badly blis
tered, hut hopes nro entertained of his
recovery. Ono of tlio citizens, silting
in a doorway fifty foci from the church,
wns knocked down-dor a moment, but
ns soon as ho could recover himself lie
rushed over and found lour children
apparently lifcl'css. They were carried
home, nnd remained iu thnt stato for
hours, hut woro finally resuscitated.—
The affair, ns mny ho iinnglned, caused
greatexoitomont, and fathers nnd moth
ers, whose little ones chanced to ho in
the blip roll, wore almost bereft of roa-
8on—Dubuque Times.
I-earii A Trade.
Stephen Girard had n favorito clerk,
and ho always said lto intended to do
well by Ben Lippcncott. So, when
Ben got to ho twonty-ouo, ho expected
to hoar tlio “governor” say something
of his future prospects, nud porhaps
lend a helping hand in starting him in
tho world. But tho old fox carofully
avoided tho subject. Ben mustered
cotirago.
“ I supposo I am freo, sir,” said he,
“ nnd I thought I would say something
ns to my ftituro course. What do you
think I hud hotter do?”
“Yes, yes, I know you are,” said
the millionaire; “nnd my advice is that
you go nnd loam the cooper’s trade.”
This pieco of.advice nearly froze
Bon out; but roeovoring his equilibri
um, ho said, if Mr. Girard wns in earn
est, lto would do so.
“I ntn in oamest-*’
Bon forthwith nought tlio cooper in
Spring Garden, bconino nn apprentice,
aud iu duo tlmo could mnko as good a
barrel ns tho host. Ho announced to
old Stephen that ho hnd graduated nnd
old man seomod gratified,nnd forthwith
ordered threo of tlio best barrels he
could turn out. Ben did liis prettiest,
and wheeled thorn up to his counting
room. Mr. Girard pronounced them
first rata; and domnnded the price.
“Ono dollar,’; said Ben, “is ns cheap
ns 1 can live by.”
“Cheap enough, sir. Make out your
bill.” '"•I*’
The hill was made out, nnd old Steph
en settled it with a chcek fof $20,000,
which ho accompanied with this liltlo
moral to the story:
“There, tnko that, and Invest it in
tlio best possihlo manner; nnd if you
pro unfortunate and lonso it, you have
a good trade to fall upon, which will
afford a living.”
The supplies for the destitute Cre
tans will probably nover see-Croto
nearer tlmn Boston,
G rqsley howls for “peaoo,"and Gran t
bawlff for “pence,” hut they hotli mean
a pieeo of tlio Union.
on tho'grumbling vi
fatny, wlton ho begins to
order to prepare himself, the doe
consultation, the lawyer for a cause,
the clergyman fora sermon, thoraplitl-
ciau for a speech, lie must take n pint
of cofice, or a plug of opimn; timl tliol “
8elf-8nmo moment of thnt dlseovory led fc
him' put his foot down, rniso his 1mm],
aud swear that-, by tho help of God, lie
will never taste another grain or drop
ns long as lifo remains. This is tiro
only safety.
Origin uf “ The Oaken Basket.”
The “ Old Onkch Bucket,” says nn
exchange, was written by Samuel B.
Woodworth, whtlo yet he wns a Jour
neyman priutor, working In an ofllco
of Chambers nnd Chatham streets,
New York. Near by, in Frankfort
street, was n drinking-house, kept by
ono nntno Mallory, whero Woodworth
and sovoral particular friends used to
rosort. One afternoon tho liquor was
pronounced suporcxccllcnt. Wood-
worth seemed inspired by it, for, aftor
taking a draught, lie set his glass upon
tho tabic, nnd smacking his lips, de
clared that Mallory’s eatt-de-m'e was
superior to anything ho hnd ever tast
ed.
“ No,” said Mallory, “ you are mis
taken; there wns ono which, in both
onr estimations, fur surpassed this ns
a drink.”
“What was that?" asked Wood-
worth, dubiously.
“ Tho draughts of pure, fresh, spring
wator that wo used to drink from tho
old oaken bucket that hung in tho woll,
on our return from tlio labors of the
Hold, on a sultry day iu summer."
Tlio toar-drops glistened for a mo
ment in Woodsworth’s eye. “ Truo I
trim I” ho replied, and shortly after
quitted the place. Ho immediately
returned to tho ofllcc, grasped n pen,
and in half an hour tho “ Old Oaken
Bucket,” ono of tlm most delightful
compositions in our language, wns
ready in manuscript to bo embalmed
in the memories of succeeding gonorn-
tions.
