The Eastman times. (Eastman, Dodge County, Ga.) 1873-1888, January 09, 1879, Image 1
yOLUME VII.
AFTEH CHRISTMAS.
MBS. 8. M. WAIBH.
1 hare lately beard a Becret,
Heard it, too. from truth!ul lip*;
gnta Claus, the sly old fellow,
Makes bis “after-Cbristmai” trips.
I t* been told be bas discovered
Many thiigs that cause him paiu,
piacouteut aiul hatelul euvy—
Tbougbtlul love bestowed iu vain.
H? bas seen bis choicest present*
Torn and broken and detsced;
HntA Claus, tbougb rich and lavish,
Frowns on willful, wicked waste.
All unseen be wat:be<l some children
In their pleasant home at play
With the very toys he gave them
On the Merry Christmas Day,
Johuuy's rocking-horse was splendid!
(iayly decked in red and gold;
Katy'n doll, as lair a creature
A* a child could v ish to hold.
Johnny's horse was kicked and buttered,
Just because it couldn't neigh;
Thought bis papa might have bought him
Two live horses and a sleigh!
Kitty wished her doll was larger;
Wished its eyes were black not blue;
Finally grew vexed aud threw it—
broke its lovely head iu two!
Santa Claus looked grave and troubled,
Shook his head and went away;
"I'll remember this,” he muttered,
"On another Christmas Day!"
Then he peered in dismal places,
Where he was not wont to go;
Where the hungry, shivering children
Never any Christmas know.
And his heart was sad and sorry
That he could not help them all;
And he thought iu grief and anger
Of the broken hotse and doll.
As he took hi* onward journey,
He was seen to drop a tear,
And I’m certain that he whispered,
•‘l’ll remcmlxr this next year."
lint he has so much to think of,
And so many things to get,
Can't the Johnnies aud the Katies
Thiuk of il, it he forget?
MISCELLANY.
THE AUCTION.
It wan a tempestuous night ; the
winds whistled fearfully, and hailstones
whose size threatened to demolish the
windows of the houses, rattled against
them with determined pertinacity as if
to test their strength. In the parlor
M a fine old-fashioned house, beside
| rather a comfortless (ire on such a night
n
'"'ere seated the family of Mrs. Sunder*
land,consisting ol himself, wife,daugh
ter and a faithful maid.servant, A
'' ear y gloom, more of sorrow than an
ger rented on each brow, not even ex
cepting that of the maid-servant, al
luded to, from whose eager glances,
, ever a, “l anon cast toward the family
s'oup, the close observer would have
| 11 ted the deep interest she took in the
f cause of their grief.
The picture was a melancholy one ;
I r 'irtue in distress has no light shade
to relieve it, all around and about it is
■ * r * and sombre. The sensitive artist
w >u!J have thrown aside his pencil, if
the subject had been presented to his
'’ w as we hare described it, and his
eart would have received an impres
-1,1011 *’htch could not have been trans
ferred to the canvas.
| 10-morrow,’ observed Mr. Sunder**
! ani l t ‘is the anniversary of the death
j °f °ur dear Henry ; to-morrow will be
‘ Cir * B * ncc the vessel in which he sail
* * as lost, ami all on board perished
-all, ah j'
A!*B / exclaimed his wife, as tears
cursed their way down her
to-morrow will be a melancholy day/
j *ill ; foi to-morrow this
, )18e > belonged to my father,
llril ‘ture, which time has made, as
Were - * part of ourselves, and asso
b i>e8 > 18 to he sold ; torn from ns
itor ? J lnre * ent ' ,l g hands of our cred
tut) 8 * Ut Providence, raisfor
e, n t crime, has reduced us to this
povcrty ,
L ? they SeM ever^thin s. pa ; can
IL r 10 n °thing?’ asked the daugh-
C, ‘ iW u,^oßs w ith what lit
fed 4 as generously loan
Put L ' ' ar > take your pencil and
niture }T- a ’ C * la,rß an< l kitchen fur-
ItAl’-J* lt belonged to my mother,
‘But not P art w 'Pb it/
niy llfct ' 0 1 P a must it go J*
fpje ga^tnum
The wife sighed, the father cast his
eyes toward the flickering fire, and the
daughter was silent. The fate of the
piano was decided upon. A
choly pause iu the conversation plain
ly told how severe wag the alternative;
for the law never studies the feelings
of its victir; s when exacting the pen
alty of a bond.
