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THE VINDICATOR.
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BY W T REVILX..
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on UNARY .Its IV Rsnnhv
SHERIFF W H Ksver
CLERK 3. C ... A. J U nion
TAX RECEIVER W.P WhcHes*
TAX COLLECTOR ... WO. Post
THK A-L fik.lT O. J Auih >u>
SIKVEYOK O K.
C U.NTY COMUlS^aSK&^ey.
~ J* Rt'ev**. J R H iihitutn,
Allen 11. W***oa.
BOARD OK EDUCATION.
J hn V 5 , park. VV J Barnes,
M*d s.-odfotve*. !!. A I'aikci,
A II Kreemin See.
SENATOR 36 1 h District, <i L Heavy.
iiITHK-I.N !AT t \ KS
Ohadie'i Warner W T Itevltt
JbUhlNBbS CARDS
Joll.N t\ P.Altlv,
\ I KORNEV ATI.AW,
J \ OK! KNS 111 K, O*
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ALBERT ' LEHMAN
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1 be.<l t ' nUi.'l Ea#i *oie oi
tns public a ('M,<i hii I
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JEWELRY AM) KA N( V <■')'.|)P
( oii ii uatt, of
tW GOLD and hlLVuli Watch*-*?jftJ
mnl
tVitisdi i (JoJd fj'l buyer Wntcli, * JiUir*
CLOCKS. *
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of *0 sizes, maker* and \n>y*
Gold Pen*and all kind* of holders; Gold
Hilver 4 atcel b t <e'.tv.ie A Ey t-CU-***.
LOUD HILVER A Hot WAKE
■t.
811 ver Plata Ware
'of al! kind* and style*;
ParkM, Tnbl* f ■llery. AKrt/or*
by the very renowned makers, TOBhPD
HO DO ERS and GEOHOE WOHTEH
HOEMe
BEPAiRina
I am still repairing ’l good* In my dee
Too many citizen* of Meriwether ant ad
foming counties bare tested my work to
ityjTjirw a word from me a* to the charac
ter of it. I will, however warrant all my
work, if properly need, M j b , re a!w , y ,
done, and respectfully ask .a eontiouance,
*' I hare received Iron, nl,
needs in Meri wether
ALBERT LEHMAN
GREENVILLE. MERIWETHER COUNTY. UA.. NOVEMBER 10. 187.
•tame** War Rrcerd.
5 saved th* nation from the S >ot!i,
Q ioth war scarce i lira my Blaine
My weapon wa* my naked in th.
My battefl.-ul in Maine.
And at the sound of Sumter’* gan
I scorned to stop it irtfl j,
B it HravOv marched u> Washington
Aml Jobbed in Spencer HS.-a.
\5 l.eu Linc oln loudly caih-J for men
E’ >r relitl guns to shoot,
'Taas 1 hie 1 more than all the iret
'To pay my substitute.
1 vp never blaneheJ with fear or iW
The longue ol mortal mi ;
Evr never bent the servile knee,
Save once— to Mulligan.
Il.ad no t-'MM lu Milts,
A.. <*< **•- w * mo ftlstho iist
dMihr-eme, recently held here, wn out lor
a *i‘k at an carty hour on* morning, end
on Howard street he encountered a
strapping big le low who was drawing a
**g"i> hi the tiiacitsmith shop. Caloli hold
here and help me down to (lie shop with
this wagon and I'll buy the whisky ! call
ed (Tie big'lei lev*-.
1 never drink, toleiuly replied Ike good
until r
Well, Vo i can take a cigar.
I never smoke.
The mao dropped the wagon tongue,
-pMike 1 haul at the member, aud asked .
Don't'you chew f
No sir, was ilia decided ie|*ly.
Vi.il must gel migUly mined
tire teams er. n
1 gum l'ui all light—l leel tlrslrale.
I*ll l*e! you even that I inn lay jou on
v our hack, rental ki t the taaius'wr. (Vine
now, let's warm up a little.
1 never bet.