Ood lias written, on tlm flowers that
™ to *£ SU. £l.e. Tks Utefiowt Lmttc Hi M
rooks the flower upon tho stein ; upon
tho rain drop that refreshes tlio sprig
of moss tlmt lifts its head in the des
ert; upon its doop ohnmbors; upon ov-
ory poncilod shell that sloops in tlio
cavern of the deep, no less than upon
tho mighty snn that warms and cheers
millions of creatures whloh live in its
light, upon all his works, ho has written,
“None livolh f<Sr himself.”
A LEAntjED professor in a Now Eng
land collogo wns nccustomcd to de
mand of studontB an excuse wheuevor
tltoy wero dilatory nt recitation. The
oxcuso given, ho invariably added,
“very troll; but don’t lot it happen
again.” Ono morning n married stu
dent happening to he behind time, was
promptly Interrogated as to the cause.
Slightly embarrassed, ho ropliod:—
“The truth is, sir, 1 had an additiou to
my family this morning, and it was
not convenient to bo* hero sooner.”—
“ Very woll,” replied the professor, in
liis quick, norvous manner, “very well;
but don’t let it happen again!”
m
tilders, old Marlow
strode oil' to tlm aggressor, and, seiz
ing tho'terrified wrotoh by tho collar,
said to him in n whisper tlmt was heard
all over the room,—
’“My good friend, you go out with
e, igim you half the money."
“Done! donol” said tlm follow.
• “ Hurrah I hurrah 1” shouted tho au
dience.
Tlio auctioneer had tlio good sense
to join in the lnngh, and ooolly forked
out tho Y.
Removing the Disabilities of ex-
Reiiels.—A fow ex-roliels who have
gono over to the Rndienl party hnd
their clisabilitlos removed yesterday, so
far as tho notion of tlm Sonata'could
removo them. This is nil vory good
and proper"; but it would certainly ho
tho wiser course to pass a general bill,
removing tlio disabilities of all who
nro willing to faithfully nbido by tlm
result of the war nnd support tho Con
stitution and laws of tho United States.
Such a measure of pacification and
harmony was proposed by Mr. Visit
ors, of Maryland, but it was relected
without a division. In the opinion
of onr patriotic Radical Senate overy
Sontlmrn*cx-robol who does not support
tlio destructive views and policies ; of
tlm dominant party is disloyal and not
fit to bo trusted. Tho Southorn mnn
who is n,Conservative must not ho al
lowed to hold ofllco, but no mnttor how
prominent ho may hnvo been in tho re
bellion, nnd how dbsperately lto may
havo been-in liis, energies to tho work
of destroying tho Union, if ho is will
ing to declare tlmt the negro is as good
if not n little better tlmn the whito man,
anti to expross himself delighted with
military despotism nnd anarchy, ho is
forthwith welcomed into tlio tho clys-
ium of Radical affections nnd is voted
bnpahlo of holding any office. And so
wo go. l’crhnps the pooplo may bo al
lowed next November to grant to tho
Into rebels of tlm South a general am
nesty, without waiting for n special not
of Congress.—New York Herald.
Senatoii Sltermnn, of Ohio, seems
determined at Inst to plnco himself on
tlto greenback record, lie playod shy
for mouths nml mouths for ho know
that tho Radical h'omlholdors of tho
North woro a powor in tlm land, and
he did not liko to nrouso tho opposi
tion. But now that tho pressuro from
tbo West exceeds thnt front tho Nprtli,
ho is obliged to speak out, whoronpon
ho declares, without circumlocution or
evasion, thnt the bondholder who. de
mands money more valuable tlmn lie
gave, or, in other words, rionmmls
gold for bonds, “ is ft reptidiator hnd
nn extortioner.” This Is strong lan
guage. It not only shows how tho
Radical cat is Jumping In the West,
blit tho pressuro of public opinion in
that section on tho financial question.
Swinburne's last may bo found nt tho
shoe-makers.
A lovo that is never reciprocated—- a-
a nouralgio affection.