‘Go, Mary/ said Mr. Sunderland, ad
dressing the servant, *go and request
the sheriff's officer, who is watching
the property, to walk into the parlor ;
he is only doing his duty. No doubt
it is aspainful to him as it is
ing to us. Let him have a seat by our
fire, and a glass of witie, for it is a se
vere night.’ .
It is indeed a fearful night,’ replied
Mrs. Sunderland,‘and we have behaved
rude to this man/
‘Mother, I made a fire in the room
wh ‘re he is, but — 9
‘Speak out, child —it was with the
last stick/
‘Father, it wa— ’
Mary returned w;th the officer, a po
lite, gentlemanly man ; for such should
be the character of nu*n who have to
perform a part in the drama of life not
unlike that of tha visitor of old, whose
province it was to torture by the rack,
with this difference 'however : theirs
was physical torture ; ours a mental
one, administered with all the nicety .
and precision uf legal justice ! The
officer politely accepted the invitation,
tasted the wine, and endeavored to
cheer his victims by enumerating many
cases of similar kind, equally poignant
and distressing. jThns the evening
passed heavily and cheerlessly away.
On the morning of the contemplated
sale, there was to be seen a crowd of
people flocking to the house of Mr.
Sunderland. Some out of sheer heart
less curiosity, friends of the family’
who came with mockers on their lips
---and empty purses. Others with an
intent to purchase ; but no one in the
crowd showed the least desire to aid,
assist or sympathise with the distress
of the family. Th : s is the world ; we
laugh at the mis'orlunes of our fellow
creatures, ami even m >ck their distress
by witnessing iu silence their suffering.
The auctioneer was now making his
arrangements, by flourishing his ham
mer, rolling his eyes, and using his
tongue. The motley crowd gathered
around him The house was put up
first; free fiom all incumbrances, and
subject to but a very small ground
rent. It was started at five thousand
dollars. There was several bidders
all of whom seemed anxious to pur
chase it. Seven thousand five hundred
dollars was the last bid, upon which
the auctioneer dwelt for a moment. —
Mr. Sunderland compressed his lips
together, and muttered to himself, “it
cost my father fifteen thousand dollars.
Seven thousand five handled dollars—
go’ng—once —twice —three times—for
the last time going—“eight thousand
dollars"—thank you, sir—going at
eight thousand once—eight thousand
twice—eight thousand three times—
going—going. What name ?
'Clifford/ was the reply, and all eyes
rested on a tall, noble looking man,
who had remained silent during the
rapid bidding of the spectators, and
who, as the whisper went round, was a
total stranger.
Mt is gone/ whispered Mr. Sunder
land to his wife, as he pressed her hand
in silent grief, 'We have no home
now/
'Now, gentlemen/ cried the auction
eer, 'we will sell this sideboard, in
regard to which l am requested by the
creditor to say that it is an old family
piece, and it is the wish of the owner
to retain it if possible. I merely men
tioned this, as it is known to you un
der what peculiar circumstances things
are sold
This had the desired eflect, no one
seemed willing to bid against the nn
fortunate man, who started it at ten
dollars. Twenty was bid by Mr. Clif
ford ; twenty-five from Mr. Sunderland;
fifty from Mr. Clifford silenced the anx.
ious parent, and the family piece of
furniture was knocked down to the new
owner of the house. A gentleman who
stood by remarked tnat the act was a
cold, heartless one.
‘Was it V sarcastically asked Mr.
Clifford ; /then, sir, why did you not
buy it for him ?’
Mr. Sunderland was ~ranch affected
at this little incident. ‘He little knows
how much he has Ucerated this heart.
But I will purchase the piano for my
daughter/ He stepped up to Mr. Off.
ford and told him the desire he had to
purchase the piano for Ids
and hoped he would not bid against
him. .
‘Sir/ said the stranger, T will uot
deceive yon, as much as I respect your
feeling and the sympathy of the good
company; I cannot, nay, will not alter
the determination made when I first
entered this house.*
‘An pray, sir, what might that
be?’
‘To purchase everything in it, and
by heaven I'll do it, though I pay dou-.
Ole price/
‘Strange/ muttered Mr. Sunderland
as hr found his family in another part
of the room.
The stranger fulfilled his promise,
and actually bo lght everything, from
the house itself down to the a ;e in the
cellar.