Well, lot's lake each other dv wit (or lon,
then Your me is Idg os I am, iml ’ll give
you ti e uu.ii i in* and
1 i cver have luu, solemnly answered the
mnmlic r
Well, I’m going lt la* Win you anyway
Here w go.
The tea muter sill up and endeavored to
gel a neck h Id, hut tie had only only Jii'l
i.iimo.ei ced Ui loot ntMiul w lieu he was
lilted eieaii nil the giasv and flammed
agaiuat a tree hot with such lorce that lit*
gv;." 1 hall ad ./,*u times betoie he ooilld
gel 10a bieath.
N w, you Uici• away from m I exclaim
■ and the in nistri, pieking up his c me.
Bust me t! I dmit ! replied *'•* UuuwUh,
SS tie edged nil What’s the use In lying
and saying that you didn't base aoy fun in
you when y.iu'ie eliuck lull ol ll' Mia,nn It!
you wanted lo bleak my back, dl iu’tyuuK
-| Detroit Kiee Pi ess
■'lie n hliivi illisl Illit lluintuel,
A pi* ly widow, whoae husband has
Jheen dead several years, iiaeivml ale nu
lilul leev'juel the otbn day Ti,v man ißat
sent it had been Hymg around her with an
eariiDsliieff worthy of a dry goods cletk,
and it wsi with extra delight lie saw hn
-haf-WWo that evening wt h the tarn
of ffowem hi hand
Au* so pb-ss'-T t- ace you with them
said he, and a tbouaatid I title cnplds dim
pled in his smile.
Yes, she teplind, It was very kind in you;
t always knew you liked liitti; 1 am Wkdug
them lo hm glare Raleigh N-nlii.el.
How In- lv*l III* 1,-i-tli
An elderly and re*|>rted gent lem vj
from flu* city refurnic home from the cen
I tennisl minu* bis teeth Kitting down oo
! sola at hi* boarding place, seeking lor
! r<-t nd refreshment, lie Unit out ui* set
of artificial Hell, laid them upon the sola,
i leaned (jack, indulged in 00-jt *leep. The
keeper of the boarding house came along,
,*w the iltuaiion, placed the teeth in the
pocket of an overcoat near by, Supposed
to belong to lit* n;|r, and kindly cover
ed first individual with tl,* overcoat to pre
vent birn from taking cold. H- on there'
afte, the gentleman ownl-.g tlie overcoat
came that way, trejk the garment and wore
it away, and with it went the teeth. Our
toothless frnm-J awoke, and waa down in
the mouth whan he discovered tie# true
situation of affair*. Not te-mg able to grap
ple longer with the tough beelafeak at I'hii
a ieipbta boarding h'/uaee, he returned
home to have his jaw repelled.—{Augusta
f.Mej J urnal.
AKECDOTE OF MAJOit CAMPBELL
WALLACE
The Atlanta Constitution tells the fol
lowing anecdote of this gentleman :
Major Gam [dial I Wallace was a Tennes
see railroad president, years ago,and while
ridicg on a train on bia road hail rjuite an
encounter with a train hand. It waa cold
and Mvjor Wallace aat near ih* stove.
The lire was getting low, when he ask tel
the train band to atir it up. With an oath
be train hand responded tbit he waa run -
tong the train. He addtd : I know who
you are, you are a sanctimonious, long
vi.aged, hard ataell Baptist preacher. With
a bland smite and a merry twinkle of hi*
eye. Major Wallace informed him that be
was eminently correct, escept as to two
points . Hi was not a preacher, or a bard
she!! Baptist Then what the thunder are
you ? asked the train band. I am presi
de! tof this road, suavely responded the
'be M*jor, The train hand wilted.
FOUTf VEAKW BErWKEN
l>KI!KI.
Dlts(roiss Iti-anils of Prolonged
Absilnewer on the Part o i
ms lovrn Preisrtirr,
Keokuk (lows) Constiiution.]