B. P. Loatij of Miss^yi, deellnos a
re-election to Congress.' He wants to
ho left a Loan.
toqui
An old lady Bays Unit tivo tiling,
very common in her youth have goi.. _.
out of fashion non-tt days—sunshine ami
money. .. . ; ..ay
I never Let any stump., on a man rvhn is a!
telling what ho would have done had he
there. I have notleed that this hind noV
there.
A volatile young mao at last married,
iv dour,” said his wife, “
my dour,” said his wife, “ I Inipo you’ll mend
“Madam,"said he, “.depend upon It, this is n
last folly,”.
A dispatch la a back wood* paper states that,
tho-Ropublleans at Chicago have nominated Gen.
Grant lor President nnd “ Col. Fax” Ylw*Pi t est-.
duntt *
Said .Galena to Grant, tho other dnj, when it
defeated the Radical ticket by threo hundrud ma
jority: “ Your popularity at homo hall in ymi-r’ye,
An ungnlluut Now York paper, noticing the de
parture of the rather “holly” Madarao Parcpa-
Rosa for California, add*, that “ the steamer took
out six tons of other freight.”
A young lady, while oti her way to bo married,
is run ov5r aud killed. A confirmed old umiit
confirmed old maid
savagely remarked: “She luw.uvoldod a moro
lingering and horrible destiny.' 1
X teacher said to.a littlo-glrl at ochool: “ If a
naughty girl should hurt you liko a good girl, you
would lorgivoher,wouldirt you ?” “Yes, maim,’
sho replied, “if I couldn’t teach hor.” ,
Opportunity has hair in front' hut nb sealplock
where the oliiguOtfouglit'to be. If you nuizo Jicr
by tho forelock you mny hold her; but, If suffer
ed to escape not Jupiter himself can Catch hor
f ry* c 5;
Faith don’t appear to bo 'anything more than
tiptop good souse; nnd tfio faith, that iain thia
world now won’t keep a man front falling to tlm
bottom of a w(fU if ho lets go of tho curb to spit
ids hands.
Tho question why printers do not succcod n*
well us LrcWert is thus answered: “ Because prin
ters work*for tho head, and brewers for tlio stom
ach—und whe^b twenty men lrnvo atomachs r but
ono has bruins.” ‘ '
A friend, who sported u ferocious pair of whis
kers, meeting Mr. O'Connell Ilf Dublin, the latter
said: “ Wlfcit-do you mean, to place jour whls*
tho peace footing?” “ When you plnco
' '
fcers u
your t*»nguo on the ctvll H.it,” was the tvjoiader
A grotesque simile is* soriUtitnos vory expres
sive. Wo may mention the comparison of a con
ductor who, iu a disvussiou us to speed, said bo
ran his train *o fast tlmt tho telegraph poles on
the side truck looked like a line-tooth oatub.
“ -Yottr friend Wigsby should be tv .-good liny-
large collection of iuw books, nobly abound.”— .
Sir," said Robinsoit, you appear |o think that
law is binding.” Smith has ,tt reward for tho
meaning.
A pompous person; lu demanding hcounmoda-
tioii* at a h iter, 1 fim> itiiced himsjlf t-» tlic.di il;
ns Member of Congress frpttbi—when he
c-.ivod tlio reply: '*Tlmtdoesq’t nmkotmy difi’;r-
eiico; you’ll be treuted’jusA ns well as the other*.”
An old umnnanted Ward wnskiljod inTocunvseli,
Michigan, a few day* ago. lie lmd lived in thr.
plnco entirely alone for thirty yuan'; no one knew
whence he came, and about l!:o only fact ho com
municated to ltia neighbors fras‘ that ho was i i
constant dread of tho Masons. Some Ingenloitt £
disappearance some for* v veins ago. supplied
rnwnntori.il ,for mine;I 5 tlju bUtermt political
campaigns in our history,
Gcn..Cai|hjvcomma*n'ltng iu North and 86uth
Carolina,' has lastfou ah order directing I' t.iiuuiiii!.
ittg OlHccra of posts to see, l^fo.e givii; *i
a-fi*?hncq iu making st 11 trt* of di*tilleri.-s, tl.s. *
ae applying for such
the oHiecr* of iutm?ml ivuenae applying fu, .-tu h
assistant}.! are acting und>r nropur warrant froth
tii'u CoHoetor or Deputy Collector of the di trief.
from tlio CommUiionor of Intertnl!?• •*•»11ft •
r quirt d by tho laws, *