After the sale was over, and the
company had retired, Mr. Clifford re
quested the auctioneer to walk with
him into an adjoining room. After the
lapse of a few moments they both re
turned to the parlor, where the family
still remained. The auctioneer looked
around, gave a knowing smile—wish
ed them all a good day, and as he left
the room was heard to say, ‘I never
heard of such a thing—a perfect Ro
mance—ha ! ha ! ha 1'
‘You are now/observed Mr. Sunder,
land to Mr. Clifford, ‘the owner of this
house and furniture—they were once
mine—let that pass/
*1 am sir, for the time being, your
andlord.’
‘I understand you, sir, but will not
long remain your tenant. I was going
to observe however, that there are two
or three art cles which I am anxious to
purchase —that sideboard for instance
—it is a family relic—l will give you
the fifty dollais, the price you paid>
and I feel assured, under the circum
stances, you will not refuse me this
favor/
‘I cannot take it, sir/
‘Obdurate, ungiateful man !’
‘Will you not let pa buy my piano,
sir V humbly asked Ellen; 'he will give
you the price at which it was sold.,
‘lt is painful to me, young lady, to
refuse even this ; I will sell nothing
—not even th/ w r ood saw in the ceU
lar/
‘Then Mr. Clifford/ exclaimed Mr.
Sunderland, ‘we have no further busi
nee.*; come, my dear Ellen, get your
hat—that’s your hand-bux ; let us quit
tiiis house, we are not even free from
insult. Where is Mary ?'
'1 am here, sir, the key of my trunk
is lost and I am fastening it with a
rope.
‘Stop, my girl, but methinks I pur
chased that trunk/ coolly observed tho
stranger.
‘Mr. C:iflord, lam not so old, but
that I can result an insult ; nay will
if you carry this arrogant, and to me,
strange conduct much further. That
poor girl has been to me and mine the
best, and I may say, the only friend—
she has remained with us in poverty,
assisted us in our distress, not only
with her purse, but her hands ; she is
to me not as a servant, but one of my
family. For there is, thank Heaven,
no such base distinctions in poverty
that exist in a state of bloated wealth.
Here, with nothing but what we have
upon our backs, the master and servant
are equal. She is part of my family,
and I will protect her from insult, —
That trunk is her*, and who dare take
it from her ? Not you, sir/
Mr. Clifford cast his eyes upon Mary,
who, at that moment arose from the
floor; for a moment they gazed upon
each other in silence.
‘And she, you say, has been to you
a friend V
‘lndeed she has ; a kind, noble one/
‘Mr. Sunderland, stay; one moment,
rny good girl, put down that trunk ;
take a seat madame; permit me, Miss,
to hand you a chair. Mr. Sunderland,
will you be seated? I have something
more to say. When you requested
me to yield up the wish I had to pur-*
chase this sideboard, I told you that it
was niy determination to buy it, and
I tell you now that I will not sell it.
‘This, Mr. Clifford, needs no repeti
tion.
‘Ay, but it does; and when this
young lady made the same request for
her piano, my answer was the same-
Stop, sir, hear me out ; no man would
so act without a motive ; no one, par
ticularly a stranger, would eourt the
displeasure of a crowded room, and
bear up against the frowns of the many
without an object. Now, I had an
object, and that was—be seated, sir—
tnadame, your attention—that object
was to buy this house and furniture
for the sole purpose of restoring them
to you and yours again/
'Sir, is this not a cruel jest V
'ls it possible !* exclaimed mother
and daughter.
Amazement took possession of Mary
EASTMAN, GEORGIA, THURSDAY, JANUARY 9, 1579.
and her trnnk fell to the floor with a
crash, causing her small stock of cloth
ing to roll out, which she eagerly gath
ered up and thrust back, without any
regard as the manner in which it was
done.
‘The auctioneer/ continued Mr. Clif
ford, ‘has my instructions to have mat
ters arranged by to-morrow. In the
meantime you are at home. Mr. Sun
derland, you are in your own house,
and I the intruder.
'lntruder, sir ! Oh, say not that ; I
will not tell you what a relief this is to
me ; but I have yet to learn how to
repay you all thi<, and what could have
induced you, a total stranger, thus to
step forward. Ah ! a thought strikes
me! Gracious heavens! Can it be ?
Look on me, Mr. Cliflord ; nay, start
not/
The stranger actually recoded from
the glance of Mr. Sunderland's eye.—
'Look on me, sir, has that innocent
girl who stands trembling there, any
interest iu this generous act of yours?
—speak, sir, and let me know at once
that I may scorn your offer and resent
the insult !'
‘I will not deny sir, but that she
has/
‘My father—dear father ! I never
before the gentleman's fuce 1'
'Say not so, Miss—’
‘Sir—l—l—indeed, father, 1— *
'Remember teu years hack—call to
mind a light-haired boy whom you
called— *
‘Brother !'