A Keokuk touiis, who was waiting at
S'. Joseph for the train for CJ tlncy the otb
day, wlille pacing the platform, wa* accost
ed by an old gentleman, and the two en
tered into conversation. In the course of
she pow-wow our Keokuk man ascertain
ed that the atranget was a minister of the
gospo', and. like himself, was bound for
idiocy. Tiiey sat in th* tame scat In ths
car, and alter they had traveled coma dis
tance the Keokuk tourist pulled • fissk
from hi* pocket, held It to the light, pulled
the cork, and turning lo hi*companion,re
marked :
1 MW, >-• -*- "W— mm as U*MH, out
when I am ou Ihe rosd, constantly drink
ing all kind* of a atar, I take a little for the
vtonmeh's sake, and taking a moderate
diluk, be podiiciy offered Ihe flask to the
minister.
My f. icuJ, sskl the |>reacher, Pm a min
ister ul the eo|>el, and have been for forty
wars. In that time a drop ol Hqttaf has
not touch 'd my lips, hut, as you seem to
lie a geutieman an i considaring the cir
cumalauccs, I will take a drop or two, amt
placing thr flask to Ids mouth he ewallow
e.l atamt half of the contents. Th-y had
pioocedfd but a lew miles and the rever
end gentleman was warming up.
M y brother. I’m a preacher, and hasn't
drank a drop of liquor lor forty yeara, hut
1 have a pain, and il you will let tno hare
a diink Iroai your fltik 1 think it will tlo
me good.
The Mask was passed, and about half ol
•the te nalnlng contents was taken. Tim
divine *egan to fuel good. 110 was talks
Uv* and esbilaretit I. As the train pulled
up at the s'a'i m ho ri-arhe 1 over and Ink
ing tin flask from the seat, he remarked ;
Yon flto •. 'm preacher of the gospel ;
havn’l drink any finty year* for a long pe
riod ol whisky, and the balance of Ihe con
tents ol the flask disappeared down Ills
Ihroa'
Making up for lost time, eh ? said the
Keokuk ian.
/, >fhl time rail never l*e regained, 'in a
goshpele of the in In ialitry, hilt the watersh
t>a*l. Uni any more— hic-licksr, and as he
careened another fl ik, lie remarked :
H isc, my fren, forty In ministry. Nur
er diunk drop hlc-erdrop. Water bad.
Makes me hie sick, and bike a Htilo lor the
*t. >n<tk-bic-i*k, ua ii* ho,i. .i oyer and
x'ep - until ‘be 'ml.j reached Quincy.
As nr Keokuk man was msking his wty
out ■ f ihe depot s hand was laid on lit*
arm. and turning he saw Ids mlnlaierial
companion, win* luuurked :
Two score years have I been a nilnisler
ol Hu- gospel. Iniin a sirange land, and
I fuel th* need of something Ii so*taln me.
I haven't drank a drop for 40 years, lull |!
■yon hSfeAny Whlskytwndj l believe l
could tak*: a drop——
The Keokuk man miaKletl, last he san
n
of hiv ae<pialutsnce lie was leanlog over
the cornel ul n Q limy bar explaining lo
the hat ke*)g*r how lor 40 years lie hail
picju.hr. i Urn yuxpc! and never, cii.. The
trouble wiUi him was il was too long be
iween drinks.
A Disgusted Widow.
It I'etgh Henli nel )
Captain W ha* Just returned from
the Wtirtn Hprlngs. The Captain Is a wid
ower At thn Hpiltigs was * widow who
■ ether set ker nap lor the Oiplaln. Ton
girls told him to look out, and the Captain
replied, well, he was ready.
Hilling out in the portico, one evening,
the bool breeze fuming Ilk* a fen ecu*
palm ;af, and thinking of Ilia daughters
far awey at school, the widow moved up
dose by and opened a convert*!i n.
I bear, Captain, you bavs grown up
daughters.
Yea, madam. I have.
flow I should like to see their (Hcturss.
I will show you a picture of my eldest
daughter, said the Captain, handing her
one.
Ob, such a sweet face, said the widow,
and aoch flue eye ! Isn't she called like
you, Captfitfl f
I don't know, madam, that she is.
It i* a wonder to m>-, Captain W—,
you Jo oot*get married
Well, ma'am, I never think of it ; for th*
woman I'd have might not hava me, and
then, you know, efce serta
Yes, but what kind of a lady would anil
you ? and the widow looked her sweetest.
It was right hers the Captain’s wonder
fjl nerve never forsook him, but, setting
his eye steadily at tbs widow's he harden
ed his heart and replied; Madam, she most
be mnaly-five year* old to a second, and
worth two nuodred thousand dollars.
It la a getting so chilly out here I mu t
go for my shawl, said the widow ; and she
looked frigid line# at the Captain as she
brushed bv bim whh a toss of Her bead.
From tbn following paragraph one
would think there it au intention to raise
tall students out in Wktountio. Ao ex
change paper says: Its board of education
has resolved to erect a building large
enough to accommodate five hundred stu
dents three stories high.
Hamn mt Mm CwrwUsui Com*
At a colorad Dam*>craiic meeting in
Oiintou, one ol Iha aegro speaker* illtiktra
ted the way • Which bis brethreu hail
l*ecn cheated by oarpet-bag Kidicals, with
(hi* auecdole. Ms and another asvciate
on the farm proponed a ’possum hunt. Bat
when the moon roan, and it wa* ti ne to
start, his friend hacked nut Nothing
daunted, be departed alone, and succeeded
In capierlng oa ol Ihe latieat specimens ol
the “varmint," moating In a persimmon
tree.
Kindling a fire altet reaching home, he
resolved upon leaning forthwith upon his
prise, and proceeded to sings, disembowel
sod roast the bypoerilical animal ttcuzdem
arUm. At length ha was done to a turn,
and lay sprawled out ia bis gravy, a most
delicious repast k* the her -***—■
wae entpa watered at the spadacle. But
the meal was scalding hot, and while wall
ing for It to cool a moment or two, Sambo,
ss constitutionally prone to do. unfortu
nately ‘diapped to aleep.’ Now it seems
that this la*y partner, who lay by the Are
coiled up in hla blanket, nad been a most
interested observer ol the culinary opera
tions of the successful hunter. When,there,
lore at this critical at*go ol (he aitair, be
saw that he had unwittingly fallen asleep,
that orally chap, chuckling smacking his
lips, rose soltiy aud proceeded to business.
He Aral, with a fat morrel of the 'possum
efleetjahy coated with grits* the lips and
handsot his sleeping companion, and then
supfied on Ihe savory carcass, polLhlng ov
ery bon# like ivory. Hardly had the last
moutblul been swallowed, however, before
lire deponent awoke, hungry and rxpec
tank But alas, no Ist ‘|Mi**um was there.
Utterly dumbfounded ho aroused the nth
er n< gro, and, with great wrath, exclaim
and :
W bar my'possum f
Wot 'possum dal f
Ain't yon know 1 catch one trig fat ’pris
on!) last night, swinge urn, clesm um, roaal
urn, aud )eat dote way leetle hit for to lent
cool, and tow some dam nigger tiot uu!
Cutle# eyed Ins Irlrtul quizzically, and
then, with a loud guffaw, exclaimed : now
Hun, who you gwyne ensnll I You, nar, is
de tlef. You done eat dal 'possum your
self. Roly de gretse on your motif end
hand now. Look derc.
Poor Ham was In a quandary. Sure
enough the grease and smell ol the annual
was upoo hi* parse,a, Lot lbs empty void
within Mttmd him that hu had been did
died aud swindled.
Aad tbtts. eaflLUio tab's boaoeraca have
we o-act folks ot*n treuUd by the carpet
baggers and Re Heels. Ti.#y here eaten
thn ’possum, stolen oar money, footed and
wronged us, aud only grassed our lips and
hands with empty promises v.-hllr we *r
p<Hirer llmti ever. Vote lor Hsmplou.