'Gracious heaven ! Henry—my boy!’
‘ls here—l am your long lost son!’
Need we ad 1 more ? Our.reader g
can readily imagine thi*t a more cheer
ful fire blazed upon the hearth, and
that Mary, the faithful servant, wasn't
forgotten iu the general joy which pro.
vailed on this occasion
The Best Friend.
Honor the dear old mother. Time
has scattered the snowflakes ori her
brow, and ploughed deep furrows in
her cheek; but isn’t she sweetly beau
tiful now>? Th® lips are. thin and
shrunkened; but those are the Lp*
which have kissed manf a hot tear
from the childish cheek, and they are
the sweetest Bps in the world. The
eye is dim, yet it glows with the soft
radiance of holy love which never can
fade. Ah, yes, she is a dear old moth
er. The sands of life are nearly run
out, but feeble as she is, she will go
further and reach down lower for you,
boy, than any other upon earth. You
can not walk into a midnight in which
she cannot see you; can never enter a
prison whose bars will keep her out;
can never mount a scaffold too high
for her to reach, and she may kiss and
bless you in eviiencc of her deathless
love. When the world shall despise
and forsake you, when it leaves you
by the wayside to die unnoticed, the
dear old mother will gather yon in her
feeble arms and carry you home, and
tell you of your virtues, until you al
most forget that your soul is disfigured
by vice. Love her tenderly and cheer
her declining years with holy devotion.
Good Maimers at Home.
Shut after door after you without
slamming it. Never stamp, jump or
run in the house. Never call to per
sons up-stairs or in tho next room; if
you wish to speak to them go quietly
to where they are. Always speak
kindly and politely to the servants, if
you would have them do the same to
you. When told to do or not to do a
thing by either parent, never ask why
you should or should not do it. Tell
of your own faults, but not those of
your brothers or sisters. Carefully
clean the mud and snow from your
boots or shoes before entering the
house. Be prompt at every meal. Nev
er sit down at the table or in the par
lor with dirty hands or tumbled hair.
Never interrupt any conversation, but
wait patiently fur your turn to speak.
Never reserve go >d manners ful stran
gers, but be equally polite at home
and abroad.
The other day a ragged, red-eyed
man, stopped a Detroiter on the street
and asked:
•Say, mister, lend a fellow a dollar
will you ?
‘No sir, was the emphatic reply.
‘Why won't you ?
'Because I dont know yon, was the
reply of the citizen.
‘Well, you wouldn't let me have it
if you did, so hand it out/ was the re
ply.
‘Where do sponges come from ?'—
No matter about tnat. Let us devise
some means to get rid of them.
Economy.
We have but a faint notion of econ
omy in this country, ami there are few
persons who seem t be able to exer
cise its spirit in their mode of living.
Asa general thing, yonr.g people,
clerks and the like, calculate to live
fully up to the amount of their income,
if indeed they do not outrun its l : rait
and become involved in debt. So with
married men of humble means ; thry
calculate to spend as much as they
get, and often become involved in
debts he cannot liquidate. Now,
there is a simple rule which if adopted
would make people quite independ
ent.
In the first place, let a man's in.
come be ever so small, he shou'd cal
culate to save a little, and to lay it by>
if only $5 or $lO a year. This will be
sure to keep him from running in debt,
and as soon as lie finds that he has a
sum of money saved, there is a natural
incentive to add to that amount, and
thus, unwittingly, as it were, he be
gins to accumulate.
This operation once commenc’d, lie
will be surprised to see how fast his
means improve ; and then the slow but
sure increase of principal by the accu
mulation of interest is a matter of clear
gain.
Never purchase any article ot dress
and luxury until you can pay for it ;
this is a most important rule to ob
serve, and the credit system, iu fact,
has done quite as much to ruin debtors
as creditors. As vast number of lit>
tie expenses, but large in the aggre*.
gate, would be saved if one always
paid the money foi the same at the
time of purchase, in place of having it
charged. Pay as you go, is a golden
rule, and it is true economy.
Many a poot man could build a house
over his head, and own it, with the
price of the cigars and tobacco he has
used, to say nothing of the worse than
useless drinks of beer and spir ts, in
which from time to time he has allowed
himself to indulge. Avoid any habit,
however simple it may be at the out
set, in which is involved unnecessary
expense ; one leads to another, and all
together will empty your purse, and
sap the marrow of your physical man*,
hood. It is not so much what a man’s
income may be, as it is what he spends
that graduates his means. Strive,
then, to adopt the true principle of
economy, and you haye the secret of
independence.