Hurrah for Hampton
John Randolph’* old Kuauoke plant*
-Guts. saytt a con cs|*ou<lent of the Hpui.g
field Republican, t* now ow-ud by .Judge
Boutding of the Supremo Bench of tin-
Hutv. Tlie residence la situated in an oak
grovn, with nn espovure to tlie south sml
weal, ftoniing and overlooking tin- valley
lu IHIO, when Randolph dial came liter,
to live, h* called It a savage solitude ; but
be hardly ever wearied ut hi* beautiiul
oak*. Me allowed Ibe underbrush to glow
at will, and never trimmed the tree*. I)u
ring Ids absence, once, the overseer cut
away trom s tree lie fore bia bouse a limb
sllic'i brushed against a window. On hi*
return lie asked Hie reaaou, and, In-lug in
formed repllnd, Why didn’t you move tlie
hotter, sir ? The old English barons of leu
da' times were Ills ideals. Mis home,how
•ver, waa a low cottaga house, which hue
dilapidated, though his sutnmerniesldencr
near by is still standing, tfn drove In a
coach sod-four where It was possible U|ion
bia numerous Journeys. His slave* were
always well treated. No grain was ever
sold from off Mr. Randolph's land. He
always said Hist‘bis blacks should raise
what was needed on the plantation, but no
more. Finally, lu Id* will be .made pro
vision lot freeing them all, 800 In number,
lie bad bean unalterably opposed to the
Missouri compromise, by which tlie do
main of slavery was ravtrlcted ; he had up
held the divine right ol slavery thrsugli
evii r#|ort and good report; and yet in
his will occur these words : I give and lie
rpieath to all my slaves '.heir freedom,
heartily regretting that I have ever been
the owner of one. Fun liar than tills, be
provided lor the purchase ol 4,000 acres ol
laud. V> be given to this freed slave*. Those
who remember Mr. Randolph say that be
never shave*]. He bad an extremely thin
but very sweet sod (dear voice. Oacr,
when in England, b# mad* an engagement
P> dine with a certain nobleman, but sub
eevjuentiy receiving an Invitation lor tlie
same tune from Mies Edgeworth, the au
t bores*, he accepted the latter, and after
ward apologized to the nobleman by say
ing, The woman tempted me, and I did
eat-
Gen. W. 11. F. Lae, was nominated fur
Bute beoalor in one oi the Virginia Sena
torial districts.
Sine I let and Hte Mother.
New York Ledger.
Tobias Hmollet, the novelist, prvß gewl
u* and traveler, treat retnetn'mred, perhaps,
by the average English reader as the au
thor of "Roderick Ilandom,’’ lost his farher
at an early age, nnd as hiv m dlior hail
been left poor, ho wa* tskeu in charge and
educated by hi* grandta tier At the age
ol nineteen he had aervrd a term of ap
prentmeeUlp with physician in Glasgow,'
when, Lit giandfsther having tiled without
making further provision lor him. he want
to London, there to strike out lor himseii.
He carried with him liter mannacr p' ol a
tragedy, called the “Regicide, upon which
he pi iced great tellance, but he found no
manager willing rveu lo raad it; to la
threw *elde hit pen in (.isgnet, and obtain
ed a position at surgeon’s mate a hoard
an n#iy*guo ship, where he loarne f nr mb
of life, lie was present ot ihe 111-fated ex
pedition against Charllngena, where he
gained much experience which ha sulisc
quetiy incorporated into "Roderick Iltn
tlom,” When he again turned hit efforts
Into Urn literary channel he was bettor able
to battle with opposition, ami a* he pr -
Juced works of real merit lie bee line popu
tar. •
Hmollet had grown from youth to mid
die age when lie concluded oi.co in >rn to
visit hit natlva land. Ilia tarns had gone
before him, and his reception by the digni
taries of Hcotlaud was cordial and fl itler-
Ing. But he had promised himself the
greatest pleasure In mrreting with his moth
er, whom he had not seen sineo Ills beard
began to grow The battle of life, an 1 the
tra- el Into foreign climes, hid left their
soars aud It was thought that
Iris mother wsulrl not know hint.
Mi*. Teller, his slater, Introduced him at
a gentleman from the West lndiea, who
had known Tobias when he was there,
Slid the belter to support Ms assumed char
acter, Hinollntt pu ton a serious look,
amonntlcz almost lo a frown ; hut while
hla motlior s eye* were riveted U|>on his
an-the old eyeii, wlili tl*a kindly gaze
Hist remembered so well—he could not re
train from smiling In sn luaiant tho was
upon hi* besom, with her arms around his
neck.
O, my son I my son 1 I have found you
at last I Ah I she added, as die hold him
ofl, and gsrsd upon him, trad you kopt Ihe
tuslere looks and the gloom upon your
lace, 1 might liiivn missed you ; but the
old roguish smile—lt betrayed you aiouoOj
The bondholder* tuni up again, as they
have 4.1 way* done, since lliey have been
repudiated. At every utw Legislature
since BollockY regime have lliey lieen per
sistent, and on liendeii iihoes nave nought
tlie Inlervent! mcf a Democratic Legists
tore. Prom the Atlanta Times wo gl an
Ihe following Rets : Afi Kelwar i Hazel
wood, a lawyer of IjOiidon, also the agent
of the Foreign Bondbolders’ Ass/M-iatlon,
is in tlie idly, Ilia visit Is to Governor
Niritli, ret at ivs to some Georgia bonds
held lo Euro|*e. The House of Heuryfilewt
It U*i.,ol New Yoik, bad de|foslied $73 00
ol Georgia Imtids ts-lUi the house of lleniy
Clews & (Jo,, ol i/oudou, as coll.,left's.
Moth houses Laving failed, there bo ids
went Into thn hands ol creditors, and ll It
In their Inti rest Mr. If. visits (lie Gover
nor, wlulling to realize Ihe money on thorn.
Ullll-aliiK is lliasbiaud.
Your husband is sink a good sight ol
late, lien'l lie ? romerUod a Southern Him >-
is woman to another, on* day latt woe k.
Y-v, answered the wife, he's got tuk
down mlg/ity hard with Ilium 'me ager
shakes agitl.
I shud think it 'ud In) nlrter distressing,
like ter have him 'round the bouse, io
uiarknd the other sympathizing, spec'ly
when yer at house cleaning;
Wal, so It wud be, replied the wile In
uelf-couaoliug tone*, hut when be’* got oi
ler oris of Ids chills, and I want the rag
carpet sliuk, yer aee he’s a powerful smart
hand ter hilcli into It.
Then lliu woman wended her way home
envying hsr neighbor tbu knack abe bad
of ulil ir.lng her husband.
The tbrllty Mr. Hamuel Htniles, who turns
out books in a perfect catcads, ha* beep
making an aphorism. Those whom God
iiatb Joined lo matrimony, he **y,ill-cook
erl Joints and 1.1-boilel potatoes have very
often put asunder
Butter is very high Just now, and Hphk
ins' landlady remarked to that gentleman,
with emphasis, the other morning, as be
aas preparing a pleca of bread : Mr. Bpiik
ins, that sir is Gushing butter, and will
make you sick if you apread it too atick.
It coals lurty cents a pound.
A significant strew is that Morrill ha.
determined to run a/ainst H sine for tire
vacant Main* senatorsbtp. When Morrill
went into the Cabinet it was with lire un
derstanding that he should slay there in
the event of Hayes’ election. A gentleman
in iiayes’ confidence, said on Tboraday, at
Washington, that Morrill baJ already be
gun to lay bia pi(<es to beat Blaine, and
was confident of doing it.
Awarded the Highest Medal at Vienna.
E & H. T* ANTioNYACO.
301 Rroadttay, .X etc Thrt
(Dip. Metropolitan Hotel.)
Manufaeturr i. Xmportrs
and Dealora in
KNUR WIN R 4, (ill fOMOH AND
THAMES.
S tereoscoDes &
- VIEWS.
A/.BUMS, UnAriloßVorß% PHOTO-
U HA PUS,
And kindred goods—Celebrities, Actree*
e, elc.