Pretty Cotton Picker.
Not unfrequently young ladies whose
fathers and brothers or their laborers
happen to be hard pressed with work,
go into the field and lend a helping
hand. Among the latter class is a
young lady, the fifteen year old daugh*
ter of one of the oldest and most res-,
pected families along the Brazo3—
whom the correspondent met at the
mansion of her father near Pattison.—
The conversation naturally turned on
cotton-picking. The young Texan girl,
blooming with youth, her dark hair
floating over her fair forehead, match
ing her dark eyes, that flashed at in
tervals, proceeded iu her girlish way
to give him all the information about
cotton picking desired.
‘The most of my father's hands pick
150 to 200 pounds ad y.
‘That seems excellent work,’ replied
the correspondent.
‘Oh, not very/
‘I think s ).*
She laughed, and her eyes flashed
again, ‘Why, I can do almost that
well myself, and I am n>t used to it.’
‘You/
•Yea/
‘I must doubt—'
‘I have gone out into pa's field and
picked one hundred and fifty pounds in
one day.
‘Didn't the sun burn your face to a
crackling ?’
‘Why no ?’
‘llow then did you manage to avoid
getting burned, my little Southern
girl ?‘
‘Oh, I just put on this long sunhon
net and a pair of glnvesj with my fin*
ger tips out the end.’
■ 11 ♦ <
A Scotch farmer had determined, in
spite of the bad limes, to pay his rent,
if it were his last shilling, and, saying
to the factor who received it, ‘lt is my
last shilling, 4 threw down a roll of
notes. The factor counted them and
said, ‘There is too much4 ‘Odds,
nun/ said the farmer, ‘I put ray hand
in the wrong pouch/
Mrs. Partington says the only way
to prevent steamboat exolosions is to
make the engineers bile the water on
shore,
Value ot Kind Words.
A word fitly spoken is like apples of
gold in pictures of silver, said the wise
Solomon. Do we realize its full sig
nificance? We arc sailing upon the
vast ocean of time, gliding on toward
death's portals, through which we must
pass to the bourne whence no traveler
returns.
We are all probationists. Each day
brings us nearer the end of our life
journey. To some the journey is at-*
tended with pleasure—not a ripple to
mar the tranquility of their lives as
they glide along s > quietly under the
blue dome of heaven. By their side
in close proximity, are others. Over
the horizon of their lives sorrow broods
like a funeral pall. Their sky seems
o'orcast with dark clouds. Not a star
illumines their solitary pathway. Rough
storms and surging waves beat around
them until they are ready to cry cut in
their loneliness. How their sad hearts
yearn lor human happiness ! A kind
word costs nothing, yet has power to
heal many a wound that indifference
and neglect many have made.
A little woril m kindness spoken—
A motion or a tear —
Has often healed the heart that broken
And made a frind sincere.
. A word—a look—has crashed to earth
Full many a budding flower
Which, had a smile but owned its birth,
Would bless life’s darkest hour.
Then let us strive, by every moans
in our power, to lighten the burdens
of others. A word of encouragement
gives new impetus to many a weafy
toiler along life's rugged pathway, and
rests, like a halo of glory upon them
as they journey to the end.
Weeping Willow.
The Apple in the Bottle.
On the mantlepieco of my grand
mother’s best parlor, among other mar
vels, was an apple in a vial. It quite
filled up the bottle. Childish wonder
ment constantly was, '‘How could it
have got there?" By stealth I climbed
u chair to see if the bottle would nn
sorew, or if there had been a joint in
the glass throughout the length of the
vial. I was satisfied by careful ob
servation that neither of these theories
could be supported, and the apple re
mained to me an enigma and a mys
tery.
One day, walking in a garden, 1 saw
it all. Tnere, on a tree, was a vial
tied, and within it a tiny apple, which
was growing within the crystal. The
apple was put in the bottle while it
was little, and it grew there.
More than thirty years ago we tried
this experiment with a cucumber. We
laid a bottle upon the ground by a hill
of cucumbers, and placed a tiny cu
cumber in the bottle to see what would
be the result. It grew till it filled the
bottle, when we cut it off from the
stem, and then filled the bottle with
alcohol and corked it up tight. We
have it now, all as fresh, with the little
prickers on it, as it was when first
corked up.— Exchange.
How to Raise Large Corn.
I have made a great many experi
ments with corn within the last fifteen
yearg. 1 had fourteen different kinds,
and this year T got some of the largest
I ever raised. I always select my seed
corn in the fall, at husking time, and
in the spring I took no ears that were
less than twelve inches long ; then I
took off three inches at the tip end and
two inches at the butt end, and from
these central grains I get ears fifteen
inches long, and from fourteen to six
teen rows. Several years ago I selec
ted ears from stalks that had two ears,
but the result was not nearly so satis
factory as from planting only central
grains. My opinion is, if farmers
would be a little more careful in select
ing their seed c >ru they could raise
from five to ten bushels more per acre
than they do when they pick it out of
the crib in the spring.—A Leigh co.,
(Pa.) Farmer.
Avery rich old man, who married
a young wife, died suddenly, upon
which the widow raved like a maniac,
and exclaimed to the doctor, who stood
by the bedside of the departed:
“Oh! I'll not belirve that my dear
partner is dead; he could not die and
leave me! No, no, he’s alive; I’m sure
he’s alive. Tell me, doctor, don't you
think so?'
‘Madam/ replied the medical man,
with ranch gravity, *I confess that I
have the means by which he may be
revived. I will apply the galvanic
battei y/
# Oh, no, no,' cried the grief-stricken
widow. ‘Hard as it is to bear my fate,
I will have no experiments against the
law of nature. Let him rest in peace!’
Made in vein—Gold.
A drawing room—The dentist’s.
At dinner a fowl is very got>d fare.
An affeting sight— A barrel in tiers.
The only suits that last too long are
law suits.
Cheap drapery—The curtains of the
night.
How much does a fool usually weigh?
A simple-ton
It seems rather odd to see two m m
playing seven-up for a dinner to be
eight up.
Jones says In.* has no mother-in-law
hut he has a father in jail, and it is
about the same thing.
Henry Clay described a mule as an
animal that uas no pride of ancestry
and no hope of posterity.
Why is a hen sitting on a fence like
a penny? Because it has a head on
one side and a tail on the other.
When you wake up at night and
hear the baby crying, look out far
danger—for there's a rook ahead.
• .
It is said that eating onions will
keep the lips from chapping. It will
certainly .keep the chaps from the lips.
A dentist, who just pulled a tooth
for a doctor, announced that lie had
been snatching something from the
jaws of death.
How the hearts of the crowd sw'ell
and throb in undying, pitiless hatred
against the man who raises his umbreU
la at a mass meeting.
‘I am inclined to believe,' said a fop
to a lady who had refused to sing,'you
are fishing for compliments' ‘Oh, no!'
replied she, *1 never fish in so shallow
a stream/
I'd offer thee this sand of mine/ is
what the grocer sang to the customer
who wanted sugar. lie was advised
to keep his sand in his crop, but not to
deal it out.
A hen is not joking when she is in
’er nest. She isn't lying when she is
laying either. She raises her brood as
George Washington’s father did—-on
the hatch it plan.
Seth Green has received a gold
medal from France. It is labelled
“Paris, Green, Poissonier/ But why
they spell a Paris green poisoner with
two s's deponent Seth not.
A shrewd old gentleman once said
to his daughter : “Be sure, my dear,
you never marry a poor man. But re
member the poorest man in the world
is the one that has money and nothing
else/
She was a noodle, and he was a noo
dle, and when their marriage wag an-*
nounoed, Simmons, who knew and ap
preciated both, exclaimed, with tears
in his evs:
Two souls without a single thought
A painter’s apprentice tell off a scaf
fold with a pot or paint in each hand.
He was taken up insensible, but as soon
as he was restored to consciousness,
h ; murmured,‘l went down with flying
colors, anyhow/
It is said that the left foot of a left
handed man is always longer than the
right one, but when the old man reach
es after Adolphus from the top step
he always sends the right foot, and in
most cases it is long enough.
Whenever a man begins to feel that
he is so great that the country is stand*
ing in the midd’e of the road waiting
for him to come by, it is about time
for his friends to look up some soft
place in a lunatic asylum to lay him
down in
Wc would like tor some double-sto
ried modern statesman to tell us why
it is that there are certain seasons
when a politician can see a homy*
handed son of toil clear across the
street, and at other seasons cannot see
him a foot and a half away.
A negro, being asked for hisdefini*
tion of a gentleman, gave the follow*
ing: Massa make de blaek man work
—make de ox work—make eberyting
work—only de hog—he no work; he
eat, he drink, he walk T bout, he go to
sleep when he please, he libs like
gcro'lam.
SO. 2.