Photographic M aterials,
We ere Headquarters for everything ia
lire way of
STKRfcOPTICONS and MAQIO LAN
TERNS, w
Rein r Msnnlactnrera of the
aicr> H.nrrrtFfc uyntmii,
HTKRBO-PANOPTIOON-,
I'NIViCIWTTY HTMUtom Y)N.
ALIVgKU IHKH'H NTKKJC jPncyH.
ARTOHriOON,
SCHOOL I.ANTSMN. FAMILY LA3XBI3
prcoFLK-a lan may
Esclr stvlr being the tnnit of lie class la
lire market.
C.x'alopies of L our osil Slid n.w.1l
dirrctlout for using, sent ou 'application
Any enterprising m*u can make money
with a Magic Lantern.
HP* Visitors to ths Centennial Exposi
tion will do wisely lo deter purchasing
goods in nur line until they come lo our
store in New York, where they will llnd
grimier variety and more modsrats prices,
aud can select more at their leisure. Bu
we have a concession to sell some tlylvs ot
our g(H>dt iu the building ol the Depart
njenl of I’ublic Com tort, and those not
coming to New York are I ivited to call on
our representation thero.
tV* A lull stock ol Views ol the Expos!
lon Building* and their content*.
IWT Cut out this advertisement for raf
reito* jn
WKHTKUN I offer lor sal# for 00 day a
LAND I some valuable tracts oi
fanning and timber land lu a thriving and
rapidly growing Western Mfate. On nc
count ol railroads, recently constructed
and Immigration, theau lands are now rap
idly rising in veins. They will he sold very
low lor cash. A Clear and Perfect Title
will be Guaranteed, with avery Iraot sold,
witli deeds of lull warranty Imm reepontl
ble grantors Hurtle* desiring to purchtee
lauds, lor *n esily rise in value, Real Estate
agents and Trading will find It to
their Interest to address
WM. K. G CM I*, Beal Katat* Dealer,
176 William H. N, Y
b ,CKFo^
T|<r\JuTOMATIC
THK BK'KrOKU AUTOMATIC.
Family Knitting!Machine!
A most Useful and Wonderful Invention
Now attracting universal attention by lu
astonishing performances, and its great
in act leal value for every day family uee.
Ii is Simple, Durable and
Cheap. I* easily kept In repair, and
WILL LAST A: LIFE
TIME.
It will knit every jiosalhl* variety of plaia
and fancy work
WITH riIWOST MAGI
CAL SPEED
•ml tnr letter lliau it can lie done lijr hacd
nr on kiiy other machine. All kind* of
garnn-tita are perfectly formed and altaped
liy the machine itaelf, requiring no cutting
and making up. A good operator whl
knit a man'* aock, with liee! and toe com
plete, in from Jive to ten minute* / and from
twenty to forty jrnira of socka in a day t
Kvery family—especially every fanner'#
family—aboUld have a Bickford
Knitter- l l wlll f‘und equally aa
uaeful aa the Hewing Machine, awl even
more profitable.
Kvery Machine WAKHANTKO perfect
and to do ju*t what i* rejrrttenlrd.
The Uickforrl Machine ia the omi.T i.*-
oniMATK cylindrical Knitting Machine in
iialerice. All othera, not licenced by ua ,
aie clear and palpable Infringement# on our
patent*, and we (hall hold all partfaa who
inanulacture. at 11, buy or uae aucli Infringe
ing tnaebinea, to a alrict legal accountabili
*y-
An Inatruction Hook, containing com
plete and minute direction! to the operat
01, ae< oftiparnra each machine.
No. 1, Family Machine, 1 cylinder,
need lea! fat)
No. 8, Family Machine 8 cylinder,
72*100 needle* f 4O
A simple Machine will be lent to any
part of the United State# or Canada, ex
yreet charge* j/re-paid, m receipt *1 tha
price
Aomen wanted In every Btr, County
City and Town, to whom very liberal die
counta will be made.
For further particular*, addreae
Bickford Kkittirg Macuikk Mro. Cos
Sole Manufacture! a. Brattleboro Vi
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